Minion Death Cult - 52 - Metro Boomin (Preview)
Aired: 2018-06-22
Duration: 03:59


=== Futurama's Deceptive Canon (03:50) ===

[00:00:00]  What I wanted to say though is Q is literally an offshoot of Pizzagate, which was all about child trafficking, children being held in basements, Hillary Clinton wearing a kid's face?
[00:00:14]  Harassed by government employees.
[00:00:17]  I mean, that's essentially what it was.
[00:00:20]  Being subjected to inhumane treatment by our government.
[00:00:24]  And then literally retreating from actual news of this thing happening.
[00:00:30]  It's pretty incredible.
[00:00:31]  Yeah, it's nuts.
[00:00:33]  Allison Olds Lowe says, best advice is to completely go cold turkey on all TV slash cable.
[00:00:41]  Okay.
[00:00:41]  You'll get deprogrammed and get stronger.
[00:00:44]  I mean literally like deprogrammed like kind of like how they all took away Roseanne, like that program.
[00:00:51]  That got deprogrammed.
[00:00:53]  And yeah, Q and MSM do not reconcile but newbies always expect it.
[00:00:59]  Q is right, even when we don't have proofs.
[00:01:04]  We will eventually.
[00:01:05]  Q has never let us down.
[00:01:07]  MSM always lets us down.
[00:01:10]  Wow.
[00:01:10]  Q is like a psychic, you know?
[00:01:15]  Saying the most vague shit.
[00:01:17]  And, like, people, like, that resonates with them.
[00:01:20]  They're still wrong all the time.
[00:01:21]  Like, Q is still wrong all the time.
[00:01:24]  It's hilarious.
[00:01:24]  It's totally wrong.
[00:01:25]  And, like, that's exactly why no news source will cover Q. It's fuckin' horseshit.
[00:01:30]  Wrong for now.
[00:01:31]  We gotta trust the plan.
[00:01:32]  It's all gonna come to fruition.
[00:01:33]  Yeah, you're right.
[00:01:34]  If we've been led astray, it's for a reason.
[00:01:37]  It's a purpose.
[00:01:37]  They really think this person is, like, a political prophet of sorts.
[00:01:41]  Right.
[00:01:41]  They think this, like, this fuckin' username is actually, like, Political Jesus.
[00:01:47]  Political Jesus.
[00:01:48]  This is Q's plan.
[00:01:50]  I like political Jesus.
[00:01:51]  No, you're right.
[00:01:51]  It might be June 8th, 2018.
[00:01:56]  Sometime in the future.
[00:01:57]  Yeah.
[00:01:58]  And then that's when the countdown will start.
[00:02:01]  Like that Futurama episode.
[00:02:03]  Next time.
[00:02:03]  Where they were in the time machine and they went past, like, they went so far forward.
[00:02:08]  They had to loop around again?
[00:02:09]  Yeah.
[00:02:10]  That's not Futurama canon.
[00:02:11]  That's part of the second reboot.
[00:02:13]  I don't subscribe to that.
[00:02:15]  Oh, whoa.
[00:02:16]  I'm just kidding.
[00:02:17]  That's a decent episode.
[00:02:18]  That's a great episode.
[00:02:19]  I'm going to take whatever Futurama.
[00:02:21]  Futurama is fucking amazing.
[00:02:22]  Yeah, I'll watch all of Futurama.
[00:02:24]  I will not.
[00:02:25]  Thanks to you, watch all of The Simpsons.
[00:02:28]  Yeah, don't do that.
[00:02:29]  I'll stop at 13.
[00:02:30]  After 13, I'm not gonna go any further.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, and just, you know, I said 13.
[00:02:34]  It's still pretty good in 13.
[00:02:36]  You know, this is like a controversial topic.
[00:02:38]  It's like, eh.
[00:02:38]  Well, I like it.
[00:02:39]  We don't want anything controversial on this podcast.
[00:02:41]  Let's move on.
[00:02:42]  Yeah.
[00:02:42]  Back to Q.
[00:02:44]  Back to the non-controversial topic of QAnon.
[00:02:48]  Best advice is to completely go cold turkey on all TV cable.
[00:02:52]  Shut your TV off.
[00:02:54]  Take your phone off the hook.
[00:02:56]  Leave your family.
[00:02:57]  Move to the woods.
[00:02:59]  Move to this compound.
[00:03:00]  Talk to yourself.
[00:03:02]  I know it seems like we're wrong, but we're just actually right.
[00:03:06]  We don't have proof like we're just right.
[00:03:08]  And you can know that forever.
[00:03:11]  Don't drink fluoridated water.
[00:03:14]  Shannon, okay, so this is like, this is our last comment here, and finally a real answer to Shannon's question, who is Q. This is the canon, this is the canon answer.
[00:03:25]  I hope so.
[00:03:26]  This is it.
[00:03:26]  I'm already, I already, you're jumping the gun here.
[00:03:29]  I just, I know it's true.
[00:03:31]  Patricia Anders says, who is Q?

=== Female Air Force AI (00:23) ===

[00:03:35]  That's like an interesting like rhetorical question, like you got to read that a certain way, like she's not asking, she's like kind of quoting.
[00:03:42]  Many opinions.
[00:03:44]  Mine is... Q is a strong AI called Tyler.
[00:03:49]  Huh?
[00:03:49]  What the fuck?
[00:03:51]  She was primarily created by a group of Air Force officers back in the 1980s who were all female.