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Don't want people thinking five seconds ago I was just playing Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band.
I actually like that a lot.
Oh yeah, it looks good.
I mean, you know, I am a cool guy with a cool room.
You are a cool guy with a cool room.
It's understandable.
Just got like... Get a load of the cool room!
Just got like cool Simpsons stuff everywhere, you know?
Not like a nerd, like a cool guy.
I am happy that now I have huge Bart and not Apu.
Oh yeah, dude.
I mean, I did have an Apu cut out, but I destroyed it.
Look, we learn and we evolve and yes.
And like, no, he didn't actually do the voice, but I would do it every time I saw him in my room.
And so I just like, you know, to be responsible, I got rid of it.
Yeah.
See, I was gonna say the voice box was the offensive part, but... I had a Homer cutout, and when I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, I threw my cell phone through it.
Oh, no!
That's the only time I've broken a cell phone in anger, and the only time I've broken a Homer stand-up in anger, as well.
Did you say dough after you threw it?
After you read what you did?
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I like that though.
You're in it now.
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That's what you're used to doing right now.
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And it's like, even if it's nothing worth describing aloud in terms of these profile pictures, it still helps to see the face of your communities.
To know that just this totally normal person on a horse could be vitriolically racist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is weird.
You wouldn't think that somebody who likes horses wouldn't like people of color, but turns out.
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Once again, thanks.
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It's real good.
It's a banger.
The first big ol' chunk of that episode is about what, Tony?
What did we start with?
We started with Silent Sam.
Oh, yeah, the tearing down of Silent Sam.
Silent Sam!
The intro.
Confederate Bastard Son, which is the joke you'll hear if you go to the YouTube page to watch that.
Beautiful.
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Silent Sam coming down.
That son of a bitch.
Those juvenile delinquents.
It's an amazing segment, and then in your podcast feed, you might ignore the bonus clips from the Patreon that I post in the bonus feed, but that's a whole segment in there from last week.
It's a beautiful segment about the Nazi getting deported and how that's somehow bad.
Yeah, people are somehow upset that we're getting rid of war criminals.
Yeah, it's somehow bad that, um, not only did we not, like, shoot him in the face, but we also, like, it's bad that we just moved him.
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Gingerly.
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Okay, but this week's episode, we're talking about a bunch of things.
First off, I think we need to acknowledge the elephant that's in the room no longer.
No longer.
He's lying in state.
I'm sorry?
He's lying in state.
Lying in state, so he's still in A room.
He's the elephant in that one room.
John McCain, passing away.
In order to, like, show my respect, I, of course, wore my brand new, uh, Do Not Feed the Putrid Dogs of War t-shirt, uh, which you'll see on the YouTube.
Uh, I think it's sad that the reason John McCain died is because his daughter forgot to feed him.
Oh yeah.
It's going to haunt her.
Cause she was like too busy yelling about socialism on The View.
I mean, maybe it was for a good cause, but, um, yeah, no, it's a shame that John McCain's not going to be here to see like Trump, uh, nuke Iran and or North Korea.
He would have loved it.
Little did she know that had we had socialism, it would have been a problem of the state to feed him.
His blood would not have been on her hands.
But now, like I said, he didn't get to see the sweet sweet victory of the bombing of Iran, and it's all her fault.
Right, and because she was so anti-socialist, so anti-government healthcare, she was performing all of his medically necessary operations and procedures.
Maybe that contributed to his demise.
We'll never know.
But yeah, our heart goes out to What's-Her-Face.
Okay, so our first topic, we're talking about Molly Tibbetts being murdered by an undocumented immigrant.
This has been like a huge rallying cry from the top down.
Trump was like, hey, psychopaths that like me, this is what we're talking about.
This is it.
This is what we're going to be talking about until November.
See, you're not crazy.
It's actually happening.
Yeah, no, it actually happened this one time.
One time.
Of the hundreds of murders that happened that day, this one was because of those stupid liberals.
Blood on their hands.
It's awful.
Yeah.
I do love how like, you know, I just want to get this out of the way real quick before we kind of go forward.
How like kind of nakedly opportunistic this whole thing is with Molly Tibbetts.
You know, obviously they're trying to cover up all the crazy corrupt shit that's been happening with the administration.
And they're using the death of a 20 year old girl at the hands of an undocumented immigrant.
Right.
Which is, as we should say, so racist anger.
Yeah, totally.
I mean, we should say that this is a tragedy.
This fucking sucks.
She obviously didn't deserve that.
The person who killed her, terrible person, terrible human being.
Has nothing to do with his immigration status?
None.
Not a single thing.
I mean, it's such a common thing that that's what was yelled at me during our... we went to a city council meeting a while ago to speak out basically in support of immigration to sum it up and as I'm speaking someone did yell like, they're killing people!
Someone died.
I'm like, this thing that you guys are talking about, it's not happening.
Like, chill guys.
And this guy yells out, no they're killing people.
And now he has like a name.
Because before, the name was kind of like, oh well that was kind of an accident.
But now there's like a name to it.
And there's like, there's a real face to put to it.
And so instead of saying they're killing people, next time he's gonna yell out like, Molly!
Yeah, so this is like, uh, say her name for the right wing.
Yeah, exactly.
But they have two names.
Yeah, and like I said, one and a half?
It sucks because it's like... These were people who were killed?
Uh...
We're not trying to minimize any of that.
We're mostly talking about the reaction to this.
And the reaction's just been fucking awful.
The reaction's been, you know, oh, well, if they weren't in this country illegally, then they wouldn't have killed her.
Is like a weird form of philosophical determinism that reverts, that ultimately leads to just like, well, we should like ban birth because some of those people will grow up to kill other people.
Exactly.
Right.
In order to save lives, you must stop all life.
It's a weird argument.
It's a very weird argument.
And people try to say, you know, oh, they're criminals.
Illegal immigrants are criminals.
When we know for a fact that undocumented folks commit over 50% less crimes than natural born citizens.
Exactly.
Like that's documented, Phat.
All you have to type in is Undocumented Immigrant Crime and you'll find...
Three pages worth of Google results affirming that statistic.
You won't even have to type in something leading like, undocumented immigrants aren't criminal.
You know what I mean?
Like you just type in undocumented immigrants crime.
Yep.
Which is like a Breitbart column.
Right.
And you'll still get results that don't confirm the Breitbart tagline.
Just like objective stats.
Yeah.
They're just like right there.
It's just simple logic.
It's just anybody who, if you have more to lose, you're going to be more cautious with your life.
And like, if you ever had, if anybody's ever had a friend who is undocumented and like, they want to do something kind of like sketchy, like you'll, you'll see, you'll, you'll know that you've experienced that it's there.
Like anybody who has more to lose is going to be more cautious.
That's like simple human nature.
And, but we want to like, because we don't consider them humans.
We don't give them that same credit.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
I mean, that's a, you know, it's not only racism, it's like dehumanizing racism.
So, a lot of people were pointing out, if you want to rail against a sociological phenomenon when it comes to the murder of women, the thing to point to is not illegal immigration, it is Toxic masculinity.
Domestic violence.
Male violence.
Facts.
If you want to talk about FBI statistics, which I know the people on the right love to talk about, you can point to like the 90% of homicides which are committed by men.
Yeah, all the time.
All the time.
We see it time and time again.
Domestic violence ends in death far too often.
And it's like really a cultural thing.
Like, white people, black people, Mexican people, they need to take control of their culture and stop glorifying violent activities like, you know, militaristic war.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
What a concept, right?
Yeah.
So, a piece was written in Yahoo, which is really funny to me.
This piece is titled, The Molly Tibbetts Killing Is Not About Immigration, It's About Toxic Masculinity.
So this is a very clickbait headline.
Absolutely it is.
I would argue that Any killing anywhere is about more than one thing.
There are a lot of factors that led to this incident, I'm sure, but this piece attempted to lay out, you know, what we were talking about in terms of, like, if you want to look at who actually commits violent acts in this country, it's men.
It's overwhelmingly men.
Yeah, all the time.
So... Doesn't matter where those balls come from.
It's gonna be, like... They come from men, usually.
But I'm saying it doesn't matter what part of the world they come from, they're going to be overwhelmingly aggressive.
Of course, it's funny to me that this is in Yahoo, because Yahoo, as I think Liz F., front of the show, pointed out, Yahoo is like The worst comment section?
It truly is.
It's a cesspool over there.
It's really bad.
There was another comment section that we had.
I don't remember what comment section that was, but it was worse than Yahoo, but Yahoo's up there.
There's a certain demographic of person who still uses a Yahoo email address.
His name is Michael Munoz.
He's a co-host of That Awful Sound Frequently.
You can email michaelmunoz.yahoo.com.
No, but they still use the Yahoo email address.
So Yahoo is their homepage?
Yeah.
So they still go there?
Well, I just want to see the correlation between people who still have their Yahoo email addresses and people who still call Jerry Brown Governor Moonbeam.
I feel like it's one-to-one.
That's a Facebook thing, at least.
I've seen that a lot on Facebook.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, the Moonbeam name is alive and well on the Facebooks.
Okay, so, sort of some things I found from New York Times that back up this idea of toxic masculinity from the New York Times here.
Others found his behavior, the murderer's behavior, more troubling.
Miss Bestell, the acquaintance who declined a date with him, said he would not make conversation when she encountered him in person, but he would send repeated social media messages over a period of months.
Just over and over, like every week or so, he would message me again, Miss Bestell said, including as recently as June 13th at 3am.
So yeah.
If that doesn't sound like a toxic shithead from the internet... Sounds like a creep.
I don't know what does.
Yeah.
We could for sure get dick pics of him right now.
There's no way.
We're going to get dick pics from him on accident.
We're not going to want to get them.
They're just going to show up.
Maybe we won't, but I'm sure all of our female listeners will get a dick pic from him in the near future.
What if this is like an incel problem?
Uh, it sounds like it might be.
Yeah.
Because we have, after he was arrested, two of Miss Bestell's friends told her that he had also messaged them online over the years.
Uh, and previously in this same article, uh, she had talked about how he was just weird and uncomfortable and she declined a date from him, but he would stare at her.
Oh.
So.
But this, I don't know if this is like incel or this is like the opposite.
I'm thinking of like a term for it.
Maybe like a... Valso?
No, like an ag-fuck, like an aggressive fucker.
Like a rapist?
Yeah, exactly.
But like a dude who thinks they're charming with their aggressiveness, but then like once... that's the...
Like, why don't you like me, slut?
Like, that thing.
That mentality.
That sounds pretty incel.
But that's not even incel, that's just dudes.
That's just, like, shitty guys.
There's, like, so many more regular guys who are just assholes who do that, that aren't incels.
Like, there's just regular folks.
Like, the guy with the Monster Energy sticker on his car.
Just regular guys.
That guy is like, why won't you respond to my dick pic, ho?
Like you're just as selfish, whatever, you know?
It's like that's... That's the same... That's not even incel, it's just... Shitty guys.
No, that's a good point.
That's a fair point.
Let's get to comments from this YouTube article.
So, of course the article, like I said, was all about, like, you know, sort of masculine male entitlement, which, I guess we need to say it for the people in the back, doesn't apply to every man.
Just because there's a toxic masculinity problem does not mean every man is a rapist.
Okay?
Oh, but every man thinks they're being personally targeted by something like this, obviously.
That's the problem.
You need to be able to acknowledge your own problematic behaviors and be able to rise above them.
And the way you live like that is you don't shout from the rooftop like, but, but not me!
Because like you just live your life and then it's not you.
You don't have to like do that because you're probably deflecting something.
Oh yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
The protest too much.
Yeah.
If you're an aggressive, not every man guy, then you're probably need to check yourself.
Like you saying not all men is the same thing as the right wing saying yes, all immigrants.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
K.E.H.
says, Hey Miss Haglage, which is the author of this article, no means no at the border too.
If only this person did respect women as much as they respect our border.
So like, yeah, equating brown people coming across your border with rape?
That's not, like, stereotypical fascist genocidal language at all.
Raping your homeland?
Yep.
Went to cross the border of Freedom Town.
Yeah, no, you're in good company with this comment, dude.
Yeah, you're fucking... When they make themselves gross and don't even bother doing it, it's the best.
So, it needs to be pointed out, there are 2,295 likes on this one comment.
Yeah, this was one of the top three comments, at least.
That's why it's... I don't think I ever finished that thought.
That's why it's funny that this article is on Yahoo.
Because it was just, like, primed for failure.
Yeah, exactly.
But this same person though, when their advances aren't taken, they're like, we're just letting people into the border, why don't you just let me into your border?
Like, you don't care about our border, why do you care about yours?
Sure.
Respect Lady Freedom.
Lady Liberty?
Lady Luck?
I don't know.
What's America?
All those ladies.
America's a lady, right?
Yeah, America's a lady.
Yeah, I would love it if they followed through with this SJW language.
Yeah, right.
Excuse me, I didn't give you a strong emphatic yes when you tried to come into this border.
I gave you mixed signals the entire time.
Listen, just because I dangled a job in front of you doesn't mean I wanted it.
I mean, I mean, honestly, not having a border is like having a skirt that's too high.
Yeah, no, it's shameful and it's something that's bad.
Like this analogy where, yeah, sex is bad.
Okay.
This one's funny to me.
Remember Kate and Molly.
So this is a reference to Kate Steinle.
Is that how you pronounce her last name?
Who was like a rallying cry to the racist right last year because she was the one person killed by an undocumented person last year.
Accidentally, by the way.
He was acquitted.
It needs to be said.
The gentleman was acquitted.
There was almost a Kate episode.
I have so many memes saved from that time of my life where I was just seeing her face.
People still have her face as their profile pictures.
One of them was a Simpsons meme that was like Homer at work with the pictures of Maggie covering up the sign that says, don't forget you're here forever.
And then it says, do it for her.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
And it was pictures of Kate, like instead of pictures of Maggie.
Oh my God.
Total brain worms.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
I love it.
And it was genuine.
That's the best part.
Yeah, and then there was also, like, a Californian stepping on rake after rake going... I actually like that one.
I just made it up, so thank you.
That's really good.
Every time we, like, endorse tacos, we're just stepping on rakes, you know?
Right.
So, remember Kate and Molly says, I am here for the comments.
What do you think about my name?
The old switcheroo.
Gotcha.
What's the switcheroo here?
Switcheroo, you look at the comment and then you look at the name and then... Yeah, and then you look back and forth a couple more times and you're like, oh, I get it.
There you go.
It's a joke.
I'm just here for the comments, but I'm also bout it bout it.
I'm also way more down than you are.
This is like, uh...
This is like a boomer thing to acknowledge your own joking avi.
Like your own jokey handle.
It's a pretty generationally universal thing to have like a funny Twitter handle or a funny commenter handle.
But to be like, hey, my name should mean something to you, doesn't it?
There is a chance that this might be like a cheeky, cheeky minion.
Because we do often refer to things like this as a deep dive.
And uh, what's the avatar?
It's a deep dive apparatus.
It's an old school, like, brass tank head thing.
Deep dive apparatus.
if it's a if it's a minion big ups to you so this is like so funny to uh the comment section that it got 1700 upvotes 1700 upvotes for saying hey i what do you think about my name and it's just like hillary for prison maga 2020 uh kate and molly were murdered by subhumans cucks will say it's photoshopped Boy, he's like, fuckin' owned us.
Okay, so this is really interesting.
Anonymous with a... which stooge is this?
Curly?
Which is the bald one?
Was it?
Is it Moe?
I don't know.
I think Curly's the bald one.
I think it was like an ironic name.
I think it is Curly, yeah.
Not a big Three Stooges fan, folks.
It's the one that Will Sasso played in the remake.
That's actually a picture of Will Sasso of MadTV fame.
And from that 741 video in the beginning.
Anonymous says, What's next?
Molly provoked it?
So this is a wild comment to me.
I was like trying to figure out what's going on in this comment.
I'm still trying to figure out what he's trying to say really.
So the author, the article is referencing like rape culture.
Yeah.
The author is referencing the fact that, not the fact, but the likelihood that this person became enraged when Molly turned him down when he approached, there's footage of him following her in his car while she's jogging.
Approaching her, driving by again, etc.
The implication there is that she rebuffed him, he got angry, and killed her.
Yeah.
And I believe that he's said something to that effect.
He approached her and then he blacked out.
And he killed her.
So... This person is reading about the consequences of turning down a man And automatically jumping to the conclusion that the author means that she deserved it for turning him down.
Because this person is so fucked up when it comes to sexual interactions and rape culture that they think that that's the natural conclusion.
Is that if a woman turns down a man then of course he's going to attack her.
Of course he's going to become mad.
Yeah.
So she provoked it by turning him down?
No, she was a good girl and she would have been nice to him.
She could have let him down gently.
Yeah.
Could have been nice about it.
That's what's crazy about this whole thing is this conversation, this whole conversation should have nothing to do with immigration.
This conversation should be about exactly that.
It should be about catcalling.
It should be about why women don't feel safe being alone on the streets because this is their worst nightmare happening.
And this is what happens all the time, but not with the immigrants all the time.
And not with death all the time, but something bad all the time.
But the conversation is still about racism.
A better way to experience this conversation, like something that's more fun but still very important would be the new Courtney Barnett song, well the new Courtney Barnett album in general, but Nameless Faceless is a great Courtney Barnett song that addresses The fact that women have to think twice before going on a jog alone in the park.
Very good song.
Yeah, thanks Curly for proving the article's point, I guess.
Yeah, no, it is.
It's like that's where his mind went.
Was that, oh, so because you're saying that he approached her sexually, then she deserved getting killed?
Yeah.
It's really weird.
It's really weird.
Oh my god.
Okay, so this is the final comment we have from the Yahoo section.
Like you said, Matt, this is the most insidious of these comments.
It is insidious, because to me, the way I read this one, it's sort of textbook white supremacy.
It absolutely is talking about how predominantly Muslim cultures are sort of lower than Western cultures.
It's the white man's burden.
Exactly, yeah.
No, no, go ahead.
So this is a long comment.
You can go to the YouTube if you want to read the whole thing.
We're not going to read all of it, but we'll read the first paragraph here.
Stronag.
It's like...
Even that sounds a little bit like Nazi-ish.
Yeah, it's nothing backwards either.
Something that isn't said here is that toxic masculinity is a cultural matter, and it's much more likely to be seen in Latin cultures and in Muslims.
So this person took the premise of the article, agreed with it, oh, toxic masculinity is a problem, just not for us.
Yep.
Crazy.
Added a whole new racist spin to it.
Machismo itself is derived from Spanish, and many Latin countries produce disproportionate numbers of males who feel that women are second-class citizens.
And then he, of course, goes on to cite scientific studies that have been done about toxic masculinity in different cultures and how brown people are much more likely to view women.
Of course, that's not in here.
That's essentially what he's saying, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This, uh, did you know that hombre is derived from Spanish?
Ooh.
It means man.
Yeah.
Because in English, we don't have a word for being real macho.
We don't have that word at all.
What's like, what's the English word for macho?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's, you know, macho.
What is it?
Well, ironically for him, an hombre also means going from dark to light in the hair.
So that's us white people taking back the word.
Nice try with that one, hombre.
Yeah, so this goes on to say in a cogent, semi-florid style.
Controlled immigration is probably a good thing to make cultural clashes in the effects of immigrants who practice toxic masculinity much less likely to be harmful to those who don't adopt it as a normal thing.
Persons who are not able to accept Western values should stay where they are.
Yeah, the Western value of feminine equality.
Yep, you know.
You know how in the West where women reign supreme and get to call the shots and are treated fairly and equally?
What the fuck, man?
Get paid equally still to this day?
That's insane.
Like be leaders and stuff like that?
Yeah, totally.
How good would this comment have been if it went on for another two pages?
Because it cited cultural norms that attribute to toxic masculinity throughout brown things.
If they would have just done one step further and just talked about how fucked it is in Western Anglo-America, it would have been a cool comment, but instead it's like, but not here.
Not here.
Oh no, that doesn't fit his narrative.
Trust me, toxic masculinity has nothing to do with white men.
Facts.
So like, he talks about...
Muslim countries, Saudi Arabia, women being persecuted.
So, yeah, because other countries are more conservative, that means we shouldn't let people trying to escape those countries here?
Yeah.
Backwards, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't let them escape Taoist masculinity.
Jeff Sessions literally just said domestic violence isn't a reason to seek asylum in this country.
They're like, why come here?
It happens here too.
Those good-ass Western values.
And when I said it isn't... Jeff Sessions said, I mean Jeff Sessions, like, decreed.
He didn't just claim it offhand.
That's now U.S.
policy.
But I do love that little P.S.
at the bottom.
I am not a Trump fan, or even a cracked watch will be right some of the time.
Yeah, I'm not a Trump fan, but even a cracked watch will be right some of the time.
That's how you read.
Well, you guys are looking at a different screen than me.
Right.
Also, nobody who's not a Trump fan has ever had to say, now listen, I'm no Trump fan, but that doesn't happen.
Well, this dude is probably a never-Trump Republican.
Probably very sad about McCain's defiance.
I'm sure.
I love this.
Even a cracked watch will be right.
Some of the... Like, a cracked watch still works.
Like, that's not an indication of... Like, that's just the glass piece on top of the watch.
Like, that's not a mechanism.
Like, the glass isn't... Yeah, exactly.
...like, part of the function of the watch.
Maybe not on your cheap-ass watch.
Alright, so... Wait, a cracked Apple Watch is never right, because it's, like, always broken.
Okay, next comment.
Possibly the comment of the night.
Just the picture and the comment all together.
Take it away.
I'm going to try to do a dramatic reading.
I've been practicing this online.
I'm going to fuck it up, but here we go.
Well, you got to explain.
So here's Gary Bennett.
Gary Bennett has something to say, but he loves Goofy and he loves Goofy at Epcot specifically.
His profile picture is the Goofy cast member at Epcot Center extending a hand, extending a gloved hand toward the audience member as if to welcome them.
Just like a bridging of different gaps.
Yeah.
The bridging of a gap.
Sure.
We hear it from cultures.
Yeah.
But this is what he has to say, and I quote, Shut down the border and hire 5,000 more ICE agents, round up these so-called people and getting them the hell out of our country.
And scene.
You nailed it.
It really came through.
We need to secure a future for our dog children.
Yeah, right.
Oh, man.
These so-called people, are they dogs?
Are they humans?
I can't tell.
Oh, yeah, it's... Then they take something so sweet.
Like, Goofy is... The most, like... Goofy's so innocent.
Goofy has the best heart.
Yeah.
Goofy's just a fucking sweetheart.
Hold on, uh, guys.
Whoa, what are you gonna say right now?
I'm not ready for it.
Would Goofy vote for Donald Trump?
No, absolutely not.
You don't think so?
No.
Goofy would be a responsible person and vote for Gary.
Yeah, right.
And he would tell all of his friends that he's voting for Gary Johnson.
He would go out of his way, unprompted.
No, Goofy was probably with her.
I got a feeling Goofy's with her.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got a feeling Goofy's with her, and like, that's okay.
I feel like, you know, I feel like, yeah, I mean, okay, yeah, like, there's, you know... Or he just, like, didn't vote.
He's like, nope, I just can't do it.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna vote!
Goofy was like, uh... Reason I'm voting for Jill Stahn is because I used to be a human child until I got a vaccine!
And don't get me started on what the Wi-Fi did to my teeth!
I met Jill Stein at Lilith Fair in 1997!
Do these teeth are perfect before Wi-Fi?
Oh Jesus Christ.
But I, you know, I think, you know... What the fuck do you think genetically modified organisms are?
Have you seen me?
Every day I pray for death!
Monsanto used to keep me in a cage.
At least they let me perform now.
Every time I unsheathe my penis, it hurts.
And when I drop my seed, Monsanto claims it.
I'm not allowed to cross-pollinate.
A farmer got sued over it.
I ruined so many lives.
Okay, so Bill, this post I found from Bill Fowdle says, liberals, use your own, quote, logic.
And I like that logic is in quotes because it indicates that liberals like don't actually practice logic and facts.
This is like, you know, what they think is logic.
Meme.
Top text.
Liberals say, quote, if confiscating all guns saves just one life, it will be worth it.
End quote.
And the meme itself is like a picture of Molly Tibbetts on the right and her alleged killer on the left.
And underneath, bottom text says, well then if deporting all illegal aliens saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
I feel owned here.
I feel totally owned because that's something that I say.
If confiscating all guns will save just one life, then it's worth it.
I'm all about confiscating all guns.
What's that?
I'm all about confiscating guns.
That's been my passion.
It's every, you know, left-leaning person's passion.
We meet about it all the time.
Sure.
We love taking guns.
Everyone listening to this podcast now, you have a gun, I'm gonna take it.
Yeah, well, and it would be, like, hard because I'm so scared of guns.
Right.
Like, I wouldn't want to handle the gun myself, so I would get, like, a big strong troop to do it for me, to, like, take the actual gun, which would work out because, like, troops would, like, totally respect me as an intellectual elitist liberal you know uh and that's my plan for confiscating all guns dang you're brave i was just gonna like put like a box and write on a sharpie on the side of it like gun drop off yeah just put it next yeah
patriots must leave guns in this box oh my god that would work that would fucking work Page is like a backwards S. Guns for the troops?
Can we do that?
Can we do guns for the troops?
Like, donate your gun and we'll give it to the troops?
Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, cool, cool, cool.
Gun drive.
So, like, what is this meme saying?
Is it genuinely saying they want to deport all illegal aliens?
I think so.
Because I think that's what it's saying.
Yeah.
You know what I'm reading here is it's saying that a gun is more valuable than an immigrant.
Right.
A gun is more valuable than actual human life.
We had a day without an immigrant and all we got, the worst thing to happen was a bad movie.
And some overgrown lawns.
Imagine a day without guns.
No.
So what you're saying is accurate, but I just want to puzzle this out a little bit.
So they're acknowledging the liberal argument that confiscating all guns would save at least one life.
Like, that's accurate.
I'm not in favor of gun confiscation, like we've talked about on this show.
But it ostensibly would save at least one life, if you confiscated all guns, it would save at least one life, at the very least.
True.
Well then if deporting all illegal aliens saves just one life, wouldn't that, so...
They believe in this second premise based on the logic of the first premise so that's weird in and of itself because they're acknowledging like the truth of the first half but second of all they're equating the first amendment or the sorry the second amendment oh boy how did i mix that up uh they're equating the second amendment with the right to just like live live to exist yeah yeah
Normal, you know, regular, like, not totally insane thinking.
But their mentality is, you know, it's like, Pixar didn't happen.
It's like, speak English as a first language or you're not a human.
Or you didn't.
It's the same thing.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'm not going to.
It's just, I don't know.
Yeah.
English or you didn't happen.
Yeah, I mean, maybe they're onto something here.
Maybe they're acknowledging that, um... Maybe they're acknowledging that undocumented people should own guns.
Yeah, right?
See, that's what they're kinda saying here.
Undocumented people should own guns...
I'm okay with that.
In case the federal government decides to come and take him.
Yep, come and take him by force.
Which is what's happening.
One real quick thing about that picture.
The mugshot is a mugshot of him.
In case you're curious at all about the current state of the American prison system.
Which, by the way, one of the biggest protests is still currently happening right now.
Right, the prison strike.
Prison strike right now.
Support our prisoners.
Do we have any information on how to support them?
They're just saying do writing campaigns.
Call your local prisons.
Flood them with calls.
Writing campaigns.
Just talk about it.
He's wearing literal stripes.
Like, that's how we treat humans.
He's wearing literal stripes from a cartoon.
Right, and you can't see his ankle, but I'm sure there's a ball and chain shackled to it.
It's so obviously prison.
It doesn't even seem real, but it's still what's happening.
Hang on, sorry, I'm just trying to figure out what we can plug to... I believe Chopo Trap House just posted something in their...
Yeah, incarceratedworkers.org slash get hyphen involved.
So that's one place you can go to support the national prison strike.
Okay, let's get to comments from this terrible meme.
Mateos E. Cuff replies to this comment about the horrible epidemic of two women being killed.
Like, I don't want to minimize these women's deaths because they're terrible, but...
Like, so much fucking ink has been spilled over the deaths of two women.
Absolutely.
Because it fulfills their prophecy of immigrants run amok.
Well, it doesn't fulfill it, but, you know, they're trying to make it happen.
And Mateos E. Cuff replies with a screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for the 2017 Las Vegas shooting.
Which, uh, was of course committed by a white person, a citizen of this country.
And, you know, that's one way to do it.
I guess, you know, you could reference, like, all of the mass shootings as well.
Yeah.
And then Bill Fottle's comment at the bottom right here.
OP's Reply says, uh, hopefully you posted that because the story was absolutely fabricated.
This is a great, I've mentioned this before, but this is a great crossing of the streams of conservative conspiracy theories.
Which if you've seen Ghostbusters, you know you're not supposed to do.
Right, you're not supposed to do that.
Unless you have to.
I didn't include all the comments because we're heavy on comments today.
But yeah, no, this is somebody referencing an actual mass murder committed by a white person.
Well documented.
And Bill saying, no, that one's fake.
you That one is fake.
To put this in context, so like we said, over the past two years, there's been two people that we know of that have been murdered by undocumented immigrants, okay?
There's a lot of people in America.
There's a lot of people in the world, but a lot of people in America.
I would be pretty confident in saying that the vast majority of the people that are going to hear this right now have no connection to those two people.
However, Las Vegas is so real, it's so real that a friend of mine died in that from Redlands, Hannah Ehlers.
She died there.
A lot of people died there.
It was crazy.
It was a lot of people.
It was a very real, tangible thing.
It's happening all the time.
There was another shooting today.
That couldn't have been by a white guy, right?
Oh, no, no.
White guy.
White guy.
I know you didn't think so because of a Madden convention.
Rappers talk about Madden a lot.
But White Guy, just to put it in, this is so real.
And it happens so often that a lot of people here, a lot of people that are going to hear this, have been affected directly by a mass shooting.
All of us in this room, we're from the San Bernardino area.
We know that.
That's an infamous shooting.
It happens all the time.
And it's crazy.
Sorry.
Yeah, no, but like they're just trying to ignore that.
They're trying to, like, make this thing real, this fluke.
And all this, like, once again, I'm not trying to take away the tragedies of these women losing their lives.
Yeah, not at all.
But they do happen to be white women, white American women.
What about the thousands of black women, the thousands of trans women that are subjected to violence on a daily basis that these motherfuckers could not give one shit about?
The people that are dying at the highest rate from what seems to be like hate crimes are trans black women.
And that's climbing.
It's happening all the time.
It's happening all the time.
Across America, especially throughout the South.
What about the women of color?
Making the fucking horrific journey to America for a better life that are subjected to rape and death.
And literal ICE agents and border patrol destroying sources of water that would help them live.
Survive.
Yeah, but that doesn't fit into Bill Foddle's little narrative.
Do you think Bill Foddle really cares about, like, a black trans woman?
No, absolutely not.
No, Bill Foddle only cares about her in the sense that this show is based around this whole minion death cult theme.
In the sense that she's gotta go.
Yeah, and it's crazy because, like, you know, we've unfortunately covered a lot of, like, shootings on this show.
So many, and we haven't even been around that long.
No, and around every shooting there is a plethora of conspiracy theories.
Such as this Vegas comment right here.
The response, Bill Foddle's response to this Vegas comment.
Oh, that one's fake, didn't you know?
That one that was committed by a white guy, that's fake.
Every mass shooting, just by virtue of it being a mass shooting done by a white guy, is fake.
And...
Around these killings, I literally, you know, I look at a lot of posts for this show just in my free time because I'm a sick individual who apparently, like, wants to die and so I look at a lot of this negative shit and I saw two comments about this being a conspiracy, one of which was definitely ironic.
Out of like the 200 comments, 400 comments that I looked at for this, I saw one genuine conspiracy theory for this.
And people are so dismissive of things like Vegas.
You know, a little Stevo's time for you guys.
Stevo.
Stevo, your coworker.
Stevo, my coworker.
Yeah.
So I work in a bike shop, a bicycle shop.
In a bicycle shop, one of the things we do every day is change tubes and tires.
Every day.
The thing that happens all the time is a spoke will be exposed and we'll be filling up a tire and it will pop.
A very loud pop.
You get used to it because you've worked in a bike shop for, in his case, I think 11 years.
And I'm pumping up a tire and it pops.
And he goes, and I quote, Oh fuck shit, which is totally unnecessary.
Oh fuck shit.
I thought it was Vegas.
This person so casually made a joke about a tire pop and comparing it to a slaughter.
Comparing it to that, real casually, oh fuck shit, I thought it was Vegas.
And I was just like, nope, nothing like Vegas dude, no one's dying here.
Yeah.
No one's dying right now, it's a loud noise, get over it.
This is the same person who so casually mentions that, got offended when I was like, I don't like pug people.
And he goes, you shouldn't generalize like that man.
Oh my god, that's where he draws the line, pug people.
He goes, you shouldn't generalize like that man, you'd like my daughter.
The same person who got upset about me not liking pug people, which you guys know what I mean by pug people.
Oh, totally.
You guys know what I mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, casually just like was real dismissive about a mass murder.
So was, uh, see, I, I don't know Steve-O.
I've never met Steve-O.
I get the impression that he's dumb.
It's funny, it's like... You don't have to say anything.
I'm like so ready to say everything else on record, but I don't want to say that out loud.
Yeah, you don't have to say anything.
I'm just asking, is it... Is it that he was being edgy, or is it that he was being something else?
No, he was just being clueless.
Maybe edgy.
Maybe edgy.
But... Because like Vegas is like... 500 rounds were fired in Vegas?
Yeah.
Wasn't one tire pop?
It was one tire pop, yeah.
It's just an interesting joke to make.
It's so crazy.
Like I said, if you work in a bike shop, you're used to that.
Now to anybody else, it might be startling.
It is startling because it happens out of nowhere.
But like if you work in a bike shop, you know exactly what it is right away.
Like if there were to be a shooting in a bike shop, it would take a second for people to realize, for the workers to realize what's happening.
Like not, you know, but for him to just be like, Make it.
Oh, and him to be the one to freak out.
The customers were fine.
He didn't care.
But him to be like, oh fuck shit, and he cusses terribly just like that.
It's my favorite thing.
But yeah, that's where we're at with things like shootings.
Fuck shit is hyphenated, right?
Yep.
Oh, fuck shit!
We literally respect obnoxious pug owners.
Yeah, totally.
Over like victims of mass shootings.
Yeah, well that's like, you know, that's a protected class of people.
Yeah.
Uh, Ian Egan says, First off, I'm sorry, but liberals are batshit crazy!
The satanic elites who are usher in their new world order want us to hand our guns over.
This way it makes their job easier when fully taking over.
I can't stand liberals equally as much as I can't stand starnch Republican conserciv- Conservatives.
Conservatives.
Neither of those parties give one ounce of wanting to help any of us!
They all play for the same team with the same exact agenda!
Kinda true.
It's just stupid-ass ignorant Americans that can't see that!
Wake up, peeps!
I'm sorry, but peeps never waking up.
Nope, nope, peeps are never waking up.
Nope, Mimi's forever.
Alright, peep.
That's why I'm a proud independent!
Fuck both sides of that Luciferian cabal called Congress and the House!
I love how he thinks independents don't work in Congress.
Two middle fingers at both parties and a loud and proud SUCK.
MY.
DICK.
PEACE.
IN.
OUT.
He did it.
He did the thing.
The two party system has been abolished.
Congress has been destroyed.
Ian Egan with his Facebook comment did that shit.
The middle finger is the uh the what do you call it the emblem for the centrist because it's the middle finger yeah right saying fuck you to both parties like like oh that's also satanic right there yeah yeah the satanic parties is the devil horns the evil eye and the fuck you is in the middle Yep.
I can picture Ian just flipping off the camera biting his lip.
It's such a good pose.
Yeah, it really is.
You can tell when it's being done ironically, which I'm sure I've done for sure ironically.
You're sure you've done it.
Honestly, maybe people that swipe right on men flipping off the camera, maybe they do have it coming.
Wait, what?
Wait, hold on.
I'm not saying murder.
I'm just saying you're obviously into shitty people.
Oh, okay.
Bad date.
Bad date.
Bad date coming.
That's it.
Much like Lost Ark.
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Bad date.
Bad date, yeah.
If he's flipping off the camera, don't swipe right.
Finally, before we get into our last segment, Fox News published an amazing article that I just happened upon in accident right before recording this show.
The headline for this Fox News article says, Mollie Tibbetts quarterback brother rolls up touchdowns days after sister's body was found.
Thank God.
Finally, a happy ending.
You sure you didn't find this off of some, like, Nihilist poetry like forward like fuck dude Like the way it's phrased rolls up touchdowns.
Yeah, what is that a commonly used phrase up those touchdowns, baby?
You know, I don't know I like never even heard that but I but you know what it means Yeah, you know exactly what it means like rolls up two touchdowns just after a citrus body was found This is what happens when you don't kneel.
This is what happens when you stand for the anthem.
Molly Tibbetts' brother refused to kneel and scored touchdowns for her and America.
So her death is not done in vain.
We stood for her.
We scored touchdowns for her.
What did you say, Tony, before?
You had a good thing you said.
Oh, I think, I don't remember.
Damn it.
It was just about being in vain, right?
There's something about America.
Scoring touchdowns for America.
Oh yeah, totally.
A touchdown, like... Scoring a touchdown is like the most American thing you can do, right?
What is the point of this article?
To make us feel good.
Like, her death's not in vain.
They have to win the championship.
I hope they're making a reality TV show after this right now.
I'm gonna watch... MTV, True Life, my sister was murdered and I won the championship.
Yeah.
We did this for Molly!
That thought did cross my mind, though, when I read this headline.
They're putting all the pieces together to make a really insane episode like Friday Night Lights.
Which, by the way, fantastic series.
If you need to binge a show, watch Friday Night Lights.
It's a great series.
Oh, I've never seen it.
Oh, it's real good.
Yeah, it's real good.
Yeah, I think they're connecting it with football, like giving their readers a reason to care about football again, you know?
And like, this is what a real football player does.
If it's supposed to be uplifting though, it probably shouldn't include the phrase, sister's body, in the headline.
Right?
Like maybe passing of, death of, after her death.
This is fucking weird, dude.
There's so many moving parts to this one, so many elements.
Well, the original, uh... Headline?
Yeah, maybe don't say it.
Hold on.
I think I can make this happen.
I can't make it happen?
Alright.
It was a little Giants joke.
It was a little Giants joke.
Did it involve the icebox?
Yeah, no.
Okay, cool.
Uh, okay.
Let's move on to the final segment of this.
Can I pee real quick?
Yeah.
Cool.
It's a nice little segue, by the way.
- Yeah, I couldn't make that happen.
There's no way. - Yeah, so we're already at an hour 15, so we're just gonna cut the Harley Davidson.
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay, so, uh, the final segment of this episode, uh, kind of segues nicely, uh, because it's Milo Yiannopoulos also being a total piece of shit around Molly Tibbetts.
Oh, no.
Surprise, surprise, huh?
Milo Yiannopoulos, go ahead.
It's just so wild, like, the scum of the earth has this time to, like, reign his point in.
Yeah.
And it just decides to be even worse.
Yeah, no, he should be, like, too busy fighting off sewer rats for, like, breadcrumbs, you know, to post shit like this.
Milo Yiannopoulos yesterday, whose title on Facebook is Facebook creator.
The creator of Facebook.
There he is!
That's why when anybody gets banned, they always say, Oh, you got, you got policed.
You got the old, you nap, you nap, you're gone.
Milo says in all caps, very weird.
Enjoy hell, Molly!
Exclamation point.
Great.
Fuck, dude.
And, like, to explain why Molly should enjoy hell, he's posted screen grabs of tweets that she did, like, stuff that she retweeted on Twitter, such as a photo of Donald Trump in a, like, CGI cowboy hat, or like a, you know, a photoshopped cowboy hat, and the caption says,
What in poor choice of administration, national humiliation, and absolutely zero qualification to run a nation?
So that's like a joke like what in tarnation with him with Trump like comically wearing a cowboy hat and because Molly retweeted this like wholesome like intentionally corny joke like Milo is happy for her death and wants her to burn in hell
I think it's more about, uh, not about how she's slandering Donald Trump, but, um, slandering Foghorn Leghorn, who we all know is a, a proud Trump supporter.
Okay.
Yeah.
See, that's, that's a cartoon character.
We've talked about this earlier.
This is a cartoon character that would have definitely, definitely voted for Trump.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, no question.
And it's like, it's not because Foghorn Leghorn is a, like, podunk rube.
It's because Foghorn Leghorn is, of course, like the owner of several Cadillac dealerships.
Exactly, yeah.
Because he's a true capitalist.
Yeah, he's like a quote, small business owner that makes like $500,000 a year.
Exactly, yeah.
Like pays people below minimum wage, under the table, you know, the whole thing.
I say, I say, I say, we gonna take America back.
I say, I say, I say, boomers rise up now!
I think he actually said that.
You can probably find the audio and plug that in.
What's crazy, while I was reading about the Molly Tibbetts murder, I was reading about the guy who killed her, and he was an immigrant worker, he was a laborer in Iowa, and they were describing his work hours in this article.
Seven days a week, twelve hour days.
Holy shit.
To work on a farm in Iowa.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine that being your life and that being the better of possible worlds for you?
Did they say how much he was getting paid?
No.
It's probably brutal.
That's illegal, right?
To work seven days a week, 12 hours?
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, there's definitely something to be said about how businesses in this country exploit immigrant workers.
I mean, that's a whole thing.
You tell me how to legally employ an illegal.
No, my old boss, SurfPro, you know, SurfPort Redlands, North Yukipa, no, North Redlands, Yukipa, this dude had in his office a fake American Express car that said, Make America Great Again.
Pinned onto his wall with his name on it.
He would regularly call staff agencies.
They were nothing but just a family.
People would bust their asses and I would write those checks and I would know damn well that that check does not cover the man hours that went into that.
And it's so gross, but he's still running with it, doing his MAGA thing, voting for Trump, talking about walls, but benefiting off it 24-7.
That's a lot of the contracting.
I don't know if I've ever mentioned it on this show, but my ex-girlfriend worked for a small business owner who employed many undocumented workers.
And on election day, the day after election day, walked into the place of business chanting, Build that wall!
Build that wall!
That's psychotic.
Insane.
Yeah, just totally psychotic.
But by the way, I do want to say I fully endorse the employment of immigrants.
Sure.
I want to put that out there.
But how does your brain not fold in on itself?
Right?
How does your brain not turn into that house from the episode of the Simpsons that decides it would rather kill itself than house the Simpsons?
It's funny because even the capitalists in them can't see that.
Even the capitalists can't see how they are ruining their return on investment.
They are not being smart.
You should try to point that out to them.
Like, immigrants are cheap labor!
And you should keep exploiting them!
I'm like, hey, you know if they can't come over here, you can't pay them less than they deserve, right?
That would be like a really good argument for immigrants.
Be like, we need cheap labor!
We need these, like, less-than-human people to do all our dirty work, right?
Let us continue to exploit these people!
I love that liberal argument.
God.
Okay, yeah.
So, enjoy hell, Molly, Milo Yiannopoulos says, for the crime of, like, putting a cartoon cowboy hat on Trump.
Yeah.
Lightly criticizing the president.
Retweeting a tweet that did that?
Amazing.
Amazing, and it's all caps too, which is like a very weird thing for Milo, whose whole character is like aloof and above it all and never mad.
This one's real aggressive.
Yeah, we'll get into aggressive Milo.
One of the comments, Ronald Schwanz says, This is troubling, Milo.
Please tell me you were drinking or something when you made this post.
This is really low.
So this is like one of the number one reactions to this post?
Like a lot of people were like, I can't believe you, this advocate for pedophilia, would ever sink this low.
Yeah.
They're like, yeah, I might, like, might be okay with, you know, man-boy love, but, like, I'm not okay with killing white women.
Like, that's not cool.
That's a really good point.
You gotta draw a line.
That's a really good point because I was gonna bring up next, like, how could you expect an ounce of civility from the dude who set His tens of thousands of Twitter followers on a black actress for daring to be in Ghostbusters.
Exactly.
Speaking of Ghostbusters, but once again, that was a black woman.
Yeah.
We got this right here as a Bridget G. Farr.
Yeah, seriously.
Yeah.
Ronald has had enough.
Those were good jeans that went to waste!
God.
Yeah, no, I love this reaction though.
Milo, are you okay?
Hey, like, do you need to talk?
Imagine being genuinely concerned about Mila Yiannopoulos.
I can't.
Like, at any point, like, imagine just, like, just thinking for a moment, like, having any kind of iota for concern about, like, that piece of shit.
I mean, I guess I would, like, take his, uh, what do you call it?
Like, his state of being into consideration, but only in the sense that I want to, like, revel in the misfortune of it.
You know what I mean?
Like I am concerned with his well-being and that I want him to suffer.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Totally.
I want to see comments that are like, like Milo, are you drunk right now?
Did you consult your black partner before you posted this?
Maybe you should get your point of view from your black partner.
This sounds really problematic.
Is that them, like, acknowledging Milo's not racist?
This is not racist?
Yeah.
There's no way this is racist.
You're a logical sound person.
You date black people.
Sure.
You totally objectify your husband all the time.
You can't be racist.
And then, to respond to all the comments that were like, First of all, Milo, what the fuck?
Second of all, are you okay?
You good, bro?
Milo says, you are being wallflowers and pussies.
Which is weird.
Wallflowers.
Like, there's a little dance called... What do you call it?
White nationalism.
That we're all invited to, and y'all are just too scared.
You're just staying up against the wall.
Well, do you remember that book, though?
The Perks of Being a Pussy?
Yeah.
You are being wallflowers and pussies.
When is it going to be okay to start talking about SIN?
And sin is all capitalized.
Dude has devolved into straight, like, religious boomer.
About how demented and evil it is wishing harm on quote white people or saying you want to quote kill all men or wreaking havoc on your neighbors with insane open borders our ideology or I don't know murdering your baby So, I just want to say there's another Milo Yiannopoulos comment, a wild comment that went viral.
This one I don't think has gone viral yet.
Not quite.
This is weirder.
It's bizarre.
This is a very interesting comment.
If your problem with Molly is that she advocated for killing all white men, why didn't you post those supposed comments in this?
Like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
That's way more powerful than this, like, dunce cap, like, Trump joke.
The left is deeply wicked, and more we start speaking plainly about it, the better we can stop them.
A joke or two in poor taste is the least we should be indulging in.
So it's like a joke when he said, when he said in all caps, burn in hell or enjoy hell.
Which funny is like a LOL would have changed the whole thing.
That's how you joke as you say LOL.
And also you don't put all caps.
No, you seem mad if you put all caps.
Like you can't actually say I'm not mad.
I'm laughing actually.
If you put it in all caps and you don't LOL at the end.
It is funny how, like, he really should embrace emojis.
He can communicate on different levels that way.
What's crazy is, like, your whole schtick is being, like, a gay Republican.
Like, your whole schtick is being, like, the gay, uh... What do you call it?
Um... Sexually open...
conservative like that's your whole thing and now for that yeah and now you're turning to sin you're turning to sin as an indictment of the left i don't think it's gonna work out for you buddy yeah the people who are on like the sin the sin train like they're they don't like you Like you were on Joe Rogan advocating for your own molestation when you were 15.
Yeah.
And the sort of like practice of molesting young boys and how it's good.
No, it's cool.
And now you're complaining about sin.
The Democrats and the progressive left are wrong, and they are evil, and they are lucky that all we do is laugh at them.
I'm shaking in my boots.
Yeah, so this is Minions Law.
What do you think they should be doing, Milo?
What do you think?
I think it's time for a civil war!
Yep.
Yeah.
1.9 thousand reacts.
That's a weird thing to say, by the way.
I've never heard that before.
in a way but she was young and still in school her head never had a chance to fall out of her butt yet so this whole argument that that's a weird thing to say by the way yeah i've never heard that especially about a dead person well she's had her head up her ass and so when you become enlightened it falls it descends It's a beautiful moment.
When you mature, your head descends from your asshole.
We should say that the whole point of her... I think we get into it in another comment.
No, we don't.
Okay.
The whole point of posting those anti-Trump Like, tweets in conjunction with laughing at her death is the idea that Donald Trump would have protected her from the undocumented immigrant who killed her if only she had supported him?
So okay, so sort of putting her own death, her own murder on her for not supporting Donald Trump and his policies.
Which is weird.
So it's weird for two reasons.
It's weird for the first reason because he didn't like explain that at all.
He just said burn in hell Molly for not liking Trump.
You know what I mean?
Like that's what it seems like.
But what they're trying to say, because this is a conservative meme, is that how ironic.
Mollie was a liberal and liberals love murderous, undocumented immigrants.
And if only she would have been a Republican, then she could have known the truth from the beginning and never jogged outside late at night or something, you know?
Republicans never leave their homes.
Documented fact.
But it's true though, the only way that Trump can run into the school to save your life is if you don't kick him off the campus.
Right.
The day we stopped allowing Trump in schools is the day that we started getting school shootings.
Exactly.
Yeah.
There were some really aggressive comments that I didn't include in this episode.
We all kind of collectively agreed that they were too bad for this comment.
People are literally like, "Ironic how she hated Trump, the one man who was trying to save her from this.
I wonder if she could speak now, would she apologize to him?" Like crazy.
Just like total brain worm logic.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
If there's anybody out there that has like a yacht body and that I don't mean a body fit to be presented on a yacht.
I mean a person that you murdered on a yacht that you disposed of that was probably a woman.
Trump has a couple yacht bodies like for sure.
Like there's been I'm sure he's gone.
Could you imagine if Trump was in his The thing about being as wealthy as Trump was is you don't need a yacht to dispose of a body when you have access to a whole island.
And you can get Jerry Epstein to dispose of it for you.
Um, no, yeah, it's a weird, like, violence-obsessed, Trump-obsessed mind that imagines a dying woman apologizing to Trump for dying.
You know?
It's really sort of like a sick fantasy.
So that's what's going on here.
That's, I believe, what Milo was saying.
Michelle Bingham, yeah, continues her comment.
Oh, this was your comment, huh, Matt?
It was, yeah.
Sorry.
No, it's cool.
I just love the term liberal indoctrination centers.
Oh, this was your comment, huh, Matt?
It was, yeah.
Sorry.
No, it's cool.
I just love the term liberal indoctrination centers.
It sounds really sexy.
*laughs* Yeah, I'd go to that, maybe.
Right.
I don't know.
It's just it's just to me, it seems like she's blaming Molly for going to college and learning at a college.
Yeah.
You know, for for her death, you know, and which is like insane to me.
And this last line right here, like I still say that sometimes you still you have to protect those that are too stupid to protect themselves.
It's crazy.
Calling Molly too stupid to protect herself.
A murder victim.
Piece of shit.
That and she already paid the ultimate price for liberal stupidity.
Crazy.
So, man, such an evil comment.
Such an evil comment.
Who the fuck is in control of the border policy right now?
What is the line of thought here?
If only you had clapped your hands harder for Donald Trump, he would have had the strength of will to kill all immigrants.
Well, I mean, like, I don't go anywhere without my I Voted sticker.
My I Voted sticker is what I call my Glock.
I call it my I Voted sticker.
And as long as I have that, I know that I'm not being a liberal snowflake and no one's ever going to harm me.
And like you said, I think you alluded to it earlier, like, what's the idea here that conservatives never get killed?
They don't die.
Yeah, they don't die.
You know what I mean?
That's why McCain was like painted as a non-conservative later on because he almost got killed.
Now he's definitely like a flaming liberal.
Right.
It's the same thing.
It's like they don't want to, yeah, but that's not true.
I don't know.
It's just, I keep going back to the same thing, but it's brain worms.
It really is.
Yeah.
Imagine being so far into this whole hyper-conservative culture that you find out that a murder victim that you're supposed to be rallying around, that you're supposed to exploit for your own personal and political gain, ended up not being the biggest fan of Donald Trump, and now you're saying that she's deserving it, essentially.
She deserved what she got.
Good people.
Great people.
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You got one more thing?
Just real quick, when we do Remember O'Malley, don't remember O'Malley as a victim of You know, bad immigration policy.
Remember Molly as a victim, like so many women out there, of just basically being a woman in America, being a woman in the world.
Absolutely.
And also remember Molly for ostensibly supporting human rights.
Exactly.
Yep.
Yeah.
And the fact that her family loves her so much that despite her murder still has faith in like the ideals that she believed in.
Yeah.
So yeah, remember Molly in a positive light.
Don't let any of this negative shit... Don't attach it to that.
