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July 12, 2023 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
11:34
JP Sears and Mikki Willis force Mike Adams to embrace "the science"
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Why is comedy important?
Comedy is the court jester.
The purpose of the court jester in the kingdom is to help keep the king's ego in check.
So the court jester is meant to point out the flaws, the holes in the king's actions and thinking, so the king can laugh at that and say, I didn't see that before.
My normal advisors can't tell me that because I cut their heads off.
But you made me laugh.
So you can tell me things, dear court jester, that other people can't tell me.
Now a king that means well realizes, yeah, at times I get out of balance.
I get egotistical.
I become corruptible.
So court jester...
Call me out.
But a king who doesn't have the intention of serving his kingdom well.
Censored, deplatformed.
So, we know who the kings and queens truly are based on their tolerance to have the court jesters around and laugh at themselves.
And the more tyrannical the king gets, the more we need the court jester.
You mentioned...
I'm sorry.
In terms of...
I'm so sorry.
In terms of...
I just...
I'm sorry.
I can't help but notice the life jacket.
I'm glad you brought it up.
I was getting a little uncomfortable.
Are you a good person, Mickey?
I'd like to think that I am.
No, you're not.
Okay.
You're putting everybody at risk by not wearing a life jacket.
My life jacket does not work unless you put one on.
Okay.
I mean, I understand where you're going.
I just don't know how convenient it is in the middle of an interview.
I don't think keeping everybody safe, I don't know that convenience is...
That should really be the question.
It's weird.
I don't mean to just say this because you're sitting here in front of me, but I haven't felt this safe in a while.
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
So, where were we now?
You're a man of science, aren't you?
You mean a man of...
I follow Anthony Fauci?
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm a science man myself.
The latest flotation device administration information release, we're finding that one life jacket simply isn't enough.
We need a booster life jacket.
Oh, you've brought one.
That's awesome.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, can you just imagine those idiots out there walking around like a moron not wearing a life jacket right now?
So, um...
What is perhaps something that we don't know about JPCers that might be slightly uncomfortable for you to share with us?
But because we're so close and because I have blue eyes, today you might make an exception.
When I was a seven-year-old boy, I was the top collegiate female swimmer in the world.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Thank you.
Alright, that was clearly a very powerful clip.
Not sure exactly what to make of it.
Want to explain that?
Yeah, science.
Is there anything to add to that, Mickey?
Well, yeah, I just, I want to say that it was a little shocking to me when that happened during the interview.
And since then, a lot has changed in my life.
But they're not the standard life jacket that you would think they are.
We're actually in development on these now.
They're CDC and FDA approved life jackets.
Why would you need any life jacket?
It's impossible to not drown without a life jacket, Mike.
In fact, our life jackets obviously aren't going to work unless you put a life jacket on.
They're completely untested, but presumably very safe.
There's been a few accidental drownings with them, but we've got those erased from the news.
For God's sakes, Mike, we're at risk of drowning and you're refusing to put yours on.
No, no, but I just want to say I understand, Mike, because I was there and I remember how it felt when JP presented this to me.
You should be in jail!
Wow, really?
Well, if it means that much to you, to appease you, can you continue the interview if I put this on?
This is the only way we're going to continue the interview.
I just asked this of you.
In all seriousness, I just want to ask you something.
Take a deep breath for a second.
You're my guest.
You can't just do everything.
Just take a deep breath for a second.
And now check in.
Do you notice?
Be honest with us and with your viewers.
Do you notice a difference?
I do feel like slightly hugging me, perhaps.
You know, childhood memories.
Do you feel less racist?
Now that you mention it, I was recently arguing that Asians should not be discriminated against in college admissions.
Was that racist?
I'm not touching that one.
I know a lot of Asians.
As long as you're promoting college admissions based on a racial bias, that's not racist, as long as they're not white.
Where are you going?
Could you ask Mike if he'd be willing to put a red square in his Instagram bio?
Mike, would you be willing to put a red square in your Instagram bio?
I think I'm going overboard to wear the life jacket, if you don't mind the pun.
But where is the water that you are fearful of?
Where's the virus?
I never said there was one.
Science has proven water exists and viruses.
What we wanted to talk about is that JP and I have joined a partnership and we have two flagship products that we're working on.
One of them is an immune-restoring product that is probably the best in the world to help restore natural immunity around the world for all the damaged immune systems, but who cares about that?
You can find that at Get Fierce Now.
It's developed by the top scientists in the world.
Well, the other business venture Mickey and I are launching that you didn't ask about, so we'll be happy to tell you.
Is this patented life jacket technology.
Here's how much this will help humanity.
It's looking like it'll give us a profit of $27 billion in the first year alone.
Wow.
Those are some fascinating projections.
Once we have them mandated.
Oh.
We're working on that right now.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, keep us posted on how that goes.
You got Fauci?
You working with Fauci?
You working with the governor?
Yeah, we just have to ramp up the fear enough that people will surrender their civil liberties and then accept the fact that we all need to be wearing these.
As a matter of fact, I want to show you real quick, because it's not just for in-studio apparel, but this is myself and my family this morning.
So you notice there that that's my little guy.
So what I wanted to talk about was that you notice he's got the thumb upside down.
And so we're...
This is kind of tough to talk about, but he's been homeschooled.
And obviously he's been homeschooled.
And so we're having trouble with him right now because he just won't comply.
And so we're looking for a public school right now to enroll him into so he can have some proper indoctrination.
But I will say this.
If it turns out that he grows up to think for himself and becomes his own man, I'm still going to love him anyway.
Rudy!
Come on!
Up!
Let's go!
Come on!
Get up!
Up!
Yes!
There we go!
Good boy, Rhody!
Is that real?
That's AI. It's definitely real.
How would we do this?
Do you mind if he bites it?
Can we get camera one tighter on the testicles, please?
There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
He loves it.
He loves it.
That's what I... I made that sound when I first...
That's the sound of feeling safe.
Proves that dogs are smarter than non-compliant humans.
Exactly.
While Mike is busy with his third guest, I'd like to invite everyone to PlandemicSeries.com or Plandemic3.com.
All of the movies in the Plandemic Series are free, absolutely free.
As a matter of fact, my book is free.
You can download that right there at PlandemicSeries.com.
What about finding JP, by the way, if people want more life jacket knowledge?
Well, the life jacket aisle section at the local sporting goods store is a good place to find me.
Awakenwithjp.com is the other great place to find me.
It's linked to all my content.
So also the best place to avoid on the internet if you find me offensive.
How do you know you're wearing enough life jackets?
Great question.
How do you define enough?
Great question.
Booster life jackets, then boost the booster life jackets.
Basically, if there's any, the human to life jacket ratio, you want about...
Ten to one.
Oh, is that right?
So this is obviously not enough.
We just, to be on camera, need some surface area of our skin.
I do want to say, just for FDA compliance, you don't want to drive with more or four of these on because it can impede your vision.
Oh, but it's okay to use the toilet with them.
I wouldn't use it without it.
Absolutely.
Near water.
It's required.
Thank you for your compliance.
Thank you for surrendering the arrogance of your sovereignty.
You complying to the ways of natural flotation immunity.
It makes us feel right.
I'm here to please the guests.
And I'm just wondering who's going to wear this life jacket next after it's on his balls.
Mike, thank you for having all of our personalities as a guest.
It's been a pleasure.
Okay, yeah, thank you.
And thank you for watching.
Of course, this has been a satire segment.
I hope you enjoyed it.
But we're all lighthearted.
We want to have fun in the world.
Thank you, J.P. Sears, for coming.
And Mickey, also.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Mickey Willis, everybody.
Plandemicseries.com.
That's it.
And J.P. Sears, Awaken with J.P. Yes, sir.
On all the video platforms.
Yeah.
Okay, excellent.
And thank you for watching today.
Mike Adams here at Brighteon.com.
And we're ready.
We're ready for the hurricane that's not coming because we need the moisture at this point.
So bring it on.
Thanks for watching today.
Take care.
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