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This is an Audio World Original.
Hey gang.
Oh, actually, play the sound.
Hello, Shrug Nation.
It's Byron.
I'm out on a run.
We've been kind of busting our butts a little bit, but haven't had a lot of time to edit.
So I guess enjoy this preview of Double Salutes, which of course is when me and the boys get together and talk about some, what would we call them? Popular stories of the moment.
Not necessarily Steven focused, although we do get into a little bit of Steven in this episode.
So enjoy this by listening to it.
But also, you could go to Shrug.club and listen to the whole dang thing for free.
This is going to be only the first half.
Did I say I'm out of run?
I'm out on a run.
Sorry.
Thank you guys so much all for your support and for your patience.
We've got, I think, three episodes on the can that will be coming out kind of rapidly.
Definitely, we've got a little bit of a Thanksgiving surprise.
We've got, oh, we're definitely going to talk about Halloween as well and so many other topics that we missed while we were kind of transitioning.
Enjoy this preview of Double Salutes.
Of course, you could always stop now and just go to Shrug.club, listen to the whole thing, and even watch it.
Talk soon.
Take care.
Land of the free because of the pride.
Stand tall, stand true till the day that I die.
Double salutes!
Double salutes!
Boy, oh boy, welcome to Double Salutes, the most patriotic live stream on the World Wide Web.
My name's Byron.
I'm Dennis.
He's over there.
I don't know which direction I am.
Over here?
Well, pointing to you.
Okay, you're going because you think that this is a video.
Which of course you're going to be able to do.
Find our high fives again.
From Occupied Texas, Jared's over there trying to touch on the YouTube.
Is it?
Yeah, this is right.
This is the right corner.
Yeah, that level of money.
I don't know.
This one's crazy.
Lots going on tonight.
Big, big, it isn't.
This is an election live stream.
Sadly, Zoran Mamdani lost.
Let me think.
What else?
Elizabeth.
46-minute cold open.
Wait, what?
That's how we did it.
Michelle's side in the chat said 46-minute cold open.
I love it.
I do love it too.
So for people, a lot of people won't be able to do it.
We talk about our ad partisan game.
Yeah, we did two ad breaks in the cold open.
And now here we are.
No, so yeah, for people who, this may be a good reason to go to twitch.tv slash audio world network and, you know, subscribe or follow us there because, yeah, good point.
46-minute cold open.
We were kind of waiting for Dennis to show up.
Jared yelled about his phone for a little bit because he didn't think we were alive.
And we were just watching the election results roll in because it's a big night.
Spamberger won.
Mikey won.
Mamdani won.
It's just been like a pretty chill night, kind of the opposite of our last election live stream, which was very bad.
I think some guy's going to come into my house and I think that he lives here.
Yeah, I mean, that could happen because it did happen last time we did a live stream, which is available for shrug clubbers, people at shrug.club, to go watch and, you know, timestamp when a stranger entered Dennis's hotel room.
That's kind of a fun, kind of a fun little moment, right?
You're like, no, come join us for double salutes, dude.
Come sit down.
This is a cool moment.
Katie, move over.
Yeah, rest in peace, Dick.
Sent $96 on Chief Peak Factory that night.
Dick died, by the way.
That rules.
Jake Cheney.
Jake Cheney died away.
Yeah, that egg-looking ass bitch, Dick Cheney.
Yeah, he's deceased.
We're going to talk about that.
I found a really cool clip of Elon Musk preparing for his debut at the comedy Mothership.
I think we should probably take a peek at that, right?
That's going to be in there?
Can we give me tickets?
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
And Tom McDonald is dropping two new albums this week, after dropping two new albums a year ago and two new albums a year before that, and two new albums the year before that and two new albums the year before that.
So I don't know.
I think we're going to explore that, probably for the algorithm.
I mean, I think it's like if you have, if you have like 19 songs, is 19 songs in like a distribution cycle, I think right, like yeah, which I think is like that's.
That's the idea is that you have, like you bulk out these power, you know, like you put your max powers to the test.
Sure, I guess you write, you know you write um 38 of the same song and then you put that out easy.
Well, it's funny when you say same song.
I think it might be a good time to approach this.
It's kind of like the elephant of the room or the dog on the farm or the, the remix that we've been looking forward to talking about.
Uh, this is.
It's the good versus evil oops, I'm racist.
Remix, uh redo.
I thought, I thought this would be no no, but we talked.
I mean, we talked about the original with uh Jj Lawhorn.
But I thought this would be kind of fun because there's been some developments around the song Good Vs Evil, written and um co-performed by Forgianto Blow.
Should we watch the original again?
Just do a little, like a refresher?
This might be a little bit of both.
Oh.
Good thinking.
This is like watching all nine of the Fast and the Furious at the same time or whatever.
All 12 of them.
Them legs.
Um, it's just a shot for shot replacement.
I mean yeah, and i'm trying to up the, the quality here.
I feel like oh yeah, we're at 360 for some reason.
Yeah, this is worthy of listeners know what what's happening here, because I think it's a good point.
Yeah, thanks for stopping at first.
So Forgiato Blow released a song a couple months back, maybe two months back now, featuring a guy named Jj Lawhorn who is an An out-and-out pro.
He loves the Confederacy.
Let's just say that.
Big fan, doesn't think you need to apologize for it.
And people found it maybe a little distasteful that he was singing a song basically praising what is, I mean, it can't be described as anything else other than being pro-Sundown town and saying that you should be okay.
Everyone should be okay with hanging, lynching, just straight up lynching criminals and that most criminals are black people.
That's kind of what he was saying.
And the comment section of Forgiato Blow even pointed this out, along with the fact that Forgiato had no problem saying the N-word in this song.
So we caught it quick, but Forgioto Blow, almost as quick, took the song down.
So we became one of the only places on the internet where you could find the JJ Lawson.
Were we selling it?
I don't think so.
But yeah, people tuned in, checked out what we were talking about, I guess, what our thoughts were on it.
And then we thought that was going to kind of be the end of it.
But then a couple weeks later, a guy named Uncle Tom entered the picture.
And a new character created by Forgiato Blow, a man known for not only Tom Uncle.
Is that what it is, Tom Uncle?
Oh, his name is Tom Uncle.
His name is Tom Uncle.
I do appreciate the clarification.
But yeah, he's created a ton of characters like Black45, which was just a black guy who liked Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, or the creative duo Trump Latinos.
Is that all he does?
Oh, he loves to create.
I mean, what about Gucci Granny?
Are we going to forget about Gucci Granny, the character that Forgiato Blow?
Who's the mega mommy or whatever?
Mega Mommies are an independent act, not under the umbrella of Forgiato Blow.
Okay.
But I do think that Tom Uncle is a new creation that did, well, replaced JJ Lawhorn entirely in this song before re-releasing it.
So I decided, and, you know, Dennis, all credit goes to you as well.
You were like, I think we should overlap this to see just how close to the original music video this new version is.
So that is what I did.
That was my, the moment I heard this happened, I said, I want to see if they just literally just replaced the shots and left everything else the same.
And that is the unveiling of that.
Yeah.
So this is like a, I overlaid the opacity of both videos.
And so Tom Uncle is walking up with a noose in his hands, but more that he's got a shirt on and says size matters.
Oh, yeah, should we go to that?
And there's a calibers of bullets.
Calibers of bullets.
It's kind of cool.
Kind of cool.
He's got a U.S. flag bandana tied around his wrist.
It's funny because it's just, it's a joke.
Like, this is all costuming, right?
Like.
Oh, it totally is.
It's silly.
But yeah, does he walk around with his noose all the time?
Well, of course.
Catch him at his day job and he's just like the nooseman at his at his fry cook job.
God, I don't like it.
He's the guy in charge of the news.
Well, fake fake news.
Let's listen to this and then we'll discuss, okay?
And I'm eating dehydrated apples I made in my air fryer.
Sorry.
And drinking an apple red bull.
That's right.
Ginger.
Dogs the same.
Look at this selfie, dude, vlog.
I mean, same shot again.
They do that walking shot twice.
Bad at walking.
Did they include a duplicate shot that quickly?
Wait, what do you mean?
Yeah, they didn't.
It showed him walking with his feet walking up like twice.
Oh, did you go back?
He's got that.
Hang him up, hiding for sun down.
Leave them.
So six seconds in between the walking shots of Forgiato Blow in what appear to be like jogger style cargo camo pants with boots that he purchased.
He's feeling fatigued himself.
Look at his knees.
Look at that guy.
He's got diabetes.
Okay, just just like look for a sec.
The foot that's like off the ground.
Yeah.
That's got a little kick to it.
Look at the unnatural bend to that leg.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's kind of hyper-extending that knee already and just walking.
He got like an ostrich knee.
I mean, if he has a disability, I don't want to make fun of that, but I don't think that's what we got here.
I'm going to make fun of him because I think he's a fucking idiot.
And he doesn't get charitability from it.
I think that's fair.
Don't mess around in our town.
A big tall tree and a short piece of rope.
Hang him up.
Oh, God.
Did you see the gestures exactly the same?
The same gestures.
Yes.
I love it.
Sun down.
Look at Forgiato.
He's like doing the exact same thing.
That's kind of impressive, right?
This is like art.
This is like Kubrickian, what's going on right now.
This is incredible.
Is it in the same location too?
It is.
Yeah.
So whatever autotrader.com money that Forgiato Blow's family gave him, they allowed him access to the property once again.
And they were pissed off.
Wasn't that Making a Murderer?
Wasn't that an Autotrader.com photographer?
Oh, gosh.
I think that that's right.
Yeah.
We should get the Chancellor on to talk to you.
You guys' friends.
Should I call the Chancellor right now?
Let's call the Jancellor.
I'm getting bold with it because he hasn't responded to my text messages lately.
And of course, we're talking about Kurt Jance, aka Forgiato Blow.
I do have his aka the Chancellor.
And he hasn't texted me back for a while now.
Usually when I text him, he says, who's this first?
And then I had to explain and yada yada.
Save your number, dude.
What do you say to him?
Like, you're like, this is Byron, your friend Byron.
Hey, it's Byron.
Do you remember me?
We met in Illinois and say it that way.
Let's see.
And the ill noise.
So the last, I said in July.
I said, where's the next gig?
He said, what's up?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What is a gig?
Yeah.
What are these?
The last time I texted him was October 10th.
I said, where'd the Lawson cut go?
And I didn't get a response.
But in May, May of 2024, it's a double drop.
New black Donald Trump and these new folks.
Hatus Live, H-A-D-A-S.
What was that?
And classically Chloe?
That's fire.
Because those are two new characters that he created.
He said, thanks.
We're working.
So that's pretty.
Let's call him, dude.
It's Wednesday.
Or it's Tuesday, though.
We'll do it another time.
We'll do it another day.
It's 10.45.
He's up, dude.
He's grinding right now.
He could be grinding in the studio, but let's see what these guys are up to.
Do you see that?
Same thing again, dude.
This is choreography.
This is choreo, okay?
It is choreo.
That's kind of amazing, right?
Do you think who who did the choreo?
It's got to be the chancellor.
Oh, he had to feel like a weird overlay effect.
Of course, new Tom Uncle has way more rhythm, right?
Like, Eliza Manelli looking ass.
He really does.
It surprises me so much.
I mean, he's just got that big old pudgy face.
I'm blown away that they literally just went to like DaVinci Resolve and like right-click and chose like replace rapper.
Well, I mean, they didn't exactly.
I had to have to, they had to reshoot it, of course.
But yeah, I know, but they just replaced the shots.
Yeah.
you judge your sin but bitch you gotta go track me don't say it so i say it on a trap All right, so I had to, I had to do that this time live.
That's the job.
Yeah.
Because I'm not getting him say that on our stream because that's what he wants.
But the dog stuff, I mean, it's a lot of just dog stock footage, right?
Like no, I mean, they have they have the dogs.
I wouldn't be surprised if they have the barking ones, too.
Yeah.
How come?
Because there's one with 4G Auto and like the dog on the roof.
That's true.
Yeah.
So far, so good.
They have friends who are like, hey, do you want your dog to be in a music video?
And they're like, what kind of music video is this?
Can you put that dog in a cage and then I'll film it?
I'll shout at it and it can be filmed.
I'll rattle the cage a bit and make it kind of perturbed and barking because it doesn't know what's going on.
When she's repping Black Lives Matter, all right.
So we have a new shot.
They're together.
I mean, it's so.
Is there any hidden Lawsons in this redo?
I mean, I wish that this Burnt Lawson was in there.
He's sneaking around the world.
Oh, it's almost like they're making his face the head of the Punisher skull here, which is kind of symbolic about it.
I mean, I'm telling you.
Liberty or death.
This remix, I feel like we're doing, we're basically doing like a visual version of Dark Side of the Moon Wizard of Oz right now.
Like, I kind of dig it.
It's a lot of fun.
Leave them swinging so the voice isn't going to be a good thing.
It's about to get really wild.
Take it boys, both of them.
It's like girl talk.
I got a fucking idea.
You had both songs, like both versions, but you should have panned this left-right.
Oh, God, that would have been sick.
That would have been a good idea.
Next time, I'll do that.
I'll do it.
I'll do it when we upload it.
When he does this again.
Next time he replaces the race of a person after Extreme Backlash, even though he's like a pro-Jan 6 anti-vaxxer, he's like, oh, I don't want to be called race.
That's too much.
That's too far.
Abridged he thought.
weird White, black, and brown.
It's really not about this.
Mess around in our town and the notch gonna win a bit.
All right, I think we actually do need to listen to the Tom Uncle version just for that verse.
Because like we know what JJ stands, can we just finish this out and then come back to this?
horse.
Is he still walking there?
He hasn't made through it.
Yeah.
The bass is new.
It just got left over in one of the cuts.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
They just fade.
Oh, God, it's good.
All right.
so let's hear let's hear tom uncle's uh verse real quick wait i gotta move this I'm gonna be better.
Wait, what?
He's got Tom McDonald's style lyrics.
Oh, sure.
The Carlos Democrats that free just when I thought that this world was sicker, people made a GoFundMe for this sick nigga, if that was my daughter, nah, that's what a- Wait, what is he talking about?
The train?
Carmelo Anthony, probably.
Yeah, that was my guess, too.
But yeah.
He said the money started coming in for him, and I don't think anyone's defending the guy that stabbed that Russian gal.
Sure.
Huh.
Then I smile in the mug shot.
And I don't know a thing about a news, couldn't even tattoo.
He doesn't know it.
If this happened to me, I would be so.
I would walk in there with a gun and I would just like start shooting up the place.
Excuse me.
It's really not about stiff.
Mess around in our town and the notes gonna win a bit.
I like that.
Stupid.
This guy sucks.
He's worse than the other guy.
I mean, yeah, the other guy on the track there for a minute.
No, no, no.
They got Tom Uncle to sing as well.
And I do have to say he's not as good of a singer as J.J.
But it's not racist because he's a black guy.
I love that.
I mean, basically, that's what Forgiato is doing is pointing at this guy and like pointing at his arm and being like, look at his skin.
Look compared to mine, dude.
You guys can't get mad, even though I wrote the lyrics for him and I had an open casting.
Do you have a Tom Uncle of any other videos you found?
Excuse me?
Have we found any other music from Tom Uncle?
Well, that's the funniest thing about all this is a new song featuring Forgiato Blow and Tom Uncle came out not too many days ago, Dennis.
And we are going to be listening to that next.
Okay, but does he have any like solo stuff?
Oh, no.
This is a Forgiato Blow character.
Like, he's in the FBU, the Forgiato Blow universe.
What?
They're both great.
It exists.
Have we.
I'm so curious about what that conversation was like between Kurt Janceler and Tom Uncle.
I think they sit down in a big conference room in a low-ceiling business complex.
They did not.
Where did they go, Jared?
do you think they went they went well we know where they went Arby's.
Arby's Hooters.
They got Hooters together.
They didn't go get the steak nuggets.
They weren't trying those out together.
No.
They got those big dipper fries that I miss.
Oh, big dipper fries at Hooters with Three Mile Island sauce.
Yeah, that's the thing.
That is honestly the middle ground, right?
It is.
It's the saying at Hooters.
That's going to be our black and white on the gray issues.
We'll be hanging at Hooters where conservatives and Democrats come together to eat wings.
They got the short shorts.
They got the wings.
They got the triple dippers, right?
The triple dippers.
I guess triple dippers chili.
That's a chilies thing.
I haven't worried about it.
Again, I've never been to the shop.
What was that?
Yeah, never been to a Chili's.
I do know that they do have Triple Dippers at the Chili's where the Riyadh Comedy Festival is.
I wrote an extended bit when I guessed it on a podcast called If You're Listening.
And what songs did you end up going with?
We, oh my gosh.
I wish I had my list here.
If you're listening, it's a great podcast.
Definitely.
Sniffling right now.
Definitely listen to that when I'm on there.
But this is a little side tangent, but everyone loves music, and I'm out of dehydrated apples, which is kind of a bummer.
I did Don't Fear the Reaper by Gus from the Scream 1 soundtrack.
I did I Think I Love You by Less Than Jake from Scream 2.
DUI by Offspring for I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Class of 99.
Do you remember that band?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Yeah, from the faculty.
The faculty soundtrack.
It was a super group featuring the lead singer.
We don't need no education.
Yes, exactly.
So it's Tom Morello playing guitar?
Tom Morello is playing guitar.
No, he is.
And he was tapping that thing.
Allison Chain's singer Lane Stanley was in it.
The Jane's Addiction drummer Steven Perkins was in it.
Porno for Pyro's Martin Lenoble was on bass.
Who's basically just porno?
Or what's the Jane's Addiction, basically?
Yeah, pretty much, right?
Yeah.
Perry Pharrell is in that band.
And then a guy named Matt Sirletik from Collective Soul was in that band.
Cool.
You know, actually, my good friend Michael, his father, he was the original guitar player for Collective Skull.
Collective Soul or Skull?
Soul.
I said Skull, I think, on the way out.
Yeah.
I thought Collective Skull was kind of cool.
It was kind of cool.
A song from The Living End.
I don't know what soundtrack that was on.
And then I played a Nickelback Old Enough from the Blair Witch 2, the Book of Shadows soundtrack because it's like the only, the riff, man, you got to hear this damn riff.
Like, I did.
I'm surprised you didn't go with the Cottonmouth Kings on the Scream 2 soundtrack.
Oh, that would have been a good one.
Listen to this riff.
So far good, right?
Kind of cool.
Like early 2000s?
Keep going, keep going.
She's old enough, she knows enough.
Yeah, and that's where things kind of take a turn, right?
And also, the song's called Old Enough, which I think is about the age of consent, which I don't really like either.
it's gonna osmosis jones ass trap this is nirvana dude It's kind of good.
Okay.
Now, back to the Nirvana.
We did a little.
Oh, no.
Make America Gangster again.
We got Shaka Hustle.
I don't know.
This is interesting.
Okay, so two days ago, this is where we were.
Hero, not by Chad Kroger, featuring the singer saliva.
This is by Tom Uncle, and Forgiato Blow came out just a couple days ago.
It's doing okay.
It's got 2.8k.
I can't believe the other only has 5.9k.
Yeah.
Well, that's funny.
Yeah, three weeks.
46k with the I Am Charlie song.
Yeah, this is Tom Uncle.
gonna get that right all right so we got we got what we We got a hook.
Is what we got?
First of all, Kind of a fire hook.
Look at the layout of the shelf behind this guy.
It needs more light.
You know.
It's like a storage shelf.
Well, that is true.
The the one with the BUD Light thing.
It's got cleaning supplies.
This is distracted by yeah well yeah, but there's also open cardboard boxes.
Yeah, it seems like this might be a close location but um yeah, you know, remove the the discussion about culture and how George Floyd isn't a hero.
I think we got ourselves a banger right.
If you remove all, start it, start it over, start it over.
Yeah, remove everything that we've heard so far.
Forge was a pig.
Listen to this.
It's fire got you in a chokehold.
Say it loud, George Floyd wasn't no hero.
Coach, got you in a chokehold.
right like that's not bad this is like this I mean we've got ourselves we've got ourselves a Kanye West HH type situation where you go oh no we got a an earworm and it might die in my brain like I'm RFK and that's not what anyone wants right all right so no man hate it well I know you guys hate it and listen I do too Oh coach, I got you in a choke hold me bro.
Say it loud George Floyd wasn't no hero coach I got you in a choke hold me bro.
Say it loud George Floyd.
So is he going to put his He's gonna put his knee on this guy's neck.
Yeah, he's gonna kill Tom Uncle.
So we're doing double stereotypes.
Forgiator Blow is dressed up like a pig eating donuts and uh, Tom Uncle's got himself a cult 45 huh, and he's?
He's a lead.
Wasn't it a 40 Of Old E?
Is that what I saw?
No, I think it was.
I think it was a cult 45 there.
See, it is right.
Yeah, and he's heading towards the exit.
We've got ourselves a story as old as time for racists.
This is cool.
Yeah.
What?
He paid for that, Forge.
I don't think he did.
We watched him.
Well, he walked past the...
Look, he's turning around.
Oh, he's turning around from the thing.
Choke-cold, he bro.
Say it loud, Joyce Lord.
Wasn't no hero.
Coach, got you with a choke-cold, he bro.
Say it loud, Joyce Lord wasn't no hero.
it seems like it seems like he there's no evidence yeah we don't know he paid but yeah we don't there's no evidence he turned his back on the register that was symbolic uh is that a oh i don't pay for this it's a walk away something about currency in our current climate i don't know my wrist can't change my mind tea on my neck still got a spine every gets fine fred trick he paid he paid right here
a memory of a time he wants maybe he's putting the beer on ebt and that's the problem don't get me started with that but you rather see me dead in the pen yeah sorry buddy i ain't buying it like you do a fake money yeah yeah yeah cool story buddy man i can't breathe maybe stop doing drugs I love that they're doing the storytelling thing, like the back and forth, like yeah, they are like the musical, it's like.
It's like when it's a lyric, when Eminem and Dr. Dre are going back on the next episode right, like this is kind of exciting.
Or the classic, the go with him, Haley.
Yeah, it's Dido and him.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, all right, this sucks.
It is like it's.
It's like I don't even know how to like make the.
I like the commentary is like, there, it does.
There doesn't need to be commentary on this.
Well, they're, they're telling like yeah, I'd never read anything, I never looked at anything before.
I don't, I don't know, I can't even breathe right, I can't breathe right now.
Can you hear my voice?
My nose is so clogged right now.
Huh like, out of nowhere, it just like got stuffy.
Are you sick?
I don't know man, that's all this winning we've been doing today.
I'm sick of winning bro yeah, all right.
So he's got a sign that says uh, black lives matter.
And then back the blue.
Yeah, why is 4g Auto's been touching his head a lot, I don't know.
Yeah well, just go back and look at him.
Struggle to get a man who's handcuffed down off the car.
Yeah, you're not supposed to touch a black man's hair.
Man, everyone knows that.
Yeah, all right.
So I know that I am usually guilty of saying that's a, that's a heck of a hook, but I do have to.
I just want to point out, like at least Tom Uncle's like cadence, his delivery is different than traditional.
Like mega rap right, like there's something about that, something to say.
For that, no credit.
But Jared is the toughest customer.
Jared's the toughest customer.
I don't I.
I like i'm just you're.
You're saying that he's doing something different, but like i'm listening to him talk and it is it's, It's the most.
Go ahead.
Yeah, what's up?
I'm just seeing this corner that Luke Beasley and 4G Auto Blow had a conversation.
Two years ago, yeah, I see that.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Continue.
Sorry.
I just got excited.
I mean, like, I don't know.
I'm like listening to this guy use words and he sounds like a fucking idiot.
Like, it just is like.
He's saying words, right?
The words.
But the words that he, yes, he's using words, but like the words that he's using are about as deep as a fucking like kiddie pool.
So I'm not talking about lyrical content.
I'm talking about flow.
Like how much dot dot dot.
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
But it's like a kazoo would be impressive.
It's yeah, I guess.
There's just nothing to it.
It's like you're not, there's like no wordplay.
There's no like, yeah.
There's not like there's nothing to what he's doing.
So even if he's saying something in like a different kid, pop, peep, pop, pop, pop, peep.
It's like a real, like, who gives a shit?
He's just like, he's making noises.
It's Google Gaga shit.
It's like a baby's creative.
That is true.
And that just shows you where my bar is, right?
Like.
Yep.
Yeah, I guess.
I just can't like.
I want to be clear.
We are not supporting what he is saying.
We are not supporting what he is saying at all.
Well, everyone knows that.
Well, yeah, no, I know, but I'm just saying it's like, there's the bar for me is, I guess, like trying something interesting and what they're doing in interesting.
Completely void of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just, there's just nothing here again.
Here we go.
Wouldn't give it up.
George Floyd was tweaked.
We are not the same.
I don't cause problems.
I'm a black queen, George Floyd.
Shut up, George.
Better stop causing trouble.
Get my name right.
Call me Tom, Uncle Coach.
Finna troll all these trolls ride babies living like we're stealing Jim Crow.
Oh, yo, a real hero.
Don't try to be one of real heroes of father.
I wish when they pulled him up.
I mean, he is doing that.
It is less effective as it's, it's not, it's nothing.
He isn't doing anything.
I was hoping that they did like the follow camera as they pulled him up.
I thought that'd be kind of cool, right?
Oh, like the head slamming up and slamming down kind of thing.
But when they slam him down, they flip the camera.
You know what I mean?
Like he's going to the upside down.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I want a body-mounted camera to follow him on the way down and up.
Wasn't no hero.
Coacher got you in a chokehold negro.
Say it loud, George Floyd wasn't no hero.
Coacher got you in a chokehold negro.
I mean, this is like five years to leave.
Five and a half years.
So this is the last time we're going to see this guy.
he's exactly exactly right Josie Scott All right.
Much better here.
and they said a hero could save us Kroger looks great like he's got a He's got a lost hit.
I'm not going to stand here.
You know what?
You want to know how much Josie Scott got paid for this?
$18.95.
$8,000.
$8,000.
Yeah.
Got one number, right?
Kroger told him that he would give him $40,000 for it and then backtracked on it.
And then it became a fucking smash hit, clearly.
That's wild.
Speaking of wild, I love that I could just say that and then look at my docket without even knowing what I was going to do.
I thought this was...
Can we...
Yeah, what?
What's up?
I just Mayor of Megaville and two more.
No, I don't.
I want to see Mayor of Megaville and two more is who posted this video.
I want to see two more.
I want to explore Tom.
Stitches.
Wait, what?
The fuck?
Wait, why did Stitches and Trump Latinos?
Because I bet Forge is controlling Stitches again.
What the hell?
Really?
Who Stitches?
Stitches is like one of Jared's old school guys, right?
Yeah, yeah.
When they crossed over, I was like screaming.
I was like, Yeah.
it's like the thing that made the most sense yeah three weeks ago they had a stitches is in the fbu That's crazy.
Rappers talk shit.
These pussies ain't getting shots.
We're banned all these whips without these guns.
Remember, we watched Stitches twice.
The first time we watched the very first video he put out that was like a brick in your face was his first track.
And then we saw him on an inside edition where he like maybe shot some.
He shot a pistol maybe inside of like a loan office or something like that.
It was holding people hostage or something.
Yeah, he got in trouble.
That's so funny.
Wow.
Rapper Nona Stitches arrested in Bay Harbor Islands on drug and weapons charges.
And this was back in 2022.
So it has been a little bit.
But yeah.
That was the last time we've seen him.
South Florida rapper Stitches, 27 years old, bonded out of jail back then.
He just hit his dirty 30s, folks.
He had cocaine on him and got missed.
That's crazy.
He looks so old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
He looks like Haystack.
He does look like Haystack a little bit.
Oh, man.
Haystack's on.
So we're not going to talk about Haystack.
In fact, we're going to talk about the opposite of what we've been doing here.
Ugly, ugly men, two very, very beautiful women.
Do you guys know Sidney Sweeney?
Yeah, I've heard of her.
The one with the good genes.
And we've talked about that.
We talked, I think, off-mic about this, man.
Kind of not heated in a negative way, but like a nice conversation about energetic conversation.
Yeah, because I was giving her a lot of slack and being like, hey, you know, sometimes it is just a gene commercial.
And then from watching this latest interview that she had for GQ that came out today, I just want to get your read on this because it is interesting.
Dropping it here and clicking play.
Is there something that you want to say about the ad itself?
The Sidney Sweeney has great genes.
Do you have the ad spoke for itself?
You think the ad spoke for itself.
Okay.
And the criticism of the content, which was basically that maybe specifically in this political climate, like white people shouldn't joke about genetic superiority.
Like that was kind of like the criticism, broadly speaking.
And since you are talking about this, I just wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about that specifically.
I think that when I have an issue that I want to speak about, people will hear.
We should talk about Cassie.
Okay.
So.
Sounds like she does not want to talk about that at all.
Yeah, but I'm like really unimpressed with that answer, right?
Of course.
Not that that feeling didn't.
I don't have that feeling, but I wasn't there.
Found there's one other part of this, but yeah, tell me what your general feelings are surrounding that.
That's just avoiding the answer to the question.
Well, I mean, Jared thinks that she's a Nazi, and I kind of, I mean, maybe not literally, but like she's no, but I think that she's, I, she, she, you, you, you don't fucking put that commercial out and not realize like what the tone is.
The world you live in, like, sure, you can say the F-slur all you want now, but there are still, like, you know, there are still otherwise consequences to doing dumb shit, tone-deaf shit that like somebody in her position should obviously know better.
Um, and because she should have a team out there, PR team, that's saying, like, hey, that's um, that's just gonna cause like a bunch of smoke for you.
Like, as a Trump voter, this is going to make you look like a fucking moron to you know, more than 50% of the fucking country because it's just tone deaf as fuck.
Well, are you that person?
You are that person, okay?
Let's hear if she is actually just a sec.
We're sort of talking around this American Eagle ad right now, and maybe we should just talk about it.
So, were you surprised by the reaction?
I did a gene ad.
I mean, the reaction definitely was a surprise, but it was.
I love jeans.
All I wear are jeans.
I'm literally in jeans and a t-shirt, like every day of my life.
Jeans are uncontroversial, jeans are awesome.
I like your jeans.
You look great in your jeans.
Bad journalism, right?
Like, yeah, I don't know what this is supposed to be trying to show me right now, other than the fact that it's like, I think you are doing a bad job avoiding the question.
Yeah, not really.
I think you're doing very well.
No, you're bringing actually more attention to it.
Yeah, like by being just like the most obtuse about jeans you could be.
Like, the problem was even.
I only wear jeans.
So I love jeans.
So I really love jeans.
So I'm a huge jean guy.
Clearly, I guess I love jeans.
Okay, her answer was, you know, she said, was that a real sorry?
Was the reaction shocking to you?
And she said, I like jeans.
Well, I think she goes on here real quick.
I think I know how you're going to answer this, but I'm going to ask anyway.
I mean, the president tweeted about the jeans ad or Truth Social about the jeans ad.
And that just seems to me like a very crazy moment for anyone.
And I wondered what that was like.
It was surreal.
It was surreal.
And everything is hard.
It would be totally human.
I would probably feel like thankful that somebody had my back in public, you know, and conveniently some very powerful people had my back in public.
And I wondered if you felt that way.
What do you think?
She's really going to think hard about what she says next, right?
She loves that she loves jeans.
Her okay, the PR person said, like, here's how you're going to redirect it every single time.
Now she's in the math meme equation.
Yeah, we can overlay that for sure right now.
Yeah.
And so she's glazed over and she's like, here are two things that she said.
And Like, how can I redirect this into one of the talking trees that I've got set up here?
I mean, like, yeah.
Look at that.
Look at that face she's making.
It's pretty much the same face.
I'm going to, we should make that meme, actually, because this did drop today.
I actually don't know what the, I don't know what the response has been to this.
And this only has 13,000 views right now.
So I could be doing some fun right here.
Yeah.
I mean, I was just she, she, bless her heart.
She is processing what is being said to her.
And she is going to figure out a way to say the same sentence in a different structure.
That's my guess.
She'll just say, the president truth me.
Just repeat what the interviewer said.
He, social truth, president.
Jeans.
I think she's going to go, I don't think that.
Dude, you fucking say that.
How did you do that?
That's why you got it.
You have the transcript visible for you.
Oh, I see what you got there.
Yeah.
I don't think, I don't think that it's not that that feeling didn't.
I didn't have that feeling, but I wasn't thinking of it like that or like of any of it.
I kind of just put my phone away.
I was filming every day.
I'm filming euphoria.
So I'm working like 16-hour days.
And I'm pulling these puppies back out again.
Do you want to talk about that?
I work and then I go home and I go to sleep.
So I don't really.
I don't really see a lot.
She is so proud of herself.
Like there's something.
Jared, you know, I basically went to bat for Sydney Sweeney like a month ago.
Like saying like, oh, she's, I mean, she is just a fucking hot dumb girl.
Like, but no, this is like insane behavior to do.
Yeah, she's just like legit dumb.
Interpreted as offensive and to be so like.
She's like rubbing it in my fucking face too.
Cause she's like, oh, I've not really been on my phone.
Yeah.
Because Jared's having a tough phone day.
So he sees these.
He's going to fucking make me fucking go off the fucking shit.
I'm kind of pissed about it.
I wish I would have heard what happened with Jared's phone.
He just hates his phone.
It's iOS 26, isn't it?
iOS 26 is a nightmare.
Dennis, I put Windows 11 on the PC and it like it got so confused about what everything was when I turned on the my audio source so I could speak to y'all.
It sent it through the wrong channel.
It was like labeling things incorrectly.
It's like I went through all of the things and like labeled them so it would know what it is and it reverted all of them back to the default when I turned the fucking vault on.
And so I was like, this is a nightmare.
I'm screaming and I'm like resetting my computer and I'm like, why is this always happening every time I'm updating something with technology?
It just forgets that I'm a person.
It uses it.
And then he starts talking about all these other like existential kind of problems.
Yeah, just things that are just transgressing me.
My phone, I'm on it all the time.
I hate looking at it.
It was really good.
I had a good rant for a second.
And I just let you cook.
You know, I was like, I was like, Byron's like, we're live right now.
And I was like, there's no fucking way we're live right now.
And I just kept going.
And then he's like, okay.
And then you notice something on the chat.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and I wasn't wearing a shirt.
I was eating tacos.
I wasn't wearing a shirt.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
We're done with Sidney.
We're done with Sid.
All right.
She's on my shit list, though.
I mean, this is just such like a, this is not how you respond to this.
Unless you like knew it was going to cost shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just like, this is like just saying that straight up, like, I vote for fascism.
I vote with my dollar, my dollar.
I can stretch it the furthest that I want if I take these insane ads that say insane things that make people, you know, it's controversial, so people are going to talk about it.
I know all of this stuff, but I'm not going to address any of that because I like jeans.
I like jeans.
I just like jeans.
It's a very like turtles.
Oh, shoot, guys.
I know.
I thought the same thing.
It is basically I like turtles with the math girl.
So we, oh, this just in breaking from the White House regarding the quick word, I think, from, I guess, having to do with the death of Lord Trump about the death of Dick Cheney here, you know, tragic loss.
Well, I thought it was going to be a Mom Donnie conversation.
We'll check in on that in a second.
Congratulations.
But the huge loss, national loss of a war criminal, Dick Cheney, he's deceased now.
See what the White House has to say about it.
Nancy Crotus joins us from the White House with perhaps some reaction from there.
Nancy, we've been discussing the division between the Cheney, Cheney himself, the Cheney family, and Donald Trump himself and noted how far apart they have been.
What reaction are we seeing from Washington right now?
No reaction from the White House.
Okay.
So White House does not care that Dick Cheney is dead.
What are we going to say?
Yeah, no comment from Trump.
I like, this is what I like Trump, is when he doesn't do a comment on Dick Cheney dying.
I mean, yeah.
He's like very funny to me.
You know what I mean?
It's like middle class.
Every president would just be like, oh, you know, Dick Cheney, he was a real son of a gun that dick, but, you know, a real American hero.
And Trump just doesn't say anything.
And it's the funniest fucking thing in the world because it's like, we live in a society of tradition.
And he's like, no.
Are we?
Do you think half-staff or not?
Like, are we going to get half-staff for Dick Cheney?
I think he's going to go.
I'd love that he's going to say it's for America because Mom Donnie got elected.
Oh, yeah.
That's actually a good twist.
Yeah.
Let's see what he did say.
Just yet, Errol.
The flags have not been lowered to half-staff.
We anticipate we'll get some kind of statement as the morning goes on.
But President Trump has a tendency to be reluctant to honor people in death who criticized him in life.
And so we'll see how he handles this passing of someone who described him as one of the greatest threats to the Republic, accused him of trying to steal an election, and described him as a coward.
Okay.
Well, I mean, which guy?
You said who?
You know what I mean?
It's a couple cowards, honestly.
So it does seem like he hasn't.
I mean, we'll scroll through truth, of course.
Pass voter reform, voter ID, no mail in ballots, save our Supreme Court from packing no two-state edition.
What is that?
There's supposed to be an executive order about mail-in ballots coming out very soon, according to Caroline Levitt.
I don't know.
And we're still talking about getting rid of the filibuster here.
Yeah, well, so I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, Donald Trump said to get rid of the filibuster, and Mike Johnson said no.
So, you know, Mike Johnson said we're not doing that?
Yeah.
Huh.
Do you think he asked all of his buddies on Coveted Eyes first?
Like, what do you think about getting rid of the filibuster?
And they said, well, first he said, see what I thought.
Johnny, bust gets immediately blacked out anytime on coveted eyes because it's too triggering of a term.
I'm about to.
What is that?
Filibust?
Filibuster.
All right.
Here.
Republicans terminate the filibuster again, just 20 minutes later.
Get back to passing legislation and voter reform.
President DJT.
And then an ad about a little girl feeding a puppy golden retriever here.
That's kind of cool.
An hour ago, this is what we were reading not too long ago about 60 minutes being the highest rated one in years.
And then a bunch of fentanyl bills, I think.
That's Donald Trump and a bunch of narratives.
Viagra, yes.
Wow.
Okay.
Trump wasn't on the ballot.
We talked about this.
There were reasons that Republicans lost, and that's why, according to pollsters.
I think it's telling us a story through the pictures.
So he's admitting that the shutdown caused the Republicans to lose the election.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's saying that the Democrats did it.
Well, then why did you lose?
The American people don't agree with that assessment, Mr. Donald Trump.
Well, you guys are talking like a couple of folks who need to go to MySafe Space, which is a place for them.
Which is enough.
This is a cool website, dude.
This is definitely relevant.
Well, and it's actually a special site on whitehouse.gov, MySafeSpace.
It's made to look like a MySpace page, but this is Democrats' profile.
Shut it down.
With a sombrero in the back, and I still don't understand what that means.
Because, see, like, what I remember is, like, they keep putting it on Hakeem Jeffries, but if you remember, Donald Trump was the taco.
Yeah, that is true.
He does love tacos.
And honestly, no, no, no, no.
They're calling him taco.
Yeah, Trump always chickens out.
Yes.
And he is taco.
It's interesting, though.
They're saying taco bowl because Hakeem Jeffries doesn't want to, I don't know, make, I guess, a laugh.
I think Hakeem is a Spanish name.
Is that what it is?
I think it's just because they support undocumented immigrants not dying in the street, right?
Like, I think that might be.
I thought it was that they support Jared eating Taco Tuesday and yelling.
Do you guys remember when Donald Trump ate a taco salad on Air Force One to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
remember that yeah you thought was i well i thought it was it on Yeah, it was on the plane, but he was saying that Trump Tower has the best taco salad bowl in New York City.
And it did not look very good.
It looked very big.
That's so funny.
It's like shredded, like shreddy lettuce.
There's like no greens on this thing.
This is crazy.
All water crunch.
It's like the whitest white guy.
Are you pulling up a picture for me, Lord?
Yeah, yeah.
And it wasn't on Air Force One.
It does appear to be in Trump Tower, but it's all...
Look at those cheeks on this man.
It's almost like they made a shell out of gordita, which is kind of cool.
Yeah.
Really thick.
They fried that thing.
Oh, wait.
People can't see it.
They can just see his grinning face.
That's fine.
Drag that up.
That's the best part.
Yeah, he's doing a thumbs up, of course.
Oh, David is in the chat.
A little Dallip.
What up, David?
David.
What up, David?
Yeah.
This is bonkers.
I also love how it's plated with it's the taco bowl in the square plate on the other square plate.
Well, and it was also sitting on top of what appeared to be a circle and a rectangle in a, I'm sorry, a circle and a square and a rectangle.
So serve to the president.
Can you tell me about the mood of the Democrats?
Well, I know what their heroes are.
They're feeling different.
Their heroes are anyone who identifies.
Oh, okay.
I couldn't see it.
With middle finger emoji, true emoji.
Yes, very cool.
And we got their voting record, videos, and pics.
I think Lincoln Park should probably do some super top eight.
What is this?
What I've done?
They linked to the actual Lincoln Park music video.
All right.
This isn't even like a popular one.
This is like an unpopular one.
That's a very...
Mike freaking Chinout is playing guitar on this one.
It's a very meme-y right now.
It's like a TikTok trend.
What are those Mesa Boogie or triple recs on top of bass cabs?
I don't know why.
They look like base cabs.
They're not.
They're not.
Well, they're at least four to five.
We don't need to criticize Lincoln Park.
Lincoln Park's doing fine.
Yeah.
I'm amazed it just linked to the actual video of it.
I miss Chester.
We all miss Chester.
All right.
Shut It Down by Pitbull Acon.
Shut It Down by Drake.
Money, Money, Money by ABBA.
Money for Nothing by Dire Straits.
These are all musical interests by Hakeem.
Stay Woke by Meek Mill featuring Miguel.
Ultimate Mariachi Music playlist for a fiesta.
All right.
Huh.
Wow.
Why Ghostbusters?
Oh, Ghostbuster 2016 because it's a woke movie.
The lady Ghostbusters.
Yes.
And then Leslie Jones.
Snow White because it's zigzagging.
Wait, was it Black Snow White or was it Rachel?
I don't know.
Black Mermaid, I think.
Black Little Mermaid.
What did I call it?
I think I took it.
The Black Little Mermaid.
It's the matter-of-fact nature of me saying the Black Little Mermaid, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the name of the movie.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, and in the top eight, Joe Biden with an auto-pin picture, Fenty Girl, and I don't know if that's a meme.
I don't know who that is.
Antifa, George Soros, Chucky Chumer, looking at really Chucky, which is kind of interesting because we all know that's not Chucky's name, right?
Tampon Tam and Maryland Dad.
Oh, that's our boy, our Garcia.
Yeah, it's Kilmar Barbara Garcia.
Charles Lee Ray is Chucky, remember?
He is your friend.
Yeah, he's a pedophile, wasn't he?
No, he was just a criminal.
remember he got married to uh to uh tiff to tiffany valentine yeah but didn't the person who played chucky like the like the guy in the costume didn't he get like wait what I don't know.
He was kiddling?
No, I think he's not.
Yeah, I think we actually covered it on the show not that long ago.
No, you're talking about the guy from Chinese.
Because the guy died, right?
No, I thought you were talking about Victor Salva from Jeepers Creepers.
And we are going to talk about that.
No, no, no.
We are going to talk about horror films in a minute, so you might want to save some of it.
But no, the guy from Chucky.
The guy from Chucky did that?
Yeah.
Huh.
Interesting.
Wow.
So that's this cool website.
And also, I found this kind of interesting.
He died in May.
He was a pervert, huh?
I think he was a bit of a perv, yeah.
Wow.
The whitehouse.gov website is just like actually fucking crazy.
I don't think we've officially talked about America 250, the story of America, which I think.
Oh, yeah, the timeline.
Yeah, I don't know if we've actually done that.
Maybe.
Is this it here?
Oh, yeah, the timeline, yeah.
Intolerable X, Lexington.
These are all cool stuff.
Ratifying the Constitution.
It looks so good so far.
I'm proud of it.
This isn't America 250.
We're talking about the...
Is it just the gallery?
Hmm.
I don't remember.
I don't remember, but I was.
I thought it was in that type of carousel thing that you were clicking through.
Yeah, it might have been.
But what I did find is I found at some points, I'm going to follow up on the company that they're using to make these rapid, kind of slick-looking websites.
You know, actually, I'll tell you how I got there.
It was from the MySafe Space website.
And I went up to, where was it?
Trump RX, which we did talk a little bit about.
And this is an official website for the United States government.
Apparently, Trump is going to lower the prices based on an executive order that he signed in September.
But then I saw here, designed in DC by the National Design Studio, which I thought was really interesting.
People can't see the full context of the page that we're looking at, so it looks kind of boring.
But their mission is modernizing the interfaces that serve everyday citizens.
They even have like an X, the Everything app website with 10 posts and 8,000 followers.
But they're seeking hardcore engineers and designers to fix the most broken user experiences on earth.
So, I mean, something to keep our eyes on here.
Like, this is the new propaganda wing of the White House, really.
Like, they are using.
I think it's probably been around for a while, but it's definitely making propaganda now.
You think that ND Studio, which appears introducing ND Studio to here, is in August, it seems.
Edward Constantine.
Corstine?
Sorry.
Constantine.
Corstine.
It's Big Balls.
It's Big Balls.
Oh, my God.
Is Big Balls really making this?
Big Balls is behind the whole thing?
God damn it.
We got to the bottom of something, boys.
Real quick, did you look at the nicknames for the Democrats here?
Is he behind Grackapedia, too?
I didn't write Grackapedia as a subject for today.
I don't think so.
Oh, my God.
What were you saying, Dennis?
I'm just saying that the nicknames for the Democrats on here I think are important.
We've got Sombrero Guy.
Wait, where are you?
Timu Obama.
You want me back on my phone here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've got Timu Obama.
We have Dollar Store Obama and Chuck E. Cheese Obama.
Huh.
We just really.
We just put Obama everywhere.
We're just not big fans of Obama, I guess.
All right.
So, I mean, that's how that whole situation's looking, right?
The shutdown.
We've got a timer here.
How many days have we been shut down now?
Oh, no.
Byron, have you seen the Trump gold card?
probably it's been it's the same website but it's the you can apply for a five million dollar contribution to live here Oh, yeah.
You're familiar with this?
Yeah, this is, this is.
I am, I just.
I haven't actually seen this website.
Well, this isn't a real thing.
There's no way that they have this actual thing here, right?
It's a thing, man.
It's a joke.
This is like Trump phone.
We're never going to get the Trump phone.
Have you seen the Trump phone?
Trump Mobile?
No.
You didn't know about it.
Trump Mobile.
This is awesome.
You're going to love this, Dennis.
Oh, I do recall this.
Yeah, I was bringing my phone.
For $47.45 a month, of course, not $45.47.
Interesting that they're that.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get a couple extra bucks.
Honestly, because it's like, what's now?
But in a few years, it's going to be 48, 47, 45.
That's so annoying.
God.
So you can bring your own phone, of course, but you can also take it.
We will take it from you.
Yeah, we'll take your phone.
Well, they're supposed to give us this other phone, this one right here, the T1.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Which is like a kind of just a re-skinned looking iPhone here.
They put a button like in the screen.
They went back to buttons.
They went back to buttons.
It's just a cutout in the middle of the game.
What is the plan here?
What's the 47 plan?
And it has telehealth?
What is telehealth?
Oh, that's the big.
You forgot about this.
This is the big selling point is that they have free telehealth as part of the plan.
So you can get iformectin anytime you want.
Hey, I got an ear infection again from using this phone.
Oh, God.
Oh, David, I think you're right in the chat.
Yeah, what did David say?
He said made in China.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's actually, it's a re-skinned.
I can't remember.
Someone did a breakdown of it, but it's basically a Chinese phone that runs whatever the Samsung.
No, it's not a Huawei, but it runs whatever.
Samsung.
Samsung.
Yeah, it's a knockoff Samsung.
What is 5G compared to 4G LTE?
I'd love to know this in 2025.
Yeah, we don't need to know about that.
4G Auto G there.
4G Auto Blow.
They're just trying to.
$100 deposit.
So this is what it is right here.
It's a Samsung 24.
Wait, they'll tell us here.
It isn't just another smartphone.
It's a bold step forward towards wireless independence.
Designed with American values in mind.
I love that.
They can't say it's made in America, but it was designed with American values in mind.
We thought about America while making this phone.
Look at this.
It's an American proud design.
And we had other people make it from other countries, of course, because we don't like American manufacturing.
It's a T1 Phone 8002.
Honestly, what matters most is American design and ideas, not the manufacturing, you know, right?
Dude, what are our options?
Okay, so we have a 256 gig.
Well, this is the gold version, and I think there's a silver version, or there was supposed to be.
Is there a silver?
I actually don't.
Can we call that number?
Can we call the number down there?
Can we call it?
Call 888.
6745 on speaker.
Calling now on Speaker.
Well, how about that?
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