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Joke's on You
00:10:53
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| Why is comedy important? | |
| Comedy is the court jester. | |
| The purpose of the court jester in the kingdom is to help keep the king's ego in check. | |
| So the court jester is meant to point out the flaws, the holes in the king's actions and thinking, so the king can laugh at that and say, I didn't see that before. | |
| My normal advisors can't tell me that because I cut their heads off. | |
| But you made me laugh. | |
| So you can tell me things, dear court jester, that other people can't tell me. | |
| Now a king that means well realizes, yeah, at times I get out of balance. | |
| I get egotistical. | |
| I become corruptible. | |
| So court jester... | |
| Call me out. | |
| But a king who doesn't have the intention of serving his kingdom well. | |
| Censored, deplatformed. | |
| So, we know who the kings and queens truly are based on their tolerance to have the court jesters around and laugh at themselves. | |
| And the more tyrannical the king gets, the more we need the court jester. | |
| You mentioned... | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| In terms of... | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| In terms of... | |
| I just... | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I can't help but notice the life jacket. | |
| I'm glad you brought it up. | |
| I was getting a little uncomfortable. | |
| Are you a good person, Mickey? | |
| I'd like to think that I am. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're putting everybody at risk by not wearing a life jacket. | |
| My life jacket does not work unless you put one on. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, I understand where you're going. | |
| I just don't know how convenient it is in the middle of an interview. | |
| I don't think keeping everybody safe, I don't know that convenience is... | |
| That should really be the question. | |
| It's weird. | |
| I don't mean to just say this because you're sitting here in front of me, but I haven't felt this safe in a while. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, thank you. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, where were we now? | |
| You're a man of science, aren't you? | |
| You mean a man of... | |
| I follow Anthony Fauci? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm a science man myself. | |
| The latest flotation device administration information release, we're finding that one life jacket simply isn't enough. | |
| We need a booster life jacket. | |
| Oh, you've brought one. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, can you just imagine those idiots out there walking around like a moron not wearing a life jacket right now? | |
| So, um... | |
| What is perhaps something that we don't know about JPCers that might be slightly uncomfortable for you to share with us? | |
| But because we're so close and because I have blue eyes, today you might make an exception. | |
| When I was a seven-year-old boy, I was the top collegiate female swimmer in the world. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wow. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, that was clearly a very powerful clip. | |
| Not sure exactly what to make of it. | |
| Want to explain that? | |
| Yeah, science. | |
| Is there anything to add to that, Mickey? | |
| Well, yeah, I just, I want to say that it was a little shocking to me when that happened during the interview. | |
| And since then, a lot has changed in my life. | |
| But they're not the standard life jacket that you would think they are. | |
| We're actually in development on these now. | |
| They're CDC and FDA approved life jackets. | |
| Why would you need any life jacket? | |
| It's impossible to not drown without a life jacket, Mike. | |
| In fact, our life jackets obviously aren't going to work unless you put a life jacket on. | |
| They're completely untested, but presumably very safe. | |
| There's been a few accidental drownings with them, but we've got those erased from the news. | |
| For God's sakes, Mike, we're at risk of drowning and you're refusing to put yours on. | |
| No, no, but I just want to say I understand, Mike, because I was there and I remember how it felt when JP presented this to me. | |
| You should be in jail! | |
| Wow, really? | |
| Well, if it means that much to you, to appease you, can you continue the interview if I put this on? | |
| This is the only way we're going to continue the interview. | |
| I just asked this of you. | |
| In all seriousness, I just want to ask you something. | |
| Take a deep breath for a second. | |
| You're my guest. | |
| You can't just do everything. | |
| Just take a deep breath for a second. | |
| And now check in. | |
| Do you notice? | |
| Be honest with us and with your viewers. | |
| Do you notice a difference? | |
| I do feel like slightly hugging me, perhaps. | |
| You know, childhood memories. | |
| Do you feel less racist? | |
| Now that you mention it, I was recently arguing that Asians should not be discriminated against in college admissions. | |
| Was that racist? | |
| I'm not touching that one. | |
| I know a lot of Asians. | |
| As long as you're promoting college admissions based on a racial bias, that's not racist, as long as they're not white. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| Could you ask Mike if he'd be willing to put a red square in his Instagram bio? | |
| Mike, would you be willing to put a red square in your Instagram bio? | |
| I think I'm going overboard to wear the life jacket, if you don't mind the pun. | |
| But where is the water that you are fearful of? | |
| Where's the virus? | |
| I never said there was one. | |
| Science has proven water exists and viruses. | |
| What we wanted to talk about is that JP and I have joined a partnership and we have two flagship products that we're working on. | |
| One of them is an immune-restoring product that is probably the best in the world to help restore natural immunity around the world for all the damaged immune systems, but who cares about that? | |
| You can find that at Get Fierce Now. | |
| It's developed by the top scientists in the world. | |
| Well, the other business venture Mickey and I are launching that you didn't ask about, so we'll be happy to tell you. | |
| Is this patented life jacket technology. | |
| Here's how much this will help humanity. | |
| It's looking like it'll give us a profit of $27 billion in the first year alone. | |
| Wow. | |
| Those are some fascinating projections. | |
| Once we have them mandated. | |
| Oh. | |
| We're working on that right now. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, keep us posted on how that goes. | |
| You got Fauci? | |
| You working with Fauci? | |
| You working with the governor? | |
| Yeah, we just have to ramp up the fear enough that people will surrender their civil liberties and then accept the fact that we all need to be wearing these. | |
| As a matter of fact, I want to show you real quick, because it's not just for in-studio apparel, but this is myself and my family this morning. | |
| So you notice there that that's my little guy. | |
| So what I wanted to talk about was that you notice he's got the thumb upside down. | |
| And so we're... | |
| This is kind of tough to talk about, but he's been homeschooled. | |
| And obviously he's been homeschooled. | |
| And so we're having trouble with him right now because he just won't comply. | |
| And so we're looking for a public school right now to enroll him into so he can have some proper indoctrination. | |
| But I will say this. | |
| If it turns out that he grows up to think for himself and becomes his own man, I'm still going to love him anyway. | |
| Rudy! | |
| Come on! | |
| Up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come on! | |
| Get up! | |
| Up! | |
| Yes! | |
| There we go! | |
| Good boy, Rhody! | |
| Is that real? | |
| That's AI. It's definitely real. | |
| How would we do this? | |
| Do you mind if he bites it? | |
| Can we get camera one tighter on the testicles, please? | |
| There we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| Okay. | |
| He loves it. | |
| He loves it. | |
| That's what I... I made that sound when I first... | |
| That's the sound of feeling safe. | |
| Proves that dogs are smarter than non-compliant humans. | |
| Exactly. | |
| While Mike is busy with his third guest, I'd like to invite everyone to PlandemicSeries.com or Plandemic3.com. | |
| All of the movies in the Plandemic Series are free, absolutely free. | |
| As a matter of fact, my book is free. | |
| You can download that right there at PlandemicSeries.com. | |
| What about finding JP, by the way, if people want more life jacket knowledge? | |
| Well, the life jacket aisle section at the local sporting goods store is a good place to find me. | |
| Awakenwithjp.com is the other great place to find me. | |
| It's linked to all my content. | |
| So also the best place to avoid on the internet if you find me offensive. | |
| How do you know you're wearing enough life jackets? | |
| Great question. | |
| How do you define enough? | |
| Great question. | |
| Booster life jackets, then boost the booster life jackets. | |
| Basically, if there's any, the human to life jacket ratio, you want about... | |
| Ten to one. | |
| Oh, is that right? | |
| So this is obviously not enough. | |
| We just, to be on camera, need some surface area of our skin. | |
| I do want to say, just for FDA compliance, you don't want to drive with more or four of these on because it can impede your vision. | |
| Oh, but it's okay to use the toilet with them. | |
| I wouldn't use it without it. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Near water. | |
| It's required. | |
| Thank you for your compliance. | |
| Thank you for surrendering the arrogance of your sovereignty. | |
| You complying to the ways of natural flotation immunity. | |
| It makes us feel right. | |
| I'm here to please the guests. | |
| And I'm just wondering who's going to wear this life jacket next after it's on his balls. | |
| Mike, thank you for having all of our personalities as a guest. | |
| It's been a pleasure. | |
| Okay, yeah, thank you. | |
| And thank you for watching. | |
| Of course, this has been a satire segment. | |
| I hope you enjoyed it. | |
| But we're all lighthearted. | |
| We want to have fun in the world. | |
| Thank you, J.P. Sears, for coming. | |
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We're Ready For The Hurricane
00:00:54
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| And Mickey, also. | |
| Yes. | |
| Thank you for coming. | |
| Mickey Willis, everybody. | |
| Plandemicseries.com. | |
| That's it. | |
| And J.P. Sears, Awaken with J.P. Yes, sir. | |
| On all the video platforms. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, excellent. | |
| And thank you for watching today. | |
| Mike Adams here at Brighteon.com. | |
| And we're ready. | |
| We're ready for the hurricane that's not coming because we need the moisture at this point. | |
| So bring it on. | |
| Thanks for watching today. | |
| Take care. | |
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