Minion Death Cult - 48 - Why So Saarious? (Preview)
Aired: 2018-06-08
Duration: 05:25


=== Michael Sari's Controversial Photo (03:46) ===

[00:00:00]  So there was a group called uh this is stuff that I found on my own I did a lot of digging for this episode including a video that I didn't send to you guys but it was a video like a campaign video that Michael Sari like did like an ad that he did where he was behind the counter of a liquor store shaking hands with the owner
[00:00:24]  And he was like, hey, tell the camera, or not the owner, but you know, the guy behind the counter, tell the camera what you just told me.
[00:00:31]  And the guy's like, I think Michael Sari can win.
[00:00:35]  Michael Sari's like, yeah!
[00:00:36]  Did you hear that?
[00:00:39]  Yeah!
[00:00:40]  That poor fucking guy.
[00:00:41]  That poor man.
[00:00:43]  Like Michael Sarri's like, hey, if I do this and this and this, you think people will vote for me and elect me?
[00:00:49]  And he's like, yeah.
[00:00:50]  And then he's like, okay, now say that again for the camera.
[00:00:53]  It's the worst when you co-sign someone that ends up sucking.
[00:00:56]  This guy has the ultimate version of this.
[00:00:58]  Yeah, nothing tops it.
[00:00:59]  We all have like somebody that we've been like, that you've vouched for that ended up just sucking real bad.
[00:01:04]  Imagine that person being Michael Sarri.
[00:01:08]  That's why you do the sort of sleuthing and dig through everybody's Facebook profile before you endorse them.
[00:01:16]  So there was a group that I found called Michigan Republican Precinct Delegates, a Facebook group.
[00:01:23]  Michael Sari is a member, and thank God this group was public.
[00:01:28]  So we have a couple posts here from Michael Sari.
[00:01:32]  The first one... Should I explain the photo first?
[00:01:37]  Yeah, okay.
[00:01:38]  Yeah?
[00:01:39]  Because it said the first line is, uh, I apologize if the photo is offensive.
[00:01:44]  The photo here that he's referring to is a group of middle school aged girls obviously dressed for like a dance or something.
[00:01:56]  Hair done up, makeup, and very small dresses.
[00:02:01]  This is like definitely culled from a fucking jailbait website.
[00:02:06]  That's what this shit is.
[00:02:08]  That's why it exists on the internet is because of freaks like Michael Sari.
[00:02:13]  Otherwise this would have been just a random prom, you know, random middle school dance photo that remained in the possession of the people who had it.
[00:02:22]  The photo clearly shows, so this is in, he posted this shit in a group called Michigan Republican Precinct Districts.
[00:02:31]  And real quick, he didn't like upload a link, he posted a photo from like a folder.
[00:02:36]  Oh yeah.
[00:02:36]  This was like saved to his desktop and then posted.
[00:02:38]  Ugh.
[00:02:40]  Yeah.
[00:02:40]  Yep.
[00:02:41]  What was I gonna say here?
[00:02:46]  It's crazy.
[00:02:46]  So this is a post that came out after everything.
[00:02:52]  After everything already came out.
[00:02:53]  After all these people in this group knew what he was now famous for.
[00:02:57]  This is him defending himself.
[00:03:00]  This is the photo that he posts to defend himself.
[00:03:04]  I'm clearly just a normal guy with photos of this kind of stuff on my computer.
[00:03:10]  The photo clearly shows life realities of 11 and 12 year old girls and for those that deny young girls are dressing and acting like full-grown woman is what's fiction and illogical and not the comment of a state senator candidate that loves his community and every parent and child with every fiber of his being.
[00:03:28]  What the fuck dude?
[00:03:29]  Also this photo is definitely from like the age of Jersey Shore.

=== Sick Man Comments (01:54) ===

[00:03:33]  Yeah.
[00:03:33]  Like that's the style of these girls.
[00:03:35]  It's not a current photo floating around.
[00:03:37]  It's like Jersey Shore slash like Spice Girls era.
[00:03:41]  Yep.
[00:03:42]  Like 2004.
[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  These are 11 and 12 year old girls.
[00:03:46]  I sincerely apologize to everyone that perceived my message as advocating a lifestyle with a child.
[00:03:52]  Dot dot.
[00:03:53]  Sick.
[00:03:54]  No, sorry, you said it wrong.
[00:03:55]  Sick!
[00:03:56]  Sick, brah!
[00:03:58]  I since, uh, I have granddaughters and this does not bring joy into my life.
[00:04:02]  I just can't stop talking about it.
[00:04:03]  I don't want to talk about the sexy 12 year olds.
[00:04:07]  It brings me no joy.
[00:04:08]  The only reason I talk about it is because I think about it so much.
[00:04:11]  Yeah, you know, and just, just for the record guys, like not every grandpa needs to see their grandkids.
[00:04:17]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  Just saying.
[00:04:18]  Not every dad needs to see their kids.
[00:04:21]  One more time, I'm going to bring it back to it.
[00:04:23]  This is one step beyond, beyond that.
[00:04:26]  This is one step beyond like, You don't have to sexualize people, man.
[00:04:31]  These can just be people wearing dresses, you know?
[00:04:38]  Don't sexualize your daughters.
[00:04:41]  Let them be people.
[00:04:42]  That's the whole thing.
[00:04:43]  That's the whole song.
[00:04:45]  That's the whole Kanye song.
[00:04:47]  You're sexualizing this person, not letting them exist.
[00:04:50]  You can wear whatever the fuck you want.
[00:04:53]  No one's got any business with what you're wearing.
[00:04:55]  Uh, a couple of comments that I didn't write down, but, you know, one, obviously people were like, uh, Oh, you're, you're a sick man.
[00:05:04]  Like, you're a sick man.
[00:05:05]  Stop posting, please.
[00:05:07]  Um, and he responded to one woman that was like, If you don't think your husband would walk by these girls and take a second glance, you're delusional.
[00:05:20]  She was like, uh, no, my husband likes adult women.
[00:05:25]  So there's that.