Byron, Okari, and Dennis dissect James Tallarico's Senate bid against Jasmine Crockett, debating his fitness after equating Black Lives Matter with fraud and citing non-canonical texts. They scrutinize Senator Tim Sheehy's violent removal of a Marine veteran in Glacier National Park, exposing inconsistencies in his military discharge records and memoir regarding self-inflicted gunshot wounds versus friendly fire. The hosts condemn the double standard excusing violence against pro-Israel protesters while mocking Sheehy's platform to impeach Trump and support "From the River to the Sea," ultimately arguing that weaponizing identity politics undermines democratic integrity. [Automatically generated summary]
Welcome to Louder Than Crowder, a podcast about the podcast louder with Crowder.
My name is Byron.
And across from me, Okari, Dennis.
Great, great job.
Great pronunciation.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm glad to be here.
And of course, our Lone Star Brother holding it down in Occupied Texas.
It's the Theophon of the Left.
It's Jared.
Gets him every time.
Hey, hey.
Hello.
Hi, Dennis.
Hey, Jared.
And it's wild to think that you didn't miss a dang thing in a month.
Dude, that's crazy.
I actually, I didn't check the news.
And then when I reloaded the news, just the same stories were.
Same stories.
I think you might have forgotten to pay for the internet.
Oh, shit.
You know, you didn't miss a dang thing other than the State of the Union Award with Iran, the Mar-a-Lago Youth Breach, Epstein Fallout.
Oh, and of course, the world's been mogged by Clavicular?
Wow.
Did you stay mog-free?
I think you might have been mog-free.
Well, I was over there.
You might have missed the mogging.
I can't believe you mismaxed it.
I mismaxed you.
I was piss mogging everybody over in Japan, though.
But you're angry.
I was going through a Wimpy S stream.
Fuck you.
Well, everyone miss.
It was like a fire hose, dude.
I was able to peek it on that one.
I don't know.
Everyone mismaxed you very much, Dennis.
Oh, that's sweet of them.
Sorry you had to come back.
I'm bummed.
I don't want to be here, but I'm glad I'm with you guys.
Oh, thanks.
But I'm not glad I'm in the United States.
Well, speaking of not, not a lot of facts to check on today's episode.
The Trump protesting Marine who isn't who you think he is from March 5th, 2020.
I love character attacks on people who have their arm broken by Sun.
That's going to be a lot of that.
A lot of fun.
Here we go.
Welcome to the lineup live here on Rumble.
We have a lot to get to today.
A tale of two sex offenders.
One running for office.
Okay.
And the most hilarious interview of all time.
And one running for office who killed the sex offender of his child.
Guess how people react to it?
It's going to be a fun show.
Oh, man.
I bet this is going to be really level-headed.
It's a comedy show.
It is a comedy show.
Did they also have like a weird 1990s electric fence noise in the middle of that for some reason?
They did.
It sounded like it was like an industrial scene where they show up in their smoking barrels and like the lights.
Come on.
Yeah, they did do that.
Well, I'm excited to hear about whatever they're talking about.
They bring in the pedophile hunters on to talk.
Are they going to talk about fiddly vitality?
Joey Greco is on this show.
Remember the poacher was here last time.
Yeah.
Yeah, the pedophile poacher.
No, you didn't.
You were there.
Was I?
Oh, I do remember that.
That's my favorite game is when Dennis doesn't remember.
I don't recall.
I don't recall.
No, I played the fifth on our own show.
I never lied under oath.
And then that brings us to not a sex offender, but almost as bad, Tallarico, you know, who beat Crockett in Texas?
As bad as a sex offender.
Tallerico is as bad as a sex offender.
Jesus.
What?
That's a wild tale.
They've got some evidence that he might be worse than a pedophile.
Question of the day.
Do you think he is?
Do I believe that James Tellerica was worse than a pedophiler?
It's a pretty outlandish.
Hey, how do you guys feel about that person who gathers signatures for the library?
Are they worse than a pedophile?
In my opinion, I forgot what this guy was, I guess.
Or he was able to make me go cross-eyed with how he just did psychic damage to me.
Like, what do you mean?
Well, he has a case for this guy, so we'll get to that.
I want to hear his case.
I'll hear him out.
I'll hear him out.
Also.
You've been watching this video go around this Marine veteran, obviously thank him for his service whose hand was broken by putting on a big show at, I guess we call it a local event.
Here's the thing.
This is the message today.
If it feels like a gimmick, or if you watch them and you go, this just feels like something a leftist would do that's in your gut, fact check it 100% of the time.
It has turned out, well, that's because this person is a leftist.
Okay, so let me make sure I understand.
First off, I love that he starts with like thanks or whatever.
Of course.
Yeah, I do have to say thanks for that.
I have to say thanks because if not, you guys will call me a fucking idiot.
So thanks or whatever.
If something feels like it's from the left and you fact check it, it is 100% of the time.
Doesn't that seem like, what's it called when you have a bias and you try to prove that bias right by certain things?
Ah, that's the one.
That's incredible.
Yeah, that was a sentence.
That was a Guy Fieri-esque sentence.
There's a lot of stuff.
A real nothing makes us more home and Thanksgiving than potluck type of sentence that he just did right there.
Honestly, I feel like Stephen's.
Do you have that written down on a post-it?
Yeah.
I do, yeah.
Okay.
It's, of course, a classic Guy Fieri quote.
Of course.
But it seems as if Steven may be practicing Pilates or yoga because a lot of stretching on tonight's show.
Yeah, he is flexible.
We will be talking a little bit about the most trans-inclusive named senator, Tim Sheehy.
Don't get that twisted.
Well, he's in actual support of his breaking of an arm of a former Marine.
So we're going to be getting to that as well.
A lot of fun on today's show.
I don't usually do this.
I don't like to play ads of Steven Crowder's because I thought we had ads for us.
He was bought ads.
No, we're actually sponsored now, just so you know.
I take all the cash.
And I do put it into crypto.
And that's fine.
No, I don't like to promote what he's promoting, but I thought that this commercial is a great example of the quality that you can get when you buy or even collaborate with Steven Crowder.
Oh.
Okay, in three, two.
Whoa, What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Lobotomies.
Giving each other lobotomies.
Why?
No, why are you giving it a lobotomy?
What do you do?
Because we have to get amped for the show, get focused, get energy.
That's not what a lobotomy does here.
Just try some strange animal brew from Blackout Coffee, okay?
That'll take care of you.
What is it?
It's Strange Animal Brew from Blackout.
Well, I know what that is.
I'm the one who hand-selected the beans and put that together.
That's all we drink in the office.
Exactly.
Try that.
It's pretty good.
What is it?
Coffee!
Did you already have your lobotomy, Steven?
What's up?
What is it?
Strange Animal Brew.
That'll take care of you.
That's the dumbest fucking ad I've ever heard.
A lot of dead air there.
Sure was.
So they have their own coffee.
He picked out the beans, guys.
Of course, he personally picked out the beans.
I designed a bag of beans.
Can you believe that?
That's kind of fun.
Yeah, I can believe that because you actually have knowledge of coffee.
Do you need the coffee if you have foundation every day?
What if you just get a lobotomy instead?
I mean, will that solve it?
That'll get you amped for the show.
Of course it does.
What the fuck is what is this?
And don't let Gerald act.
They're all bad.
Let's rank their acting.
Should we try the coffee?
We should try to steal it.
We could buy it and then do a chargeback or whatever.
Just do like privacy cards.
Send it to me.
But you pay for it and be like, what the hell?
I didn't mean to do that.
So then contact them and be like, hey, I messed up.
I meant to send it to myself and then just don't reorder it.
I feel like we're doing a crime on the air right now.
So it's fine.
It's straight up theft, I think, is what we're just doing.
Just stealing crazy.
Not even fraud.
We're battling the grifters.
All right.
We just have to not do it.
We're conspiring, but we don't have to do it.
We're doing a joke, and it's all in Roblox anyway.
Roblox, of course.
What are we doing on Roblox?
We're joking.
We got to just say Minecraft.
I think they're all bad.
I don't remember.
That's true.
Yeah.
Boys, adult men can't be on Roblox.
Yeah, we just turned 18.
got to stop doing it so we got our uh one of one now oh congratulations We got one of our Geralds back.
Did you miss their Gerald?
No, not at all.
Conspiring in Roblox00:02:28
Morgan, CEO.
How are you?
I'm well.
How are you?
I got five.
Ooh.
I got five because of the thunderstorm.
Well, that's better, right?
But it's not me.
It's my dog.
And he's not afraid of thunderstorms, Joe Lewis.
He uses it as an excuse to pretend that he's afraid to try and come sleep on the bed.
I know he's not afraid.
He will go out in a thunderstorm and not think twice, but then, oh, I'm like, shut up.
All right.
Well, Dennis got a new dog.
I did get a new dog.
In an attempt to say that you're not scared and also your dog isn't a pussy, would you go on the air and say that a thunderstorm not only kept you up even though you have a scared dog, that's the reason you got five hours of sleep?
I don't even know.
I don't even know what he's trying to say here.
It thundered.
He got five hours of sleep because it kept him awake, but because he's scared and not because his dog's scared.
But his dog was pretending.
Yeah.
Okay, but why wouldn't he just sleep through his dog pretending though?
Oh, man.
Listen.
I did get a dog.
And can I tell you guys I went and picked up the dog in a small town in Idaho?
How heavy was it?
I did literally pick up the dog too.
All right.
But I went to this very small grill, like rural grill.
They had Fox News on in the corner.
We were the only people there.
We got the fried pickles and the chicken strips.
Circles or spears.
Spears.
Spears.
Yeah, like fries.
I'm way more of the Hooters style.
You mean the chips?
The chips.
Chips, yeah.
Cornmeal or beer batter?
Cornmeal.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But then you're biting into the spear, dude, and it's like hot water.
It's like 350-degree water.
I don't like my brine a hot.
Yeah, no, thanks.
But so, anyways, we were talking to the guy just being like friendly banter.
I was like, oh, yeah, we're here picking up a dog or whatever.
And he's like, oh, man, they treat dogs better than people these days.
Wait, what?
And I was like, they?
Who?
Excuse me?
What?
What do you mean?
I'm just here to pick up the dog.
And he, like, apparently was this, yeah, you're treating the dog great by picking it up.
It was very weird.
I had no idea what.
And I was like, oh, yeah, man.
Well, you should just say, hey, let the dog out and it'll come to me.
Yeah.
Like, what is he talking about?
I have no fucking shit.
It has to do a homeward bound before it knows where his home is.
You put two treats on the ground, one over yes, one over no, and see which one it goes to.
That's cool.
I asked it if it supported the war in Iran.
I cried the other day to a video where like 20 people, 10 on each side, were lined up on benches and they were letting dogs pick their new owners.
Oh, that was sweet.
God, it got me good.
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Yep.
But it didn't kick me up.
No, fuck that, dude.
My dog's not a bitch.
Of course not.
Third chair and maybe even fourth chair?
Third chair and fourth chair actually today.
We do have Mr. Josh Firestand because we're talking about the military, and you did have some insight during run-through that I wanted to get into.
Notice he stopped saying thank you for your service to Josh.
Remember, that was like a year one Steven thing.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
But why third and fourth chair?
Why third and fourth chair?
Because he's going to be military Josh, but he's also going to be like civilian Josh, maybe.
He actually takes up two chairs now, like in an airplane.
He was being like a dick.
No, he's even doing that.
No, he's about to get kicked off Spirit Airlines unless he gave him another $300.
Well, yeah, of course.
And at this point, Josh is paying to be on this show.
No, there is someone in the fourth chair.
It's the first time in a bit, and I'll tell you who it is, but not before, of course.
We take a second to thank the folks who are supporting us over at Shark.club.
Hello, Shrug Nation.
You've entered the Shrug Suitation.
Thank you.
Okay, he's back.
Love to hear it.
Of course, Shrug.club, the home for all things too hot for the RSS feed.
Double salute, shrug club exclusives, Josh's belly pics.
What else is over there?
I don't know.
Nudes, all the nudes.
No.
We have all of those nudes.
Jared and I.
We do AI nudes.
Yeah, we do AI nudes with just my butthole.
it's like how much of the body needs to be visible for it to be considered a nude Great question.
Yeah, how close can you be zoomed in before it sets something off?
Yeah, if it's an up-close picture of a scrotum, you would say it's a scrotum picture.
Yeah.
It looks like a line, dude.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And then it's great.
And or could you like pixelate just a little bit, you know?
And how many picks?
How pixelated do you need to be?
Everything there is for free.
And it always will be.
What if we do a 3D kind of, you know, like a 3D picture hologram?
You got to like cross your eyes a little bit to see it, you know?
How about a gas station hologram that you walk by and it's Johnny Cash and then you walk another angle and it's just like a hell of a press.
Thank you, Jared.
Locked in.
Everything at Shrug.club is free, always will be, but some folks choose to support us generously by paying us money every month.
Thank you guys so much.
And we appreciate them bigly, as Dennis just said.
Hugely.
This week, and our kitty cataclysm.
Ooh, I love a good alliteration.
Kitty Cataclysm.
Out of sight, out of space.
Thank you so much.
Where's Byron?
Whoops.
Sorry.
I'm right here.
Oh, this.
You piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I should say not only a Shrug Clubber, but also a chowdhead.
Damn.
Getting a mug in the mail.
I heard that.
I don't have a mug even.
That's a flash to get that.
You have to subscribe to it.
Well, no, you have to shut down your alternative Patreon that you've been trying to do.
The reseller.
Shut down the news.
And you get a.
Can you fuck off enough?
Oh, that's great.
I love that.
That's the new chowder head drop for sure.
And also one of these.
Shitbag hack.
Great.
Love that one.
Yes.
Yeah.
Also, links to all the mugs and shirts are in the podcast description.
And I want to say that I have an embroidery machine now.
Hell yeah.
We'll embroider anything you want on a shirt for $20.
See, I need you to shut that down.
It's not how this is working.
What, Jared?
Did we have a second person?
Did it cut out for me or something?
No, no, no second person.
Okay, good.
We're running low on names.
Okay, gotcha.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
All over, all over embroidery.
All over?
All over embroidery.
No, it's not how this is going to work.
Like Paisley, but it's our faces.
That'd be kind of cool.
We'll embroider jeans for your country band.
We'll do butt pockets.
Butt pocketembroidery.com.
Okay.
Jennis.
Oh, god damn it.
He's got his.
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
I understand, Byron.
We get Gerald a new brand of True Religion jeans, but it's us doing it with your embroidery machine.
Do you see?
It's called false profit.
Jeez.
Yes.
All right.
Perfect.
I love it.
Thank you.
Yeah, I just put a gummy in my mouth.
Tough gummy.
Sponsored by Tough Gummy.
Yeah, thanks for bringing that from Japan.
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Ding.
Nice.
All right.
Fourth chair.
That's where we were.
Fourth chair.
Next to him, 6 p.m. Eastern on the Rumble Live lineup weekdays.
Funniest man alive, nickdip.com for more info.
Nick DiPaolo, how are you?
I wasn't in the military, but I was an Eagle Scout.
Good for you.
Oh, nice.
Oh, yes.
You know their new slogan?
Shh, don't tell.
Yes.
What was their old slogan?
It was ouch.
That hurts.
A little bit more upfront about that.
Do you want to pay?
Is that hope?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
They got these.
They got the Mr. Epstein email himself.
That's what they meant by fourth chair.
And can you believe it?
The first thing we're hearing about is him talking about molesting children.
Huh, weird to jump right back into that.
And honestly, I think he's kind of a shitbag hack.
Because the Boy Scout joke, come, guys.
What are we doing?
Is that poop?
Is that poop?
I just thought that, I mean, maybe they'd be supportive of the Boy Scouts considering their recent decision to stop allowing girls in it again.
Did they?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, Pete Hegseth forced that, I think.
Oh, well, fucking joke.
Because he thinks it's too woke.
Yeah.
Well, he's not wrong.
Write in the name.
That guy's a fucking drunk, you know.
So he's got, he knows.
So we should listen to him.
He knows.
Could you imagine being at an Eagle Scout with Nick Dip?
Like being at a Boy Scout camp with Nick Dip?
It'd be the worst.
Yeah, I think it could be the worst thing.
Yeah.
Should we take a second to read an email too?
Yeah, I think it'd be a good idea.
I don't know what the email you're talking about, but let's read an email.
It's a new segment on the show.
Do I just pick one from your email?
I mean, for some reason, more people have been writing us directly, confusing us with Steven Crowder, which has been a great time because louderthancrowdergmail.com is our email address.
How do people find it?
Well, they don't know the name of the show, so they type in louderthancrowder at gmail.com, just guessing.
But there was the one person who used the name of the show that she watches, LouderWithCrowder, in email.
Oh, of course.
And then instead wrote to us louder than Crowder at Gmail.
I'm going to Google LouderWithCrowder email.
I've tried that before, and it just, it doesn't pull up.
We did have a guy send a pitch that he wants Steven to potentially watch and give him some advice on a webcomic that he's doing.
Yeah, that's a really good one.
I actually watched that and I just spilled a drink.
Holy fuck.
He sent from his iPhone, which is great.
Yeah, of course.
There might be typos.
It was really great.
Did you guys watch anything?
Oh, of course I did.
I feel a sense of levity.
I want to see that as part of the Rumble lineup.
I do for sure.
And maybe we'll put a link to that in Truck Club.com.
Truck Club, of course, if you're a paid subscriber.
We're going to put this guy's shitty comic behind our paywall.
But I do want to say one thing that's going to set the tone maybe for a segment later in the show.
Okay.
It says, hey guys, I'm a proud wife of a retired U.S. Navy chief, and I'm writing regarding today's show.
I feel that the segment featuring the military spouse, quote, poisoned the airwaves.
Interesting.
In my experience, service members are eager to finally use their training in real-world conditions.
While no one wants their loved ones in harm's way, you don't train a dog to bite and then never let it loose.
Bite.
I mean, I guess some people do train dogs to attack, but I think a lot of people are trying to train their dogs not bite.
Not to bite, yeah.
Right?
I think if you're using a dog as a weapon of self-defense, maybe, maybe you should.
I guess police do that, right?
I want to finish the email before I fully identify my thoughts.
This perspective comes from the wife of a sailor who retired in 1998, and I currently have both a grandson and son-in-law on active duty.
They're going to Iran, baby.
Yeah, lock and load.
If you can't say something positive or truthful, it is better to say nothing at all.
I. New paragraphs.
Yeah.
Aye.
Aye.
Another line break.
On a lighter note, Josh, thank you for wearing the San Diego Padres hat.
My husband is a longtime fan as well.
We were actually at the only World Series game that the Padres ever won.
We're looking forward to them being World Series bound in 2026 to keep up the great show, best regards.
And what's her name and email?
I don't think we should share that part.
That'll be on Drug Luck Club.
No, I don't know about that.
Doxing is one of the things.
Do we do dox people behind a paywall?
No.
I think that's interesting that we've received two emails directly to us that are almost criticizing the content of Steven's show.
Back to the show.
Well, I don't know what she's talking about in regards to what.
Yeah, I don't know exactly what her issue with discussing Iran and active duty, right?
I do take issue with the general stance of like, hey, we train all these guys, so if they're not going to go kill somebody, what's the fucking point?
Well, I think it's being prepared to protect ourselves, right?
Yeah, no, I get it.
Like the stance that she's sharing is basically like, hey, why did we send them to boot camp if they're not going to actually go and fight in a war?
This reminds me of the one time I went hunting with my dad.
We were deer hunting and we didn't see anything.
And then an owl landed on a branch and I said, shoot the owl.
And my dad's like, what?
Said, we got to shoot.
That's just as dumb as Stephen Crowder is, right?
Yeah, and she has a grandson and son-in-law on active duty.
And she's like, we better get them over there.
We got to kill my family.
My boys are strong.
Let's get them on the lines now.
Strongest, poorest boys among us.
Let's send them to another country that they can't even conceive of being a place, right?
And then we'll just let ourselves.
They saw it on Call of Duty.
Well, but these are fake places.
They're like, wait a minute.
I've seen this before.
It's like when you're playing, what was it, like the Far Cry game that's in Montana, and you're like, oh, I know where this is, like Rock Creek area.
When you're playing Grand Theft Auto and you go to Randy's Donuts and you go, wait, what?
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It's real?
There's no Juka-Cola here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm driving through the desert to Trevor's house.
Wouldn't you, as like a family member, to someone in the military, to be like, I'd love for you to train and be strong, but I hope you never have to go fight in the war.
Yeah.
Like, isn't that a good idea?
I think.
I understand that.
I don't want anyone to go and fight and die.
I want to see you as a gladiator.
In my head, you're a gladiator.
And so you have to go do these activities that like fulfill your destiny for me.
I saw him under the Friday night lights.
Yeah, right?
It's kind of the same thing.
Glistening.
But you're right, though.
People don't quite understand what's going on on the other side of the world.
And Steven, in this first clip, that he thinks is just perfect for Nick DiPaulo, which means, what?
It's racist?
I think that's what we've come to determine, right?
Sure is.
This is how we kick things off.
This one's fun.
This one's straight down center plate.
Two of them, actually, for Nick.
Before we get to these other stories.
I don't know if you know that's like we have our judicial system and it's flawed.
Yeah.
It is flawed.
Like you talk.
It is.
It's not perfect, but it's better than I would present the case.
It's better than Pakistan.
Here's why I think so.
I'm going to argue this is better than ours.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
This is great.
Audio format.
So I'll explain what's going on.
Please.
This is just, I think, probably an Instagram reel that Steven saw of folks in Pakistan fighting inside of a courtroom.
So I did a little bit more looking into the situation.
It was during a bar association election at Pakistan's Lahorne High Court.
A dispute over contested results that spiraled into an actual fist fight inside the court.
One group refused to accept the outcome.
A meeting was called to resolve things, and it quickly fell apart with lawyers kicking, shouting, punching, throwing things, including a male lawyer physically assaulting a female colleague, which they love that.
Eventually, though, both sides have since agreed to a forensic audit of voting machines, which will determine the results of the election and if they need to do another election.
So this is hilarious stuff, though.
And so much so that they added cartoon punch sound effects over the fights.
And oh, I mean, it almost ended in a way that Stephen thought was exciting.
I was hoping that he would throw him over the balcony as the camera tracks.
There'd be another Pakistani being run across the bar.
Just why does that make me like them?
I know.
You know what?
Why does Phil have men?
What?
What?
We used to be strong.
Yeah, we used to.
We used to set all our arguments like men by getting a group of folks together and punch in.
Do you guys remember when we used to duel?
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Like the Mark Wayne, Mark Wayne Gacy, whatever that motherfucker's name is from Oklahoma.
We set up and he's like, we want to go right now.
Mark Wayne Gacy.
Mark Wayne Mullen?
Yeah, that's him.
The new Department of Health and Human Services director.
Yeah, he did try to fight that guy.
Yeah, and Bernie broke it.
Chill up.
Bernie was like, come on, man.
I said that.
Oh, yeah, Noam got fired.
I forgot to say that on top of the show.
Yeah, it's fine.
The dog killer is out.
Mark Wayne Gacy is in.
Man, the world is so cool and good.
I watched him try to explain something earlier where he's talking about like someone got shot on these steps or whatever.
You can still see the blood.
And he's like, if we could just do that, we wouldn't have these problems anymore.
And it's like, I take it things are going to get better, right?
You know, I saw.
Barely understands English.
Yeah, I saw, he was talking to Caitlin Collins, I think, on CNN.
And she said a very simple question.
She said, why are we bombing Iran if the nuclear facilities were obliterated like eight weeks ago?
And he said, things that are obliterated can be rebuilt.
And the example he shared was, if you shatter your legs, they can be rebuilt.
Actually, not always.
No, if you shatter them, if your legs are obliterated, you're not getting new legs that are not made out of metal.
Get ran over with a steam engine.
Flattened.
Pancake.
Famously, Mark Wayne Mullen is the first U.S. sitting senator without a bachelor's degree.
Whoa.
Yeah, he got a four-year degree focused on construction technology.
Maybe we're wrong.
He's constructing a new leg.
And that's what, yeah, and he's thinking about smashing legs with a steam engine.
Just, you know, blowing them a little bit of sand.
Just smashing legs.
Just smoosh them up, dude.
He's flattening them like clay and then putting a rebar in there.
He just puts like a little thing in your mouth and pumps you up like a bike and your legs are good.
Thanks, Mark Wayne.
That's an episode of Gumby.
But that gives me hope, though, too.
Like, I could become a sitting House representative or a member of the Senate being like an uneducated dumb shit.
Just slightly smarter than that guy, probably.
So I will say, I don't think you need a bachelor's degree to be a smart person.
No, no, no.
That should show.
No, but I mean, if that's like, you know, like the bare minimum is that like everyone else has a bachelor's degree.
They all did the thing.
And it's like this guy who's just like, you know, barely a high school graduate in just literacy and speech alone.
He's got vice principal energy, though.
Oh, it's kind of cool.
For sure.
But like his friend's dad is, you know, the superintendent of schools of Oklahoma.
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And they're just handing those out to anybody who says that like CRT is like TDS, basically.
Josh is confused and actually should keep his mouth shut because it shows that they don't actually do any real research on this show.
I want to know what the fight was about.
Yeah.
It was about some kind of elections at the bar association.
I have no idea.
Cooler lawyers than we did.
And it felt familiar.
Like I'd seen it before, then I realized it's Pakistan's version.
That's what I heard of Super Smash Brothers.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
That's the stupidest fucking joke ever.
Super Smash Brothers is a video game where cartoon characters fight.
Fight each other.
Yeah.
Explain how it's anything like Super Smash Bros.
Well, it's exactly like the Pakistani version of Super Smash Brothers.
You didn't realize that they punched them and then they shot through the ceiling.
That Solid Snake shows up.
And the Ness is there.
Yeah.
Oh, Ness is my Soul Snake show.
This is my day one, dude.
I'm a Ness guy.
Honestly, I'm a Kirby guy.
Kirbs.
I was a Link.
Yeah, I like how he holds the people in his mouth.
I'll do Ness.
I like Link.
I like Fox, Star Fox.
I'll do the Ice Climbers.
You're throwing some obscure ones.
That's nice.
I like the freaks because they're confusing.
For sure.
It's like if you're playing Soul Calibur.
You fuck with your mind.
Yeah, they're a bunch of Chris Angels.
Soul Calibur 2.
I'm a Valdo guy, for instance.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I didn't play Soul Calibur 2.
I also like the freaks in my fighting games, though.
I'm just like a Baraka guy.
Totally.
Yeah, I'm Street Fighter.
I like those.
All right, speaking of freaks, Steven's got two of them today he wants to talk about that are running for public office.
Two freaks running for public office.
This is a fun game he's playing.
He thinks one is really cool and one is really bad.
My opinion they're both pretty bad.
Oh, here's this.
This is only an ear for Nick.
Oh, never mind fuck, we got one more Nick clip.
Oh, I love Nick.
Jump into the show, i'm glad.
Oh, here's this.
This is only an ear for Nick.
Two lesbians of exceptional carriage decide to lay down some shaky ground rules, things that will either make you follow us or unfollow us.
Unfollow first one.
We're a gay couple, so if that's not your thing, don't follow us.
Our dog and cats are like our first children.
None of this is my thing.
That's clear.
Is that really where he draws the line?
He's like, oh, they're gay, it?
Well, they're also larger people and that he doesn't like that either.
He thinks, because they're both larger people and they're both girls, that they look the same too.
So he compares them to sisters, which is kind of guess just how he.
And he's the kind of guy that likes it when people who do look the same date each other, but only once.
A guy and a girl.
That's his Algo.
It seems like his Algo is popping off today and a little bit of the like sort of, you know, is Brett Cooper Ben Shapiro?
That's a great question.
Um, that's what he's.
That's what he's looking up.
That's the kind of investigation i'm into MCU Yeah, we got to get the shrug club, the shrug clubbers to unite over this.
Is that Ben Shapiro the Groucho Marks?
Glasses on?
What happened with his fucking eyebrows?
I did see a comparison between the caterpillars he used to have versus the ones he's got now.
It's pretty interesting.
Startling.
Who?
Ben Shapiro's got great eyebrows.
Sure.
Look it up.
Care for yourself.
Listen, I think I cut of the rest of them just kind of mocking this TikTok where two lesbians were talking about things that within their community would make you either follow them or unfollow them, right?
And it sounds like it's perfectly working for Steven.
It's saying, hey, listen.
Yeah.
We're gay.
And he's like, pass.
Okay.
Speaking of people passing on gay folks, Nick DePaulo.
They used to hide in the closet and all that shit.
And then they came out.
But now, yes, okay.
Tent.
The walk-in closet.
Let's go with a tent.
The parachute you had in gym class that you all.
Yes, that thing.
But they come out.
Now they have an attic.
They're cocky and arrogant on top of their fucking fatness.
I hate these fat ugly bruds.
Back in the day, they knew who they were, and now they lean into their ugliness.
It's a way of being bitter with my.
You see what I'm saying?
It's a dietary.
It's a hate to then go.
See, look at the hate at your response.
I don't hate anything.
I just tell you I do.
I hate them.
I hated them when they were nice.
I hate them now.
Nick's just jealous because we're wearing the same shirt, but mine's bigger.
It's true.
I know.
I'm fucking starting at age.
But it happened.
It happened with the women.
Oh, we're rebuilt to men.
Now they're better than us.
Some with the minorities.
Oh, okay.
What a fucking wrap-up.
Nick dipped.
What do you give a shit, man?
Yeah.
What does it matter to you?
I don't like motorcycles.
Whenever you get a TikTok that pops up on your feed that has motorcycles, you go, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Report, inappropriate.
They used to not buy these things all the time, and now they're out around my streets mean all loud.
Now I can't be a freaking Harley guy.
I can't be wearing blue jeans anymore.
He's so pushed back into a corner that he's like, I guess I got to stop molesting children.
Well, about that.
What a fucking loser.
Dude, why do you care?
Why do you even enjoy things anymore?
I was at the coffee shop and I was trying to get a cup of coffee.
Now suddenly this butch in front of me is drinking black drip coffee.
I got freaking oat milk in mine.
i got tits now no but but okay steven might have a good point for why you know people like this should have shame and should try to straighten up get their act together all right so Something goes down or in a post-apocalyptic scenario, you're at war.
Those people would be dead weight.
You'd have to support them and they would benefit the unit in no way.
So that's why we hold it out as a virtue to be stronger, resilient, more difficult to kill.
Listen up, ladies.
No scissoring in the apocalypse.
Stephen's just doing blanket fork fantasies again.
He is.
That's all he's doing.
He definitely thinks that in the post-apocalyptic war, he is the president.
Of course.
He's not.
And he has an eye patch.
No, dude.
fuck off it's cool for me to you're gonna be a bard just like me it It's him and Stan Crenshawn together.
They have one set of eyes.
They got a pair between the two of them.
Little boy fun time, right?
Yeah, and what a stupid fucking take, man.
Like, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Like, just, I think you're being obviously homophobic bigot, and you shouldn't be rude.
And then, of course, when Nick brings it a little bit of racism at the end.
Just a little bit.
Yeah, it's probably a minority.
But also, dude, you don't have to look at it.
You don't have to do it.
They think they're better than me.
Is that why I can't get a salt bagel anymore?
Because you think you're better than me?
Well, I don't even like salt bagels anymore.
I've seen a minority eating one.
Now I'm here.
Pumpernickel only.
The last one available.
No one's eating these.
It's got my name in it.
So from his TikTok to maybe his TikTok, we have a discussion of.
Can I just really quickly share that all the shit you and Jared sent me has infected my feed?
Oh, yeah.
My algorithm is destroying.
One of us.
To the point that I'll lie in bed with my wife.
I'm like, let's scroll.
Let's look at some funnies.
Look at some funnies.
Like there's a guy dancing with a knife and like stabbing shit.
Totally.
Yeah, I know the guy.
He's in his kitchen.
He's in his country kitchen.
Yes.
Yeah, that rocks.
Stay on your wife's phone.
I know the guy just.
I have to throw mine away.
The algorithm is fucked, man.
Dennis, that's early stuff, right?
Like, if you keep swiping on it, it's going to get even weirder.
Yeah, stay on the surface.
He's doing like knife tricks in his kitchen to like eagle songs and stuff.
Well, then it's like getting my toes cut up at the foot of the break.
And like, if you go into that.
His toes are crazy, but if you go into the story there, they're like, there's a story.
He's a Nick DePaulo guy.
I'm starting to think Dennis should have stayed gone.
My algorithm is.
I thought that being away might like sanitize it a little bit.
No.
Yeah, no, it's bad.
Not at all.
Anyways, being a bad.
We got two bad candidates running for public office.
One that Stephen loves, the other that he despises.
I personally think they're both pretty bad.
So that's what we're joking.
I don't know who we're talking about.
No, we'll get into it.
We'll see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, I understand, but you know, what kind of a country would we live in if everyone just went out and just and just and they were just killing pedophiles?
One without pedophiles.
Yeah, that's good.
Is there a problem?
We're saying the same thing.
What kind of a country?
The kind of country I want to live in.
We're dads kill pedophiles.
It's all about virtue signaling.
Oh, it is.
Wait, what?
What is it?
Oh, wow.
Nick doesn't know what virtue signaling is.
No, I think he does.
I think he does.
And he thinks that Steven's doing it.
You think that's what's going on?
Hey, leave those guys out of that, right?
You know what I mean?
Like, if you think about it, it's like not that bad.
Just if you're in the files, it's fine.
There's context.
There is context.
We did go through it.
There wasn't any follow-ups.
He's like using a different email in there.
One's Nick DePaulo at Gmail.
The other one's Nick DePaulo 1.
It's End Apollo Vacation.
And End Apollo i2.
Yeah, I2.
I would agree that a world without pedophiles would be a great thing, but just killing people you suspect of being killed.
Well, hold on.
Don't make such a harsh judgment.
Okay, okay, okay.
So I didn't pull any clips of this because clearly it wasn't really going to move the conversation forward.
Earlier in the week, Stephen did an entire episode discussing the Renee Campos situation.
Are you aware of this?
No.
Fresno man, registered sex offender that is running for District 7, a seat in Fresno City Council.
He was charged in 2018 with possession of child sex abuse material, CSIM, pled no contest to a misdemeanor.
I think he went to jail for a little bit, and now he's a registered sex offender.
Under California law, registered sex offenders are not automatically barred from seeking local election as long as they meet voter registration and residency requirements.
Oh, okay, so he's like running.
Yeah.
I think you've seen maybe a story pop up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I sent it to the group chat the other day.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, a lot of backlash to this, especially after he, I think, he held a press conference outside a Catholic church, which was directly across the street from an active elementary school.
Oh, cool, cool.
Not good.
Good optics, bro.
I think that's bad.
And currently, there's an assembly woman who is introducing something called AB 2753, which is a bill that would bar registered sex offenders from running for local or state public office in California.
Sure.
And I think that that's probably reasonable.
Yeah.
Stephen brings this up to try to make the left seem crazy.
I don't see anything wrong with not having this guy represent.
Yeah, totally.
And I don't think anyone is like going to say, oh, he's a changed man.
Even if he's changed, his judgment is clearly flawed enough that he shouldn't be in office.
Doing Roy Moore erasure.
See, it's interesting.
No one's talking about that, huh?
Right?
When they were like, no, that's fine.
He did child bride stuff.
Well, he was following little girls in the mall and stuff, right?
That's totally fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
That's like, those are our guys.
And then, and then they turn around and be like, Joe Biden sniffed a girl's head.
Shut the fuck up, you dumb fucks.
These are your guys.
The thing is, like, if that law gets in there, it's gonna, it'll pass.
It'll be fine.
Yeah.
It's one of those things where it's like, oh, fuck, we never thought they'd run for office.
You know, and they're like, we should make a rule about it.
I completely agree.
And it's reasonable.
There's just, there are disqualifying factors.
Well, it's the same kind of like mentality that I think when Stephen brings this kind of stuff up.
It's the same kind of mentality when people are like, well, what if Clinton's in the Epstein file?
Well, I have a what if.
And we're all like, I don't give a shit, man.
Yeah, I guess prosecute.
Yeah, we don't, we don't worship like you do.
Yeah, I don't care.
Stephen is worshiping a guy named Spence, Aaron Spencer.
This is Richard's brother.
No, this is a different guy, different family.
Maybe distantly related, though.
Interesting.
An Arkansas man who is running for office who killed a sex offender.
Oh.
Quite interesting.
Stephen brings up this story that this guy is, he's currently out on bail pending trial for the murder of a man who he found his 13-year-old daughter with.
She went missing in the night.
He went out, found the guy who was with his daughter.
His daughter tried to get out of the car.
The man pulled her back in.
He got out of the car and lunged at this guy, Spencer.
So Spencer shot him and protected his daughter.
That's the story that Stephen presents.
I'm not defending a sex offender here, but I do want to clearly state what happened accurately.
Spencer woke up because his daughter's Chihuahua was barking.
He went to her bedroom.
She had pulled the old Ferris Bueller, putting the stuffed animal under the bed to make it look like she was there.
Oh, no.
He discovered she wasn't.
She did have a history with this man that was sexually abusing her.
He called the police and then he decided to go hunt the man down by himself.
When he found the truck, he rammed it and drove it off the road with his daughter in the car, which I don't love.
That's kind of scary.
He then approached the car, forced the man out of the car and told him to get in the ditch.
And then I don't know exactly what happens, but he emptied his clip into the man, got on top of him, and pistol-whipped him in the face a bunch.
Okay.
So he shot like nine shots into him and then he pistol-whipped him.
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Yeah.
So he followed this guy, rammed his truck, putting his daughter's life at risk, violently killed this guy.
Yeah, and it was in front of his daughter.
In front of his daughter.
Oh, it actually says, oh my God, this is interesting.
Not nine times, 16 shots.
So he had an extended clip.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
And he missed one.
Okay.
And they're saying that this is premeditated because earlier there's police body cam footage of the police coming to his house to discuss this and he requested the man's address so he could go deal with it himself.
So this is a really gnarly situation.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not defending someone who's raping a 13-year-old girl.
Sure.
No.
But this is premeditated violence that I cannot support.
Yeah.
And so here's what I'll say about all this.
I don't believe in the death penalty for anything.
Put somebody in jail for life.
That's fine.
So that's my number one take here for that.
All that being said, this is just a matter of the courts.
My personal take on what's appropriate in this scenario, let the courts handle it all.
It sounds like obviously the guy who was with the daughter was killed, right?
Yeah.
If you find justice in that, cool.
But this is just a separate crime.
They're related, but they're not.
You're still a guy who killed somebody.
I would never want to kill anybody.
That's traumatic for me.
I would never want to vote for this person either.
I don't think this person should be in public office.
I don't know anything about their stances.
If they had really, really great political ideas, I mean.
We'll kill your pedophiles.
Who knows, man?
If they wanted basic income and free?
I'm just kidding.
No.
If I found out that Bernie was out being like vigilante Batman, I don't know.
He's doing death wish on folks.
That's the thing is that it's like, yeah, I want this person to have universal health care.
If Bernie was Luigi Mangioni, well, that's a different story.
Different eyebrows.
Mental health would be included in that, and this person could then get the clear help that they need.
They're obviously like, you know, have a violent stream of thought in there that they, you know, like this, this bone in their body that they had to satiate with murdering somebody.
And I think that that's like, that's what I'm, that's what I would be advocating for, right?
But the person who's going to take justice, the law into their own hands and then do something like this is like premeditated, yes, because of what was said and probably also like a history of this type of fantasy, like this like, you know, violence fantasy.
Yeah, I think that that's a part of it is that there is like that, like if the t-shirt of I have a daughter and a gun kind of thing was like if that t-shirt was a person, that's kind of what this is.
Yeah.
Like a lot of times in Texas, I'm sorry, like just to say, like, like you'll see on people's walls, it'll be like a cutout of a gun and a sign hanging off from underneath the pistol that says, like, in this household, we don't call the cops.
Hope nobody is a Shrogue.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, Grandma.
But no, I think at the end of the day, I mean, I'll say this logically.
If somebody was sexually abusing my daughter, I would hope that they would just suffer in prison for the rest of their life.
I wouldn't want to kill them and give them the way out.
This is just one of those shitty situations.
Everybody sucks.
Everybody sucks in the situation, right?
And so, except for the daughter, obviously, she's just a victim from an awful lot of people.
Yeah, and that's all.
I mean, that's so awful.
And so, yeah, that's it.
The problem, though, is that Steven is framing this as one guy who I don't believe should be allowed to run for public office.
He's a creep, and he's out and working on himself, apparently, hopefully.
But don't think I would vote for them.
And this guy also, this doesn't make him someone I would feel comfortable having in office either, right?
I mean, could he even vote?
Probably not.
Well, once he gets off on this, of course.
Yeah, because if you're a felon, you can't vote, right?
That's interesting.
You don't have to be able to vote to be elected.
That's crazy to me.
I think that should be a very simple...
There's a lot of conversation about how President Trump could have been president in prison.
Oh, yeah.
Remember all those Midas Touch style fantasies we were having for a little bit?
Yeah.
And also, I'll say that I think felons should be able to vote.
I agree.
But yeah, no, this is just a silly black and white on a gray issue that Steven is promoting on today's episode.
He's trying to exploit his dumb audience by making things overly simple.
What you should say, Stephen, is, man, you have good ideas, and I wish you weren't a fucking killer.
I think there's a lot of disqualifying actions on both sides.
Sure, yeah.
Not everybody has to be in office.
I would not want to run for office.
Well, a guy who did run for office, a guy who won.
Ooh, who's that?
He's maybe one of the worst guys since Zorhan Mamdani.
Mondani.
Mamdani.
Mondani.
Mom?
Mom?
Donnie.
Father Donnie.
Father Donnie.
Ubiquitous.
James Tallarico.
Jamie.
I don't like him.
From one evil to the next.
He's an evil guy.
He's an evil guy.
Uh-oh.
He's like the softest, gentlest guy.
He might be one of the sweetest men.
He's so sweet.
And he makes Christianity look good.
He does.
Like when I watched his surrounded, I was like, ah, man.
Do I got to go for the God guy?
He's not the shove-downy-throat God guy.
No.
Consent.
Yeah, he's consent.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I love taking the Lord's name in vain.
Mediocre white guy beating fakey Bonnicks.
That's funny.
No, I'm kind of busy.
Objectively, I can say, I like that.
If it existed in a vacuum.
Right, right.
Right.
Faky Bonics.
Jasmine Crockett's a badass.
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Not as bad as James Tallarico, though.
He's a piece of shit.
Obviously.
Shitbag hack.
Whoops.
So obviously, I didn't watch that race closely.
I didn't know that he was running against her.
Oh.
Because you were in Japan.
No, I mean, I wasn't in Japan.
Just saying.
Okay, I was in Japan.
But I think either of them would be fantastic.
I agree.
But it's a Senate seat they're running for, right?
Yes.
And she's in the House.
And he's in the state house?
State rep, right?
Yeah, for Houston.
So my worry would be her staying where she is and staying as a house rep would be having James in the Senate and Crockett in the House.
Like having the pressure from both sides would be good.
Yeah, I could.
But I don't know enough about the story, but I think that her response and kind of conceding the election and being like, I'm obviously going to vote for this guy because he's a fucking G. Or rather, he's the best person for the Texas.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Jared, you're occupied down there.
What's going on?
Yeah, yeah.
Who'd you vote for, dude?
Well, neither of them are in my district anyway.
Jerry Mandering, fuck that.
Yeah, but the Jared Mandering.
That's right.
And I am, I otherwise would have probably given a choice between the two, would probably vote for Jasmine Crockett over James Tallarico, but it's like negligible.
Like only for the sake of having more representation in a finite funnel of policies and litigation, right?
For Americans.
He's going to be progressive, for sure.
I do like Tallarico on his face, but he answered some things kind of how to say, like, asking about like, they're both questionable when it comes to like taking money from like Israeli sort of sources where like Tallarico is like, I didn't do it for this race.
And then I believe that there's like Crockett's been like, I didn't take any, but she had maybe money come through like a different way that's like, this is the same thing, basically.
Yeah.
And I'm vague on the details, but this is just like what I've been seeing tangentially, like as it's been happening.
I've seen James do a lot of anti-government corruption kind of talk, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Keeping money out of.
Been trying to do like a real like top versus bottom sort of mentality, which I think is good.
But I think also like it wasn't super, like it wasn't like a super focus of what he was saying a lot of the times.
I think it was like the sort of the bourgeois versus the fucking proletariat sort of like argument was not really like that's not the message I was really getting.
But then seeing like, you know, the sort of like Texas the statesman and like the Quran and all these places talk like talking about that's what his winning message is this.
And so people should take notice of that like up versus down mentality, which like I'm saying is like, I feel like that's a little bit manufactured into what they want him to be saying and sort of like, you know, taking control of the narrative to say like, well, hey, look, like this work, this work.
And it's like, yeah, but for like Texas, like a like a dialed back beta ororic, basically.
And I get that by for sure.
Yeah.
And so like who he's going up.
There's something about that that might work, right?
Like true.
Yeah, especially exactly.
And it's like, I think like upping the Christian messaging and being like, this is like the good old Christian message that you like grew up hearing and not necessarily the one that, like you're being told, is Christian messaging from.
You know the, the far right, like the, the zealots who are like actually, Trump is God type of people.
But what he's up against too, is we're doing a runoff for the Republican side and that's gonna be Jeff Cornyn, who's the sitting senator, and then Ken Paxson, who is RAG, who and I mean like he, he's drunker than fucking Pete Hegseth.
So he's got, he's got more money.
I just saw a picture of him.
I was forgetting.
Right right yeah yeah, if you want to, if you want a quick shock to your system, it's like drinking like a one of those Cuban coffees.
Just, I wake up with this or a bo or a boomstick every day, every day.
Yeah, you know Ken Paxon has so much money backing him, like dark money backing him, that I could see him taking Cornyn over here as, like the you know, getting primaried by by his own party, a much more corrupt piece of shit like Cornyn's probably a better option than Paxon just because Paxon's like he's dark money, he's like he has, like a whole I'm.
I could go on and on, but there's money appropriating money to buy houses bribery yeah, cheating scandals like his you know, his wife divorced him because he's got the Gumar and like all you know, all this stuff is very, it's very uh, randy baby, it's very, it's out there.
But then you see the man and you're like oh, my goodness, like what happened to this guy's face?
Yeah alcohol yeah, so I, I will say that I think that um, James Tellarico seems like he could just not get quite as scrappy as uh, Jasmine Crocker told me, because i've seen her in the house like the whole, like bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, like that was her.
Yeah, that ruled, that was good.
But yeah, I think James Tellarico has a a good shot at winning.
I I, I mean, I think that he's a level-headed Christian, which I think is really great.
Well, I think you're wrong.
Okay, The left is really trying to change tax right now.
They're trying to go, look, we're the moderate ones here.
Vote for the sensible person.
You saw that happen in Virginia.
And I've told you this in the past.
Anytime the left says, well, that's unconstitutional, as though they care about the Constitution, it's a lie.
Anytime you hear someone who's a Democrat, liberal, leftist say, well, and I'm a Christian.
And as a Christian, we shouldn't.
They're about to lie to you.
Okay?
That's what is going to happen.
And you know it in your gut.
And I don't want you to just go with your gut.
I want you to listen to it and then verify.
Use your gut feeling to then verify it because you inevitably come to the same result.
Vibes are going to end the world.
Yeah, obviously.
I think that we need to outlaw vibes.
My gut's all fucked up because I had that coffee.
Yeah, this blend is really fucked up.
It's really hard.
What if we find out the beans are what's making him sick every week?
I do need to recall all of this strange animal coffee.
Fuck up here.
I'm just making you sick and making me go with my gut.
But yeah, it's Stephen.
Come on, man.
You can't give that blanket statement and be like, listen, if people who are left-leaning and compassionate also believe in God, they are wrong.
So I mean, I think he's worried, though, and he rightfully should be, that this messaging of like respecting the Constitution or Christian and like Christian values from like a 90s sense, you know, like before things got all fucked up.
He's flushing out two different kinds of foundation, you might say.
This is an approach to politics that I think that Kamala Harris was trying to do during the DNC with all of the bringing back flags and like reclaiming being America first.
I think that that is the path to actually like winning this time around.
Well, it's the path to get the moderates on board for sure.
And I think that this is like, we've all had those people in our lives who felt like ousted by their church because of whatever reason.
then there was like the like that period of time in like the the late uh aughts where it was like a lot of these alternative churches were popping up were like if you have tattoos if you're a biker you can eat doritos in the pew Yeah, come on.
Every other church I go to, I tried four of them.
He wouldn't let me eat cool ranch.
I'm getting dust fingers all over the hymns.
Yeah, all the Bibles are all like orange corners all over my Dorits.
I can't read this passage because freaking Christmas Chester Cheeto sat here before me.
Licking your fingers and touching the pages, and there's some sort of mouth disease spreading throughout the church.
You guys have to stop doing the Dorito exchange.
I hear what you're saying, though, Dennis.
The body of Christ is a Doritos amount of Dorito.
What if they're feeding you a certain Doritos need to get, honestly, if they ever get down bad, they could make communion like Eastern Pot Easter.
They're doing the fucking, they're doing Baja Blasters.
That's the blood of Christ.
Because it's green.
It's more green.
I love the idea of golden sriracha body of Christ.
Leona Taco body of Christ.
All right.
So yeah, I hear what you're saying, though, Dennis.
There was a period of time where faith became this weaponized thing against anyone different.
Yeah, and now it's just on a grand scale right now.
And that's what Stephen's doing right here.
He's saying, if you don't believe in God the way that I think you should believe in God, then you're a leftist idiot and you're wrong.
Or if you cite the Constitution and they cite the Constitution, we're doing it for two different reasons.
They're wrong and we are going to continue weaponizing it.
Yes, exactly right.
He doesn't respect his audience.
Yeah.
And there's a reason why people are turning away from the church in droves because the church is not welcoming them.
That's it.
I mean, you know, like.
And I'm not a God guy.
But there are parts of faith that I think are good moral compasses for people who don't have that naturally in them, right?
Well, I think that at the end of the day, none of us really know.
And if you want to have your beliefs, have your beliefs.
But I have two kids.
Stephen has two kids.
This is perfect for him.
He's got to start teaching one of them like the James Tallarica stuff.
And then he's got to teach the other one the sort of Rome is burning type of shit.
And then see who they are when they are 25.
I think that's what he should do.
I think he wants his kid to debate Dean Withers on TikTok.
I think that's what he wants, right?
That's what we're working towards.
He's trying to do what's like the dad and his two freak sons that do that?
Oh, I can't remember the name of those kids.
Grinder Dad and then Kyle and Kyle.
You know the two little boys who always say like, yeah, it's two Jonathan GSD Nation or GSD Nation.
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Is that those guys are called?
The two Jonathan Lip Nikkis from Give Me the Money and freaking Grinder Dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn, our feed is fucked.
It is.
Rotten algo, dude.
Also fucked and rotten.
James Tallarico.
You do a little bit of digging, just a little bit, and you find out that they are as radical as anyone who has run for office, and that's why you can't let them attain said office.
They're running against someone else running for office.
Yeah, well, you can't let them attain it, though.
They're about to be running against John Cornyn, whose ads are him like riding on a motorcycle with like his scarf is like flying in the wind.
Like he looks like one of Snoopy's cousins or something like that.
And then you've got Ken Paxton, who looks like he just woke up from a nine-day bender, which he did.
Let me walk you through some tweets from moderate Normie Tallarico.
First one, hashtag Ahmad Aubrey is the latest American killed by the virus of racism.
The virus kills our black neighbors if they're jogging, playing music, sitting in church, selling CDs, or carrying a bag of Skittles.
Wow.
The only cure is diagnosing the virus within ourselves, white people, and taking dramatic actions to contain the spread.
The first small step is proclaiming loudly and unequivocally that Black Lives Matter.
Now, remember, body cams is that's something that the left is against now because we've seen that they are not afraid of cops and they are incredibly violent in comparison with police officers.
And he was citing Black Lives Matter an organization, which has been riddled with fraud.
Many people have done jail time, and we now know the many millions of dollars that they've stolen.
He has been wrong about everything that he said in that back then was called a tweet.
It was pre-ex.
Hmm.
What the fuck did he just say?
I mean, he just said that, well, first of all, Aubrey was killed by racist people, right?
Yes.
I think it was pretty clear.
He was the jogger, right?
Yeah, the jogger who they were accusing of stealing stuff from a construction site.
Again, I don't care.
I don't think that I don't think he did, but I don't care.
I don't think people should get shot to death.
But yeah, I do think it is pretty clear when a pickup truck full of three white guys with a shotgun shoot a jogger.
Yeah, I think that's pretty racist, right?
For jogging in the wrong part of town.
Yeah, I think so.
And I think that you're allowed to say that racism is bad.
You're allowed to say that.
And if you're not racist, you're also still allowed to say that.
If you are racist, you can lie and say that, Stephen.
But no one is going to say that racism isn't a virus.
It's good.
Interesting.
Huge difference.
And we've talked about this between the concept, the idea behind Black Lives Matter and the organization.
We've talked about the fraud inside the organization and how it kind of made the movement look bad.
Yeah, well, it's just like when people say, Did you know that Democrat sort of the Ku Klux Kingdom?
It's part of the KKK, yeah.
Fuck the labels, fuck all of it.
Yeah, do you believe in the general idea that black people in the America that their lives are important?
That's it, that's it.
Do you think that's true or not?
And that there is some issues.
It's not a mutually exclusive thing to say.
Well, all lives do matter, though.
Jesus, stop it.
It's exhausting, huh?
It's exhausting because it's the classic, like, oh, my legs broke.
Well, all of our legs matter.
Wait.
Okay.
Smoking gun, clearly.
James Telrico is.
Got him, dude.
Got him.
Got his ass.
He said Democrats are against body cams.
Like, where do you even break this off at?
Like, no, if, yeah, exactly.
First off, no one's saying that, right?
Everyone likes the body cams, but sometimes even with the advent of body cams, you can still turn them off.
There's still like sometimes no accountability there.
But then also, like, the issue to overblow it, to say that, like, the reason that people are upset that ICE is just getting body cams is that, like, first off, why didn't they have body cams with this much funding?
This should have been like one of the first things.
It's like, just a given.
Like, you have to have this.
Exactly.
And so, like, on top of it, they're getting it, but it's also, it's like, what is being said?
It's like, yes, body cams, but also, like, this is not enough.
Like, you know, like what they're doing is just like, it's above and beyond like what their call of duty is, actually.
And so body cams is like not even a fucking, what's the mean with the guy slaps the fucking sticker on like the tank of water, you know, that's like pouring out a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, you're just right.
And it's like, this is all you're doing.
Like, you're just, you're, you're, this is this dam of like putrid energy that like you've created through this agency, this pedophile protecting agency, is that it's a band-aid.
It's a, it's a fucking quick seal.
Like we're just getting, we're moving on.
Like we're going to do all this like horrific shit, but now we have body cams and Democrats are the ones that like, I guess, got it there.
But it's like, it's not enough.
And like that is to say that them, like we, I would be saying that Democrats are basically capitulating with this putrid, pedophile, protecting army.
That's the issue.
Not that they're fucking the body, or we're against body cams now or something fucking stupid like that.
Yeah.
I'd rather not see the horrific shit, actually.
Thank you.
I'm a Democrat.
Like, I, you know, I'm voting for this.
Like, that's not.
You can murder it, just don't tell me about it.
Yeah, I don't want to see that.
But just to say it and then, like, do what he constantly does, just like say something stupid like that that like solidifies like his audience, what he wants his audience to think, and then just buries it, you know, gish galloping over himself just to say it.
And so people will repeat it.
It's respectful to his audience again.
It reminds me of a very specific episode of The Onion where some lady goes, and now he's dead.
And they go, is he?
And she goes, might as well be, which is basically like what he's doing here.
He's like saying, Let doesn't want body cams or whatever.
I bet they don't.
And it just continues.
Yep.
Yep.
It's all bullshit.
And continuing.
Let's go to the next one.
Normie Tallerico.
They're saying that's how he's perceived because they're hiding all this from you.
Here's the second post.
Black Americans in a church.
Mexican Americans in a store.
Asian Americans in a spa.
Radicalized white men are the greatest domestic terrorist threat in our country.
Statistically, that's not true.
And statistically, I guess you have to ignore that the Asian Americans, by the way, are being killed or assaulted in record numbers by black Americans.
Everything about that is a line.
What is it doing?
Oh, that's right.
Vilifying white people.
This sounds like your dad's Democrat.
This sound like JFK?
I don't know.
Does it sound like JFK?
I have to ask my dad.
I have an answer.
Yeah.
I don't think they say too much like they have camera.
I grew up with the guy.
Well, I'll take it.
I'll take his verse.
In and out.
See ya.
Bye.
Bye, RFK.
I gotta get paid for that, right?
So, yeah, this is again, he's just reverting back to the dismissal of the white supremacist domestic terror threat thing.
Sure.
He's equating that with general violence, which I'm sure that there is a problem between, you know, black, Asian, black on black, and also white against everyone crime, right?
Totally.
But they were specifically, Tallarico was specifically referencing the FBI and DHS reports pointing towards racially motivated, violent extremists.
Well, and I think that Stephen will never say white people attacking anyone is a problem.
And that's the thing.
It's like he's using these things to say, but that's not a problem.
That's why it's so different, right?
Because if you say, it's just like when people say, well, you know, they're doing all these things and they're not giving health care to our veterans.
But then when a bill pops up that says, okay, so should we do that?
They go, no, I don't want to.
Absolutely not.
So that's all that it is.
You're using a problem in a bad faith way to imply that the problem being truly discussed isn't a problem at all.
Sounds like it.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Let's go to the third post.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, here, I'll read this one as JFK.
Let's see.
Yeah, your dad's Democrat, but it's Tallerico.
What?
Yeah, but yeah, but for the grace of God, go I, as a white man, I'm susceptible to the same radicalization.
Thankfully, I was exposed to diversity at a young age and explicitly taught the values of equality, inclusion, and justice.
But not every young white boy is so lucky.
Oh, so they need to be exposed to that.
How are you going to do it, Tallerico?
Oh, indoctrination.
Got it.
Wait, I don't know if that's true.
I think exposing people to diversity is just something that you should naturally try to do.
Yeah, should you avoid?
Well, I don't want my kid to see a black person.
He only wants like hand-drawn Walt Disney teenagers introducing him to Diocese.
If it's not Jasmine?
If it's not Jasmine.
And honestly, fuck Aladdin, right?
Yeah, fuck Aladdin.
Well, and he'd like to see that, wouldn't he?
But like, listen, you got to do rule 34 mods.
This is the most outrageous thing to say.
Diversity is not indoctrination.
He's saying, I had the opportunity to see different world experiences, and that helped me see the world for what it is rather than being.
It was a whole new world, actually.
Oh, fuck, he's back.
It was a whole new world, a different type of view.
Listen.
The old man in the carpet's real.
investigate just follow her Jared you gotta change your locks man In Steven's world, Imagine Dragons is the only band that should be put.
Of course, dude, obviously.
Well, that in Take Mac Sunday.
Take Mac Sunday, of course.
They're good.
Those fucking jeans are disgusting, I have to tell you guys.
The jeans are rant.
They look rancid.
He's always wearing barefoot.
It's jeans.
Barefoot.
But the jeans look like his skin's kind of infusing with them.
Oh, God.
It's all that Venice beach.
His dyed jeans have dyed his feet.
I am locking the top lock, though.
Good, Deadbolted.
But yeah, it's such a stupid take.
Like, indoctrination is specifically hiding your kids from these other experiences.
Yeah.
Well, I would say, yeah, limiting the worldview of a world that exists.
Yeah, and I'll tell you this.
I remember the first black kid I ever met.
Yeah.
Well, that's because we live in a very rural world.
Yeah, and like, that's something that's like, I shouldn't.
No.
But I do.
I think it's important.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And yeah, whatever.
Yeah, it's stupid.
Yep.
Got more tweets, though.
Here's the other one.
You're just saying, okay, he hates white people.
He's a self-loathing, mediocre white boy.
Here's post number four.
I'm sorry.
I'm just thinking about all those poor white kids in Idaho and Montana who didn't have any diversity.
I know.
What are they going to do?
Think about all those poor white kids raised in the hills of West Virginia, all their privilege.
Here's the next one.
He wrote, The Texas Capitol can be a hostile environment for our trans neighbors.
Our office is...
Here's the funny thing.
Before I move on, I see trans people out in the wild occasionally, but it's a rarity.
Like, the only time I really see a group of trans people is either at a library with children or usually at the state capitol.
It's almost like the state capitol is a biosphere.
It's like a zoo for gaggles of trans people.
That's where I most often see groups of trans people.
Texas Capitol is going to be hostile to a trans.
Our office is the first in the history of the Capitol to add pronouns to our official business cards.
It's a small way to tell trans Texans, you are welcome here.
Trans Day of Visibility.
And that's the silliest day of the entire year.
Don't worry, transies.
You are very visible.
A five-year-old could pick you out of a crowd.
Damn, where do you start it off at?
Yeah, where do you go here?
It's derogatory.
It's derogatory.
What is he doing in my city?
What are you doing at the state capitol?
Are you there cruising, Steven?
Is that why, like, you came all the way down here to do some trans guest invading with your children?
What is he doing down here?
A five-year-old knows?
His kids are about five, right?
Yeah, they're getting there.
Yeah.
Yeah, so what is he doing?
I'm not sure.
He's not here or he's at the library.
He's not at the library.
it's odd to me that he thinks it's bad that people would you know be at the state capitol you know trying to push for things that they yeah what a shame that like-minded people are protesting together Or that they're trying to move forward legislation that makes the world better in their opinion.
I don't see large groups of Christians together except for places that large groups of Christians gather.
Great point.
Gerald thinks that being hostile towards trans people is good, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He does.
Just plainly.
It is.
That's where we're at.
Gerald.
We've known that for a while.
Yeah, but he does conversion therapy and he wears true religion jeans and he's got the butt.
Big butt and you get the butt.
Big butt, you get the butt.
And which I think Neil said he might be, I guess, bottoming.
Just straight.
Just to the point.
Yeah.
But here's, yeah, you're about to talk about Idaho and Montana.
Yeah.
Idaho has like some of the craziest white supremacist shit in it.
Well, does, I mean, Montana has so much like lack of diversity and so much rural hate for those things.
Let's walk through that statement.
Oh, Josh, what are they going to do without diversity?
Oh, they're going to be racist.
He literally just described how I can remember and name the first black person I ever met.
Yeah.
That's bad.
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It's not good.
Yeah.
I don't blame you for that because it's yours.
It should.
Okay.
I grew up in a town that had probably the most diversity in Montana because there was an air force and there still is air force space there.
Totally.
That's why I would also say that oddly enough, Great Falls, Montana has some of the best Chinese food that you could possibly get, like Americanized Chinese food in the country.
And that's also part of Montana's story anyway with immigration and sort of who, like Butte, Montana, for instance, right?
It was the oldest Chinese restaurant in the country.
Right, exactly.
It's like there is secret diversity here, but like they're right in that like there isn't much diversity, but there are pockets of it.
And like I think that that's actually what matters.
But I don't know.
That was culture for me anyway.
You know what I mean?
It's good.
But yeah, why is it that when people come together and experience diversity, they're more left-leaning?
Why is it that cities are more left-leaning?
Yeah.
It's just because when you see other people's lives and the world experiences, that you have empathy and you learn to understand that life is different.
It's a classic ghost of Christmas past bullshit, right?
It's like, oh, look, there's people who look different than me and they're suffering in a way that I don't think they should be suffering.
And it changes the way you act.
Yeah, exactly.
It should.
Unless you're a dick.
Unless you're Nick Dick.
Nick Dick Paulo.
Right.
That was a stretch.
It's early.
I like how it's early or late.
It doesn't matter.
But let's go back.
It's early.
It's late.
We're just idiots.
Yeah, I'm just a dumb guy.
Back to the good book, though.
Ooh, the good book.
I want to go back to the Bible part, but they're leaning heavily into, hey, this is a Christian guy, just like you guys on the right.
He starts quoting scripture and twisting it for his own purposes, but then he actually goes to books of the Bible like the Gospel of Thomas that were rejected for good reason by the church as not being authentic or reliable and starts quoting that in church to make his point.
Right.
That tells you everything you need to know.
If his point was found in the Bible, he would have no trouble flipping to the page and pointing.
He can't, so he has to go outside of it.
And everybody who doesn't know better is going to be fooled by this because you want to be compassionate.
You want to think, oh, homosexuality can't be all that bad, right?
No.
It is specifically condemned in the Bible, Old and New Testament, and he's going to tell you otherwise.
I cannot trust this guy.
It's not just like he's a bad politician.
He's evil.
He's actively twisting scripture to get his point of view across.
Yes.
I liked hearing Nick dip for a second and go, oh.
Yes, you want to say something.
Don't add anything.
Don't add anything, man.
It's going to be a bad river.
But are there books of the Bible that were like, the church is like, we don't like those?
Apparently the Gospel of Thomas was.
They wrote a whole other book because the first one wasn't enough for them, basically.
And it was too woke.
It doesn't have anything to do with homosexuality.
I don't know if it was necessarily woke, but I do know that it's not part of the canon.
I'm surprised that they didn't lead this like this transvestigation stuff into Tallarico saying that God is non-binary.
Yes.
He did say that.
He did, yeah.
Actually, I pulled up a really funny tweet from a comedian that I didn't want to just copy this joke, of course.
And it is gone now, but I will find it again.
You can't say it's in the Bible, so it's where I get my morality.
Like, it doesn't make sense.
People do that all the time.
And they say, well, I have this book, and the Bible dictates what I do and what's proper.
And then the Bible is true because it's in the Bible.
It's like this circular logic.
Well, and it's selective logic, too.
You know that there's parts that Gerald doesn't respect.
Oh, of course there is, yeah.
Shellfish or mixed fabrics, all that stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or true religion genes.
Of course.
Jared, I found that comedian.
It's Gian Marco Ceresi.
Do you know him?
No, I don't.
I don't know if that's his name, right?
He's hilarious.
But he says, any Republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God's cock looks like.
Very fun.
I think this is our last James clip, though.
Oh, no.
You did catch that Nick wanted to slip in there, right?
He did.
Of course he did.
Here he goes.
When you said Tallarico's worse than Crockett, I was like, how's that, Bob?
But what you just, I just learned here about him?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Because it's way more offensive when Whitey hates himself than it is when somebody is stupid as Crockett hates Whitey.
Because a young white guy will look at Crockett and be like, well, she's just a hateful little dame.
They'll look at him and he's like, come on, you should check your privilege.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that sets the standard for the rest of us.
Like, oh, well, you didn't act like that.
So you're kind of a piece of crap.
She's wide open about it.
He's the wolf and sheep's.
He hides behind a stat that'll, or a statement that should be substantiated with a statistic.
White men are the greatest domestic terror threat.
That is a lie.
No, that's a lie.
It's not, though.
Please.
And that's not a change necessarily.
Listen.
You're making me look bad if it's not a lie.
I'm a white man.
Am I at risk behind it too?
Am I the bad man?
I hate thinking about this.
This makes me want to do Sappoku.
It makes me want to eat a fold a frisbee up and swallow it, let it open up in my throat.
That's creative.
That is a creative.
That was a good one.
What I love is that Nick starts off with being like, when I heard that he was a white man, I thought, no way this guy could be as bad as a black lady.
That's exactly what he said.
And I love how dumb he is.
He's like, you told me four tweets and now I'm convinced.
I don't need to see anything else.
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Nothing.
Four selected tweets.
Four tweets that are grifting your idea to me.
Wow, I'm convinced.
Yep.
Did we just solve Nick's racism?
Well, we should send him four tweets.
Yeah.
You got to tweet this.
I had no idea that white people could be as bad as black people.
Black women, specifically.
Black bronze.
Damn.
Oh, Dames, Dames, Dames.
Yeah, he pulls out the cigarettes from his sleeve.
He's like on his motorcycle, and all of a sudden, it's like a hog for sure.
He got the big, slick back, like just greasy hair.
It's cool.
We got one more bit for the boys.
What's going on with my boys?
My boys.
So this next one, it's about someone we met, right?
Well, close.
He was on stage with a guy that we, Charlie Kirk, of course.
Yeah, I mean, we didn't meet him, but we saw him speak.
Yeah, next to the guy with the biggest head, smallest face.
Yeah.
This is very exciting.
Was that a tracheotomy?
I don't remember what happened.
Oh, right.
No.
These America first people who think that America is the bad guy, which I don't understand.
Well, yesterday, they finally found their martyr, a Marine Corps vet, disrupted a Senate Armed Services subcommittee.
And again, when you watch it, if your gut says this seems like something a leftist would do, we'll help you.
Then fact check it.
That's because it is.
And they are.
Israel is the reason for this war.
America does not want to fight this war for Israel.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
It's as simple.
America does not want to sound his sons and daughters to war for Israel.
Your inability to name that shows your exemption as leaders.
Out.
This is wrong.
And this from the War America First crowd there, their narrative is he was targeted for standing up to Israel.
If you don't, if you don't find this abhorrent, you're not America first.
That's the narrative.
Almost copy-paste.
Then we'll explain it to you.
Agreed!
His hand.
Oh, shit.
Did you hear it?
Yeah, his hand.
Because he was jamming it in a door.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Watch this.
All stage.
God help.
Stage.
Oh, my God.
Oh, then you can't do anything to him ever.
He was a Marine 22 years ago.
The guy escorting him was a Navy SEAL.
This guy's whole fucking show is staged.
Interrupting the hearing.
And they broke his arm.
Why did he interrupt the hearing?
Because that was a law.
And our military brothers and sisters are going to die for Israel.
And we are here to say no.
We do not support Israel.
We do not want to do that.
Who's saying this?
What brought her?
Her.
She's saying it.
Steve doesn't know who it is.
Her.
Yeah.
Her.
The movie starring Walkie.
So that was a lot.
Brian McGinnis, 44 Marine veteran.
But it's like 200 years ago.
Yeah, he's not a Marine anymore.
He used to be.
Green Party Senate candidate in North Carolina, father of four and also a firefighter.
Oh, he ran for Senate, really?
He's currently running for Senate.
I don't know if you knew that.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he's going to win now.
March 4th, 2026.
He entered a Senate Armed Service Subcommittee hearing on military readiness, wearing his Marine blues.
30 Minutes in East stood up, and you heard him say America doesn't want to send its sons and daughters to war for Israel.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
No, I was just going to say, then he was removed and he resisted.
And so he deserved to get his arm broken.
Of course he did.
Yeah, by a senator.
Why did he resist?
Says that dumb fucking lady.
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
Okay, listen.
I don't know.
Why aren't they sending our biggest, dumbest children?
Why does he care?
They're dumb.
They're big and they're dumb.
I don't think people understand it.
He didn't need to be urgently escorted out.
Like, they could be like, he's resisting.
Let's slow down a bit.
Yeah.
It wasn't like he was armed and active.
He was causing a disruption.
Yeah, sure.
But that's protests.
That is protest.
What if they ripped every one of the trucker protesters who was part of the Freedom Convoy out of their cars?
Rip them out of their car, hurt them.
Yeah, like break their arm.
And say that they were resisting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Like, I was annoyed hearing horns honking.
Yeah.
They were loud.
And then I actually disabled all of them.
Yep.
Obviously, I broke all the legs.
I shattered all their legs.
Me and Mark Mayne Mullen went and shattered them all.
You can fix them.
It's fine.
It's just disgusting.
But I want to call out that Steven started this off by saying, like, hey, if it sounds like it's the left, it is the left.
And yeah, this is a leftist take.
No one's denying that.
Why are you acting like you're uncovering someone's favorite?
And increasingly, though, that it's like a conservative, though, it's like a right-wing take, too.
Like, why are we giving this much money for Israel?
It's becoming more ubiquitous and like a bipartisan issue.
Yeah.
Especially when you're seeing them dogwalk us like every day.
Well, he knows that his audience isn't smart enough to understand that, oh, this guy, he's a Marine, so he's one of ours, right?
Yeah.
Or also, he's stating that we shouldn't be going to war for Israel, which again, like Jared just said, is being increasingly a bipartisan issue.
So he needs to do this as damage control for his personal brand, right?
He needs to get ahead of the narrative and say, just so you know, you dump it.
He might look like one of us, but he's not.
The last episode.
The last episode we did was a skit that started out.
It didn't play this, but it's Stephen playing a redneck character watching his own show.
Emailing ourselves.
It's funny how stark that is now.
In contrast, kind of, right?
But he doesn't have any, honestly, any respect for his audience.
He doesn't think that they can handle the complexity of this situation.
I mean, they kind of can't.
And he's sort of right.
It's sort of like, you know, obviously they're like, we're not getting emails from all of them, but we're, you know.
Getting an increasingly more.
It's significant at this point, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And my big annoyance with all of this is they treated it like he was a threat.
He was being disruptive.
Well, he clearly was a threat.
He got three counts of assault on police officers for resisting.
They called that assault.
That was not assault.
Our cool senator, Timothy Sheehee.
Yeah, and why did he even get involved?
Yeah, we should explain that really quick.
So he resisted being removed by the Capitol Police.
Brian Brian did.
He stuck his arm around an open door.
An open door.
Yeah.
He's like, hang on.
And then Senator Tim Sheehee, a Republican from Montana, ran over and physically assisted them.
Yeah, he says he assisted in de-escalating.
I don't know.
Did you see the letter that people got in response?
I did, yeah.
I did question it.
It might be the most disgusting response I've ever seen.
It is, because it's taking zero accountability for the fact that you literally broke a fucking guy's arm.
Yeah, so he was the one who was lifting McGinnis by the leg and pushing him forward, even though his arm was clearly caught between a door and a frame.
So I credit him with actually breaking this man's arm.
And in response to concerns about that, he says from his office, thank you for reaching out regarding reaching out to my office regarding the assistance I provided Capitol Police in the removal of an unhinged agitator, Brian McGinnis.
I'm helping.
I appreciate hearing your thoughts on this altercation.
No, you don't.
This is the new thing.
Unhinged agitator is what Donald Trump has set the precedent for, right?
As if that's an excuse for violence.
Doing violence, yeah.
March 4th, 2026, McGinnis, who started to illegally protest during a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing, put everyone in a dangerous position.
Fuck, fuck off, fuck off.
By violently resisting and fighting Capitol police officers.
What is violence removed?
The part where he holds the door.
It's more this like the language of violence is like anytime that like a door gets touched, anytime like a doorbell gets rang, it's fucking violence to these fucking this dumb shit whose fucking eyes are too close together.
Of course this is why he got along with the colours.
Touching a door fucking moron.
Unfortunately, three officers had to be treated for injuries by DC fire and EMS.
The suspect who got his own arm stuck in a door in order to resist officers and force his way back into the hearing room was also treated.
The suspect, 44-year-old Brian McGinnis, is now facing three counts of assault on police officers as well as counts of resisting arrests, crowding, obstructing, and in cometing for the unlawful demonstration.
It's incommitting?
Incommodating, maybe?
In cometing?
It's in cometing, yeah.
Maybe it has to be in committing and they protests are not allowed inside congressional buildings, and after they witnessed the unruly protester assault Capitol Police, wait, after, oh, after he saw them assaulting the police, he decided to help and de-escalate the situation by breaking a man's arm.
I want to go back.
There's one thing that stood out to me.
He said, protesters are what?
Protesters are not?
Protests are not allowed inside congressional buildings.
Okay.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
I know about 3,000 to 4,000 people of 2021.
Listen, they're all going back to jail for doing Chomo's shit, okay?
So.
That is true.
I still want to start that podcast.
It was J6 Watch or something, where every week we do an update.
Where are they now?
Yeah, I think that we could really shine a spotlight on just the character of these folks in their postpartum depression.
So I'm glad at least that.
Postpartum depression.
Postpartum depression.
We got it.
That's the title.
Holy shit.
But I'm glad that Senator Sheehe here said that the protesting in the Capitol was a good person.
He was bad podcast.
This sucks.
Yeah, no, I agree.
That's interesting.
We should be so stupid.
All right.
So he helped de-escalate the situation.
This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation.
He got one.
I hope he gets the help he needs without causing further violence.
Thank you again for reaching out to my office.
Please do not hesitate to reach out to my office with your concerns in the future.
Tim She slash Sheehi.
This is the stupidest fucking take.
You cannot say that just protesting is violent.
Mr. Gender Neutral Bathroom himself.
Yeah.
You can't imply that someone protesting is inherently violent.
Violence.
No, he was loud.
And he grabbed a door.
It's like... Scared him.
You know, my kid doesn't want to put on their shoes, and they grab the table leg when I try and take him to bed or whatever.
Yeah.
They're not being violent.
Do you think that maybe Tim was trying to find the nearest emergency exit to like get out of there?
Like similar to Steven when he went to like an anime con or whatever.
Anime convention freaked him out.
Yeah.
That was a butt.
But then like the tall, the tall, bald man was in his way and he's like, I don't know what this man is.
I gotta get out of here.
He's yelling.
I think that Tim Sheehee just wanted to show how strong he is.
He wanted to say, hey, listen, I can break shit.
I can fuck shit up.
It's so fucking just pathetic and dumb.
And I remember when we saw him speak with Charlie, there were protesters.
None of them got hurt.
No.
But people would just chant USA over it.
And it was, it's so like a like you have to recognize that chanting USA over someone getting kicked out while protesting, it's fucking backwards.
It's just a backwards take.
Born in the USA, playing it before your presidential walkout.
Right.
Bruce Springsteen.
Spring.
The boss, baby.
Spruce Springsteen.
You've heard of him?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's protest, famous protest musician.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So boys have a great take about all this, though, right?
I bet.
It's the exact same thing that the left always does, right?
There's tokenism, there's identity politics, and if you don't agree, then you hate.
It could be trans.
You want to genocide trans people.
If you don't agree, you want to send Marines to their death for Israel.
By the way, he's not active duty.
He's not going to Iran.
Second, the person escorting him was a Navy SEAL, to be clear.
The narrative out there is freedom of speech until you say you don't want to die for Israel.
No one has a problem with you saying that.
I don't have a problem with you saying that.
I'll say it.
I don't want to die for Israel.
I don't want anyone in our military to die for Israel.
Too bad.
But if you watch it, you know, that just feels like something the left would do.
A false premise in identity politics to try and silence any type of disagreement.
That's because this person is.
The setup was.
Wait, who's trying to silence disagreement?
The people pulling that guy out.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I think that's fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Stephen, he listened.
I'm going to tell you, I don't give a fuck, man.
I don't give a fuck about any of that stuff.
You don't break people's arms when they're protesting.
Well, and just disrespectful to only support veterans that you personally agree with.
Yeah, but of course, it's like the guy who brought a firearm into Glacier National Park and then discharged it into his arm, but then said that there was like, I got mugged and this guy like struggled with me and then he shot me in the arm actually.
I don't think you don't think that that was.
I think he said he dropped a service revolver or his buddy did and it went off and shot him.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I was like, I remember there being like a second person involved or something.
So I just like the idea of someone being mugging him, though.
Mugging him for his gun in Glacier, but it was a bear.
It was Yogi Bear.
Hey, hey, let me get that pistol off of you.
And then just pow, pow, pow.
And he's like, I'm sorry.
I thought you were the puck ranger.
So yeah, there is a little bit of controversy surrounding how Tim Sheehy may have gotten shot.
They're calling him a decorated war veteran.
And sure, I'm sure he served our country, quote unquote.
Let's get that out of the way.
He also hasn't really explained this situation surrounding him being shot in the arm.
It was 2015.
He told a park ranger that he accidentally shot himself in the right arm when a revolver fell out and discharged.
And for that, he paid a fine because you can't discharge weapons in parks.
Can't have a weapon.
He also said that he fell in love with the state of Montana paragliding or skydiving above Glacier National Park, which is also illegal.
And so that didn't happen.
He lies to people.
But yeah, when he was running for Senate, he changed his story and said that what the Ranger said was false, that he had actually been shot in Afghanistan in 2012.
Oh, God.
So it's actually worse.
It's a stolen wear.
Stolen dollar.
Yeah.
He broke the arm.
Maybe it's like a weird like timeline voodoo thing where he broke that guy's arm.
Is it the same arm that Tim Shihei got shot on?
Well, yeah, he's like Jeeper's Creepers takes the arm of someone else and he gets it.
So now, yeah.
No, apparently, though, it gets even weirder.
He said that he was shot in Afghanistan, possibly by a friendly fire accident, but shot by a teammate, and that they covered it up because they didn't want that person to get in trouble in an investigation.
So does it check out that my story is confused because there are nine versions of his story?
Yeah.
There's just no clear story.
You don't need to know anyway.
It's all right.
A former SEAL colleague, because he's a Navy SEAL, said that he 100% shot himself that day, which is kind of interesting.
And then the arm apparently, when shown to another colleague, a SEAL colleague, showed no evidence of a bullet wound.
And it could have been one of those Trump bullets.
Yeah, it does have a Trump beard.
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Good call.
The story is fucked up.
And if we're talking about veterans, I don't know.
I'm kind of rooting for Brian, top veteran of my day over Sheehi.
It's just reckless, for one.
Yeah.
For a senator to get involved like that.
It's reckless.
It also, at the end of the day, man, it's like if Ilhan Omar had broken the arm of that guy who sprayed her with apple cider vinegar, they would be hating on her so much.
Yeah, probably, but that was fake.
It was a false flag.
It was a false flag.
Yeah, even though that guy is still in jail, which is kind of interesting.
Because he was like, maybe not a false flag.
I don't know.
Not for that guy.
Also, Tim Sheehi, I should point out, said that he was medically discharged due to a wound that was received in Afghanistan.
But NBC News reviewed his discharge paperwork and found that he voluntarily resigned.
No medical condition listed.
Not all wounds are visible, Brian.
That's a great point, and I respect that, but that's not what he's saying.
His own memoir said a different thing, though, as well, which I should say the memoir is also being accused of plagiarism.
The AI wrote it.
Quite possibly.
The final thing is, if you want, I can add a few more fake wounds for you.
Well, how about this for a fake story?
He said that he left the army due to compression sickness from a submarine training accident in Hawaii.
I don't know, man.
It was the Benz.
This guy is, honestly, I think at this point, I'm going with it.
He's the creeper from Cheaper's Creepers.
I think that Tim Sheehi just has a problem.
He wants to be a tough guy.
He wants to show the world how strong he is and what a better way than to break a protester's arm.
That first video that I saw, there's a guy in the quarter zip that calls him a fat ass.
I don't know if you guys saw that.
Yeah, check out.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he calls him a bitch ass, and then he's like, whatever, you fat ass.
I mean, we should probably watch that since Steven cut all the cool shit from that.
I haven't watched the full thing.
Here we go.
What do you say about fat ass?
That's why you got kicked out, fat ass.
Hell yeah.
That guy fucking.
That's why you got kicked out, you fat ass.
Fat ass.
I love that.
But we got a little bit more damage control to do before we wrap it up.
And again, Senator Tim Sheehi is a Navy SEAL serving Afghanistan, Iraq, South America.
And you had a point that you made earlier, too, about this.
Yeah.
So, I don't know which point.
Well, he's...
I'm going to go with points.
First of all, he's not active duty, and he's wearing his Marine uniform.
He got out of the, I looked him up.
He got out of the Army Marines in 2004.
So it was 22 years ago.
He still fits in his uniform.
Got to give him that.
I can't.
But he put it on.
You don't wear your uniform outside of it.
Unless you're at a funeral or a reunion or something that's of significant meaning.
You just look like a douche.
Like everybody else, every other veteran's like, look at this douche, put his uniform on to use it as a prop.
He used his dress blues as a prop and then started yelling and then didn't listen when they told him not to.
First of all, if he was active duty and he's in uniform, you cannot go to a protest.
It's against uniformed code of military justice.
So why are we talking court-martialed for it?
You can lose rank.
You can be sent out of the military for that offense.
But also, he wasn't.
He's not active duty.
He's talking about, I'm not going to go to.
No, you're not.
Right.
You're not going anywhere.
He's using it as a prop and it's against military code of conduct to be clear.
But those people are, you want to send people to die for Israel.
I don't want anyone to die for Israel.
Correct.
Period.
Across the board.
Ever.
So the whole active duty argument doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
I don't know why he was brought up.
No, it doesn't matter at all.
And it's also okay to use things as props to get your point across.
Of course, because this, I mean, this counts as making a serious point.
You know, this is a big deal.
This guy served our country and is saying that this is not what we should be doing.
Yeah.
And I think he has the right to say that.
Of course he does.
Yeah.
If Stephen agrees with what this guy is saying.
Oh, he would be totally fine with this, right?
Yeah, he should be like, hey, that guy shouldn't have his arm broken.
He should just be kicked out.
I mean, there's a million veterans who show up in their uniforms.
There's that dumb shit who shows up in his Israeli uniform all the time.
This makes me so fucking mad, man.
Like, I hate that people can see what happened and not be like, he shouldn't have had his fucking arm broken.
No, he shouldn't have been there.
Why'd he resist?
Victim blaming.
Why was the skirt so short?
Why did you resist the thing that I approve of?
It feels like they broke his arm in two places, too.
It's not great.
He does have a GoFundMe going on right now.
Well, if he said the N-word, it probably would have been more.
That's true.
If you got a target somewhere.
Well, and they're like, they broke his hand.
I'm like, did you see the video?
He reached around to grab the door.
When he did, he pushed the next door open, grabbed the hinge, and then it closed on him.
Yeah.
You can't interrupt a Senate hearing.
You can't interrupt the Senate hearing and then not listen to them.
And then when they take you out, and then, oh, he's a Marine.
He's a Marine.
What is it?
He's special?
Yeah.
I don't care.
No.
Justify the violence.
You guys are really not supporting your Jan 6 shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys, come on.
Jan 6 was like what this guy did times a million bajillion.
He was going to do knockout game to the door.
You don't understand.
He's a violent agitator.
Stephen, there's a big difference between knocking and knockout game.
Okay.
His arm, his arm just completely like popping in the middle of his forearm and then his hand also popping like 30 seconds later or whatever.
The Republican eyes too close together, gender neutral bathroom senator is like pushing him through it like while it's happening.
It's just like, what is violence?
You know what I mean?
It's like, where was Tim Shihi at the start of this?
He's sitting down.
I don't know.
I mean, he was, but I don't know where he is.
Yeah, I'm curious.
Like, was he like probably towards the back?
Like, raising the brushes the whole thing.
Does some sprints over the backs of the chairs?
Like, trying to hurdle, you know.
Now's my chance to get Trump to learn my name.
Yeah, right.
Trying to get replace Noam.
It's like, sorry, they already gave it to that fucking Cretanous dog shit eating moron, Mark Wayne Gacy.
It gives me chills every time.
Check his basement, folks.
I think we got one more clip to wrap us up tonight.
Stephen runs through Brian McGinnis's platform.
Steven's also confused.
He's like, he's running.
He doesn't even know for Senate or House or something.
And it clearly says on his website he's the Green Party Senate candidate for North Carolina.
Steven's just confused.
Yeah, I mean, I think running through the platform, this guy clearly has beliefs.
He's a politician.
And I think that some of the best people protesting are politicians because they have an idea of what they want, right?
Sure.
I think that that's fine.
But Stephen runs through his platform mockingly, and this is where he lands.
He's not America first.
That's right.
From the river to the sea, Islam.
Impeach Donald Trump.
Vote Democrat.
And if you don't support this socialist Palestinian Marine, then you hate America.
And I agree.
And that's about all I can take this week.
Man, I did not miss this.
Let me tell you what.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Dennis.
You came back to a bit of a nightmare, but it's kind of kind of a good thing.
You know, I'm thankful that I can go through it with you guys.
Nice.
I was hoping for that.
I'm thankful I go through it with you guys, and I'm glad to be at least productive again.
Well, can you fuck off enough?
Bye.
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