Louder Than Crowder - EPISODE 75: INDEPENDENT DAY (OCTOBER 7TH, 2025)

Dec. 4, 2025 - Louder Than Crowder

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EPISODE 75: INDEPENDENT DAY (OCTOBER 7TH, 2025)

What happens when conservatives lose the podcasters who most certainly cinched the youth and meathead vote? I guess it doesn't matter, and never did... Sure... "THE BOYS" shirts are available NOW! Like what we're doing? Want MORE for FREE? Join the Shrug Club at http://patreon.com/shrugclub Theme music by DJ Danarchy

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	This is an Audio World original.
	Welcome to
	louder than Crowder.
	A podcast about the podcast.
	Louder With Crowder.
	My name's Byron.
	Joined tonight.
	Hey, by Dennis.
	Hey, good to be back on the show.
	It feels like it's been a really long time.
	We took a little bit of a break.
	Yeah, it's been a minute.
	And our lone star brother in Occupied Texas, it's Jared.
	Hello.
	Hey, Jared.
	How are you, man?
	And this isn't going to.
	Oh, no.
	What the fuck?
	What?
	I'll tell you.
	I'm so good.
	I'm great.
	I got the wrong notes.
	That was the Charlie Kirk episode I was reading again.
	I was back again.
	Yeah.
	Whoops.
	And just three white, straight, cis men on microphones.
	I'll say it for the three of us.
	We're basically pod bros.
	Basically, yeah.
	At least pod bro adjacent.
	And although in hindsight, I was a little bit too coconut-pilled for a minute.
	At least we're not conservative turncoats or Johnny come lately or both.
	Yeah, I know what it was.
	I did it to you.
	Oh, what was that?
	You were feeling Brat Summer.
	It was my Brat Summer.
	You're right.
	Do you remember when the video came out where she was like walking with the kids and she had like a real like punch walk that she was doing?
	It affected me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think it was just like really like it's watching like synchronized dance to like a good song you like and it kind of hypes you up a little bit.
	Then and now we've remained ideologically annoying.
	But for today, we're out of the crosshairs.
	We're going to be covering an episode from October 7th, 2025.
	Never forget.
	Did you vote for this?
	Why the podcast bros are turning on Trump?
	But before we jump into that, we've got ourselves a cold open or a flu open or a stomach bug open, a food poisoning.
	Crowder's sick.
	Again?
	I am back here today with you, though it still feels dreamlike because a few pounds lighter.
	Don't worry, it's just dehydration.
	I don't know what kind of food poisoning I got, but don't try the shrimp.
	And, you know, it's one of those.
	You remember that?
	It's like I've been wrung out.
	I've been wrung out.
	I don't know what's been going on.
	Maybe you've been taking the Charlie Kirk assassination personal, Stephen.
	Living in some sort of paranoid purgatory for the past month.
	Yeah.
	Burning styrofoam, breathing it in.
	Now you're called conjunctivitis Crowder.
	Your eyes are swollen.
	There's something about the election of Donald J. Trump that temporarily healed Steven, maybe?
	You think so?
	He just was like riding out high.
	Election night was the last time that I recall him being at least verbally discussing a sickness.
	He said he was on an IV on election night.
	Remember, he's barfing in a bucket for a little bit.
	Was he?
	Oh, yeah.
	I didn't see that.
	Well, we were all good.
	I was, I just had my hotel room broken into, and I was just too focused on the story.
	Honestly, I was, I took my knife, my buoy knife, and was crushing up coconut pills.
	Were you?
	Yeah, and snorting them.
	I was doing that thing where you put your hand out and you go.
	Oh, with the knife as well.
	Yeah, that's dangerous.
	Dude, that's cool.
	I don't know.
	How fast were you?
	I have another.
	Really fast.
	Maybe it's maybe it's RFK Jr. on the country's shoulder, making sure that we're eating only the best beef tallow.
	The freshest beef tallow.
	But apparently not ensuring the shrimp quality.
	We only want the finest worms in our brains.
	Even the finest pink meats that we can offer them.
	Hey, old mother worm.
	Well, I think it's not okay for worms to be exposed to so much zin.
	I know.
	Did you hear RFK Jr. today said that our parents aren't having kids anymore?
	Our parents are no longer having kids, huh?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	All right.
	Well, what else, huh?
	I heard that our sperm's no good either, actually.
	Yeah.
	Is it bad?
	Yeah, teens these days have 50% the sperm of an old man.
	Yeah, yeah, that, but also that, like, the DNA and eggs are, like, in women's embryos are not.
	I'm sorry, in their eggs.
	What are they called?
	I haven't been in school in so long.
	It's just that women have eggs.
	It's kind of weird, huh?
	Cut all the chilla eggs monthly.
	I can't sound this fucking stupid.
	Okay, so it starts in the ovary.
	So they're saying that the DNA and the eggs that the women have, these eggs they're calling them, they don't degrade their DNA, but men's sperm get around 40 years old and then they just start dying and getting dumb.
	We got the biological clock, and it's not a problem for us.
	We have a clock, too.
	Yeah, our young, because we're all young 20s, but we got to be thinking about these things in the next 20 years, boys.
	Hey, I'm 19 years old.
	And we're doing, we're so smart.
	Yeah, we're peers with Dean and Parker.
	Yeah.
	It's me, Harry, Dean, and Parker.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, just hanging out all the time on the weekends.
	What else, though, huh?
	This is the narrative now.
	The bros, the manosphere, turning on Donald Trump because they're not getting what they voted for.
	Oh, boy.
	Geez.
	I guess it's over.
	I don't know if he understands what the manosphere is.
	I don't think he does.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	We'll get down.
	We'll talk about it down the road here.
	But the frustration regarding implementation, however, that's a myth, right?
	We're getting exactly what we voted for.
	But what can you expect from a community where a lot of people who lament the violation of human rights here, you know, by requiring identification to vote, but they're willing to show up in Saudi Arabia, where women weren't allowed to drive until a few years ago and gays get thrown off of rooftops for, you know, a couple of decent checks.
	There's that comedy festival in Riyadh.
	We'll talk about that.
	No Riyadh comedy talk, really.
	Maybe a little bit at the end.
	But mostly because I kind of agree with Steven on this.
	And I think, I mean, there's a larger conversation to be had.
	There are nuances to it.
	But the biggest thing is that Steven doesn't like Saudi Arabia because he doesn't like Muslims.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
	It's a little different.
	It's not because Mohammed bones saw killing Jamal Khashoggi.
	He doesn't care about that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	There's all these other human rights abuses that he's using as like, oh, the left should not like this because they don't like gays and women.
	He doesn't like gays and women.
	So he should actually be like more careful about this.
	Yeah, yeah, he's not.
	Stephen loves an opportunity where he can shit on the left in the same way that the left shits on itself.
	Sure.
	You know what I mean?
	So like that's, I think, when he's like, when he can team up with the liberals and go after the liberals, he really loves it.
	Well, spoiler alert, because we're not really going to go through it clip by clip.
	Steven thinks that the left is all okay with this.
	He's like ignoring the fact that everyone's been pretty outraged by the participation of all these comedians.
	Yeah.
	He thinks that the left is good with it and that we're being hypocrites?
	Yeah, yeah, that's kind of his take on this.
	Is he okay?
	I don't think he actually understands.
	I don't think he understands at all.
	I don't think Steven listens to the left like we listen to the right.
	That's true.
	That's kind of interesting.
	I guarantee it.
	I guarantee that Steven doesn't like listen to David Pacman to see what he's saying.
	He says that he listens to the most liberal outlets like CNN.
	Yeah, primarily.
	He's just putting his lens to the left.
	The left doesn't listen to CNN, though.
	Jesus.
	We don't, right?
	Like, we're not like CNN head.
	Like, are you guys fucking with that CNN brick?
	You got that Zazlov fucking piece?
	Do I, do I, I mean, sometimes I go to CNN.com and click on articles, and then it tells me I need to pay for them, and then I, well, you can be close enough to do that.
	Yeah, or just hit him with a fucking 10-foot ladder or whatever.
	I watched CNN on Pluto.
	I think I do it because I think it's a fewer letters, you know?
	Sometimes it's easier to slam CNN.
	Actually, I don't know who's one.
	It's one hand.
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	No, it's here.
	Oh, yeah, but it's not.
	We're talking home row here.
	Oh, sorry.
	Yeah, come on.
	Okay.
	Either way, we're not going to be talking about Riyadh.
	Okay.
	But we will keep talking after I take a second to thank some folks for the support.
	Over us.
	This is my favorite fucking part.
	Let's go.
	That's when you turn off.
	When the music hits, dude, I'm fucking vibing.
	I'm vibing.
	Shrug.club.
	Hello, Shrug Nation.
	You've entered the shrug switch.
	The home for pieces of shit.
	As well as all things too hot for the RSS feed.
	Things like double salutes, Josh's belly pics.
	I guess we have.
	Nudes.
	Straight up just.
	Nudes, yeah.
	Just a fucking nude.
	Yeah, speaking of, we got a hot leak on rapper Jellyroll.
	We found out about him today on the internet on accident, and that was kind of horrific, but back to you guys.
	Wait, wait.
	Yeah, we're just TMZ.
	What is going on at Shrug.club?
	Dude, I don't know how you can.
	Why don't you go there?
	You should change a password.
	Well, I should.
	I will, because I haven't checked it.
	No way.
	Me and Jared are in there, dude.
	Yeah.
	Took over.
	We're accidentally posting pictures of Jellyroll.
	His thing.
	It's Jelly Roll, dude.
	Guys, come on now.
	It's free for everyone.
	It always will be.
	But some folks choose to support us monetarily.
	Have I used that one?
	Rupees?
	That's a currency.
	That's a Zelda.
	Yeah, yeah.
	A bit of a Zelda.
	Money.
	They give us money in support of our endeavors.
	And we appreciate that.
	I do, at least.
	I don't know if you do.
	I just said I did.
	Okay.
	I didn't say anything, though.
	you should say their name and then i'll decide you're gonna you're gonna decide case by case They need to apply and we'll see.
	Let's see what happens.
	This is the freaking shark tank, dude.
	This is the Dragon Slayer, bro.
	I'm freaking cool, Kevin O'Leary.
	You know, someone else who's cool.
	Garrett S. Garrett, my man.
	Oh, yeah.
	Garrett S.
	That feels good in the mouth.
	I love you, dude.
	Swish it around.
	Garrett S. Thank you.
	You piece of shit.
	Oh, there we go.
	Also, great value mail.
	Great value mail.
	That's like, I don't know if you know this, but in a wedding, there's an order.
	There's the best man.
	Then the great value male.
	Sure.
	Then there's the basic, non-binary.
	Then we just continue to, there's like a hierarchy of this.
	I don't know if you know it.
	I didn't actually know that, but this guy does.
	Yeah, I mean, that's a great value.
	These are one of these house brands for one of these companies, right?
	Walmart, dude.
	Good guess.
	So they're a Walmart.
	Oh, no, no, but I know what you mean.
	Thank you.
	Piece of shit.
	All right.
	If you like what we're doing and want us to say your name and want to support us financially because I quit my job.
	Fuck it, dude.
	Bail.
	Tomorrow's my last day.
	This will come out.
	When you listen to that, tell them whose desk you're taking on.
	I'm no longer working there.
	What did you say, Jared?
	I said, tell them whose desk you're going to take a shit on.
	Wait, I'm not.
	Well, for money.
	Patreon.
	It'll be on Patreon.
	That's the only not free thing on Patreon.
	I don't know if we can post that, and I'm not doing it either.
	Yeah, don't do it.
	By the time you hear this, Byron will have no job, and he needs your money now more than ever.
	Like, COVID.
	Go ahead, visit Shrug.club, join Shrug Nation, be a Shrug Clubber, and also be a piece of shit.
	That would be wonderful.
	Appreciate you very much.
	And yeah, we're back at it.
	We're jumping back in.
	Should we apologize?
	We had kind of a sporadic summer, but things are going to be tightening up.
	Yeah, it was a weird summer, just a busy summer.
	Yeah, Dennis, you're done with your job, your main gig.
	My main gig, my busy season, is over.
	Yeah.
	Now I'm just going to go run a whole bunch.
	The nudes.
	All the nudes are up.
	Yeah, yeah, for sure.
	That's Patreon.
	All right.
	But yeah, we got a show to do.
	And I just want to say that we're actually adding a new tier to the Patreon that's going to be just chat GPT porn because they made that available for us to do for you today.
	So that's where a lot of the weird NSFW stuff will live over there.
	It's going to be great.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if anyone's going to go there anymore.
	They're done.
	They'll go because they're like, ooh, curious.
	I don't know, though.
	Glad to be with you.
	You two were.
	No, I'm here.
	I know.
	You're very sick still.
	You don't sound it right now.
	I went years not getting a stomach bug.
	And then election night, you know, it's hooked up to an IV before we did it.
	And then it's now happened twice since then.
	I've never had this in my life.
	Sorry.
	Would you hear if someone had a stomach bug?
	Like, would it quickly sound like?
	Could I tell?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Could you tell if I was like quietly shitting my pants in front of you?
	Well, I think there's an coming out of the mouth when you're just like.
	But yeah, it's subtle.
	You can hear the tears rolling down their cheeks.
	I think it's subtle.
	But yeah.
	I think they just talk less because they're like trying to not talk to avoid throwing up while talking.
	That's a good point.
	Like we do that sit still thing.
	Oh, where you try to wait it out?
	You just stand there for a second.
	It's like, wait.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, as we continue to flesh out the studio, I was thinking that we need one of those days since blank signs.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah.
	Days since Steven's been sick.
	Yeah, we don't need to track workplace accidents.
	Yeah, we need to track workplace accidents.
	In their studio.
	Yeah, days that Steven's healthy.
	Because that man is always sick.
	He is always sick.
	He's an ill guy.
	Didn't he say he's worried it's cancer?
	Wait, did he just say that?
	He said it.
	Yeah, he said he's worried about having the big C.
	Oh, see, maybe he means crones.
	I don't know.
	He could mean crones.
	Is that the small C?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Lowercase C. You guys remember this guy?
	Captain Morgan, CEO.
	Good?
	Yeah, I'm doing well.
	Glad you're back.
	Yeah.
	People weren't thrilled with you filling in the old days.
	They were fine.
	I just, you know.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Just want to make you feel good.
	I see.
	If I had that one isolated, I'd be off to the race.
	Just want to make you feel good.
	So, yeah, Steven was out of office quite a bit doing his both Change My Mind as well as Black and White on the Gray Issues, which I think he'll talk about here.
	Maybe, maybe now, actually.
	Well, we've been on the road a lot lately, too.
	That's the thing is when you're on the road and you're doing Change My Minds, and we have Black and White and the Gray issues coming up.
	Yeah, I'm still surprised I didn't get assaulted.
	Yeah, it was funny.
	He was invited into a barbershop for basically like an update version of Black and White on the Gray Issues.
	And while he was in there, he was just kind of rude and racist the whole time.
	That sounds like him.
	Again, I think it's a gross concept.
	I think that's obvious.
	But the fact that.
	What?
	To take like a 1970s phrase for how black people were like, man, we just don't really get any sort of fairness in this country.
	And we're calling it black fatigue.
	And then you have like 70 years later.
	He goes in there and he says, white people are feeling black fatigue against black people.
	Is this something that you'd like to account for for me, my white audience?
	You know, it's just like, it's such like a my body, my choice.
	2020, like we're just going to take the left's slogans and then try to take the piss out of them because like, again, we're just like not that clever.
	You go into a place like a black barbershop and you set up lights and cameras, like try to goad people into reacting negatively when they're like held hostage by you at this time.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I can't leave the place of work that you came into.
	And I can't get mad at you because you'll use it against me.
	Yeah, it's like he's looking in the windows and like tapping on the glass.
	Maybe that was the first time, but now he's actually like escalating rhetoric in front of them.
	It was really I didn't watch it.
	Yeah.
	But I can imagine what it was like.
	I'll watch it.
	So if Stephen ever talked to me, it had to change my mind.
	I could tell my watch.
	Well, speaking of change my mind, we did consider, because he did return to it with a bulletproof vest on.
	Which, whatever.
	And that's fine.
	Action angles in the video showing my glamour muscles and me putting the vest on and shit.
	We have to do this because the left won't let us talk anymore.
	The left is so violent, even though I say be violent.
	When he's the hero, because now he gets to stand up for them and risk his life for not just money, but for the entire conservative movement and doing it for Charlie, of course.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we did consider covering that.
	He put out two hour and a half long Change My Minds.
	The clip that you sent me earlier that they will not know about, was that from one of his versions or was that?
	The one where they were showing all the times he got roasted or cooked?
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, but I was wondering, there was a clip from The Change My Mind, a recent one.
	Was that from his.
	I don't know what I send you on a daily basis.
	We send each other like a hundred videos.
	I'll look at it.
	I'm just curious if he put it out in that way because the kid was definitely just like he was doing great, but I wasn't sure if Stephen put it out.
	I feel like Stephen would edit it to make himself look smarter.
	All that to say, you can go to wokeyoutube.com and follow and subscribe on Twitch because we're going to be covering The Change My Mind at some point in the future.
	Yeah, we're going to go to one.
	We're not going to go to one.
	I'll do it.
	What do you mean by that?
	I'm going to go and like debate Steven.
	That would be kind of fun.
	It'd be great.
	Yeah, actually, now that you and I are both kind of jobless, we could figure it out.
	Fly in and yeah.
	Yeah, just got to figure out where it is, except we'll post it like 10 minutes early.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Let's hop on a flight.
	Let's do it.
	So, yeah, we're going to kind of live react to that.
	I think that's probably the best way to do it.
	It would be stop, start, kind of like go.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Steve's busy.
	He's tired.
	He's worn out.
	And everyone hates Gerald, I guess.
	Gerald sucks.
	No one's going to be a fan of him at all.
	I love putting him off.
	I love fucking TV.
	He knew that.
	The way that Stephen talks about it, he's like, I know they hate it.
	Yeah.
	Gerald knew.
	Gerald would be like, they're making fun of me in the chat.
	Before, Dave Lando would fill in for him, and now Dave's.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	It's because Gerald keeps standing up and shaking his little butt at the camera saying, look at my new true religion jeans, y'all.
	Big butt.
	You get the butt.
	Miss Me, sponsored by Miss Me.
	Wonderful.
	Less, well, I love this person.
	Who?
	AOC.
	And here's the thing: I know that there are plenty of people on the left who are formidable opponents who can be incredibly articulate and they can voice an opinion that sometimes will give us fits.
	We're like, oh, okay, that's a pretty good point.
	AOC is none of those things.
	You sure?
	So she, she has a solution here because the left is losing.
	They kind of see the writing on the wall.
	They know where the momentum is going.
	And so her solution is, at least to her followers, you should call conservatives like short and ugly and stuff.
	Laugh at them.
	Stephen Miller is a clown.
	I've never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he's like 410.
	And he looks like he is angry about the fact that he's 410.
	And he looks like he is so mad that he is 410 that he's taking that anger out at any other population possible.
	Pause.
	Freeze.
	Well, that's the Sam Cedar move.
	Is it?
	Yeah, he stole that from Sam Cedar.
	So I am ripping a piece of paper to write on.
	It reminds me of a very specific college humor show.
	But they're so threatened by AOC.
	Yeah.
	Well, that was actually one of the first times I shared Stephen Crowder with you.
	You and I watched six, seven years ago where they were calling her horse face.
	They still to this day play the donkey noise whenever they talk about it.
	They're so afraid of being like, oh, she's a pretty Latina girl.
	You know, like they do not want to, and they all think so.
	Of course.
	Of course they're not.
	She's a beautiful woman.
	Yeah, they're so like intimidated by articulate, confident, smart, well-educated.
	Yeah.
	Bringing from like, you know, started from the bottom, now she's here from the left.
	We'll talk all about that here in a second.
	But Stephen Miller.
	Yeah, he's like 4'10.
	How tall is he, do we know?
	He's 4'11.
	Is he really?
	No.
	Okay.
	But let's keep that though.
	He's 4'11.
	Nice.
	She lied.
	It's all his forehead, too.
	Like the guy, like, around his eyebrow, he's about 4'3, 4'4, but he is 4'11.
	And the rest of that.
	How eyebrows are?
	No, just like, you know, from Tootsies to your eyebrows, 4'4, they're saying.
	And then from 4'4 to 4'11, baby, that's all forehead.
	And think about how his mama felt.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah.
	I love doing this.
	Laugh at them.
	Laugh at them.
	Yes, the resistance to authoritarianism is very real.
	The risks of abuse of power are very real.
	But one of the most powerful cultural things that you can do to a political movement that's predicated on the puffery of insecure, insecure masculinity.
	That's what this is about.
	This isn't.
	People talk about toxic masculinity.
	More than it's like, let's put that to the side for just one second.
	This is about insecure masculinity.
	Is it?
	Okay.
	And one of the best ways that you can dismantle of insecure men is by making fun of them.
	Okay.
	I'm not here to make fun of anyone's anything.
	Wait.
	But the way people overcompensate over their own stories is what I'm talking about there.
	So thank you for the clarification.
	She's totally right.
	Yeah.
	If someone's being a bully, you just can't reason with them.
	I think it's about time, right?
	Like there's been so much high-road behavior from the left for years.
	Yeah.
	And now it is time to call someone maybe a light slur.
	Listen, seven-inch forehead, mastermind-looking piece of shit.
	Exactly.
	Everyone fucking sees you and they think the same thing.
	God, this guy should put a fucking gun in his mouth in Roblox.
	Whoa, Jesus.
	Okay.
	You know, I have a severe distaste for this man.
	But yeah, you can say what to do after that, though.
	No, that's fine.
	You can do whatever you want.
	I mean, like, maybe it's a...
	She's just totally right here that when they go low, we go high.
	It doesn't work.
	It's not working.
	It's not going to work.
	Because we're not playing the same game.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah.
	If someone's so willing to play in the mud, you have to play with them.
	Yeah, well, it's like if you're not.
	You got to get down in the Santorum with them, if you will.
	If you're playing a game of basketball and the other team comes out and starts tripping you, you can't just be like, refs, come on, man.
	You got to pass off their face.
	And the refs the Supreme Court.
	Yeah, exactly, right?
	Aren't looking.
	Come on, Supreme Court.
	You got to do Harlem Glow Trotters, but this time you are throwing a ball off the back of their head.
	Or the front of someone's really, really tall head.
	But check it out.
	You grab their head bop as an alley oop.
	Now you're getting two points.
	And now you're fucking teen wolf.
	And that's cool as hell, dude.
	Everyone loves a werewolf.
	It's all about.
	Okay.
	It's about accepting people that are different.
	Yep.
	Well, yeah, you overcompensate for your story.
	You're not even from the Bronx.
	You're from a wealthy area in Connecticut with a median household income like $174,000.
	You don't sound like you're a sister.
	Ooh, okay.
	This guy's dumb and wrong and racist as well.
	Of course.
	I forgot about that.
	AOC was born in the Parkchester neighborhood of the Bronx, New York, 1989.
	Mondani is like, he just turned 34.
	Oh, no.
	And me as a 19-year-old.
	It makes me feel old.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Good save.
	Working class parents.
	Her father was a small business owner and an architect.
	Her mom was a house cleaner and later a bus driver.
	But yeah, when AOC was about five, her family won the lottery and moved to Connecticut.
	Her family won the lottery?
	They have three mansions.
	Do they?
	No.
	Oh.
	When she was five, her family saved enough money to move from the Bronx to Yorktown Heights, a suburban town in Westchester County, roughly 45 miles north of New York City.
	So she was fucking neighbors with Bam Margera?
	No, see, this is the same.
	Stephen made the same mistake as you, which means to me that we are confirmed all the same age, 19.
	Yeah.
	Because Westchester County is in New York City.
	Westchester the town is in Pennsylvania.
	Yes.
	She's in Connecticut.
	So wait a minute.
	Silver Spoons Ocasio-Cortez is not real.
	No, she's a real person.
	She moved to this place roughly, like I said, 45 miles north of New York City so she could attend better public school.
	It's not like she was a private school person.
	So the median household income in Yorktown Heights is around $138,750, which compared to comparing that to the Bronx, where it's $49,036.
	Her family lived well below the local average and struggled.
	Like I said, they didn't have- In their new place.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	Especially after the death of her father in 2008.
	You think he died of cancer?
	Oh, man.
	And her mom had to take more jobs.
	So she's cleaning houses and being a bus driver.
	Also, you know, her family could survive.
	That sounds like a social spoon to me, man.
	Yeah, in Connecticut.
	Sounds like she was like a child voice actor or something.
	It's this stark difference between life in the Bronx and Yorktown that shaped Alexandria's understanding of economic inequality and opportunity.
	And after that, she went to Boston University, graduated in 2011 after, you know, she had scholarships and grants.
	She also did work study programs to try to make money while she's in college.
	And then she still left with tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt.
	That's why she wants to forgive, dude.
	Of course, she returned to the Bronx, where she supported her family or helped by working as a waitress and a bartender, also while serving as an educational director for the National Hispanic Institute and engaging in local activism that eventually landed her on the path that she's on now as one of the most, I don't know, grassroots, exciting political faces of the left right now.
	And they hate it.
	They love her face and also hate it.
	Yes, they do.
	So he's an idiot.
	They hate that she is successful.
	They hate that she's like the American dream, like embodied.
	That she can go on TikTok and communicate with people.
	Yeah.
	And she's just proving a point that, like, listen, like, these guys are just being, they're being little babies.
	We have to respect them like that.
	Okay.
	The only guy that will listen to me is my dad.
	Where has Darren been, honestly?
	We need a proof of life.
	Papa.
	Proof of life from Papa Crowder.
	It's been a while.
	The funniest thing is they, you would think that since they said that false fact about her entire upbringing.
	They'd correct it, right?
	They'd admonish them.
	You would think that they wouldn't know it.
	And I don't sound like I'm from the Bronx because I'm not.
	Because I'm not.
	Yeah.
	I'm from York.
	What's it?
	Westchester?
	Where is she from?
	Yorkshire.
	She's from Yorktown, Bronxville?
	Is she from Bronxville?
	I don't know.
	But the best thing is to make fun of them.
	But I'm not making fun of them.
	But didn't you just say make fun of people?
	Yorktown Heights.
	Yorktown Heights.
	There you go.
	So they know they just don't do research.
	Yeah, they don't care.
	They just know that they can add a little bit of a crack to the story.
	Sure.
	And then now she's a liar.
	But she's not.
	She was born in the moon.
	That's what Darren thinks.
	I just think we shouldn't be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
	Uh-huh.
	Because she's still AOC from the block.
	Wonderful.
	Damn, dude.
	That's just poetry.
	You know what's fun, though?
	Is a bunch of guys defending another man's height.
	So first off, Miller is listed as 5'10.
	Oh, okay.
	AOC is 5'4.
	Yeah.
	So he's slightly above average.
	She's slightly below average as far as the average heights out there.
	They look that up.
	I'm glad you looked up average male height and average female height instead of, I don't know.
	Is 5'10 taller than average?
	I think 5'10 is actually taller than average.
	It is.
	And I think it's like 5'8 or 5'9 is like average male height for USA.
	The average height in the United States, 5'3.5 for women.
	So she's taller than average.
	I think he's probably just in Texas.
	But he's like looking at like, how about Australia where they're slightly shorter?
	You think he's looking at world heights?
	Let's look real quick.
	Let's look at continents.
	Honestly, don't tell him to do it that way with penis size because he will not be thrilled without that gun.
	Yeah, but okay, but he can also use this little fun fact is that like because climate change has gotten so bad and out of hand, I already don't believe it.
	Our dongs are getting bigger.
	That's right, dude.
	Right, but they work less, but they are glamorous.
	Fewer sperm, but you need a bigger gun to shoot it with.
	She is an idiot.
	And here's the thing: she won't be able to make fun of anyone in an effective way because she will not, and this is the left today, by and large, she won't engage any more adversarials.
	So she's like, make fun of them, expose them for just, you know, because then everyone else will laugh at them.
	No, no, your own followers may laugh at them because they're as dumb as you.
	If you want to get other people to laugh at Stephen Miller, you would have to chip, away at his ideas.
	To do that, you would have to engage people like Stephen Miller in a form.
	Imagine an AOC-Steven Miller debate.
	I mean, that would rule.
	I think she would do it.
	Of course.
	But can you also imagine like a town hall that, I don't know, AOC and maybe Bernie would have done where they were asked questions from conservative voices, maybe like yesterday?
	I'll tell you right now that Stephen would say, yeah, how filter those questions.
	Okay, that is true.
	He would say.
	She didn't go do it to college campuses, but she told him.
	Okay.
	He was totally looking at Azerbaijan.
	Oh, we're going to talk about that.
	It's the first country that comes up on the list that has 5'5 inches.
	No way.
	As the tallest median height for women is Azerbaijan.
	And so if she's slightly smaller than that and she's 5'4, she's probably being measured by, again, Azerbaijan.
	What a fucking idiot.
	That's so lazy.
	Dude, if they go to Bangladesh, she's like five and a half inches taller than the average.
	So it's just like, what the fuck is he talking about?
	How tall is Stephen?
	He's tall.
	He's 6'2 ⁇ , 6'3 ⁇ .
	He's probably taller than all of us.
	Of course he is, yeah.
	By about a quarter of an inch because we're all 19 and 6'1 and a half inches, brother.
	Broccoli haircuts all around.
	Chubperm is my cousin.
	And people, even the people you respect, like Bernie, like Warren, they don't appear.
	The left does not appear on adversarial programming.
	It's not something that they do because their ideas do not hold up to scrutiny.
	I don't know about that.
	Bernie was on Rogan and did a pretty long talk there, but he's also done Fox News town halls.
	He was on special report with Brett Bayer.
	So here's the thing just to share with Stephen.
	Yeah.
	The reason they aren't isn't just because there's a couple of things.
	It could be that they are afraid.
	Okay.
	Or it could be that Fox News is not in a million years going to have AOC on to talk to their audience.
	No, and if they did, it would be in bad faith.
	Just like the time that Brett Bayer and Kamala Harris had that interview, and it was like an ambush.
	Fox News was if they heard unfiltered AOC and didn't know it was AOC, they'd agree with a ton of it.
	Of course.
	A ton of it.
	And that's the thing that these right-leaning folks, the identity of this is so deeply ingrained in why they hate people.
	They'll be like, we have an immigrant on.
	Listen to what they have to say, but don't trust them.
	But if they just disguised it as a different idea, people would be on board.
	Or even like a secret Antifa person who's disguised on the air.
	Who has also happened to be like a COVID person and happened to also be all these other crazy cool stuff.
	Man, Stephen would love to have AOC on his show.
	Well, he didn't give her the welcome, unfortunately.
	He didn't?
	Yeah.
	Come on, Stephen.
	You want her on adversarial programming?
	Have her on.
	Have us on, Stephen.
	Yeah, we'll talk to you.
	I don't know.
	Then versus with.
	I don't know if I would want to be on that show if I'm being real.
	I would be.
	Because then I'd have to cover it.
	Yeah, we have to cover it.
	And then it gets really weird.
	AOC doing it, I think, whatever it is, a Snapchat live, Instagram.
	I have no idea what it was.
	It was a TikTok.
	Facebook Live, maybe?
	Yeah.
	Doing that versus Miller, 5'10.
	Again, one inch above average.
	On CNN yesterday with people who obviously are adversarial.
	And just look and see how he handled them, something that AOC could never do.
	You are profiling brown people that that this immigration crackdown is designed to go after people of color.
	That is the it's such a what a dumb question.
	The legal aliens who are here are taking jobs away from blacks.
	They're taking jobs away from whites.
	They're taking jobs away from Latinos.
	That's not exactly a no, Stephen.
	Can you just unequivocally state?
	I said it was a dumb question.
	When I said it was a dumb question, it meant no.
	Well, I just want to be clear and precise.
	I appreciate you trying to qualify my questions, but nevertheless, I think it's a fair one that a lot of people have.
	My full answer is no.
	That is a lie, and it's a dumb question.
	I like that.
	Stephen Miller's a little touch of tism there.
	He's got a bit of it.
	He's got like a tick.
	Dumb question.
	I can't believe.
	Just say, hey, hey, CNN, have you considered saying he's short?
	Thanks for the hot tips.
	But he's not.
	Yeah.
	He's so fucking tall.
	He's the tall.
	Listen, he's so tall.
	I look average guy.
	Literally.
	Oh, this is so funny.
	I also love that he's like, I said no.
	Well, that's what I meant when I said it was a dumb question.
	They just like his delivery.
	They don't give a fuck about it.
	No, his delivery is shit, though, right?
	He's so dumb.
	He's like not a good public.
	No, it's bad.
	His like maniacal laughter and shit in there.
	It's just like, yeah, this mega mind motherfucker is just a creation of DreamWorks pictures.
	Like, get him the fuck out of the fucking White House.
	This guy sucks.
	Well, Jared, there was a time when he did have hair on top of his head.
	I don't buy it.
	I do want to say Cody Johnson from Somewhere News did a wonderful piece on Stephen Miller, like a great biography last week.
	So go check that out on YouTube.
	But there was also a period of time.
	Did his hair make him look like a Mr. Meeksies kind of thing?
	I think we're talking about the same time that he appeared on television with the drawn-on hair.
	He basically painted on a widow's peak.
	No way.
	Stephen Miller.
	What?
	Yeah.
	We'll put that picture on our social media at the end crowder.
	Okay.
	Can I see it just for the also?
	I want to share with you guys.
	I just, when I was googling Stephen Miller, I told it was.
	I want to read this headline for you guys real quick.
	Fox News host claims AOC wants to sleep with Stephen Miller after she mocked his supposedly short stature.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	And his host went to bat for him and hailed him as a sexual matador.
	Do you guys want to guess the host from Fox News?
	Brett Baer?
	Nope.
	Is it Jesse?
	Jesse Waters.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What a freak.
	Oh, that is a straight up like that's that.
	You know that 10 things I hate about you scene where he's watching the TV with the spray on stuff?
	That's what this is.
	Outlandish.
	It's like foolish.
	What?
	Shocking.
	It's like.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	So you went on TV thinking that you could pull off this fucking Forrest Gump haircut.
	Are you kidding me?
	If you have nothing on top, and listen, I don't have a lot.
	Dude, that looks better.
	His like natural hair looks better than whatever the fuck he thought he was doing here.
	Yeah, don't give yourself a widow's peek if you're receding.
	This is his hairline is proceeding.
	How did that happen?
	I don't understand.
	Like, somehow he looks like Paulie Walnuts.
	Somehow he kind of looks like, golly, man.
	He's got blown up.
	It's like it's straight up Forrest Gump's hair, but short.
	But then he's like, sort of his like downwards look in this photo that I'm seeing.
	It's Pauli Walnuts, dude.
	That's some energy.
	So Steven, he may be 5'10.
	I don't give a fuck how Dali is.
	But at one point, he did have that hair on television.
	Yeah, he's also that evil.
	He's a 6'5 haircut right there.
	That's fine.
	The boys are so sensitive about Stephen Miller's height.
	Yeah.
	What if they were like, someone made fun of Stephen Miller's dick and they'd be like, I bet he is a fucking huge shit.
	His dick's great.
	I bet his four skin's a five-skin just like his goddamn forehead is.
	You know, like, if you want to make fun of someone for being fat, like, it doesn't work on a really, really fat guy because he knows he's fat.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	You should do it like a dad who's gained like a few pounds, who you know is self-conscious about it because he's hoping people don't notice.
	Wait, what?
	So, like, if he was just slightly below average, maybe if he was like 5'7, it might work.
	But at 5'10, he's right in there.
	It's just a totally irrelevant attack.
	It also has to be a joke.
	You can't just say the thing.
	That's all she did.
	She goes, he's short.
	Laugh at him.
	Like, that wasn't a joke.
	That was just a statement.
	It also wasn't true.
	You can't do that with a fat joke.
	It doesn't work on someone.
	Goes, Feierstein's fat.
	I'm like, yeah, I am.
	You gotta make a joke.
	Like, oh, he looks like the kind of guy who eats Calzones because he's too lazy to fold his own pizza or whatever.
	Yes, put my name on that.
	Say it.
	What the hell?
	You gotta have a joke with it, dum-dum.
	And then they'll also say that words are violence, but silence is violence.
	So I just know what to do.
	They're okay with insults, so long as they suck.
	Yeah.
	What a great piece of money.
	They got fucking Gerald back there with the fucking shot collar on.
	Going fucking nuts over that Josh joke about Calzones.
	The one that they wrote and then performed at the earlier run-through of the post-here's a few options I got to work.
	Yeah.
	Also, just so you guys know.
	Steven's insecure about the weight he gained while he was a new young dad.
	Sure.
	How tall you are doesn't matter to whether or not you can, quote-unquote, be effective with making fun of it.
	All that she's saying is, this guy seems like he's a little baby who doesn't understand masculinity and he's trying so hard to be a big, strong man.
	And she's saying he's short because that'll piss him off because he's not big and strong.
	And he's proven time and time again to be a petty, sensitive loser.
	Yeah, and that's why they're coming for him because I think that they see themselves in that feeling.
	They're like, can you use the clip of me lifting in our day in the life video?
	Because I want them to know that I'm strong.
	I hate to keep nodding towards this, but the some more news piece that they put out, Stephen Miller in high school, I believe also in college, wouldn't throw his stuff away because he said that they had enough janitors hired to clean up after him.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's such a shitty take.
	Like, I just, that is the most weird energy that anyone could have.
	What do you, what, what does that even mean?
	Was he just he would like put his like dirty diaper on the floor in the bathroom or like what does that mean?
	Well, I mean, he's walking to class and instead of putting his coffee in the trash can that he's walking by, he sets it on the ledge of it or like, what are we talking here?
	That's sick over here.
	Like, leave his tray around.
	Yeah, he would just like, if he missed, like throwing, if he was like doing like a like a shot, a garbage shot.
	Like a garbage shot that if he missed, he would say, oh, fuck it, or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think what's funny about this is that they're talking about what is an effective like diss on somebody is.
	And it's just any diss is effective on somebody if they're not confident.
	You could say that Donald Trump's bald.
	And then or the time cover that came out got on Truth Social and argued about how the how time made him look bad.
	He hates to be shot from underneath.
	And unless you know nobody looks good when you shoot him.
	I'm turning all of my fans on when they look at my nussy.
	Bring attention to the next.
	They don't look at that fat fuck's ear.
	This is great.
	I think that was the files.
	That was the Stormy Daniels angle, I think.
	Oh, that they shot that with?
	Don't do that.
	You can't do that.
	I know.
	He's doing a cut.
	Now he's doing a cut sign, and I'm considering leaving it in.
	All right.
	We're posting that in the NSFW feed on the Patreon, though, folks.
	You can't see it there.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	It's good.
	Whatever Dennis said, no one will know unless they give us $50.
	$50 a month will get you that joke.
	That was a bad joke.
	For at least three months.
	All right.
	We're done talking about AOC.
	Okay.
	So if you've been paying attention during this election, well, since the election.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I'll just tell you this.
	I don't understand why people now understand.
	I'm like, oh, this isn't what I voted for.
	What?
	Huh?
	No.
	I mean, this is exactly what I voted for.
	I get it.
	They have no spots.
	I mean, there's a few things.
	There's a few.
	We talked about it a little bit yesterday, but there's a few things where I'm like, I didn't expect it to go this way.
	Yeah.
	But the compromise is I get what I want.
	Yeah.
	It's very efficient.
	Yeah.
	Some of the things aren't being done the way I would like them to, but there's a narrative out there right now where people are saying, you know what?
	I was all in on Trump.
	And also, let's just be clear.
	Let's also apply these timelines.
	Donald Trump, very popular.
	Liberalism losing ground consistently in social media and in the media sphere, especially with young voters, right?
	So during this period of time, people are going, yeah, MAGA, baby.
	It's fun.
	Let's troll the libs.
	And now that he's in office and doing exactly what I voted for, what I actually championed, a lot of these people are going, oh, we need to be adversarial.
	And no, I don't know what he's doing.
	This isn't cool with me.
	I don't understand it.
	Did Steven just learn the word adversarial?
	He has to use it a couple times.
	He's used it a couple times.
	And I've never heard it before from him.
	So maybe he just learned it.
	I was like, I'm going to use that a lot today.
	So Josh is struggling a little bit with his newfound nationalism.
	Yeah, Josh is realizing he's not getting what he voted for.
	Well, but he gets what he wants.
	He did say that.
	However, I don't think that he's so comfortable with how he's getting what he wants.
	Yeah, I mean, sometimes you have to dress up like Hitler for Steven Crowder's show.
	And he may have done that last week, earlier this week.
	Yeah.
	It's pretty cool.
	And it's not the first time, remember?
	I know.
	He did it during the, they were doing a bracket style competition last March where they were doing the dick doff or whatever.
	It was a dictator bracket style competition.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah.
	And they dressed up like dictators.
	Yeah.
	Also, I do have a little bit of, and I was scared to look this up, but I was concerned Republican support was growing.
	We did lose the popular vote, and it did seem like there was a bunch of mainstream figures, like the folks in the pod bro industry, were shifting their political beliefs or making them outwardly present, I guess.
	But according to Gallup data from April 2025, Republicans held a one- to two-point national edge in party identification for the third consecutive year, making this kind of a major shift from the Democratic advantage that had been seen most of the early 2000s.
	The gains, we don't need to go through this.
	Of course, it's the Hispanics and the young adults and the working class without college degrees very much reacting to Trump's populism.
	But by the third quarter of 2025, though, Gallup and Pew Research observed a shift.
	Democrats briefly regained to 46 to 43% lead in party affiliation.
	What the big shift was was the independents who went for Trump in 2024 realized that they actually don't like him.
	So we got our independence back.
	It's Independent Day.
	It's Independent Day.
	Yeah, obviously politics is this big pendulum, even though some of it's swinging very, very far in certain ways.
	But I think it's pretty easy for people who just say like the people who aren't like cult-like in love with Trump, they're still pliable minds and they can still have their opinions.
	It surprised me, I think.
	Yeah.
	And I think that the thing is that young people have really pliable mindset.
	And people like me and my friends.
	Yeah, me and my friends.
	We just got out of high school just like last year.
	You know, it's awesome.
	So navigating a world so fucked up like this.
	This is crazy.
	I tried to just move my microphone stand, but you've got me a little bit more.
	Yeah, I got you a new arm there.
	We're upgrading the studio.
	Yeah, that's the thing that I think they don't realize is that it's easy when you're locked in an echo chamber to think that your side is getting strong and big and taller.
	It's definitely taller than average.
	So taller than average.
	No, but it was a mandate when they narrowly won the popular vote.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And it's always narrow.
	It is narrow.
	I don't think anyone can use that until we actually have a true landslide.
	Unless it's Bill Clinton in 1992 again.
	Yeah.
	Like it's not going to be like that.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I guess I'm glad that it looked that up.
	I also just don't, I don't care what the numbers say.
	What I care about is what's happening in the real world in my life.
	You know, it's talking people go, did you know that the Democrats were the KKK group?
	I don't give a fuck.
	I don't give a shit.
	I'm not a Democrat.
	I feel the way I feel about the things that I feel, and that's why I care about I'm oh shit, really?
	Oh my God.
	Well, the Republican Party is certainly energized, and the loudest voices are always going to be the loudest voices.
	But apparently it's narrowing.
	Of course it is because the people on the left are energized as fuck.
	Yeah.
	This Saturday is going to be huge.
	Snorting coconut pills.
	Yeah, coconut pills, dude.
	All day long.
	107 Dave book.
	That's my Bible by Kamala Harris.
	Heck yeah, dude.
	Hell yeah, man.
	I like how she disrespected Joe, though.
	That's kind of fun, huh?
	Yeah, yeah.
	The whole thing's bad and we're fucked.
	What are we talking about?
	It's been probably the most effective administration, maybe, maybe less than the first Trump administration, but certainly among the most effective administrations in my lifetime.
	But that has not stopped some people who claim to be amongst you from turning on them.
	The Trump administration, if they're running and they said, we're going to go to Home Depot and we're going to arrest all the people at Home Depot.
	We're going to go to construction sites and we're going to just like tackle people at constructions.
	I don't think anybody was signed up for that.
	Now I got to look back at it.
	It's like, damn, like so many people just tie me to it.
	And now it's just like, like, no matter what, they don't even get to know who I am because they don't like even want to.
	Oh, you did this shit with Trump.
	You see what your boy's doing?
	You voted for this.
	I'm like, I voted for none of this.
	He's doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for.
	One of the things is it was supposed to be America first.
	Like, we're focusing on, like, what are we doing to get things back into America, right?
	To like increase, like, the purpose of being an American, to refill our hearts with blood and like and make us feel something again here and make us be excited about being an American.
	They said we're going to get rid of the criminals and the gang members first, right?
	And now we're seeing like Home Depots get raided.
	Like, that's crazy.
	And I really, really understand other people's side.
	And as I'm getting older, I'm just like seeing, like, I just don't think I'll ever care enough again.
	I want him to shrink spending, reduce the money.
	So he's increasing it.
	It's like everything that he said he's going to do, except sending immigrants back.
	And now he's even flip-flopped on that, which I kind of like.
	And I felt like that was what a lot of the energy was for.
	And then now that we're caught up here and it feels like we are just working for Israel, I think to a lot of people, it's, I don't know, you just really start to feel very disillusioned pretty quickly.
	Just really quickly, too, that note on Israel.
	I don't think we've ever seen a president be more quote-unquote disrespectful to Netanyahu than Donald Trump.
	Yes.
	Ever.
	He's insulted him.
	He's literally insulted him for being petulant, for being kind of bitchy, for being negative.
	He's just generally insulting.
	Did you talk about his height, though?
	I think universally insulting, right?
	I'm going to say something maybe controversial here.
	What's that?
	Is that I think I respect Steven Crowder more than all five of those people that he played in that clip.
	Interesting.
	Well, Joe Rogan and then streamer Aiden Ross.
	Of course, you remember Aiden Ross gave Trump a wrapped Tesla cyber truck.
	Yeah, he was a cyber truck, yeah.
	And Darola.
	Yeah, that was.
	And he's like, I don't know why everyone just keeps thinking I'm the Trump guy.
	Aiden Ross gave, not only was it a wrapped cyber truck, it was wrapped with Trump having just been shot.
	Shot, yeah.
	And so his face is all bloody and say what you will.
	And if you're me, it'll be what?
	Why doesn't your ear look like that on the Time magazine?
	But which I think would be a powerful image, like if his ear did have a big fucking rat's chip in it.
	Yeah, it's weird because like when my mom cut my hair and accidentally nicked my ear, I still have that scar.
	That's weird, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I've got a scar from your dog scratching my arm.
	Oh, sorry.
	Well, we got to fuck him in right.
	Have you guys heard the Aiden Ross Fathithum clip?
	Oh, of course.
	Should we play fascism real quick?
	No, I don't know who Aiden Ross is.
	If Dennis hasn't heard it, Dennis, Aiden Ross is a kick streamer.
	He's like one of the premier kick streamers and sort of was like with, do you know Sneeko is?
	He's kind of a sneeko guy.
	I think XQC was actually there when the Cybertruck came out.
	That might just be a kick thing.
	Yeah.
	What does a fascist mean?
	It means you are a far right authorization on, you, on, ultra, does it, ultra, ultra, now let it, Oh my God.
	Ultra analatist.
	Analyst.
	Political ideology movement characterized by dictator leadership, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression, suppression of opposition.
	So I don't know what that means, right?
	I swear to God.
	I don't know what the fuck a fascism is.
	I don't know what the fuck that is.
	Benito Mazzulli and Givente Genital and Jason Stanley.
	Like, who the fucking people, bro?
	Get this motherfucker to read the word jalapenos.
	Yo!
	So and then he read the Adolf Hitler Nazi Party and then he realized what it is.
	Yeah, so this is the guy who wants to get out of politics, right?
	Maybe should have never been.
	I wish I never fucking wish I never looked up fascism on the internet in front of a fucking million people.
	Trump might not have won the election if Aiden Ross didn't Google fascist, right?
	Like, I mean, that's a butterfly wing kind of thing.
	It's so odd to me that for one of these people are going to be like, yeah, they're going to forever be associated with Trump because that's what happens.
	To everybody who associates with Trump, you will forever be associated with Trump, especially with how he is right now.
	Joe Rogan, Aiden Ross, Andrew Schultz, and Theo Vaughn were the pod person.
	And Theo Vaughn, did you guys see a clip of Theo Vaughn trying to hit on that girl on live TV and she shut him down?
	Yeah, old.
	Yeah, that was good.
	Oh, buddy.
	She said, hope not or whatever.
	Yeah, I hope to see you.
	Well, maybe I'll see you later.
	And she's like, I hope not.
	Sorry, you're below average height.
	I mean, I do feel bad for him because he seems like he's going through it.
	He's going through it for sure, but he also put himself there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Don't, you know, and also, like, isn't his dad like fucking royalty or something like that?
	Theo Vaughn?
	I don't know about that.
	When Theo Vaughn was 19, our age, he was on MTV's Road Road.
	Yeah, you didn't know that?
	That's where he got his start.
	Oh, I didn't know that at all.
	Yeah.
	Can someone put Theo Vaughn's mullet on Stephen Miller?
	Okay.
	What do we got here?
	Ronald Vaughan Kurtowski Sr.
	Yeah, his father was a native of Bluefields, Nicaragua, and then he settled in New Orleans.
	Dude, what?
	We're supposed to just roll with it.
	Oh, that's like Stephen did with that.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I read something about that.
	We can take all this shit out.
	I don't know.
	No, no, Chris.
	No, no, we lie about this.
	We lie, dude.
	We have to lie about it.
	Yeah.
	Theo Vaughn's a Nepo baby, and his dad's a billionaire.
	Yeah, obviously.
	His dad's a billionaire, just like AOC's a billionaire.
	Yeah, that his dad's like super old, also.
	No, he was in World War One.
	His dad's dead.
	Died of cancer, actually.
	He is like 1912.
	Oh, yeah, actually.
	Never mind.
	He was a medic in the memor.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Andrew Schultz, though, too, isn't he, though?
	These guys are all fucking.
	I don't know, man.
	I don't, I don't, I don't, I think I'm fine with just them having earned whatever they earned because of the audience that likes their stuff.
	Yeah, fucking Andrew Schultz's dad.
	That's what I thought.
	Professional ballroom dancer.
	That's crazy.
	They gave him that big ballroom money, dude.
	Yeah, right here.
	Which brings us to a sponsor, Meundy's.
	All right.
	So this also, you know, comes on the heels of yesterday, a Rolling Stone article highlighted this.
	They call it a phenomenon where it's, they titled it, Manosphere Influencers Who Boosted Trump Are Now Cooling on Him.
	Oh boy.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Sunday, NBC News wrote, Podman Out.
	Trump's support among influential podcasters is waning.
	Bro, dead ass.
	And yeah, you just saw that.
	Even, you know, a lot of people have, everyone has a podcast now.
	That's the issue.
	Even Darth Vader turned on Trump as seen in his podcast, Call Me Your Father yesterday.
	I find President Trump's actions disturbing.
	Look, and I will tell you this.
	Too many podcasts.
	Yeah, there's too many podcasts.
	Was that just a joke that Darth Vader has a podcast?
	No, that's a Call Me Daddy.
	Call Me, Call Me, Call Me Daddy podcast.
	Never heard of it?
	No.
	It's like the lady.
	I am your father.
	It's like a lady's Joe Rogan, basically.
	Okay, gotcha.
	Very popular show.
	And they're talking to lucky, what's that fucking asshole's name, the crypto guy?
	I can't remember anyone's name.
	I'm having a hard time today.
	I love the honesty and the earnest nature of that.
	Sorry, guys.
	I'm just not as sharp as I normally am.
	No, look, earlier today I was in a text message and I told somebody I was like, all these parasitic relationships.
	Oh, no.
	And she said, you mean parasocial.
	And I was like, I don't know, these hosts are getting, they're taking all the babies.
	I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about anymore.
	This clip that we just played, I really love that Steven is, he understands that these people are turning on Trump.
	Yeah.
	But he just is trying to imply it doesn't matter.
	Well, he's playing defense.
	Yeah.
	It definitely does.
	It's either it's not happening or it doesn't matter.
	Yeah.
	That's usually his playbook.
	The same with the Epstein files.
	They're lying or it doesn't matter.
	It's just what he does whenever something bad happens to his father.
	Of course.
	Daddy Trump.
	I meant to say Palmer Lucky is the guy's name.
	Palmer Lucky?
	I don't even know that guy.
	Theo is working with him on a Bitcoin bank and it got approved by whatever America does to approve a bank like that.
	And then he was on JRE today, I guess.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	And then people are like, yeah, but Joe Rogan's like an asset for the government.
	Just so you guys are aware.
	Yeah, well, we all know that.
	Yeah.
	Did you watch him leave the studio with binoculars, Jared?
	No, I didn't.
	I'm too busy.
	I just came up with my Halloween costume.
	What is it?
	Peter Thiel Vaughan.
	Yeah.
	How are we doing?
	You're going to wear.
	Well, I got to get really bad skin and look really red and sweaty and also believe in the Antichrist.
	And put a mullet on.
	And then have a mullet.
	Exactly.
	That's what I was thinking.
	Beautiful.
	That's pretty good, actually.
	Everyone, if you want to use AI to create Peter Theo Vaughn, I'd love to see it.
	I actually don't want to support AI anymore.
	Yeah, I hate it.
	I can't tell the difference anymore.
	You sounded very Carl Havoc with that.
	But this isn't Steven's first rodeo.
	Conservative rodeo.
	Well, they all are.
	In his first rodeo, dude.
	Steve, it's been a while since Steven has gotten the opportunity to call people fair weather conservatives to imply that he is the only reliable person.
	They don't love you like I love you, Trump.
	Exactly.
	I've been here before there was sort of this resurgence of right-wing with young men, and I'll be here after.
	Popularity, it comes in waves, right?
	It'll wane.
	That doesn't change the principles and doesn't change your vision for our country.
	And that's what I find disturbing about this.
	Yeah, but look, you should not really be surprised about this.
	It's like, these people don't really have much of a spine, and we've kind of seen this coming for a little while.
	Come, let Zoltar tell you more.
	I just had to cut it early.
	I can't do the whole time thing.
	I have a question for you guys.
	That's a crowder called it, by the way.
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	Popularity doesn't matter.
	Do you want to hear how he called it, though?
	We should probably hear that first.
	Oh, sure, sure, yeah, yeah.
	You know what?
	You know what really bothers me too?
	The Johnny come lately, the comedians now who are like, oh, yeah, Trump.
	It's like, really?
	Because I remember when I was in a comedy club and you acted like anyone who said, yeah, I don't think same-sex marriage should be a thing, was a fascist.
	And I tried to explain back to you, I don't think you know.
	You just say men and women are interchangeable.
	This is going to be a gender-bending, slippery slope.
	Fascist, dumb, conservative, dumb Christian.
	Now, all of a sudden, they embrace it because the leftists came for them.
	It's like, well, what did you think was going to happen?
	All right, let's go to the next one.
	All right.
	I know you were never that way.
	That's also why I appreciate you.
	But so many people now are, yeah, pro-freedom.
	Really?
	Where were you in 2005?
	2009?
	2014?
	Huh?
	Oh, mocking people like us.
	But now you get it.
	Now you get it.
	Come let Zoltar tell you more.
	I'm confident the next pitch ball right past the flag.
	We're going to win the game.
	I guarantee you.
	All right.
	Um.
	I don't think he really called it.
	I don't think that that clip articulated what he thinks it.
	No, I don't think so.
	Any chance to play the stinger.
	Yeah.
	Maybe you shouldn't be saying in a comedy club green room that you don't think same-sex marriage should be a thing.
	And then repeat that as if that's still something you believe.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Like, are you really that?
	Like, I guess he is.
	I mean, he's pretty mask off these days, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	He wants all these comedians to embrace the bigoted beliefs he's had in like the mid-2000s.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Listen, I've been a bigot since I was born.
	Yeah.
	Bigot from birth, baby.
	Bigot from birth, of course.
	Like, I mean, most of most of the comedian guys like Joe Rogan, Peter Thiel Vaughan, those types, they're like free speech guys, you know, and they are rich, so they don't want their money taken.
	Those are things that, you know, I disagree with, but that's way different than someone believing that gay people shouldn't get married or having huge problems with like transing of youths or bathroom usage.
	Like, Steven just doesn't, he doesn't, I don't think he gets it.
	Well, he doesn't.
	And he also acts like the popularity doesn't matter to a populist president.
	Like, it definitely matters, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Guy is just kind of stupid, right?
	No.
	He's definitely tall.
	I don't know how you can say, I'm surprised that Donald Trump is deporting people.
	I don't know how you could possibly be surprised by that.
	Also, Donald Trump is probably the Republican who, in recent memory, probably the least, the Republican who placed the least emphasis on just downsizing government.
	And the reason for that is because every Republican has promised it never really done it.
	So his platform was, we're going to trim waste, but we're going to make this huge government at least work for its people because it's almost impossible to truly downsize government.
	And I'm more fiscally conservative than President Trump.
	That's true.
	But I knew what I voted for.
	I didn't think that I was voting for a Rand Paul type candidate.
	Yeah.
	So Steven doesn't give a shit about the nuance.
	Those folks were not saying he was deporting people.
	He said he wouldn't deport people.
	They're saying he's deporting the people I didn't expect him to deport.
	Yeah, he told me that they were going to get rid of the criminals.
	And now my vegetables are more expensive because no one can farm them.
	And now Trump burgers closed down because the owner was here illegally.
	And where am I going to get my Trump burger?
	They were stamping the burgers with such a hot iron.
	And I said, do it on my belly next.
	I'm Josh Feierstein.
	Oh, no, we're just going to get it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then I hate that they talk about the way that he managed the government because they downsize the government in the same way that you clean out a hoarder's house.
	You just do like reckless abandon.
	Yeah.
	You just like get rid of everything.
	It's like TV crew.
	Oh, sorry.
	I threw away all the important things, too.
	Yeah, I'm sorry.
	Including the carcass of all those cats.
	He has so many cats.
	So many cats.
	No, but America didn't have that many cats.
	And I think that that's the problem.
	There were cats.
	Well, but not that many cats.
	Who's the cats?
	Okay.
	But yeah, no, I think people like Theo Vaughan, who tend to appear more sensitive to stuff like this, like he's the one that had his clip where he was saying, sorry, you got deported by used by ICE.
	I don't know if you saw that.
	No.
	Yeah.
	And he said, hey, take me out of that dang old video.
	Yeah, he said, get me out of that dang old video, please.
	Don't do that to me.
	Which, I mean, I still am not letting him off the hook.
	And I don't mean to keep referencing that he's like not like the worst of these guys.
	But he's fucking, he's got the same problems.
	Have you seen this tweet?
	The everyone is 12 theory?
	No, I haven't.
	That's seven years younger than us.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	Yeah, and just think how far we've come over those seven years.
	Yeah, the everyone is 12 theory is very, yeah, this sounds right.
	So it's kind of like, just to read you a couple of these so you get the idea.
	This guy, Patrick Cosmos, the very important lawyer on Twitter.
	He's saying, We're getting a new unified theory of American reality calling.
	I'm calling everyone is 12 now.
	I'm strong and I want to have 50 kids and a farm.
	Of course, you do.
	You're 12.
	I don't want to eat vegetables.
	I think steak and french fries is the only meal.
	Hell yeah, Comey, because you're 12.
	Maybe if there's crime, we should just send in the army.
	Bless your heart, my 12-year-old buddy.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so Theo Vaughn is a 12-year-old boy.
	Yeah, they're all 12.
	But this is also, I think, coupled nicely with the information that we're getting this week that all of these extra protein drinks have like high marks of lead in them.
	Yeah.
	So everyone's 12 theory.
	Everyone's 12 theory brought to you by everything has lead data.
	So that's cool.
	I feel like these guys are all suffering from the same fucking thing.
	Well, the worst thing is that so that everyone is 12, but also these guys are experiencing blank check reality, like the 90s film, where they just have unlimited resources.
	Yeah, yeah, remember when they hit that on the money.
	Sweat out.
	Wow.
	Oh, it's a problem.
	So it's just, it's a problem.
	It's a problem.
	It is a problem.
	And so I think that's important that we make that distinction.
	We're not going to ever criticize people for it.
	I learned new things and I've changed my mind.
	Yeah.
	But you have to take responsibility for the fact that you had a real impact in the world.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't think that Trump would have won.
	I mean, there's a handful of big puzzle pieces.
	It was a perfect storm of Elon Musk and a rallying of youth vote through people like Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn and Aiden Ross.
	It's like when you see a kid tip over a vase in a museum.
	They're just having fun, but they fuck some shit up.
	Yeah.
	And they don't realize it.
	You ever been with an adult that's touching shit in a museum?
	Very stressful.
	I bet it is.
	But I don't hang out with adults.
	I'm only 19.
	Yeah, when my mom, I mean to say speaking of Elon Musk, though.
	When Elon Musk purchased Twitter and made it into X and then started talking about free speech, we're like, he has no idea.
	He hasn't been steeped in this.
	He's brand new to the cause.
	So many of these people are in the same boat right now.
	They're brand new to the cause and they have no idea that when you say, I am for deporting illegals and making sure that we don't have tens of millions of people here illegally, that means it's going to be messy.
	It means it's going to tug at your heartstrings when you see footage and you see the media spin up narratives.
	They had no idea that it meant doing hard things.
	And they're like, whoa, that's actually hard and people don't like that.
	Yeah, of course.
	Nobody likes to be told that they have to leave the country they're in illegally.
	Of course.
	And of course the Democrats want to run a campaign against the Republicans and make it look like something it isn't.
	Of course.
	Where have you been this entire time?
	We're not trying to be mean.
	We're just trying to do what is right for the American citizens.
	Right.
	No, we're showing exactly what it is.
	And it is mean.
	It is mean.
	Yeah, it sucks.
	Oh, you fucking pussies have something to say about six-year-olds in zip ties being pulled out of their apartments.
	That's what they voted for.
	This is messy.
	You know, what are you going to cry?
	You're going to sound like a fucking six-year-old with tears in your eyes.
	Well, look at these true religion jeans.
	That'll make you feel a little better.
	Bump, Wow.
	And I'll give you a big butt.
	You get the butt.
	One of those, for sure.
	You do get the butt.
	No, it's, I mean, it's, it's horrifying to hear, like, I mean, like, some people are surprised by what's going on.
	Like, like, the Joe Rogan saying that I think Gerald wanted this, and he knew it.
	He did.
	He wanted it.
	He's just racist about it.
	But I'm also like kind of on his side.
	Like, these people were all told this time and time again that this is going to be messy.
	It's going to be violent.
	People are going to have their lives ruined over this.
	And they all said, Yeah, I'll suck that fucking smegma right out the hood, homie.
	They were all into it, dude.
	They couldn't get enough of it.
	They were thirsty for it.
	And now that it's happening, these fucking cowards are like, no one said it was going to be like this.
	It's like, nah, everyone fucking told you it's going to be like this, you bald dip shit.
	Like, you fucking Joe Rogan asshole.
	You dumbass Peter fucking Vaughn.
	What do we call him?
	Peter Theo Vaughn.
	Yeah, Peter Theo Vaughn.
	These people all had people on their show saying, This is actually going to be terrible.
	Yeah.
	And you're advocating for this.
	And I got to say to your face, you know, these are the Bill Burrs.
	These are the fucking the Riyadh comedy special geniuses who are even telling him this is going to be a problem for human rights.
	And, you know, say what you want.
	I guess they were correct half the time about this, but what does that mean for the Bill Burrs moving forward with things like this?
	I don't know, but it just is like everyone fucking said something and no, and none of these people want to take any responsibility for this.
	That's why I have to say, like, I'm going to put my fucking full back behind what Steven and these jackasses are saying that we're listening to because they are actually standing on their fucking 10 toes down on this.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it sucks, and I hate it, and I hate them for it.
	But at the same time, I have to look at these at their counterparts, the people that they're criticizing, and say, you're absolutely right.
	These guys are fucking clowns and they don't have spines.
	They don't stand on anything because they don't fucking know anything.
	And if you try telling them anything, they don't fucking listen.
	So go fuck yourselves, Theo Vaughn nation.
	You guys fucking suck.
	And this is just something that you can fucking take a bite of and own that shit.
	And if you don't, fuck you forever.
	Let's go to Donald Trump then on immigration.
	You wanted switch it.
	Did all of you get food poisoning?
	I was just looking down.
	Yes.
	Just avoid the shit.
	I have no buttons.
	So, real quick, I think Gerald's switching the board now because they can't hire enough people to work there.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	Not good.
	This is President Trump then on immigration.
	Massive deportations.
	We will seal the border.
	We will stop the invasion immediately.
	We will begin the largest deportation operation in the history of our country because we have no choice.
	Okay, so if he didn't do that, I'd be upset because it wouldn't be what I voted for.
	Right.
	Let's go to Donald Trump now with large-scale deportations.
	Come on.
	I've been clear from day one.
	I mean, sanctuary cities, especially a lot of the non-criminals are being arrested in sanctuary cities because we're out looking for the criminal because they chose to release him in the community.
	We got to go to the community and find them.
	And when we find them, when we find them, if we find them, many times are with others.
	Others that are in the United States are literally, but not a criminal target.
	But they're coming too.
	It's like a BOGO.
	Led 300 federal officials to that apartment complex.
	Some even repelled down from Blackhawks onto the rooftop in order to help secure that perimeter.
	I think I faded it out because they were just going to keep playing clips of raiding.
	That's so sick, dude.
	I love it when war machines are used on our own people.
	Yeah, on apartment complexes.
	Yeah, and then rip those fucking kids out of bed.
	Yeah, fuck them kids.
	Who cares?
	Get them out of here.
	They don't pay taxes.
	They don't even work.
	They stink.
	I still think that they're being just, I mean, obviously they are always, but they have a bad faith in this argument about.
	Sorry.
	People saying he wasn't calling for massive deportations.
	He was describing people as criminals.
	So I get how people, dumb people, would be like, only the criminals.
	Well, but they're all criminals because cross-distance states is a crime.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You know, being here is illegal.
	Is it illegal?
	Obviously, like, it's just they're implying that, like, that Trump was very open.
	He's like, I'm going to deport all people, all docker recipients.
	I'm going to deport six-year-old children, a child with cancer, pregnant mothers.
	He didn't say that that way.
	It's a two-stage thing, is he has to demonize and inflate the fear of illegal criminals.
	You know, yeah.
	I mean, what did he say?
	Didn't he say over the weekend that 400, 300,000 citizens of Chicago were gang members or something?
	I don't know.
	Something crazy like that.
	Like a third of the population of, I don't, I can't remember what the number was.
	One in three Chicagoans are gang members.
	Are gang members.
	So he sets it up, and then he has to follow through, right?
	Yeah, because he wouldn't be like, oh, shit, I was wrong.
	No, but they're never going to be able to remove that many undocumented immigrants in the United States.
	There's no way they could do it.
	No, and also, it's just not a moral thing to do with orders.
	Yeah.
	That's the big it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Cash said 110,000 gang members are active in Chicago.
	All right, but let's be real.
	That guy's got a fucked up eye.
	You sure he's reading it right?
	How tall is this guy?
	He's like.
	How tall is Kash Patel?
	He's shorter than Stephen Miller.
	Oh, he's about 4'7.
	Apparently, the Times of India says, internet can't believe Kash Patel is 5'9.
	Quote, his cute little legs are dangling.
	They definitely are.
	Is this the Times of India?
	Isn't that the same Times of India that talked about Steven's deposition?
	Hey, if we, let's be real, though, if we had a chance to get a fucking Kash Patel challenge coin, like, we're gonna wear it on our Patel for life, right?
	Yeah, of course.
	Have you seen these?
	No.
	Oh, this guy's cool as hell.
	This is something we gotta do for double salute.
	I feel like we gotta look at the tokens.
	I think maybe we gotta get our own Kash Patel challenge coin.
	If you got one, just send it to us.
	We'll get a P.O. box.
	You guys are the Pentagon.
	You got the CIA.
	We got all the FBI.
	We each got our own FBI guy.
	And I know, so they're listening to us.
	What the fuck is this?
	That's a Kash Patel challenge coin that does look like the Punisher logo with two pistols.
	For T.
	This is like when I was 13 years old playing Midnight Club Double Edition.
	I make the ugliest fucking cars.
	That was like six years ago.
	That is what it would be.
	All right.
	As recent as six years ago.
	But that also that he's using like the K dollar sign H logo on the back from his like, didn't he have like some like some wankster ass like t-shirt company in Miami or something?
	Did he really?
	I think I think so.
	And I think it's called like, I think it's called like a like cat, like KSH, but like.
	Let's look it up real quick.
	I gotta find out.
	I'm gonna buy some like rare shit.
	Yeah, the cash collection from based apparel.
	Like the like the logo is like embarrassing, if I'm honest.
	But it looks like something.
	Oh, he's got Punisher fucking socks, dude.
	Oh my God.
	We the people-based apparel brand.
	It looks like something that's.
	Oh, oh, he's got a fucking challenge.
	No, this is a pen.
	Never mind.
	I thought he got a fucking challenge coin on here.
	You can get a $40 flag, too.
	Fight with cash.
	It's like something Robin Big would wear.
	Yeah, but theirs would be cool somehow.
	It'd be like the same logo, but it'd be like cool somehow.
	Wait, you didn't, God, this is a double salutes thing.
	This is the plot against the king, and Donald Trump is the king.
	With the Shrek font?
	Yeah, and there's like, I can't remember.
	We'll read it.
	Years or what?
	No.
	We'll read it.
	We'll read the book.
	Okay.
	And that's at shrug.club, of course.
	Yeah, of course, yeah.
	Or Woke YouTube, if you want to be notified when we go live, this site is SWC.
	Guys, we've got it.
	We have so many more shots around.
	I have to say one last thing here.
	Yeah.
	The cash shirts are on based apparel brand or something, basedapparel.com.
	And if you go to like show me all shirts, they got a fucking Trump Vance shirt, but it's fucking Trumpomania and it's got dead ass Hulk Hogan on there.
	Yeah.
	Saw it.
	Yeah, it's ugly.
	It's pretty cool.
	It's actually great and I own it already.
	Cool.
	You tear it off and you have another one, another shirt underneath.
	I think kind of cool.
	I have backups.
	By the way, 2 million illegals have been removed from the United States.
	That's either through the deportation orders or self-deportation, or as we refer to it, a happy side effect.
	Yes.
	I love that.
	I love the self-deportation.
	So do I. Here's a few dollars.
	Yeah.
	Get out.
	Thank you very much.
	Not to tackle anybody.
	Two million?
	That's a good start because 12 to 20 million came here illegally just in the years under Biden.
	12 to 20 million.
	Two million is a good start.
	Let's pump up those numbers.
	I feel like even the Heritage Foundation said it was 10 to 12 or 8 to 12, so I don't know where they're getting 20 million.
	I don't know what it is.
	I don't know what it is, but I also not too worried about undocumented immigrants.
	I'm not.
	Yeah, I'm worried about crime in general, and I think that crime should be punished.
	I don't think that just coming here is a crime.
	Well, it is, but isn't it the equivalent of like a traffic infraction to cross into the United States?
	Yeah, jaywalking is a crime.
	Yeah, it's not that.
	It's not that big of a deal.
	I've had Stephen jaywalks every day.
	Let's bust him, honestly.
	I'm a cop.
	My dad's a cop.
	Let's try and trick him into jaywalking with us.
	Hey, come over here.
	It's a lesser crime than a DUI.
	It's a finable offense to commit the United States on.
	A civil offense.
	Thank you.
	Fineable.
	I'm an idiot.
	Donald Trump, then on crime, right?
	And this is one thing that's really important because I was doing this, changed my mind.
	People are saying, well, you have to acknowledge the rhetoric of Donald Trump.
	That's the reason for all this unrest.
	No, no, no, no.
	Donald Trump was elected the first time on Law and Order.
	Do you remember that?
	Remember that escalator ride?
	People were furious because he said they're not sending their best and their brightest.
	He was talking about MS-13.
	He was talking about gang members.
	You remember Donald Trump was elected?
	After that escalator ride, he delivered a speech discussing law and order because we'd already had Mike Brown.
	We'd already had Trayvon Martin, Hands Up, Don't Shoot.
	We already had the Black Lives Matter riots starting.
	We'd already had, by the way, the assassination of Dallas police officers.
	Americans were getting tired of the lawlessness from the left.
	And that started under Barack Obama, you know, the great uniter.
	So this is Donald Trump then on crime.
	Mothers will no longer be losing their children because of weak liberal policies and politicians that have given up on securing a crime-free America.
	We want a crime-free America.
	We're going to stop violent crime in the United States.
	Okay, so if he turned out to be very soft on crime, that wouldn't be what you voted for.
	I'd be furious.
	But that brings us to President Trump now taking every action humanly possible to stop the violent crime waves in leftist cities.
	In Los Angeles, this is an executive order that contains a number of additional measures relating to crime and law enforcement in Washington, D.C. One day after President Trump announced his plan, National Guard troops were deployed to D.C. streets Tuesday night.
	President Trump is basically saying that mission accomplished and signaling that his takeover of law enforcement in D.C. will soon spread to other cities.
	An executive order signed today directs the Pentagon to create specialized guard units in every state to deal with, quote, public order issues.
	President Donald Trump has ordered 2,000 National Guard troops to disperse protesters who are rioting on the streets of Los Angeles.
	I must go now.
	I must go now.
	Portland is unbelievable what's going on in Portland.
	The destruction of the city.
	Night after night, this is the scene just outside the ICE facility in Portland.
	Hundreds of residents live in apartments just feet away.
	They routinely call police about the noise and crime.
	We're going to do that in Chicago.
	We're going to do that in Portland.
	Now, Portland is different.
	That's a bunch of paid insurrectionists.
	But you have a lot of paid people in Chicago, too.
	There's no city in the world like that.
	We're going to straighten it out.
	Yep.
	That's what I voted for.
	Sounds tough on crime to me.
	He actually sent the National Guard to, now we have a tally, D.C., LA, Memphis, Portland, and Chicago.
	A good start.
	So that was a long clip.
	A lot going on.
	Trump came down the escalator, the escalator, and was racist.
	He was not talking about MS-13 gang members.
	He was.
	They're not sending us their best.
	How many words did he say total?
	Probably 13.
	Ooh, gross.
	Okay.
	Mike Brown, Traymon Martin, the BLM movement.
	This was all just crime.
	It wasn't a response to over-policing and crimes specifically targeting.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	I mean, crime in general, it's specifically when we cause the crime by getting people riled up.
	That's what it's about.
	It's not the response to murders.
	Yeah, yeah, no, If we do this, we're also going to stop petty theft.
	Okay.
	We also have to over-police people because that way in leftist cities.
	Yeah.
	My goal is a one-to-one police to person.
	PTP.
	We're doing a little thing called minority report.
	You see what minority?
	You report it.
	It's crazy.
	Can't believe we tag teamed that one, Jared.
	This is good.
	Very good.
	Very good.
	Also, you can't.
	Well, I didn't think you could just purely target Democrat cities, but he's been doing it with the government shutdown.
	He's been doing it with these sending of troops, which, of course, troops are not supposed to be used for law enforcement.
	Yeah, I will never understand why they don't draw the line with that.
	I mean, I get it because Trump's their leader or whatever.
	But imagine if Obama did anything like this.
	Yeah, I mean, a couple people have been saying, I think Ben Shapiro said, this is not how we should do it because when the tides turn and they will, we can't set this precedent.
	Yeah, not even a little bit.
	It's ridiculous behavior.
	It's so ridiculous.
	We're going to make every Republican 5'11 on their driver's license.
	Absolutely, we are.
	No one's going to be six feet tall.
	It's going to be awful.
	If you're six feet tall, you're 5'12.
	Yeah, there's going to be lines outside the DMV that look like a concentration camp, but they're going to get their ideas changed.
	Exactly.
	Awful.
	You don't like it when I invoke the imagery of the Holocaust, Dennis?
	No, I don't.
	That made you uncomfortable.
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	I'm over here thinking about a bunch of Republicans getting into boxcars heading to the DMV.
	Oh, God.
	I just truly can't imagine if Bernie was president and he said, we're going to send in the National Guard into, I don't know, Phoenix.
	Phoenix, that's a good one.
	Like, I would be like, what are we doing, Bernie?
	Yeah, you can't do that.
	You can't do it.
	It was so quick that people were like, yeah.
	I like that.
	Try a little harder, please.
	Well, that's because they don't.
	And maybe this is because of the buildup of lying, you know, saying that Portland is on fire.
	Listen, there's a loud frog and dinosaur outside of my apartment.
	That's what people are getting mad about?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Outside the ICE facility in Portland, that's what they're mad about is loud people.
	Left shark got so loud that right shark showed up for him.
	Hell yeah, it's about time.
	They're banging on buckets.
	And this is pissing me off.
	Send in the guard.
	We need someone with a machine gun.
	Can we send in the military to prevent this person from listening to their loud Latin music outside, please?
	We could at least pepper ball that priest.
	We gotta shoot that guy in his scalp.
	Like, it's insane.
	It's bullshit.
	You know, I recently talked to somebody about that, a protester at an abortion clinic here.
	You were always there getting abortions.
	I always am there.
	Sorry.
	You were always there.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, they always protest.
	And I talked to this lady.
	I said, Did you know the person you voted for sent in the National Guard and they shot a priest in the eye with the pepperball?
	Top of the head.
	It wasn't the eye.
	And I asked her if she wanted to see the video, and she said, No, thank you.
	Yeah, they don't want to see that.
	They don't want any proof that their guys are bad.
	Yeah, it's absolutely crazy to me.
	They abandoned their ideals so quickly when they were winning.
	Yeah, and only to ostracize people, really.
	Yeah, that's right.
	For no other reason than to just be like, we are trying to take our masks off, but like we still have sort of this understanding that bigotry is bad, racism is bad, and these are things that we should not be well in a 90s way, though.
	Yeah, like where it's like we want to hang 10 cool.
	I was just thinking they still don't like minorities, but they tolerate them.
	I don't know if they do, though.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I wasn't alive in the 90s.
	I was born in 2004.
	That's a great point.
	Yeah, and we have no reference for 2006.
	I'm 19.
	I'm bad at math.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Our school's fucking bad now.
	I can barely read.
	You saw our thought leader, Aiden Ross, reading earlier.
	Let's go back to President Trump.
	Then, on wars, right?
	He talked about ending, and this is something that's not new with President Trump.
	You guys, the only thing that we know about Donald Trump for decades now, on which he's been remarkably consistent, is that he's largely a non-interventionist.
	He's very anti-war.
	He's very anti-people dying, I should say.
	Hmm.
	I mean, I would say he's anti-people dying.
	He only bombs Venezuelan boats that are not proven to be drug boats every other day.
	I like killing five to a dozen folks at a time who are doing cocaine drop-offs.
	Allegedly.
	Oh, maybe.
	Could be fishing.
	Who knows?
	Yeah.
	It's suspicious to be on a boat, though.
	I mean, this is a guy who, well, maybe it's just because he doesn't like boats.
	He doesn't seem like a boat.
	He's afraid about the electric shark.
	The boat's really long, but there's not a lot of food on that thing.
	I've never heard him sound like that, but I love that version.
	Bang.
	Bang.
	It's crazy.
	I will end every single international crisis that the current administration has created.
	Okay, so if he decided to engage in more wars and international conflict, I'd say, well, that's not what I voted for, which brings us to Donald Trump now brokering a record number of peace deals in record time.
	Also, ceasefires.
	But it's a big, beautiful honor to welcome everyone to the White House for this very historic waiting.
	That's a second time today, eh?
	There's tall women in Azerbaijan.
	Well, that's really interesting because it's funny that they chose that clip of him talking about Armenia and Azerbaijan, but not the other one, of course, the one that everyone loves.
	To think that we settled Aberbaijan and Albania as an example.
	It was going on for years.
	I love that one.
	That one's my favorite.
	Aber Basia.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah.
	And Albania.
	Yeah, that's the one.
	I can say that one.
	That's easy.
	Except it was Armenia, not Albania.
	But that's fine.
	This doesn't matter.
	No, it does, though.
	Eight wars, Dennis.
	Yes, yes.
	What we're talking about matters.
	What I'm going to say doesn't matter.
	Oh.
	When Trump is reading from a teleprompter, he sounds like such a fucking idiot.
	Well, yeah.
	Anyways, continue.
	What you're talking about is important.
	It's fine.
	It's not really.
	I've heard him say so often that he has resolved seven wars and now eight with the most recent ceasefire between Gaza and Israel and Hamas, technically in Gaza.
	I settled another one between Jim and Dwight.
	The office wars of 2007.
	Jesus Christ, they've melted the jello.
	The stapler's been returned.
	Wow.
	This is crazy.
	So the first one, though, Serbia-Kosovo war.
	You hear about the Washington Agreement revival?
	I don't know much about foreign wars.
	This was 101 between Tom and Jerry.
	It's always two folks.
	Two leaders.
	Two thought leaders.
	Either way, Trump revived limited trade and economic normalization talks first signed in 2020, hosting both sides again in 2025.
	But did he really end a war?
	No, because there was no ongoing war.
	Tensions continue and linger, and Serbia still doesn't formally recognize Kosovo's independence.
	So that doesn't sound like a solved war to me.
	Sounds like it to me.
	Then there was the conflict between Egypt and Estonia, which is the Nile Dam dispute.
	And that's not damn like Damn Daniel.
	This is like damn like the angry beavers.
	Norbert and Daggett.
	I'm careful.
	I'm trying to think of cartoons now, Jared.
	Scott's cartoons in my brain.
	So Trump claimed that he prevented a, quote, water war by mediating over Estonia's Grand Renaissance Dam.
	However, he didn't stop the conflict.
	This was a diplomatic standoff, not a military standoff.
	Plus, his comments made in 2020 and 2021 actually nearly escalated tensions into a physical conflict.
	And there's no peace agreement that currently exists.
	So I don't see how that's a war that he solved.
	True.
	Well, are you going to mention the ratings wars, Fox News, CNN?
	Sure, yes.
	I forgot about the Great Ratings.
	Okay, what about the Monday Night Wars, okay?
	Vince McMahon versus Eric Bischoff.
	What do you think about that one?
	Did he choke slam someone?
	Oh, he got Stone Cold stunned.
	He's stunned.
	Handful times.
	Cambodia, Thailand.
	He claimed that he brokered a temporary ceasefire after a five-day border skirmish in July of 2025 using trade threat leverage, which I guess is partially true.
	There was a truce that was reached, but it was violated within days.
	The U.S. role was secondary to ASEAN Aisha.
	It sounds like a cool rapper name.
	Ashon?
	It's all caps, right?
	Yeah, it's the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, which is an inter-government government, an inter-government fascist?
	Sorry, intergovernmental.
	An intergovernmental organization founded in 1967 to promote economic, political, and security cooperation between members of states of the Southeast Asian area.
	Yeah, so he didn't do that.
	Conflict between the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda.
	You've heard him talk about this one a lot.
	We did Congo.
	And he's not talking about the movie with the monkey Amy with the lasers, remember?
	No.
	Bruce Campbell, baby.
	You've never seen Congo?
	It's one of my favorite movies from the 90s.
	I should watch Congo.
	My stepdad, because I'm 19, of course, showed me that film on.
	Listen, I have a regular dad.
	Wow, Tim Curry.
	It's a great film.
	They cut evil apes in half with a laser that is that they use a crystal to form the laser.
	It's really exciting stuff.
	Trump hosted a symbolic stability talks for this after rebel clashes in Eastern Congo.
	But yeah, he certainly didn't end the conflict as fighting resumed again.
	He got rid of those fucked up monkeys, though, right?
	The ones that had the acid faces, the gray dusty monkeys, yeah.
	He did kill them with lasers.
	And I will give him credit for that.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, not too far back, the Kashmir border conflict between India and Pakistan.
	And I'm sorry.
	And is this the one with Ice Cube?
	And he worked with Rich Lee.
	They've been going for about five years.
	No.
	The World of Worlds.
	Is that not?
	I thought that was him, too.
	It's a different one.
	Maybe he solved that by getting it removed from Netflix expediently because it was not a good film.
	But yeah, the Kashmir border conflict between India and Pakistan.
	He claimed his diplomacy and threat of tariffs averted a near-nuclear escalation.
	Yeah, dude.
	It's simple.
	Here's what he said: listen, I'll charge all of my people way more money for your stuff.
	Just don't drop a nuclear bomb.
	Well, that's interesting he would do that.
	It is actually kind of debatable that his involvement did have an impact.
	I would say plausible if you're a mythbuster.
	Pakistan publicly thanked Trump, but India denied the U.S. involvement.
	And a ceasefire was negotiated bilaterally, not because of Trump.
	Trump, he walked in there.
	He just said, Hey, you guys, stop fighting.
	Stop it all.
	Or else I'll not you can't trade with us.
	And they said, Yes, sir.
	Yes, sir.
	I'm so sorry, sir.
	Then there's Aberbaijan and Albania.
	Azerbaijan?
	Azerbaijan and Armenia.
	Yes, that one.
	Where he hosted both sides on a ceremonial peace declaration at the White House.
	So I guess he's partially responsible for that.
	I don't think he's responsible for any of this.
	Well, it's interesting.
	I mean, the real settlement was brokered months earlier by the EU, and this is basically a formalizing of an existing agreement in public.
	So it's like when I photograph a wedding and I take a picture of them signing a certificate, I'm the reason they got married.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	You're the catalyst for it.
	Nice.
	If I wasn't there, they wouldn't sign it.
	Then there's Israel and Iran, where he directed U.S. airstrikes following Israel's attacks on nuclear bunker busters.
	Yeah, the bunker busters.
	So partially U.S. strikes contributed to de-escalation, but yeah, no formal peace deal was signed.
	Tensions are fucked right now, still.
	Yeah.
	We bombed a nuke, a nuke area.
	Cool.
	We blow up boats every week.
	And the thing is, is that Trump is not responsible for any of that.
	And we got one more, number eight.
	Oh, Israel Hamas in Gaza.
	Seems like the ceasefire is already fucked, and the plan to begin with was unfair, and it doesn't look good, right?
	Trump was a good idea.
	Yeah, not three days in.
	We're not really seeing too much of a change.
	That's the eight wars, everybody.
	I should have done a eighth wonder of the wars.
	I would have planned, if I would have planned this right, I would have done it like he used to do with you forgot one in the chamber.
	Remember that?
	What are those called?
	He would do, it's his version of like David Letterman's list.
	Seven plus one is what he calls it.
	Seven plus one.
	And then he does an eighth one where Adolf Hitler says, you forgot one in the chamber.
	This is Steven Crowder thing?
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	They would do basically like a David Letterman style list and then do a gunshot sound.
	And then at the end, they, yeah.
	Oh, man.
	Well.
	I personally am thankful that Trump has saved me from so many wars.
	I know.
	It's kind of incredible.
	No one has stopped this many wars.
	Yeah, of course.
	And who would have thought that it would be the person who dodges the draft?
	Or the guy who creating wars between citizens of America.
	The second civil war is brewing because of someone like Donald Trump.
	It's because of Obama.
	Oh, wait, what?
	Yeah, actually, my notes do say that.
	Yeah.
	Great.
	Check again.
	I'm pretty happy with that.
	Because that's what I voted for, and I got mostly what.
	Now, nothing's perfect, but let's look at the record number of peace deals or ceasefires or overall reduction in hostilities.
	I know because people try and sort of nickel and dime me on this.
	You can check the references.
	He's doing that.
	He's coming from Washington inside.
	He's come from the New York Times.
	He's come from Reuters, AP, Axios, Wall Street Journal, ABC, not bastions of right-wing conservatism.
	So the ceasefires are the peace deals that have been brokered.
	Israel-Iran, India-Pakistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Cambodia, Thailand, Egypt, Ethiopia, Serbia, Kosovo, Congo, Rwanda, and possibly coming soon to a Jew theater near you, Israel and Gaza.
	And I'll give you a fact-check.
	I did fact-check you.
	Yes.
	So I hate it, man.
	Yeah, so CNN just released a poll that kind of buttresses the point on whether Donald Trump is doing what he promised or not.
	Okay.
	Is Trump doing what he promised in the 2024 campaign?
	Yes.
	52%.
	The majority of Americans say that Donald Trump is doing what he promised compared to 48% who said no.
	So what essentially is going on here is the voters expected all of this from Donald Trump.
	The majority did.
	And that is why his favorite rating simply has not really moved all that much compared to where it was a year ago.
	Trump is basically doing what the American people thought that he was going to do.
	Indeed, if you look at the numbers, Trump has basically the steadiest favorable rating this much through a presidency of any president on record.
	And it's basically where he was a year ago, good enough to get him re-elected.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	I can't believe he's maintained one of the lowest approval ratings this consistently for years.
	Yeah.
	It's kind of amazing.
	His approval rating hovers around 43 to 45 percent.
	Yeah.
	And, you know, this is weird.
	Typically, most U.S. presidents begin their term with a relatively high approval rating and then it declines over time.
	Gallup Trends point, they call this the honeymoon effect and it reflects kind of the public optimism after an election.
	It's exciting.
	Yeah.
	And then there's this erosion as polarization policy fights and crisis emerge or are completely made up, right?
	Well, and what's funny about this stat is they act like the majority of people saying Trump is doing what he said he was going to do.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't really support their point.
	Like the Democrats should say, yeah, he's doing what he said he was going to do.
	It sucks.
	Well, but they left out the approval rating.
	They just said it was consistent, right?
	Yeah.
	But then on the right, they say he's doing what he said he was going to do and I voted for him.
	Yeah.
	It should be a much higher number if he actually is doing what he allegedly said he was doing.
	That means that 48% of people on either side, doesn't matter what side it is, are like, this guy's doing some weird shit.
	Yeah, it's bad what he's doing.
	And it should be way higher than that, in my opinion, just from like what they're saying.
	It should be higher.
	It's not partisan to say he's doing what he said he would do.
	Oh, I see what you're saying.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They're acting like this is supporting what they're saying.
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And it's two separate things.
	Like, you could say, I knew that he was going to cause all these problems, or I knew he was going to cause all these great things.
	I mean, speaking of great things, though, there was a time, Dennis and Jared, when John F. Kennedy had an 82% approval rating at the beginning.
	That's crazy, man.
	And Brock had 69.
	Nice.
	Hell yeah, dude.
	Blaze.
	And blaze it.
	That's a 420 number.
	That's different.
	Same thing, though.
	Yeah, I am.
	6'7, dude.
	6'7.
	Like a 19-year-old, 6'7.
	Right.
	And George Bush actually had 57%.
	6'6.
	Which in looking at this made me super sad because there's something in my gut that says that we, I mean, maybe not in my lifetime.
	I don't think we're gonna return to.
	You're young.
	That's a good point.
	This is the best joke that's ever been on his show.
	Anyways, I don't know.
	I don't think that we're gonna get a return to goodwill.
	Like collective positive 60 years.
	Yeah.
	Like, like, I would love it if people could, after an election, like, come together and truly, like, hope for the best in a way that is actually exciting.
	Well, the thing is, is that like all these years ago, when we were just a twinkle in our parents' eyes, is that they adopted a black man as president.
	Yeah.
	And that ruined everything, apparently, for 50% of the voting public.
	Yeah, 50% are really mad about it.
	I'll say that I'm hopeful it'll come back.
	You think, though?
	I think it will take a while, and I think it will be really hard.
	I'm with you on that.
	And I'll tell you why I think that.
	I'm like a doomer right now.
	Okay, we are in fascism.
	Like, we are steeped in fascism.
	We are not even like one foot in.
	We are fucking knee-deep in this shit.
	Well, Aiden.
	Pay attention.
	And so, like, where we are now with this, I think people are going to see their material realities turn into just absolute shit.
	Like, their brains are going to feel like how it feels like for Aiden to try to read words.
	Okay.
	And it's going to be like that for so many days in a row, for so many weeks on end, because we're not even a year into this fucking pile of shit.
	People, this time next year, the reality that we'll have been living with whatever is happening over the next three months will be still new to us, and we will still be struggling with that.
	And we will still see how uncool all of this shit is.
	And the actual experience of having to take these fucking stupid 12-year-old brained men down this path, unwillingly or willingly, whatever the fuck they want to feel like it is.
	They're going to have to reconcile with the fact that they're going to see or be personally affected by this administration's ill attempts at breaking the foundations of who we are as a fucking country.
	And they will, some of them will accept this.
	Most of them will not, I don't think.
	And when we see like our politicians in the moment, did you guys watch Corey Booker get dogwalked yesterday?
	Did you see any clips of that?
	Yeah, that was really fun.
	It was really good.
	And it's because people are saying to them, you meet us where the fuck we are or we're not fucking with you anymore.
	Do you understand?
	And he's still trying to say, no, no, like I make the rules for you.
	You decide to vote for me or don't or keep getting Trump for president or whatever.
	And it's like, no, then get the fuck out of the way.
	These people got to go.
	We need new people that are going to fucking look at this material reality that has been shrunken from this administration over the next three years.
	And they will reject that.
	And I think like the counter to this will be, and it will have to be these more socialistic things.
	Like I'm seeing fucking Trump people out there saying, how come you're not advocating for Americans to get free health care?
	Like they just fucking thought of this shit.
	Like these fucking 12-year-olds who are 60 are forgetting that for the past fucking 12 years, our more progressive side, the left, the more left of the center people are saying free health care.
	They're saying free college.
	Give us these fucking things because we can afford it.
	We've worked so fucking hard.
	Give us a fucking break.
	They keep saying no.
	It's going to keep squeezing our fucking wallets till we don't have a choice.
	That the only option is going to be progressive into the fucking 10th degree.
	And then the only thing that's going to break that is fascism to the 10th degree from like whatever we're feeling now.
	And if there's this volley that goes back and forth, people are going to have to be reminded again later on of the fascism.
	That's just what our generation will deal with in our 40s.
	But for now, we're, I don't know, we're eating a shit sandwich.
	And I think that people are going to wake up and say, like, hey, like, we can actually just not eat the fucking shit sandwich.
	Like, even if you move a couple things around, like, the main course is still a shit sandwich with this other option here.
	It doesn't have to be like that.
	And I think people are going to fucking love to feel that way later on.
	Well, maybe by the time I can rent a car.
	Exactly.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Well, when we're, that's what I was saying.
	Like, when we are in our 40s and fascism comes back around, because we're going to beat it when we're in our 20s.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, Jared, you make really, really, really good points.
	I think at the end of the day, people are going to end up seeing the shit that they've caused, and then they will have an opportunity to reflect.
	And I think that as long as they don't push back the shame, though, because a lot of people struggle with that.
	I know they will, but I honestly believe when Trump is no longer here, I think that the king will be gone and politics will be a little bit less sexy to them.
	I think that people will roll back and say, holy fuck, this is really bad stuff.
	The whole the Supreme Court overturning Title II is probably going to happen.
	I think that's going to be a really fucking big deal.
	But also, come November 1st when open enrollment starts and everyone has all their healthcare subsidies totally gone because the government shut down.
	And also, that's why the fucking Democrats are fighting it anyway.
	It's going to be a moment where they go, holy fuck, my health insurance just doubled in price.
	What the fuck happened?
	Yeah.
	They can keep saying that it's the Democrats shut down with propaganda.
	But when people lose their homes and they lose their money and they lose their livelihood.
	They're going to actually get it, right?
	They're going to understand.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you just can't make the bed when you're lying in it.
	You know?
	I don't like making my bed at all.
	Fuck it, who's 19 years old.
	Trump's over, dude.
	Trump's influence is gone.
	Like, it'll be around for three years and it will have lasting effects, but there ain't none of the fucking Trump.
	There's not another one.
	Is it going to be Stephen Miller who's going to step up to this?
	No.
	Look at him.
	He's gross.
	Yeah.
	He needs a stepstool to get up there.
	Exactly.
	They're going to see his feet dangling.
	They're going to be like, that's gross.
	Get him out of here.
	Gross.
	If his feet aren't swollen, I don't want him.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	If he can't really tell whether or not he had a stroke yet, you know, we're only going to vote for stroke victims.
	I mean, we're two for two, kind of, right?
	Yeah.
	You've seen this fucking Trump's face.
	No, I have seen it, but I was making a Joe Biden reference.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	No, but he's getting his prostate blasted this week, it sounds like.
	Yeah, and honestly, hoping for the best.
	Big ropes, Joe.
	Big ropes.
	Hey.
	Hey, I'm just, it's not J-O-E next week.
	It's J-O-I, buddy.
	What?
	Just look it up.
	I'm not familiar.
	Am I going to jerk off instruction?
	Yeah.
	It's it.
	All right.
	Okay.
	It just feels kind of astro-turfed.
	It just feels pretty fake when the only people who are claiming, you know, I'm not getting what I voted for are people who are podcast hosts who were mostly liberal up until recently, which just happens to coincide with more clicks during this election time because Kamal Harris was like web traffic cancer.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of cancer.
	Yikes.
	All right.
	I'm going to go ahead and maybe call it.
	That sounds fine.
	I think Steven, he's just defending the fact that he's been this piece of shit for a long time.
	I mean, yeah.
	Yeah, I've been a real piece of shit for forever.
	You just recently started being a dick.
	Fuck you.
	That's basically what he's saying.
	Basically, yeah.
	And I got to agree with him because it's like what I was saying earlier.
	It's like he has been doing this.
	Yeah.
	He's like hipster bigot.
	He was doing it before it was cool.
	He'll be doing it after it's not cool.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	This guy's over here doing mixology.
	I've been using the F-Slur since 1991.
	We were using the F-Slur before you kids even knew what the O-Slur was.
	Jesus.
	What was that for?
	I don't know.
	I like it, though.
	Old Band Voice.
	I don't know.
	I used to be able to do an Abe Simpson, but I don't know if I can access anymore.
	So, yeah, I did pull one clip from the Riyodd Comedy Fest talk just to kind of like, if we wanted to open up and share our opinions on it, I think it might be a good idea.
	Let's go to Bill Burr.
	Bill Burr, of course, a beacon of truth-telling, you know, as bold as I get.
	And by that, I mean a guy who lifted Nick DiPaulo's act while he was watching him in Boston and was lost in tall weeds, largely an observational comic, who took Nick DiPaolo's shtick and then decided to soften it for the mainstream.
	Here's Bill Burr talking about performing in Saudi Arabia and how wonderful an experience it was.
	Really?
	No.
	Come on now.
	You think Bill Burr stole Nick DiPaulo's act?
	Absolutely, I don't.
	Steven's really saying that?
	Yeah, that's what he's saying.
	Yeah, because you can't be like a loud yelling guy unless you're friends with Steven.
	There's a lot of people.
	I think I'm young.
	Lewis Black started the loud yelling guy.
	I don't know about that.
	I would say who's the other.
	George Carlin was pretty loud.
	Who's the really loud Sam?
	Sam Kennison.
	Sam Kennison.
	That guy was loud.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I've never heard of him.
	I think you would recognize him.
	Mark Maron's old roommate or some shit.
	Yeah, they were buddies.
	Rogan's finally talking out on Mark this week.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, it's been kind of cool because he got mad that he said that Mark Maron's Theo Vaughn joke sent Theo into a spy role.
	It was like a kill shot joke.
	That's what he's saying.
	He's that turkey sharpshooter guy with his joke.
	Yeah.
	Come on, Alex.
	Cool.
	Rogan?
	Yeah, I mean, Theo Vaughn deserved it.
	Was that when Theo was like, I'm trying not to kill myself this week?
	That was around the same time.
	Yeah.
	So, like, no one needs to feel like that, I guess.
	No, but it's okay to rub people's fucking nose in the piss that they put down.
	You know, they're little dumb dogs, so you just got to tell them, hey, man, you can grow out of this.
	You don't have to be 12 forever.
	That's kind of interesting.
	Eventually, you'll be 19.
	I was just looking at Nick DiPaulo's Twitter, and he is.
	He says, Bill Burr sold my jokes.
	No, he responded to someone else's tweet, a post that's unavailable.
	He said, I liked when Bill Bird did this years ago.
	Talking to his ass to Zaz.
	we're talking about another comedian so if he was talking listen i don't want to get too like too meta here but like if he would say it would be i liked it when bill bird did this years ago and i did it years before that I don't know what to tell you.
	Weird.
	All right.
	Well, the Riyodd Comedy Festival, I mean, list of full-blown dipshits, and then some other people that surprised me getting paid a ton of money to do comedy in Saudi Arabia.
	Are you aware of this, Dennis?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like, people like Louis C.K., not too terribly surprised.
	bobby lee probably shouldn't have went yeah bobby lee and uh santino is a little like i don't even know who went All I know is that I don't really care about it.
	I care about that happened, and I'm not following it, but I didn't look up to see a list of people I needed to not like.
	Whitney Cummings, Tom Segura went, Andrew Schultz went.
	Whitney Cummings said, if you're mad about it, you're racist.
	Racist.
	That was kind of a cool take.
	Really cool take.
	I'm not really sure how that works.
	Do you guys want to wrap up the show and spend a couple hours talking about Hassan Piker?
	Wait, what do you mean?
	Shocking his dog?
	I don't really.
	Remember when I made that reference earlier about Gerald getting shocked?
	That's what I was talking about.
	I did not finish this show.
	I should have picked it up.
	Gabriel Anglesius went, by the way.
	Philosophy, huh?
	Yeah.
	Can you believe that?
	That's crazy.
	Of all the comedians we've mentioned on the show, I've seen him live.
	He makes the most sense.
	Him and Josh Firestein are the only people I've seen left.
	That's kind of funny.
	Pete Davidson was there, of course, and he straight up said, I did it for the money.
	Yeah, they said the people good.
	Well, it's between $300,000 and $1.6 million people were offered.
	Tim Dylan got kicked out.
	Well, yeah, that was, I think, well, because he was talking shit about the Saudis on his podcast.
	And they're like, well, you can't come, clearly.
	Yeah, I forget what he said.
	It was like, I don't know, fine, whatever.
	I mean, Mark Norman, it's pretty much all these, like, all of the top 150 comedy assassins.
	Yeah, it's like guys that you would be like, yeah, they don't really like, I don't really associate them with like having like a strong opinion, except for like Bill Burr.
	It's kind of the one that Bill Burr surprised me.
	Yeah, that was the one that really bugged me.
	And I mean, Dave Chappelle clearly is going to go do Dave Chappelle, but he was.
	And what did he say?
	He's like, you can't even, you can speak more freely over here than you can in America.
	And Stephen talks a little bit about it too and called him out.
	But like, Stephen, in response to Dave Chappelle saying that you can't talk about Charlie Kirk without being canceled, Steven's like, what do you mean?
	Who's getting canceled over that?
	Yeah, who lost their jobs?
	I don't remember anything about that.
	I feel like Steven was calling for people to be fired and silenced over costs they were also swift violence.
	I thought that that was kind of an obnoxious statement.
	I think that it's just one of those, it's one of those things where there will be a lot of fighting, regardless of anything else.
	So people will fight about it.
	My hot take on it is that I'm kind of of two minds, right?
	Like I think that doing the culture exchange with these other countries is probably a good thing.
	But then the way that I see it should, the way that I see it done is policed.
	And to me, that's bullshit.
	And that's not actually how we deal with things over here.
	So I think if they want our culture, they should have to drink from the fucking fire hose to get it.
	If they're not going to do that, then I think that they should shut the fuck up and leave us alone.
	Don't they do that in professional wrestling, though?
	I feel like, yeah, but like, but WWE's done, they've been going to Riyadh and shoot, what's the other one?
	Forgive me, father.
	I don't remember.
	But anyway, they're going to these places in Saudi Arabia and they're doing these shows over there.
	And the first few times the women couldn't come.
	And then they were finally like, listen, like, if you're going to take our product, like the women have to come.
	But then they agreed that the women couldn't actually show any skin.
	So they wrestle in these, like, their hair is out and their necks and faces are showing, but that's it on their body.
	If you are in Saudi Arabia and you have Netflix and you turn on the live raw stream, it is the way that they show it here in the States.
	And I think that that is like the way to do it.
	If you're going to be doing these things, like you have to just show them the way that we see it.
	If you're going to.
	I want our culture that this is our culture.
	And if you're not going to take our culture, then don't take us.
	Just get the fuck out of here with it.
	Like buy everything because that's like what our culture is, is capitalism.
	And like you can just become a shareholder and then own everything and then control our speech that way.
	But that would obviously be, you know, not the right way to do it.
	So like, you know, we want to go there and we want to like bring them our culture, I suppose.
	And it's sort of the this like Western chauvinist shit, right?
	Like we do it better than everybody.
	And I don't necessarily think that that's true.
	I think that like our Western culture, it leaves a lot to be desired from, but I think also it's like obviously like one of the more like free and able, fluid things that exist in the world.
	And that's why our main cold, you know, our main exports from America are cultural and why people want to have a bite of it, why people want to come in and buy, you know, pro wrestling for the Saudis or whatever and do WrestleMania over there in 2027.
	They're going over there for Royal Rumble in January.
	It's like they're, you know, they're doing this thing.
	And I think that that's cool and good.
	But like I said, it's just we need to take it all or take none of it.
	Yeah, I think there's so many like cultural, challenging things to discuss that I do not feel like I have the right understanding of it all to really address it appropriately.
	I mean, I'll tell you what I think we do, I think we can all get behind as patriots.
	What's that?
	Is UFC at the White House.
	Well, yeah, as a 19-year-old male, I'm really excited to see that someone do grounding and pounding.
	Absolutely.
	Grounding, pounding at the Rose Garden.
	That's all I can handle this week.
	If you disagree with us, feel free to convince us otherwise.
	And also, yeah, reach out to us on X or Blue Sky at Van Crowder.
	Share all your fun fan art, I guess.
	What do people do that are 19?
	Man, Skibbity Toilet.
	Yeah, we want some 6'7 shit.
	We want the Rizzler.
	We want a Rizzler bong, actually.
	Draw us a Rizzler bong.
	And I'm gonna smoke some cool grass out of that child's bong.
	That's pretty cool.
	I like that idea.
	It's one o'clock in the morning.
	You're not really 19.
	Oh, no.
	Rips his face off.
	No, it's finished.
	It's finished.
	It's finished.
	All right.
	Rating reviews on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
	You guys are slacking on that.
	It's a free thing that you can do.
	We haven't had that many.
	Helps us out a lot.
	And I know that there hasn't been that many episodes either, but we would really love that.
	I have no job.
	I'm excited for the future.
	I'm tempted to go back in the past and I'm tempted to do black and white and the gray issues, but I think that we just need to keep our finger on the pulse of Crowder in this moment for just a little bit.
	Yeah, I think there's big changes coming.
	I think that coverage of this weekend is going to be really interesting.
	Oh, yeah, the no kings.
	I think depending on what happens with how long a shutdown goes, especially with the delay of the swearing in of that one rep, I think that that's going to cause so many changes with Epstein files and stuff.
	So I'm looking forward to seeing this piece of shit stake on it.
	I'm not looking forward to it.
	I am looking forward to talking to you guys about this guy's national guards in my fucking neighborhood as of today, I believe.
	Shake their hands and give them a salute, boy.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm going to double salute them.
	I'm going to show them how much I appreciate their service.
	I'm going to hand him a damn broom, dude.
	I'm going to give them a broom.
	I'm going to give them a Swiffer Sweeper.
	I got dusters.
	I got some dust off if they want to take a break, if you know what I'm saying.
	Yeah, we're going to have a good time with these jackasses in my neighborhood.
	It's going to be a lot of fun.
	Well, until then, until next time, I'm Pyron.
	I'm Dennis.
	I'm June.
	Take care.
	You've been listening to an Audio World original produced by Byron McCoy.

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