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Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories about Michael Flynn, ABC (fake) News, and the stock market.  

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Today we are talking about net neutrality.
We're also talking about a lovely Facebook page called We Support Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who, in case you're unfamiliar, is the press secretary for the White House and totally deserves her own Facebook fan group.
And we're also talking about the current state of the Michael Flynn investigation.
Debacle.
And, uh, before we get into any of that, uh, I wanted to just thank the people who have rated the show on iTunes.
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Which is a direct response to a negative review.
God, we just got excoriated in the iTunes reviews by a Mr. The Azzman.
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I'm going to call him a man.
Good assumption.
Mr. The Azzman.
Who said that we were the worst thing to happen to Redlands since the San Bernardino shooters and I would just like to point out as our friend Adam Hartnett did that This is this is just a cheap attempt to rewrite history as as the right wing is often want to do The shooters were in fact from Redlands these were Redlands shooters and and They happened to San Bernardino.
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It was iTunes, yeah, and they were quick about it.
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Shout out to that David Lynch reference, though.
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Oh, is this still out there?
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We'll see.
We'll see how he responds to this episode, if he does.
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There must be some sort of objective metric by which I can judge your taste.
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Which probably stands for something else.
We can make that work here somewhere.
You know what it stands for.
Okay, so the way we're going to do this, we're going to talk about net neutrality first, and just the general misunderstanding about net neutrality, particularly on the right.
I think there's info wars going on.
So, the first post I have is from the Conservative Preppers Network.
Not Conservative Peppers, not Conservative Step Peppers, Conservative Preppers Network.
I love my prepper.
The comment, the caption for this post is, this is net neutrality.
And then it's a doctored screen grab of a Pornhub search that says, Hey, hey, hey.
That's not what net neutrality is.
plan doesn't include access to pornhub.com visit verizon.com to purchase a plan that includes this service hey hey hey that's not what net neutrality is hey hey hey that's exactly the opposite of what net that's exactly what net neutrality is preventing from happening uh a la carte per diem uh pay as you go services is what net neutrality is preventing so So this is just, you know, right off the bat hilarious.
What does it mean?
They're standing for the removal of net neutrality by citing what will happen when it is removed.
They need to be more clear when they're making posts.
Oh, you think this is just an accident?
Oh yeah, they have this thing where they're having the opposite day every day.
And this makes sense to them.
This would be like if there was an anti-seatbelt campaign that showed the seatbelt slingshotting you through the windshield.
This is your body on seatbelts.
Oh my god.
Like if they showed someone getting stoned and like they were just like walking around normal.
Like bright eyed.
Like you who has to be high to function.
Cut that out.
Cut that whole thing out.
It's funny though how these people who make these memes are people who really want... they really want it.
Their memes won't get out there correctly.
If this happens.
Goddamn right!
I'm thinking now, this is just such a perfect example of what would happen when net neutrality is revoked.
This is probably a pro-net neutrality meme that was then used by Conservative Preppers Network, who added, this is net neutrality, to the caption.
Because that's not part of the meme.
That's just part of the post.
Yeah, they got it backwards.
We don't want neutrality in our porn, okay?
How can you have a sub and a dom if they're both equal?
No, that makes no sense.
It's about trust here.
It has to be 60-40 dom sub.
We can't have all fetishes be equal.
If net neutrality is passed, then the bronies are going to get the same amount of web space as the... what's a really disgusting anime...
I saw a manga one time that my weird mountain friend Ian had and it was a guy, a brother and sister, and a brother stuck milk up his sister's butt and then had sex with her in the butt and then it like squirted milk out everywhere.
Yeah, see, you like that.
That's the neutrality.
You want My Little Pony porn to have precedence over that wonderful piece of literature?
No.
That's not right.
Not all fetishes are equal.
I just want more mutual masturbation films.
That sounds pretty neutral.
I don't know.
That's what I'm looking for here.
Okay.
So put that in the neutral column.
He's obviously pro-neutrality over here.
Another meme from the faux-locifer.
Has a doctor talking to a patient and the caption is, I know you need a heart transplant but with government's new health neutrality, I need to spend time equally with all patients.
You'll have to wait until 2025.
Oh my god.
Yeah, these people don't understand jack shit.
Did you get this from that conservative Facebook?
I don't remember where I got this.
I think this one was from Anarchy Ball, which is like an anarcho-capitalist page.
Nice.
Which is like libertarianism with even less morals.
So a bunch of idiots?
A bunch of idiots who want to abolish the age of consent.
Exactly.
They're convicted.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like how it was two birds with one stone, too.
It's net neutrality, it's how bad that is, I guess, and basically how social healthcare, how single-payer type healthcare being available for people would be.
Yeah, no, no.
We want, in America, we want doctors to deny coverage to somebody else.
We don't want them to spend time with everybody.
How would we know who's better?
You're my personal doctor.
I think we get to the next one with Exhibit here.
I think this is a great insight.
Oh yeah, this one's hilarious.
I laughed out loud for real when I saw it.
It's the famous Exhibit meme from like 2006.
Still relevant and it's still used on Reddit today.
Does everybody remember this one?
The Pimp My Ride meme.
Yeah, it's uh, it's an exhibit, laughing, you know, and uh... It's a yo dawg meme.
Top text, yo dawg, I heard you wanted net neutrality.
Bottom text, nobody should... This is already wrong.
It's already not how an exhibit meme works.
Yo dawg, I heard you wanted net neutrality.
The next word should be so.
Yeah, that's very important for this to work.
Yo dawg, I heard you wanted net neutrality.
Bottom text.
Nobody should control the internet, so we're gonna control the internet to make sure nobody controls the internet.
This is a you're a special kind of stupid meme like they have their memes backwards like they're trying to find the flaw in the net neutralities Supporters logic and you would need a you're a special kind of stupid for that That's that's the meme that this statement calls for.
Not that I extremely upgraded you meme Not the, I upgraded you so hard it's a joke now.
Yeah, or the redundant phrase inserted into another redundant phrase.
No, nobody should control the internet.
Yeah, that's what people who are for regulating the internet think.
They think that nobody should control the internet.
They think that's the argument.
They think that that's the war we're fighting, is that there's someone controlling it.
It's like, yeah, Trump has the button to turn the internet off right now.
No, it's literally, people should control the internet and it should be me.
Like, I should get to control the internet.
That's my argument.
It should be regulated.
That is the stance that people should take.
And it already is.
And it's great.
And it is currently.
But it won't be.
It's not gonna be.
Very soon.
I think.
For sure.
They have no clue.
All this does is like, they really don't know the ramifications of this.
No.
And if they did and really understood it, it'd be right up the alley of things they should hate.
Yeah, well, I don't know about that.
I mean, they use the internet so much that they would hate the effects on it.
Yeah, they're going to trip out when it happens.
But their principles, supposedly, would suggest that they want it deregulated.
Yeah.
They hate paying taxes, they hate the government, but they love corporations.
So they don't mind paying extra for Netflix because Netflix can be successfully extorted.
They don't mind paying extra for Apple Music.
On top of what you're already paying for your Netflix and your Apple Music subscription.
They don't mind paying more for that as long as it goes to a corporation.
Exactly.
One of their favorite ones with the best logo.
That they don't benefit from.
Which one has the best logo?
It's so wild.
Which jersey do I want to win?
Which race car do I want to win?
This is the most honest these people get.
This is a tweet from Austin Peterson who says, You don't.
You have a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You want a gigabit for Battlefront 2?
You pay the market price and you do it because that game's awesome!
Oh god.
I guess he didn't get the memo that this game sucks.
Oh, I have no opinion about Battlefront 2, but if Austin likes it, I am willing to concede that it probably sucks.
For those Star Wars fans out there like myself, this is sad as fuck because the engine that the game's built on is awesome.
It looks insanely beautiful.
It's just fucking crazy, but It's just basically it's a pay-to-play type game.
Turns out you pay money for credits to progress in the game.
Right, which that makes so much sense why this guy likes that because that's how he wants his internet.
Late capitalism, baby.
He wants to fucking put a quarter in to turn the Netflix on.
Exactly.
I'll pay for the best internet if I'm getting the best internet.
Someone did the math.
I just want the quality to come through.
Well you're already paying for the best internet and then you get charged again to get your, you know, you have to like load up with a 50 pack of gems to get your reruns of Friends to play on Hulu.
That makes sense.
This argument is the same argument that's used against universal healthcare.
You don't have a right to healthcare, you have a right to access to healthcare, which is a meaningless distinction.
You have a right to work for fucking 60 hours a week to pay for access to health care.
No, because you still can't afford the health care you need if you need a heart transplant or if you have some sort of chronic illness.
Well, you gotta compete.
You gotta compete in this game out here.
Right, you should die.
Survival of the fittest, man.
If you wanted to live, you'd have a better job.
You can find a better one.
There's a better one out there.
So fucked up.
No, just it's so you have the you have a right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness like literally They just want to like drag food stamps on a long fishing line So people can pursue it for their entertainment.
Yeah Make them chase after it and it's like yeah, it's good fun.
But this is the most honest one.
It's just like, no, you don't get the internet if we don't want you to have it.
Yeah.
And if you wanted it, you'd work harder to get it.
Like, you don't have a right to it because you can't afford it.
I can afford it, so I can get it, so I'm cool with all of this.
That's the balance.
Which is him just toting, being stoked on the fact that he's an elite, and we're not.
I mean, it's amazing that these people are willing to, like, throw their weight behind Comcast and Verizon.
Who are like Time Warner.
These are like the most hated companies.
It's so bizarre.
In all of America.
They've never said a good thing about them when it comes to their day to day.
There's no way.
Maybe they're paid trolls.
No one's ever like, oh I just got off the phone with Comcast.
It was awesome.
Everything was good and smooth.
I love my TV plan.
I love my cable provider.
That's why they're not hemorrhaging users on a yearly basis because their services are so great and the way you have to pay for a package that you don't need.
Exactly.
And I love my home phone that rings off the hook constantly with telemarketers.
I want to know what these people's cell phone plans look like.
Because they must have a different perspective than I have.
They just sign up for shit and willy-nilly.
Their grandparent didn't like the craziest fucking like lowest rates unlimited data.
So they just don't get it.
Either that or they're just fucking being gouged out the butt and they just say, okay.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
They never see that piece of paper.
Nope.
They just auto pay.
Okay.
So should we move on?
Do we have?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's move on to a lighter subject.
Which is a wonderful Facebook post that has been making the rounds via various outlets, but in particular the Sarah Huckabee Sanders Supporters Facebook page.
This post has 31,000 likes as of today, about a week after it was posted.
And it has 7.9 thousand comments and 15,000 shares.
And rest assured, gentle listener, we have plucked the best of those 7.9 thousand comments.
But first, the post itself.
You should insert like fairytale music in here so like okay i'll think i'll check it out or you could just use that perfect fairy music yeah i mean just on a loop yeah because this is a funny tale okay well let's get to it uh this is so funny during a recent press conference a reporter with msnbc hollered from the press corps where is president trump hiding his tax returns
press secretary sarah huckabee sanders astutely responded we found a very secure place and i'm certain they won't be Get em.
And just where is that, said the reporter sarcastically.
Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, they are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his selective service registration.
Next question?
Flamed him.
And then at the bottom it says, read more news about gorgeous Sarah Sanders.
What the fuck?
She's not gorgeous.
She's about as gorgeous as my hand.
I don't care.
I don't know.
It's more funny that they chose a pretty bad picture of her.
Yeah, not a very good one.
There's better ones out there.
She's looking down and grimacing at a piece of paper.
It's odd that they chose to describe her in this context as The gorgeous?
Read more pithy quips from the sexpot, Sarah Sanders.
Not like the quick-witted Sarah Sanders, like the gorgeous.
Read more news about the totally fuckable Sarah Sanders.
Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?
The MSNBC press reporter hollers.
I imagine like some person sitting in like a press person with like a big white dunce cap on just like, WHERE ARE THOSE TAX RETURNS?
No, this is good.
This is good.
This is good reporting because as a reporter, like, you know that President Trump is hiding them from view of the public, but where?
And so what you do is... If he could just find them...
You follow your lead and you scream at Sarah Sanders, the White House spokesperson.
Where are they being hidden?
How are you supposed to access Trump?
How else are you supposed to access the White House?
I guess that's a good point.
You guys are screaming at her.
And I love these, I love these adverbs.
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders astutely responded, we found a very secure place and I'm sure they won't be found.
Wow, that is just such a cutting and incisive response.
But she literally had to stash these things.
No, she's just describing the place where they supposedly hit.
It's the most basic English I've ever heard in my life.
It's not astute.
And also, and where is that?
Said the reporter sarcastically.
Where is that?
I don't think that this is a sarcastic question.
I think the reporter genuinely wanted to know.
Where is that?
You can tell the maker of this meme.
A sarcastic question would be like, you know, uh, Hey Sarah, have you not been gorgeous lately?
In your face.
And then she would say, she would astutely respond, I haven't not been gorgeous lately.
You thought.
Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically.
That is the best part.
Sardonic grin.
I've read that part twice.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like this person's like looking through the dictionary for words.
It's great.
No, this reads like a long rambling laugh-a-palooza post from, from your aunt.
They are underneath Obama's college records.
You know the ones we were looking for?
Yeah, see to somebody who's not like totally submerged in like these impotent right-wing conspiracy theories about Obama like No one's ever heard of Obama's college records being hidden?
The only thing I've ever heard about is his birth certificate.
None of these are mainstream conspiracy theories.
They picked his funding sources to pay for college?
Do we hear that about anybody?
It's probably was his parents or grants.
Probably doesn't matter.
Like I said, do we know that about anybody?
It was one of four things.
Hey, who the fuck was Sarah Huckabee Sanders?
You know, who paid for her college?
We did.
Yeah, probably.
We paid for her two years at a community college.
She probably went to college.
I doubt it.
She's the daughter of a former governor.
- She's cool. - I'll look up her credentials. - She's the daughter of a former governor.
She definitely went to college.
Yeah, she okay.
She she skated buying.
She definitely went to college and she didn't learn shit We pay for it, but I don't think I don't think that she's not smart I think she's has like the hardest job in the world right now Like I do not envy her.
I shoot this job.
She has right now is fucking brutal.
I wouldn't give her too much credit though.
Oh No, no, no.
I'm just saying, like, this is a rough job.
I mean, she's stupid.
They're all, like, black-hearted plutocrats looking for a step up.
I mean, that's all it is.
And, like, she actually has to, like, talk to people.
They're just money people.
She just wants her piece of the pie.
But you can tell she's, like...
She's all in.
Yeah.
You can tell she doesn't give a fuck.
She's not like Spicer.
She's not.
And that's what she would say too.
She'd be like, but I'm good at my job.
This isn't necessarily about how I feel.
I'm good at my job.
Right.
She's probably, I mean, for all we know, she could be a fucking whatever.
That could not even be her political views, but she, she is definitely not Spicer.
Spicer was, you could tell, like, he was just like, he would get red and flustered.
And squeamish about lying constantly.
Yeah.
And, and, but she's just brazen.
We're kind of burying the lead here, which is that if, I don't know, you have a rudimentary understanding of the way people communicate with each other and the things that motivate people to ask questions or engage in a back-and-forth, you probably realized fairly quickly that this is all Totally real.
And actually happened.
Right.
Seems like something that could happen.
And are immediately sharing it with your family at this moment.
Yeah, see?
See, son?
This is how it works.
This is what happened today.
Because this is news about the gorgeous Sarah Sanders.
Absolutely.
Pwning somebody, for sure.
I bet my dad shuddered.
It's such a... It's so funny because it's like... Yeah, they'll convince themselves.
Like, no, no, someone's... My friend said that she saw the video of it.
Mm-hmm.
My friend told me about the video, it's really good.
I think they'll convince themselves there's some, like, reality here.
Like, they really believe this happened.
And I love, even if you did believe it happened, just how fucking corny and milquetoast this comeback is.
Like, oh, you want to see Trump's tax returns?
Well, they're in the same place as Obama's love for America.
She's pretty much like, well, did you check your butt?
Why don't you look up your butt?
Look behind your ear.
Oh, it's Obama's college records.
They're in the same place where Obama gets his dashikis made.
Lower Manhattan.
I would love to see Obama in Dixie.
He would look goddamn beautiful.
He'd look majestic.
Okay, so, uh... I'm gonna go through some of the comments here.
Joey, these all happened within a minute of me looking at this comment section.
Joey Shaver says, she has a big set of Christmas balls.
I like her.
Christmas balls?
You know Christmas balls?
Yeah.
Oh, cause tis the season.
That you hang from your Christmas dick?
You know, I have special truck nuts that are green and red.
Them are Christmas balls.
I thought those were like for Mexican pride.
No, no, I only wear them in December.
Okay.
So it's obvious.
And there's Garland.
Annette Shadowin.
Okay.
Elf princess name over here.
She sounds like a Wiccan.
No offense.
Says, way to go, Sarah.
We are proud of you, heart eyes, heart eyes.
All of us.
All of us here are proud of you.
We're so proud of you for finally sticking it to that MSNBC reporter we all hate.
The devils.
Glenda and Bobby Smith, joint account, says... Those names, that joint account, says... I do gotta get Facebook.
They say, gotta love her.
Do ya?
I would be getting so many arguments if I got a Facebook.
Cecile Gibbs says, the girl is quick.
Hard eyes.
She's a real whippersnapper.
I just picture this taking place.
She would have to have that written on her hand, right?
It's in the same place that, um, his, uh, you know.
Just, well, just the wind up to this, this joke.
Cause that's, it's, that's what this is.
It's a, it's a email joke that finally made it to Facebook.
Well, this would start at the beginning of the press conference right here.
This is how the press conference would start, right?
What?
Like, with someone just asking.
Where are his tax returns?
No, where is he hiding them?
Where is he hiding them?
Check behind that portrait.
Check behind the portrait back there.
You think there's a safe?
She was gonna like leave a riddle behind.
We can find it later.
Where is he hiding them?
And she did.
No, in the information age, in the age of WikiLeaks, the safest thing to do with your tax returns is print them all out onto physical pieces of paper, and then hollow out your favorite book, and then fold them up and place them inside.
And if you set them on fire, it deletes them for real.
Yep.
Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?
Then I just pictured Sarah leaning in, putting a hand on her chin, measuring the audience, scanning the crowd.
Well, we've found a very secure place, and I'm certain they won't be found.
And then there's another step.
There's another step to this.
And the reporter, laughing maniacally and rolling his eyes sarcastically, says, and just where is that?
And then Miss Sanders grins sardonically, leans forward presumptuously.
She's not jilted.
Puts her elbow up on the podium.
Religiously.
It's like so painful to read and to think that this registered as natural dialogue to somebody.
For a meme maker.
A Russian troll.
You have to say it.
Read it again.
I can't.
I've already read it twice.
And you know that when they read it, they were like, yes!
They felt good.
They were like, yes!
Really stuck it to them.
I used some good $5 words here.
They don't talk about Obama anymore.
We ain't talking about what he's done.
I wrote about a paragraph.
I think this is enough.
Like, these are... The people... Like, all 7.9 thousand comments are...
Way to go, Sarah.
You get him, tiger.
Good for you.
I love this lady.
She's 7.9 thousand comments in the span of a week of just people like unflailingly, unwaveringly, sardonically believing what is in front of their like, these are probably mostly boomers.
These are probably mostly 50 year olds.
Yeah.
Who just have no internal bullshit detector, and they just register when they're supposed to be happy, and when they're supposed to be angry, and when they're supposed to be laughing, and this like, hit the basic buttons that made them respond.
And it's the whole thing too.
It's like we talked about.
There's that generation that just thinks that if it's on the internet, it had to go through a certain process to make sure it's been validated and it's real.
And because I'm seeing it on the Facebook and I'm reading the words, I'm seeing a picture of her, this is real.
And they said MSNBC.
And they say news.
They said news.
So this is a real thing that happened.
There's no way I could see this if it was fake.
That wouldn't happen.
Only fake news is fake.
I don't think these people are capable of that sort of reflection.
and think that they at least just they subconsciously know that they're spending belief just to you know accept what they want to accept but i don't think these people are capable of that sort of reflection i think they thought she said this and that's great do you think i think that i think that yes people definitely think that she said this this is real seven point 7.9 thousand people, well I would say 31 thousand people liked this enough to think that she said it.
Luckily that's not that many people.
And town.
This is just one.
This thing.
It's a lot.
It is.
That's viral for sure.
But this isn't the only page to post this.
Right.
This is like an ongoing.
This dates back to when Sean Spicer was in the.
There was a Sean Spicer one in there too.
The same exact thing just with him.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
It's just wish fulfillment, right-wing fantasy.
It's fan fiction.
It's funny because if this had happened, and if this really happened, we would know about it, and we would probably have some funny opinion about it.
But this didn't happen, so we really just laughed at the people who think it did.
Because wouldn't you be like, oh, okay, well, if she really believes that, that's pretty hilarious she said that, and we would be laughing at her.
Yeah, we would all be laughing.
We would all be laughing at her.
It'd be funny.
But since it didn't happen, we don't get to laugh.
But the setup is so cringeworthy, too.
So cringeworthy, yeah.
That you would be like, who the fuck is, like, Katie Terr asked where they're hiding his tax returns?
Yeah, it's an organic thing that people say.
It just doesn't make sense at all from the beginning.
It's not how press briefings go.
Like, at first blush, there's no way that this should pass your bullshit detector.
Yeah, it's people that don't understand.
Unless you've just totally turned it off.
It's people that just got into politics when Donald Trump started running for president.
No, these people are, like, consistently politically engaged.
These are the people who go out, they fuckin' sit at home all day watching Fox News, and then they get wheeled to the voting booth every two years, and they're there.
Literally.
I love this comment.
Ann Townsend Harmon says, she is always intelligently truthful.
Oof, hard hard.
As opposed to being stupidly truthful, where you're like, Durr, E equals MC squared, buh.
It's true, but you sound real stupid.
Yeah.
Not her.
She's, she's, she's so, you know, she's a real whippersnapper.
She's real astute.
Real quick witted.
It's insane.
Sarah is such an inspiration.
She says things with intelligence, class, and humor while maintaining professional composure.
So proud of her and have mad respect for her role.
They obviously don't watch these conferences, these press conferences, press briefings because she's usually pretty flustered and pretty annoyed.
Yeah, don't they watch Fox News?
They would have seen this on Fox News.
Uh, Jim Catton says, I see the snowflakes are still in Meltdown.
Oof.
Got em!
Man, the brands are so brutal.
I just hate that projection, man.
That's like the response to like the 1% of people who were trying to like, reason with these people.
Like, hey!
Like, please, this didn't happen.
Like, for real.
I know you like Trump and you like her, but this isn't real.
And this would be real cool if it did.
This is like what people mean when they say fake news.
And this is that.
This is news that's not real.
Yeah, I was on Reddit just to like vet this meme and then just to see what Reddit, the Donald's response was to it.
Luckily, Reddit collective consciousness prevailed, and the only comments were like, this is fake.
This isn't real.
This is fake news.
So, I mean, at least that, like, culture of Reddit still exists.
Facebook is unique there.
Well, those are internet people.
Right.
Like, the people on Reddit are internet people.
Sure.
Like, they're younger people.
So, they can fucking, like, have a basic grade school level of reading comprehension.
I'm not defending the Donald at all.
I'm not saying you're defending him.
I'm just complimenting them actually.
Don't make me get up at this fucking couch, at this futon.
But, like, Facebook is a special kind of stupid.
Yeah.
Facebook has a very unique demographic.
That's what I mean.
The threshold of access is just way too low.
It's crazy.
It's not internet users, and it's not.
You know, my grandma just got Facebook.
My grandma literally just got Facebook, and I almost want to get it just to follow her.
It is literally for, like, 45-plus-year-olds now.
It is.
They love it.
And your occasional 30 year old with a podcast.
I was going to say something super offensive.
But no, a lot of people aren't.
I'm glad you said that you were going to say something super offensive.
And didn't say it.
I should just say it.
No, we should just keep going with content worth listening to.
I was going to say, never mind.
This is great podcasting.
These people are telling me that this source of information is in fact incorrect.
I love these snowflakes.
I love these snowflakes telling me that the Republican Senate and House are just on the verge of cutting my Social Security and Medicare.
I love triggering them.
I love when they get triggered and tell me that I'm going to starve in a poor home with nobody to feed me and I'll have to feast on my own tumors to get by.
It only comes down to because this wouldn't happen to me.
That's what it all comes down to, that mentality.
This would never happen to me.
You know, I don't suckle off the teat of the government.
This wouldn't happen to me.
I have my account, my savings going properly and all this stuff, but they don't realize, no, that's exactly what's going to happen to you.
You're going to get fucked too.
But they just don't think they will because it's them.
And I mean, it's, they're more than willing to fuck over the next generation.
Like, they already have their Social Security payments.
They already have their Medicare.
Yeah.
And it's like...
Out of spite that they're going to yank that shit away from the next generation because we had the audacity to allow gay marriage and to elect a black president.
I feel like that's the sentiment of the oligarch politicians and basically the entire GOP and corporate people.
No, there's tons of grievance just in the electorate.
It's all grievance.
If you ask these people what's wrong with the world, they'll say the next generation.
Millennials are what's wrong with the world.
They're what's wrong with the world, yeah.
If it was us, we would be prepared for this.
If it was us, we wouldn't have let this happen.
But they're not realizing it was you and you did.
You had the fucking most blessed existence possible.
You had the middle class created for you by government intervention, by injecting capital into your fucking wallet.
Why do you think we're hearing all this shit from them?
You know, because they're so, like, coddled, like spoiled children.
And now that after 40 years of systematically chipping away at it, they're offended that people would at all complain about not having a fucking job or healthcare or the means to support themselves.
Well, they're fine.
Or they can't imagine being in a world where they don't have that shit.
It must just be because they don't work.
You know, that must be it.
Okay, top comment on this post from Sarah Succabee's supporters.
Brian Brickley says, I saw that press conference when she gave that response.
I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has to be one of the best press secretaries ever.
So we must be wrong.
This man saw it happen.
I'm cringing so hard right now.
Can you imagine believing that?
Brenda Moore says, hands down the best!
And then Jason Coker replies with this Snopes article that totally debunks not only this claim, like not only the claim that she said all this, but also the fucking six different conspiracy theories she alludes to.
Like, I feel like the purpose of this chain email Is to somehow broaden the scope of conspiracy theories that the public is aware of.
Yeah, show them other ones.
Like, oh, I heard the phrase, uh, Obama's college records.
Oh, there must be something to that now.
Yeah, what's with those?
Yeah.
He got them on the internet.
College records.
That's a piece of paper I can see somewhere.
Just another phrase I can use at Thanksgiving to alienate my children.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, so Jason Corker replies with this Snopes article, and Brian Brickley, the OP in this comment thread, says, Jason Corker, Snopes is well known for its lack of accuracy.
Oh god.
Whereas Sarah Huckabee Sanders supporters Facebook group is not very well known for its lack of accuracy.
I watched the press conference as it was aired live.
I'm a retired federal prosecutor.
I know many of the players in Washington, and that is typical Sarah.
So please spare me the conspiracy theory bovine scatology.
Wow.
This guy's a fucking liar.
Bovine scatology.
Just a great- Holy shit.
He replied sardonically.
Is that bullshit?
Is that the joke?
Yeah, that's the joke.
I just love that kind of lying.
So many holes in that.
I didn't even get bullshit, thank you for that.
Because scatology doesn't mean shit.
bovine scatology boodoo scat-cat-dead ba-da-bao scat-a-doo-dao yeah yeah people who claim to be I don't know federal prosecutors are psychopathic enough for this to be that part of it to be real Well, no, this guy's just a fucking psycho.
He's a retired one, right?
I don't know when he retired, but she's like, she's pretty green in the world of DC.
You know, she didn't do too much before this.
They probably, even if he was there, they did not meet.
Oh, well what he's saying is I know many of the players in Washington, he means Mike Huckabee who plays bass.
Players, yeah.
At the club, at the club.
Right, so that was left out.
He plays sax.
I know many of the bass players in Washington.
Let's move on to the Michael Flynn segment of this podcast.
It's just full of bubble logic.
It's bizarre.
So, just background.
Michael Flynn was charged with lying to the FBI because he made phone calls to the Russians on behalf of Donald Trump, President-elect at the time.
To talk about sanctions and to talk about a UN vote and how Russia should respond to these things basically in order to achieve Trump's foreign policy goals in the future.
And, as far as I know, everything he did was legal.
Yeah, it's not illegal, I don't think.
He's just a fucking dumbass who lied to the FBI about it after the fact.
And that is, in fact, illegal?
Yeah.
It shows he was doing something fucking shady.
I mean, he's real, like, anybody who's watched him try to act like a normal person in public knows that something's off with this dude.
Dude, I love the videos of him at the RNC.
It's so fucking weird.
Yeah, he's a fucking weird, weird psychopath.
Yeah, for sure.
I have one comment.
Dave Calm says, this is just a random ass fucking comment that's really funny.
Before we get into like these serious conspiracy theories about Michael Flynn.
I love conspiracy theories.
Dave Calm says, The lefty troll explodes with desperate hope.
And then there's those like stressed out sweating emojis.
Sorry spud star, your potato blast is just you going full hash brown.
The charges are not serious and the leak contained nothing.
Wow.
Am I missing something?
Apparently a huge demographic over here is improv students.
We're coming up with real funny jokes.
This is just how Idahoans talk.
This is just the terminology.
God, I smoke too much weed.
Spudstar?
Is this guy Michael Colm from Idaho?
I don't know.
You're a poet.
Spudstar, though?
Was that the person's name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, Spudstar.
Oh, he's responding to somebody named Spudstar.
No, he's just... No.
That's a shitty... This wasn't in a thread at all.
That's a jab?
Wow.
This wasn't a response to anybody.
This was just... He's, like, envisioning... It's like, sorry, champ.
Like, this is his, like, diminutive nickname for something.
He just wanted to go on a potato rant.
Sorry.
Spudstar, but I'm... And for some reason...
I'm, like, offended by it.
Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
Potatoes are important.
Oh, is this an anti-Irish screed?
It's an anti-nightshade thing going on.
Yeah.
Sorry, broccoli head.
Your celery is stalking the room.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Oh, man.
That was too good, dude.
Okay, now to the meat.
Those were the potatoes.
I love that.
That'll do for sure.
So there's a picture of Michael Flynn.
This is like a meme, I guess.
I don't know.
It's like a macro image graphic, whatever you call those.
Maybe the best picture they could find of Flynn.
It's a quote from ABC News, supposedly, that says, "...as he grew increasingly concerned about crippling legal costs he would face if he continued to contest the charges." Underneath that, in other words, it was cheaper to lie and save his own skin.
So the assumption there is that he lied to the FBI again?
After not being able to contest the charges.
So this is like assuming that Michael Flynn is working with the FBI and lying to them about Trump.
And then under that it says, fired for lying to the administration, lied to the FBI, and we are expected to believe this time he is telling the truth?
It's like you're saying, no matter what you're saying, you're saying at some point he lied to the FBI.
Right.
This is more of like a, this is more of more mind boggling than the Sarah Huckabee Sanders thing.
This is like some sort of ancient riddle about like, like there's a man who, who only lies on a Wednesday.
If he tells you that Trump contacted the Russians, what day is it?
This is some old Mesopotamian like tablet that got transcribed into him Didn't Trump like like say like Flynn's a good guy.
Yeah, he says he feels bad for him.
Yeah, so like, why don't they follow their demigod leader?
But yeah, it's fired for lying to the administration.
So they admit that he lied to the administration, but they think that he's lying about lying to the FBI.
He's telling a lie about that lie he told.
And they're all saying that this is all everything he did like was kind of good.
They're saying like this is like this because he was kind of riding for him.
No, this is that's a different thing.
That's just a self-contained.
This is an anti Michael Flynn.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, this is Michael Flynn is a liar.
So why we should we believe him that he's a liar?
Yeah, this is InfoWars.
Oh, I don't think I don't think he's been brainwashed now too and has gone to the other side.
I don't think known liar Michael Flynn is the best source on whether or not Michael Flynn is a liar.
You know what I mean?
How do you believe a liar when he tells you he's telling the truth?
Fake news.
See, because a liar can't lie all of the time because you would know that their lies wouldn't be effective.
You could just do the opposite or you could take their meaning to be the opposite of whatever they said.
So they have to tell the truth sometimes in order to give their lies more credence.
Exactly.
Validity.
That's how these people are thinking though.
I'm going to introduce a character into the canon of this podcast.
He's already had a soft introduction in the More Me Too episode.
And this man's name is Mike Rilling.
Oh, Mike Rilling!
Mike Rilling is the author of the Tim Allen meme where it's like Roy Moore grabbed these women 40 years ago?
Oh man.
And they still think it's a crime now?
Shout out Mike Rilling.
Okay, so the reason Mike Rilling originally came to my attention is because he made some fucking amazingly heinous, uh...
Irish slaves versus black slaves meme that I am just still genuinely surprised he was willing to put his name on it.
That's for another date, I'm sure.
But that's how I first came to know who Mike Rilling is.
So this is a post from him.
Do you all understand without Flynn lying in the first place and getting fired, there would be no investigation?
No Comey getting fired.
No special investigator.
No draining of the swamp.
This guy has his... okay.
This was the plan all along to bring down the elites.
The one... the one elite.
Think of Flynn as Jason Bourne.
brought down was the director of the FBI who could have been fired at any point with the base with the incoming administration didn't so let me let me just finish this next part it's not done oh my god think of Flynn as Jason Bourne he don't make mistakes calm down buckle up and enjoy the ride and And when things start to look bad for the president, look back on how many other times it looked bad for him and he came out smelling like roses.
I'll remember all those times.
Just totally unscathed by any number of self-inflicted wounds he's made over the past eight months or fuck no it's what 12 months now Jesus Christ.
It's been a year.
He smells not like roses but like like weak old unwashed gym shorts.
He smells not like roses but like an outcast song.
Like, woo woo woo.
Like, woo boo woo.
He's like Jason Bourne for being fucking stupid enough to lie to the FBI because it was all part of some master plan for himself to get fired.
He's like, nah man, this is how I'm gonna do early retirement.
Yeah, I mean, if that was the goal, then he did it.
That was not his goal.
Even if it were his goal, this is like you getting fired from your job at Best Buy because the plan is to take down the manager.
The plan is you and the regional manager have this crazy plan where you're gonna lie to your manager so that they fire you and then after that, oh, your regional manager now somehow has the ability to fire the manager.
On account of you getting fired like a dumbass.
Exactly like this.
Because without that, how else would their boss be able to fire them?
Yeah, you have to fire them because of the firing.
What's crazy though is you're still not even done with this.
No, I'm not.
Holy shit.
You have to understand, we may have read the art of the deal.
It's true, we all may have read the art of the deal.
That's a factual statement.
We may have read the art of the deal, but he wrote it!
He thinks different!
That's my favorite description of Donald Trump's thought process.
He thinks different.
That man thinks different.
He think different!
Like an Apple computer campaign.
Think different.
Nailed it.
This is the stuff that your grandchildren are going to be studying in their history books titled, How the Republic was Restored.
That's funny because I was just going to make a joke about how in 20 years when Donald Trump's still dictator, we're going to be reading The Art of the Deal as mandated, government-issued fucking propaganda.
See, we may have read The Art of the Deal, but you know who wrote it?
Some guy?
Some guy not named Donald Trump?
Yeah, Donald Trump and some guy.
They're thinking that, you know, Flynn is a pawn that Donald Trump so eloquently finessed Into doing all these little things because it's all going to work out in the end.
I don't think that's it.
I think it says, think of Flynn as Jason Bourne.
Flynn is the man on the ground, in the shit, making these split decisions and he has the trust of Donald Trump, who is his director.
Ah, but wasn't Jason Bourne like a, like a loose cannon?
I mean, I think he made several mistakes.
Wasn't he trying to kill him the whole time?
He was like a cute badass.
Doesn't the movie open with his body washing ashore?
Yeah, and he has amnesia.
He doesn't know what's going on.
So yeah, he is like Jason Bourne.
The government's after him because he fucked up somewhere.
Except he looks like a bird.
Okay, let's move on to Eric Trump's take on ABC's faulty reporting about this story.
Stop letting this guy talk.
Stop letting Eric... Why are they letting him talk still?
He's verified now.
It's crazy.
So, ABC published a...
There's a faulty story about how when Donald Trump gave these directions to Michael Flynn to contact the Russians, he was only a candidate and not actually president, which would be a possible violation of the Logan Act, which prevents citizens from intervening in like foreign affairs and shit like that.
And so you know fake news ABC's fake news Eric Trump says I hope one of these days Journalists will learn that spewing hashtag fake news has consequences Brian Ross's botched reporting ABC temporarily what?
Okay, the botched reporting dropped the market 350 points undoubtedly costing people save costing people Savings accounts.
So people were lost in this transaction.
No.
Undoubtedly costing people savings accounts, 401ks, pension funds, charities, etc.
Millions of dollars.
No, that's not how this works.
Yeah, so the...
You should read the number.
I'm doing that right now.
The Dow was at 24,300 and it went down to 23,900.
And yeah, this is just a massive blip.
and it went down to 23,900.
And yeah, this is just a massive blip.
If it dips like 1,000 points, that's a pretty fat blip.
But like 350, you got to think of this as like a ratio.
I like to think of it as totally arbitrary decisions made by the wealthiest people in the world and has no basis in reality, no basis in what actually benefits people.
And that's the way I like to run the economy.
That's the way I like to, um, we should only, because of this, like, totally insane and arbitrary set of uh actions have such far-reaching consequences on on my 401k or uh you know my health funds or whatever.
I think we should only publish news that benefits that market.
That's the solution that these people come to.
The solution that they come to isn't that hey maybe we should depend less on a bunch of uh Dead-eyed, sociopathic monsters trading millions of dollars?
No, we should actually alter the fabric of reality so that it only pleases these people.
Therefore, maybe I'll be able to scrape together something that I can die on.
What's really funny is that they get vocal about this thing, right?
This fake news stock market coincidence blip.
But they're also like totally finalized people that they're putting in office passing this crazy tax plan that's going to fuck them all up.
And they're cool with that.
That's fine.
Are you having a meltdown over there, Snowflake?
I'm sorry.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
That's not the issue at hand.
The issue at hand is fake news.
Worrying about my retirement package?
Boy, I love triggering you people.
One of the only things I ever hear my dad say about positives that Trump's doing is in relation to the stock market.
My dad has zero dollars in the stock market.
In any form of stock market.
Yeah.
At all.
No mutual fund, no Roth, nothing.
And so, and I guarantee you the people that share that shit on Facebook, like, or whatever, a majority of the people that are like, right on, Eric Trump.
Eric Trump, right?
Mm-hmm.
They don't have money invested in the stock market either because they're, they're just, they're, they don't.
I mean, maybe they do have 401ks.
Okay, maybe they have 401ks.
Okay, but like they just they don't actively watch any of this shit.
They don't give a shit They just pick and choose their battles and if they see somebody like Eric Trump Trump saying this is a factual like Negative thing then like oh, that's our point to to argue.
It's just like it but the the thing is like This isn't the conclusion you should take away from this.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, if you have, if you have, like, a section of your house where the floor is held together by, like, silly putty and bits of string and maybe a couple twist ties, you don't get mad at the person who steps too close to it.
Maybe just have a different type of floor.
Exactly, yeah.
Fix the floor, maybe?
Like, oh, uh...
Maybe this insane system that can just fucking fall apart at the drop of a hat isn't the way to survive.
Yeah, longevity is not exactly what people are thinking over here.
And the idea that, oh, Trump's a great president because the stock market likes him?
Like, we don't like these people.
We don't like stock traders.
We don't like the banks.
We don't like these people.
These are people not to be liked.
And it only makes sense that they would love Donald Trump.
It was never...
It was never a possibility that they wouldn't respond positively to a fucking billionaire.
To someone who made it work.
Some dude who's done nothing but screw over the middle class and spend money out of other people's misery.
That's what Wall Street's built on, and of course they're gonna love that.
Like, it's so crazy.
I mean, this guy was literally a slumlord, and they're still just cool with it.
The same people posting this are actually dealing with people every day who are screwing them over, but they see some victory in this person being president.
They're just lambs lining up for slaughter.
They're idiots.
Mike Rilling, our guy, shares some article from a website called silenceisconsent.net, which has a very unfortunate double meaning.
That is the opposite of what silence is actually.
No, no.
Wow.
The headline is, ABC almost crashed the stock market with fake news about President Trump.
That's the headline.
That's the well-written headline.
And then it says, underneath it says, the Dow Jones had a down day on Friday.
It's like the normal ebb and flow of the stock market.
The session ended nearly 40 points lower for the day.
So it gained back 346 points.
That's what it does.
It fluctuates.
Of course.
It gained back 346 points.
That's what it does.
It fluctuates.
Of course.
The market fucking fluctuates.
Yeah, but it's just based on what...
I mean, ABC was probably finally reporting some good news about Trump toward the end of the day.
And that's when it...
They knew that they had to make up for it.
Yeah, the stock market and Trump are symbiotic entities.
They suck each other.
The caption here is, Jeff Ross of ABC News deliberately misled America and the investors of America.
The investors of America?
You mean like the Chinese people that loaned us money?
lie to america and affect the economy the investors of america you mean like the chinese people that loaned us money now who will investigate how many executives at abc made dollar signs millions with this information to short the market and make millions in profits yeah they shorted the market when it was down for 350 points and even if it worked what's the math
In what world does ABC make money off of the market dropping?
They were just itching to run a negative story about Trump knowing that the market would dip.
They think they have to make something up about this awful person who just gives us fodder all day long, that you have to fabricate, and you don't have to fabricate anything, just any day.
There are things he's still doing every day that we just stop talking about.
Like, we don't even talk about how much he golfs anymore.
You can't talk about all this shit all the time when you get depressed.
And he's been golfing the whole time and we kind of stopped talking about it because it's just like, eh, yeah.
I think he's golfed two-thirds of the days he's been in office.
Literally.
Literally.
Yeah.
We're just cool with it.
It's become part of the thing.
Just a few comments on this.
Sarada K. McLaughlin says, Knew it was a lie immediately.
Too bad the market did not.
Mike Rilling replies, but he lied to all of his viewers, which is basically the customers of ABC News Corporation, and he still keeps his job.
If any of us had done what he did, we would be fired.
Like, in response to that person?
And Mayor says, we knew it was a pure lie.
We love our awesome president.
Mike Rilling says, somebody undoubtedly made huge profits by manipulating the market.
Undoubtedly.
In response to that person?
This is just all a thread.
Oh, okay.
Wow, he's just like fueling their pissedness.
His response?
His response is just his post.
Every time.
We haven't even scratched the surface of him liking his own comments.
We're on Twitter right now, aren't we?
No, we're on Facebook.
Mike Rilling is a Facebook magnate.
Yeah, somebody undoubtedly, this is what you do, you just say, somebody, like, the Democrats undoubtedly molest children.
Undoubtedly.
I do not doubt that.
Because, as a Republican, and we do too, they gotta do it too, I'm sure!
It only makes sense that everybody's doing it.
Linda Jo Law says, this was planned to short the market.
I believe if you look at the executives of ABC, find the ones that bought and sold stock.
So Linda's on the case.
Linda knows where to look.
Linda says, look at the stock market.
Go see what execs were doing things that day.
Look who made a purchase.
Look who called in to those stockbrokers.
I love Linda.
I love Linda reads this post by Mike Rilling and she's suddenly inspired.
Suddenly realizes.
To learn what the stock market is.
This was planned to short the market.
She spent the last half hour reading Wikipedia.
It's all there.
It's also obvious.
This is about all I have for the Michael Flynn thing.
The last thing is just a picture of Hillary Clinton holding a microphone at one of the debates.
This is from Mike Rilling.
Top text.
Flynn is guilty of lying.
I destroyed 33,000 emails under subpoena and walk free.
Bottom text.
Any questions?
What a great meme.
No question, Mark.
And then Debbie Kid is the only comment.
She says she's so proud of herself she makes me sick.
Debbie Kid thinks Hillary Clinton actually said this.
Well, it's right here.
It's right here in impact font.
Dude, it's on Facebook.
The most impactful font there is.
Do you think that Mike Reiling's a little mad?
Because he's like, no, she couldn't have said that, I made that up, like, give me credit for my meme.
Quick thought, do you think that the whole fake news thing is set up for Facebook to be the only real news in the future?
Imagine that dystopia.
Think about it.
Facebook is set up For fake news so that it will be the only real news in the future.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Think about that!
Think about it.
All right, think about it, listener, and thank you for listening.
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Yeah.
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You gotta stop.
And I'm sick.
I gotta stop doing that, huh?
You gotta stop!
You're still looking good in brown right now.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You look great in that.
Thank you.
The UPS Off-White Virgil Abloh collab you got on right there.
It's beautiful.
I don't know, I just got it for free from Twin Hill.
Yeah, MinionDeathCult at gmail.com.
MinionDeathCult Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
I post these memes that we're talking about on Instagram so you can follow along.
And yeah, that's it.
Bye.
Love you, Michael.
See ya.
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