Louder Than Crowder - EPISODE 65: CAMPUS BOYS (JULY 30TH, 2007)

June 5, 2025 - Louder Than Crowder

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EPISODE 65: CAMPUS BOYS (JULY 30TH, 2007)

Well...Steven and the gang are still being aggressively bigoted, so we decided to explore the pilot episode of a different show... Can you hear the roots of where we are now? Like what we're doing? Want MORE for FREE? Join the Shrug Club at http://patreon.com/shrugclub Email: louderthancrowder@gmail.com Twitter/X: @thancrowder Music by DJ Danarchy

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	Will you go wild for Dr. Pepper?
	Welcome to Louder Than Crowder, a podcast about the podcast louder with Crowder.
	My name's Byron.
	In front of me, it's D. I'm here.
	What up?
	All right.
	And in occupied Texas, the Lone Star State, that's just one boys and girls I don't know why I said it like that.
	It's Jared.
	Thank you.
	Yes, hello.
	And thank you to whomever's Thai tea and tofu curry that was delivered to my apartment and into my mouth.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	You got a mystery DoorDash?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, big time.
	I ordered some wings, actually.
	I was excited for some wings.
	And now I'm eating tofu curry and vegetables.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	My stomach thanks you.
	That's great.
	That means someone else got your wings, which is kind of...
	Have I told the story about the DoorDash at my...
	Okay.
	my wife ordered DoorDash from a different place and the Dasher brought her DoorDash from her own food Yeah, because she owns a food truck.
	Yeah, and she's like, what the fuck is this being dropped off?
	She saw our bag and her heart sank because she did not want to eat our food.
	Tired of that meal, for sure.
	Jared, how are you doing?
	You were on vacation and you've returned home to Texas and you're coughing now, too.
	You're getting wrong food and you have an allergy to the air.
	It's not actually Jared.
	Yes, actually, it's me, Elon Musk.
	And, well, really, you all have just had a hard time breathing all of the industry that I've brought into your city.
	And you must have a joke on yourself because you really could stand to, how do you say, Well, I'm just going to hand the microphone back to Jared, you worms.
	Thanks so much, Mr. Musk.
	Honestly, he's right, though.
	Comedy's legal.
	Yeah, I'm thankful comedy's legal again.
	All right, well, speaking of Texas, there's a city in the heart of the state, hill country, originally known as Waterloo, before it was shifted to the surname of someone considered the father Nope.
	The father of Texas called this for having led the first 300 Anglo-American families, the old 300, to the region in the 1820s.
	Is that better than the remake 300?
	The film?
	No, no, no.
	This is a bunch of white people and they're slaves.
	Okay.
	Slaves weren't part of the 300.
	He brought slavery, fought tooth and nail for its preservation, bypassing Mexican laws, intending to restrict and abolish the institution.
	He spread rumors of indigenous tribes, falsely depicting them as violent, even cannibalistic, promoting attacks and policies that led to the displacement and near extinction of the Karankawa tribe.
	This is a cool show so far.
	Yeah, a man of loopholes, of extreme prejudice.
	A man also named Stephen.
	Whoa!
	Stephen F. Austin.
	Whoa!
	Stone Cold, baby!
	Hell yeah.
	This is not Stone Cold, Stephen.
	He's not smashing beers on his skull.
	This guy, though.
	Because Stephen F. Austin died of a cold in 1836.
	Couldn't have happened to a better guy, it sounds like.
	Yeah.
	So Austin, Texas, the live music capital of the world, well over 100 live music venues throughout the city and established festivals like Austin City Limits and South by Southwest, which, of course, we did cover Stephen's unwanted attendance in 2017 as he...
	Yep, sure is.
	I'm telling you a story of...
	You live in Austin?
	No.
	Panapana
	They removed their banner from in front of where he was sitting because they didn't want to advertise that he was.
	Crashed a bunch of feminist panels.
	We talked about that before barging into one featuring Cenk Uygur from the Young Turks dressed as Cenk.
	And that was all that Stephen had.
	But Stephen never ambushes anybody.
	Hmm.
	Interesting.
	I heard that he's very on the up and up about ambushes.
	Thinking about plans, Stephen just showed up dressed as a guy and goes, Oh!
	And then he gets mad at Sam Cedar and Ethan Klein's, like, elaborate plot to trick him?
	Hmm.
	interesting but yeah 10 years prior to this embarrassing childhood attempt at embarrassments There's one more thing about Stephen F. Austin that I want to talk about, a cool part about him.
	And we'll get to that.
	Is it the beer smash thing?
	No.
	The time before aluminum cans would be my guess.
	They were probably too thick that they would have cut the scalp back then.
	I'll get into it after we take a second to thank some folks for supporting us over at shrug dot club.
	Hello, shrug nation.
	You've entered the shrug situation.
	Shrug nation.
	You're adding to it.
	Very cool.
	It's the home of all things.
	Too hot for the RSS feed.
	Double salutes.
	Get them up, folks.
	Both.
	Let's see those hands up.
	Put them to your forehead.
	One for your God and one for your pride.
	That's right.
	Shelf Club exclusives.
	Pick some Josh's belly.
	Hey, all for free.
	always will be.
	But there are some folks who choose to give us...
	Hot, wet money?
	No, that sucks.
	And we really appreciate them.
	This person, Paul S. Paul, thank you so much.
	I appreciate you.
	Pauly, what a nice guy.
	It's Pauly Shore, of course.
	Oh, nice.
	Buddy!
	You piece of shit!
	It's the Weetzel!
	Yeah, I was like, what is he saying, buddy?
	He's policing the Jews.
	And also, Kitty Brain Vomit.
	Nice.
	That's so familiar to me.
	Thank you so much.
	Kitty Brain Vomit all over.
	Thank you!
	What a piece of shit.
	wonderful work.
	If you like what we're doing, want to help to support us financially, you can Yeah, I mean, I'm hoping that we get to the point where I can quit my job.
	We're close, right?
	Yeah, we...
	Well...
	I don't ever want to discourage you.
	Well, the thing is, I mean, you just got to take the leap of faith.
	I'm going to quit my job.
	I don't know if you should do that, man.
	I think it seems like a bad idea.
	I mean, if more people go over to shrug.club, join shrug nation, become shrug clubbers as well as, piece of shit.
	Is...
	Pieces of shit.
	It's like Attorney General.
	Yes.
	That's correct.
	Piece of shit.
	Maybe Dennis can quit his job.
	That'd be wonderful.
	Thanks, guys.
	Where was I?
	Oh, yeah.
	The cool thing about the racist guy, he legitimately attended Transylvania.
	Whoa, spooky.
	What the fuck?
	Well, it's a private university in Lexington, Kentucky, if you can believe it.
	Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
	Really?
	I was unaware of this place.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Okay.
	He could be on that Vince tip.
	Cue the music.
	The Vince Show.
	Hey guys, it's me.
	I'm Vince.
	I named the show after my friends.
	Dad, whose name is also Vince.
	Okay, he really likes his dad's friend.
	The normal music is we play the kind of traditional vampire organ over the top.
	I thought you were going to play something about the Vince.
	You can mix them together.
	Dennis has been doing mashups over here on the fly, so I think we could probably figure this one out.
	That's true, yes.
	Speaking of universities, though, 10 years before the panel crash at South by Southwest and a little more than 2 miles north on I-35.
	So what's the math on that?
	10 years before 2017?
	2007.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I'd like to credit you, Dennis, for this discovery, actually.
	With a surprising 1.7K subscribers, a YouTube channel...
	Campus Boys?
	Yes.
	Is it currently 1.7 or was it at the time this video came out?
	Currently is.
	Okay.
	Yes, yes.
	1.7 is a lot.
	It's more than we have.
	It's not bad.
	Come on.
	Why do you keep trying to...
	I didn't mean to do that at all.
	1.7 is so few.
	We have way more.
	It's not true, though.
	You don't need to lie to me.
	Social link, myspace.com slash campusboys.
	Nice.
	I love myspace.
	The motto, play hard, study later.
	Cool.
	Hey, you guys want to come over to my place and play some Smash Bros Melee?
	Well, I'm too busy praying, and Bowser is a demon.
	Yeah, that's too scary, for sure.
	Eleven videos were uploaded, but don't get too excited.
	Ten are a guy building a model house with little tools.
	That sounds sick.
	That's kind of fun, yeah.
	That's awesome.
	Is that what we're covering?
	Nope, we're not going to cover a man building Legos.
	You know, a lot of people make model houses.
	Yeah, like a model, right?
	Yeah, but he's using small tools, which is kind of fun.
	Is he like cutting boards and stuff?
	I don't think so.
	Are we okay?
	No, I don't think so.
	I think we're all just kind of having a fever dream.
	Yeah.
	No, and that's not what we're talking about.
	So we're not covering those.
	No, no, no.
	There is one video that we are going to be covering.
	Nice.
	It's titled Campus Boys UT Austin.
	Hell yeah, dude.
	UT Austin.
	Debauchery?
	Drinking?
	Excuse me?
	Campus boys!
	Nearly 140 years ago, the University of Austin at Texas opened with one building, eight not-woke professors, and 221 students.
	Today, UT ranks amongst the top 40 universities in the world.
	That use blatant racism to promote their fraternities.
	Is that what you're going to say?
	No, I did.
	I actually, I'm aware of it.
	I couldn't fit it, surprise, into this weird, twisty story of mine.
	But yeah, 2007, none of that really mattered as an adventure was unfolding.
	So we're going to jump into this video, and it starts with an opening crawl.
	Dennis, do you want to read this?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Is it like Star Wars style?
	Well, I mean, I wouldn't.
	Okay, announcer.
	One semester, four young men gathered in fellowship for a quest.
	They set forth to explore the walls of higher education to gain knowledge and wisdom.
	Soon they had learned many things about college, studying, The four young men returned with wisdom and tools to communicate to the masses.
	The world of higher education.
	This is their story.
	Nice, like Real World.
	Well, yeah, and I should have said that there is pipe organ church music behind that.
	Oh, cool, cool.
	Not Lord of the Rings background music or rock and roll, which also got kind of mixed in there.
	A little bit of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
	Yeah, his theme.
	That was his theme.
	Oh, is that what that was?
	Damn.
	I've never heard it.
	I just know Stone Cold E.T., man.
	That rules.
	Yeah, Stone Cold E.T. rules.
	And then there's an abrupt change to the tone and the music.
	Dead on my head, wasting time on my own.
	Sleep, rescue me.
	Hi, I'm Steven.
	I'm Jordan.
	I'm John.
	And I'm Tim.
	And you're watching Campus Boy.
	You're watching Campus Boy.
	Got that Adam Willard.
	And then drops Angels and Airwaves.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	And of course, that was set to the lead single of Weezer's fourth album, Maladroid, the song Dope Knows.
	Weezer was my first concert ever.
	Oh, yeah.
	With Pete Yorn.
	Hell yeah.
	Pete Yorn did open.
	Yeah.
	Steven obviously likes Weezer, or did back then.
	Probably still does, doesn't admit to it though.
	Remember'cause the opening of his Detroit show Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The old Fun Dep days.
	I thought you were going to say that, like, Rivers, like, called him out in Detroit and was like, that jerk-off Stephen Crowder, get out of my show.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
	I wouldn't be surprised either.
	And then abruptly stopped by the appropriately titled song, The Adventure.
	Yeah.
	By Angels and Airwaves.
	I want to have the same last dream again!
	Great stop.
	Oh yeah.
	I remember we saw them in Cali We saw them?
	Yeah, at that Bamboozle Festival.
	Bamboozle Left, they played that?
	I don't remember that.
	You don't remember it to your core memory?
	Unfortunately.
	No, no.
	We saw Piebald.
	I was way more interested in that.
	Oh, Piebald rips, dude.
	Jordan, Steven, Tim, and a guy named John.
	I love John.
	Do you like John?
	I don't know John.
	I wish I knew John.
	Is he the guy who builds the houses now?
	That's my guess.
	I think so.
	Because of the others, I'm familiar with them.
	It could be Tim the Toolman.
	I don't think it is.
	What if Tim the Toolman has a little tool?
	Let's move forward.
	I do like the association of Tim and his small tools.
	Honestly, he is a small guy.
	There's some pictures in this intro.
	If Stephen is 6 '2", as it says on the internet, I don't know if that's Hollywood height or not, Tim is like 5' max.
	Five feet?
	Yeah, he's a tiny little guy.
	Wow, that is small.
	A short king.
	But yeah, and I guess I'll talk a little bit about that.
	Who is Tim the Tool Man from his current operation?
	Do we think his feet touch when he's behind the computer?
	I think they're probably dangling.
	He started as a video editor at Fox News around the same time, 2007.
	He moved over to the...
	Yeah.
	Okay, that's funny.
	Yeah, moved over to the Blaze as a predator slash shooter there.
	Was that his title?
	That's what his LinkedIn says.
	Why would you put your predator ever on your LinkedIn?
	I think it might be a term in the industry.
	Like an enforcer in hockey?
	I mean, I guess.
	He ended his time over at Blaze as the VP of Content Operations, which is pretty significant, substantial.
	And of course, you remember, Louder Than Crotter was a program on Blaze for a long time until their contract expired.
	Louder Than Crotter was?
	Or were we actually?
	Were we on the Blaze?
	We are on the Blaze.
	That's why I've been hoarding them.
	Glenn Beck comes after us?
	Shit, I didn't know.
	Oh yeah, I keep the money and I just pretend like everything's normal.
	Quit my job.
	Ah, I wouldn't quit it yet.
	But yeah, he left to follow his old friend into independence, starting as the technical operations manager at Lauder with Crowder.
	Then he was director, and now finally he's the director of video production.
	Okay.
	Is that better or worse than director?
	I feel like it's maybe an expansion of titles.
	Fleshed out the rules a little bit more and delegated.
	Okay.
	Either way, that is where he's at.
	I also discovered in his free time he runs a YouTube channel where he posts Minecraft playthroughs overlaid with Bible readings.
	Nice.
	Who doesn't know?
	And he covers all of the passages.
	These are hundreds of videos, all with between two and four views.
	Okay.
	Dedication.
	Why?
	While he's spreading the gospel, clearly.
	Do you think he runs a Sunday school?
	Shows it.
	There'd be more views than that.
	You know, like on TikTok, there's kinetic sand cutting and subway surfers.
	Yeah, where it shows somebody jumping around on something while some guy reads a story.
	Yeah, I think that there's a trend around Minecraft playthrough footage, and he thinks that he can trick children into loving the Lord.
	But he's not doing a good job yet.
	No, it's not successful.
	It's probably all programmatically generated, honestly.
	Yeah.
	Probably feeds an AI.
	Let's listen to the boys for a second, and then we'll return to this cast of characters.
	Hi, welcome to Campus Boys, the only show for college students by college students that features a new campus every week.
	The only show that is for college students by college students?
	That features a different campus every week.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	For college students, by college students, that features a new campus every week.
	Yeah, that's the concept.
	That's awesome.
	So, are we going to cover these weekly?
	Nope, this was the only one they did.
	Oh, okay.
	It turns out it's actually quite expensive and time prohibitive to visit a new campus every week.
	Okay.
	I mean, I bet that this one was probably so good that they probably didn't want to try and And yeah, they got too many offers.
	Too many offers.
	We gotta buy the show!
	So, that is what we're gonna be sitting down to do today.
	We're gonna be breaking down, I guess, this pilot episode of Campus Boys.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	The pilot.
	I'm here for it.
	That rules.
	Yeah, I recognize some of my neighborhood.
	Nice, dude.
	It's going to be a lot of fun for me.
	How has it changed over the years?
	You know, all kinds of questions we'll have later on, I'm sure, regarding maybe Dr. Pepper.
	A lot of Dr. Pepper.
	We got segments I can't wait to talk to you about.
	So this cast of characters have been introduced.
	We did Steven.
	We did Tim.
	John.
	I tried really hard.
	His name is John Goodman.
	Yeah, so, I mean, I'm amazed they got him.
	Either he's a very old and much larger person in this video, or he's just a guy named John Goodman that ended up not really doing anything.
	Except for making tiny houses.
	Yeah, we could say he's the tiny house guy.
	I assume he is.
	John, if you're listening.
	I'd love to hear what your experience was like with this crew of burnt orange-wearing, longhorns-dawned gentlemen.
	Yes.
	Please.
	Please, reach out.
	Message us.
	What's the email?
	GlowtherintheCryer at gmail.com.
	Great.
	Cool.
	Someone was asking how they could get in touch with me other than X, and that's how you do it.
	Yeah.
	Someone reached out.
	They reached out and asked how to reach out?
	Yeah.
	Cool.
	At the beginning, they have this kind of title screen that felt like an early 2000s MTV graphic where it's cut out versions of their faces with text sideways on it.
	Like the silhouettes dancing with AirPod strings?
	I mean, the same energy, a little bit different, but yeah.
	AirPod strings?
	I'm old.
	AirPod strings.
	Oh, no, that is bad.
	Wherever you are, John, reach out.
	Reach out, please.
	I'm always tempted to leave Jordan Crowder alone.
	I don't know if I've said that.
	We've mentioned before.
	Yeah.
	The older brother of Steven, he's currently 39 years old.
	I don't know if he is actively an independent film director.
	That's something that he's done.
	as well as he...
	Not as successful as his brother's show, of course.
	Gentleman Scofflaw podcast.
	And he quit doing it about six months ago.
	They got 77 episodes in.
	They were hitting hundreds.
	Sometimes even thousands.
	Cool.
	And I wish him all the best.
	So he's the Jordan.
	Yeah, that's Jordan.
	His most substantial work is a film that I've threatened to cover.
	An indie rom-com called Bend and Break.
	You've seen it?
	I have seen it.
	Okay.
	I no longer have it.
	And it's also been removed from the internet.
	Oh, no.
	So maybe I'll reach out to Jordan.
	Do you think Jordan, if I pretend to be like a huge fan of...
	No, no, let's leave that out.
	This movie, Bend and Break, is set in beautiful Montreal.
	A group of 20-somethings struggle through the misguided awkwardness that comes with early romance.
	Nice.
	Just vibing.
	So I think Jordan plays a guy named Bryce who meets a French girl one day in the city.
	There's a character named Jules who runs into an old flame he's secretly been in love with for years.
	And then there's Blake, played by...
	That's a weird way to say that, man.
	in it?
	It's really fucked up These young men are forced to come to grips with the unknown.
	Women.
	Oh, man.
	What do you do, man?
	And also, Darren Crowder did finance this film.
	He's the executive producer.
	Yeah, he followed us recently on X, didn't he?
	No.
	It's a different account.
	He got confused.
	Yeah, he found his password.
	Jordan, whatever.
	You bought a spasser and not the dark web?
	What are you saying?
	Yeah, you had to get it back.
	He paid the ransomware, finally.
	From everything I've seen, Jordan seems to be just like a normal guy.
	And I'd like to leave him out of this as much as possible.
	That does not mean that I'm going to cut him slack for...
	Well, for what's about to happen.
	And we're here this week at the University of Texas at Austin.
	So be ready to see the campus, meet some students, some student activities, as well as a few laughs and a few shattered egos along the way.
	There you go, my ego!
	Shut up.
	Oh no, good strong start.
	Yeah.
	Strong start.
	Shit.
	Hell yeah.
	Okay.
	So they're framing this.
	I walked in.
	They're framing this like it's like, Hey, we're going to go check out the dorms and see what board games they play on the 12th floor.
	Wait, was that something that...
	That's the vibe they're giving out.
	Yeah, except they're going to...
	Lego my ego?
	Lego my ego is the joke that they wrote.
	Sure.
	Except no one's paid to laugh at them.
	Well, they're actually trying some different stuff on here.
	Yeah.
	So the voice that you first heard was Tim.
	Put some voice to name.
	We're going to be looking for some asshole haircuts on this street as well as 6th Street later on.
	And we'll be giving out these certificates to the ones who are the most asshole-ish.
	Alright, so this is the first segment of Campus Boys.
	We're just going to go insult people's haircuts?
	Oh, come on, man.
	They're asking for it.
	Oh, they are.
	With asshole haircuts like that?
	A swoop.
	Well, that is what we are determined makes you an asshole.
	If it's not spiked straight up, then you're an asshole.
	You have a faux hawk with, like, sideburns.
	If you're not wearing a backwards Hurley hat, you're in a big trouble.
	Okay, buddy?
	Alright.
	Where are you from originally?
	California.
	California.
	When did you come here to Austin?
	South by Southwest in March.
	Well, we got a little special album for you.
	A certificate from the guys at Campus Boys for an AH.
	What's that?
	An AH.
	What's that?
	Here you go.
	You can keep this if you want.
	Oh, thank you.
	Congratulations.
	Thank you.
	You're welcome.
	Now hold it up and smile for the camera.
	Congratulations.
	Got his ass, I guess.
	Dude, they fucking got his ass hard, dude.
	What?
	They were asking questions like J.D. Vance asked people how long they've worked somewhere.
	It did have that kind of level of charisma, yeah.
	It really did.
	Then it transitioned into, like, they were trying to tell an up-dog joke, but it wasn't landing.
	Yeah, there was no punchline.
	Okay.
	Uh-huh.
	A-H.
	And?
	Ask me what A-H means.
	I wish he had like an earpiece in.
	What do I say next?
	Steven, what do I say next?
	Steven's having a panic attack.
	The guy didn't even have a bad haircut, did he?
	No, it's this guy right here.
	I've got a picture.
	Just a normal haircut.
	I think it makes him less of an asshole.
	Yeah, like leave him alone.
	He doesn't have a lot of options.
	Yeah.
	Silly.
	All right, well, clearly the segment's over, right?
	It should be.
	It should be.
	Is it not?
	We'd like to certify you with an official AH.
	What's an AH?
	Here's your sticker.
	Official number one asshole haircut.
	Hold on a hand.
	Just taking a hand.
	Ah!
	Ah!
	That guy looks like Jafar.
	All right, so...
	What is he...
	Well, it's two things at once.
	You know what it is.
	It's his obsession with Disney films plus racism.
	Sure, okay.
	Very cool.
	Jasmine's all grown up.
	Alright, so we're back to bend and break.
	Perpetually 16, bro.
	Yikes.
	It's legal where I'm from.
	Yeah, and Steven couldn't even get asshole haircut.
	He thought he was going to get his ass haircut.
	Yeah, he should have got assaulted.
	I think that's really bad.
	I think it's not good behavior.
	to go up to people on the street who are having like a great...
	That's the best sequel ever.
	Listen, these guys are just having a good weekend.
	Not the Campus Boys, but these regular boys.
	There's no reason Hey, man, did you ever think you might be a fucking idiot?
	Hey, dumb shirt, dude.
	Like, what?
	Leave these people alone, man.
	Buy our show.
	What?
	It's probably one of the more obnoxious things that you've ever shown me, Dennis.
	I know.
	I'm pretending like I haven't seen all this, but...
	I think you made it through, like, half.
	I only watched part of it.
	And it's not long, folks.
	It's not long.
	It's not long.
	It feels long.
	But it's just rude.
	And, like, I know that he's explicitly rude.
	In other ways, but this is just fully uncapped obnoxiousness.
	These people are kindly offering their time.
	Hey, can we interview for a student show wherever the fuck they told them?
	Would I stop on the street?
	No offense.
	I'm more impatient than these two fucking dickheads with shitty haircuts, right?
	I'd argue with a protester on the street.
	It's Stone Cold Steve Austin and he's doing this?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Sure.
	Okay.
	This guy can beat me up.
	You know?
	The Steven Crowder friends kind of seem like a single college kid could just kind of wipe them out.
	Yeah.
	Little dweeby guys.
	You know that they picked the people they did this to.
	Yeah.
	Yeah Well and But at least they probably were only disrespectful to men, right?
	Are we rolling?
	Yep.
	Okay.
	You're on Girls Gone Wild!
	Are you rolling?
	Yes.
	You're on Girls Gone Wild!
	You're on Girls Gone Wild.
	Wild.
	Woo-hoo.
	So it didn't work out, I guess.
	This is the shit like teenagers would do.
	Yeah, I mean, Stephen at this point was 19, I guess?
	19 or 20, depending upon what day exactly.
	Well, we're after March.
	At least, because the guy mentioned South by Southwest.
	As long as you probably fall.
	Yeah, that could be.
	So it's probably 20. Regardless, putting people in front of a camera and then joking they're on Girls Gone Wild.
	There's two things that I think of when I hear this quick clip.
	There's three instances of them surprising girls with your own Girls Gone Wild to see their reactions.
	To try and see their boobs.
	Yeah, we know that that's what it was.
	But how many other things were on the cutting room floor?
	How many interactions didn't make it?
	And I think that it's more likely that they used everything based on what we're going to hear at the end of this.
	I mean, they're leaving the woohoo in there.
	They left woohoo in there?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I love woohoo, honestly.
	So good.
	I actually might make the board if I'm being real.
	I might need to be on the board.
	Oh, so dumb.
	Such a dumb bitch.
	Juvenile.
	Yeah, I mean, obviously he's 20. Yeah, what was I doing at 20?
	I'll give him credit for being young, right?
	Okay.
	But...
	Well, you can never go there.
	Could you imagine if Darren found out?
	Darren would have been pissed.
	He would have pulled him out by his ear.
	Don't erase the tape.
	Excuse me?
	You think he would go to the security room?
	No, he would have taken this 8mm, this mini 8. Okay, I thought you were talking about security footage at the old topless club there.
	Okay, well, he wasn't getting much of a reaction.
	Okay.
	At least not the reaction that he wanted.
	Well, there's nothing in it for the girls.
	Well, yeah.
	Nothing to offer, right?
	Yeah.
	I buy you Dr. Pepper.
	Will you go wild for Dr. Pepper?
	I'll bet you do, you minx.
	How do you feel about the growing bird flu pandemic?
	You guys started it.
	Yikes.
	Was that unedited?
	Like that's how you edited the clip together?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Those were two separate encounters.
	Let me call a girl a minx, which is yuck.
	Classic Crowder.
	Will you show me your boobs for a Dr. Pepper?
	You're a minx.
	You started it?
	Was that an Asian person?
	That was an Asian person.
	Great.
	Great stuff.
	And that person was walking towards him.
	They were just walking by?
	Yeah, like turned away from him.
	And that's when he decided to be a racist person.
	Oh my god.
	You think he had a release for it?
	No, no.
	Clearly, clearly not.
	Yeah.
	He's certainly less confident in his insults.
	Remember when he was giving the age to the guy, he like kind Isn't that funny?
	I haven't seen that one.
	I want to see it.
	I need to watch it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, yo.
	I mean, should I re-upload this to the YouTube account?
	I don't know.
	The Louder Than Prouder YouTube account?
	I think that might be real.
	Because part of me thinks that if they do a takedown request, it means that they acknowledge us, right?
	There's something kind of cool there.
	Right.
	And I think that that gives us like more if they do do that.
	And then whenever they ask us to take it down, we'll be like, you can no longer see it on our YouTube page.
	And just kind of give it like, you know, see how fast it happens, basically.
	You can see how fast the other YouTube channel can shut down.
	Yeah.
	Well, and, I mean, there's other things at our YouTube account.
	There's Meat Boys, which is an exploration into boys and men who eat primarily meat for their meals.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Sometimes gross meat, even.
	Year old liver.
	A lot of old meat.
	High meat.
	Raw meat as well.
	Okay, so what do we got so far?
	We got asshole haircut, cool bit.
	We've got pretend girls are on Girls Gone Wild, hoping a confused one will flash us accidentally, or offer Dr. Pepper.
	Show us your tits.
	And then insult Chinese woman.
	Some sort of, yeah, Asian ethnicity.
	He thought Chinese, though.
	Clearly.
	Can we grab an interview?
	See you for student.
	Oh, you speak French.
	I speak French too.
	I'm from Quebec.
	Guys.
	So we got some nipples.
	He got three boys to flash him, and they were wearing kind of like Old Navy gear from 2007, like cargo pants.
	Von Dutch.
	I don't know about that.
	That's a little late for Von Dutch.
	I don't know if they had the cash for that.
	We got college budgets here.
	We got Drew.
	Very cool.
	Popped up, baby.
	Oh, yeah.
	And what was the other person?
	Oh, yeah.
	He bumped into someone who spoke French, so he had to, of course, include that because he's a Canadian guy.
	Yeah.
	Also speaks French.
	I don't know why.
	We just got footage.
	And also, I realized as you're playing this that Angels and Airwaves song is still going.
	Has it not?
	It's kind of a long song because it's got like an earlobe, right?
	Yeah, but you didn't jump into the middle or anything?
	Oh, no, no.
	How long is the video?
	About five and a half minutes.
	Whoa.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Then there's this scene where he's in an apartment and he's filming some people eating Wendy's Frosties.
	I had a Frosties swirl today.
	Some of them are kids.
	Great.
	Twin girls there as well.
	And then he says...
	I should have worn my cowboy hat.
	Sure.
	We've established these twins are 14 years old.
	In here?
	Yeah, that's what he just said.
	He was hanging out with 14 girls?
	He said, it's crazy to think that 14 years ago you two were both the same sperm.
	Oh, God.
	Can we play that again, make sure I didn't misunderstand?
	Yeah, it's about eight seconds.
	Here we go.
	It's crazy to think that 14 years ago you were the same sperm.
	I should have wore my cowboy hat.
	Should have wore his cowboy hat, yeah.
	Yikes.
	And he was 19. Yikes.
	So we're beyond any sort of reasonable, you know, statutory middle ground, I guess.
	That's wild.
	That's wild.
	I know it's different in different states, like three years different or something like that.
	It varies state to state.
	But, I mean, it's just fucking gross.
	Yeah.
	And he's alone in an apartment with those two 14-year-olds and then people who are younger.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Thank you, Gerald.
	Do you think that he took the gestational period of pregnancy into account?
	He did not.
	He did not.
	Yeah, I don't think so.
	He wasn't quite there yet.
	But he knew they were 14. Yeah.
	Okay.
	Context.
	Let's go.
	Context.
	Any?
	It's a four-minute video, Jared.
	I'm like trying to...
	This isn't...
	Alright.
	What uh What's next then?
	That's a...
	Fuck.
	Well, this is kind of...
	I know.
	I mean, listen.
	Who was the cowboy hat person?
	I think it was Jordan.
	Okay.
	No, this is spiraling out of control, and this has been on my mind for months.
	Awful experience.
	Wow.
	What an interesting point to find.
	I hate the campus boys.
	Yeah.
	And this is where they decide to start using every last scrap of their footage.
	Disorienting, to say the least.
	Okay.
	What do you think of Minneapolis?
	That's nice right now.
	That's what she said!
	Help!
	Help!
	What program are you into?
	Computer science.
	Turing honors.
	I don't know what that is.
	He had no joke.
	He has nothing!
	He wanted a joke to come so bad.
	He's doing crowd work, basically.
	Yeah, bad crowd work.
	Where are you from?
	Minneapolis?
	That's what she said.
	And what are you doing in college?
	Computer science?
	I don't even know what that is.
	Well, it's a computer.
	Good work.
	Okay.
	Hey, kids, I'm a computer.
	Stop all the downloading.
	Stop all the downloading.
	Yes.
	It's about as classic as this video.
	Now, we've all had those obnoxious kids in class.
	They don't quite know when to shut up.
	We decided to do one of those kids.
	I heard that in Texas, they, like, steal someone's horse.
	So that's pretty simple.
	Okay, good.
	Yeah.
	Learning, though.
	They're learning about Texas.
	That's the whole point.
	That's the point of this.
	First of all, I should also add that Stephen never attended this college.
	Yeah, he was there.
	To my knowledge.
	He was just there.
	Boys trip to Austin.
	They heard it was South by South cool.
	And maybe we can meet some hot chicks.
	They're 14 and younger.
	Yeah.
	And that's how this whole trip went.
	Do you think he asked them, he did the Girls Gone Wild bit to them, too?
	Yeah, probably.
	Yuck.
	Alright.
	You think that's how he got invited back to their parents' house during the summertime when their dad was at work?
	Fuck.
	All of this?
	I mean, it seems like it's on a bit of a timeline here, the way that they're showing it to us.
	Stranger things have happened.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	Do you think that he checked IDs before he said those girls were on Girls Gone Wild?
	He might have to, like, steal their personal information.
	Can I get your ID and your phone number?
	And your BlackBerry Messenger pin?
	Of course.
	Oh, I miss that.
	I miss my BBM.
	I still have a Storm 2. Do you?
	I had a Storm.
	I had a Storm.
	It was a great phone.
	Yeah, I've got it in a drawer, dude.
	Early touchscreen.
	You'll hate it.
	Try it again.
	You'll hate it.
	The thing is rickety.
	I broke three or four of them, and that's how I got the Storm, too, is the insurance company sent it to me for free.
	Oh, yeah?
	Whoops.
	Dennis, I thought you had an LG Chocolate.
	I had a Chocolate.
	I had a Dare.
	I had a Tour.
	I had a Storm.
	I had a Droid X. You remember that?
	Droid X was sick.
	It's a good phone.
	The original Hump.
	Oh, yeah.
	I had both Nokia bricks.
	Sick, dude.
	The updated one that Drake got a keychain of or whatever the fuck he's wearing.
	And then some kind of wallet chain that's got a Nokia phone on it.
	Speaking of Tucson 7, that was sidekicks.
	The Samsung MP3 with the red on the outside.
	I'll share my fondest phone memory real quick.
	I used to go running at the gym and I would get on the treadmill and then my Blackberry Tour would freeze and I'd have to reset it by pulling the battery Wait, you were using your phone for music, too?
	Yeah, I didn't have an iPod at the time.
	What were you putting?
	It had, like, 14 songs on it?
	I pulled up an SD card.
	Okay.
	Yeah, dude.
	That's incredible.
	Yeah, it was great.
	I had the original Samsung flip phone.
	Yeah.
	The one I was saying with, like, the red on the outside.
	But I had to get, like, all kinds of, like, special cables and shit to, like, put music on it.
	And it was, like, some, like, I could put, like, 130 songs on it.
	But they were, like, low-qual.
	Like, really low-quality.
	Like, 60-whatever.
	92?
	I was doing a lot of touring in 2007 at this period, so I was always experiencing the California boys and their sidekicks.
	Yeah, they're crazy cool phones.
	It was pissing me off.
	And they'd always have two phones, one with a texting plan and one for, like, actual phone.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That was their, that was their.
	Wow.
	And then I would always ask these young girls...
	What a fucking sicko!
	God!
	Oh, boy.
	Gross!
	Fucking nightmare, indeed.
	Yeah, here we go.
	I don't know.
	I pictured a bunch of people running around, like, saving cows.
	I'm gonna go eat a steak.
	Hold on!
	Tim's scoring a date!
	It kind of tasted like grass.
	Not the good grass, you know, but the stuff that cows eat.
	Hey?
	Hey.
	Hey.
	And, uh...
	So it's kind of a segment.
	Like, if you were to do Campus Boys as a series, you would try to understand more about the city and state that you're in, right?
	Sure, yeah.
	I mean, I would.
	You're in Texas, which is a state that they're Huh.
	I didn't even think about this.
	This is before Stephen lived in Texas.
	Yeah.
	He was just visiting.
	Like, truly was just visiting.
	Maybe Tim went to school in Texas and that's one of the reasons that him and Gerald packed up and moved from Michigan to Texas.
	Huh.
	Interesting.
	Maybe.
	Imagine the goal.
	Showing up in a city in a state on a campus you've never been to and behaving like this noticing that the college-age girls are not So you move down to the more shops area.
	The lesser teens.
	Gross.
	And Jordan is older?
	Jordan is older.
	So he's 39 now, so he must be 22. Like 22?
	Yeah, two years older.
	So 50% older?
	Yeah, he should know better.
	He's gotta know better.
	But he can buy beer.
	Oh no.
	And Four Loko was still in season.
	So as the producer, I'm curious.
	I want to see where this goes.
	I want to see if I'm going to pick up the campus boys for another episode.
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	That concludes my new segment, A Minute with a Black Guy.
	Whoa.
	What the fuck was this?
	What the fucking shit did we just go on?
	What the fuck is this show that they put out?
	What is this?
	Oh, yeah, we gotta scrape this off of line.
	Don't ever anyone see this again.
	But then here comes fucking Dennis.
	Just the king of the internet.
	God damn.
	You know, maybe this is a good thing.
	Like, we're having a hard time covering his show show because it's just so fucking racist and stupid as hell.
	So it's like every time that you do it another week where we can't cover your dumb fucking stupid show because it's too racist and homophobic, we just do another Campus Boys episode.
	I wish we could do that.
	Unfortunately there's not more, but there's, but it seems that we have a bit of like, Yeah.
	Well, we got one more clip, and it doesn't get much better.
	They do kind of round it out.
	What was that, though?
	Was there a black person anywhere nearby?
	It's just him standing behind a black guy filming him.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Art.
	There's no way we're going to leave it on that note, though, right?
	I wouldn't.
	I just heard someone get tased for the first time.
	I'm so stoked.
	Yo, white folk are crazy!
	Start it over I And that's the campus voice.
	What the fuck, man?
	Fucking goddammit.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Jesus Christ.
	Yeah, and they just use that bed the whole time.
	Yeah, they steal the 2006 song The Adventure by Angels and Airwaves and kind of play it underneath there.
	It does have the feeling of like a Christian anthem, so maybe they thought that this is like bridging the gap, right?
	Yeah, it feels a little bit gospel-y.
	So there's no more episodes of Campus Boys, but I do have an image of their MySpace page that I was able to recover from the Wayback Machine.
	Nice.
	It's a MySpace comedy page.
	Yeah.
	I like what they're into.
	They're in a college.
	Well, let's hold tight.
	Come on now.
	Pump the brakes.
	That's the gem right there.
	The Campus Boys is a new program made for college students by college students.
	Each episode chronicles a different university campus where the boys conduct interviews.
	Hidden camera segments and practical jokes.
	Oh, no.
	Stay tuned for more coming soon.
	And then if you go up to their blog entry, it says Pilot Finally Up.
	Nice.
	Very exciting.
	They, for some reason, got 306 plays on MySpace with that.
	Wow.
	And then they put it on YouTube.
	Good deal.
	Good deal.
	Rest is history.
	I don't know if they rocked that Asher Roth track in there.
	That party last night was awfully crazy.
	Wish we'd taped it.
	Well, we did, actually.
	And it wasn't that crazy.
	I got a bunch of lesser teens.
	I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked.
	Yikes.
	She was 14!
	That song is getting dark, too.
	Yeah, it's rough.
	I didn't know MySpace comedy had breakdowns of, like, I don't know, categories?
	As Seen on TV, Improv, MC, and Hosts is what they're using.
	Their logo is, of course, college font with a paddle below it.
	Yes, they're doing an old-school kind of nod.
	And it does list the members, Steven Crowder, Jordan Crowder, Tim Crowder, And to John Goodman.
	This was before he got famous.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This was before Roseanne, of course.
	Definitely before Roseanne.
	And then, Dennis, you can run through these.
	Yeah.
	The general interests.
	The college boys' general interests.
	They have college, asshole haircuts, Shakespeare.
	Funny.
	Firecrackers.
	Nice.
	Wrestling.
	Stone Cold Steve Austin, baby.
	Food.
	Gym jesters.
	Okay, now that is what I want.
	Gym gestures.
	That's the thing that was taken from us by them not having an episode two.
	Class Clowns.
	Yeah.
	Great.
	That party last night was awfully crazy.
	Wish we taped it.
	God, I'm such a different type.
	Asher Roth, I love college.
	I love drinking or something like that.
	Yeah, I love smoking.
	I love swimming.
	I live college.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Status single, here for friends, zodiac sign cancer, which I imagine is a, Is it actually?
	Oh, wow.
	I just thought it was a joke.
	No, he was born the day before me, dude.
	That's right.
	Folks, listen.
	That's the campus boys.
	Wow.
	The whole series.
	We've covered it start to finish.
	Start to finish.
	We're completionists.
	Yes, of course.
	100%.
	So it's a short one.
	It's a dumb one.
	But yeah, I'm currently in the desert at the world's largest UFO conference.
	Right now?
	Yeah.
	Am I there too?
	No, you're not.
	You're here.
	Cool.
	But yeah, I didn't want to leave folks with nothing.
	So I thought we would cover five minutes of a clip from 2007.
	Nice.
	I hope you enjoyed it.
	The pool, mostly.
	Because it's gonna be a bunch of 50- to 60-year-old hardcore UFO enthusiasts.
	Hell yeah.
	The pool's gonna be empty.
	It's just gonna be me and, like, I think there's three pools at this resort in Palm Springs where I'm gonna be.
	Hell yeah.
	It's going to be wonderful.
	You know, the last time I stayed at a hotel with a pool hot tub area, I was like, I'm going to go relax before I had to go shoot a wedding.
	Sure, sure, sure.
	Go down there.
	You know the things you lay in the pool?
	It's like a bed.
	Like a single bed for you to lay in in the pool.
	Did you fall asleep?
	Like a lounger?
	Yeah.
	No, I didn't.
	But a kid had one of those in the hot tub, and I was like, what the fuck is this kid doing in the hot tub?
	So I lay in the hot tub, I turn away, and then somebody hits me in the back of the head with a football.
	Okay.
	And I just got up and left.
	It was in and out in two minutes, and I was like the most angry person.
	You were having none of it after that.
	None of it.
	Huh.
	Interesting.
	And who was that?
	Hello?
	That was nothing.
	That wasn't anything.
	What?
	Yeah, what was that?
	It was an error.
	I was just going to show you something that I found really quick.
	I don't know.
	This is from dallasteaparty.org from a couple years later.
	Okay.
	Are you guys ready to tea party?
	Obama in 2012?
	I'll see.
	Checking.
	I was just checking.
	Oh, wow, Dallas Tea Party.
	So, this is what a bunch of racist homophobic hate mongers look like.
	He's still using that one.
	I mean, you saw Keith Olman, but he said apparently no black people were here.
	Pretty much nobody who's not white Protestant.
	And we forgot to notify half our speakers list, folks.
	So actually, the only reason I'm here right now is because my job application Yeah.
	That was something I was considering covering.
	What was that?
	It's just a stand-up set of Steven.
	He did a bunch of America's Tea Party ones, too.
	This is pretty cool.
	Youngest comedian ever to perform at the Just for Laughs International Comedy Festival.
	He won the national MySpace comedy competition.
	He's been on Dennis Miller, Maurice Crowley's show as well, and has been on Fox News' Red Eye regularly.
	He writes a column, makes people giggle.
	If liberalism is the disease, Steven Crowder is the cure.
	Give him a big welcome.
	Three people.
	Let's hear your Dallas Tea Party!
	Come on, louder than that!
	I don't think they can hear you in D.C. Come on, let's hear you!
	Can they hear you in Hollywood?
	Let's hear it!
	Are you listening, Sean Penn?
	Awesome.
	Steven Crowder.
	We got Darren, but that's cool.
	I don't know what exactly is going on there, but we will explore this one in full.
	Great.
	You won the national MySpace comedy?
	Yeah.
	Apparently he was one of the youngest people to perform at Montreal's Just for Laughs, and this was back in 2009.
	So that is surprising to me.
	We won't be tackling that next week.
	Next time we're going to be talking about his appearance on the Pierce Morgan show, where he not only defends the use of the N-word, he straight up says it.
	Oh.
	Then get this.
	He gets censored on Pierce Morgan's show, which is called Pierce Morgan Uncensored.
	Does he post it on edited?
	Oh, of course he does, yeah.
	And he also gets pissed about being censored.
	Cool.
	So that should be something to look forward to.
	What the fuck?
	We're not nuclear, right?
	Sure, man.
	Trump said the N-word was nuclear?
	It's a different one.
	If I make it back from the desert, thanks, man.
	In the meantime, thanks to anyone new who showed up from our...
	Shit show.
	Just give me a little more context of the man we all love to hate.
	Yeah, really appreciate the reception we had to the Cold Feet Crowder episode.
	Keep those hashtags dropping.
	Yeah, please do.
	And make sure to reach out to us on XInBlueSky at ThanCrowder, louderthancrowder.com, louderwithcrowder.com.
	Do you guys want to reboot the campus, boys?
	Let's do it.
	Let's start the second season.
	I can just do this campus again.
	I'm only going to do community college campus.
	videos were taken and stand in them.
	Legitimately, like, I don't know how much of I'm not going to be in this apartment for that much longer.
	Let's do the trade school tools.
	It's legitimately three blocks away from my house is where they were.
	Oh, really?
	In some of those spots.
	If I can look up right here, this is directly across the street from the campus.
	I'm on XX Street, and this is X2 Streets over.
	Oh, wow.
	Whoa.
	Until next time, Jared, how about you go out and film some questions, go startle some people who are just trying to enjoy themselves on the weekend.
	You know what people do sometimes on the corner by my house is the Red Bull truck will just pull up or the C4 truck will just pull up.
	There's so much foot traffic that they're just handing out free C4 at the corner.
	Right by my house.
	You don't even have to talk to a freaky bunch of boys who are telling you girls gone wild.
	You can just get a free drink.
	You don't have to.
	And they're not going to ask.
	There's courtesy involved, but you don't have to do anything.
	Yeah, it's whatever.
	That's your prerogative.
	That's your tip.
	Until next season.
	I'm Byron.
	And I'm Jared.
	Take care.
	You've been listening to an AudioWall original, produced by Byron McCoy.

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