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Dec. 3, 2025 - Louder Than Crowder
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EPISODE 75: INDEPENDENT DAY (OCTOBER 7TH, 2025) ERROR

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Welcome to
louder than Crowder.
A podcast about the podcast.
Louder With Crowder.
My name's Byron.
Joined tonight.
Hey, by Dennis.
Hey, good to be back on the show.
It feels like it's been a really long time.
We took a little bit of a break.
Yeah, it's been a minute.
And our lone star brother in Occupied Texas, it's Jared.
Hello.
Hey, Jared.
How are you, man?
And this isn't going to.
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
What?
I'll tell you.
I'm so good.
I'm great.
I got the wrong notes.
That was the Charlie Kirk episode I was reading again.
I was back again.
Yeah.
Whoops.
And just three white, straight, cis men on microphones.
I'll say it for the three of us.
We're basically pod bros.
Basically, yeah.
At least pod bro adjacent.
And although in hindsight, I was a little bit too coconut-pilled for a minute.
At least we're not conservative turncoats or Johnny come lately or both.
Yeah, I know what it was.
I did it to you.
Oh, what was that?
You were feeling Brat Summer.
It was my Brat Summer.
You're right.
Do you remember when the video came out where she was like walking with the kids and she had like a real like punch walk that she was doing?
It affected me.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it was just like really like it's watching like synchronized dance to like a good song you like and it kind of hypes you up a little bit.
Then and now we've remained ideologically annoying.
But for today, we're out of the crosshairs.
We're going to be covering an episode from October 7th, 2025.
Never forget.
Did you vote for this?
Why the podcast bros are turning on Trump?
But before we jump into that, we've got ourselves a cold open or a flu open or a stomach bug open, a food poisoning.
Crowder's sick.
Again?
I am back here today with you, though it still feels dreamlike because a few pounds lighter.
Don't worry, it's just dehydration.
I don't know what kind of food poisoning I got, but don't try the shrimp.
And, you know, it's one of those.
You remember that?
It's like I've been wrung out.
I've been wrung out.
I don't know what's been going on.
Maybe you've been taking the Charlie Kirk assassination personal, Stephen.
Living in some sort of paranoid purgatory for the past month.
Yeah.
Burning styrofoam, breathing it in.
Now you're called conjunctivitis Crowder.
Your eyes are swollen.
There's something about the election of Donald J. Trump that temporarily healed Steven, maybe?
You think so?
He just was like riding out high.
Election night was the last time that I recall him being at least verbally discussing a sickness.
He said he was on an IV on election night.
Remember, he's barfing in a bucket for a little bit.
Was he?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't see that.
Well, we were all good.
I was, I just had my hotel room broken into, and I was just too focused on the story.
Honestly, I was, I took my knife, my buoy knife, and was crushing up coconut pills.
Were you?
Yeah, and snorting them.
I was doing that thing where you put your hand out and you go.
Oh, with the knife as well.
Yeah, that's dangerous.
Dude, that's cool.
I don't know.
How fast were you?
I have another.
Really fast.
Maybe it's maybe it's RFK Jr. on the country's shoulder, making sure that we're eating only the best beef tallow.
The freshest beef tallow.
But apparently not ensuring the shrimp quality.
We only want the finest worms in our brains.
Even the finest pink meats that we can offer them.
Hey, old mother worm.
Well, I think it's not okay for worms to be exposed to so much zin.
I know.
Did you hear RFK Jr. today said that our parents aren't having kids anymore?
Our parents are no longer having kids, huh?
Yeah.
Wow.
All right.
Well, what else, huh?
I heard that our sperm's no good either, actually.
Yeah.
Is it bad?
Yeah, teens these days have 50% the sperm of an old man.
Yeah, yeah, that, but also that, like, the DNA and eggs are, like, in women's embryos are not.
I'm sorry, in their eggs.
What are they called?
I haven't been in school in so long.
It's just that women have eggs.
It's kind of weird, huh?
Cut all the chilla eggs monthly.
I can't sound this fucking stupid.
Okay, so it starts in the ovary.
So they're saying that the DNA and the eggs that the women have, these eggs they're calling them, they don't degrade their DNA, but men's sperm get around 40 years old and then they just start dying and getting dumb.
We got the biological clock, and it's not a problem for us.
We have a clock, too.
Yeah, our young, because we're all young 20s, but we got to be thinking about these things in the next 20 years, boys.
Hey, I'm 19 years old.
And we're doing, we're so smart.
Yeah, we're peers with Dean and Parker.
Yeah.
It's me, Harry, Dean, and Parker.
Yeah.
Yeah, just hanging out all the time on the weekends.
What else, though, huh?
This is the narrative now.
The bros, the manosphere, turning on Donald Trump because they're not getting what they voted for.
Oh, boy.
Geez.
I guess it's over.
I don't know if he understands what the manosphere is.
I don't think he does.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll get down.
We'll talk about it down the road here.
But the frustration regarding implementation, however, that's a myth, right?
We're getting exactly what we voted for.
But what can you expect from a community where a lot of people who lament the violation of human rights here, you know, by requiring identification to vote, but they're willing to show up in Saudi Arabia, where women weren't allowed to drive until a few years ago and gays get thrown off of rooftops for, you know, a couple of decent checks.
There's that comedy festival in Riyadh.
We'll talk about that.
No Riyadh comedy talk, really.
Maybe a little bit at the end.
But mostly because I kind of agree with Steven on this.
And I think, I mean, there's a larger conversation to be had.
There are nuances to it.
But the biggest thing is that Steven doesn't like Saudi Arabia because he doesn't like Muslims.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
It's a little different.
It's not because Mohammed bones saw killing Jamal Khashoggi.
He doesn't care about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's all these other human rights abuses that he's using as like, oh, the left should not like this because they don't like gays and women.
He doesn't like gays and women.
So he should actually be like more careful about this.
Yeah, yeah, he's not.
Stephen loves an opportunity where he can shit on the left in the same way that the left shits on itself.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
So like that's, I think, when he's like, when he can team up with the liberals and go after the liberals, he really loves it.
Well, spoiler alert, because we're not really going to go through it clip by clip.
Steven thinks that the left is all okay with this.
He's like ignoring the fact that everyone's been pretty outraged by the participation of all these comedians.
Yeah.
He thinks that the left is good with it and that we're being hypocrites?
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of his take on this.
Is he okay?
I don't think he actually understands.
I don't think he understands at all.
I don't think Steven listens to the left like we listen to the right.
That's true.
That's kind of interesting.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee that Steven doesn't like listen to David Pacman to see what he's saying.
He says that he listens to the most liberal outlets like CNN.
Yeah, primarily.
He's just putting his lens to the left.
The left doesn't listen to CNN, though.
Jesus.
We don't, right?
Like, we're not like CNN head.
Like, are you guys fucking with that CNN brick?
You got that Zazlov fucking piece?
Do I, do I, I mean, sometimes I go to CNN.com and click on articles, and then it tells me I need to pay for them, and then I, well, you can be close enough to do that.
Yeah, or just hit him with a fucking 10-foot ladder or whatever.
I watched CNN on Pluto.
I think I do it because I think it's a fewer letters, you know?
Sometimes it's easier to slam CNN.
Actually, I don't know who's one.
It's one hand.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
No, it's here.
Oh, yeah, but it's not.
We're talking home row here.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, come on.
Okay.
Either way, we're not going to be talking about Riyadh.
Okay.
But we will keep talking after I take a second to thank some folks for the support.
Over us.
This is my favorite fucking part.
Let's go.
That's when you turn off.
When the music hits, dude, I'm fucking vibing.
I'm vibing.
Shrug.club.
Hello, Shrug Nation.
You've entered the shrug switch.
The home for pieces of shit.
As well as all things too hot for the RSS feed.
Things like double salutes, Josh's belly pics.
I guess we have.
Nudes.
Straight up just.
Nudes, yeah.
Just a fucking nude.
Yeah, speaking of, we got a hot leak on rapper Jellyroll.
We found out about him today on the internet on accident, and that was kind of horrific, but back to you guys.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, we're just TMZ.
What is going on at Shrug.club?
Dude, I don't know how you can.
Why don't you go there?
You should change a password.
Well, I should.
I will, because I haven't checked it.
No way.
Me and Jared are in there, dude.
Yeah.
Took over.
We're accidentally posting pictures of Jellyroll.
His thing.
It's Jelly Roll, dude.
Guys, come on now.
It's free for everyone.
It always will be.
But some folks choose to support us monetarily.
Have I used that one?
Rupees?
That's a currency.
That's a Zelda.
Yeah, yeah.
A bit of a Zelda.
Money.
They give us money in support of our endeavors.
And we appreciate that.
I do, at least.
I don't know if you do.
I just said I did.
Okay.
I didn't say anything, though.
you should say their name and then i'll decide you're gonna you're gonna decide case by case They need to apply and we'll see.
Let's see what happens.
This is the freaking shark tank, dude.
This is the Dragon Slayer, bro.
I'm freaking cool, Kevin O'Leary.
You know, someone else who's cool.
Garrett S. Garrett, my man.
Oh, yeah.
Garrett S.
That feels good in the mouth.
I love you, dude.
Swish it around.
Garrett S. Thank you.
You piece of shit.
Oh, there we go.
Also, great value mail.
Great value mail.
That's like, I don't know if you know this, but in a wedding, there's an order.
There's the best man.
Then the great value male.
Sure.
Then there's the basic, non-binary.
Then we just continue to, there's like a hierarchy of this.
I don't know if you know it.
I didn't actually know that, but this guy does.
Yeah, I mean, that's a great value.
These are one of these house brands for one of these companies, right?
Walmart, dude.
Good guess.
So they're a Walmart.
Oh, no, no, but I know what you mean.
Thank you.
Piece of shit.
All right.
If you like what we're doing and want us to say your name and want to support us financially because I quit my job.
Fuck it, dude.
Bail.
Tomorrow's my last day.
This will come out.
When you listen to that, tell them whose desk you're taking on.
I'm no longer working there.
What did you say, Jared?
I said, tell them whose desk you're going to take a shit on.
Wait, I'm not.
Well, for money.
Patreon.
It'll be on Patreon.
That's the only not free thing on Patreon.
I don't know if we can post that, and I'm not doing it either.
Yeah, don't do it.
By the time you hear this, Byron will have no job, and he needs your money now more than ever.
Like, COVID.
Go ahead, visit Shrug.club, join Shrug Nation, be a Shrug Clubber, and also be a piece of shit.
That would be wonderful.
Appreciate you very much.
And yeah, we're back at it.
We're jumping back in.
Should we apologize?
We had kind of a sporadic summer, but things are going to be tightening up.
Yeah, it was a weird summer, just a busy summer.
Yeah, Dennis, you're done with your job, your main gig.
My main gig, my busy season, is over.
Yeah.
Now I'm just going to go run a whole bunch.
The nudes.
All the nudes are up.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
That's Patreon.
All right.
But yeah, we got a show to do.
And I just want to say that we're actually adding a new tier to the Patreon that's going to be just chat GPT porn because they made that available for us to do for you today.
So that's where a lot of the weird NSFW stuff will live over there.
It's going to be great.
Yeah.
I don't know if anyone's going to go there anymore.
They're done.
They'll go because they're like, ooh, curious.
I don't know, though.
Glad to be with you.
You two were.
No, I'm here.
I know.
You're very sick still.
You don't sound it right now.
I went years not getting a stomach bug.
And then election night, you know, it's hooked up to an IV before we did it.
And then it's now happened twice since then.
I've never had this in my life.
Sorry.
Would you hear if someone had a stomach bug?
Like, would it quickly sound like?
Could I tell?
Yeah, yeah.
Could you tell if I was like quietly shitting my pants in front of you?
Well, I think there's an coming out of the mouth when you're just like.
But yeah, it's subtle.
You can hear the tears rolling down their cheeks.
I think it's subtle.
But yeah.
I think they just talk less because they're like trying to not talk to avoid throwing up while talking.
That's a good point.
Like we do that sit still thing.
Oh, where you try to wait it out?
You just stand there for a second.
It's like, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, as we continue to flesh out the studio, I was thinking that we need one of those days since blank signs.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Days since Steven's been sick.
Yeah, we don't need to track workplace accidents.
Yeah, we need to track workplace accidents.
In their studio.
Yeah, days that Steven's healthy.
Because that man is always sick.
He is always sick.
He's an ill guy.
Didn't he say he's worried it's cancer?
Wait, did he just say that?
He said it.
Yeah, he said he's worried about having the big C.
Oh, see, maybe he means crones.
I don't know.
He could mean crones.
Is that the small C?
Yeah, I don't know.
Lowercase C. You guys remember this guy?
Captain Morgan, CEO.
Good?
Yeah, I'm doing well.
Glad you're back.
Yeah.
People weren't thrilled with you filling in the old days.
They were fine.
I just, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Just want to make you feel good.
I see.
If I had that one isolated, I'd be off to the race.
Just want to make you feel good.
So, yeah, Steven was out of office quite a bit doing his both Change My Mind as well as Black and White on the Gray Issues, which I think he'll talk about here.
Maybe, maybe now, actually.
Well, we've been on the road a lot lately, too.
That's the thing is when you're on the road and you're doing Change My Minds, and we have Black and White and the Gray issues coming up.
Yeah, I'm still surprised I didn't get assaulted.
Yeah, it was funny.
He was invited into a barbershop for basically like an update version of Black and White on the Gray Issues.
And while he was in there, he was just kind of rude and racist the whole time.
That sounds like him.
Again, I think it's a gross concept.
I think that's obvious.
But the fact that.
What?
To take like a 1970s phrase for how black people were like, man, we just don't really get any sort of fairness in this country.
And we're calling it black fatigue.
And then you have like 70 years later.
He goes in there and he says, white people are feeling black fatigue against black people.
Is this something that you'd like to account for for me, my white audience?
You know, it's just like, it's such like a my body, my choice.
2020, like we're just going to take the left's slogans and then try to take the piss out of them because like, again, we're just like not that clever.
You go into a place like a black barbershop and you set up lights and cameras, like try to goad people into reacting negatively when they're like held hostage by you at this time.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't leave the place of work that you came into.
And I can't get mad at you because you'll use it against me.
Yeah, it's like he's looking in the windows and like tapping on the glass.
Maybe that was the first time, but now he's actually like escalating rhetoric in front of them.
It was really I didn't watch it.
Yeah.
But I can imagine what it was like.
I'll watch it.
So if Stephen ever talked to me, it had to change my mind.
I could tell my watch.
Well, speaking of change my mind, we did consider, because he did return to it with a bulletproof vest on.
Which, whatever.
And that's fine.
Action angles in the video showing my glamour muscles and me putting the vest on and shit.
We have to do this because the left won't let us talk anymore.
The left is so violent, even though I say be violent.
When he's the hero, because now he gets to stand up for them and risk his life for not just money, but for the entire conservative movement and doing it for Charlie, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah, we did consider covering that.
He put out two hour and a half long Change My Minds.
The clip that you sent me earlier that they will not know about, was that from one of his versions or was that?
The one where they were showing all the times he got roasted or cooked?
Yeah, yeah.
No, but I was wondering, there was a clip from The Change My Mind, a recent one.
Was that from his.
I don't know what I send you on a daily basis.
We send each other like a hundred videos.
I'll look at it.
I'm just curious if he put it out in that way because the kid was definitely just like he was doing great, but I wasn't sure if Stephen put it out.
I feel like Stephen would edit it to make himself look smarter.
All that to say, you can go to wokeyoutube.com and follow and subscribe on Twitch because we're going to be covering The Change My Mind at some point in the future.
Yeah, we're going to go to one.
We're not going to go to one.
I'll do it.
What do you mean by that?
I'm going to go and like debate Steven.
That would be kind of fun.
It'd be great.
Yeah, actually, now that you and I are both kind of jobless, we could figure it out.
Fly in and yeah.
Yeah, just got to figure out where it is, except we'll post it like 10 minutes early.
Yeah, that's fine.
Let's hop on a flight.
Let's do it.
So, yeah, we're going to kind of live react to that.
I think that's probably the best way to do it.
It would be stop, start, kind of like go.
Yeah.
Yeah, Steve's busy.
He's tired.
He's worn out.
And everyone hates Gerald, I guess.
Gerald sucks.
No one's going to be a fan of him at all.
I love putting him off.
I love fucking TV.
He knew that.
The way that Stephen talks about it, he's like, I know they hate it.
Yeah.
Gerald knew.
Gerald would be like, they're making fun of me in the chat.
Before, Dave Lando would fill in for him, and now Dave's.
Oh, yeah, of course.
It's because Gerald keeps standing up and shaking his little butt at the camera saying, look at my new true religion jeans, y'all.
Big butt.
You get the butt.
Miss Me, sponsored by Miss Me.
Wonderful.
Less, well, I love this person.
Who?
AOC.
And here's the thing: I know that there are plenty of people on the left who are formidable opponents who can be incredibly articulate and they can voice an opinion that sometimes will give us fits.
We're like, oh, okay, that's a pretty good point.
AOC is none of those things.
You sure?
So she, she has a solution here because the left is losing.
They kind of see the writing on the wall.
They know where the momentum is going.
And so her solution is, at least to her followers, you should call conservatives like short and ugly and stuff.
Laugh at them.
Stephen Miller is a clown.
I've never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he's like 410.
And he looks like he is angry about the fact that he's 410.
And he looks like he is so mad that he is 410 that he's taking that anger out at any other population possible.
Pause.
Freeze.
Well, that's the Sam Cedar move.
Is it?
Yeah, he stole that from Sam Cedar.
So I am ripping a piece of paper to write on.
It reminds me of a very specific college humor show.
But they're so threatened by AOC.
Yeah.
Well, that was actually one of the first times I shared Stephen Crowder with you.
You and I watched six, seven years ago where they were calling her horse face.
They still to this day play the donkey noise whenever they talk about it.
They're so afraid of being like, oh, she's a pretty Latina girl.
You know, like they do not want to, and they all think so.
Of course.
Of course they're not.
She's a beautiful woman.
Yeah, they're so like intimidated by articulate, confident, smart, well-educated.
Yeah.
Bringing from like, you know, started from the bottom, now she's here from the left.
We'll talk all about that here in a second.
But Stephen Miller.
Yeah, he's like 4'10.
How tall is he, do we know?
He's 4'11.
Is he really?
No.
Okay.
But let's keep that though.
He's 4'11.
Nice.
She lied.
It's all his forehead, too.
Like the guy, like, around his eyebrow, he's about 4'3, 4'4, but he is 4'11.
And the rest of that.
How eyebrows are?
No, just like, you know, from Tootsies to your eyebrows, 4'4, they're saying.
And then from 4'4 to 4'11, baby, that's all forehead.
And think about how his mama felt.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
I love doing this.
Laugh at them.
Laugh at them.
Yes, the resistance to authoritarianism is very real.
The risks of abuse of power are very real.
But one of the most powerful cultural things that you can do to a political movement that's predicated on the puffery of insecure, insecure masculinity.
That's what this is about.
This isn't.
People talk about toxic masculinity.
More than it's like, let's put that to the side for just one second.
This is about insecure masculinity.
Is it?
Okay.
And one of the best ways that you can dismantle of insecure men is by making fun of them.
Okay.
I'm not here to make fun of anyone's anything.
Wait.
But the way people overcompensate over their own stories is what I'm talking about there.
So thank you for the clarification.
She's totally right.
Yeah.
If someone's being a bully, you just can't reason with them.
I think it's about time, right?
Like there's been so much high-road behavior from the left for years.
Yeah.
And now it is time to call someone maybe a light slur.
Listen, seven-inch forehead, mastermind-looking piece of shit.
Exactly.
Everyone fucking sees you and they think the same thing.
God, this guy should put a fucking gun in his mouth in Roblox.
Whoa, Jesus.
Okay.
You know, I have a severe distaste for this man.
But yeah, you can say what to do after that, though.
No, that's fine.
You can do whatever you want.
I mean, like, maybe it's a...
She's just totally right here that when they go low, we go high.
It doesn't work.
It's not working.
It's not going to work.
Because we're not playing the same game.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
If someone's so willing to play in the mud, you have to play with them.
Yeah, well, it's like if you're not.
You got to get down in the Santorum with them, if you will.
If you're playing a game of basketball and the other team comes out and starts tripping you, you can't just be like, refs, come on, man.
You got to pass off their face.
And the refs the Supreme Court.
Yeah, exactly, right?
Aren't looking.
Come on, Supreme Court.
You got to do Harlem Glow Trotters, but this time you are throwing a ball off the back of their head.
Or the front of someone's really, really tall head.
But check it out.
You grab their head bop as an alley oop.
Now you're getting two points.
And now you're fucking teen wolf.
And that's cool as hell, dude.
Everyone loves a werewolf.
It's all about.
Okay.
It's about accepting people that are different.
Yep.
Well, yeah, you overcompensate for your story.
You're not even from the Bronx.
You're from a wealthy area in Connecticut with a median household income like $174,000.
You don't sound like you're a sister.
Ooh, okay.
This guy's dumb and wrong and racist as well.
Of course.
I forgot about that.
AOC was born in the Parkchester neighborhood of the Bronx, New York, 1989.
Mondani is like, he just turned 34.
Oh, no.
And me as a 19-year-old.
It makes me feel old.
Yeah, exactly.
Good save.
Working class parents.
Her father was a small business owner and an architect.
Her mom was a house cleaner and later a bus driver.
But yeah, when AOC was about five, her family won the lottery and moved to Connecticut.
Her family won the lottery?
They have three mansions.
Do they?
No.
Oh.
When she was five, her family saved enough money to move from the Bronx to Yorktown Heights, a suburban town in Westchester County, roughly 45 miles north of New York City.
So she was fucking neighbors with Bam Margera?
No, see, this is the same.
Stephen made the same mistake as you, which means to me that we are confirmed all the same age, 19.
Yeah.
Because Westchester County is in New York City.
Westchester the town is in Pennsylvania.
Yes.
She's in Connecticut.
So wait a minute.
Silver Spoons Ocasio-Cortez is not real.
No, she's a real person.
She moved to this place roughly, like I said, 45 miles north of New York City so she could attend better public school.
It's not like she was a private school person.
So the median household income in Yorktown Heights is around $138,750, which compared to comparing that to the Bronx, where it's $49,036.
Her family lived well below the local average and struggled.
Like I said, they didn't have- In their new place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure.
Especially after the death of her father in 2008.
You think he died of cancer?
Oh, man.
And her mom had to take more jobs.
So she's cleaning houses and being a bus driver.
Also, you know, her family could survive.
That sounds like a social spoon to me, man.
Yeah, in Connecticut.
Sounds like she was like a child voice actor or something.
It's this stark difference between life in the Bronx and Yorktown that shaped Alexandria's understanding of economic inequality and opportunity.
And after that, she went to Boston University, graduated in 2011 after, you know, she had scholarships and grants.
She also did work study programs to try to make money while she's in college.
And then she still left with tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt.
That's why she wants to forgive, dude.
Of course, she returned to the Bronx, where she supported her family or helped by working as a waitress and a bartender, also while serving as an educational director for the National Hispanic Institute and engaging in local activism that eventually landed her on the path that she's on now as one of the most, I don't know, grassroots, exciting political faces of the left right now.
And they hate it.
They love her face and also hate it.
Yes, they do.
So he's an idiot.
They hate that she is successful.
They hate that she's like the American dream, like embodied.
That she can go on TikTok and communicate with people.
Yeah.
And she's just proving a point that, like, listen, like, these guys are just being, they're being little babies.
We have to respect them like that.
Okay.
The only guy that will listen to me is my dad.
Where has Darren been, honestly?
We need a proof of life.
Papa.
Proof of life from Papa Crowder.
It's been a while.
The funniest thing is they, you would think that since they said that false fact about her entire upbringing.
They'd correct it, right?
They'd admonish them.
You would think that they wouldn't know it.
And I don't sound like I'm from the Bronx because I'm not.
Because I'm not.
Yeah.
I'm from York.
What's it?
Westchester?
Where is she from?
Yorkshire.
Is she from Yorktown?
Bronxville?
Is she from Bronxville?
I don't know.
But the best thing is to make fun of them.
But I'm not making fun of them.
But didn't you just say make fun of people?
Yorktown Heights.
Yorktown Heights.
There you go.
So they know they just don't do research.
Yeah, they don't care.
They just know that they can add a little bit of a crack to the story.
Sure.
And then now she's a liar.
But she's not.
She was born in the moon.
That's what Darren thinks.
I just think we shouldn't be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
Uh-huh.
Because she's still AOC from the block.
Wonderful.
That's just poetry.
You know what's fun, though?
Is a bunch of guys defending another man's height.
So first off, Miller is listed as 5'10.
Oh, okay.
AOC is 5'4.
Yeah.
So he's slightly above average.
She's slightly below average as far as the average heights out there.
They look that up.
I'm glad you looked up average male height and average female height instead of, I don't know.
Is 5'10 taller than average?
I think 5'10 is actually taller than average.
It is.
And I think it's like 5'8 or 5'9 is like average male height for USA.
The average height in the United States, 5'3.5 for women.
So she's taller than average.
I think he's probably just in Texas.
But he's like looking at like, how about Australia where they're slightly shorter?
You think he's looking at world heights?
Let's look real quick.
Let's look at continents.
Honestly, don't tell him to do it that way with penis size because he will not be thrilled without that gun.
Yeah, but okay, but he can also use this little fun fact is that like because climate change has gotten so bad and out of hand, our dongs are getting bigger.
That's right, dude.
Right, but they work less, but they are glamorous.
Fewer sperm, but you need a bigger gun to shoot it with.
She is an idiot.
And here's the thing: she won't be able to make fun of anyone in an effective way because she will not, and this is the left today, by and large, she won't engage any more adversarials.
So she's like, make fun of them, expose them for just, you know, because then everyone else will laugh at them.
No, no, your own followers may laugh at them because they're as dumb as you.
If you want to get other people to laugh at Stephen Miller, you would have to chip, away at his ideas.
To do that, you would have to engage people like Stephen Miller in a form.
Imagine an AOC-Shephen Miller debate.
I mean, that would rule.
I think she would do it.
Of course.
But can you also imagine like a town hall that, I don't know, AOC and maybe Bernie would have done where they were asked questions from conservative voices, maybe like yesterday?
I'll tell you right now that Stephen would say, yeah, how filter those questions.
Okay, that is true.
He would say.
She didn't go do it to college campuses, but she told him.
Okay.
He was totally looking at Azerbaijan.
Oh, we're going to talk about that.
It's the first country that comes up on the list that has 5'5 inches.
No way.
As the tallest median height for women is Azerbaijan.
And so if she's slightly smaller than that and she's 5'4, she's probably being measured by, again, Azerbaijan.
What a fucking idiot.
That's so lazy.
Dude, if they go to Bangladesh, she's like five and a half inches taller than the average.
So it's just like, what the fuck is he talking about?
How tall is Stephen?
He's tall.
6'2 ⁇ , 6'3?
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