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What I wanted to say though is Q is literally an offshoot of Pizzagate, which was all about child trafficking, children being held in basements, Hillary Clinton wearing a kid's face?
Harassed by government employees.
I mean, that's essentially what it was.
Being subjected to inhumane treatment by our government.
And then literally retreating from actual news of this thing happening.
It's pretty incredible.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Allison Olds Lowe says, best advice is to completely go cold turkey on all TV slash cable.
Okay.
You'll get deprogrammed and get stronger.
I mean literally like deprogrammed like kind of like how they all took away Roseanne, like that program.
That got deprogrammed.
And yeah, Q and MSM do not reconcile but newbies always expect it.
Q is right, even when we don't have proofs.
We will eventually.
Q has never let us down.
MSM always lets us down.
Wow.
Q is like a psychic, you know?
Saying the most vague shit.
And, like, people, like, that resonates with them.
They're still wrong all the time.
Like, Q is still wrong all the time.
It's hilarious.
It's totally wrong.
And, like, that's exactly why no news source will cover Q. It's fuckin' horseshit.
Wrong for now.
We gotta trust the plan.
It's all gonna come to fruition.
Yeah, you're right.
If we've been led astray, it's for a reason.
It's a purpose.
They really think this person is, like, a political prophet of sorts.
Right.
They think this, like, this fuckin' username is actually, like, Political Jesus.
Political Jesus.
This is Q's plan.
I like political Jesus.
No, you're right.
It might be June 8th, 2018.
Sometime in the future.
Yeah.
And then that's when the countdown will start.
Like that Futurama episode.
Next time.
Where they were in the time machine and they went past, like, they went so far forward.
They had to loop around again?
Yeah.
That's not Futurama canon.
That's part of the second reboot.
I don't subscribe to that.
Oh, whoa.
I'm just kidding.
That's a decent episode.
That's a great episode.
I'm going to take whatever Futurama.
Futurama is fucking amazing.
Yeah, I'll watch all of Futurama.
I will not.
Thanks to you, watch all of The Simpsons.
Yeah, don't do that.
I'll stop at 13.
After 13, I'm not gonna go any further.
Yeah, and just, you know, I said 13.
It's still pretty good in 13.
You know, this is like a controversial topic.
It's like, eh.
Well, I like it.
We don't want anything controversial on this podcast.
Let's move on.
Yeah.
Back to Q.
Back to the non-controversial topic of QAnon.
Best advice is to completely go cold turkey on all TV cable.
Shut your TV off.
Take your phone off the hook.
Leave your family.
Move to the woods.
Move to this compound.
Talk to yourself.
I know it seems like we're wrong, but we're just actually right.
We don't have proof like we're just right.
And you can know that forever.
Don't drink fluoridated water.
Shannon, okay, so this is like, this is our last comment here, and finally a real answer to Shannon's question, who is Q. This is the canon, this is the canon answer.
I hope so.
This is it.
I'm already, I already, you're jumping the gun here.
I just, I know it's true.
Patricia Anders says, who is Q?
That's like an interesting like rhetorical question, like you got to read that a certain way, like she's not asking, she's like kind of quoting.
Many opinions.
Mine is... Q is a strong AI called Tyler.
Huh?
What the fuck?
She was primarily created by a group of Air Force officers back in the 1980s who were all female.
