This week the right wing is frothing over two incredibly disrespectful congresswomen: Rashida Tlaib and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez The first, guilty of calling Trump a motherf*cker as well as calling for his impeachment, is sentence to be eaten alive by pigs (we think this is a muslim reference? Everything else in the comments is) Second, guilt of the heinous crime of earnestly reenacting a dance number from Breakfast Club. There are three types of response to this video, and we bet you can guess two of them. Support the show by rating and reviewing on iTunes or donating at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Join the Death Cult and buy a shirt at www.miniondeathcult.com
And I was like, how do you have a soft spot for this person?
You know what, they need that soft spot pushed in with a thumb.
Yeah.
Right?
You know?
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Hell yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
You should just get three X's through that.
And then he'll be like, oh, you're straight edge?
You're just like, no, I'm just not Christian.
It's, it's one for, it's one for each of the Holy Trinity.
No father, no son, no Holy Ghost.
Uh, alright.
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And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
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Impertinent.
Rude.
Congresswomen are responsible.
We're documenting it.
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Hey, it's a whole new year.
It's been, haven't had a show since last year.
Yeah, we worked a lot on that joke.
We said, how are we going to start the show?
We said, oh, we can joke about how it's been one year since we did a previous episode.
And how this is going to be the best episode of the year so far.
Uh, yeah, we decided to take a break for the holidays without telling anyone.
It's just one of those, one of those things we do on Mini Death Cult.
Uh, I was working 13 hour days.
Uh, it was great.
Uh, I'll probably be working more of those next week.
Good stuff.
Um, but we're back and we have a, Pretty fun episode for you folks.
Good times, good times.
And since we have a lot of stuff to cover, let's just get right into it.
So, first thing we're covering is, let me see here, let me pull it up.
On her first day as a congresswoman, Rashida Tlaib shouted, impeach the motherfucker at a reception in Washington D.C.
What do you think, listener?
Is this appropriate conduct for a congresswoman?
Asks the Daily Caller.
Good question.
I know you pull up that still here on YouTube, which you can watch at youtube.com slash MinionDeathCult.
This first segment will definitely be up there by tomorrow.
Let's listen to a bit of this audio.
Let's listen to a bit of this shocking audio of a curse word.
Oh, real quick.
If there's any children listening, cover their ears for the next few moments.
Uh, your children should never listen to this show.
Should never hear, uh, what the American commentariat thinks about anything.
They should be blocked from Facebook.
This is what my daughter listens to when she falls asleep.
She likes to hear daddy's voice, is all.
Uh, Facebook should have a, like, a age floor.
Like, nobody under the age of 50 should be able to go on Facebook.
Oh, they're trying.
Like, it would be cool if we could just kick all of the boomers off, but they're in too deep.
It's more boomer than anything else now.
We just gotta, like, start up a whole other thing now.
Yeah.
Let's listen to this.
Rashida Tlaib.
Hang on.
Let me change my settings here.
Good evening You know, it's been a whole year since we've done this show, so I forget these things.
You're making the joke wrong, but I like it.
You haven't done this since last year.
It's been an entire 12 months.
We haven't done this since.
Since we did a show.
2018.
You'll have to forgive me.
Way back in 2018.
20-aught-18.
Yeah.
There we go.
20-aught-18.
- '18, yeah. - There we go. - 20-odd, 18. - We're gonna go in there and we're gonna teach the mother . - Cries of horror.
Yeah, that was everyone shrieking in horror.
The first Palestinian American woman to serve in Congress.
And when your son looks at you and says, "Mama, look, you won." Bullies don't win.
And I said, "Baby, they don't because we're going to go in there and we're going to impeach the mother f***er." And I grabbed my baby, my baby boy, and I said, "You're an evil man participating in patriarchy, you mother f***er.
You're next!" Don't think you're going...
You're getting away Scott clean with this one either.
So the person who posted this in, I don't know, I think this is the Trump Train Facebook group, Freda Wagner, captions the video.
FEED HER TO THE PIGS!
Four exclamation points.
And I don't think she's talking about her boys in blue.
I think she means actual pigs.
I think she's watched Snatch one too many times.
I also think that she thinks that the act of being fed to pigs would somehow be like blasphemous?
Double insulting?
Yeah.
No, but that's like the exact opposite.
It's like, it's okay.
Like, it's actually, like, you become a martyr, I think.
I think so.
If you're fed to pigs.
As a Muslim.
Yeah, but you don't get nearly as many virgins.
No, but you actually do get to eat pig, though.
In heaven.
True, true, true.
Well, you gotta eat your way out of the pig that ate you.
But it's like teaching them a lesson.
It's like, see, you should have eaten this pig.
If you ate the pig, the pig couldn't eat you.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, so Frida didn't like this.
Uh, thinks that, uh, He thinks that Rashida should be murdered first for calling Trump a motherfucker.
You said motherfucker.
We have to end your life.
And I love this.
It's like there's so much pearl clutching going on about the fact that she said a curse word.
She said motherfucker.
It's also about the impeachment thing.
But I mean, Democrats have been talking about impeachment for a while.
Not this vociferously, of course, which is pretty cool.
We should say our feelings about her calling the commander in chief a motherfucker.
I think it's pretty cool.
Well, yes, but I think the thing is, though, is the fine line between a crime and a hate crime is typically a slur.
And as we all know, motherfucker is a slur against white people.
Okay, no, but motherfucker is actually a classist term based on misconceptions about incest in the South.
So it's not racist against white people, but it is classist.
But we will know that every time I've said motherfucker on this show, it's mostly referring to white people.
That might be coincidence.
It might be hatred.
I'm not sure yet.
Yeah, and so you're talking about, of course, when you commit a crime in conjunction with a slur, it becomes a hate crime.
So the initial crime would be impeaching our beautiful genius president.
That's the initial crime.
And if you call him a motherfucker while you do it, it's now a hate crime.
It's now a hate crime, yep.
I get it.
Okay.
Big deal.
Big deal, folks.
On the Daily Caller's post, top comment.
2.2 thousand likes.
Shelly Kirsted says, I used to be a democrat.
I love my president.
Shut the borders now.
Thank you for protecting my family.
I love my president.
These people are a disgrace.
I love my president.
Thank you for reading my comment.
I love my president.
Shut the borders.
Thank you.
Punctuation is not necessary.
This is the best.
This is the best this comment section had to offer.
Just the cream rising to the top.
I like people liked it because Shelly is authentic because she was Democrat.
She's seen the other side.
She's walked through the fire and now has come home.
Yeah, this is the comment of somebody who used to be a Democrat.
Yes, for sure.
This is how they talk.
Thank you for protecting my family, Trump.
I was a Democrat.
Now I'm here to sell you these magazines.
Well, I mean, I can relate, because I mean, I used to be a Democrat, and this is how I act now.
Yeah, okay.
Only, like, the opposite.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah.
Next comment.
Next group of comments.
Alright, so I posted this screenshot in the Facebook group, Minion Death Commandos, earlier this week, because I just had to get it out there.
I had to get this blistering hot take out there in the wild.
But, um, I call this screenshot, uh, The five boomers you meet in hell.
And we have Grady Reynolds saying, don't quite get the drift of this.
So that's, of course, the boomer who just, like, doesn't understand what they're looking at at any point in time.
Sort of, like, blinks into a new existence every other second.
What's happening here?
Yeah.
Wait, is he actually getting impeached now because she said it out loud?
What's happening?
Like, and not even, I don't get this thing on a granular level.
I don't even get the drift of this thing.
I don't even understand which way it's moving.
Which way is this river flowing?
Riona Windsor Johnson says, NO!
So that's the boomer that just screams at a Facebook post asking her if this is appropriate conduct for a congresswoman.
Absolutely not, no!
This is the boomer who yells at her, she probably said this out loud as she typed it.
Siri, can you write, NO!
Clara Starr says, no Muslim in government.
So Clara Starr is the racist, the racist xenophobe who also can't spell or pluralize words appropriately.
David Bussell says, impeach her!
So David Bustle is, of these five dwarves, David Bustle is Doc.
He's like the smart, clever one.
Yep.
Because he's turning it around on her.
Let's fight fire with fire.
Yeah, she wants to impeach Trump.
Impeach you.
You're going to find it really hard to impeach someone when you in fact have been impeached yourself.
Impeach me?
Au contraire.
I think not.
Impeach you.
In your face.
And then Richard Leola Turner says, in an oddly capitalized, almost like a headline, says, kick the crazy women out of America.
So there's our sexist boomer.
Just kick all the crazy women out of America period.
So earlier we were trying to think of a word that is only applied to when women show themselves to be assertive or outspoken or dominant.
I was trying to find the word and we landed upon a couple, but I think the one I was looking for, the only time that people are described as this is if they're women is the word crazy.
Uh, so I think Richard... In a negative way.
Yeah.
If it's describing a man, it's positive.
It's positive.
Yeah.
The same, if a man shows the same qualities, they're assertive and leaders.
Yeah.
But if a woman does it, they're crazy.
But if you call a dude crazy, it's like, that dude's crazy, he'll fuck you up.
He's fucking crazy.
He's cool, dude.
Yeah.
He's crazy sexy cool.
He's fucking nuts.
Yeah.
Oh man.
What if you call a girl nuts?
Is that a compliment?
No.
Dude, they're nuts.
No, that's not a compliment.
No, no.
Okay.
If you like, it's, it's, it's only endearing when a man is out of his fucking mind.
If a woman does it, she's like unstable.
Yeah.
Robert Lee.
So this video was posted in one of my new favorite groups called Bill O'Reilly Fans, which has 64,000 members.
Still trying to get into this group, folks, which, wish me luck.
Robert E. Lee, or just Robert Lee, shares this into that group.
The video of Congresswoman saying, impeach that motherfucker.
Which, again, I want to say is a cool thing to say.
You should always say that about the President.
Regardless of what you've just been elected to, whether you've been elected to, like, comptroller or whether you've been elected to U.S.
Senator, maybe you've just been confirmed for the U.S.
Supreme Court.
Impeach that motherfucker.
It's the next words that should be out of your mouth.
I don't care who's in office.
Impeach all the motherfuckers.
But, uh, no.
And Capullano McCree says potty mouth bitch.
I mean, I guess in Anne's defense, I think you can say bitch on TV, but you can't say motherfucker.
Yeah, okay, that's true.
Yeah, if you, like, you could say it on Fox, yeah.
So I think maybe, maybe, maybe Anne's on to something.
But it's weird though, because if you call my mom a motherfucker, I'm cool with it.
But if you call my mom a bitch, we're fighting.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, that's interesting.
I think to be fair to Ann Capuiano-McCree, she's probably not a congresswoman.
Yep, true, true.
So it's okay for her to use dirty words.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Do as they should say.
Nevermind.
It's not gonna work here.
Wanda and Alan Jackson say, Hang the traitorous bitch!
So yeah, again, kill her.
Kill her for trying to, I don't know, facilitate a constitutional process.
A perfectly legal process.
Something that's A-OK.
Kill her.
Something you can actually do.
You can actually be impeached.
Continue your presidency and go on to have a full life of luxury and your wife can actually go on and run for president.
Yeah, well he was only impeached by the house.
Oh, that's true.
It's not that big of a deal guys, calm down.
It's fine.
Yeah, and I love a joint Facebook account, Wanda and Alan Jackson, and so I had to check it out further.
Looking at this profile, just great.
So their cover photo, so the profile pic is a woman with what's presumably her son graduating from a community college.
And, uh, the cover photo for this woman, for this couple's Facebook account is an alert that says, iPhone is disabled.
Try again in one minute.
I love this so much.
It's amazing.
The steps that had to happen for this to be- So, not only did you have to lock yourself out of your phone- Enter your password wrong like ten times.
Which, don't get me wrong, we've all done it.
We've all done it.
Yeah.
Um, but then, screencap- Screengrab the disabled page.
My iPhone is 100% disabled!
And then somehow upload that image...
To your wallpaper.
Yeah.
This is an interesting- Your banner, like, and be cool with it.
It's called a cover photo.
Cover photo.
So this, this is really interesting because normally Boomer Ineptitude leads you to upload your profile picture as your cover photo as well.
And so you just get like a sort of tiling effect.
No, this is a special thing that I love so much because I imagine every time she goes to post on her wall, She can't because Zuckerberg has disabled her iPhone from posting on Facebook because of her conservative beliefs.
Yeah.
And so this is why you get posts on Facebook that say, Mark Zuckerberg has blocked me from posting on Facebook.
I'm being edited.
I have posted here several times and it is not seeming to come across.
It's still disabling me!
And then the caption, like her little bio that you can fill out on Facebook says, after the blizzard and cleanup on Sunday 1-24-2016.
You know, I did a little digging and there were some pretty crazy blizzards on the 24th of January in 2016.
This might be art.
We might be looking at art.
I think this was supposed to be a caption for another photo.
Absolutely, yeah.
From 2016 and she hasn't figured out how to change it in two years.
Three years now.
Wow.
Wow, it's been a whole year since the last time we did this show.
And I might add that whoever that person is with her looks like some schmuck too.
I just wanted to add that her progeny looks like a schmuck also.
Yeah, he's probably a bad guy.
Like, he might have graduated from college and everything, but he looks like a schmuck.
That's all.
Okay, this fascinating comment was, I'm only going to read two chunks of it, but it was probably the longest copypasta I've ever seen.
All about how Muslims are awful and need to be exterminated from America.
Legit like 30 paragraphs in this comment.
I'm just going to read a few of them here.
When Thomas Jefferson saw there was no negotiating with Muslims, he formed what is now the Marines, parentheses, seagoing soldiers.
These Marines were attached to U.S.
merchant vessels.
When the Muslims attacked U.S.
merchant vessels, they were repulsed by armies armed soldiers, but there is more.
The Marines followed the Muslims back to their villages and killed every man, woman, and child in the village.
It didn't take long for the Muslims to leave U.S.
merchant vessels alone.
I went ahead and I copied and pasted this exact same paragraph under a post that I titled, uh, Abolish the Marines.
See, I, it's crazy because I came away from reading this loving the Marines.
Yeah.
God, why don't we do that anymore?
Yeah, why are we like, why do we like let the kids go so often?
Well, we don't that often.
That's true.
Very rare.
Also, I didn't know Obama was a Marine.
Crazy the things you learn.
Oh no, he was on land when he ordered those drone strikes.
Yeah, true.
So he's like what?
What is that?
A ranger.
Do you know how pissed people would be if you called Obama a Marine in front of a Marine?
I'm gonna do it.
Give me a Marine.
You gotta go out to sea to get one, huh?
I'd need to see that happen.
You know who the greatest Marine of all time was?
Barack Obama.
Yeah.
Dude, you'd get beat up.
Like, for sure.
We would get beat up for sure.
I'd just be saying, SEMPERFIZE!
And being kicked in the chest repeatedly.
Yeah.
But he's the Commander-in-Chief!
I don't know!
Um yeah this is advocating for war crimes like in like a badass this is like a badass drunken history post about how cool the marines were for killing children kill every man woman and child really real death cult shit yeah tonight actual actual yeah real death cult shit um
And this isn't far from what Trump has actually said about Arab fighters in the Middle East, about how come their families aren't targets.
He literally said that.
He literally said, why aren't their wives and children targets?
Yeah.
Why aren't they in play?
So the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
It sucks that his kids were so cool with him saying that.
Trump's kids?
Yeah.
I guess.
I mean, I don't think they listen.
No.
I'm just thinking, like, if I, you know, was a... You know, I can't even go on with the joke because it... Well, the thing is, like, if Democrats ever actually, like, impeach Trump or whatever, they will say something like, oh, Ivanka's off-limits because she's his daughter.
Exactly.
Kushner's off-limits.
Well, Ivanka's off-limits because she's so pretty.
This should concern every American.
So the idea of a Muslim getting into Congress should concern every American.
That Muslims have brought about women-only classes and swimming times in America at taxpayer-funded university and public pools.
Yeah, so imagine how terrible it is that women want to swim in a class together.
It must be Muslims doing that.
Look, I just want to go to the Lumidoni class.
Like, let me just go to the Lumidoni class.
Like, who's running into this problem?
Wouldn't the idea of a... because I mean, you know, the idea that they're trying to criticize about Islam or, you know, Middle Eastern states is that they're crazy patriarchal.
You know, they're overbearing.
Yeah.
So wouldn't it be like men's only swim classes or something like that?
It would be that women don't get to go to classes at all.
Right.
That Christians, Jews, and Hindus have been banned from serving on juries where Muslim defendants are being judged.
I don't know what they're talking about.
I've never heard of this.
100% false.
Never heard of this.
100% inaccurate.
Yeah, this is all news to me.
Piggy banks and Porky Pig tissue dispensers have been banned from workplaces because they offend Islamist sensibilities.
I do remember this.
I remember the day that they came through and they grabbed all of the piggy banks and all of my Porky Pig cleaning dispensers and they threw them into a fire.
Yeah, and the Islamist said, that's all folks.
What the fuck is a Porky Pig Tissue Dispenser?
I googled it, couldn't really find anything.
It's like some Etsy shit.
Some woman had her shit taken down from Etsy because it sucked.
She's like, oh, this is the Islamist.
This person's grandma had some wonderful Porky the Pig.
Porky the Pig?
Porky the Pig.
Yeah, that's fine.
They have those Kleenex covers.
Yeah, the crocheted ones.
And one day he went over there and she didn't have it anymore.
But this was after 9-11.
So, it for sure was the muzzles.
They made me stand in front of the workplace and remove my piglet keychain from my purse.
It's like, what are you talking about?
Throw it into the fire.
This is not happening.
Ice cream has been discontinued at certain Burger King locations because the picture on the wrapper looks similar to the Arabic script for Allah.
It's never, that's not a thing.
They just got rid of a whole food at Burger King because... What?
Because the picture on the wrapper.
Yay.
Gotta throw the whole, throw the whole ice cream out.
Don't, like, isn't the whole thing about pictures of Allah is that they don't exist?
Um, pictures of Muhammad.
Oh, my bad.
Yeah, the prophet.
My bad.
Ignorant party of one over here.
Um, what?
They had to get rid of ice cream because, uh, it looked too much like a pig when you, when, when you squirt it out a certain way in the soft serve.
It looks like the curly tail.
It looks like the curly tail.
So they couldn't eat anymore.
Looks too much like Curly Tail.
No thank you.
Public schools are pulling pork from their menus.
Is that a pun right there?
Public schools are pulling pulled pork from their private menu.
What?
Public schools had pork on their menus?
That's fucking tight.
It's probably not healthy.
And on and on and on.
Absolutely not.
I've never heard of like... Can I get the bacon cheeseburger added public school?
Can I get the ribwich, please?
They probably do have that shit.
Yeah, that's still not pork, though.
Alright, more from this.
This is all just the same post in Bill O'Reilly fans.
This is a wild-ass comment section.
Rachel S. Hoffer says, What would happen if an America woman would run for office in their country?
The wall wasn't built soon enough, comma.
Well, Rachel, what would happen is if an American woman were to run for office in our country, the American woman would be entirely backed by the American government, and everything would be paid for, and they would actually make sure people died to make sure that woman got in office.
But what you're saying is that she is some sort of, like, implant?
They're saying that, yeah, that she's an immigrant because she's brown.
Because she's brown.
She's not?
If you heard her talk, I mean, not that this matters, it doesn't matter, but if you listen to her say motherfucker, it's clear that she's from Detroit.
Yeah, she's from Detroit, yeah.
It's like, what the fuck do you think is happening right here?
Did they really think, like, terrorists are coming here and, like, winning off, like, taking offices?
Yeah, they think Muslim is...
Estate.
It's wild.
Yeah.
Okay, another long comment, but it's worth it.
It's a good one, yep.
William Bayerle says, got it?
I'd like to think that this is just childish and immature thinking and behavior.
But when you really take a second to think about who this woman is and what she represents, period, it's quite clear that this is a well-trained, communist, anti-American, traitorous bag of feces that should be brought up on criminal charges.
What?
What crimes?
What are you talking about?
We'll figure it out.
This filth was deliberately put here by the enemies of America, though she has not yet committed crimes that would hang a traitor, period.
Okay, so you know that part, at least.
You know she hasn't committed any crimes here.
You can just look at her and tell those crimes are coming.
True.
She is showing that she is determined to get away with any heinous crime that she can.
She's just showing that she is determined to do a crime and then get away with it.
Well, yeah, who committed a crime wanting to get caught, you fucking lame-o?
And with an IQ of 60.
This is the Democratic Party's new policy platform, period.
Indoctrinate and brainwash candidates with extremely low IQs to push forward the party's communist agenda.
Then when the candidates are called for their crimes, they will plead ignorance of the law, and the stupid folk will feel sorry for them, thus expanding their political base even further.
America is being taken over by politically correct, traitorous babies.
So they're politically correct, insidious, dastardly, traitorous babies.
I also like that he's saying that the Congresswoman is Like this insidious, well-trained operative who's also been brainwashed and is like a dumb victim of democratic brainwashing?
I like how he's aware of this idea where you can take an idiot, brainwash them, or just manipulate them, and then put them in office.
And use them for your own agenda.
And they look at Donald Trump and see genius, who knows what he's doing, and got their honors on the court.
Well it's that Dunning-Kruger effect that like I don't know if there's probably a specific term for this but you know the Dunning-Kruger effect where if you're kind of dumb you you just think you're smart because you don't know any better.
I swear that there's there's should be some sort of study done on the like What would you call it?
The interpersonal Dunning-Kruger effect where you just put your own, you know, your own perceptions of intelligence on others and you see Donald Trump and you're like, hey, this guy thinks exactly the way I do.
Yeah.
He must be a genius.
Yeah.
America is being taken over by politically correct, traitorous babies, period.
Who really just escaped from or should go to prison or a mental institution?
God, put those babies in prison.
Yeah, lock those babies up.
I was going to say this up top, but obviously we think Rashida Tlaib is cool, at least I do, for calling Trump a bad word.
I think that's good.
But also, I just was reading a story about how she got arrested at a Fight for 15 walkout with fast food workers.
She was participating in a walkout strike of fast food workers.
And they just like set up a table in the middle of some street in Detroit.
She got arrested.
So, uh, I kind of like her.
I don't know too much about her.
Yeah, I don't know too much about her policy, but with that, with that combined with, you know, the motherfucking statement and being from Detroit and being Palestinian, being a Palestinian woman who's successful in Detroit, that, that's, that's awesome.
Like she, she must be pretty fucking rad.
Yeah, interested to see more from her.
Randy Boyd, last comment.
Can't say all the words in this comment.
It's pretty bad, Randy.
She is part of that Muslim cult.
A dirty, filthy, foul-smelling blank.
Go to YouTube if you want to see this phrase.
Now I offer all of you this challenge.
While you're on Facebook, use your First Amendment right and say something offensive about, oh, some minority or black leader.
Parentheses.
Make it a racist slur because free speech is free speech, right?
And see how long before you're in Facebook jail.
And for the record, not a damn thing will happen to this blank.
I wonder why.
I wonder why this is going to happen to her, but something's going to happen to you when you definitely start blasting the N-word across your page.
This is like advice that somebody gives somebody to explain to them why hate speech is hate speech.
Yeah.
Why don't you go into a room full of black people and start saying the N-word and see what happens.
Go for it.
See what the difference is between free speech and hate speech.
Go for it.
But I think we should broadcast this message on behalf of Randy Boyd.
I almost called him Brandy there.
I think everybody who feels this strongly about it should just start saying whatever's on your mind as often as possible.
Be very transparent.
Get banned for the First Amendment.
Please.
Get banned to own the Libs, to own the Muslims, to own the people of color.
Say everything until you can say nothing.
Please do that.
This double standard, too, that we talk about all the time is amazing.
They're talking about how everyone's a snowflake and how everyone's going to be a crybaby, but here they are crying over someone saying motherfucker.
I've definitely been called a motherfucker a few times in my life, and that's fine.
They probably felt justified in those moments.
It was mostly drunk people I'm kicking out of a bar.
But it's like, cool.
Go for it.
It's not a hate crime.
Yeah.
It's not a hate crime.
You know, it's like, why are you being such a baby about this?
Yeah, well, I mean, it just goes to show you, like, this hypocrisy.
Like, every single one of these people, every single one of us in this world are full of shit.
Nobody actually has principles.
There's no principles about free speech.
There's no principles about any one thing.
It's just, you know, whatever you want to get, you want it.
And you'll say or do what you think you need to say or do to get it.
And if you want this woman censured, Or if you want this woman arrested or whatever, any principle you had about free speech goes out the window.
Yep, you gotta cause a stink.
Therefore, you can't argue with these people and say, well Trump said grab her by the pussy, well Trump said this.
You're never gonna convince these people that they're wrong.
You're never gonna get them owning them with their logic.
Like the idea is just To have your own set of principles, which hopefully, you know, are grounded in something.
Like, cuss words aren't bad, but sexual assault is.
Exactly.
And, yeah, it's not the fact that Trump said a bad word, it's that he bragged about sexually assaulting women, and these people will never see that for what it is, so don't waste your time on that.
Just make fun of them.
Just laugh at them like we do.
Exactly.
It's fun.
Or just listen to us laugh about them.
It's fun.
We can do it for you.
Okay, let's take a quick break here.
Alright, now for our second horrible, disgusting, disgraceful woman of the night.
No morals.
These women don't have morals.
Bad manners, too.
We're of course talking about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's newly discovered dance routine.
Flouting all the laws of decency and good grace by reenacting a breakfast club dance routine while at college.
Which is somehow like a mark against her character?
Apparently.
Apparently.
Makes her a real awful person and a floozy at that.
There's just a, there's like, I was gonna say there's a wild assortment of responses to this video.
There are really only like three responses to this video.
Unfortunately.
Um, there are the people who just bought This clickbait hook, line, and sinker who are like, Oh my God, I am ashamed that a socialist communist dancer is now a U.S.
Congress person.
Yeah.
Um, and then the other two are like, what are you, is there more to this video?
Like, does she, does she do a tap dance routine onto a puppy at the end of this?
Uh, I don't understand what the problem is and then the other, uh, is just a doying sound.
Like, like, you know when you hit the doorstop?
Or you mean a boing, a boing sound?
Yeah, well I was thinking doing, you know.
But it's definitely with a B. It's boing.
Well, okay, that's when your boobies bounce.
It's with a B. But when your dick bounces, it's with a D. Oh, I guess you're right.
Yeah.
I'm just making that up.
Let me see what it sounds like real quick.
Yep, that's with a D. That's a D sound.
Yeah, so those are the three responses.
I think this was originally posted on Twitter by an anonymous account on Twitter.
AnonymousQ1776, American Revolution.
Start the new revolution by posting videos of AOC dancing.
Here is America's favorite commie know-it-all acting like the clueless nitwit she is.
High school video of quote, Sandy Ocasio-Cortez.
So, I don't think it's high school.
Is Sandy a, that's a Grease joke.
No, that's I guess her actual nickname.
Oh.
That was like a nickname she was going by.
Oh, I like it, but I was hoping it was a Grease joke, like dancing around in high school.
Yeah, this is, there's more than one dancing movie.
Uh.
At least three.
Yeah, Alexandria Sandy, I guess.
Anyway, yeah, here's a commie know-it-all when clearly, actually, she's a dancer.
Yeah, just dancing.
She acts like she knows everything, but here she is dancing.
And we all know dancers are not smart folks.
That's the implication.
That's like the insult.
Oh, look at this nitwit.
Smart people don't dance.
The Sci-Fi and Fantasy Reviewer replies, so you're working for her 2020 campaign, yeah?
Meaning, like, this is only good coverage for her.
Yeah, this is only making her look good.
This is only making her look fun and have a personality.
And then AnonymousQ1776 replies, Mommy, give me Milky.
Milky, please.
I need you, Mommy.
Give me Milky.
Give me mommy milky please.
Please I need mommy milky.
Need chalky milky.
Milky mommy please.
Mommy mommy mommy milky mommy please give me milky milky mommy mommy chalky milky chalky milky and then it just keeps going and it's cut off.
It's so fucking weird and creepy.
It just broke.
Insane.
Yeah.
Like, I guess he's calling this person a baby?
Um, and so they're saying they need mommy's milk?
But also, like, chocolate mommy's milk, which is not possible.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is what this is?
He broke.
His mind broke.
And then a comment we have from OccupyDemocratsLogic underneath this video of AOC dancing from Matthew Maggio says, Looking to seize the means of milk production, are we?
I didn't understand this comment at first.
I was like, yeah dude, abolish the dairy industry.
Like, fuck that.
Dairy industry is cruel.
Cows, you know, they need to be treated with respect and love.
Well, you know who the dairy industry is cruelest to?
Who's that?
Incels.
very true yeah very true not allowed access to it they can't they can't get to know dairy yeah but uh yeah apparently this was just about boobies yeah this is this is a uh a corny boobie joke that has 76 likes
Uh, the comment section for the video, uh, in Occupy Democrats Logic, this was the video also posted by the Daily Caller, I believe, that had, um, like, the Soviet anthem behind it while AOC is dancing, and it says, like, uh, oh, that feel when you're the first in the breadline.
And it's, like, The only joke that you could really make about her dancing, because if you do try to call her a nitwit, like it doesn't make sense how dancing correlates to nitwittery.
But what it should say is that feel when you're about to smash Apollo Creed's face in.
But it's still a bad joke.
It's really like a TPUSA joke.
Yeah, it's not good.
But everybody in the Occupy Democrats logic, which is a fascist page, everybody in that comment section was like either saying Kill her, or, uh, fuck her and then kill her.
Like, that was, that was the comment section on that page.
Uh, pretty cool stuff.
Didn't get those comments.
Didn't feel like reading hundreds of those comments.
Yeah, there were hundreds.
On the Daily Collar post, Vanessa Kletke Franklin says, All of you men that are commenting on her physique and her breast, don't forget what her face looks like.
Sick emoji.
Puking emoji.
So fucked.
In what world are people like...
Yeah.
It's not even that fucked because her face is fine.
Her face is fine.
Like, that's... Like, calling her ugly is not a good punchline because we all know that she's, like... I mean, she's conventionally attractive.
What are you talking about?
They have that one screenshot where she's, like, yelling.
Oh, probably some weird distorted thing?
I mean, there's even pictures of me that look ugly, Alex.
No.
Like, three of them.
That's impossible because I go in and I edit out all the ugly frames.
I still believe they're all photoshopped.
And then Mario Jimenez replies to Vanessa Kletke Franklin, I could give a damn about her look.
That rack.
And honestly, I think she's hella fine all around.
You mad, that's all.
Sure.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And then Vanessa Klecki responds to him, Mario Jimenez, mad.
I know for a fact I am much better looking and I hell of a lot more intelligent than she is!
Three exclamation points to denote how intelligent she is.
Yes.
Your name says it all dot dot dot.
Interesting.
You're just an angry liberal fantasizing about this stupid ugly woman dancing around like a 10 year old.
Enjoy Mr. Jimenez.
Oh, this woman thinks that people with Hispanic names, Latino backgrounds, are liberals.
Damn, I wish that was true.
I wish that if you just had some sort of Chicano background, you were automatically liberal.
But that's not how that works in America, unfortunately.
I just love that she's like, she's salty about all the other guys saying incredibly horny things about AOC.
Because god, she's just so much hotter than AOC!
Why aren't they saying these things about me?
Why aren't they talking about my boobies?
For starters, Vanessa, it's because your profile picture is of a dog.
I'm assuming your dog, but of a dog.
An actual canine.
Maybe just, you know, put your sweet titties on the screen and we would know.
Just like, every single fucking comment is like, I hate her, but I love her body.
Yeah, it's so... It's like, yeah, we know.
We know like, as a man online, you will literally jerk off to like...
A smudge on your screen that looks like a nipple.
It's curvy, yeah.
Anything that's curvy, you're good.
You're good with it, yeah.
Like, I hosted a podcast called That Awful Sound where it was dudes in comment sections asking the names of extras walking around in the background of a random 90s music video.
Like, we know you will jerk off to anything.
We don't need to see five million comments about AOC's body.
Ugh.
LD White taking a different tack.
This is someone on our team.
This is our side.
Says, no surprise you commie Putin loving freaks would attack someone for dancing.
So do they think that the Daily Caller put the Soviet anthem in the background to own Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for being an American?
Yeah, it's...
Look what you're dancing to in your face.
Yeah.
There was a minute where I really wanted to lean into... I want... because the days of old when we would make fun of pinko commie bastards and like that's who you would... if you met somebody who wasn't American enough they were a commie.
They were a pinko.
Yeah.
And like fuck them.
The Ron Swanson epic bacon days.
Yeah and so like I wanted to like lean into that and you know make fun of people who like Trump because he likes Putin but that just didn't work like that just didn't work at all because I just I don't know it just Well communists should mean something.
Communism should stand for something.
And that's what it was.
And that's for free bread.
And that's what it was.
Communism wasn't enough anymore.
Communism doesn't make us get on our desk like it used to.
We don't get on our desk because of communism.
Now we just wait for investigations to come to light.
Most of these comments, most of the comments on this original post were like, what are you doing?
This is, this video is fine.
Yeah.
Like, I don't like her, but this video is fine.
This is only charming.
This only makes her more likeable.
Yeah.
Patty Renshaw, taking a different tack, says, I guarantee you she has done things similar to a porn star to get where she is.
Oh, you mean like, Have sex with the President of the United States?
Be in front of a camera?
At all?
You mean like her taxes?
Take her mom to work?
You mean like have a job?
I love this, similar to a porn star.
I bet you she did X-E-S backwards to get this job.
I wonder if she's really talking about delivering pizzas.
I bet she was a masseuse.
Yeah.
To get where she was.
Wait, you mean she wasn't an actual property agent?
She wasn't actually trying to show me this house?
Oh, now I get the pizza thing.
Yeah.
She wasn't really a French maid?
Yeah.
What?
She is part of an insidious, socialistic, and satanic agenda to destroy this country.
God.
Things that would be awesome.
Things that reactionaries say that would be awesome if they were true.
Wake up everybody!
Wake me up inside!
Can't wake up.
Too brainwashed.
Wake up everybody and pray that Gitmo gets filled with the people that helped her infiltrate our Congress.
So just like the voters in New York.
They still want that to happen.
They really want Gitmo back.
This was a nefarious plot to run for election in a heavily Democratic Congressional race.
Like, yeah, like just a fucking like so, just so clueless about how politics actually work.
It's just like, no, it was just a blue district.
She campaigned better than the other Democrat.
It wasn't, it wasn't that crazy.
Yeah.
It was just another Democrat she beat.
It wasn't that crazy.
Like there's this, there's this conspiracy theory that She looks like Huma Abedin's sister.
So Huma Abedin is Hillary Clinton's like personal assistant.
Yeah.
Who's like the target of all these conspiracy theories as well.
They say she has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and stuff like that.
And people have noticed that AOC, who is a brown woman with big eyes and a slim face, looks a lot like Huma Abedin's sister, who is a slim brown woman with large eyes.
Yeah, I know that feel.
And what's the conspiracy there?
Yeah.
What's, like, she ran for office and got in, like, could not Huma Abedin's sister do that?
Oh, they were too hot.
Too many people are watching them.
They can't run for Congress right now, they gotta lay low, so they'll take their third sister and put her in office.
Well, see, now they can, like, kill her, and her sister can be in her place.
Okay, so she's like a clone from that movie, The Island?
It's like a reverse... Is it Dave in the movie?
Yeah.
It's a reverse Dave.
Okay.
Yeah.
You get the double in there first.
You get the double in there first and then you take her out and then you put your actual one in.
Damn, that's a long... I mean, why not just run yourself?
Is the double more charismatic?
And then Sharia Law.
And then Sharia Law.
Yeah, question mark, question mark, and then Sharia Law.
Joel Kavkaz says, brace yourselves, Soviets were hard workers.
She's just a millennial bum who wants to live off other people's money.
Yeah, what?
So like, you're like down for Soviets.
You're like down for like... I think this is the first communist boomer we've had on this show.
Yeah, people working hard for the greater good of everybody else.
Also, isn't that one of the things that makes her so amazing is that she did work her ass off during that campaign.
Like, she was boots on the ground.
She was legit working boots on the ground.
She was actually out there doing the work.
Her boots were in midair because she was pulling them up by the bootstraps.
She levitated everywhere because she was pulling her boots up so hard that she could just float.
I love this aggrieved boomer communist.
Back in my day, communists used to actually work for their bread.
God, yeah.
Millennials would have been in the factory just on their phones, taking selfies.
Can somebody out there make me a meme of like a Soviet, like a communist illustration of someone in a bread line that says, let's get this bread.
Well, it's that, it's that classic, it's that classic Soviet propaganda of the dude with the sledgehammer, but instead it's a selfie stick and he's like looking up at it.
Yeah.
Let's get this bread.
Let's gain this grain.
Dennis Dolny says this is how she danced for the world elite pedophile group dot dot dot dot dot.
How else did their dim wit get elected?
So here, the problem is her dancing for them, not the elite pedophile group.
Well they're just, she's just rubbing it in our faces.
Like, this is exactly, right here is exactly the culture in a nutshell.
The issue is not that there is an elite pedophile group, it's that she went ahead and danced for them.
Yeah, she seduced them into committing globalism.
What?
She was asking for it.
She was asking for globalism.
We should actually contact Dennis and be like, hey do you know more of this group?
Would you be willing to testify against this group?
Could you help take this group down?
I love the idea that a pedophile group would want a 20-year-old Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to dance for them.
Yeah.
I think maybe you're misunderstanding a key function of that word.
Yeah, a key part of this.
Yes.
What I will say is that she's undeniably An adult.
She can run for office.
You can't run for office if you're a minor.
How else did their dimwit get elected?
I like that he's using the gender-neutral pronoun here.
I don't think it necessarily applies to her.
Just better be safe than sorry, I suppose.
Yeah, yeah.
Dennis, shut the fuck up.
That's the meme though.
The meme is that AOC is stupid and this guy who says, how else, double space, did their, dim, space, wit, get elected.
A guy who types that sentence can think that AOC is a dumbass.
And like, so this is something I really had to grapple with, but at the end of the day, these people that we call stupid, who are in office, are not that stupid.
No, some of them genuinely are very dumb.
But they can't be that dumb to still get there.
Because of the meritocracy we live in.
You have to be bright and hardworking to succeed.
You have to at least know how to hire somebody to organize.
Do you know what I mean?
You inherit that through your genetic material.
There you go.
And that's the biggest difference here.
Is the difference between her and these actual dimwits who get to go there through things like nepotism, the Bushes and the McCains of the world.
You literally just get into office because of your rich dad or whatever and then you just take enough money to where you never have to leave.
She didn't have that option so she had to be pretty smart to get there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Smart and hard-working.
Actually hard-working.
Actually campaigning.
Actually canvassing.
To beat out the fuckin' five-term incumbent.
Democratic leader.
Good stuff.
Inspiring.
Last comment.
Frank Lazlo.
Frank, excuse me, Lanzillo.
Or Lanzio?
I don't know.
Lancelot.
Frank Lancelot.
Frank lives alone.
Wait, hold on.
Before you read this, are you sure you want to?
Because his icon is like a government crest.
Oh, are you saying if I call this guy a motherfucker while owning him online it becomes a hate crime?
It might be a hate crime.
Yeah.
We might not get away with this one.
Frank Lives Alone says, She has no talent, brains of common sense, but a nice rack, comma comma, dilly dilly, comma.
That is, that is an organic meme.
The dilly dilly meme.
Somehow I'm more offended by the dilly dilly than the nice rack comma.
Oh, it's incredibly offensive.
Like, say motherfucker all you want, do not say dilly dilly at me.
Dude, I recently met somebody who I thought was like an okay... I just met him.
Yeah.
They seemed fine.
We didn't talk about anything important yet.
Uh-huh.
I had no reservations.
And on their bicycle, they had a Dilly Dilly sticker.
Oof.
And immediately, I was like, nope.
Done.
So I haven't even... Sorry, bud.
I haven't even seen the commercial.
Cause like, I was... I was watching the Super Bowl on mute when it happened.
Wasn't it a Super Bowl commercial?
I think so, yeah, yeah.
How does it go?
How does the dilly dilly go?
Something happens and then it's like... No, just how do you say it?
I think it's dilly dilly, like that, like a cheers.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's like an exclamation at the end of something, just like this.
He's using it correctly.
Well, yeah, he's using it... I love the comma comma, dilly dilly, comma.
But when will we learn to stop trying to use, like, beer commercial things as slogans?
It doesn't work.
No, you know how you would say Bud Wise-er?
When you were trying to order one at the bar?
Yeah.
I would be so mad.
No, what you do is you get you and two of your friends.
But the thing is then you're stuck drinking Budweiser's.
Bud Heavies.
Bud Heavies are fine.
Not bad.
This guy's drinking Bud Light.
This is a Bud Light commercial.
Oof.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, oh wait, hold on.
This comment looks like it was edited.
Oh, why?
Uh, okay.
Maybe there was an extra comma that he didn't want in there.
Uh, let's see here.
Oh no.
She has no talent, comma, brains of common sense, comma, but a nice rack, comma, comma, Dilly Dylan Odell.
Accidentally tagged a person named Dylan O'Dell in an attempt to type Dilly Dilly in his QAnon Facebook group.
I think I'm just gonna start randomly tagging strangers that come up with the first letter I punch in.
That's amazing.
Now, if that guy that you met, Tony, that you were thinking about starting a bromance with, if he had a sticker that said, Dilly Dillon Odell on his bike, that would be something.
That would be cool, and I would know.
That would be something.
Actually, there's a whole thing in bikes.
Dude!
Dilly!
You're getting a Dillon Odell!
Was that a Dell commercial joke?
That was another one!
You'd go up to the bar and you'd order a Dell.
Well, like, what happened is somebody would order a Budweiser, but then I would come over with a computer and give them a computer instead and say, dude, you're getting a Dell.
I got a Dell around that time and my dad actually told me, dude, you're getting a Dell.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it was actually a huge deal.
When I was bartending, uh, like, hip-hop thugs would come into the bar and, like, they'd demand that I change the radio to, like, something offensive and, like, misogynistic.
And I would say, no, dude, you're getting Adele.
And I would, I would put on an Adele song.
Because that's real music.
I was, like, wondering where the fuck that was going.
Alright, that's the episode.
Thanks for listening.
Welcome back.
Happy 2019.
I just love Adele so much is all.
It was the perfect joke for me because I love hip hop and Adele so much.
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