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| I like this next comment, A, because the username is in sticky caps. | |
| It's, it's, monkeys ate my face. | |
| This is so crazy. | |
| In sticky caps, which is like, oh, this is going to be a real cute, like, rar, I'm a ninja monkey comment, right? | |
| I eat cheese. | |
| We got, we got sticky caps and monkeys. | |
| However, you can tell that this person isn't actually so random. | |
| Because the username starts with a capital, starts with a capital M, and that's like not the right, that's not the correct random way to do sticky caps. | |
| Like the correct random way, as we all know, is to start with a lowercase. | |
| You randomly start with a lowercase, yeah. | |
| Right, and then you systematically randomly start with a lowercase, and then you alternate from there. | |
| Because this one, like, you're looking at it, and it's just M capitalized. | |
| Okay, that's normal for a username. | |
| It's normal for a proper name, the first letter's capitalized. | |
| As you read it, right? | |
| The second letter is lowercase. | |
| So you're like, there's nothing random here. | |
| It's totally normal. | |
| And then you get to the third letter and you're like, okay, something's going on. | |
| Wait, am I supposed to build an acronym right now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Code building. | |
| So the comment goes, homosexuality is natural. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's nature's way of saying your genes are not worthy of being passed down. | |
| Whoa. | |
| But also, I mean, a lot of, a lot of, you know, my friends who are queer, or queer identify, were like, cool, that's fine, yeah, I don't want to pass my genes down, like, that's cool. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Like they don't give a shit anyway. | |
| I'm not trying to have a kid. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think, and I think like the idea here is that he thinks like homosexuality is like, uh, uh, what do you call it? | |
| A inheritable trait? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, you know how when you're gay, it's because you came from a long line of gay men. | |
| Long line of, yeah. | |
| Uh. | |
| True, true that. | |
| For real though. | |
| Well, it's like blue eyes. | |
| You know? | |
| They're recessive, but it's there. | |
| Right, but they're slowly going away. | |
| Just like homosexuality. | |
| Well, their parents just made the right choice. | |
| Astro Aquanaut. | |
| Nice. | |
| Which would be cool if it weren't so hard to read because it's all one word. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Says, you wouldn't stick your wee-wee into someone's colostomy bag, so what the hell are you people doing? | |
| Real quick. | |
| As a fan of the show Aquanauts, I am fucking heated. | |
| This is so crazy. | |
| What? | |
| You never had anal sex before, dude? | |
| It's so silly. | |
| It is just... You're not sticking your dink in a plastic bag. | |
| You wouldn't stick your dink into a big vat of pee, would you? | |
| Or poop, dude. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| Yeah, that's insane. | |
| That's why you buy new catheters. | |
| You don't reuse the same catheter, because it's already touched a dick. |