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62 - Prayer's in the House!!!

The world is ending. Facebook is cops. We're documenting it. A woman has her praying hand pried apart by police in her own home; who does facebook side with?? Alex Jones gets temporarily banned from facebook. Who does Ted Cruz side with?? Watch our first full video episode on Youtube and subscribe to help us get our custom url!

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	Okay, I'm Alexander Edward.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	And we are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending for the very first time tonight.
	It's breaking news.
	Facebook and cops are responsible.
	Yep.
	Facebook is cops.
	Cops are Facebook, Facebook are cops.
	And it's responsible, and we're documenting it.
	They're both heightened, both in the real world and on the internet.
	So, uh, what's up?
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	So, we're on YouTube probably.
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	So today we're talking about a couple things.
	The first of which is the cops busting down Granny's door for praying to Jesus.
	As this Facebook video would lead me to believe.
	Yeah.
	It's just feeding religion.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	It's bullshit.
	The name of this Facebook video is, She Was Ordered To Stop Praying In Her Home, Now She's Speaking Out.
	You have it stopped?
	Is this how it begins?
	This is the beginning, that's the first frame.
	Your tongue is out in a way that she has like three lips like you would do when you were a kid?
	It looks like the labia minora peeking out.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, this is a very interesting video because this is from a publication or a, I don't know, Facebook page called Let Freedom Speak.
	Good job so far.
	Let Freedom Talk.
	Let Freedom Speak.
	The Daily Signal.
	Let Freedom Yak, a program for women.
	Okay, so let freedom speak with, quote, first liberty is like their affiliate.
	So obviously, right-wing boomer shit.
	Like, very milquetoast right-wing.
	Constitution is great!
	You know, they're not asking for much.
	It's a very simple concept.
	We just want to be free.
	To speak.
	To speak.
	Well, they want freedom to speak.
	For itself?
	Yeah.
	And so this video is all about a woman who ostensibly was ordered to stop praying by the cops, jackbooted thugs trampling both on her rights and the Bible in her own home, and yet this is posted to like a boomer right-wing account.
	Yeah, it's weird because it sounds anti-cop to me.
	This is like lose-lose for them.
	Yeah.
	It's like, uh... Do we want to criticize her for not obeying police orders, or do we want to criticize... Like, do we want to criticize religion for infringing on the cops' rights, or vice versa?
	It's like, cause I mean, are we, should we be worried?
	Are the cops, are the cops snowflakes now?
	You know, are they, are they going to stifle our right to express how we feel about the Lord?
	Yeah, that's what it kind of seems like.
	It's, it's a, it's a weird, uh, slippery slope towards, uh, everybody's at fault.
	So let's listen to this video.
	This is, um, Mary Ann Sauce describing in her own words, what happened.
	This video is about a minute and 46 seconds and we'll probably play all of it.
	Okay, I have to change my settings because every time I put it up to the other screen, it changes my audio settings automatically, which is just great.
	It's great to do this live.
	You know, I don't think it probably happens automatically.
	I think that Facebook does it to you.
	Facebook is trying to edit you right now.
	Do they have to do it to me every time?
	Digital cops, dude.
	Hi, my name is Marianne Sauce.
	The police one night told me to stop praying in my own home.
	On November 22nd... They're just like, hey, cut it out.
	Quit it.
	I love it.
	It's like, she chose her words very precisely.
	Told me to stop praying in my own home.
	In my own home.
	It wasn't even like my friend's home.
	No.
	Like, I could understand if I was in somebody else's home and the cops barged in and told me to stop praying.
	In 2013, the police had come to my apartment.
	They demanded to come in.
	But I did present the Constitution and the Bill of Rights to them.
	I was mocked, laughed at, and said that was just a piece of paper here.
	Your Constitution has no rights here?
	Had a, I think had a physical copy of both ready to go.
	I like that.
	I'm going to use that.
	I'm going to have them by my door.
	She probably had like a napkin set that had like the constitution printed on them, you know?
	I don't know if you can do that.
	Cause like you, we can't use those napkins.
	That'd be disrespectful.
	Well, it's there so that, like, the Constitution protects your right to wipe yourself with the Constitution itself.
	Oh, and the Constitution also protects wood from moisture rings.
	Yeah.
	No, it's a totally normal thing to have just, like, the Constitution right by your door to brandish at any intruders.
	Never had they told me they were there for a noise violation due to radio.
	Never.
	They're showing pictures of radio in question.
	Okay, no sound anymore?
	They came in, there was a long period of time with harassment and intimidation and things that should never have happened.
	Just unspeakable things that should have never- they laughed at my doilies.
	It's wild that they went... Did they go to her house to get this video?
	Because this has some sort of professional quality to it.
	Yeah, well this is Let Freedom Speak we're talking about here.
	Yeah, like a nice camera was being used.
	But they were just like, this take works.
	It's good.
	Everything she's saying makes sense.
	But the most egregious thing was telling me that I could not pray in my home.
	Like I like this idea like the cops barged into your house.
	Yeah.
	And are like mocking you in your own home.
	And the most egregious thing is telling you that you can't pray.
	Yeah.
	Like I would probably be a lot, a lot more worried about like the guns.
	Yeah.
	The barging themselves in and being really rude and condescending to her.
	Like shutting the door behind them.
	The more I look at her, the more I'm like, I kind of can't blame her.
	I kind of, I'm kind of a cop.
	I was fearful because I was threatened to go to jail and they didn't explain why.
	That is why I asked to pray.
	I got down on my knees, I prayed in a silent prayer.
	They're showing her on her knees, forehead on the ground.
	Another officer came in and commanded me to stop praying.
	I command you to stop praying.
	I command you at once to stop this prayer.
	The power of the police compels you!
	And took it to the Kansas court.
	I lost that battle.
	We lost our battle in the 10th circuit, but through the grace of God, First Liberty and Gibson and Dunn did appeal it to the United States Supreme Court.
	Through the grace of God and my team of lawyers.
	Yeah.
	I'm pleased to say that we want all United States justice.
	I don't know why the sound keeps cutting out.
	Cool.
	Home is a very scary situation.
	All of them, for the right to pray in a home, to be ordered and commanded to stop praying in your home is a very scary situation, not just for me, but it should be for you.
	Like, okay, so first of all, that's not right.
	That's not accurate.
	Like, what the Supreme Court decided was to send the case back to a lower court so they could get more information on it, and yeah, they each voted unanimously that they didn't have enough information.
	Yeah, they're like, I don't know what this means.
	I don't know what any of this is.
	What the hell's going on?
	Secondly, like, I mean, it's pretty obvious, but we still have to point it out, like,
	Suddenly you care about police overreach when it's specifically about your like I don't know sort of like conservative fantasy swing kids style like footloose dramatization of how you're like prayer is illegal like this is like this is like god's not dead the news story it's it's insane and this whole thing is
	They're not talking, they don't use the right words because she's clearly not cooperating with them and we all know that if you just cooperate with the police you don't get shot.
	So they should learn from their own advice and she should have just not prayed at the time but God over everything right?
	Yeah, it's really hard to know who's worse in this situation.
	Like, the cops are worse in this situation.
	The cops, they definitely suck in this situation.
	I'd like more information about, um, what's her face to hear, you know, what she has to say about Colin Kaepernick.
	But, no, yeah, it's like, obviously the cops are wrong.
	Secondly, like obviously, Let Freedom Speak is wrong for this being, I would guarantee you, the first anti-cop video they've ever put up on their page.
	Yeah, they kind of blew it.
	It's not even anti-cop, it's like, you know, it's anti-deep state.
	Like, you know, it's not expressly like... It's anti-tyranny.
	It's anti, like, uh...
	Cultural Marxism.
	Exactly.
	Cultural Marxism.
	They're editing us.
	They can't let us express ourselves because it goes against what they believe.
	Yeah.
	So let's get into some of these comments.
	Now, if you go to the YouTube page, you can read these comments with us in real time.
	I got a fancy little slideshow.
	I'm going to pop these up for us.
	And I kind of organized the comments By category.
	So I'm going to try to remember what category I have them in.
	The first category are like the religious alarmists.
	So like the people who just bought into this story like hook, line, and sinker.
	Mary Ann Broussard says, Honey, the Bible tells us these things will befall us all.
	It's happening now and it will go on happening until Jehovah time has arrived.
	What time is it?
	Jehovah time, baby.
	This time is fast approaching.
	I am... I am one that prays for all to put their faith in God and not man.
	This is getting as close to being World War II as we can see it up close.
	I don't know, you ever played Call of Duty?
	Wait, which one didn't count?
	I don't know, that's a really good question.
	The Civil War.
	Oh, yes, true, true.
	There is a lot we will be seeing.
	It's a great meaningful comment to make.
	The Bible also says some of us will faint out of fear.
	Remember that?
	So are you going to get arrested for fainting now?
	Is that what's going to happen?
	I can't comply with the police orders if I'm unconscious.
	Last time I was pulled over I just fainted.
	I did the dramatic hand over forehead.
	Stop him!
	Stop him, he's reaching for a pillow!
	We need the only true God.
	We need the only true God, His Son Christ Jesus and His heavenly government ruled by... His heavenly government.
	His... We need his pious bureaucracy to take control and cut through the red tape of earthly delights.
	They need to divide the tape like the sea.
	Insane.
	The heavenly government ruled by the appointed son king, Christ Jesus.
	So it's a monarchy.
	It's a government, but it's like government by birth, you know?
	Yeah, divine birth.
	We need to cling to them and love them above all else.
	So cling... It's when people are disenfranchised, they have a habit of clinging to their guns and Jesuses.
	We need to cling to them and love them above all else.
	I am sorry this happened to you, but don't let go.
	Keep praying, hun, and I will too.
	Just me, Mary.
	Just me.
	That whole honey thing, it's so condescending.
	Like, when people call their peers and, or just anybody really, like Honey, Han, Sweetheart, it's so condescending.
	It's super condescending, but the comment is like totally with her though.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So it's like on the lesser end of condescending.
	It's definitely more like, let me take you under my wing.
	Honey, you have no idea.
	Honey, we got this.
	You've come a long way, baby.
	Like, it's like that.
	That's like how I picture it.
	But I also just, and I will too, just me.
	Mary.
	This whole... Just me, Mary.
	Because I have all these other things I was talking about.
	Because I'm holding tight to God and King Sun and... Right.
	Like, it's just me.
	Like, I'm not some sort of divine trinity.
	Like, it's just me here.
	Mary.
	Well, Mary is all one with them.
	They're separate but they're together and it's complicated.
	People that aren't faithful wouldn't understand.
	Yeah, no, Mary is like... I don't know, yeah, there's the Trinity and then Mary's like off to the side somewhere.
	Well, like, the three-leaf clover, you know, they talk about how the three-leather are all separate, but it's all one clover, right?
	Well, she's the stem.
	She's the stem.
	That makes sense.
	She's the stem holding up the three leaves.
	And some people see, and, like, you could argue that, like, the stem is the fourth leaf, and there's your luck right there.
	Yep.
	All four of them.
	Next comment.
	Emmett Greeley Sr.
	says, Something is wrong here.
	I can't believe that there's not more to this story.
	So this is like... Yeah.
	This is like the only time they're gonna question anything that the Daily Signal or Let Freedom Speak ever posts is when it's something that portrays police in a bad light.
	Wait, the cops had to have a reason.
	This doesn't seem... This seems fishy.
	This doesn't seem in line with everything else I've ever thought about police.
	Cops don't act irrationally ever, so this is wrong.
	We're gonna get so much of that in this section.
	I can't believe that there's not more to this story.
	I know one thing.
	There's a lot of prayer in this house and no one will stop it.
	Not even if there's a fire.
	Just fucking prayer ricocheting off these walls.
	Yeah.
	I just actually, I record myself praying and just let that shit loop.
	Real quiet so I don't have to hear it, but it's happening.
	Do you do, like, a real sick DIY tape loop, like, between the mic stand and, like, a guitar stand, and then, like, stretch it out, like, periodically, so you get, like, cool effects?
	That's awesome.
	Actually, it's just one tape loop that I've taped together, and it's gonna keep on playing and playing and playing, and all of a sudden, that's gonna disintegrate, and it's gonna become nothingness, and that's when I'm gonna die.
	Oh.
	Once the audio stops, I stop.
	Is it just going to be a coincidence?
	No, I'm going to have to kill myself.
	It's going to suck, but I mean, I gotta do it.
	Should I be recording that with a separate medium?
	You already are.
	There's another one of these cameras where I'm going to do it.
	Okay, cool.
	Look out for that on the YouTube feed.
	Maybe that's what's draining my CPU.
	Tom and Doreen Sutterfield.
	Have fun reading this one.
	And just like a great relationship these two have, I'm sure.
	Tom and Doreen.
	Healthy.
	Tom and Doreen Sutterfield says... say... Tom, Dad, Grandpa S prayed every night and morning and when 30 of us invaded Tom's home in town in summer when Grandpa said time to pray, we all knew to hit the floor.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Some sneaked out in yard, but ALL.
	COULD.
	HEAR.
	GRANDPA PRAY.
	And one man said it was through hearing him pray, he found the Lord and became a great preacher in Chicago.
	So, pray away!
	Who knows who you will touch!
	I don't believe this, because if there was a great, you know, preacher in Chicago, the crime rates wouldn't be what they are.
	If there was a great preacher in Chicago, we wouldn't need so many goddamn community organizers.
	Very true.
	Hit the ground.
	Hit the floor.
	Dude, I read this comment and I was like, what the fuck?
	Like, it seems more wholesome after the third time reading it, but the first time it was like, 30 of us invaded Tom's hometown in summer.
	And grandpa prayed in all caps.
	Time to pray, we knew to hit the floor.
	Hit the deck.
	I'm gonna start, I'm gonna teach my kid that.
	That's gonna be our earthquake drill.
	I'm gonna say prayer and then she's gonna hit the floor.
	So that way when she hears it in school, she's gonna lie flat on the ground or go under a desk and everyone's gonna be real confused.
	This is the way I pray.
	That's actually what it is, is that the way Grandpa prayed was like, he had those snakes and stuff and would like swing them around and stuff.
	So they had to hit the floor for their own safety.
	Yeah, I think he was just like dipping bullets in pig's blood.
	He was like, pray for the infidels.
	Hit the deck.
	Some sneaked out in yard.
	Also like talking about religion and asking who knows who you will touch.
	Maybe not the best way to proselytize.
	True.
	Tom Crowell.
	So this is a combination post and you'll see what I'm saying.
	Tom Crowell says, Mary wins, and we all win as well.
	And then he links to a CBN article, which is what, Christ Broadcast News or something like that?
	I think so.
	That says, yeah, the Supreme Court votes unanimously upholds women's right to pray in her own home.
	I mean, no, like, Of course you have the right to pray in your own home.
	And also, of course the Supreme Court is going to rule in favor of cops arresting you for anything they want to at a moment's notice.
	So this is right and wrong.
	Well, it's wrong in general.
	They didn't vote on that at all.
	They sent it back down to the lower courts, like we said.
	Well, I'm really surprised they weren't more specific.
	They really should have said Christian prayer.
	Yeah.
	Because, like, what if, like, I'm trying to, you know, arrest some terrorists and they start praying because when they pray they get the powers and the powers are what give them strength?
	Like, we can't let that happen.
	This is, this is, this one's just a hard one.
	This is what they're talking about when they talk about the rock in a hard place.
	Uh, D.B.
	Barrows replies to Tom Crowell's comment, Mary wins and we all win as well.
	D.B.
	Barrows says, I'm glad she won, but I'm just saying those officers should have been shot.
	Yep.
	Any cop who even does that kind of a thing isn't a cop in my book.
	Yep.
	So, like... This is the category switch.
	This is... The first category is, like, the true believers, like, oh my god, this is, like, a huge problem.
	The next category is a very short category, but it's the, uh, all cops are bastards category.
	It's, like, the anti-cop.
	And this is both of them right here.
	All in one.
	All in one.
	I'm glad she won, but I'm just saying those officers should have been shot though.
	Just no middle ground.
	No middle ground.
	And it's amazing because this was posted three days ago in a right-wing comment section.
	There were more comments replying to this comment.
	That we're just like, hey, not all cops are bad.
	Like, not even saying anything about literally, like, threatening to shoot cops, which is amazing.
	Yeah.
	Really amazing.
	But I also like their logic here.
	Any cop who even does that kind of a thing isn't a cop in my book.
	You don't count.
	They're like Sinos, dude.
	They're cops in name only.
	Yeah, that's it.
	You know this ticket doesn't mean anything, right?
	If you give me this ticket, I'm gonna burn it.
	Because you don't even support prayer.
	You're not a real cop.
	Yeah, it's like all cops can't be bastards because if you're a bastard, then you're just technically not a cop.
	True.
	Like you don't get to count as a cop.
	Not official.
	Yeah.
	I don't consider those bad cops to be cops.
	Those aren't real cops.
	No.
	John A. Pell, in our final anti-cop comment, says, Try that here!
	Fuck you!
	I'll pray to God anywhere, anytime!
	Bet your last dollar on that!
	I like how the thread is, I will pray so loud.
	I will pray all up in your face.
	Just anywhere.
	Fucking anywhere.
	Somebody just making, like, really intense eye contact doing the sign of the cross, just looking at you.
	Just a real flex.
	Just looking at you.
	Amen.
	I'll pray in a public library.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Yeah, I'll do it.
	I'll bow my head just about anywhere.
	So we're trying to read.
	I'm trying to save you.
	You're trying to read?
	I'm trying to lead us out of this darkness.
	There's only one book you should be reading.
	So yeah, this was somebody trying to gin up anti-cop sediment in the Deplorables group.
	Dim boys in blue, next they'll be demanding your guns.
	And so, uh...
	Because this person tried to gin up anti-cop sentiment under the guise of like religious liberty of course like the comment section was filled with total contrarians so there's like two brands of contrarian to this to this video there's the no cops are good cops are always good yeah and then there's also No, this was Obama.
	This was, like, the Democrats.
	And... Because when did this happen?
	2013?
	2013.
	Yeah.
	But that's like... I think that is going to be our next comment.
	But most people weren't even taking, like, the time factor into consideration.
	They were just like, no, these cops were bad because they were liberals.
	Like, these cops were obviously liberals.
	So we'll see that.
	Okay.
	Robert says, They didn't tell you that you can't pray in your own home, just that you couldn't at that moment because you were being questioned by police at the time.
	So this is kind of what happened.
	We didn't really get into it.
	There was a noise complaint.
	The cops like banged on her door and she didn't answer the first time and they banged on it again.
	And presumably the reason she didn't answer the first time was because she was like...
	You do know that we don't actually, like, we can't be controlled.
	You know that, right?
	nook and cranny, she had been hiding it.
	And then she opened the door, and then they laughed at her for liking the Constitution.
	They're like, "That's just a piece of paper, "you stupid idiot." - You do know that we don't actually, we can't be controlled, you know that, right? - You do know I'm encouraged to use these weapons on you? - You know I'm literally above the law?
	You know I am the law?
	You know like the only constitution that matters is the one that lets me hold my lunch while I maim you?
	Listen, the only bill that I care about is officer Bill down there.
	He's taking out four or five people this month.
	I got a strong constitution, baby.
	It lets me do a lot of fucked up stuff.
	Don't even worry about it.
	Yeah.
	Stomach of steel.
	Don't even...
	Um, and so they were like, hey, you didn't answer, you didn't answer the door so we can arrest you, which is like an insane concept.
	Yeah.
	Like they're just like, there's no warrant to enter her house.
	There's no warrant for her arrest in general.
	It was just a noise complaint.
	But because you're like being discourteous to the, to the caller at the door, you could be arrested.
	Yeah.
	I think, the rule I always follow, if the cops knock on your door, immediately go to the bathroom and start taking a shit.
	And then, like, let that hang out for a minute, and when they get mad, you say, listen officer, I was taking a shit, look it, see, there's my proof.
	Yeah.
	There's the proof, or bring him like some dirty toilet paper.
	Yeah.
	No, sorry officer, I wanted to hurry up, but like, I like the look it.
	Come here, look.
	Come look, look it, see?
	I like that one.
	I obviously didn't flush any drugs down the toilet because there's shit in there still.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I haven't huffed shit in a long time.
	I'm off that stuff.
	And this won't be good for at least a week.
	Yeah, no, no.
	So they were like, we can arrest you.
	So she immediately started praying.
	She like dropped to the floor and started praying, which is like, okay.
	I mean, it's, you still got a citation.
	Which, I mean, I under, I totally understand how she feels.
	I know what it's like to be in a situation with a police officer, or even me, somebody who, you know, is, does not believe in any sort of prayer.
	Prayer exists whether you believe in it or not.
	Finds myself thinking, oh, man, I wish I did because I might want to pray right now because this might be my last moments.
	So I know how she feels.
	I mean, middle-aged women have been getting, older women have been getting murdered by cops all the time.
	Yeah, no, I'm sure I've heard of it.
	It just doesn't get covered by the media.
	That's why I don't know about it.
	You gotta dig deep for that one.
	So yeah, she's just like, I'm gonna start praying now.
	And they were like, hey, knock it off.
	Ma'am, we're trying to talk to you, can you please?
	But no, that's like a good move, I guess.
	You know, just like, I would have just... Like, hang on, I gotta text.
	You know, like, go down on your phone or something.
	That being said, okay, so... They didn't say you can't pray in your own home, just that you couldn't at that moment because you were being questioned by the police at the time.
	That being said, you shouldn't have even opened the door.
	I respect and admire the police and those that wear the uniform every day, but you're not coming into my home without a warrant, especially for a noise complaint.
	So, I love this comment because... It's your fault for letting the cops in.
	Yes.
	No, it is.
	It's her fault for not exercising her white privilege.
	It's like...
	What did you think they were gonna do?
	Of course they were gonna, like, tape your mouth shut.
	Yeah, duh.
	Of course they were gonna, like, put a bar, like, put handcuffs on you, but instead of, like, a chain, it's, like, a bar so that you can't clasp your hands together.
	Yeah, so they're stuck apart.
	Yeah, so you can't pray.
	It's even worse.
	They, like, tape your eyelids open.
	Put a knee brace on your knees, you can't flex them.
	So, no, I love cops for this reason.
	If you don't want this to happen to you, then don't open the door, dummy.
	Don't let them do their job.
	They're just doing their job.
	Insane.
	Lynn Ann Flournoy.
	Lynn Angel Flournoy.
	Flournoy sounds like some alien made-up name, right?
	Sorry, I'm like, I'm like tired tonight and I'm extra, I'm extra loopy but Flournoy... Flournoy, Flournoy is real silly.
	Flournoy is like, uh, it's like a name from, from fiction that like an eight-year-old wrote.
	Yeah.
	It's like an eight-year-old's first attempt at science fiction.
	Exactly, yeah.
	2013.
	Who was president?
	Uh, thinky face, rolling eye face, thinky face.
	You know the guy that said the Constitution was just an old paper?
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	So that was the cop who said it, but is she implying that, like, Obama also said that?
	Well, like we know, um, the president's kind of like the Pope and that whatever they say becomes a rule.
	And I'm sure that at some point he says, Hey, what's that piece of paper?
	And they're like, Oh, that's the constitution.
	And he's like, Oh, my bad.
	Nice constitution.
	So now, now that's officially all cops must say that that's just a piece of paper.
	But what it really is is that yes, to cops, that is just a piece of paper.
	Let me be clear.
	We don't have rights.
	You are not allowed to respect the Constitution.
	It's just the way it is.
	We're not a red America.
	We're not a blue America.
	We're not a constitutional republic.
	We're a democracy.
	Where we will not respect this piece of paper.
	That's like kind of the only black voice I can do.
	It's good.
	It's good.
	I don't mean like I'm capable.
	I mean like that's the only one like I'm allowed to do.
	I'm not ready to say that you're better at doing anything black than me, but I will say that your Obama is way better than mine.
	Yeah, no, it's like he was president, So his effect on the nation was so demoralizing that he was even able to influence police officers and their disrespect for the Constitution?
	Isn't the narrative around cops and Obama that Obama was so disrespectful to cops themselves that they all hated him?
	Like, remember when they all turned their backs on him and shit?
	They did.
	Remember when the NYPD was protesting him?
	Yeah, exactly.
	I know they did that to, like, de Blasio.
	Yeah.
	But I couldn't remember if they... I'm sure they did it.
	They did.
	Yeah.
	They did.
	Because when he was... During the Chairman Martin... Right.
	After Chairman Martin, like... And, uh... No, not Chairman Martin.
	After, um... Chris Brown?
	Sorry, Mike Brown?
	After Mike Brown.
	Oops.
	After Mike Brown, NYPD pressed him because he said, hey, that's not cool.
	And they were like, but it is though.
	He was so soft.
	He was so soft on that fucker.
	Yeah.
	Obama always was like so careful and it, and it made no difference.
	And the NYPD was like, he did nothing wrong there.
	That, that, that armbar was that, that, that choke hold was executed perfectly.
	Nothing was wrong there.
	Yeah.
	If I bought a Lucy, it would probably be from somebody who looked like Eric Garner.
	That's what he said.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, no, yeah, Obama controlled the cops and they hated every minute of it.
	God, I wish he did, though.
	I really wish he did.
	I really wish he tried.
	He did not, though, at all.
	I mean, he gave them, like, a lot of military-grade equipment.
	Yeah, that was cool.
	So he, like, controlled them in that way.
	Yeah.
	Travis, this one was great.
	Travis Dwayne Carpenter says, makes me sick.
	That's why it's so important to vote this November and vote Republican!
	Or they will take all our rights!
	The Libs are a Luciferian cult run by the devil.
	To create a one world order!
	Mm-hmm.
	They have already taken God out of our schools and replaced them with the Islam religion and teaching them about Allah and it's making me sick!
	I like to imagine this person walked into some school and saw some yoga mats and was like, what's this?
	Are you guys Muslim prayers now?
	Muslim prayers?
	Either way, it's like Eastern demonology.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Man, what?
	Replacing prayer with Muslim prayers now, Islam prayers now, that's not a thing.
	Like at all.
	No.
	I just love, yeah, vote Republicans into office so that cops won't, like, keep me from praying.
	Yeah, because the Luciferian liberals are the ones who are really pushing the cops to overstep their boundaries.
	Yeah, I mean, they're not doing much to hinder them, but yeah, very interesting way to go with it.
	Cops are overstepping their boundaries.
	Make sure to vote this midterm election.
	Vote Republican.
	Yeah.
	Will Soto says... Okay, this is like pro... Oh no, this is still like Democrats did it.
	Will Soto says... If her case is true, it's sad.
	But I doubt it.
	Because why would she be reading what she was to express?
	What?
	Why would you be reading what she wants to express?
	Just another fake news to attack our president.
	Has nothing to do...
	President was never used.
	Trump was never used.
	2018 was never used.
	No, no, no.
	Nothing about, yeah, go ahead.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Just another fake, another fake news.
	This is another, this is one more fake news.
	Add it to the pile.
	But you know, just like an attack on Christians is an attack on Christ, an attack on police officers is an attack on Trump.
	Yeah, it's an attack on the law and order.
	Yeah, but it's like, Okay, it keeps going.
	Let me finish this.
	Just another fake news to attack our president.
	Midterm elections just around the corner.
	Does that ring a bell to anyone?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Yeah, you get it now?
	I did see some, like, some, like, uh, nestling dolls behind her.
	It's like... Who is this going to motivate in November?
	Like...
	Like Christian conservatives are gonna not vote for Republicans because cops in Kansas knocked on this woman's door?
	I wish that was what was happening because that would be so ingenious.
	If this type of fake news was that well thought out I would It would be so deep because this is a conservative page.
	They would have had to buy out an entire conservative page with presumably hundreds of thousands of followers.
	This has three million views.
	It's from Thursday and it was paid.
	So it was like sponsored.
	Wow.
	Oh, can we see who it was sponsored by?
	See where this dark money came from.
	Yeah, no, it just links me to branded content.
	The help page.
	Yeah, so this was, like, sponsored.
	So yeah, I mean, it's definitely designed to agitate people, but it's designed to agitate conservatives.
	It's designed to agitate, like, Christian conservatives.
	Motivate them to vote in November.
	Uh, this was a good one.
	Troy Williams says, Again, I wish this was true.
	I wish this was actually what was going on.
	Things reactionaries say that would be awesome.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	If they were accurate, we would be in a much better place.
	Just, and it's like, Show me a liberal Democrat cop.
	Show me one.
	Please.
	I really want to know one so maybe I can hang out with them and understand where they're coming from and how they got to where they are.
	Yeah, show me one that's not like... an administration.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Okay, we gotta point out Troy's profile pic.
	Oh yeah, Troy's a real one.
	Troy's profile pic is a strip of bacon curved into the shape of a ribbon.
	And, uh, top text on the profile picture, because Troy's the type of guy to have top text on his profile picture, uh, top text says, support, bottom text, bacon awareness.
	Support bacon awareness.
	And you know what?
	This one did, this one did like hit me because people don't like talk about it, but.
	People hate talking about how much they love bacon.
	No, people don't want to talk about it, but there has been a rash of people going vegetarian.
	Left and right.
	Every day.
	Every day.
	People choose not to eat bacon, Alex.
	It's like a self-hating... They're self-hating meat bags.
	Like, we're all made of meat.
	It's something to accept.
	How do we maintain the meat inside of us without adding more meat to it?
	That's just simple math.
	And yeah, the cover photo, Troy Williams cover photo, also just the same picture.
	Also just the same support Bacon awareness picture.
	What's sad though is I honestly feel like this picture um, was taken by somebody was being sweet and like making breakfast in bed for their like recovering, you know, friend or family member.
	Yeah.
	You're coming from my cancer.
	Processed meats.
	Very good for cancer treatment.
	They're just like, yeah, look at, I made him into little ribbons to support you.
	I fold my bacon every morning to remember my mother.
	I fold it just like this.
	I make sure my pancakes each have nipples on them so I remember the boobies she lost.
	Yep.
	Remember the boobies we couldn't save.
	I like how eggs would have done that just easily, just a signed up egg would have been perfect.
	I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.
	I know it's like good cholesterol supposedly, but I don't want to have this discussion every morning.
	Rumors, rumors.
	Prove it.
	I support bacon awareness.
	I went to my doctor and I got the bad news.
	He said I wasn't epic enough.
	So I need to get out there and eat more bacon.
	So I started, every day I make several plates out of bacon by weaving them and that's what I eat.
	That way there's less waste and just, you know, mmm bacon.
	So gross.
	So gross.
	Okay, Hannah Martin says, so this is like our pro cop, this is our pro cop stuff.
	Hannah Martin says, oh good grief, the police arrived for a noise violation, not to harass someone for praying.
	Geez.
	She moved suddenly, and I totally understand the officer asking she stop and stand up.
	What an exaggeration.
	Ma'am, what are you doing?
	Ma'am, what are you doing?
	Get off your knees!
	She's reaching for a rosary!
	She's reaching for her other hand!
	Stop her!
	I've seen this in a cartoon, I think she's gonna blast a laser at us.
	She's putting her palms on the floor instead of behind her head!
	Oh my god.
	She moves suddenly.
	Man, we will tase you!
	God, can you hear you from where you are?
	He's omnipotent!
	Stop moving!
	Oh, man.
	That's also, like, that's a serious conflict.
	Listen, the church is within you!
	You don't need to go to the floor!
	Whose prayer gets heard?
	Her prayer?
	Who's scared of the police?
	Or their prayers?
	Because they're scared of her moving fast.
	Well, there's two of them.
	Oh, that's true.
	And only one of her.
	That's true.
	And they're, I'm assuming they're both men.
	Right.
	So, that's obviously more points.
	Well, at least she remained silent.
	She said her prayer was silent.
	Fucking better be.
	Yeah.
	It probably wasn't.
	They just don't hear women speak.
	Dude, she moved suddenly.
	She moved suddenly.
	That's insane.
	This is great, too, because it's saying, guys, don't take this story out of context.
	Look at the real story here, and then added things to it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And things that don't help your argument at all.
	Look, if she didn't want to be harassed, she wouldn't have done a flying roll into the prayer position.
	She was, like, reaching for a highlighter to mark a passage in her Bible.
	Yeah.
	And just filled her full of bullets.
	Okay, this is a good one.
	Steve New, who's a police officer, says, I'm a police officer!
	Yeah, we know, bro.
	We saw your profile pic.
	And the facts just don't seem right to me either.
	It's just like he's doing some police work on his Facebook.
	He just can't turn it off.
	Just, hey, come on.
	You gotta separate personal and private, you know, professional and private life.
	Being a police officer is not an occupation.
	It's a lifestyle.
	I was born like this.
	Born this way.
	Which is why I don't trust ex-cops either.
	I can't imagine any police officer doing that.
	I don't believe all her facts either.
	I am pro-prayer.
	I prefer anti-atheist.
	That's the better branding.
	Sounds a little more charged.
	I like it.
	I am pro-prayer anywhere, by the way.
	God, that was really hard for me to say for some reason.
	But we are only hearing one side of the story.
	I would like to hear from the police officers before I cast my vote.
	Before I cast my vote in November, whether or not I'm going to vote for the cops or the lady, you gotta be informed when you make your decision in these midterm elections.
	Steve, talk to them at the next luncheon.
	Get their opinion straight from them.
	Vote with your react.
	What is a like to this post?
	What is a like react count as?
	That's where it gets confusing.
	Yeah, what's that vote for?
	I think it's a vote for her.
	I think so.
	If you like React.
	So you have to angry React.
	And this is why I've been saying that we need to have a React that is a pig wearing a hat that's crossed out.
	That's why we need... for clarity.
	Yeah, right.
	So that we know the bad people who are hating cops.
	I would like to hear from the police officers before I... Like, there's not thousands of articles you can't step into the internet without tripping over about this story.
	I need to hear from the police.
	Like, I need to sit down and have a cup of coffee, cop to cop, to find out exactly how annoying this broad was.
	I do wish that they were, like, named just so that their lives would be a little bit annoying.
	God, this thing again?
	It didn't take off the way that, like, they wanted it though.
	No, not at all.
	You know, it got 3 million views, but most of these are, like, pro-cop contrarians.
	I believe she seems off her rocker.
	First and foremost, it's really cool how, like, most cops are really good judges of mental fitness.
	Like, that's one thing that they're really known for is the ability to evaluate somebody's mental health when they encounter them.
	Well, it's the catch-22.
	Oh, oh, like when they catch them with a .22?
	Yes.
	I don't think they carried those anymore.
	Not anymore.
	Those were not doing the job.
	Okay.
	You know, if you know you're crazy, then you are sane.
	What about if somebody else knows you're crazy?
	Then they're fucking liars.
	Exactly, I agree.
	I believe she seems off her rocker.
	First and foremost, we don't take people to jail for noise disturbances.
	No, that's literally part of the story.
	Literally part of the story is they said they were going to arrest her because she fucking didn't open her door.
	Cops say that shit all the time.
	Just because you're not allowed to arrest somebody for something doesn't mean it doesn't happen all the time.
	All the time.
	There's videos of that guy threatening to arrest his daughter's boyfriend.
	Oh, fuck, dude.
	That's... That's the worst.
	Yeah, it's awful.
	That shit happens all the time.
	That poor girl, man.
	Yeah.
	Um... So why would they say they might take her to jail?
	Because they're cops.
	Yeah, that's what you do.
	That's like your favorite thing.
	Which made her feel the need to drop to her knees to pray.
	Makes no sense.
	I'm just picturing her, like, dropping to her knees and reaching for the Bible tape to her back.
	You know?
	Makes no sense.
	Let's look at these pictures of Steve.
	You really got to go to the YouTube for this one, guys.
	Yeah, it's worth it.
	It's worth it.
	Uh, just search Minion Death Cult on YouTube.
	Look at that toothless smile!
	Toothless smile, the like, toothless unbuttoned shirt.
	What is weird square bangs?
	Okay, the bangs are what we gotta talk about.
	So the bangs are amazing.
	It's...
	His hair is buzzed everywhere except the front third, like divide the front part of your hairline into sections of three and the middle third of that front part of your hairline has bangs.
	None, there's no bangs anywhere else on his head.
	It's like the um...
	The forehead mustache that kids used to do in the 90s?
	Yeah, exactly that.
	But it's just the center of his bangs.
	And it's combed forward.
	It's real good.
	It's like a tab that you grab to rip off his scalp.
	When you want to open him up.
	To access the panel.
	Yeah!
	Yeah, it's amazing.
	Go ahead.
	Are those dog ears on the bottom?
	Yeah, guess what kind of dog, dude.
	German Shepherd.
	Absolutely.
	Mine's mixed, okay?
	And we rescued him.
	Does it pass as a German Shepherd, though?
	Oh, absolutely.
	He's absolutely a German Shepherd.
	But I trained him though to be reverse racist.
	Hell yeah!
	Hell yeah, dude.
	So he does respond to German commands, but attacks wherever that's coming from.
	Okay, tight.
	I've walked the dog and had people try to talk to my dog in German.
	And I'm like, who do you think I am?
	What the fuck?
	That's psycho.
	That's how they listen.
	You know that's what they're bred to, right?
	Like I'm, I'm like, uh, I like suck when it comes to animals because I'm, I'm a sucker for animals.
	So like, I will totally like pet someone's dog and talk, you know, I try to acknowledge the person first and be like, Oh, you have such a cute dog or whatever.
	Uh, But yeah, I understand that it's an annoyance of people when people, like, ignore them and talk to their dogs.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But to do that in, like, German?
	Hundred times worse.
	That's psychopathic.
	It was very much like, because, I mean, he's a good dog and would naturally, if I'm stopping, would naturally, like, sit next to me.
	So he looks like he's trained.
	He's not, but he looks like he's trained.
	And he put it, the guy's hand, the guy put his hand out for, like, a handshake, but then gave the command in, like, German.
	Yikes.
	And I kind of nudged my dog to be like, don't do it.
	He didn't do it because he's not trained.
	Hell yeah, dude.
	But yeah, I was just like, oh, I don't have anything to do with you, my friend.
	You're definitely a racist.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	That guy might not know it, but he's for sure a racist.
	And then finally, this other picture of, what's this guy's name?
	Steve New.
	Steve of the New.
	That was another one of his profile pictures.
	It's a sheriff's badge from Johnson County, Kansas.
	And it has the black band over the badge with a blue stripe in the middle.
	So this isn't like...
	If you're familiar with Dead Cops, there's a black band that they put over badges when an officer dies, right?
	Like they do this in all sorts of professions.
	This is not what that is.
	This is just like extra cop shit on top of his badge.
	It's just a thin blue line flag on top of his badge.
	And I can't even tell if it's real.
	I think it almost looks photoshopped.
	It's photoshopped.
	It's absolutely photoshopped.
	It's just the exact shape of the star with like extra lines on it.
	It's so obnoxious, whenever I see a cop car with a fucking Blue Lives Matter sticker on it, I'm like, no shit dude, yeah we know that!
	There's a person on my route who has like a caprice, like an unmarked caprice, but it's like it's still got the fucking like cow catcher, like battering ram thing on the front, and it's got Blue tape spanned between the forks of the, like, what is that called?
	The thing on the front?
	The battering ram thing?
	That makes sense, yeah.
	Whatever.
	It's got like, yeah, blue tape spanned between that and it's got like other Blue Lives Matter shit on the back.
	It's like, isn't this car supposed to be unmarked?
	It's pretty marked.
	I bet you that person's not even a cop.
	That person probably just loves cops.
	Guess what kind of dogs that person has.
	A Rottweiler, a Pitbull, a Chihuahua, a Pomeranian.
	All of them.
	No, it's got Weimark Shepherds.
	Yeah, it's the most obnoxious thing.
	Last comment from this.
	Cheryl Lee says, There is more to this story than she is telling.
	Was she screaming so low it was bothering the neighbors?
	I would like to complain.
	I would complain too.
	She's not telling all.
	The police do not bother someone like this.
	She's a liar, I'm betting.
	You know what?
	I think that Cheryl brings up a valid point.
	The real moral of the story is, we gotta stop calling the cops, people.
	We gotta stop calling the cops.
	Stop wasting their time with this stuff, you know?
	If you had just knocked on her door, she could have prayed away.
	But you gotta stop calling the cops.
	Is that a Sail Away, Pray Away joke?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I like it, whatever.
	I think there's probably a million songs that use the word prayer that already exist, but that's cool.
	But you said the phrase, pray away.
	Oh, that's true.
	Yeah, pray away, yeah.
	So I just wanted to touch on this thing.
	So it's really interesting to me how everybody's like so pro-cop in this.
	Like, I don't know if it's specifically like the era that we're in, but I feel like the whole religious persecution thing would have been a far greater motivating factor at least like three years ago.
	Yeah, under Obama.
	Under Obama, that was all they really had to complain about?
	It was like that and the deficit?
	Or it was like that and Black Lives Matter?
	Which I guess is a cop thing too, but before all that I guess, like Tea Party and shit like that.
	Now it's like no their religion is cops.
	Yep.
	Like their religion is this sort of fascistic law and order thing and they're casting aside like the knee-jerk pro-christianity response to be knee-jerk pro like uh police state and I think it's because God God isn't punishing the people you hate.
	They're still all over TV.
	They're still all over your music, all over your sports.
	You know who is punishing the people you hate?
	Fuckin' 5-0.
	Cops.
	Cops.
	Literally punishing the wicked, smiting them down.
	Yep.
	That's the new religion in this country.
	In the middle of the street for no reason.
	Yeah.
	Sacrificing.
	Sacrificing the wicked.
	Man, doing the Lord's work.
	Yeah.
	That's where I think all these comments are coming from.
	That makes so much sense.
	Okay, let's get into the second topic, unless you had anything more to say.
	For the record, fuck the police.
	It's good to be on the record.
	In case we weren't clear about that.
	We're team whatever her name was.
	I don't care if it's frivolous.
	I love that.
	If you're going to get arrested, just start praying or pretending to have a seizure.
	Anything.
	No, that is a pro tip.
	If you guys do get in an altercation or something happens with the police, um, or you know you're going to be, so you know, you know, someone's going, if like, you know, you got some extra weed on you, like just start praying, but say out loud, I'm going to pray now.
	And then get on your hands and knees and just pray.
	And then like, whatever happens to you, the cops will be wrong.
	That way.
	Maybe you have a case against them when they shoot you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You might be more, uh, Respect it in the public eye.
	And also, if you are a religious person, do it anyways because that might be your chance for salvation because you will probably get shot.
	And then you can say, uh, if you're a demon, you have to tell me.
	That's the law.
	Everyone knows that.
	All right, let's move on to the next topic, which is about our beautiful boy.
	Alex Jones.
	Old swole blue eyes.
	Our beautiful masculine man-boy.
	So, Alex Jones ran into some problems on Facebook and YouTube.
	His personal account got suspended for 30 days, I think, which is like... okay.
	He doesn't generate revenue on his personal account.
	I mean... I mean, does he?
	He might, but it's not like... I mean, the InfoWars account was up.
	Like, all four official InfoWars accounts were up.
	You're talking about actual currency.
	You're not talking about, you know, social currency.
	That's a good reference.
	I remember that bit.
	That was fucking great.
	It's an allusion to later on in this episode, if we have time.
	Yeah, so the reason that he got suspended was for being Alex Jones.
	They were like, hey, like, we just can't have you being Alex Jones here all the time.
	Specifically, they're like, Trying to combat investor anxiety about stuff like the Cambridge Analytica situation.
	Alex Jones is just constantly saying gnarly shit on the internet.
	Gnarly, actionable shit.
	And if Facebook is hosting that stuff, they're legally responsible for it.
	Which is one reason, I think, Alex Jones Show.
	Overall, I don't think Alex Jones should stay anywhere.
	I think he should just not be anywhere.
	I'm really waiting for that moment when his shell just can't take it and he just bursts.
	It would be great.
	Till that day.
	But one argument in favor of keeping him on Facebook is that Facebook could be legally responsible for the gnarly stuff that he says.
	Stuff that he says about the parents of dead children.
	Stuff like that.
	It would be cool if Facebook had to pay for that.
	They lost, like, a billion dollars in one day on the stock market?
	Something like that?
	Maybe it wasn't a billion dollars, maybe it was like a hundred million.
	Let me see if I can pull it up real quick.
	It was an amount of money that we will never understand in our lifetime.
	It's an amount of money that, like, isn't, yeah, meaningful to us.
	You know?
	Yeah, I'm so fucking broke that, like, that's such a crazy concept to me.
	The small amount of money that would change my life.
	So I couldn't imagine losing that much.
	Yeah.
	Facebook officially lost $123 billion in value in what could be the biggest one-day drop of all time.
	Yeah.
	That means that something is worth more than $123 billion.
	In order for it to lose that much, it's worth more than that.
	That is so crazy.
	I don't know, maybe the world just has negative money now.
	Do you realize that we can't fit 123 billion of anything you can see in this room?
	That's a good way to think about money.
	If you can't see all your money at once, you have too much money.
	No, I mean any item that we can see with our eyes.
	I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying if you can't literally keep visual track of all your stacks, you have too much money.
	But then they would just start printing million dollar bills.
	Right.
	Which is still a lot of million dollar bills.
	Yeah, it's a ton of million dollar bills.
	So much goddamn money.
	It's like $600,000.
	Like, don't they realize that they can seriously just give me a sliver of that and everything will be different?
	Give me a sliver of that.
	Give me, you know, a minute amount of that much money and I will be fine for the rest of my life.
	Yeah, but see, like, when you're talking about, like, things you can see and, like, fitting them into the ro- like, they can't see you either.
	No, that's true.
	You know what I mean?
	So... I'm like fucking John Cena over here.
	Yeah, so that happened.
	They lost all these investors, uh, basically because people are worried about the Cambridge Analytica thing.
	Um... Yeah, so, uh, they're cracking down on Alex Jones.
	Let me read what these videos are.
	The video, so there were four specific videos that got deleted from YouTube and Facebook and just a couple of them, like one of them was, uh, you know, that video of like, uh, the drag queen, the drag queen reading to kids.
	They're like, Oh, this is like, this is a pedophile.
	Like this person is going to rape these kids.
	And as soon as the camera stops recording, um, which is not hate speech, that's free speech.
	That's an opinion.
	Um, But the two that are worth reading, this quote from CNN Tech, money.cnn.com, or the other way around.
	The videos uploaded to the Alex Jones channel contained hate speech directed toward Muslims among other groups.
	One featured the headline, How to Prevent Liberalism, and showed an adult shoving a child to the ground.
	Yep.
	That's how you show them.
	I mean, it's hilarious, but that's literally what they think.
	They literally think you need to beat your children more so they're conservative.
	I hear that conversation all the time at work.
	These grown-ass men coming in here talking about how when I was spanked, that's why I'm a good person today.
	That's how I learned fiscal responsibility was getting the belt.
	Yeah.
	Maybe that is wrong with me.
	Maybe my dad didn't hit me enough.
	It's one of the things that's wrong with me.
	Damn.
	I wonder how many more swats it would have taken for me to not be where I'm at today.
	Hey, we could swat you right now.
	What's your address?
	Shit.
	Okay, cool, cool, cool.
	I don't know right now, actually.
	Actually, I'm not sure.
	It's kind of up in the air.
	P.O.
	Box, then.
	Yeah, there you go, there you go.
	No, but it's funny when it's phrased like this.
	How to prevent liberalism.
	And it showed an adult shoving a child to the ground.
	Like, not even, like, spanking a child.
	Not even, like, getting a switch.
	Just, like, pushing a kid down.
	I think we've all seen this video.
	Yeah.
	This person's just like a fucking... You just don't do that.
	The video sucks because the kid sucks.
	The kid sucks, yeah.
	Everybody sucks.
	It's that video of the kid bullying the short man.
	Yeah.
	Like, it's this kid who's, like, bullying this short man and, like, getting in his face and blocking him from walking and the man is not taking it well.
	Yeah.
	Like, people are praising the man for, uh, you know, God, he was so restrained for so long.
	And it's like, no, he's, like, very clearly, like, taking this very personally and, um, only barely avoiding, like, striking the kid from the first instant.
	I also like the idea that these kids are the byproduct of liberal homes.
	You know liberal homes where you're taught to be a fucking bully and use physical violence?
	Yeah, I don't know what this kid's problem was.
	It probably wasn't liberalism.
	It was probably something real.
	In my liberal home, I always tell my daughter that if someone really gives you a hard time, you call them a pussy and punch them in the throat.
	Yeah, that usually works.
	The first part's way more important than the second.
	Sorry.
	No, yeah.
	How to prevent antifa.
	And the video shows a man kicking a dog.
	Like, yeah, this is a real truth teller.
	Push kids to own the libs.
	Antifa, I mean, I don't think they're against animal rights, so, yeah.
	Oh, that's true.
	Okay, these are your comments, Tony.
	Yeah, this is a real one.
	Where'd you get this from?
	What is this?
	What's the context for this?
	It was an article.
	It was Tucker Carlson responding and defending Alex Jones.
	And in this article it's just... You gotta say the website name.
	Media... what is it called?
	Say it.
	Medii?
	Yeah.
	Media-ite?
	It's not any better than it looks.
	Yeah, it's media-ite.
	It's media-ite.
	Media-ite, but yeah, it's media-ite.
	It's pretty media-ite.
	So yeah, Chuck Carlson's defending Alex Jones basically saying, you know, like, what's next?
	Like, what are they going to take down next?
	You know, freedom of speech is, they just don't understand, like, this is America.
	Yeah, parent companies just don't understand.
	So, uh, Jim Rockford, uh, was on the same side as my man Tucker.
	Says, yep, the pedos want to silence Alex.
	Uh, especially ones that mediate.
	Okay.
	What the?
	I don't know.
	Everybody, everybody who's, who, uh, is trying to edit, who's trying to censor Alex Jones is a pedo.
	Yeah, no, this is the, um, What's his name?
	Gorilla Mindset Dude.
	Yeah.
	Cernovich.
	This is the Cernovich argument.
	It's like, you're a pedophile.
	Like, if I get into an argument with you online, it's because you're a pedophile.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's like what he did to the James Gunn?
	Guardians of the Galaxy director?
	He had those gnarly tweets.
	He was like, oh yeah, you're a pedophile.
	Yeah, sure, I advocated for actual rape four years ago, but your jokes about rape make you a pedophile.
	Yeah.
	I'm not defending James Gunn at all, by the way.
	No, but that's what he does, though.
	It's an easy one, because if you're in a room with somebody and you're arguing, right?
	And then somebody loudly goes, well, you're a pedophile!
	The whole room.
	It's a hard one to peddle back.
	It's really like... No, my daughter will not make out with you!
	Exactly.
	Yeah, it's the same thing.
	It's like, it's, yeah, it's like... How long have you been a pedophile?
	Not that long!
	I'm new to this!
	Oh, no, I mean, I mean, no!
	Yeah, it's so fucking lame and it's so cheap.
	But it's, there was a fucking...
	article that I just read from USA Today about how Facebook gave users a survey as to whether they would object to a adult man propositioning a 14 year old for nude photos.
	And it was like, I don't know if you've ever reported anything on Facebook, but it like asks you what's wrong with it.
	And it says like, I don't want to see this.
	It's like one of the options.
	Like that was a survey response to whether or not a grown man should be able to proposition a 14 year old girl for nudes on Facebook.
	It's like I don't want to see this.
	Like you wouldn't see that.
	No.
	It wouldn't happen on your timeline unless you're a 14 year old girl.
	Yeah.
	Very interesting.
	That's why you're not seeing it.
	Now go ahead and set up a fake profile where you are a 14-year-old girl and give it about a day, and then you'll see exactly what happens.
	Right, and then come back to us when you have something to complain about.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, no, the pedos want to silence Alex, especially the ones at Mediaite.
	Is Mediaite not a right-wing publication?
	No, but it totally leans that way.
	I think this person just saw the one article here.
	Everything else I've seen from media, it tends to be pretty right-leaning.
	Yeah, we're not as familiar with media, at least I'm not, but everything I've seen from them has been pretty psychotic.
	But that's why, because we only consume, like, fake news.
	True.
	I mean, false.
	Ready for the next one?
	Do you want me to try to make it bigger?
	Oh, yes.
	Daniel Allen said, I would like to thank the hateful, raging liberal snowflakes who do not know about the First Amendment and prove my point.
	You are not accepting, open-minded, and cannot accept any opinion different from yours.
	Lose again in 2018, and then keep blaming those ignorant, deplorable voters.
	Again, LOL.
	Bless your hearts.
	I like it because it looks like you're looking at it on the screen.
	Oh yeah, that works out.
	It looks great.
	It's the fucking worst.
	We can say whatever we want, and you censoring me makes you the fascist.
	I know I'm calling for, like, the execution of people for their existing different than me.
	But that's like an opinion.
	But you're the fascist for not letting me have that opinion.
	Like, opinions can't be right or wrong.
	No, no.
	Like, the opinion that we should deport anyone who kneels for the anthem, like, it's not... That's just an opinion.
	...within the realm of true or false.
	It's all subjective.
	It's all subjective.
	You cannot accept any opinion different than yours.
	Like... Like the opinion that you shouldn't be using hate speech online?
	Like the opinion that the kids who died in Sandy Hook were fake?
	Yeah.
	Like, yeah.
	It's just an opinion.
	That's so crazy.
	I always forget about that.
	Yeah, he got fucked up for that one.
	He got sued.
	He like set people off on their parents and shit.
	Yeah.
	Real bad.
	They're still getting it.
	The parents are still getting it.
	Lose again in 2018.
	I mean, yeah, probably.
	More than likely.
	We only have so many celebrity socialist people running right now.
	So this is from Aristotleson.
	Aristotleson, right?
	I actually know somebody who named their kid Aristotle.
	Oh, wow.
	Aristotle's doing just fine.
	I think he's getting through it.
	But yeah, that's smart.
	Smart as a whip.
	Just Aristotle.
	Okay.
	Smart as a whip.
	I'm not a user of Facebook, and I never heard of Alex Jones, but it would seem fairly easy to solve this without censorship.
	Got any ideas here, Aristotle?
	Facebook could adopt a classification system for these pages rather than rather like a library does so you know you can go to your science fiction and avoid all the you know anything I was trying to read.
	Sure.
	Pages like Infowars would be filed under conspiracy theories and people would immediately be given an emotional heads up.
	Now brace yourself.
	You're about to see some conspiracy theories, and I'm sure Alex Jones wants to be considered a conspiracy theories page.
	Hold on to your monocle.
	Yeah.
	I'll give you an emotional heads up.
	An emotional heads up.
	That's the problem with snowflakes, man.
	They just want these emotional heads up all the time.
	Prepare your fainting couch.
	Prepare your handkerchief.
	Exactly.
	I love pages like Infowars could be filed under quote conspiracy theories.
	Like, you know that InfoWars doesn't think they're a conspiracy theory site.
	Like, I mean, they would like...
	Gladly, ironically, except the mantle of subversive media or whatever.
	But they still wouldn't want to be labeled a conspiracy theory page.
	Labeling them as that is the same thing as labeling them as fake news.
	They would be like, no, no, we should be in the non-fiction.
	That's where we should be.
	But of course they're just going to be lumped in with entertainment, just like Fox News and MSNBC and CNN are.
	And that's true.
	That's technically true.
	It is entertainment.
	It's not, you know, news.
	It's not educational, you know?
	But an individual should not allow themselves to become perplexed by the nonsense.
	We are all equipped with the mental apparatus to distinguish knowledge from truth.
	Establishing legitimate knowledge sources has been preoccupation of mankind for thousands of years.
	Gossip has never included... To distinguish knowledge from truth.
	It's like you gotta separate the knowledge from the truth.
	This person is giving people so much credit and it is clear they actually have not heard of Alex Jones.
	Because if you've heard of Alex Jones and realize he has a following, that people actually can't do this on their own accord.
	But the thing about news is like you can't just look at it and know if it's true or not.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like, even if you're, you know, even if you're informed and educated, you're still relying on a reporter to, you know, relay specific facts and figures.
	Yeah, we have to put some trust in them.
	uh has been preoccupation of mankind for thousands of years gossip has never been included as a legitimate knowledge source like when you when you see things like uh what's the the sun telegram yeah things like this is like but a knowledge source like they're not even talking about news at this point they're talking about like Aristotleson is talking about, like, epistemology.
	They're talking about the way we gain knowledge, and yes, gossip is definitely one of those methods.
	You could call it hearsay, you could call it gossip, or you could call it, like, a first-hand account.
	Like, hey, if somebody tells you they saw somebody cheating on their spouse, or that's technically gossip, but it's also technically a report, It's funny, like, there's just one book that's all, you know, first-hand accounts and essentially gossip that people just keep on running through and, like, you know, it controls a lot of the world.
	Uh-huh, those aren't even first-hand accounts.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But, uh...
	Somebody recently told me that, like, no, those are all facts and we still have evidence about them.
	Oh, right.
	Yep, that happened in real life.
	That joke's a lot deeper than I'm alluding to, sorry.
	Needs a lot more context.
	Gossip has never been included as a legitimate knowledge source, whereas the testimony of trusted individuals has.
	So we need to separate the gossip from the testimony.
	We need to get rid of InfoWars and start watching Knowledge Source.
	Knowledge Source.
	The Source Knowledge.
	Such nonsense.
	Knowledge source?
	Is that like Black Education Magazine?
	Yep, yep, exactly.
	I suspect most journalism you hear and read these days is just gossip and comes from a very untrustworthy sources.
	Therefore, journalism is not a true source of knowledge about life.
	Here I am on a journalistic site, quote-unquote journalistic site, It's between a whole paragraph of all my $10 words, but I still don't think it's legitimate.
	Man eviscerates entire industry of journalism in two extremely long paragraphs.
	Yeah, insane.
	Therefore, journalism is not a true source of knowledge about life.
	Yep.
	About life.
	I got a magazine that's all about life that I'd like you to see.
	It's called Time.
	Oh, I thought it was a boy's life.
	I was doing life just in general.
	I like boy's life.
	It's a good one.
	Okay, pedo.
	Read it for the articles!
	This whole thing is just so fucked.
	It's so lame.
	I don't even know where this person is coming from.
	But yeah, this is... You know, journalism is not that.
	Journalism is basically an account of something that happened.
	Yeah, I mean, it's like, first-hand accounts are an important source of information, and to say otherwise is to, like, enter a platonic, er, not platonic, uh, Descartian solipsism, where the only thing you can know is that you yourself exist.
	Say, what if, what if the top of every news hour was, like, a big chunk of philosophy, where they discussed, like, certain theories?
	Yeah, but it would be, like, You could just discuss ideas, but you could never actually make any factual claims about, like, the people who, you know, uh, developed those theories?
	Yeah.
	Like, I don't know.
	Yeah, just nonsense.
	This whole thing is just nonsense and silly, but thank you for it.
	Get a real job, Aristotle.
	We're skipping that one.
	Alright, this one's good.
	Um, Honest Citizen, whose profile picture is Honest Abe.
	Yeah.
	So, Honest Citizen, uh, whose profile picture is the Honest President, We had a lot of those, didn't we?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	There were at least two who were, like, known for being honest.
	I think so.
	Like, good ol' honest folks.
	Yeah.
	We have one now.
	Well, he's not honest.
	He just keeps it real.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He's, like, but he's, like, the most honest person I've ever met.
	You remember when you guys met?
	No.
	I was trying to sound cool.
	No, yeah, we had Honest Abe, and then we had George Washington, who could not tell a lie.
	Like, that was like political propaganda back then.
	It's all true.
	Like, I am a very honest person.
	Oh, shit.
	Well you know he's honest.
	This guy's not lying over here?
	How about the source of George Washington being honest?
	The source material is him being a kid and chopping down a cherry tree and telling the truth about it.
	He told the truth one time when he was a child.
	That's it.
	That's all that happened.
	But now it's all lies.
	Straight from the pit of hell.
	So yeah, Honest Citizen says, Sounds like Cucker Tarlson has Gay Frog up his ass, and then Spacely Spaced Sprockets responds, he's still butthurt over being destroyed by Jon Stewart.
	There's a very specific reason why I chose these two topics, and it is liberals, like supposed liberals, being insanely homophobic.
	What is that?
	The homophobic jab is the lamest thing ever.
	And you're just playing into their hands.
	You're just playing into who they are.
	Yeah, I mean it's like... It's fucking lame.
	It's one of the biggest problems with liberals is still buying into like macho masculine culture.
	Tough bro dude guy thing.
	Trying to own that so that the Republicans don't have sole claim over it.
	And that has nothing to do with, like, gun rights or anything?
	Like, you can still be in favor of self-defense and all that and not act like a macho piece of shit?
	Yeah.
	There's a way to do it, and this is not it.
	Yeah, and it's just, so the gay frog is obviously a reference to Alex Jones.
	Up his ass, like, I don't, like...
	That's, you know, ass things.
	Like, come on.
	Right.
	Um, and then he's still butthurt.
	So are we, are we saying that butthurt is homophobic now?
	I think butthurt's homophobic.
	I've heard that.
	I think butthurt's been homophobic.
	I've heard that argument that butthurt's homophobic.
	Um, I want to say it's just like funny sounding.
	Like, cause it has butt in it.
	It is.
	It is.
	But I think, I think it's like, I think it's been homophobic for a while because I think a lot of times people mean it now is like, Because it says, over being destroyed by Jon Stewart.
	In their mind, he's butthurt because Jon Stewart fucked him.
	Yeah, Jon Stewart raped him with logic and comedy and stuff.
	I'm being naive about this.
	I'm maybe playing devil's advocate here a little bit.
	But it also harkens back to, oh, this chaps my ass.
	That's kind of how I think.
	It rubs me raw.
	Like, it makes me sore.
	Like, that's kind of the way I think about it.
	When I think of butt hurt, I don't think of, like, a prolapsed anus, you know?
	But you're just better than most dudes.
	Yeah.
	And most people, because most people were like, oh dude, why does your butt hurt?
	Because, like, if you were to walk into a room, like, if you were to walk into, like, to work, right?
	Uh-huh.
	Around a bunch of like dudes in a warehouse.
	Yeah.
	And say like, oh, my butt hurts.
	And they would immediately be like, oh, what were you doing last night?
	Yeah.
	Immediately.
	Yeah.
	I was putting stuff in my butt, but that's not why it hurts.
	It's because I ride in the truck all day.
	Yeah, I didn't stretch right.
	That's all that is.
	OK, so we have a few more comments for Alex Jones.
	This was on Alex Jones's post.
	Oh, do we have... Did I put it in here?
	No, the, uh, the Ted Cruz tweet.
	Oh, the Ted Cruz tweet.
	Gotta read that Ted Cruz tweet.
	Because if Ted Cruz is writing for you, then you know you're doing it right.
	I'm not going to be able to put this on screen, but just read it here because it's amazing.
	So, So Ted Cruz comes to the defense of Alex Jones by saying... Am no fan of Jones.
	Among other things, he has a habit of repeatedly slandering my dad by falsely and absurdly accusing him of killing JFK.
	But, that is one hell of an aside, by the way.
	Holy shit.
	But, who the hell made Facebook the arbiter of political speech?
	Free speech includes views you disagree with.
	Hashtag 1A.
	First Amendment.
	Man, First Amendment.
	I love that.
	Yeah.
	Ted Cruz is the, like, the softest motherfucker out.
	Like, Ted Cruz is such Cuck.
	He's such a cuck, it's insane.
	But you still say cuck, right?
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, as long as you're using it the way they're using it.
	Because anyone who's being called a cuck and they are a cuck, they know they're a cuck and it's empowering them.
	Right, absolutely.
	You know?
	Yeah, what a fucking loser.
	I love that, like...
	Among other things, he has a habit of repeatedly slandering my dad.
	Hey, you know what's not covered by the First Amendment?
	I'll give you, like, three guesses.
	Ted Cruz.
	Yeah.
	One of them.
	All those things in one.
	Slander, possibly.
	False accusations.
	Absurd accusations.
	This is crazy.
	Yeah, sure, he, like, gave false testimony that my dad was a lizard person, but, like, that should be protected opinion.
	It's fine.
	Like, you could do that.
	Yeah.
	And, you know, we don't even have to get into the fact that, like, Facebook is a private company.
	Yeah.
	And their, like, infringement of free speech isn't really possible for a private company.
	We can always talk about nationalizing Facebook, because I'm down for that.
	I'm with it, yeah.
	But until then, yeah, who gives a shit?
	Ban everybody from Facebook.
	Anybody has the right to control how their platform is used.
	If you provide a platform, you have the right to say what happens with it.
	Yeah, unfortunately.
	That's why we need to take the plat- de-platform Facebook itself.
	Roger Wilkins on Alex Jones's post says, uh, can someone explain to me how and why Antifa groups are allowed to have official Facebook pages and be allowed to do as they please?
	So I love that.
	That's like, uh, you know, what he's talking about is he's talking about like the official Antifa pages where they like post a video of themselves wearing women's panties over their face and like threatening their mom's boyfriend.
	Like those totally real videos that everybody falls for and believes are real because they're fucking morons.
	People are so stupid, but they saw it.
	They saw it, and it was labeled that.
	And because it was labeled that, I know exactly what it was.
	There's no mystery.
	And they also say, like, I am Antifa!
	So, one thing to find out, one thing to determine whether an Antifa page is real or not, is if it says, official Antifa, and then it has, like, the little copyright logo, like, that's a real one.
	That's the real one.
	Not just the blue check, but...
	Not just the blue check, but if it says official.
	Also, if they're posting like hammer and sickles that look like swastikas, that is the official Antifa.
	Yeah, because they're proud of it.
	Also if it's like four guys literally punching a trash can all together, that's real Antifa.
	That's absolutely real Antifa.
	The ones of people feeding the homeless and distributing water at rallies and stuff like that, fake.
	Trolls.
	Fake news, fake news.
	Shane Jiofu says, personally Alex, I think they should let you talk loudly and often.
	The most effective antidote to your bullshit is just to let you keep talking.
	Didn't we learn this lesson from the election?
	Yeah.
	No, I mean, no.
	No, we did not.
	Exactly.
	We did not learn this lesson.
	I think giving Alex Jones millions of viewers is like the worst punishment we could think of for him.
	Because imagine all that pressure.
	Oh yeah, totally.
	He would thrive under that actually.
	It wouldn't make him turn bright red and stronger.
	That is just the power.
	Yeah.
	You've obviously never had an erection.
	I think we should let Alex... I think I should... I'm gonna put Alex Jones on my TV 24-7 to prove that I'm not afraid of him.
	Yep.
	I'm gonna put Alex Jones on my TV 24-7 and have my TV facing out my window so everyone else can see it and know that he's a lie.
	Daylight is the best disinfectant.
	Like, Alex Jones has amassed, like, millions of followers in the last five years.
	Giving him more room to talk has only been beneficial for him.
	Yeah, it's bad.
	Monica Walker Mimir, last comment, Isn't there some other place we can go to besides Facebook?
	Is Facebook even cool anymore for the kids?
	It's a good question, actually.
	And I want to say yes.
	Facebook is very cool.
	Super cool.
	And that's why we're doing a show on it.
	Yeah.
	We're talking- we're just covering how hip everybody is.
	And there's no other place to go, Monica.
	What are you gonna- what are you gonna do?
	Sit in your living room and wait for your grandkids to visit?
	They're not coming.
	They're not- it's not happening.
	That phone's not gonna ring.
	The most you can get from your grandkids is a fucking- there's a- there's a like.
	There's a laughing emoji.
	You're going to get a visit when it's their birthday, and they need 15 bucks.
	She's like, I keep on poking them, but they just don't respond.
	And then Facebook sent me a weird survey after that.
	It was really weird.
	I don't understand.
	OK.
	Stay on Facebook, Monica, for all of our sakes.
	We need you.
	What are we at on time here?
	hour 30 they're good okay it's still all right yeah that's the episode uh Just a quick shout-out.
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	Go spend money on it, please.
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	Absurd and very, very real.
	It's absurdity.
	It's probably only going to be playing for, like, two more days.
	Yeah, once they realize what they're actually showing.
	Yeah.
	Go see it.
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