Listen to this and every weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause, and the Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand
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| So there was a group called uh this is stuff that I found on my own I did a lot of digging for this episode including a video that I didn't send to you guys but it was a video like a campaign video that Michael Sari like did like an ad that he did where he was behind the counter of a liquor store shaking hands with the owner | |
| And he was like, hey, tell the camera, or not the owner, but you know, the guy behind the counter, tell the camera what you just told me. | |
| And the guy's like, I think Michael Sari can win. | |
| Michael Sari's like, yeah! | |
| Did you hear that? | |
| Yeah! | |
| That poor fucking guy. | |
| That poor man. | |
| Like Michael Sarri's like, hey, if I do this and this and this, you think people will vote for me and elect me? | |
| And he's like, yeah. | |
| And then he's like, okay, now say that again for the camera. | |
| It's the worst when you co-sign someone that ends up sucking. | |
| This guy has the ultimate version of this. | |
| Yeah, nothing tops it. | |
| We all have like somebody that we've been like, that you've vouched for that ended up just sucking real bad. | |
| Imagine that person being Michael Sarri. | |
| That's why you do the sort of sleuthing and dig through everybody's Facebook profile before you endorse them. | |
| So there was a group that I found called Michigan Republican Precinct Delegates, a Facebook group. | |
| Michael Sari is a member, and thank God this group was public. | |
| So we have a couple posts here from Michael Sari. | |
| The first one... Should I explain the photo first? | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Because it said the first line is, uh, I apologize if the photo is offensive. | |
| The photo here that he's referring to is a group of middle school aged girls obviously dressed for like a dance or something. | |
| Hair done up, makeup, and very small dresses. | |
| This is like definitely culled from a fucking jailbait website. | |
| That's what this shit is. | |
| That's why it exists on the internet is because of freaks like Michael Sari. | |
| Otherwise this would have been just a random prom, you know, random middle school dance photo that remained in the possession of the people who had it. | |
| The photo clearly shows, so this is in, he posted this shit in a group called Michigan Republican Precinct Districts. | |
| And real quick, he didn't like upload a link, he posted a photo from like a folder. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| This was like saved to his desktop and then posted. | |
| Ugh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| What was I gonna say here? | |
| It's crazy. | |
| So this is a post that came out after everything. | |
| After everything already came out. | |
| After all these people in this group knew what he was now famous for. | |
| This is him defending himself. | |
| This is the photo that he posts to defend himself. | |
| I'm clearly just a normal guy with photos of this kind of stuff on my computer. | |
| The photo clearly shows life realities of 11 and 12 year old girls and for those that deny young girls are dressing and acting like full-grown woman is what's fiction and illogical and not the comment of a state senator candidate that loves his community and every parent and child with every fiber of his being. | |
| What the fuck dude? | |
| Also this photo is definitely from like the age of Jersey Shore. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like that's the style of these girls. | |
| It's not a current photo floating around. | |
| It's like Jersey Shore slash like Spice Girls era. | |
| Yep. | |
| Like 2004. | |
| Yeah. | |
| These are 11 and 12 year old girls. | |
| I sincerely apologize to everyone that perceived my message as advocating a lifestyle with a child. | |
| Dot dot. | |
| Sick. | |
| No, sorry, you said it wrong. | |
| Sick! | |
| Sick, brah! | |
| I since, uh, I have granddaughters and this does not bring joy into my life. | |
| I just can't stop talking about it. | |
| I don't want to talk about the sexy 12 year olds. | |
| It brings me no joy. | |
| The only reason I talk about it is because I think about it so much. | |
| Yeah, you know, and just, just for the record guys, like not every grandpa needs to see their grandkids. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Not every dad needs to see their kids. | |
| One more time, I'm going to bring it back to it. | |
| This is one step beyond, beyond that. | |
| This is one step beyond like, You don't have to sexualize people, man. | |
| These can just be people wearing dresses, you know? | |
| Don't sexualize your daughters. | |
| Let them be people. | |
| That's the whole thing. | |
| That's the whole song. | |
| That's the whole Kanye song. | |
| You're sexualizing this person, not letting them exist. | |
| You can wear whatever the fuck you want. | |
| No one's got any business with what you're wearing. | |
| Uh, a couple of comments that I didn't write down, but, you know, one, obviously people were like, uh, Oh, you're, you're a sick man. | |
| Like, you're a sick man. | |
| Stop posting, please. | |
| Um, and he responded to one woman that was like, If you don't think your husband would walk by these girls and take a second glance, you're delusional. | |
| She was like, uh, no, my husband likes adult women. | |
| So there's that. |