Health Ranger - Mike Adams - JP Sears and Mikki Willis force Mike Adams to embrace "the science"
Aired: 2023-07-12
Duration: 11:34


=== Joke's on You (10:53) ===

[00:00:01]  Why is comedy important?
[00:00:03]  Comedy is the court jester.
[00:00:06]  The purpose of the court jester in the kingdom is to help keep the king's ego in check.
[00:00:13]  So the court jester is meant to point out the flaws, the holes in the king's actions and thinking, so the king can laugh at that and say, I didn't see that before.
[00:00:25]  My normal advisors can't tell me that because I cut their heads off.
[00:00:29]  But you made me laugh.
[00:00:31]  So you can tell me things, dear court jester, that other people can't tell me.
[00:00:36]  Now a king that means well realizes, yeah, at times I get out of balance.
[00:00:40]  I get egotistical.
[00:00:42]  I become corruptible.
[00:00:44]  So court jester...
[00:00:46]  Call me out.
[00:00:47]  But a king who doesn't have the intention of serving his kingdom well.
[00:00:52]  Censored, deplatformed.
[00:00:55]  So, we know who the kings and queens truly are based on their tolerance to have the court jesters around and laugh at themselves.
[00:01:05]  And the more tyrannical the king gets, the more we need the court jester.
[00:01:10]  You mentioned...
[00:01:11]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:16]  In terms of...
[00:01:18]  I'm so sorry.
[00:01:25]  In terms of...
[00:01:26]  I just...
[00:01:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:29]  I can't help but notice the life jacket.
[00:01:33]  I'm glad you brought it up.
[00:01:35]  I was getting a little uncomfortable.
[00:01:38]  Are you a good person, Mickey?
[00:01:40]  I'd like to think that I am.
[00:01:41]  No, you're not.
[00:01:42]  Okay.
[00:01:42]  You're putting everybody at risk by not wearing a life jacket.
[00:01:47]  My life jacket does not work unless you put one on.
[00:01:57]  Okay.
[00:02:02]  I mean, I understand where you're going.
[00:02:03]  I just don't know how convenient it is in the middle of an interview.
[00:02:05]  I don't think keeping everybody safe, I don't know that convenience is...
[00:02:10]  That should really be the question.
[00:02:12]  It's weird.
[00:02:13]  I don't mean to just say this because you're sitting here in front of me, but I haven't felt this safe in a while.
[00:02:19]  Yeah.
[00:02:20]  Yeah, thank you.
[00:02:21]  You're welcome.
[00:02:22]  Yeah.
[00:02:24]  So, where were we now?
[00:02:25]  You're a man of science, aren't you?
[00:02:29]  You mean a man of...
[00:02:30]  I follow Anthony Fauci?
[00:02:31]  Yeah.
[00:02:32]  Yes.
[00:02:32]  I'm a science man myself.
[00:02:36]  The latest flotation device administration information release, we're finding that one life jacket simply isn't enough.
[00:02:44]  We need a booster life jacket.
[00:02:47]  Oh, you've brought one.
[00:02:48]  That's awesome.
[00:02:49]  Okay.
[00:02:52]  Yeah.
[00:02:54]  I mean, can you just imagine those idiots out there walking around like a moron not wearing a life jacket right now?
[00:03:04]  So, um...
[00:03:06]  What is perhaps something that we don't know about JPCers that might be slightly uncomfortable for you to share with us?
[00:03:15]  But because we're so close and because I have blue eyes, today you might make an exception.
[00:03:22]  When I was a seven-year-old boy, I was the top collegiate female swimmer in the world.
[00:03:29]  Really?
[00:03:30]  Yeah.
[00:03:32]  Wow.
[00:03:33]  Thank you.
[00:03:37]  Alright, that was clearly a very powerful clip.
[00:03:40]  Not sure exactly what to make of it.
[00:03:43]  Want to explain that?
[00:03:46]  Yeah, science.
[00:03:49]  Is there anything to add to that, Mickey?
[00:03:53]  Well, yeah, I just, I want to say that it was a little shocking to me when that happened during the interview.
[00:03:59]  And since then, a lot has changed in my life.
[00:04:04]  But they're not the standard life jacket that you would think they are.
[00:04:07]  We're actually in development on these now.
[00:04:10]  They're CDC and FDA approved life jackets.
[00:04:12]  Why would you need any life jacket?
[00:04:16]  It's impossible to not drown without a life jacket, Mike.
[00:04:20]  In fact, our life jackets obviously aren't going to work unless you put a life jacket on.
[00:04:25]  They're completely untested, but presumably very safe.
[00:04:31]  There's been a few accidental drownings with them, but we've got those erased from the news.
[00:04:37]  For God's sakes, Mike, we're at risk of drowning and you're refusing to put yours on.
[00:04:43]  No, no, but I just want to say I understand, Mike, because I was there and I remember how it felt when JP presented this to me.
[00:04:50]  You should be in jail!
[00:04:53]  Wow, really?
[00:04:54]  Well, if it means that much to you, to appease you, can you continue the interview if I put this on?
[00:05:02]  This is the only way we're going to continue the interview.
[00:05:04]  I just asked this of you.
[00:05:06]  In all seriousness, I just want to ask you something.
[00:05:11]  Take a deep breath for a second.
[00:05:12]  You're my guest.
[00:05:14]  You can't just do everything.
[00:05:15]  Just take a deep breath for a second.
[00:05:17]  And now check in.
[00:05:20]  Do you notice?
[00:05:21]  Be honest with us and with your viewers.
[00:05:23]  Do you notice a difference?
[00:05:25]  I do feel like slightly hugging me, perhaps.
[00:05:29]  You know, childhood memories.
[00:05:30]  Do you feel less racist?
[00:05:32]  Now that you mention it, I was recently arguing that Asians should not be discriminated against in college admissions.
[00:05:40]  Was that racist?
[00:05:43]  I'm not touching that one.
[00:05:44]  I know a lot of Asians.
[00:05:45]  As long as you're promoting college admissions based on a racial bias, that's not racist, as long as they're not white.
[00:05:53]  Where are you going?
[00:05:53]  Could you ask Mike if he'd be willing to put a red square in his Instagram bio?
[00:05:57]  Mike, would you be willing to put a red square in your Instagram bio?
[00:06:00]  I think I'm going overboard to wear the life jacket, if you don't mind the pun.
[00:06:05]  But where is the water that you are fearful of?
[00:06:11]  Where's the virus?
[00:06:13]  I never said there was one.
[00:06:16]  Science has proven water exists and viruses.
[00:06:20]  What we wanted to talk about is that JP and I have joined a partnership and we have two flagship products that we're working on.
[00:06:29]  One of them is an immune-restoring product that is probably the best in the world to help restore natural immunity around the world for all the damaged immune systems, but who cares about that?
[00:06:37]  You can find that at Get Fierce Now.
[00:06:40]  It's developed by the top scientists in the world.
[00:06:42]  Well, the other business venture Mickey and I are launching that you didn't ask about, so we'll be happy to tell you.
[00:06:49]  Is this patented life jacket technology.
[00:06:52]  Here's how much this will help humanity.
[00:06:55]  It's looking like it'll give us a profit of $27 billion in the first year alone.
[00:07:01]  Wow.
[00:07:02]  Those are some fascinating projections.
[00:07:04]  Once we have them mandated.
[00:07:06]  Oh.
[00:07:07]  We're working on that right now.
[00:07:08]  Okay, yeah.
[00:07:09]  Okay.
[00:07:10]  Yeah.
[00:07:10]  Well, keep us posted on how that goes.
[00:07:13]  You got Fauci?
[00:07:14]  You working with Fauci?
[00:07:15]  You working with the governor?
[00:07:17]  Yeah, we just have to ramp up the fear enough that people will surrender their civil liberties and then accept the fact that we all need to be wearing these.
[00:07:25]  As a matter of fact, I want to show you real quick, because it's not just for in-studio apparel, but this is myself and my family this morning.
[00:07:35]  So you notice there that that's my little guy.
[00:07:38]  So what I wanted to talk about was that you notice he's got the thumb upside down.
[00:07:44]  And so we're...
[00:07:47]  This is kind of tough to talk about, but he's been homeschooled.
[00:07:50]  And obviously he's been homeschooled.
[00:07:52]  And so we're having trouble with him right now because he just won't comply.
[00:07:56]  And so we're looking for a public school right now to enroll him into so he can have some proper indoctrination.
[00:08:04]  But I will say this.
[00:08:06]  If it turns out that he grows up to think for himself and becomes his own man, I'm still going to love him anyway.
[00:08:12]  Rudy!
[00:08:12]  Come on!
[00:08:13]  Up!
[00:08:13]  Let's go!
[00:08:14]  Come on!
[00:08:15]  Get up!
[00:08:15]  Up!
[00:08:17]  Yes!
[00:08:17]  There we go!
[00:08:19]  Good boy, Rhody!
[00:08:20]  Is that real?
[00:08:22]  That's AI. It's definitely real.
[00:08:25]  How would we do this?
[00:08:26]  Do you mind if he bites it?
[00:08:30]  Can we get camera one tighter on the testicles, please?
[00:08:33]  There we go.
[00:08:34]  There we go.
[00:08:36]  Okay.
[00:08:37]  He loves it.
[00:08:38]  He loves it.
[00:08:39]  That's what I... I made that sound when I first...
[00:08:41]  That's the sound of feeling safe.
[00:08:43]  Proves that dogs are smarter than non-compliant humans.
[00:08:46]  Exactly.
[00:08:47]  While Mike is busy with his third guest, I'd like to invite everyone to PlandemicSeries.com or Plandemic3.com.
[00:08:55]  All of the movies in the Plandemic Series are free, absolutely free.
[00:08:59]  As a matter of fact, my book is free.
[00:09:00]  You can download that right there at PlandemicSeries.com.
[00:09:03]  What about finding JP, by the way, if people want more life jacket knowledge?
[00:09:08]  Well, the life jacket aisle section at the local sporting goods store is a good place to find me.
[00:09:14]  Awakenwithjp.com is the other great place to find me.
[00:09:17]  It's linked to all my content.
[00:09:19]  So also the best place to avoid on the internet if you find me offensive.
[00:09:23]  How do you know you're wearing enough life jackets?
[00:09:26]  Great question.
[00:09:27]  How do you define enough?
[00:09:28]  Great question.
[00:09:29]  Booster life jackets, then boost the booster life jackets.
[00:09:32]  Basically, if there's any, the human to life jacket ratio, you want about...
[00:09:38]  Ten to one.
[00:09:39]  Oh, is that right?
[00:09:40]  So this is obviously not enough.
[00:09:41]  We just, to be on camera, need some surface area of our skin.
[00:09:45]  I do want to say, just for FDA compliance, you don't want to drive with more or four of these on because it can impede your vision.
[00:09:53]  Oh, but it's okay to use the toilet with them.
[00:09:55]  I wouldn't use it without it.
[00:09:57]  Absolutely.
[00:09:58]  Near water.
[00:09:59]  It's required.
[00:10:00]  Thank you for your compliance.
[00:10:02]  Thank you for surrendering the arrogance of your sovereignty.
[00:10:06]  You complying to the ways of natural flotation immunity.
[00:10:12]  It makes us feel right.
[00:10:15]  I'm here to please the guests.
[00:10:18]  And I'm just wondering who's going to wear this life jacket next after it's on his balls.
[00:10:23]  Mike, thank you for having all of our personalities as a guest.
[00:10:27]  It's been a pleasure.
[00:10:28]  Okay, yeah, thank you.
[00:10:29]  And thank you for watching.
[00:10:31]  Of course, this has been a satire segment.
[00:10:34]  I hope you enjoyed it.
[00:10:35]  But we're all lighthearted.
[00:10:36]  We want to have fun in the world.
[00:10:38]  Thank you, J.P. Sears, for coming.

=== We're Ready For The Hurricane (00:54) ===

[00:10:40]  And Mickey, also.
[00:10:41]  Yes.
[00:10:41]  Thank you for coming.
[00:10:43]  Mickey Willis, everybody.
[00:10:44]  Plandemicseries.com.
[00:10:46]  That's it.
[00:10:46]  And J.P. Sears, Awaken with J.P. Yes, sir.
[00:10:49]  On all the video platforms.
[00:10:51]  Yeah.
[00:10:51]  Okay, excellent.
[00:10:53]  And thank you for watching today.
[00:10:55]  Mike Adams here at Brighteon.com.
[00:10:58]  And we're ready.
[00:11:00]  We're ready for the hurricane that's not coming because we need the moisture at this point.
[00:11:04]  So bring it on.
[00:11:05]  Thanks for watching today.
[00:11:06]  Take care.
[00:11:32]  So download this guide.
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