Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult UNC students just dont care about history and tear down another confederate statue. The US just doesn't care about old age and deports a 95 year-old Nazi. Millennials just dont care about boobs, and another Hooters closes. We're documenting it.
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| Next topic. | |
| Nice segue here. | |
| Speaking of. | |
| From a Nazi boy to Nazi old-ass man getting deported. | |
| To actual Nazi old-ass man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's great. | |
| Not much to say about this. | |
| It's just cool and good. | |
| And I mean, you know, probably should have gotten Something a lot smaller and more lead-filled than deportation. | |
| Yes, really simple and concise, something like that. | |
| Costs a lot less, too. | |
| Sure. | |
| But, um, no, it's good. | |
| It's good that they, like, humiliated him like this in public. | |
| Jawick Palij, 95, suspected of war crimes in Poland, expelled as German minister, says there is no cutoff point to justice. | |
| Former Nazi guard deported from U.S. to Germany. | |
| This dude was a guard at a concentration camp. | |
| Not even like a soldier in the war. | |
| Not even like just fighting, quote, for his life on a battlefield. | |
| Dude was just like literally preventing like starving people from escaping and keeping them there until they died. | |
| One of like the notoriously worst people that we, you know, we, I think we grew up hating like the, like the, like the guards more than everybody because that's who we knew more about. | |
| Cause when we read the books, that's who they talked about more, you know, There's something about, like, imprisoning people unjustly and refusing to let them leave and, uh, refusing to let them live that's just bad, I would think. | |
| Universally, yeah. | |
| You would hope. | |
| So, um... Yeah. | |
| Actual Nazi. | |
| Actual, like, war criminal. | |
| Just getting deported, not getting executed, not getting beaten up, not getting punched. | |
| The picture here is so funny because he's fucking 95 and they're just deporting him in a stretcher. | |
| It's so funny because he was in a home and they're transporting him and moving him but they're being so extra about it. | |
| I've moved elderly people from bed to bed and transported them and stuff. | |
| And I love how extra they're being about. | |
| They're like really doing the full nine to really like, uh, show how fucking lame he is. | |
| The most literal sense lame. | |
| Like his body doesn't work anymore. | |
| Right. | |
| I love it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's wearing, they should have taken off his hat. | |
| They shouldn't let him wear the hat. | |
| That hat, you can only wear that hat if you're a 95-year-old man. | |
| Like, that's the Polish hat, right? | |
| Yeah, totally, yeah. | |
| The forward kengel? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's a Polish hat. | |
| That's also kind of like a Jewish hat, too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, definitely shouldn't be allowed to wear that hat. | |
| I want to see as many liver spots. | |
| Like, I want to see every liver spot this guy has to offer. | |
| I want to know, like, how close he is to death. | |
| You know? | |
| I want to be able to, like, make constellations out of these things. | |
| I really wish there was a moment where they dropped him and someone just goes, whoops! | |
| Uh oh! | |
| That would have been great. | |
| Yeah, so Nazi camp guard getting deported from the US to Germany. | |
| Surely there could only be positive responses to this. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Oh yeah, totally. | |
| Everyone gets it. | |
| Oh wow, I did not read his name first. | |
| I should have probably planned for this. | |
| Klinare? | |
| Klinare. | |
| Klinare, Carter, Redmond. | |
| He's got some points here. | |
| So he's like, he's like responding to the people. | |
| He's responding to the general take about it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Should we get into a different take before this one? | |
| No, we can just talk about it. | |
| I guess people were just, people had their opinions. | |
| People were saying like, he's an old man, like let him go. | |
| You know, like, like, uh, or things like, um, you know, the Holocaust was so long ago. | |
| You know, they're kind of being dismissive of it. | |
| It's just history, who cares? | |
| And I think he's wanting to enforce the importance of what's going on here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know? | |
| Put it into perspective. | |
| Everyone should visit the Holocaust Museum. | |
| I think that's true. | |
| I think everyone should. | |
| It's a good reminder of what humanity is capable of. | |
| I think it's a little insensitive considering that our 95 year old Nazi will no longer be able to visit the Holocaust Museum. | |
| That's true. | |
| Well, I think he went back to Germany so he can check out some other ones. | |
| Then it's just a homecoming for him, so he doesn't care. | |
| The man is an illegal immigrant and a war criminal. | |
| Yeah, he's bad because he's an illegal immigrant. | |
| That's why we don't like him. | |
| That's exactly what's bad about it. | |
| If you can't sympathize with a five-year-old kid locked up in Arizona cage away from his parents. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like if you can't sympathize with that, like why are you sympathizing with old man? | |
| Sure. | |
| Or the fact Bill Cosby is being sent to prison. | |
| Okay. | |
| So if you can't sympathize with a five-year-old locked in Arizona cage away from his parents or the fact that Bill Cosby is being sent to prison, Then no way you can sympathize with this monster! | |
| If you can't sympathize with the most sympathetic people in modern society, like a five-year-old locked away from his parents or an 85-year-old multiple rapist. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What a crazy... This would have been such a great comment. | |
| Well, not even a great comment. | |
| It would have been an effective comment. | |
| Sure. | |
| If he did not bring Bill Cosby into it? | |
| Is he talking about old men going to jail? | |
| No, he's talking about like the, I mean to get real here, he's talking about like the white conspiracy against Bill Cosby. | |
| Like that's what he's talking about. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay, alright. | |
| Because I've seen that. | |
| I saw that a lot when Bill Cosby was, you know, going through the trial and everything. | |
| Man, like, I blame white people for like a lot of things. | |
| Sure, and rightfully so. | |
| You know, AIDS, crack, everything. | |
| But Bill Cosby... The Wahlbergs. | |
| Yeah, but Bill Cosby... I mean, thanks for the help. | |
| But he had to go. | |
| He had to go. | |
| Yeah, he's not the one to like... I mean, A, he was a fucking pull-up-your-pants activist. | |
| He sucked. | |
| Yeah, he wasn't good. | |
| He was like the one that conservatives liked. | |
| Yeah, he sucked for a long time. | |
| He has not been cool since like the early 90s. | |
| Yeah, it's such a crazy comment. | |
| It's an amazing take. | |
| Thank you, Clinare. | |
| That's the take of the night. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you can't sympathize with a five-year-old child ripped away from his mother or a man who got away with rape for 30, 40 years... | |
| Yeah, I like the outcome of this is somebody saying, somebody who was like, you know, uh, fuck this guy, take this guy away. | |
| And then he's like, but what about Bill Cosby? | |
| He's like, oh, you know what? | |
| You're right. | |
| Like, maybe this guy's kind of like Bill Cosby. | |
| Maybe we should let it slide. | |
| Like someone's going to find sympathy with Bill fucking Cosby. | |
| Like conservatives legit think Bill Cosby was innocent because they hate the Me Too movement. | |
| Yeah, it's crazy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, uh, we also have this take from, again, just the names. | |
| I don't know where we find these fucking names. | |
| It's a lot of names. | |
| Gladys Elizabeth Carino Ureta. | |
| This is awful! | |
| What kind of human beings are those who punish such a frail old person no matter what they've done? | |
| Yeah! | |
| Can you imagine somebody punishing frail people? | |
| Like, weak people who have trouble getting around and caring for themselves because they're so weak and emaciated? | |
| God, somebody who wronged those people would just be the worst in the world. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Insane. | |
| People are fucking- I don't get it. | |
| But this is my favorite part about it because it kind of takes you there. | |
| Karma exists. | |
| You know karma, the old Christian tenement. | |
| Karma exists. | |
| Whatever seed we plant, we will harvest. | |
| So why punish them twice? | |
| What they've done is just horrible. | |
| So saying guys he's already 95 like let him let him have the rest of his days in peace, you know He's going to hell This is like burning hellfire karma. | |
| Yeah Like she's like, oh he's gonna get punished too much for maintaining a Concentration camp. | |
| Yeah, you know, you don't want the punishment to exceed the crime You don't want him to get too punished for that Just make him, like, relive the thing. | |
| That's my favorite thing when people say, just make the crime happen to them. | |
| Just make him relive the crime. | |
| Just make him, you know, live like that for a couple days. | |
| Because he'll die within... If he was put in a concentration camp, he would die in, like, five days. | |
| Um, so why punish him twice? | |
| Like this, this like hinges upon the idea that God is definitely going to punish this guy, which we'll get into in another comment. | |
| Um, But also maybe it's kind of, I like to think that she's saying like, God has a double jeopardy policy to where like, if we punish him now, then God's going to be like, my hands are tied. | |
| I can't punish, I can't punish a Nazi twice for the same crime. | |
| Gonna get to the golden gates and, and St. | |
| Joe's is going to be like, Oh dude, you're fucked man. | |
| Like you, you did that thing in the, you know, World War II. | |
| That, that was, that sucked. | |
| You're going to straight to, Oh, Oh, what's that? | |
| Oh, never mind. | |
| You got moved once? | |
| Yeah, you got transported. | |
| Fuck, well, come on, welcome the racism. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Karma exists. - Yes. | |
| Just I love like, yeah, no, the Jews were persecuted for their religion and you're gonna invoke karma as like the arbiter of justice. | |
| Yeah, maybe I was wrong about the Christian thing. | |
| Maybe she's like, karma exists. | |
| He's gonna die and come back as a Jew. | |
| Karma exists, so what the fuck did the Jews do that the Holocaust happened? | |
| How does karma work? | |
| Is there always an initial wrong that then gets replicated, or is it just a series of back and forths throughout history? | |
| I think it's all in one lifetime in their minds. | |
| Amazing stuff. | |
| Okay, so this was one of the top comments that I found on the Good Morning America post. | |
| Thanks to, I believe it was Michael D. from the Facebook group who posted this, by the way. | |
| Samantha Traver says, This is the sickest thing I have ever seen. | |
| This man is 95 years old. | |
| Two wrongs don't make a right, people. | |
| May God have mercy. | |
| Again, all he did was stand guard and watch hundreds of people, probably thousands of people be murdered and slaughtered and tortured to death. | |
| We don't need to answer that with moving him again? | |
| This is that, um, this is kind of the same argument I just realized that we had of the guy who dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima. | |
| Oh yeah, exactly, yeah. | |
| What is one more death gonna, gonna solve? | |
| I'm glad this guy lived a full, happy life. | |
| Because if he were sad, then that would be adding more sadness to the world. | |
| Moving him is not gonna bring back all those people he killed. | |
| What if we moved him like really hard and really fast and then stopped really quick? | |
| Oh, I like that. | |
| I like that. | |
| Yeah, that'd be good. | |
| This is the sickest thing I have ever seen. | |
| You need to get out more. | |
| Who are you? | |
| What internet are you on? | |
| This is just like one of those experimental children raised in a, in a, uh, black box. | |
| Like, raised in a, in a, uh, what is it? | |
| Sensory deprivation chamber as a part of a psychological experiment. | |
| Totally. | |
| And then we're shown a video of an old man on a bed and, oh my god, this is horrifying. | |
| What's wrong with its skin? | |
| This is the sickest- Do you not ha- You have the internet! | |
| You're on the internet. | |
| We know you have the internet. | |
| I'm looking at your lip- I'm looking at your makeup and making a lot of assumptions about it. | |
| You've seen sicker things. | |
| You definitely saw that straw get pulled from the turtle's nose. | |
| Yeah, for sure. | |
| You saw that. | |
| For sure. | |
| Hundreds of millions of people saw that. | |
| Legislation was passed based on that video. | |
| Yeah, that video, yeah. | |
| That video's so harsh. | |
| It sucks. | |
| It sucks so bad. | |
| It sucks. | |
| It also looks so satisfying. | |
| The turtle's just like, oh god, finally. | |
| Oh yeah, exactly. | |
| It's been in there forever. | |
| That's what the turtle did, right? | |
| The turtle's fine. | |
| There's nothing after that. | |
| I can't watch. | |
| I don't know if I've ever finished that video. | |
| Oh, that's why you don't understand what I'm talking about. | |
| You think getting like a popcorn kernel on your teeth is nice? | |
| Nothing on this. | |
| He has to pull so hard. | |
| This is the sickest thing I've ever seen! | |
| Just like never seen a video of a cute puppy that's like rolling around without being pet. | |
| That's pretty gross. | |
| That's more sick. | |
| How are you not being, how are you not petting that puppy? | |
| Seeing a, seeing a kitten or a puppy like, like roll around with its, with its arms up toward the camera and not be pet. | |
| Sick. | |
| What a sick fuck. | |
| No, that's literally more disgusting than anything I saw in this video. | |
| Must pet all the puppies and all the kikis. | |
| Two wrongs don't make... Yes, of course. | |
| The wrong of deporting a Nazi. | |
| Yep. | |
| Like, in what frame of mind is that a wrong? | |
| Who knows. | |
| Because he's old. | |
| Yeah, he's old. | |
| This is the same thing... Oh, he's a troop. | |
| It doesn't matter if he was fighting for slavery. | |
| He was a troop! | |
| Just... | |
| Just doing his duty. | |
| It doesn't matter if he was literally mass murdering Jews. | |
| he's old like because you you know like even like people who are just standing watch like they've like dude come on let me just let me just flip the switch today let me do it let me flip the switch today all right cool thanks how could you not take the opportunity like you're there while they're transporting you know how like unstable those gurneys are oh yeah like they're so tall and narrow like how would you not just walk up and and fucking swing in and kick that thing you don't have to use all you have to do just barely like knock one of them and it'd fall over | |
| it'd be so great it would be like it would i would just I I would just be seeing Richard Spencer's face, like, on that gurney. | |
| I wish. | |
| Just like, how do I not fulfill my destiny here? | |
| Hopefully, like, we'll never know what Richard Spencer looks like in that scenario, because hopefully he'll be gone way before 95. | |
| Yeah, because it's probably less likely that he'll suffer for 90 years. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, that would be cool, but, uh... No, yeah, you're right. | |
| Okay, next comment. | |
| Judy, Wilkie, this was the top comment. | |
| 1000 reacts. | |
| Wow! | |
| This is what this nation has become? | |
| At 95 years old it's time to let God deal with him. | |
| Yep. | |
| What have we become where we're now slowly, carefully wheeling a Nazi away? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, so sweet about it. | |
| With the blanket all around him. | |
| Being so gentle. | |
| Such bullshit. | |
| And you're like watching this guy and you're like, fuck this guy. | |
| This guy sucks. | |
| He probably can walk. | |
| Fucking lazy asshole. | |
| I think there's a video of him like yelling out a window to a CNN reporter. | |
| Oh really? | |
| I think there's a video of him, yeah. | |
| I saw that when I was looking for stuff on this. | |
| Probably calling him a Jew. | |
| Yeah. | |
| For no reason. | |
| At 95 years old, it's time to let God deal with... Aka, another way of saying this is God has had 95 years to deal with this motherfucker. | |
| And has been slipping. | |
| Can you imagine how satisfying this is for the person in Germany who, like, tracked him down? | |
| And, like, figured out... Because that's what it said. | |
| It must have been so good. | |
| Like, we fucking got one. | |
| We got one. | |
| I know exactly where he's at. | |
| He's in this fucking building in America. | |
| We just gotta get him deported. | |
| Like, we just gotta get him over here. | |
| And you're, like, showing... Cleaning up all the mess. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's getting that kernel out of your teeth. | |
| And you're showing, like, the video on Facebook to your wife, you know, or your partner, and you're like, you know, like, look at this! | |
| We did this! | |
| And the top comment is just like, THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! | |
| And you're like, what? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Everybody agrees we did sucks! | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Two things. | |
| The guy who's in charge of finding these Nazi expats, his last name is literally Rommel. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which just only reminds me of Ernst Rommel, the high-ranking Nazi official. | |
| And I feel like if your last name is Rommel and you're German, you just have to go into Nazi hunting. | |
| That's what you have to do. | |
| You just have to do it. | |
| Just to avoid all the jokes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I swear to you, a Nazi? | |
| No, no, the opposite. | |
| I'm actually the opposite. | |
| I'm the one person still actively fighting them. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Just your whole life is spent justifying your last name? | |
| That's how you be a good ally, people. | |
| Right there. | |
| And I also like to think, yeah, so... | |
| These people are like, he's 95, let him die, let him live his life, whatever he has left. | |
| And it's like, I feel like a lot of these people might see themselves in him. | |
| Oh, absolutely. | |
| I've gotten away with something. | |
| If they get to 95, they should be fine. | |
| He's not a Nazi anymore. | |
| He's a Nazi yet retired. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know? | |
| I haven't said that N-word in public in so long. | |
| He's 100% disabled! | |
| Let him be! | |
| Let him go! | |
| Let him post! | |
| It's not like he's still doing it. | |
| Oh man. | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| I think there's a lot of that in this too. | |
| One last thing I wanted to say about this Nazi, dude. | |
| I think it's really funny. | |
| Antifa getting into fights with Proud Boys, white nationalists, white supremacists. | |
| Punch Nazis, we say, right? | |
| But those aren't Nazis. | |
| Those are white nationalists. | |
| That's Vanguard. | |
| That's the Proud Boys. | |
| Okay, what about this actual Nazi we found in America? | |
| Yeah, legitimate. | |
| What about this dude who literally was a Nazi? | |
| A literal 1942 Nazi? | |
| Actual part of the Nazi party. | |
| Actual part of the Nazi military. | |
| Just let him be! | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| This is really interesting. | |
| It's really, really illuminating. | |
| But seriously though, how did this guy go 95 years in America? | |
| White privilege. | |
| Oh yeah, that thing. | |
| I forgot about that. | |
| It's just that when I don't know the answer, it's just the answer. | |
| No one questioned me. | |
| So, what year did you come from Germany? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, like 1944? | |
| Oh, that's interesting. | |
| How was the war for you? | |
| It wasn't that bad. | |
| It wasn't that bad. | |
| It was long hours. | |
| Long hours. | |
| He's from Poland, so he just played dumb. |