This week: Just when you thought Elon Musk couldn't get any weirder, or more eccentric, dude goes on Joe Rogan and RIPS A FAT BLUNT. Of course, the nerds on Wall Street got triggered about it and sent Tesla stocks plummeting, but you know, it just made me like that sick bastard even more. Oh, and a cop shot a man in his own apartment because she thought she was the one who lived there. Think that's bizarre? You should hear the takes from Fox News. Watch and Subscribe on YouTube Support at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a weekly bonus episode
She lost but she just basically had a normal like a very normal like No, you're wrong.
Yeah, and everyone said that the calls were bad and she still would have lost I guess Yeah, but of course all the coverage is about how like she had a meltdown.
Mm-hmm She became emotional That's why I don't think women should play tennis.
It's just too emotional.
Yeah stick to male tennis players like Andre Agassi and John McEnroe John McEnroe John the chillest bro.
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There's at least one positive and or one negative comment on every video I think at this point.
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I can't remember specific names.
I'm very sorry but thank you to whoever said tight with five eyes.
Yeah.
I think there were more than five eyes which is like Going above and beyond what I requested.
Which is the right way to say it, because that's not tight, that's tiiiight.
Which is how I say it when I mean it, so fuck yeah.
Right, if you say tight with just one eye, then it actually is tight, and it doesn't feel as loose, or as cool.
True, true, true.
You know?
But guys, think about it though.
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I'm looking forward to that.
It'll just be us staring at the camera, nodding.
That's it, yep.
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Look at these beautiful things.
They're so good.
So evil, so cute, so disruptive to the fabric of our nation.
And this is actually the only way you can truly join the cult is if you drink from the ceremonial koozie.
These are hand crocheted.
I don't know if crocheting is this specific method of creating these things, but they're hand knit Minion Death Koozies that are beautiful.
And Tony's drinking a Pamplemousse LaCroix out of his.
Absolutely.
As is his want.
Me, I'm a bit of a bit of a rebel, a bit of an, I don't know, like edgy guy.
So I'm drinking straight bourbon out of mine.
I have that in common with Elon Musk.
Both of us are bourbon bastards.
We like to partake.
Some burby boys.
I will say that I only have three ice cubes in my bourbon as opposed to bitch made Elon Musk who had like five ice cubes in his.
Yeah, what a bitch.
What a bitch that'll have ice in his bourbon.
I can't even count the number of ice cubes in yours. 23.
Uh yeah no and it's great drinking this this glass of whiskey out of a koozie because the koozie is the exact same size as the glass and so my lip like touches the koozie every time which is very hygienic.
What's really funny was when your mustache got entrapped in the koozie, like velcro, and it was stuck there.
I meant to put the glass down and splashed whiskey all over my face.
I thought you were just partying.
I'm like, damn dude, chill.
And you're like, I just can't get it off.
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Let's get right into this episode.
So what we like to do on the show is Excuse me, we like to normally start off with the more serious topic.
You know, this is a show all about how insane people are on Facebook, on the internet, how insane our politics are, and how insane our politics gets once the insane politics are filtered through the insane people on the internet.
So naturally there's a lot of heavy subject matter on this show.
As you all know.
And we like to keep that up top.
We like to end on a funnier note.
End on a brighter note.
Start off with serious.
So, today's no different.
Starting off on the most serious topic tonight, which is right here.
Tesla stock plummets up to 10% after Elon Musk smokes weed on podcast.
That is the most 2018 sentence ever.
It's ever been said.
Ever.
There it is.
There it is, folks.
The funniest thing you'll ever read or see or hear in your life.
That fucking face he's making is so perfect.
He looks like when he speaks he's gonna be like...
This is some pretty good weed, huh?
Some pretty decent... Some pretty decent fucking grass.
It's pretty fucking good.
It's pretty good hashish.
Some pretty good hashish.
I'm gonna make you an initial public offering you can't refuse.
Exactly.
This is amazing.
Fucking Elon Musk went on a podcast, went on the coolest podcast there is, Joe Rogan.
The Joe Rogan Experience, which does include devaluing your own company.
Like, that's part of the Joe Rogan Experience.
Ask Milo Yiannopoulos all about that.
So, this appearance was no different.
Par for the course, yeah.
I fucking love it.
And you know, him going on this podcast and then the shareholders like freaking out and losing their mind uh and selling I feel like is really just sort of a it's sort of proof that you know we had the Nike protests yeah
This, this Tesla thing, this devaluation of the stock, is proof that the real threat to capitalism, the real threat to white supremacy, the real threat to these shareholders, is not black activism.
It's not Black Lives Matter.
It is woke white guy podcasts.
This is what they're scared of.
They're scared of you.
They're scared of their CEOs going on to Joe Rogan or like Sam Smith.
What's his name?
Oh yeah, Sam Harris.
Going on to Sam Smith's podcast and expanding their minds and realizing that we should indeed give peace a chance.
Yeah.
Like think about how amazing it would be if everyone just like, if all the CEOs did DMT before every board meeting.
See, you got DMT from Joe Rogan.
That's like real, cause you, then you get to meet, like, if you do DMT, you get to meet the machine elves that control like reality.
And that's like even, that's even more woke than like QAnon or than Like the Illuminati conspiracy theories?
Because the Illuminati conspiracy theories and the QAnon conspiracy theories, they're all, like, anti-Semitic, right?
Yeah.
They're all, like, borderline, or just, not even borderline, but just... Blatantly.
Blatantly anti-Semitic.
But only with DMT do you actually get to meet, quote, the elves that manipulate and control the actual fabric of reality.
I actually am not aware of this one.
That's amazing.
You will be.
I will be.
Yeah.
One day.
There's like a unique, I'm not joking, I've been fascinated with like people's experience.
I haven't read about this in a long time and I know more people have done DMD since I've read about this, but supposedly there's a Universal experience people have.
No, I've heard of that, but I've never heard of the term elves being used.
Yeah, they're called like the machine elves.
Fuck.
That's what they're called.
It's like you do DMT and then you have the veil of reality lifted and like an elf takes you by the hand and shows you how the world really works.
That sucks.
And this elf has like a hooked nose and like long sideburns.
I've been really looking forward to doing DMT, but I have like, An irrational fear of little people.
So this might not go over well for me.
That's why you never got into Twin Peaks?
Exactly.
Or Carnival?
Actually, Twin Peaks is what caused it.
Oh, okay.
I think most little people talk forward.
Okay, good.
That's all I really need.
It's like a stereotype.
It's not that.
It's the backwards talking, and I feel like that's what they would do.
Yeah, so this is hilarious.
It's a misleading headline though, unfortunately.
Like, a lot of things happened to Tesla at once.
Their chief accounting officer quit, and their head of human resources quit, and then Elon Musk got really high on Joe Rogan.
And I just, you know, I just want to say that this is the cause.
Like, all these headlines are very clickbait, but they're so fucking funny.
They're so funny.
I like the idea, though.
He went on Joe Rogan and smoked the forbidden herb.
He ripped the reefer.
All the shareholders were worried.
They were like, oh, he's going to be communist now.
It's over.
As if smoking weed isn't the ultimate libertarian drug.
It's the only libertarian drug.
Yeah.
And it's like, Joe Rogan takes place, is recorded, is filmed in California, right?
And it's like, what did you expect, shareholders?
You send your boy to California, he's gonna get smoked out!
We're gonna go ahead and, like, rip some doinks.
For sure.
Your boy is gonna get blazed so fucking hard.
Yeah, the only reason why you can actually see us right now, I usually do hotbox my area, but I just couldn't today because I got some teeth pulled and I don't want to get the dry socket or else I would be so fucking faded.
Literally the only reason that Tony isn't smoking weed right now is by doctor's orders.
Yeah, and I gotta listen to the doc.
he like you know like you go to your boss and you're like I missed work like the last uh three years because I had a doctor's note like I had a doctor's note I wasn't allowed to come to work it's the same thing this is Tony giving you his giving you the listener his doctor's note this is the only reason he's not smoking weed But don't worry guys, I'm gonna go see my other doctor next week.
Dr. Green Thumb!
You couldn't have been a doctor feel-good?
That's a different doctor, right?
I think I might be like cocaine, I don't know.
Okay, it's either cocaine or like pussy.
Ah, maybe I'll see both.
I mean, Dr. Green Pussy.
Oh, don't see that doctor.
It's a different doctor.
But yeah, you come to Cali, you're gonna get smoked out!
These shareholders should have known.
Bruh.
Smoking a giant fat blunt.
This is crazy.
This is, this is otherworldly shit.
And this is like everyday stuff for us Cali boys.
Cali life.
Think about all the shit that we do that's just normal.
That would like blow the minds of these shareholders.
Stuff that we do every day.
Surfing, surfing without a life vest.
Snowboarding in a tank top.
Dude.
Signing over power of attorney to Scientologists.
Maybe, like, everyday Cali shit.
Just, like, fuckin' whippin' a sick knack-knack.
Fuckin' shrubbing a curb on, like, private property.
Or, like, Henny Glamis and accidentally running over your cousin.
Just everyday Cali shit that would, like, blow their minds.
Lying about your Hep C status while getting some sick ink.
Bass jumping.
While freebasing.
It's called freebase jumping.
It was invented in Paris, California.
Shit that we do every day.
It's called Thursdays.
Just like chowing down on a garbage burrito from Rosa Maria's.
Their worlds would be rocked!
Dude, they couldn't handle it.
Could not handle it.
Yeah, he took like a mouthful of blunt smoke and it destroyed his company.
Yeah.
Just cheeks full.
That was it.
It's kind of bad that it's like the coolest way to smoke weed too.
True.
True.
But you gotta do it like French and hell afterwards, you know?
That, I mean, okay.
I'm talking about like the apparatus.
Oh, blunt?
Yeah.
Like he didn't do it in a cool way at all.
If I could smoke for one way for the rest of my life, it would, it would be a blunt.
It would be a backwards.
It would be a blunt.
It'd be delicious every day.
I, uh, you know, it's not the same thing, but I would smoke spliffs on campus at Crafton on break.
For sure.
Beautiful thing.
Just, I would, I would roll up bugle, I would have bugle rolling papers and tobacco and just, yeah, put some, put some dank nugs in there.
But like the tobacco makes you seem like a, you know, a reg person.
Well, it's like, It's like the weed is chill, but then the tobacco brings the edginess back to it.
Exactly, yeah.
And it's like, I feel like that's a good encapsulation of like Elon Musk's personality.
This sort of like chill, cool businessman.
You know, and like, you know, Elon Musk, come do Minion Death Cult.
Go on Minion Death Cult.
We'll smoke you out.
We'll put on some chill, some real chill, Cali vibes, like Sublime.
Just be blasting date rape on repeat.
Probably one of his favorite songs.
Or better yet, the The Libertarian Stoner Anthem, Don't Tread on Me by 311.
Is it the one that goes like, don't, don't tread on me?
Yeah.
Don't tread on me.
It's the exact same melody as Don't Stay Home, but with the lyrics, don't tread on me, which is a really interesting choice and surprisingly successful.
Yeah.
See, I thought it was the one that was like, um, don't tread on me!
But it's like, it's a weird reggae upstroke version, so it's like, liberty or death, what we so proudly hail.
That was the most problematic thing you've ever done on this show and I love it.
Remember that one time when Alex kind of did a Jamaican voice, but it wasn't a Jamaican voice.
It was 311 doing Metallica doing a Jamaican voice.
It was Nebraska face.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
That's the one time I'm going to acknowledge that 311 is not from California.
Oh yeah, I don't want... They are our adopted sons.
Yeah, but I mean you can tell our influence is all over that.
We still get credit for it.
Facts, yeah.
They sucked before California.
But yeah, this video is insane.
I mean, who watched it all?
Nobody, right?
Nobody watched two and a half hours of this Joe Rogan episode?
I tried to watch a 17 minute snippet and I could not handle it.
I watched the beginning.
I watched the beginning where it takes...
15 minutes for uh Elon Musk to talk about a flamethrower and like why he decided to make flamethrowers uh which his reasoning is literally space balls yep That's really funny.
That's really what it is?
That's really what it is.
He's like, oh, I liked that part in Spaceballs when they made the joke about kids loving flamethrowers.
Like, imagine the type- The merch, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, imagine the type of person you have to be to make flamethrowers boring.
Also, you know why Joe Rogan sucks, besides all the other things?
Is that Joe Rogan was like, I'm gonna go ahead and be edgy and smoke a blunt with Elon Musk, but didn't think to light it with a flamethrower?
What a fucking missed opportunity!
You should have at least had one of those small blowtorch lighters, you know?
I'm sure they have a little SpaceX keychain flamethrower that you could use.
See me, if I wanted to be cool lighting a blunt, I would use the pack of matches that my grandpa gave to me that's like a joke pack of matches.
Like, they're real matches except for one.
One of them is a fake felt match that's meant to pop up when you open it to look like a baby's dick.
Yeah, baby dick matches.
The front of the matchbook says when I was a year old and you open it up and on the inside is a baby, a little baby guy and a match pops up, a little felt match pops up like a penis.
It's meant to say like I had a big dick when I was one years old.
Yeah, but it's not true.
I was, you know, I grew into my dick.
Okay, well that's good to hear.
No.
So if you fast forward to like two hours into this episode, not this episode, the Joe Rogan episode, you get to the weed smoking part and it begins with like Elon Musk messing with some- did you watch the whole thing?
Yeah, well I- That whole part?
I mean- I clicked the video that was like a 15 minute video that was titled like, Elon Musk smokes weed.
Right.
I was like, I can watch 15 minutes to get to this.
That's what we all want to see.
I can watch- yeah.
I didn't get to the part where he actually- I watched that separately on like Instagram.
Yeah.
Because the 15- like the 7 minutes leading up to it was Brutal.
The only one you need to watch is the edit that was done where it's just him taking a hit over space.
There's green screen space in the background and Joe Rogan nodding in slow motion.
It's that sort of thing.
It's really good.
It's on Twitter somewhere.
No, the way he starts smoking weed is Elon Musk is like fidgeting with a pot, like a little ceramic pot that's on the desk that they're at.
And Joe Rogan's like, oh yeah, I got that in Bali.
Nope, Mexico.
Got it in Mexico.
I wanted to make it something more exotic.
Yeah, but this is even worse because it's right here.
It's Mexico.
It's like, that's just the town down from us.
Yeah, he's like, I got this in Mexico because I thought it would be cool to hold my blunts, but it'll only hold one blunt.
Like look at it and he hands Elon Musk the unlit blunt so that Elon Musk can put it in the pot and close the lid and verify that it does indeed only hold one.
This is the type of podcasting that we're working with.
It's so bad.
It's like, it's one of those things you watch when you want to feel really good about your podcast.
Absolutely.
Like, like we've had some, some lulls on this show, but we've never had us, uh, examining a pot and opening it and closing it.
to see if this like vessel can hold a thing.
But the best part of that...
That would be a good bit if it were a bit, but it's not.
It's just, hey, look at this cool trinket that doesn't do what I wanted it to do.
The best part I liked about it was right before that, Joe Rogan's telling him, is telling Elon Musk about this dream that Joe Rogan had.
And the dream that Joe Rogan had was that there was a million Teslas.
and you see...
Say it how Joe Rogan said it.
He goes, I have this dream, man.
It was like...
It's the only dream I've had more than once.
It's the only dream I've had more than once.
Reoccurring dream.
There's a million Teslas and Elon lights up like, yeah, a million Teslas.
Hell yeah.
Hey, that's the company I run.
Yeah.
And then Joe Rogan's quick to be like, no, no, no.
The person.
Doesn't say, like, Nicola.
Like, it says, like, the person, though.
There's a million of the persons.
You know how that guy whose name you stole?
Yeah.
Bad guy.
There's a million of him.
And, like, just the world.
Could you imagine?
Somebody's been watching, uh... Somebody's been watching... Man, I can't remember the name of that movie now.
Coffee and Cigarettes?
No.
Oh.
Uh... The, um...
The Christopher Nolan movie.
Somebody's been watching too many Christopher Nolan movies.
That, probably.
Okay.
But the best part is he's like, you can see Elon Musk be duly disappointed that he's not talking about the car.
And then Joe Rogan's trying to get this really insightful thing out of him.
He's like, could you imagine?
And Elon Musk would just know, charisma goes, there'd probably be a lot of progress in a short period of time if there were a million That was it.
I feel like that's one of the more humanizing moments for me for Elon.
Like I didn't see that part, but you were laying that part to me is like Elon Musk trying to take somebody else's dream.
That's in a weird oblique way about him and trying to give it some sort of credit and trying to try to make it, you know, substantial be like, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.
There would be, like, a lot of inventing going on.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, because you can tell Joe Rogan's trying to get something more out of him, but then he wraps it up with this lamest, like, ass-kissing moment.
He's like, but just like you, man, there's only one of you.
There's only one of you out there.
That's the mark of a great interviewer.
Cool.
He's like, yes, there's only one of me.
Hey, you're really special.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a reason I have you on this show.
Man, it's like you should be a billionaire.
That's, like, such a hack dream.
Like, even in your dreams, you're a hack.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine if there were, like, a million Rosa Parks?
Oh, dude.
The buses would be full.
Just, like, defeat the purpose?
There would still be Rosa Parks sitting in the back?
At this point, it's like, listen, I know you're... I know you don't want to get up, but there's other people that need to get on this bus.
This isn't the... We're told you can sit anywhere you want.
Now you're just being rude.
You're sitting in the back.
It's defeating the purpose of this.
Anything else about this episode?
Joe Rogan's the wackest.
This is like Joe Rogan's... What's his name?
Who's the other guy with the mustache?
The other podcaster?
Mustache podcaster?
This is like Joe Rogan's Mark Maron Obama episode.
This is huge for him.
It's a missed opportunity.
And I'm so happy for him.
If anybody's earned this, it's Joe Rogan.
If anybody needs more good things to happen to them, it's Joe Rogan.
But he would have missed the opportunity because he could have had a training day moment.
Where, um, where Elon hits the blunt, uh, rips the doink, and then Joe Rogan looks at him and says, like, oh, Elon, I didn't, I know you, uh, I know you like to get wet, but goes, I know you like to open your third eye, and there was DMT in the blunt.
If he would have laced it, who knows what the world could have had.
He could have changed the world.
There could have been a million Elons inside of the one Elon.
Just the world would just turn into, like, a Spongle music video.
Yeah, exactly.
It'd be so sick.
It'd be so tight.
Okay, let's get into our first post.
Every picture's amazing.
This is a random post I found on Facebook that's fucking amazing.
Sort of illustrating the importance of Elon Musk going on Joe Rogan and not only expanding his own mind with marijuana and whiskey, as we've said, bourbon, but also expanding all of our minds.
Changing what it means to be the head of a company.
Totally.
Oh my god, I didn't know a guy could be so cool and run Tesla at the same time.
Holy shit.
This is, I feel like my, like, my, uh, specific chakra I didn't even know existed was forcibly opened.
Like one that's like runs tandem to the root chakra.
Like a second root inside of me.
It was weird.
Cause when I did, when he hit the blunt, this thing happened where like, Like I came, like a little bit, but it wasn't like sexual, it was like beyond that.
Like I like, mind came.
Like my mind came.
It came through like my junk, but like my mind was like... Right, well that's like your second brain down there, right?
Is it the Groot?
The Groot Chakra?
Yeah, that's what that one's called.
What's it called?
It's the Adolescent Groot Chakra.
Baby Groot Chakra?
Pure.
It's the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Groot Chakra.
Can you imagine those two watching Guardians of the Galaxy together, just loving every moment?
Yeah, but who doesn't love?
That's nothing extraordinary.
Yeah, no shots of Guardians of the Galaxy.
Great films.
Anyways.
Dave Morin, some random dude who's on the board of some shitty company.
He used to work at Eventbrite, if that tells you anything.
Oh, that's brutal.
Yeah, I mean- It does say something because you all have emails from them.
Everybody has an email from Eventbrite.
Was it Elon Musk or Tesla who used to do, uh, Ticket- or, not Ticketfly, what's the other one?
Um... Ticketmaster?
Probably.
Whichever one sucks.
Ticketmaster's awful.
Whichever one rakes you with the coals more is probably that one.
No, StubHub.
StubHub.
That might be Jeff Bezos.
I'm not sure.
It's either Jeff Bezos or this fucker.
Yeah, no.
Dave Morin says about Elon Musk's appearance on Joe Rogan.
He posts a link to mercurynews.com, the headline of which says, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan share thoughts, laughs, and a joint.
Just wrong.
It's not a joint.
It's inaccurate.
During YouTube podcast.
They had to get the YouTube company brand in there, in that headline.
I feel like it's unnecessary.
It's also, like, punctuated properly?
Capital Y, capital T, no space?
Yeah, no.
Fuck you!
They don't need any help!
Dave Morin's, like, caption to this post, his post goes like this.
Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
Listen, Elon Musk going on Joe Rogan taught me it was okay to be weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is just copy for a liquor ad, right?
It's a Levi's ad, dude.
Oh, yep.
That is a Levi's ad.
I think it actually is.
It's like, oh pioneers, go west and smoke weed with Joe Rogan.
People running in their $200 jeans.
Holding a torch behind them as they run.
No shirts.
Yeah, but the torch is just a giant, like, uh, giant joint.
Yep.
Giant blunt.
Or the torch is a flamethrower.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
It's just wrong.
That just doesn't work.
One of the wealthiest people in the fuckin' world, uh, counts as a square peg in a round hole because he smoked weed literally one time.
No, he's just a square, period.
No peg, no hole, just square.
No peg?
No peg.
You don't think Grimes got a peg in that round hole?
Yeah, I hope so.
I hope that's the explanation to this whole thing, is like, that's what it is.
I think so.
I hope so.
Yeah.
I like to imagine Grimes pegging him, and I mean that in the best way.
Sure.
I hope the best for them.
Well, I mean it in the worst way.
I mean, I hope he consented to it, but I still want to picture him not enjoying it.
That is the kink is that he hates it.
It's my kink.
They're not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
What the fuck?
Billionaires having no respect for the status quo?
Yeah, the status quo are the shareholders who are like one one-hundredth as powerful or wealthy as Elon Musk.
This is a conversation between a millionaire and a billionaire.
That's what this conversation is.
But they're still the ones, the status quo just gonna go against the grain here.
Imagine being like a millionaire and still licking ass this much.
Oh yeah.
Still licking boot so much.
Well, I mean, that's what you do if you made all your millionaires from having people eat cockroaches.
What?
That's where his money's from, his fear factor.
Elon Musk?
No, Joe Rogan.
Oh.
Like, he's made a lot of money in a lot of places.
Yeah.
But his money's from Fear Factor.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I'm talking about Dave Morin here, though.
This is Dave Morin's post.
Fuck off, Dave Morin.
But yes, Dave Morin.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
We're doing all that right now.
Go ahead.
About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
You're not wrong.
Just picture that Elon Musk in your face blowing uninhaled blunt smoke at you.
And then you're like, oh, okay, cool.
I'll hit this.
I wish you would have told me.
You could have shotgunned me, bro.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Usually.
What a waste.
Yeah, no.
Please, no.
Get in my face.
Disrupt the status quo more.
Right over here.
Yeah.
What's disappointing is, like, in my mind before this, Elon Musk, he smoked the best weed.
In my mind, he had the coolest weed, but now we know he's just a fucking... Is that real?
Did you really think that Elon Musk smoked weed?
I did.
I thought he smoked weed.
I knew he didn't smoke weed.
He's such a weirdo.
I just assume everyone smokes weed.
And I assume that anyone that, like, Grimes is gonna date, like, smokes weed.
Because I'm pretty sure she likes drugs.
I wouldn't have ever thought, I mean I don't care about Grimes, but I wouldn't have ever thought she would have dated him.
Yeah.
So I thought for sure drugs were involved.
I don't think you can like smoke weed and still look that much like you're wearing a skin suit.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like looking at him, like my skin is crawling sympathetically for how he looks.
You ever notice how like he kind of looks like, imagine if tomorrow, Jean-Claude Van Damme were to like get really, really sick.
That's how he'd look in six months if he couldn't work out anymore.
This is loose skin, flesh like.
Flatter face.
Yeah, this is like loose skin, like unhealthy Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Um, this post keeps going.
The one thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Like, who is not acknowledging that Elon Musk is a smart, wealthy person?
He's obviously smart.
He's one of those people that's so smart, he can't have regular conversations.
The world sees a fool on the hill in Elon Musk eating his own feces and running around naked.
I, however, see the leader of a Fortune 500 company.
This is nonsense.
And while some may see them as crazy, we see them as genius because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
Okay, that last part's a Nike ad.
Yeah, yeah.
That's true.
That is, that is like... That was supposed to be about Serena Williams.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I thought it was gonna be more like, uh... What is the Nike ad?
How does it go?
Uh... Sacrifice everything.
We should know this!
Sacrifice everything even if it means... Means losing everything.
But isn't that sacrificing?
That's not it.
No.
Sac... Believe in something even if it means sacrificing everything.
Right, so believe in changing the world, even if it means sacrificing your own sanity.
To be this twisted.
That's true.
This twisted to not inhale a blunt on YouTube.
He looks so like... What a fucking... square.
I don't know dude, he's sort of like shifted my entire paradigm as to how lame I thought CEOs could be.
Like he actually has indeed changed my worldview.
Cause now I know that they can be this bad.
But we're acting like, we're acting like um, what is his fucking name?
Virgin, Virgin Records?
Richard something?
Yeah, Richard Branson.
He's existed for a long time.
I forgot about Richard Branson.
Dude needs to smoke some weed.
That dude is definitely ripped a bong while skydiving naked, wearing a snowboard, landed on Everest, and shredded down.
I think there's actually a picture of him skydiving with a naked woman strapped on him.
I don't know.
If it wasn't hosted on, like, the nerdest YouTube feed, I didn't see it.
True, true, true.
Yeah, like, that's how you be a fucking chill-ass CEO.
God, I totally forgot about Richard Branson.
Yeah!
What's going on?
Did he get locked inside of his cryo chamber or something?
I think he's still kicking, still doing his thing, but he doesn't need to make money off of his craziness.
He doesn't need to commercialize it.
So he doesn't need to be like a Dan Balzarian.
He really shits on Dan Balzarian.
Yeah, it's probably because he can't grow a beard.
That's true.
He's like, I'm not cool anymore.
I'm gonna go be a reckless on one of my islands.
Leading off this point, Erica Holland, I think this is on like a CNN post or whatever, this is just an amazing comment.
Erica Holland says, the great ones are always mad.
You can't have a genius mind and think they operate like a normal human being.
You're not wrong.
I remember saying the same thing about Michael Jackson.
Yeah, remember when Michael Jackson smoked weed?
Fuck, I wish.
That might have made things a lot cooler.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That might have had a positive effect.
Totally.
But I remember, yeah, maybe he would have lived longer.
But I remember thinking, like, yeah, no, it's cool.
He's just so genius.
He's crazy.
Him.
Prince.
All those crazy geniuses.
But we're talking about Elon Musk here.
This is a little bit different.
He made a car?
Yeah.
And talked about making other stuff?
I guess he made rockets, right?
Get back to me when Elon Musk burns himself on a rocket the way Michael Jackson did in that Pepsi ad.
When he actually suffers for it.
The falloff is gnarly.
It's like, yo, I made this car.
This car is actually, like, somewhat accessible.
Zero emissions.
We're gonna give him to the world.
It drives itself.
I gotta give him to the world?
No, I'm exaggerating.
Okay.
You know, it drives itself, you know?
So what else you got?
Well, we're gonna fly one into space.
Okay, cool, cool.
So what else you got?
Fucking flamethrower.
Those already exist, bro.
This is different.
I'm still waiting for that Hyperloop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Seriously.
I love this.
The great ones are always mad.
Who says mad that way?
Only sapiosexuals.
Yeah, totally.
People who love intelligence use the word mad.
A world gone mad.
Sometimes the most twisted of us become the leaders.
I need you to do me a favor.
While you're making love to me, the only way I'm going to come is if you read this formula out loud.
Thank you.
I'm gonna need you to put on this Elon Musk mask, just like Elon Musk does.
The same face over the face.
That's the only way he can keep a straight face.
I love this usage of the word mad, like you said, because it's a way of describing Elon Musk himself.
Yeah, sure, you get mad online.
I get mad genius online.
And like, yeah, I might be calling that scuba diver a pedophile repeatedly.
It's not because I'm mad, it's because I'm mad genius.
I'm mad genius.
Like, think about it.
What kind of guy devotes his time and effort into, uh, like, develops a whole scuba diving routine around grabbing 12-year-old boys?
It's pretty interesting.
It's suspect.
A little bit.
It's super suspect.
Yeah.
But I mean, like, open waters.
Exactly!
Exactly.
You swim out a hundred miles.
We can all hold our breath longer.
Uh, yeah.
Geniuses don't operate like the rest of us.
They get high with Joe Rogan.
Also, no shots to the hip-hop collective Mad Genius.
Okay, yeah, we didn't mean it that way.
Okay, so this is an interesting, like, snag in this story.
The idea that Elon Musk did drugs on camera while they have a strict drug testing policy for their employees, apparently.
And a lot of people were coming away with the wrong take from this.
A lot of people were like, we should be drug testing CEOs!
Yeah.
We should be drug testing Wall Street.
Should be checking those guys out and imprisoning them for drugs.
I mean, we're already imprisoning poor people for drugs.
We should just imprison more people for drugs, right?
Well, bad news.
Cocaine's out of your system real fast.
So, no point.
Okay, that's fair.
But you're acting like they're not coked up all the time.
Yeah, that's true.
But, no, that's the wrong takeaway from this.
The right takeaway is, don't drug test employees.
If they're not fucking up on the job, they're not doing stupid shit, then they don't need to be tested.
Like, and even if they are doing stupid shit, fire them for that stupid shit.
Yeah, not because they were high doing the stupid shit.
Yeah.
And not because they got high three days ago.
Yeah, exactly.
And did stupid shit today.
So there was an article in The Hill, I'll read the headline.
Ex-Tesla employee who alleges she was fired for failing a drug test.
Musk smoking weed like a slap in the face.
And yeah, it sucks.
It does.
It's real insulting.
Not only was she fired for testing positive for THC, she also claims to have been fired for Supporting a union she had she was like being vocal about safety concerns and for being vocal about supporting the United Auto Workers Union So she claims that like that was this is a part of retaliation, which is like not new.
It's not a secret We've heard this about Tesla a million times.
And that's another thing about drug laws is you bring up safety concerns.
Or not drug laws, but like drug testing policies.
You bring up safety concerns to your employer.
Oh, okay.
Let's get your drug tested.
How much do you really believe in safety?
You got a problem with my management style?
You think I'm harassing you?
Let's get those drugs tested.
I won't harass you if you're not on drugs.
Yeah.
We'll just do a simple drug test and then we'll address your concerns about safety.
Cool.
Can we do that drug test in like maybe 30 days from next week?
Can we do that drug test 20 minutes from now after I pay a visit to the head shop around the corner?
Yeah.
So there were a lot of bad takes in this Hill comment section.
This guy was pretty prevalent.
This guy's username is Realtruthstings, which... It does.
It does.
I felt it right now.
Yeah, which is like a weird variant on True Facts Stated or like True Love Waits.
Real Truth Stings says, sorry dude.
Like I guess talking to the woman who was fired?
Yeah.
I mean, Real Truth Stings could be from California where dude is a gender neutral term.
Yeah, I am a fan of that.
Yeah.
All people are dude.
All people are dude.
Not everybody identifies as a dude though, so we do respect that if you do not identify as a dude.
California is a good burger unless you don't want that.
Sure.
Some people have not seen Good Burger the movie.
Realtruth Stings says, sorry dude, he owns the company.
He makes the rules for you, not the other way around.
So like Newsflash, hey Newsflash, uh, you're worse.
You're a worse person than him.
Sorry.
It's just the way it works.
If you want to, you know, have your own rules, then have your own fucking company.
You signed a contract saying that you're a piece of shit.
Like in the eyes of this company.
You chose this life.
We all knew that when we chose this life, we would never see a 401k.
Uh, when you took the job, you agreed to certain criteria willingly.
End of story.
That's it.
I love this comment, because this is, like, the ultimate, like, technocratic liberal response to any sort of, like, injustice anywhere.
Well, hey, those are the rules.
Yeah.
Hey, you don't like it?
Change the rules, bucko.
What do you think you signed up for here?
You think this is like a fuckin' smoke weed at your job type party?
No, this is a do your job type party.
You really want to be able to smoke weed on the job?
Hey, open up a small business.
Why don't you get a job smoking weed?
No, I love this.
Hey, those are the rules.
Don't get mad at him for enforcing the rules.
Why don't you try to change the rules and not by like speaking out because I don't like that.
Change the rules in some other way where I don't have to hear about it or like maybe do it in another way where I can judge you and mock you from the sidelines.
Yeah, real truth stings and this person has the audacity, this like bootlicking motherfucker has the audacity to have an avatar of a woman holding a protest sign next to riot cops and the protest sign says, fairly sure it says, gay power, black power, women power, student power, all power to the people.
But not employees.
Well, the power to, like, enforce contracts.
Yeah.
Like, a black person, a gay person, they should all have the authority to, like, have somebody escorted from the building if they're in violation of their contract.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't care where the power comes from.
I don't care where it comes from.
I don't care if you're, like, a gay black woman.
Enforce your power.
It's your power.
That's what they think this means.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, it's weird.
You ever read those people who are like, Oh, all power is derived from God.
The state doesn't give me rights.
God gives me rights.
Like that's like a weird, it's not even that weird.
It's pretty mainstream.
I wish I felt that way.
And it's like, I do feel like there's natural rights, but you don't get those rights unless there is a state.
Like enforcing them?
Or unless you have a gun?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, those are the two caveats.
It's like, yes, I think every human has value.
Yes, I think everybody has inalienable rights to freedom and such, but that doesn't mean you're going to get them.
That doesn't mean it's going to happen.
And so the idea of power, you know, gay power, black power, but also don't try to change the structure we already have.
Yeah.
Because God gives you all the power you need.
I don't know where this person is coming from.
Well, I don't know if you knew this, but you gotta work with the power you have.
It's like a Tesla, for instance.
Battery power.
Yeah, you can't just take a Tesla and put a bigger battery in it and think it's gonna do more things.
A bigger battery's not gonna make a Tesla a monster truck.
No.
You gotta keep it where it is.
Yep.
Know your place, Tesla.
Real Truth Stings again says, we are the one.
So Real Truth Stings is, you guessed it, small business owner.
Yep.
I love the idea of having like a, like a civil rights protester as your icon when you're a small business owner, because it's like, it's a little on the nose.
Like it's a little on the nose seeing as how, um, heroic small business owners are.
They should be.
They should be.
They should be what?
Heroic.
Should they?
Is that possible?
But they never are?
Like ever?
We are the ones who take the risk, build the business, take the losses, and face the consequences of failure.
Yeah, like no employee ever has risked anything.
Never.
The employee loses their job.
Hey, that's fine.
They just lost a job.
Who gives a shit about their job?
Yep.
Yep.
What does that matter?
It doesn't matter anything to me.
Yep.
It's, it's like that, like when I got fired from the fucking bar and they said like, listen, that customer was inconvenienced.
The customer was debit card loss.
They were inconvenienced.
Okay.
They had to go to the bank on a Saturday.
But, like, you took my job.
That's a pretty big inconvenience.
Listen, I'll go to the bank on the Saturday.
That's a risk you had to take.
I'll go wait in line at the credit union on Saturday.
Like, we'll make it even.
They're like, I'm willing to risk your livelihood for, like, to make this person, to, like, not get the jail preview.
That sucks.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Did that person demand your head?
No!
They offered my head.
I saw that person later on and told them what happened and they were bummed.
That's awful.
Yeah.
Like, they offered my head.
They were willing to risk, they didn't want to risk the Yelp review.
They were willing to just risk, you know, the unemployment that they'd never let me have because they fought the whole way.
Maybe they thought that customer was like Pai Mei, like in King of the Hill, and if they didn't offer your neck to the customer, then they were going to come back and slaughter everybody at the bar.
Exactly.
uh yeah no this is a boat uh we face the consequences of failure nobody else has ever lost anything except a small business yeah both to our own families and to our investors stakeholders so you have investors and stakeholders yet still somehow you're the one risking everything It's insane.
Like, they have no clue that... They don't understand that you need a little bit of... And I'm not saying that people don't, like, work their asses off to start a business.
But you need a little bit of something.
You need a little bit of privilege to start a business.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Everybody who started a business, you needed a little something.
A little something.
And right here they go on and say, if it were easy, everyone would do it.
Boom.
Thank you.
So it's only my grit.
The successes and failures are determined by who has the most gumption.
Yep.
See, you or I could try to start a business, but because we were lazy and underclass, we just wouldn't succeed.
That's what it was.
I remember I've been trying to start something for a long time.
And when I went to the place to get the product made, And I had a check ready and they were like, yeah, but we measured your gumption and it's not quite there.
Your gumption score is not good enough.
It wasn't my credit score, it was my gumption score that wasn't good enough.
Yeah, you need to do like 300 jumping jacks?
Get that score up?
Get my tenacity going?
Yeah, and then come back to us.
I'm sorry, but even co-ops have leaders and they would not be held to the same criteria as the rank and file.
So yeah, just fuck this person.
Well, they should be.
Yeah, next person.
Fuck you.
Wow.
Fixento says, surprise reaction of an employees at the bottom when shit runs downhill list.
Wow.
Okay.
I think what they're saying is, wow.
This person's surprised that shit runs downhill fast?
I think was that what that word's supposed to be?
I think that's what we're going for, yeah.
Reality must be a ha- oh my god.
Reality must be a hard to these deluded narcissist toddlers coming out of college with a liberal indoctrination and a 1960s junior high school education if that.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This might be one of the most mad-libbed comments we've ever had.
Absolutely.
1960s junior high, so the only way that makes any sense is if the person they're talking about is like 90?
I think what they're trying to say is that today's academic like higher education standards only equal that of 1960s junior high.
It's not like the good old days like the 80s.
You know how like you had to take pre-calc to pass 1960s junior high?
Yeah.
Now you had to take a foreign language, two years of a foreign language to pass 1960s junior high.
And that was all before you were indoctrinated with liberalism.
Deluded narcissist toddlers coming out of college with a liberal indoctrination and a 1960s junior high school education.
Yes, they're the narcissist.
This person sounds really smart, like the dropped articles and the conflicting tenses.
Yeah, no, this person knows what they're talking about when it comes to education.
Well, they're also a victim of public schooling, so.
I like this though, so the idea of this comment is really weird to me, like all everything that just fell out of their fingers is extremely interesting, but the idea
is oh you're shocked that people at the bottom get shit on yeah what are you a fucking idiot liberal it's a really interesting take like they're they're acknowledging that the truth the workforce at the bottom is treated much more horribly than the one percent at the top yeah And if you're surprised by that, you might be a liberal.
What?
Also, like, yeah, this shit falls on you, and you know, it's not even about you.
It's not- everything's about you.
I know you're getting shit on, but this isn't even about you.
Like, I don't understand this comment.
They seem to be acknowledging... I mean, maybe, I guess, maybe this is like...
Okay, I think I'm figuring it out.
I think it's like, um, one of those, like, old-timer phrases.
Hey, shit rolls downhill.
Like, you're at the bottom, guess what, snowflake?
You're gonna get shit.
Like, it's really kind of weird.
Like, it's only our millennial, modern minds seeing, hey, maybe there shouldn't be people at the bottom.
Maybe there shouldn't be people who, uh, take on all the risk, take on all the, uh, Negative ramifications, while another class of people takes on all the positive ramifications.
But this person is just seeing that as like the natural hierarchy in society and saying, yeah, what are you, stupid?
And they're like, let me tell you a story.
Let me tell you a story about tenacity and about gumption.
Let me tell you the fable of the dung beetle.
Sometimes you gotta push that shit uphill.
Uh-huh.
And at the end, you'll get what's coming to you.
Right, and the grasshopper was like, hey, can I have some of your shit?
Yeah!
Give me some of that shit!
And the dung beetle was like, why didn't you get a real job, millennial?
And then the dung beetle burned the shit for fuel throughout the winter.
Exactly.
Instead of feeding the community.
I think that's what it is.
It's hard for us to look at this comment and be like, well, yeah, we know this.
It's bad.
Naturally.
And for this person to be, yeah, it's bad.
It's supposed to be that way.
It's supposed to be bad.
It's what's new.
Get used to it.
It's good that it's this way.
Let's move on to our next topic.
On a slight down note, the female police officer who broke into what she thought was her own home, her own apartment, and killed the actual resident of that apartment, who happened to be a black guy?
Insane.
Yeah, this is what, you know, we see a lot of these stories, but this is definitely one of the More egregious?
More bizarre?
It just speaks to the audacity of cops.
It's even worse than he started it.
I didn't do anything really wrong here.
I thought I was defending my own home.
Yeah, I feared for my life because there was a stranger in what I thought was my apartment.
So wild.
We don't have a lot of details on this yet.
They're slowly coming out.
But basically, the most current information that we have is the officer's name.
And we have reports that she was on the wrong floor.
Entirely wrong floor.
Yeah, and she was only at this apartment complex.
She had only been at this apartment complex for a month.
And initial reporting said that the door was unlocked and she went in.
Now that's being sort of contested.
The reporting now is that she tried to get in, couldn't get in, and dude came to the door and we don't know what happened from there.
Possibly he said, what the fuck are you doing at my apartment?
Yeah.
So... But judging from everything, every character review we have of this person, it probably wasn't even that.
It was probably like, excuse me, um, what are you doing?
Yeah.
Probably didn't say fuck at all.
No, yeah, I mean... You know what I mean?
Like... All, you know, and this shouldn't matter, but all the, all the reporting about him is that he was like an upstanding citizen, he was a member of his church... Like, an exceptional... Yeah, it's fucking awful.
And, uh, dude was black, and...
The officer's name is Amber Geiger, spelled with G-U-Y, Geiger.
And another thing that just came out was that she was involved in another shooting on duty in 2017.
She shot a suspect who, according to reports, grabbed her stun gun.
and so she shot them and uh i mean maybe if she had been stunned she wouldn't have been on duty anymore to commit this murder i i don't know again like report says grabbed Grab the stun gun.
Yeah.
But not everything she's ever done is suspect.
True.
Absolutely.
Like that time when she was taking a bath in that dirty gross bath water and there was a piece of bacon taped to the wall.
I'm saying she looks like the character from Gummo.
Which one?
The main character from Gummo.
The guy.
The kid.
The moon face kid.
Yeah.
That's who she looks like.
Yeah, she definitely looks like a slice of unseen Americana.
For sure.
That we've been seeing too much of lately.
Yeah, things about this story are crazy.
It's very suspicious.
This information is coming out very slowly.
She still hasn't been charged with anything.
Anything.
The Dallas Police Department wanted to, according to reporting I read, the Dallas Police Department wanted to charge her with manslaughter and a judge wouldn't sign off on that.
Wouldn't sign off on manslaughter because it didn't seem like an accidental shooting, which is what manslaughter would be.
Yeah.
This seemed like it Even in a charitable situation, she feared for her life, et cetera, et cetera.
That's not manslaughter.
No.
That's like self-defense or that's, you know, uh, homicide as a self-defense.
Yeah.
Aggravated, aggravated, uh, homicide.
Um, so they got the Rangers.
They, they handed the case over to the Rangers so they wouldn't do it themselves.
And now the Rangers are sitting on a charge.
The Rangers haven't even charged her yet.
So, this is very interesting.
Keep your eyes peeled on this story.
Amazing takes in Fox News.
The Fox News comment section.
Some of the biggest brain takes we've ever had on this show.
But I do want to say...
More than half of the comments were probably like, yo, lock her up for life.
Yeah.
Get her, not only take her off the streets, put her behind bars.
Yeah, what is she still doing?
She killed a person in there.
It was surprising how woke this Fox News comment section was.
Especially because the subheading on this article was, uh, This officer killed a black man.
Like it specifically mentioned race in the subheading of this article.
And I would have thought I would have seen much more contrarian, you know, what does race have to do with it?
This, you know, she was just a stupid bitch.
What does race, you know what I mean?
Like, and there was, there was a lot of that.
Don't get us wrong, but there was not as much as I expected at all.
No, and it was like, how are you supposed to feel safe in your own apartment when a cop can just, like, literally think, oh, that's mine and kill you for it?
You know, and there are a lot of good takes on Twitter.
Like, nothing new for white people to barge into where somebody else is living and kill them because they think it's theirs, you know?
But we found some really bad comments in the Fox News comment section.
The top comment right here, this is like the second to the top comment.
Schwarzstein says, they don't vet women with the same measure as they do a man.
So it's like not in inches?
Yeah.
They do what they do.
They don't use a metric system.
They keep it old school.
They do like a cup system.
Insane.
They don't vet women with the same measure as they do a man.
It's what diversity buys you when you are obligated to hire by gender.
Insane.
So we have a white officer killing a black man in his own apartment because she, once again, the most charitable explanation is she made a really stupid mistake.
And really thought that this guy's apartment was her apartment and killed him for it.
Yeah.
So even if you want to say that this is a stupid mistake, there still has to be some extremely malicious intent behind that mistake.
Or on top of that mistake.
I don't even see a world where I'm okay with this happening if he accidentally went into her apartment thinking it was his.
No, absolutely not.
That still doesn't work for me.
Yeah, and this whole thing is... How about this crazy take?
Listen, this cop wouldn't have killed this black man if it was a man.
You know, like all those other cases where cops were killing guys, but it was because they were women.
If there's one thing we know about men and women, it's that men are less aggressive.
They're much more rational.
Absolutely.
Men are much more likely to assess a situation calmly.
And act with reason and logic, you know?
Logic and reasoning.
I love that, like, the idea that, like, no, if it were a sensible man, he would have just had a beer with the guy and determined where they all lived.
Hey man, you're in my house.
Grab me a beer.
Yeah.
Hey, let's sit down.
Let's have a fist fight.
Settle this.
We'll see who lives where.
Yeah, what is this logic?
I don't know.
Yeah, if only there were all, if only it was all male cops.
Then everything would be great.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Listen, I'm for no cops, but if, like, we have to have cops, they should all just be women, right?
Absolutely.
We still, we still, like, dislike them, but it should, like, just on principle, it should still be women.
I want to tell a real quick self-deprecating story.
That's like the most liberal take I've ever had on this show.
Yeah, I think so.
More women cops!
This is real incriminating of myself and does speak to... At one point I thought this was a funny thing to say to a lady.
So when I worked at a bar, we'd deal with the cops a lot because they would come and check us and all this stuff.
One time there was this gnarly assault that happened in the bar and the cops came.
So all the other bartenders, everyone that worked at the bar, kept on telling me, Oh, Officer Angel Face is on our way.
Officer Angel Face.
Officer Angel Face.
That's what they called her.
She's a really attractive lady.
Officer Angel Face.
Still fucker, right, though?
Still cop.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, not that kind.
Yeah, right.
And so I was under the impression that everyone called her Officer Angel Face.
To her face.
To her face.
To her angel face.
So when she showed up, And we were chatting and she was, I was like trying to be all chummy with her because I didn't want to get in trouble.
I was like, how's your evening going Officer Angel Face?
And she's like, what?
I was like, um, no one calls you that?
She's like, why would someone call me that?
And I told her, I was like, uh, kind of everyone told me that that's what they call you.
I'm so sorry.
So then not only did you call her Officer Angel, but you also ratted on everybody around you.
Well, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, so everything about that was awful and it was like so embarrassing.
But she actually ran with it.
She was kind of cool with it.
You know, like, I think that there's an easy explanation for why that happened.
It was you finally exhibiting some white privilege.
In thinking that you could call a cop Officer Angel Face.
Yeah.
Like I said, luckily she was totally fine with it, but it was... And I like to think that if I were to see her now I can call her Officer Angel Face to her face today and it'd be cool.
Like she would be cool with it?
Yeah.
She'd be cool with it, yeah.
Probably.
But yeah, I can't believe I did that.
Mostly because, you shouldn't, you shouldn't just, you shouldn't just call random women pet names.
Sure.
It's not cool.
Uh, next comment.
ComDog, oh this is yours, you wanna read this one?
Yeah, this fucking, a lot of people wanted, had their theories of what would have probably happened.
ComDog said, unwanted advances from, she popped him to stop him.
Question marks.
Yeah, so this random stranger comes to your door and his first thought was to put advances on her?
Yeah, he probably did some jive talk to her, like tried to pimp her out.
He's like, well, hey mommy, since you're already here, I mean, may as well sign the kitty on the money kind.
It's just like, what the fuck, man?
This whole comment is... No, it had to be his fault.
Yeah, this is crazy.
You're saying, imagine the mentality it would take For an officer to, like, demand entry into your place of residence.
Yeah.
And your response to that is to, like, sexually harass them?
Yeah.
I would say, let's remove, let's take this a step further.
Like you're saying, imagine being the type of person to hear about an officer killing an unarmed person in their own home and the conclusion you jump to is, oh, they were probably trying to rape the cop.
Yes.
Absolutely.
You know, it's that cop rape that happens all the time.
All the time.
It's a, it's a, it's a epidemic.
Yeah.
And that's why we shouldn't have lady cops.
It's fucking crazy.
Calm dog.
Unwanted advances from him and she popped him to stop him?
Yeah, an unwanted advance like someone trying to enter your house?
That's an unwanted advance.
Well, he advanced his hands forward in self-defense.
Yeah.
Yeah, he shouldn't have tried to stop her from entering his home.
He, like, threw his hands up and, like, because of the perspective of you watching that, it looked like he was grabbing her boobs?
He's just blocking bullets.
Okay, um, next comment.
Oh, this is my favorite comment.
We've had this whole joke about how All they want to do is blame the Libs, blame the Democrats, blame Obama.
The deplorables?
Yeah, and how are they going to possibly blame Obama for this one?
Well, let me tell you.
The Chico Suave says, was she drunk?
Police departments across the nation facing problems.
Since Obama decided to profile all them as white people who hate blacks instead of police officers of all races doing their jobs, the murders of officers have increased and left major voids.
Can I stop you right here?
Please.
It's like so wild to me as somebody who, you know, was an Obama supporter, um, To listen to any speech Obama gave on police-citizen relations and come away with the idea that Obama hated cops.
He was so soft.
Even when I liked Obama...
I was like, he's not saying anything challenging to this at all.
He's saying we need police reform, which is something that anybody with any sense is saying.
That's like the very least you can do.
That's obvious.
Like even Nike is saying we need police reform and the idea that you know it's and it's all just obviously just in this fucking like right-wing insane uh death cult echo chamber I'm just like oh no Obama wants white people to die and like cops are the only thing preventing that
Yep, and they have some like audio of Obama on a pulpit saying, like, listen, all you cops are a bunch of racist crackers and you are out here to kill all the black people and we need to kill you first.
Like, that never, ever happened.
Like, Obama was the head of the executive branch.
He's head of, like, you know, the law enforcement branch.
He's the biggest cop.
He's the biggest cop!
If he wanted to fuck with all cops, he could've.
He could've!
He could've easily done it.
He could've!
Yeah, so yeah, Obama's the reason all the cops are being murdered, increased and left major voids.
The good ones are retiring and moving, the different professionals and potential good ones are not applying for the jobs as they will be a target on their back.
Yeah, you know all the good cops?
Well, no, we don't know any good cops anymore because they're not applying.
No, actually, listen, we don't give a really fair and balanced outlook on things here on this show.
We're very biased.
That's true.
In respect to that, I have a list here of all the good cops.
We're going to read the list, so bear with us.
Yeah, that's it.
No good cops.
That's the whole list.
There's no good cops.
Not even McGruff.
Not even McGruff.
No.
No, fuck McGruff.
Yeah, jobs and having a target on their back.
The departments are left with bottom-of-the-barrel applicants.
Thanks, Obama.
Yeah, this is a great take.
This is, like, a beautiful take because you're acknowledging how shitty cops are.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you're acknowledging the reality of the just terrible relations that, uh, you know, the public has with cops and you're saying, no, it's because Obama.
Because it's, it's because all the good cop, all the potential good cops are not applying.
That's such a good argument.
Yeah.
I love this argument so much.
Well, I mean, I was going to be a cop until Obama happened.
And then, you know, I just continued along my path of not being a cop.
You could have made a good Catholic cop.
Yeah.
If you were still Catholic, do you think you would have been a cop?
Yeah, I think probably.
More than likely.
It would have made sense.
You'd wear a rosary, and when you got shot by a thug, your rosary would be hanging out, and you'd be gripping it with a bloody hand.
Your beautiful, white, angel-faced partner would be like, God, you only had one day left until the second coming.
You were so close.
Yeah.
I would have definitely been drunk all the time.
That's all.
I just wouldn't have smoked weed.
I would have been a severe alcoholic.
Right.
Well, that would have been your... But it would have been charming and endearing, right?
That would have been the Irish slave coming out of you.
Exactly.
I want to hear this person tell a cop, like, you know you're only a cop because Obama sucks so bad we don't have any good ones.
You're a shitty cop and it's Obama's fault.
And the cop has to like take a second to think about whether or not they agree.
Like, wait, can I cosign this?
I mean, something bad probably is Obama's fault, but I don't know, me being a cop is one of those things.
I thought this comment was going to go a different way.
I mean, I fucking love the whole, like, oh, there would have been a million potential good cops if not for a bot.
Because it's like a weird, like, pro-life argument, too.
It's like the same thing as a pro-life argument.
Like, we could have had a million Elon Musks, but they were aborted.
They were all aborted.
That's a really good argument.
But I thought this was going to go a different way because it says, was she drunk?
Police departments across the nation are facing problems since Obama decided to profile all of them as white people who hate blacks instead of police officers of all races doing their jobs.
I thought this was going to go, all cops are sad because Obama shit on them.
Right?
So they're all, they're all alcoholics now.
Which would have made a little more sense.
They're all like McNulties from The Wire.
They're all just firing into crowds because of depression.
Yep, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Obama was just... What is his name?
What's the best character from The Wire?
Oh, Idris Elba's?
Character?
No, the dude that sticks up.
The queer guy that was robbing all the drug dealers.
Yeah, he sticks everybody with his shotgun.
That's Obama.
Yeah.
Never mind, that's Obama.
Yeah, no, what was I going to say?
Yeah, they're all just, like, nihilist cops.
Yeah.
Like, because Obama showed them that, hey, nothing truly matters, right?
Nothing does matter.
Nothing matters.
You know, the only thing that matters is the brotherhood of this badge.
I'm gonna show you just how fucked up I am by shooting your dog.
It's real.
They don't even do this in movies.
Yeah.
I'm gonna kill your dog to prove how bad Obama is.
Ugh.
And then he can eat it.
Obama can eat the dog, yeah.
I'll send it to him.
Where are we at on time here?
We're at 1.21.
You want to close with a couple positive things?
Yeah, yeah.
Some positive things.
I guess not really, huh?
Yeah, not really positive.
Just kind of... Just some...
Yeah, it was Friday.
Was it Friday or Saturday?
I think it was Friday.
Friday, the producer MC Mac Miller passed away.
He overdosed and it's just one of those things where it's just tragic because you saw this This young talent gets snuffed out, honestly, because of mental illness not being addressed.
And what's really sad about it is if... I've been a fan of his for a while.
He grew on me.
I didn't want to like him at first because, you know, who needs another white rapper, you know?
But then I found out that he was all my favorite rapper's favorite rapper.
I guess I gotta give him a shot and listen to some of his music.
Watching him mature and evolve over the past few years has been amazing.
Literally going from having a lyric about Sucking my dick before I smack you with it all through the Guides of Consent to having an album called The Divine Feminine and like growing and maturing and listening to him grow sonically and just all his potential snuffed out because of mental illness.
So I know it sounds like a negative thing, but it sounds sad.
But what I want people to do is... His last album was fantastic.
Listen to his music.
Listen to his music.
Listen to your friends.
Foster positive mental health.
And just find the light in these beautiful things, man.
Because it's all out there.
Yeah, I hadn't heard his music until Saturday.
We were playing it.
Beautiful stuff.
Great stuff.
I like it a lot.
And fuck anyone who says this is Ariana Grande's fault.
Yeah, that's fucking gross.
Like the idea that you can't break up with somebody who has mental illness.
is itself like inflicting anguish on people you know we all have we all have problems we all have our own stuff going on and you don't have to like save the person you're with like and this is
This is fucked up of me to say this in the context of somebody overdosing, somebody dying because of their mental illness, but if you can't hang with somebody because it's affecting you, it's not like, it's not your responsibility to save them.
Yeah.
And I mean, even, even, even to simplify that, nobody needs to justify leaving anybody.
Right.
If one day you decide, I just don't feel it anymore, you get to leave.
People get to leave.
And it's no one's fault.
If anything, we should see this and say, okay, obviously Things weren't going well for him, and I understand why she had to go.
But these people are, like, throwing... hateful things to her, and... It's just... it's just fucked.
It's just fucked.
Like, people need to... that's not how... that's... that's not right.
Yeah, I mean, if any... like, if anything, if you care about this a lot, like, in a personal way, you know, if you're, like, one of the people who, like, follows Ariana Grande on Twitter or whatever, and you care about her mental well-being or whatever, um, or his, uh...
Like your reaction to this should be reassuring her that it wasn't her fault.
Yeah, it's not your fault.
Because she already feels terrible without anybody's input on Twitter.
She probably already feels guilty.
The only thing that anybody should be saying to her is it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
Yeah.
One other thing, if you have Amazon Prime The Handmaiden is currently streaming.
Amazing movie.
Gorgeous.
Yeah.
Beautifully shot.
We were like mystified by these shots.
I'm probably going to mispronounce his name.
It's a Park Chan-wook film.
It's very interesting.
A weird combination of, like, heartfelt, yet sensual, uh, lesbianism in the movie.
Mixed with weird male voyeurism that sort of undercuts like every beautiful moment.
Yeah.
There's like a lot of beautiful dialogue, beautiful readings, and then it'll just like remind you that there's a guy jerking off to this right now.
Yep.
Not literally, but almost, you know?
And it's, um, there's like narrative twists in the film that are very, very interesting.
Uh, highly recommended.
If you're someone who appreciates film, uh, cinematography and all those things, costume, set design, all those things, this is one of those movies that you, that you should watch.
It should be part of the, it's part of like, it should be part of that whole diaspora.
I think for sure.
It's, it's gorgeous.
Like I, um, I look forward to watching it again.
Yeah, good stuff.
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