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Nov. 19, 2024 - Louder Than Crowder

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EPISODE 48: ELECTORAL DIFFICULTIES (NOVEMBER 8TH, 2016 & NOVEMBER 5TH, 2024)

Please stand back, and stand by folks...this week we review LwC's Election Livestream of the Century, their Election Integrity Map, give you our post-Election feelings, and wrap this up with a portion of our 5 hour Election Livestream of the Century Livestream featuring Knowledge Fight, On Brand, and DJ Danarchy. To watch the full 5 hour livestream (for free), visit http://shrug.club Like what we're doing? Join the Shrug Club at http://patreon.com/shrugclub Email: louderthancrowder@gmail.com Twitter/X: @thancrowder Music by DJ Danarchy

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	This is an AudioWool original.
	I can't brush my teeth and I haven't eaten a meal.
	I had saltines.
	I had sweet potato that had saltines.
	I had a nice little bone and I was able to take out the pot.
	I had a nice little bone.
	I was able to take out the pot.
	I had a nice little bone.
	Welcome to Louder Than Crowder, a podcast...
	I'm too loud in my headphones.
	It's funny, that's gonna come up in a second.
	Welcome to Louder Than Crowder, a podcast about the podcast louder with Crowder.
	My name's Byron, and tonight...
	No Dennis.
	He's in another country, but all the way in occupied Texas, unburdened by what was.
	It's Jared.
	And ceasing to begin what has never been at all.
	Wow.
	What's another good one there?
	We could do and never relying on what we had once relied upon.
	And remember a few weeks ago when I called our country apparently deeply dumb?
	Mm-hmm.
	November 5th was a weird and disappointing, but not entirely surprising night that was made better by spending it with not only so many of y'all, but some special guests.
	The election livestream of the century livestream at electionlivestreamofthecentury.com brought to you by Shrug Club, featuring faces like Al and Lauren B. from On Brand, a podcast where they discuss the ideas and antics of one Russell Brand.
	The lovely and legendary producer DJ Danarchy, who's, um...
	You've heard his music.
	Just heard it a second ago.
	But also, he's done some incredible work for a handful of folks, including these guys.
	Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight also popped into the stream.
	We set out to keep everyone current and in good company for as long as it took to know who the 47th president would be.
	And it didn't take very long.
	I still use Joe Biden one, Jack.
	I heard he's running again, actually.
	Did you know that?
	Back on the ticket right now, Jack.
	You better fill him out.
	We didn't do a great job of this whole covering the count thing or calling the states, but it was nice to be around some great folks sharing some comforting words.
	Since we did a pretty inadequate job of covering what was going on during Steven's stream, I thought I'd pop in and see how things went.
	Spoiler alert, 20% of the 10-hour stream was Cool and the Gang's 1980 hit celebration.
	Even more than that, it was technical errors, including a million-dollar election integrity map and reporting system that didn't work at all.
	Before we jump to the November 5th, 2024 livestream, I thought it might be fun to see what things were like the first time around.
	November 8th, 2016.
	To the chief, we salute...
	That's a terrible song.
	Stop it.
	You're gonna piss off America.
	Election night, live.
	I'm hearing a lot of echo.
	Is my mic on?
	Your mic doesn't sound like it's on.
	My mic's not on.
	This is the worst start ever.
	What happened?
	What's happening?
	What's happening?
	Okay, Jared, you should absolutely be fired.
	I should be fired.
	This is...
	All right.
	Pause it.
	Pause it.
	We're gonna go.
	We're gonna go dark.
	We're gonna go dark.
	Not a great start.
	Oh.
	You know, getting their bearings below them there, huh?
	Not Gay Jared was just getting harassed a little bit.
	Just a little bit of early Not Gay Jared abuse happening.
	Just a little.
	Yeah, not bad.
	Also, though, on that note, I'd like to give a quick update on the October 2023 lawsuit that Stephen initiated.
	It was a handful of legal actions against not gay Jared, including a Rule 202 petition and a lawsuit to enforce a non-disparagement clause.
	We know that in response, Jared filed an unfair labor practice charge with the National Labor Relations Board on April of 2024, alleging illegal clauses in Stephen's severance agreement, which we went through.
	It was trash.
	Unfortunately, nothing to do with all the times that Stephen exposed his genitals, draping them over Jared's shoulder, at least on one occasion, allegedly.
	But yeah, following that ULP charge, Stephen withdrew his initial lawsuit and filed a new one, alleging common law defamation based on text messages Jared sent to Stephen's ex-wife, the ones that wouldn't have been published except that Gerald broadcasted them the ones that wouldn't have been published except that Gerald broadcasted them live on Remember?
	Yeah, of course.
	You didn't make me do this.
	I'm doing this on my own.
	That was exactly right.
	I think there's a scenario where several of us would be willing to attest to all of that, was a response that he said to something that Crowder's ex-wife, thank goodness, said.
	Also, I just don't want him near those kids.
	that really, really disturbs me.
	So the content of that previous text message has never been published, but I don't know why Gerald would allude to something that Stephen did that would cause him to be so disturbed that he wouldn't want his children around Stephen, right?
	Yeah.
	Not smart.
	Also not smart to do this at all because the judge dismissed the defamation lawsuit with prejudice, citing the Texas anti-SLAPP statute.
	And as a result of the dismissal, Stephen was ordered to pay $43,037 to reimburse Not Gay's legal expenses and an additional $15,000 in sanctions to deter similar actions in the future.
	Mr.
	Not Gay himself.
	Either way, not enough to keep Stephen from appealing the decision, which, if the appeal fails, I think it likely will.
	Stephen will have to pay an additional $35,750 in legal fees.
	Well, thank God he just did that election livestream of the year and of the century, even.
	Of the century and...
	Unfortunately, as we're going to see as the show goes on tonight, it appears to me that all of the money went into this very, very, very high quality production that had no road bumps at all.
	So I bet they went in the hole during this live stream.
	I mean, who are they paying for their cyber security out there?
	You think they got the ghost of John McAfee on there?
	And that guy is not cheap.
	Not at all.
	And hard to get rid of.
	When he's haunting your house, he's not going anywhere.
	That rough start that we heard, they eventually, after a few minutes, and just cut it from your livestream when you republish it.
	I don't know why they didn't do that.
	They return a few minutes later after Not Gay Jared hustled, and they are live for real this time.
	Oh gosh, election night, so make sure you adjust my microphone here, not Gay Jared.
	Yep, will do.
	Bring up the bass, the treble.
	We launched before, and you know what?
	We just had a mic cord go out.
	Out of nowhere, everything was checked, everything was good.
	I don't want to blame on Hillary yet, but the devil's at work.
	Election day, the one day, turn down the volume for me, it's too loud on my headphones.
	Cool.
	He sounds a little different, I feel like, huh?
	Well, he was doing radio voice back then.
	It was eight years ago.
	I'm telling you that this is Hillary's behind this.
	Headphones are too loud, which is an interesting thing that he never says these days.
	Let's jump into the beginning of the November 5th, 2024 episode, skipping over the Oasis Wonderwall parody.
	But don't worry, because we did cover the parody in our livestream, and that will play either at the end of this or in its entirety at shrug.club.
	So you will have a chance to hear the parody.
	And it was good.
	Mm-hmm.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	Anyway, here's Stephen.
	There you go.
	That's the sound of our—oh, my headphones came in hot—of our Super Bowl.
	Only, unlike the Super Bowl, it is consequential, and it's significantly less gay.
	So, very, very few cutaways to Taylor Swift.
	I do have to fix this headphone thing, though, because it's just giving me a sound— Do I sound okay to you guys?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Fix the fucking headphones, Steven.
	It's been eight years, and he started both streams exactly the same.
	It's not the crew.
	It's not the crew.
	It's you.
	Don't they have individual volume knobs?
	I mean, do you remember when we first started this show, Papa Crowder would have the worst time understanding the fucking knobs and dials sitting right next to him.
	Yeah.
	And then he would blow his little eardrums out and go, oh, this is so loud.
	He's all disoriented, yeah.
	Is this just something that runs in their family?
	It's a genetic thing?
	Crowders are just, like, predisposed to not understanding volume in any kind of way?
	I can't imagine, well, you know, I feel like a lot of folks don't remain working there very long, so you gotta get used to it.
	Yeah.
	Every three weeks someone quits and then they just jam the headphone jack up to 11 and just leave it for the evening so when they get in the next day.
	That would be fun.
	No, my thought is that either he rolls in so late and is startled by his own voice on a regular basis or he just...
	I know actually that is pretty much the only theory I have.
	There's no reason to be surprised by the sound of your own voice as often as he is.
	I didn't see anyone's mouth moving, and I'm hearing a voice.
	I do want to say, I'm not going to be doing too much bouncing back and forth, because that could get confusing, but I am going to bounce back to 2016, which is actually an early Gerald mention, recognition of things being a nightmare during the stream, a list of guests from 2016, which is kind of interesting, some sponsors, and then a big announcement tease.
	Do we have a cord for Gerald?
	Yeah, we got one.
	All right, well listen, as I start here, just get all this stuff going.
	Yep.
	This is insane.
	This is what's happening in 2016.
	This is a nightmare.
	Happy Election Day, if you want to call it that.
	We have an all-star cast tonight.
	We have Ben Shapiro, Andrew Klavan, Dave Rubin, Anthony Cumia, Gavin McGinnis, Nick DiPaolo.
	Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton as they call some states.
	By the way, just as we're starting AR15.com, thank you so much for helping to sponsor the show.
	Prepare with CR.com.
	We're very much appreciative, of course, of the big announcement tonight.
	Interesting.
	Let's get the announcement out of the way.
	That was that they were going from one show a week to four days a week, and that they were moving to Texas.
	Gerald was actually there to pack up the studio and drive cross-country with Stephen, which is kind of sweet.
	Just throwing on Nielsen Schmielsen and giving each other a head in the U-Haul.
	All right.
	Well, it actually sounds like they went and got White Castle and fed it, I guess, to Stephen's dog.
	The dog just, like, shitted and farted in the car.
	Remember when we ate White Castle in Chicago?
	Did we get sick then, too?
	We didn't have a good one.
	And there was a guy who kept trying to open up the van door that we were in.
	That's right.
	That is right.
	White Castle is actually the only place that I've ever called corporate to get a refund because it did make me ill.
	And it was a different time.
	It wasn't the time that we got ill from it.
	Also, saying the election, if you want to call it that, I don't know what that means.
	It is literally what they're there to be doing.
	Their sponsors are not only a survival food bucket, but a gun website, which is pretty...
	A gun bucket also?
	Yeah, that's cool.
	You can get a bucket of bullets and clips.
	Yeah, that'd be cool.
	Big list of folks, though.
	Mostly Daily Wire, which he is no longer, you know, associated with after he kind of for no reason declared war on them.
	Yeah, just bungled the bag pretty big, huh?
	Which is interesting because in 2020, he basically did like a co-livestream with the Daily Wire and Jeremy Boring, and I think they were in discussions at that point, even, of merging a bit.
	Do you think that it kind of fell apart when Jeremy Boring took on Ted Cruz as his underling and not Crowder?
	Crowder has to wear his weird un-ironed shirt.
	His big un-ironed shirt.
	While Ted Cruz has a fashion mullet and a tight-fitting suit.
	They both did start getting beards around the same time.
	I wonder who was first.
	Steven or Ted.
	Interesting.
	Things were a lot different in 2016, certainly.
	Jared and Steven were actually feeling a bit nervous.
	But it had nothing to do with the fact that this was a big live stream.
	Well, you tell me.
	You said you were really nervous before going on.
	I was.
	I was.
	And it wasn't even about technical things, which is everything that's gone wrong so far.
	It was just the election.
	It just made me feel sick.
	Something that felt so much more real about sitting there, penciling it in.
	Like, I... I hadn't really, like, really perceived, like, thought of, imagined one of these people in office until that moment where I'm trying to bubble in the little scantron.
	I'm like, oh, wow.
	By the way, until you fix, this is going to bother me, until there's some velcro in here.
	It's going to bother me.
	I feel like Larry Sanders.
	It's going to bother me.
	I can't get used to it.
	So, yeah, I've been really stressed all day.
	I'm going to say I felt just kind of sick.
	Feeling sick, huh?
	Not much has changed, has it?
	Back to the present real quick.
	We have so much to get to.
	This is the election livestream of the century, the Rumble on Rumble.
	There's a lot that makes tonight different.
	So let me bring in the folks we have here right now, which could change, by the way, because we are not leaving you tonight until we know who the next president of the United States is, Donald Trump.
	But...
	I don't know, so that was a little bit of foreshadowing.
	So we have Captain Morgan, number two CEO. How are you?
	I am doing far better than you.
	How are you feeling?
	I had the stomach flu from hell.
	I lost eight pounds in about 12 hours, but I am here.
	I got an IV, and I'm good to go.
	We also have a button that kills all microphones tonight.
	Wonder why.
	And a bucket next to me.
	True story.
	Right, true story.
	Let us know in the chat if you'd like us not to kill the mics if that happens.
	Ginger chews and some things that won't be mentioned.
	Gross, right?
	Yeah.
	We're just about to slur, dude.
	I put the cool microphone button next to me.
	One to shut you guys the fuck up and then one if I'm gonna slur.
	And if, I mean, if they were doing it really cool, they should put, like, a mic in the bucket, though.
	Yeah.
	Oh, sure.
	Certainly.
	Or at least, like, a camera.
	So when he reaches down to grab a handful of the bullets to eat, of course, he...
	Sustained ammunition.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I am a gun, if nothing else.
	Yeah.
	I feel bad for Ste...
	No, I don't.
	Actually, I can't even pretend I feel bad for Steven.
	Shut the fuck up.
	He sucks.
	He's an idiot.
	Yeah, he's a dumbass and he deserves to get the flu ahead of this big thing.
	But honestly, I've never met a sicker man.
	Why is he sick every week?
	Physically, internally, dare I say mentally?
	Well...
	Unquestionably mentally ill.
	Did you look to see, has he been sick before this?
	And if not, is it because he ate like 2,000 freaking bullets and then went on a live stream?
	And then for the next eight years, he's just been dealing with this upset dummy.
	You can't blame the bullets, man.
	Come on.
	You gotta blame the psychopath eating the bullets.
	Yeah, not doing well.
	He should stop doing the show if he's gonna be ill all the time.
	Yeah, just put Gerald in charge.
	Watch them raiding skyrocket, you know?
	It'll be like a Kenneth Copeland livestream.
	It'll be really fun.
	Low-energy Kenneth Copeland?
	He could do, uh, get the tight, like, Marshall Applewhite shot on his face on every episode.
	Planet Earth, about to be recycled.
	Too gay.
	Wow.
	I have to admit, this was a 10-hour live stream.
	I have not had the opportunity to go through the entire thing, so I can't tell you if he does use the barf bucket next to his desk.
	Too hot for TV. I will revisit it, and I will let everyone know if he barfs.
	We're not going to get anywhere on that front, so don't be waiting for a barf update from me.
	They have, however, been talking about it.
	We've been talking about it.
	It's their big election integrity system.
	We have boots on the ground.
	We have the map.
	We have all these tools here for you tonight so that nothing happens.
	You're not going to say, did I dream that a pipe burst?
	You're not going to say, did I dream that they boarded up the precinct in Detroit?
	Did I dream that no one could vote in Maricopa County for about five hours?
	No, that happened, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's going to happen tonight.
	We'll have people investigating it tonight, and you can go once it's out from under the DDOS attack, I guess, election integrity.
	We get people away around it as well.
	And that wasn't even a year where they tried to kill him twice.
	Right.
	Think about that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Think about that.
	They've tried to kill him at least twice.
	Think about that.
	You think they're not going to try to fuck around tonight?
	Come on, wake up.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What do you think?
	Smell the illegals.
	So Nick is there.
	Oh, old friends, huh?
	Yeah, he showed up, starting out by saying they are going to try to cheat because they tried to kill Trump twice.
	Not sure if they is the liberals or the illegals, but they are.
	They are.
	Also, the election integrity map system, to my knowledge, had never worked or was experiencing DDoS attacks.
	Sure wasn't working when we were trying to pull it up during our live stream.
	Crashed every time and never cracked 40 reports total.
	Yeah.
	Have we looked recently?
	I could pull it up.
	None of the reports that we saw at the time were anything beyond just like cell phone armed Karens filming people.
	A janitor walking into Stephen's office saying, Miss Lippy's car is green.
	I drew the duck blue because I wanted to see a blue duck.
	That's him, all right.
	Yes, yes.
	That's quack-tastic!
	Beyond vertical cell phone video, there's also just dumb folks who wanted to feel like they're part of whatever it was.
	One example was a person said a road being closed for construction was voter suppression.
	There was a tree down or...
	No, it was scheduled repair to a road.
	But on election day, that's suppression.
	Yeah, I haven't checked up on the website.
	I don't know.
	So I had to actually go back through the convo here, but it is electionintegritymap.com.
	Okay.
	LWC election app.
	Well, this isn't working.
	It's not?
	No, it takes you right back to his rumble page.
	Oh, really?
	Because what mine's doing is it just says Safari can't open the page because the server can't be found.
	And I go to reload it, and it just keeps telling me, let me check something else here real quick.
	Okay, sure.
	Let me open up this page that I give myself food poisoning.
	Yeah.
	Jared, I think you're...
	It seems like it's working and that maybe I did.
	Yeah, you, much like Steven Crowder, do sound like you've given yourself food poisoning.
	I feel like I've given myself food poisoning.
	But the good news is, Byron, that I can see the information on...
	Getting food poisoning on Google, right?
	I can just search that and it says that I, what happens if you got it?
	What do you do?
	But then, you see, if I go to the ladder with Crowder election integrity map dot com, it no longer opens.
	So the internet works.
	That's the proof.
	Well, let me pull up a snapshot really quick on the Wayback Machine to see if that gets us anywhere.
	And it does appear that we never cracked 40.
	My stuff hurts when I laugh.
	You must really be sick.
	Great.
	So, I'm glad they spent millions of dollars on that.
	Do you ever, like, look at your bank account and wish that you could just throw a million dollars at a website that doesn't work where 40 people tell you that a tree fell down on the street?
	Right.
	Well, the most amazing part of that is it's immediately following probably deep investment into a billboard in Times Square in which two people took pictures of it.
	What a...
	What's the homeboy Cool Jesus or whatever that guy's name was who didn't get the repost?
	I think Crazy Jesus, yes.
	Did we repost him?
	Of course I did, yeah.
	That's awesome.
	Good.
	You're welcome.
	Oh my god, what an embarrassing, nightmarish way to...
	Hey, but they won.
	Well, yeah.
	But I'm just trying to parse this out in my head.
	Like...
	Is it really a win for them?
	Byron, like, there was a one point in my life where I had, like, $10,000 and I was able to, like, put out a record, like a vinyl album, and it was, like, the coolest shit in the world, and, you know, just, like, you really have something in your hands to, like, show people, right?
	Sure, yeah.
	You spend a million dollars on electionintegritymap.com and it don't even fucking work anymore.
	A week later!
	And no one gives a fuck about your...
	No one fucking cares!
	...about your billboard above a souvenir shop in New York.
	We care the most.
	You and I and Dennis, we care the most about it.
	Like, I was stoked to see these submitted instances of potential...
	I was ready to debunk it all night, and then it just didn't work.
	Yeah, it was just...
	No one wanted to have fun with him.
	What does it say?
	You gave these people a playground just to say the most fucking stupid shit.
	Is it because it was going so well that no one had to, like, really...
	It's too big to rig, dude.
	Yeah, it's too big to rig.
	You're right.
	Well, the strangest thing is, like, we know what happened with Tim Pool, and we know what happened with Dave Rubin, and I think it was Benny Johnson, too, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I wish there was a way for me to look into where Steven is getting this money that he's just throwing away.
	There's no way it's coming from Mug Club subscribers.
	I mean, if it were, that's good for him, but also you're just squandering it.
	I guess that's sort of, you get the free money and you're just like, I don't really care, I'm playing with the house cash.
	You buy some Dogecoin, that fucking idiot.
	He tanks it on Saturday Night Live, and then you just, you know, well, you lost all this cash.
	You might as well hold on to it.
	Now you've got $50 in your hand because President-elect Trump here.
	And the Dogecoin department.
	I mean, I don't know.
	He had a deal with Polymarket, too.
	I don't know if they gave him some house cash to play with, but...
	That's what it has to be unless like he's just truly bad at money like I am.
	Sure.
	You're putting so much capital behind this thing.
	Whether it did well or not, I guess there's like no...
	We're not going to hear about it from him.
	I'm sure internally there's a conversation going on about it.
	Gerald has to be saying, we can't behave like this.
	There's no way that they can believe that this is successful, especially after you hear what I'm about to play for you.
	But they will because this doctor had an orgy at his house who was telling us what to do about COVID, therefore COVID isn't real.
	It's like that big leap, if they find that that's fine to do, then why wouldn't this be?
	Hey, we did really bad on everything, but Trump won, so I guess we did good.
	I guess we did a great job.
	And that may or may not be the feelings at the end of the night, but we've got a little bit of a journey to get there.
	The most interesting thing to me that we missed during this live stream was the guests.
	Most importantly, how well the tech of this multi-million dollar operation went.
	So that's really what I focused on.
	That's mostly what we're going to be talking about.
	Let's jump in.
	IRL. Formerly funded by Russia.
	Fellow beanie wearer.
	You want to go to Tim Pool?
	Alright, we have our first guest of the evening.
	Let's go to Mr.
	Tim Pool.
	Mr.
	Pool, we are crossing the streams here.
	Are you there?
	Can you see me?
	Can you hear me, sir?
	And I don't know what's going on.
	Dude, Steven Crowder.
	Dude, don't say that about Steven Crowder.
	Oh, no.
	How dare you.
	Is it not working?
	Can you see me?
	Can you hear me, Tim?
	Why have you been disparaging Steven Crowder all night?
	Is he on?
	Gerald and Steven personally, Phil.
	I assume they hear us?
	I don't know.
	Well, they're doing some crazy stuff right now.
	I'm going to call it in three seconds, guys.
	All right, they're going to call me in three seconds?
	Is that how that works?
	Can you hear us?
	Don't go anywhere, boys!
	Yeah.
	Did Rob Schneider show up?
	Schneider wasn't there.
	He's cutting the lines.
	He's like, if I can't do it, you can't do it either.
	Eventually, they did connect to Tim Pool.
	It was another kind of awkward, shaky cross stream, which is actually how everyone did it, other than a couple people who just answered calls on their phones.
	And some people combined both of those things together.
	Caller number two, it was a big get, Jared.
	I really hope it goes well for them.
	Mr.
	Mr. Donald Trump Jr. Donald Trump, can you hear me?
	See me, sir.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Hold on, we're bringing your audio up.
	I swear to God, if it's Billy the Kid with the sound, he's going to get a silver brick right to his noggin.
	That thing's heavy.
	It is heavy.
	We're up.
	I think you're muted, Donnie.
	Oh, he disconnected.
	Donny!
	Donny!
	Are you guys there?
	There we are!
	There we are!
	I gotta turn my volume down.
	You guys are freaking loud.
	They really are louder.
	Oh, my freaking ears!
	He injured the ears of Donald Trump Jr., the son of President-elect Donald Trump.
	It seems like Noodles is fucking up because he's showing the back end of the production on OBS when they switch things and it doesn't go well.
	And also, Billy the Kid is fucking up on sound.
	He's about to get his head bricked with a silver brick.
	So Stephen actually keeps a silver bar on his desk.
	I imagine it's because he had, at some point, some sort of silver sponsor, one of those scam situations where they tricked him.
	It's the same as the food buckets.
	It's the same as the guns.
	It's all bullshit.
	We're accredited over here.
	We'll sell it back to you.
	So, Donald Trump Jr., exactly, is on his phone giving him a quick little FaceTime.
	Vertical video, of course, and they love that.
	I haven't seen too much of Don Jr.
	this last year, but, uh, I mean, he's a very sniffly man.
	He's He's got his own show on Rumbled.
	Did you know that?
	No, but I don't know why I would ever look at that when I gotta look at fucking Steven Crowder every week.
	Awful stuff.
	This is like Vivek Romswamy starting a show called Truth.
	Is he still doing that?
	I hope not, because like, you know, shut the fuck up, man.
	Don't you have like a really inefficient job to get to?
	Oh, great.
	Looking for inefficiencies while also adding more podcasts to the world?
	There's too many podcasts out there.
	But we're also having fun with the friends in the chat.
	That's true.
	You know, we're meeting new people.
	We're building our own network of leftist scum to take on these fucking dork asses.
	I guess we are doing something, aren't we?
	Going to our live stream, at this point, Lauren and Al had joined us because Russell Brand, after Don Jr., also hopped on the horn and did the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
	Basically FaceTiming in while simultaneously streaming to his audience from the Miami Rumble studio?
	What?
	I'm not the most tech-savvy guy, but I know how to multi-stream without using my phone as another input.
	And I would never hold up a phone and have a conversation with someone while also on a stream.
	You wouldn't put the camera up your nostril and then say, like, $20 words one after another for 15 minutes while Stephen goes...
	You can hear part of that.
	We will, at the end of this episode, tag on about an hour of our live stream, I think, so it's very likely that you can hear that conversation.
	One-fifth of the live stream.
	Hold on to your butts.
	It was a long one, and the entirety in the video will be available at shrug.club.
	It exists, and you can find it, and you will hear some of that at the end of this show.
	This is kind of cool.
	We're done with calls for a second.
	We're going to move to Ginger Snap, who is staged as a correspondent, even though they're feet away in the same building.
	He's literally in the next room over.
	He's not a correspondent, for a lot of reasons, but also for this...
	I don't have my audio.
	I wish we didn't...
	Oh, the reason why is because it's echoing from there.
	Mute it.
	We have to mute them, and then have to bring...
	Are we good now?
	Yes.
	Okay, we're getting myself echoing back a little bit, Toolman.
	All right.
	GingerSnap, Lane the Brain, what's the update that you have for us?
	Yes.
	In about five minutes, polls are going to close in a bunch of states, including Florida, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, places like that.
	And of course, one of the states that we expected Trump to win, we'll have to see, but it's looking that way is Florida.
	Right now, he's up 10% in Florida, which would mark a 7% improvement upon 2020, which is great because this was going to be Kamala's time.
	Remember, Florida's turning blue.
	It doesn't look like that.
	For some reason, I never thought Florida was going to turn blue, right?
	Yeah, Florida's gerrymandered to a point where it is permanently red.
	I mean, someone the opposite of Steven Crowder saying that New York is going to turn red probably at some point said Florida's going to turn blue, but I don't...
	There's some amount of, like, we heard one lived out person who's just probably shooting from the hip.
	Oh, what if Florida goes blue?
	Just something dumb.
	It's like, of course Florida's not going blue.
	America's limp penis?
	No.
	Nah.
	Nah.
	That thing ain't Maine.
	Not a wreck like Maine.
	So the sound is shit.
	They can't figure it out.
	It's echoing really, really bad.
	And it's pretty tinny, if I'm being real.
	Another big get.
	Your uncle's favorite former member of the Secret Service.
	Cool.
	Let's bring on Dan Mangino.
	I love Dan.
	Three, four.
	Everybody was regime controlled, and suddenly now you have the wild card of Twitter.
	We're joining their stream live.
	And even now Rumble, right?
	It's grown a ton.
	That's not Dan.
	So how does that play into the necessity of the Kamala team having a narrative control?
	Cancer will do that to you.
	I know.
	What you laid out actually is going to do this.
	What does this happen?
	Dan Bontino had cancer.
	He got more hair.
	So they sit here for a little bit, and then I kind of fast forward.
	I'm sure he's a very nice man, but I'm here to speak with Dan.
	So we can hang up.
	Well, I didn't ask you to speak with Mike.
	You can just listen to Mike.
	I don't want to listen to Mike.
	But why not?
	Because there's an entire team of people here who cost us millions of dollars.
	Dan seems to be fairly oblivious to the intended crossing of streams.
	And Stephen, who, at this point, flush, clearly ill, you know, rightfully so, is losing his patience because...
	I don't know who is producing or directing this but to send them several times live to cross streams with someone who doesn't know or isn't prepared it's not good production.
	No, excuse me, no.
	And what are we, like, 0-4, 0-5 right now?
	There was one conversation with, who is the Brazilian president?
	Bolsonaro?
	Bolsonaro's son.
	He was there talking.
	You could hear him fine.
	And he was also vertical video FaceTime style.
	And it was really, really choppy.
	Didn't add anything to the conversation.
	But yeah, I mean, these have not been going well.
	At all.
	I don't know.
	The more that I've been thinking about this, or sort of like the concept, right?
	That we're like...
	And maybe this is jumping too far ahead in the conversation.
	But sort of like, we need a left-wing Joe Rogan.
	Sure.
	Right?
	And it's like, well, the fucking...
	The people on the left...
	I'll use us as an example.
	We're fucking low-key.
	We make a really decent-sounding podcast...
	That has really solid editing.
	I see some intermediate tech elements involved.
	Yeah, we're over Zoom right now.
	But you know what also is that there's very little overhead to do this, right?
	And because of you, we're doing this, and we do it frequently, and it sounds good, and people are...
	It's not a lot.
	It's really not.
	I open up a program, I press record, and then we just have a conversation as if we are over the telephone.
	It's not complicated.
	If you're throwing millions of dollars towards something like this and you can't really seem to figure that out, then what about this is selling it to people?
	Why are people listening to this dog shit when week after week there's just this failure after failure and it doesn't really launch?
	They make promises.
	The promises don't go anywhere.
	We're not having as big of a hurdle, it seems, to put out something that's of good quality.
	And these guys who are winning in their own minds can't seem to figure that out.
	They can't put out a decent and good product.
	Remember last week when Dennis was talking about if you scrub through a show, there's just a line that shows up through all of it?
	Yes.
	It's stuff like that where it's like, this is something that I would do because I have no formal training with video cameras and stuff, but they're hiring people who apparently do.
	Also, it's supposed to be a comedy show and it's not even close to funny.
	It's funny on schadenfreude.
	That's it.
	That's why we have so much fun listening to it because we're...
	Suffering with them.
	Sure are.
	Steven, ill, also suffering.
	But, Jared, I have some good news.
	A few minutes later, Gerald drops some big breaking news.
	And you're going to love this.
	Yeah, but we do have somebody crashing our stream if you want to...
	You know, he wanted to come back and talk to you again.
	Who's crashing our stream again?
	Can you just tell me not being so cryptic?
	Dan Bongino.
	Oh, sorry.
	It's Bongino.
	They have a guest on, and they're going to go to us after the guest.
	Oh, okay.
	Get another swing and a miss from Gerald tonight.
	There's been many.
	Oh, we got you.
	He's crashing your stream.
	Really?
	He's not ready yet.
	Surprise!
	There's nothing interesting.
	Hey, the fight's in Vermont, guys.
	That's true.
	I'm getting information pieces at a time.
	I didn't see that part.
	Okay.
	I think if things didn't turn out, as they did with Donald Trump winning the election, that Stephen would have punished his entire crew at the end of this.
	A handful of folks probably wouldn't have a job anymore.
	Some still might not have jobs right now.
	We haven't checked back in this week.
	The job listings are still fairly available, right?
	Yeah.
	Well, are we LinkedIn-ing?
	Yeah, they still need a video editor, post-producer, video editor, videographer, shooter, as well as an office manager.
	Shooter?
	A creative director?
	Okay, so that's new.
	For the gun bucket?
	They got a gun bucket guy there?
	Creative director's new, so I don't know who they fired.
	Associate producer of research?
	They need one of those.
	And a powerhouse video editor and producer?
	So no one's doing research.
	They just have underlings doing research right now.
	No one to answer to.
	They need one more producer, editor, super video slash change my mind.
	They want someone to focus on that.
	I guess they're going to return to that in 2025.
	But lots of job openings if you want to work there and, you know, let us know how it goes.
	We've been dying to see what it's like, the process.
	Yeah, if anyone wants to undercover boss for us.
	Undercover employee, I guess, is really what it would be.
	But that would be boss of you.
	Stephen does get a little bit of his anger out in a speech, assuming that the left would be freaking out in the streets, which is kind of fun.
	They're protesting not against some kind of swing state.
	They're protesting against you, the American people.
	That's what they're protesting.
	When they riot this time, they're rioting against everyone else in this country.
	And don't forget it.
	Even if you didn't vote for Donald Trump, when people say, hey, I want to stand up for what's right.
	Okay, you talked about the integrity of democracy.
	Watch.
	This happens tonight.
	Donald Trump very, very likely, almost certainly wins the Electoral College, very, very likely wins the popular vote.
	If you see a single Walgreens, CVS, you see a single department store looted, you see a single person, my God, shot in the street for being a Trump voter like we saw in Washington State or was it Oregon, remember, that bullet is for you.
	That Walgreens, that shop is you.
	There's no more bullshit where people argue, even though it should never be the case, about the Electoral College or about Donald Trump and billionaire donors because we saw that they bragged about with Kamala Harris.
	The mandate of the masses and a significant winning margin.
	That riot is for you.
	Remember, let this reverberate through you.
	Don't forget it.
	And you should be pissed when that happens.
	And if that ever does happen, that...
	That's exactly why you heard me on my spiel earlier.
	Well, I'll never say political violence is never the answer.
	Hey, if people are actually rioting and burning down your houses, burning down your neighbors, if we see another summer of love, guess what?
	I would much rather see Korean shopkeeper defends what he created and, by the way, voted to preserve, than another man shot in the street.
	Remember, dozens of people killed in those riots.
	Don't let it get that far.
	Yikes.
	Quick question.
	Yeah.
	So we know that it's like fascism when the government and corporations combine, right?
	Sure.
	When they do their cross the streams, as Stephen would say.
	But what is it when corporations infuses with people?
	Corporations infuse with people.
	Yeah.
	You are CVS. You are Walgreens.
	These are you.
	Yeah.
	You are Gunbucket.
	That's interesting.
	You must save Gunbucket.
	Yeah.
	You are the brands, is the message that I just got from him.
	I mean, he did mention the shopkeeper at the end, but why the fuck do we care about the CVSs, right?
	Sure, but the shopkeeper is only there to protect the deodorant, right?
	Yeah, of course.
	My degree.
	I've got degree.
	I need 48-hour protection or else I'm just going to go like shit.
	I don't have a degree.
	I must protect the degree.
	Very cool.
	Very cool, indeed.
	So then you become the store that you are protecting.
	You are Optimus CVS. What's another one of them fucking robots?
	Transmorfer?
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Transmorfer?
	Beetle?
	Beetle?
	Beetle bug.
	What is this?
	I never watch those.
	I'm sorry.
	I saw the first one with Le Bluff.
	Fun guy.
	In the theaters, too.
	I gotta say, I don't think they're gonna get the reaction that they want from this.
	I mean, while there was some anti-Trump rallies in places like Cleveland or Berkeley or Philadelphia, New York, Chicago...
	They were relatively mild.
	People chanting, Donald Trump, you fascist clown.
	At San Jose and Berkeley, they dispersed.
	People are protesting Palestine, but they love Donald Trump.
	No one's protesting Donald Trump.
	Listen.
	And this is kind of a cool opportunity that we have now.
	For the past three months, I feel like the show has been defending Kamala Harris because we didn't want Donald Trump to be elected.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	I don't feel like I felt too much pressure on it.
	No, you did a pretty great job of that.
	Now is a great opportunity that we have to admit that she was most certainly no one on our show's first choice.
	Not even close.
	Nowhere near it.
	Now we have this kind of refreshing opportunity to push forward ideas that better reflect how we feel in totality.
	It's kind of an interesting opportunity.
	Yeah.
	I agree, and I think what is interesting to me is the dissolution of the Democratic Party as we know it.
	They just got their asses kicked in.
	We got schnockered out there.
	What's another?
	Walloped?
	Yeah, we got a big wallop.
	Toby Keith put that boot up our ass, I'll tell you that.
	So I have to look at this and say, who can come back like a phoenix from the ashes from that?
	And honestly, I'm just to the point of progressive policies are popular.
	We saw that with abortion being legalized or, you know, that type of reproductive care being legalized in several of these harsh red states that voted in great numbers for Donald Trump, right?
	Like, Somebody asked me, like, why do you think that that's a progressive policy?
	And just look who's championing for it, right?
	So I have to say that as my answer.
	The Democrats used this as a carrot, and they never gave us the stick.
	There's still time for them to do that.
	They never brought the stick close enough to us to get the carrot, I guess.
	Just using it as some sort of, like, vote for us because we're going to do something about this and then never do anything about it.
	And that just being, like, the modus operandi of the entire party.
	Well, not the entire party.
	Well, the DNC side of it.
	Yeah, I was going to say, the day after the election, it reminds me of that thing that Bernie said, that statement he released.
	It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.
	First it was the white working class, and now it's the Latino and black workers as well.
	While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change, and they're right.
	And he has more to say, but I'm sure that if you're listening to this show, you've probably heard it.
	We had a hope and change candidate, and in hindsight, we're like, this guy just did a bunch of drone strikes on kids.
	I think it's probably impossible to be a good person if you're the president.
	I think that that's just a line that not even Bernie Sanders would probably be able to tell.
	Just as an example, but Yeah, so we're disillusioned by Barack, and we had a moment where we could have had a really nice America for everybody.
	Even the people who are most offended by that would probably find themselves, after eight or ten years, more appreciative of the healthcare and maybe just the overall, like, Equity that Americans would face as a result, but we'll never know.
	And the reason we'll fucking never know that shit is because anytime there's a left move and anytime that there's something that, hey, we want something nice, we think we should have something better, what we get is we're adopting the Republican Party's stance on immigration and we're going to have never-ending war.
	And it's like, who the fuck is asking for this?
	You had a very clear path to victory, this Harris here.
	Like, the surveillance state agrees with me.
	You guys love this.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Look, Liz Cheney likes me.
	Yeah, her fucking dad!
	Who is the architect of why we are here in the fucking beginning with all this.
	And we have to just sit here and say, yeah...
	Oh, thousand percent.
	Yeah, but but we're also we're just voting for Palestinians to be murdered and we're voting for never ending bullshit for for either side of this.
	It's just one once more bold face.
	Well, also never going to bat clearly for, you know, the LGBTQ communities or minorities in a way that doesn't feel like pandering.
	She somehow was disorienting almost in every direction, even for someone like you or me who pays attention to politics.
	She could never clearly convince anyone of who she was.
	And that's her fault.
	Like, she failed.
	You know, and it's also Joe Biden's fault.
	He fucked this whole thing up by not stepping down sooner.
	I mean, there's a list of people we could blame.
	It's him, it's her, it's the Democrats.
	It's the DNC. They made the decision.
	My opinion on that is basically, they made the decision what they thought was going to be best for the party, and should they try to do that next time, I think that there's going to be fucking hell to pay, basically.
	There are too many faucets on and not enough arms to turn them off.
	And this is where we lose in messaging and this is where we lose in the vote of our class neighbors.
	They don't fucking care, you know?
	It's hard.
	If you're really not that checked into politics like we are, and I would even say that I'm only half in all the time, right?
	And maybe I don't know what the fuck is going on all the time, and I gotta stop and read shit, you know?
	But there's a whole contingency of people in this country that just don't give a fuck.
	It's so much easier to check out and just listen to what's being said.
	This is the TV. Trust what Rogan says.
	Yeah, Rogan or the news.
	Piers Morgan had four fucking Dave Rubens on and they all jerked each other off.
	That was a mess, man.
	The most recent one with Dave Pakman where they just shamed him into silence.
	But it's funny.
	This is the next four years.
	Yeah, we won.
	We're louder.
	We won.
	That's it.
	You can't argue against that.
	But at the same time, to bring this all back around, I don't think that they're going to get the liberal freakouts that they got in 2016.
	No, no.
	They're not going to make a killing on Daily Wire liberal tears mugs anymore.
	Yeah, I just saw that they're, like, pulling out the hits, you know, like, top ten Trump freakouts, and it's, like, number one still, like, bottle-eye girl yelling in Times Square or whatever.
	2016, yeah.
	Yeah, and it's like, all right, you guys, let's...
	But this is also, back to what I was saying, Republican creativity, right?
	Like, they try a podcast, they cross the streams with fucking ten other podcasts, and they just can't seem to nail it.
	And what is that?
	You know, what is that?
	Maybe quality doesn't matter.
	Joe Rogan has no edits, and he says nothing of real substance.
	The listeners of programs like this aren't looking to gain knowledge.
	They're looking for reinforcements of their feelings, for camaraderie, and a sense of community.
	It doesn't take snappy overlays or successful cross-streams Like, their audience doesn't expect anything, because they never deliver anything?
	I just don't think they want it.
	I don't think they care.
	I think that that's not part of content that matters to them.
	But then this would just be like, yeah, we just want the echo chamber, right?
	And I feel fucking stupid saying that, but that is ultimately like...
	what it is then i think so i think that after years of you know being called dumb and being shamed for your shitty politics and being dumb yeah that there is a lot of power in being in a room with people who don't think you're evil and that's why
	i mean this is not the time for the conversation of like uh don't ostracize and shame people because it does nothing but turn them into worse people goblin coated broken listeners And I've seen, this is where I have seen some quote-unquote liberal freakouts.
	I've seen Mitski said, if you voted for Trump, you need to leave my concert because that was an act of violence.
	And I'm like, yeah, I guess.
	Like, I get it.
	But I've also seen people be like, delete me if you voted for Trump.
	Delete me on social media.
	And I don't think that that is the answer at all.
	I don't think that that does anything but create more of these spiteful, resentful, hate-filled people who are going to be low-bar content absorbers, you know, and it's going to solidify them in their positions.
	Think about what happened last time with Twitter, right?
	When Twitter was all lived out and they were kicking people off and they started their own Twitter, but then all these people started coming back because they were missing the conflict.
	That's true.
	They were having a hard time...
	Creating discourse amongst themselves because it's just a bunch of dudes jerking each other off.
	Maybe that's what the content does.
	Good job.
	The content provides you with, whether it's true or not, conflict.
	The way that they present, the way Steven and Cheryl present TikToks that they find that they think are either disgusting or mock-worthy things.
	That's the conflict, and they're manufacturing it, and it's not even real time.
	It's safe conflict, because it's mockery from a distance.
	Yeah, yeah, they don't actually ever have to deal with it.
	They don't have to confront anyone, ever.
	No.
	Well, I do that at church every week, when I'm converting them, of course.
	Yeah, of course, yeah.
	But all this to say, it's like...
	I don't know what the answer is, but I'm actually kind of excited to watch how this plays out for these people who have, you know, so long made their identity being the underdog and the victim.
	Now there's no arguing and I have seen no real pushback.
	They are, like, expecting some new January 6th.
	You think college-educated voters...
	Are going to do anything like that?
	I don't think that that's going to happen.
	No.
	But that's what they think is going to happen.
	They should because they're going to fucking outlaw protests in any kind of form, right?
	Yeah, there's some dangers of that for sure.
	We probably should.
	Do at least go out there and, you know, lib hiss at him or whatever the hell.
	Yeah.
	After it became clear that the path for Kamala had narrowed to an unwalkable degree, the mood in the room does shift and toasts and celebration, literal, and also the song keep playing, ripping through, as well as some liberal freakout videos, I guess?
	They're stealing it.
	Let's make our first toast.
	Yes.
	Okay, so the first toast is to...
	I need champagne.
	Bring it in here.
	Oh, no, you got a red Solo cup.
	It's not what you didn't put in your mug, but, you know, it's symbolic.
	Oh.
	You can pour it in my puke bucket.
	That's his MAGA cup.
	Hey, also, Kylie, if we could bring in a thermometer, because maybe my fever's still here.
	We'll see.
	I bet you it could be an election miracle.
	Bring in the 8-1.
	Donald Trump wins and you magically broke through.
	Kylie, I need champagne, please!
	Stop yelling at Kylie.
	I'll wait for the toast.
	So before we do the toast, before we do the toast, we're going to have them bring in the drinks, we're going to bring in Paul Scratter, we're going to bring in Josh with a few toasts to make, but we have a leftist meltdown first.
	Yeah, so Harry Sisson basically tweeted this out again, the flag without the L. America failed women tonight.
	I'm so sorry for some of my initial thoughts.
	Oh, he's just trying to get laid.
	Let's hear it.
	He is a woman.
	He is a woman.
	Did we want Stinger?
	Not CNN. Is it just a tweet or is it a clip?
	Is it a tweet or a clip?
	It's a tweet.
	Okay, alright.
	Time for one of our leftist meltdowns.
	There it is.
	All right.
	All right.
	You are going for the chapel.
	Dramatic music The election between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris has not been called yet.
	Take the CNN audio down.
	But it is pointing in one direction.
	Oh.
	That's him.
	Is that his background?
	His background.
	But I just wanted to say that America failed women tonight.
	Who would know better than you, bitch.
	Trump has insulted women.
	Why does he bruise?
	They still won't bang you, dude.
	You wouldn't know a woman if it bit your clit.
	And he took women's reproductive rights tonight.
	And instead of standing up to that, people voted for him.
	No, people are still allowed to reproduce.
	We failed our daughters, our mothers, our sisters, our lives.
	You don't have a daughter.
	Guy's on the rig.
	It is unfortunately the reality of the situation.
	Yes, we know we will.
	So I'm sorry.
	Everybody out there will be impacted by what may come.
	What a good economy, you dick.
	We gotta sing this out.
	Harry really freaking out, you know?
	Fully out of control, unhinged response.
	Yeah, just really, you know, having a meltdown.
	There was a point where he bit his tongue and started bleeding because he was so enraged.
	His hair was being pulled out by himself.
	Oh, by himself.
	Yeah, clumps at a time.
	Did you see that part where he adjusted his collar on his shirt and the freaking steam shot out of his ears?
	What?
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	You should have seen it.
	You wouldn't be able to tell just by hearing it.
	The very calm, measured timber, thoughtful words and concerns that he was sharing with his audience that worked very hard to spread his message.
	Also, it seems like Nick didn't get the memo saying he's just trying to get laid.
	Yeah.
	Unfortunately, Gerald, just two weeks ago, declared him one of the gayest people that week.
	Sure, that's right.
	Yeah, he was a big gay of the week.
	Very confusing.
	Yeah, you know, but Nick Dipp doesn't really listen to the show.
	No.
	If he were going to, I think it would just probably be hearing his own voice and trying to clip whatever punchline he thought of in the moment for, Hey, you know, that would be a really funny joke if I set it up like this.
	At his little chuckle fucks.
	I like that he machine guns insults and none of them are clever.
	You wouldn't know a clit if it bit you, I think is what he said.
	I don't think you would know a woman if she bit you in the clit.
	Oh, that's what it was.
	I think is what he said.
	Either way, I mean, mine actually is kind of a funnier visual.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Huh, interesting.
	Nick's is a long walk, you know?
	Very few words, really long walk.
	Yeah.
	Also, Gerald needs to calm down about shouting for champagne.
	He needs to leave Kylie alone.
	Yeah.
	Who's Kylie?
	Kylie's just like the person...
	She's the blonde woman, right?
	I think so.
	I think they only, to my knowledge, hire blondes.
	They blurred her face out when she called...
	God, one of the Mug Club undercovers when they called somebody.
	Oh, I don't know if she's involved with that, but she might be.
	I think she was on the phone on the Rumble stream when that was happening.
	I don't know.
	The only other Kylie signing that I have that comes to mind was during...
	It must have been the debate between Trump and Biden when she delivered him the mug that smelled funny, remember?
	Oh, right.
	Did you pee in this?
	Whatever he asked her?
	Yeah, the gross mug that she gave him.
	So she's pretty much, to my knowledge at this point, just like a bartender or a host.
	Malort.
	She's pouring Malort shots for these freaks.
	Jeez.
	She's giving them Diageo brand liqueurs.
	Remember that whole thing?
	We waste so much time this fucking year.
	Remember when they were talking about BlackRock?
	And it goes nowhere?
	Yeah, that's who it was.
	That's who it was.
	I think that's Holly called the lawyer at BlackRock and they're like, you should really consider not doing this.
	This is just stupid.
	We're going to ruin your life if you do this.
	This show is a waste of time.
	They manufacture these large controversies and then most of them go nowhere.
	Yeah, but with the Wayne Gretzky, you know, like you miss all the shots you don't take or whatever.
	I guess that's true.
	And they're just slap-shotting all of them through their own windows all the time.
	It'll cost a lot of money.
	So Gerald's getting a little sloppy.
	I mean, everyone kind of is at this point.
	It's a 10-hour live stream and they've been drinking the whole night.
	So the toasts continue.
	Gerald gave Steven a toast, thanking him for his leadership, which was really, you know, kind of off-putting.
	You know, how would it not be?
	It would be like the Champ Kind shit from Anchorman.
	Just, I think when this is over, we should get an apartment together.
	It's kind of the energy.
	But you have to also remember that Gerald is shielding a property from the divorce, remember?
	He actually does own one of Stephen's houses, but maybe he's like, we should relocate there.
	Maybe they should move in.
	We should all live there.
	Like, all of us, actually.
	And then Ginger Snaps' eyes light up.
	He's like, I'd love to spend the weekend with my boss.
	Yeah, he's so excited to hang out with his fucking bosses, dude.
	I can't wait till they put me in the cow costume.
	When is it my turn?
	When do I get whipped?
	Steven actually interrupts him with his own toast.
	It's not just me saying I know that you were giving me a toast for me and I appreciate it, but to the team who made this happen, we wouldn't be able to do this with anyone else.
	Thank you guys very much.
	A toast to the team here who made this happen.
	Everybody.
	Cheers.
	Can I get more champagne, too?
	Yes.
	Just do that.
	Absolutely.
	I love champagne.
	I think he's already been through two bottles.
	I didn't even know we were doing cigars.
	Did you know about the cigars?
	There it is.
	We lost the election.
	Yeah.
	Wonk, dog.
	The thesis, though, is, yeah, I don't care what they said during the 10-hour stream, and this multi-million dollar stream is just trash in quality and content.
	It's a failure.
	The whole thing was a fucking mess.
	Yeah.
	They would never know it.
	Ours went pretty good.
	Ours did pretty solid.
	We had one person, shout out to my boy Chuck, who said, hey, just press this one button, and that was it.
	That was the one.
	We had one, right?
	And that was it.
	A weird camera situation when we had more guests on.
	Oh yeah.
	So we unchecked a setting and it fixed everything.
	So we had one visual flub that we fixed very quickly.
	We are only ever doing like you guys and then me.
	For the most part.
	Sometimes.
	We had someone in the chat kind of help us out with just one small tech thing and it was great.
	Yeah.
	The other thing about that, too, is that now that it's unchecked, we'll never have that problem again.
	No.
	And it's a self-correcting thing, right?
	And so just moving forward, we'll have an even smoother operation.
	Yeah, it turns out.
	And we've only been doing this for 14, 15 months now.
	Which, thank you everyone who's been along on the journey so far.
	And for everyone who tuned in during that livestream, that was surprising.
	Didn't expect as many folks to come out.
	So sick.
	Yeah, that was amazing.
	Very cool to hang with y'all.
	The on-brand folks, DJ Danarchy and Knowledge Fight.
	So much cooler than us.
	They're so fucking cool.
	Yeah, what the fuck?
	I'm not surprised.
	I'm not surprised by how nice and warm everyone was, how generous they were with their time.
	Man, we're just so lucky that we got to experience this kind of uncomfortable thing together.
	Yeah.
	100%.
	This next four years, I think we're going to see a lot of downs and a lot of downs and a lot of downs.
	And I think the most important thing that we can try to rely on is the community that we build on the internet and outside of the internet.
	On and off these shows, I want our listeners to feel like if they need to reach out to us, that they can.
	We're here.
	I hope that you're there for us, too, if we We are trying to build something that I think has to last us.
	We have to build something quick, too.
	That's the other thing, right?
	We don't have a lot of time, and I think it's really important that we lace it up.
	Oh, shit.
	Damn it, Jared.
	They just announced another one.
	Oh, no.
	It's Director of Agriculture's The Corn Kid.
	Yeah.
	What the hell?
	The big thing with knobs?
	It's got a lot of juice?
	Yeah, it's him.
	Oh no!
	It's corn.
	He's somehow 38 years old.
	He's somehow older than all of us now.
	He was the whole time.
	Oh my god.
	He tricked us.
	Yeah, it was fucking crazy.
	Recess therapy, my ass.
	He was on smoke break.
	Did you see...
	Oh my goodness.
	Yeah.
	Casey Anthony for...
	Department of Family Services?
	You did see.
	So you did see.
	Is that what it was?
	It has to be.
	Yeah, it's got to be.
	What a fucking nightmare is kind of what you were saying in a more aggressive way.
	But yeah, we're going to be here for you.
	And you got to be there for your community and your friends.
	We got to take care of each other in this moment.
	Yeah, I think that's the biggest thing here.
	Yeah.
	I'm curious to hear what your thoughts are here.
	What do you think Louder with Crowder is going to look like in a post-underdog world?
	Do you think that they can function without being victims?
	Because it's kind of the show that they created.
	Yeah, good point.
	I had only kind of thought about it from like the way that we'll be talking about things.
	But I guess that perspective is off of their perspective.
	And so if it's just a lot of like we can't lose type of stuff or I mean, like do they switch to being like somewhat critical of these things?
	They've hitched their wagon to Trump at this point, but they're obviously going to disagree with some of the things he does because he may be an authoritarian, but I don't even think he's like a conservative.
	If I'm being honest, I don't think he has any real beliefs beyond personal interests.
	Of course, at some point, they're going to butt heads.
	They already disagree on abortion.
	I think establishment Democrats are going to be probably kind of quiet.
	Pelosi is going to be around.
	Does that really matter if they don't really have a majority voice in any of these places?
	Democrats are just going to get stepped over every step of the way.
	Wherever they need to be stepped over, they will be.
	from a lot of the Democratic Party is that they'll just roll over and fucking take it.
	Take a little belly scratch on the way out, if you don't mind, and just allow for this shit to happen.
	And I think that any sort of change that we're looking for has to happen on a ground level.
	It has to happen from us and you and...
	I don't know.
	I think we gotta stop fucking sitting on our hands and figure something out.
	How we get behind this movement that we want, I guess.
	I don't know.
	So who's Steven gonna target then?
	He has no one that he can focus on if they have no ability to do anything.
	Yeah, and I mean, like, maybe that's where he turns in like he used to, or has been on the side on people that used to be in his circle, I guess, you know?
	Is there going to be more infighting from these jackals, or like...
	Are we going to see Netflix Fight Night 2?
	It's Crowder versus Dave Rubin because, you know, their personalities, their egos are just too big.
	Dave has too much Botox that's gotten into his brain.
	Sure, it's leaking, yeah.
	Just leaky.
	I'm kind of excited if I'm...
	I don't know if I should be excited.
	Yeah, excited's not the right word, but I understand.
	I understand.
	I'm morbidly curious because this is the reality that we're in.
	Yeah, we're through the fucking doorway now.
	They sold the door on the way out so you can't even close it.
	That's about all I can handle this week.
	And I'm sorry it took us so long to get this out.
	I think we all, like, I'll admit it.
	I needed a second, I think.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, yeah, certainly.
	If you disagree with us, feel free to convince us otherwise.
	LouderThanCrowder at gmail.com is our email address.
	I don't think I say that enough.
	It's open to anyone.
	Reach out.
	Say anything.
	Both of us read everything that comes in.
	Also, feel free to keep listening after this episode ends.
	I think we're going to air about an hour or so of our election livestream of the Century livestream.
	You can experience the video version in its full five-hour runtime.
	Of course, when you're mentally ready to revisit that, because, yeah, I mean, you don't need to jump in.
	Right in, but it will be there for you at shrug.club.
	Feel free to join and support us there if you like what we're doing and want to see more live streams in the future.
	Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
	That's a free thing that you can do that really does help us a lot.
	It moves us into other folks' algorithms, and that is unfortunately just how things work these days.
	You can find us on x at thancrowder.com.
	Shrug.club is our website.
	We also have wokeyoutube.com, louderwithcrowder.net.
	What else?
	Election livestream at thecentury.com.
	And what else do we have?
	Also wicked.com.
	It's us too.
	Okay, great.
	Great website.
	Until next time, for Dennis, I'm Byron.
	And I'm Jared.
	Take care.
	See ya.
	This is an AudioWool original. AudioWool
	original.
	Oh.
	Welcome to a very special Louder Than Crowder, a live stream about the election live stream of the century that is currently going on at Rumble.com.
	As it is the Rumble on Rumble over there, and we're here on Twitch.
	How about that, folks?
	The stream is hosted by Steven Crowder, and according to my Truth Social push notifications, it is dominating, and we'll talk about that in a second.
	But yeah, my name's Byron.
	I'm joined tonight from Occupy, Texas.
	It's Jared, tipping the hat.
	Hello, everybody.
	And Dennis, is he in the sky right now?
	Dennis is above Northern Idaho.
	Okay, well, there's better places to be, but there's also worse places to be, because here we are on the ground, having to deal with all of this.
	And tonight, we'll be with you as long as it takes, crawling through the muck of the Mug Club Army's election integrity map and report system.
	We're going to be checking in with the Louder with Crowder boys, which are on screen right now.
	And Stephen, of course.
	Although he let me know at the beginning of this livestream that he actively has the stomach flu.
	So this is going to be very fun and exciting to see how that turns out for him.
	Did he do Jimmy John's?
	Okay, you probably...
	I mean, I don't know.
	They're big McDonald's guys this last week, but who knows?
	With the raw...
	Well, the raw beef, but it was the onions, we found out.
	Yeah, it was not the beef.
	It was the onions.
	And yeah, there's Gerald, there's Nick on screen right now, Nick DiPaolo, of course.
	But there's also a handful of advertised guests.
	Turns out they're not really guests.
	They're actually just doing like simul streaming guest appearances with Dan Bongino, which I believe we've already missed.
	Pierce Morgan, Russell Brand, which we have not missed.
	Patrick Bette David, Tim Pool, and more.
	But tonight, Jared, we're not alone in doing this either.
	Uh-uh.
	Al and Lauren from On Brand are gonna be joining us later, as well as quite possibly the legendary DJ Dan Arkey himself.
	And who knows?
	Possibly some other folks popping in.
	And yeah, we might jump back to Steven's feelings on the first Trump presidency.
	Not sure if we're gonna have time for that, because a lot is going on.
	Some clips after the time Trump lost, and yeah.
	I don't know.
	I don't think we're actually going to do that.
	I imagine we're going to have our hands full keeping up with what's going on tonight.
	Because I don't know if you got to look at the integrity map that Stephen...
	The reports are staggering.
	He sent it...
	I was at work when you sent it, and yeah, I'm going to have to download immediately.
	For all the new listeners, and I do want to say thanks, everyone tuning in right now, new faces, fresh faces, feel free to follow on Twitch if you want to hang out with us on a more regular basis.
	Stephen, if you're not a listener of the show, he's been working on something called the Mug Club Army, which is on election night.
	He pulled together this thing called the Election Integrity Map, which is at electionintegritymap.com, where people can self-report potential violations in election law.
	What else are we self-reporting on this site?
	Hmm, I wonder.
	Interesting.
	And they've been coming in, but really not as many as you'd think.
	Not that many, huh?
	It seems like many.
	And they've spent millions on this.
	Is that right?
	That's what they said.
	They said that the cost of these infrastructure elements cost them millions of dollars.
	Do they know that this is what it looks like?
	Currently?
	I don't know, because I've kind of been...
	Listen, I've been a little bit scattered in preparing this live stream, so we did start a little bit late, and I'm not really sure what's going on.
	Should we maybe even check in with them really quick and see what is going on?
	Did that just say Russell Brandt?
	Oh!
	Oh!
	Change it!
	Excellent!
	Sorry, it is Gerald.
	I apologize.
	Here we go.
	We got Russell.
	He took a quick break.
	This is Gerald.
	It's good to see you and hear you, my friend.
	Hello, Gerald.
	I know you.
	Look who it is!
	We've talked about the Lord, we've talked about life.
	He's using his iPhone to simulcast in?
	So what are you doing right now?
	What are you watching in the election?
	Is there anything sticking out?
	Hold on, let me go Fox picture in picture.
	Hold on, let me go back to me.
	Here I am.
	Alright, everyone, I'm just talking to Gerald from Louder with Crowder.
	Many people think that Gerald is the true mastermind behind Louder.
	He's about to open a void with the camera.
	People like him.
	Don't be harsh on yourself.
	Not especially on election night.
	Absolutely.
	What are you watching for right now?
	Is there anything in your mind that if you saw you would say, hey, this is going in the right direction for Trump?
	Mate, listen, I'm watching this like a person who's been dragged out of the United Kingdom, pummeled through several institutions of entertainment.
	Institutions?
	Yeah, what's that?
	And is now trying to observe ulterior movements politically while recognizing that we are lost in eternity.
	I know from listening to people who provide this kind of analysis very brilliantly, like on your channel and over on Daily Wire and, you know, even in spaces that are of a different political purview, that the significant places appear to be Georgia and Wisconsin.
	But I'm watching the granular stuff now, Gerald, of people saying, like, Hispanics in Philadelphia have rolled up their trowels alex.
	LAUGHTER He sure is boring, Gerald, which is kind of difficult, huh?
	He can't understand him.
	He's getting nauseous.
	Wait, wait, we've got a sick update.
	The Hispanics, they're rolling up our trails, that's a good sign in Philadelphia, Stephen, we can relax.
	I don't know if you said...
	I was thinking Trouser Snake, which, by the way, Russell, I know that you...
	I've watched your jiu-jitsu videos.
	You do quite well for yourself, my friend.
	So, I don't know what...
	Fight, fight, fight.
	That's not the result of any serpents in my trousers.
	I'm not saying it's the one who fooled Eve.
	I'm saying it's a friendly serpent.
	So, what did I miss here?
	Because, sir, I don't know if Gerald filled you in.
	I lost a bunch of weight.
	I stomach flew from hell, which you probably...
	Could be the result of some spiritual attack, we could say, where I had to be hooked up to an IV to make it here tonight.
	What you missed is Russell said I was a very nice guy, and you guys shouldn't give me a hard time.
	Oh, well, he's full of shit.
	shit that's why we left his country.
	So what did I miss John?
	I asked him what he was looking for, and he said the granular data.
	So, yeah, you didn't miss anything.
	And you're stateside right now, right, Russell?
	Yeah, I'm in Miami right now and I'm watching Hispanic voters.
	Hold on, there's two.
	There's two Hispanic voters already.
	A little imprint called Bad Boy Records down here.
	Have you heard of it?
	I see not a weed whacker amongst them.
	Catholic voters.
	Those are Cubans, they don't weed whacker.
	Are they Cuban Americans?
	Once Cuban-American.
	Thank you.
	By the way, we've talked about Cubans quite a bit.
	My agent, Gay William, is Cuban-American, gay, and to the right of Attila the Hun.
	Cuban-Americans are a different breed.
	Let me ask her.
	Your mom or your dad, when you were growing up, if you were sad or depressed about something, did they just tell you to get another job?
	Yeah, they'd be like, listen, at least it's not communism.
	Come in, come in.
	So, just a quick update here.
	Al, I have you popped up on screen.
	Al from On Brand.
	Are you watching this?
	Is this live on his stream as well?
	Anything.
	Hi.
	Yeah, yeah, so I'm getting the other side of this at the moment.
	It's just Russell.
	Oh god.
	And who is this person next to Russell?
	Oh, jeez.
	Sorry.
	Russell, that's Nick DiBolo if you're not familiar.
	Hi, Russell, how are you?
	I can't remember.
	You're a brilliant man.
	I'm not at all.
	Because he's got a different team with him in America compared to the team in the States.
	That's why it makes sense.
	I certainly don't want to mislabel you as more right-leaning, left-leaning.
	What do you feel is on the line tonight?
	Like what sense of heaviness or consequence do you feel as far as this election?
	I'm trying to maintain a degree of sanguinity amidst the creeping dread.
	Because if you watch something like Elon and Rogan and him saying this is a precipitous moment when it comes to democracy itself.
	Let's all listen to Elon.
	and terror emerging from the establishment centrist left.
	It feels like it's nothing short of pivotal and And I wonder how we contribute, like, those of us that operate in these spaces, Stephen, to this sense of beyond trepidation, real fear.
	This is so awkward looking.
	Coming from someone who was, like, first a champagne socialist, then a cocaine communist, then a heroin anarchist.
	By the time I got to fentanyl, I couldn't have any politics.
	You were a ghost, yeah.
	Hey, hi.
	Hey, hi.
	I was talking to Ruben earlier, and I was saying, like, I used to think that, like, Karl Marx was a genius, the idea that we should all share in a kind of brotherhood, that people are equal.
	And then over time, very, very slowly, because I'm a pretty slow learner, I recognised that if you grant the state the kind of power that our kind should only grant to a god, Then they will behave like a god, but a god without ethos, a god without true virtue or principles.
	One of the things that I'm continually noticing is the way that you all report on hypocrisy.
	They're saying this, and they're doing that.
	Or maybe even something like the Nelk Boys viral...
	When does he breathe?
	All right, yeah.
	You guys...
	Is he doing, like, a circular breathing thing to keep that up?
	It seems like it, doesn't it?
	Russell, what is going on?
	Um, yeah, it's...
	Seems like a circular breathing thing.
	He's become very practiced at just not letting anyone else talk, which is a frequent problem when you do a show that is supposed to be interviewing other people.
	Here he is!
	Which is great for Steven because, I mean, that's just going to kill some time, you know?
	So what has the night been like so far?
	Have you been watching the Russell stream for a bit now?
	What's going on?
	I don't know how the election is going, which is kind of shocking for me since I've been trying to figure this stream out for the past hour and a half.
	What is going on?
	And hi, Lauren, by the way.
	Hold on.
	I'm fixing this.
	No, you're...
	Okay, we have some things going on with Lauren at the moment.
	But yeah, so from Russell's perspective, he's kind of been streaming for like the last, I don't know, 45 minutes-ish, less than that.
	He chatted to Dave Rubin and that was dull.
	He then lost the stream for a while.
	He then prayed and explained how God is like the three forms that water can be in.
	Okay.
	Vapor, ice, and liquid.
	That's how I do marijuana, actually.
	Nice.
	Yeah, I mean, Garnt, drugs, I mean, you know, is there that much of a distinction?
	But he, yeah, he's just been kind of palling around.
	He has confirmed that he is no longer vegan or vegetarian, by the way, so I'm like, oh good, nice to have confirmation of that.
	He's just, he's eating air.
	That's how he does the talking.
	He's a breatharian?
	A breatharian?
	I forgot about breatharians.
	That's fun.
	Iron, you got me, right?
	That's real.
	Classic breatharian.
	Is that Rael?
	Or that was like a Rael joint?
	It was, but most of them lie.
	Hi, how's it going?
	Welcome to the stream.
	Sorry for the chaos.
	It's so great to meet you guys.
	Yeah, it's so great to meet you.
	I'm sorry, my microphone didn't decide what it needed to do, and I had to restart a thing.
	It has one job, and they always forget how to do it.
	Yeah, welcome.
	I really hate it.
	So, is he truly holding his phone right now, and this is a simulcast?
	I spent a lot of time pulling this together.
	I've got five monitors around me right now, and I could just be holding a fucking cell phone right now?
	This is an eye-opening moment.
	I'm sorry.
	Who's mad?
	That's great.
	I live.
	I think it's great.
	I've come back around to that's awesome.
	Russell does very few things that are fun or interesting in any way.
	This is stupid enough to be good.
	Alright, well, let's see what he's saying real quick.
	What's amazing about it is that, like, if you watch Russell's version of it, like, you've just got the static camera and him just, like, staring at his phone, you don't get any of the, like, this angle from his phone is actually much better than the one on his actual screen right now.
	Really?
	And this is from...
	Yes.
	Does Rumble have a studio in Miami?
	Is that what's going on?
	Yep, that's where he is.
	Yeah, he's at Rumble Studios in Miami.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Yep.
	Well, let's see what he's up to.
	Still muck about, man, and have fun.
	It's changed me pretty radically and pretty quickly, and it's changing me all the time.
	Oh, man.
	Well, that's great to hear, and I'm glad to hear you put it so authentically, because we unfortunately sometimes have people, you know, they convert, and then right away it's, well, and by the way, and everything that I did was wrong, and now I'm going to do it this way, and they right away go to telling everyone else everything is wrong.
	If people want to count up the sins, they can just watch this stream tonight.
	That's why I always, if it goes to theology, I say, well, bring up Gerald because he's basically an actual choir boy.
	Not actually a choir boy.
	Not quite a choir boy.
	Conversion therapist.
	Yeah, it's a little different.
	All right.
	Wow.
	Where's your gut telling you tonight?
	And we're just doing this, everyone.
	What's your prediction as far as how this turns out?
	Well, my prediction is only based on listening to the predictions of people that know more than me, but it seems like a Trump victory followed by a period of tumult.
	But don't you still, in spite of your position, try and consume media that's contrary?
	Are they confident?
	Are they falling apart?
	I can't tell.
	Yeah, it's a little too early for them to tell, but I will tell you there's not the same confidence.
	There's less confidence tonight than they certainly even had in 2016, and that was one that was a shock to all of us.
	So it's a good point.
	We do have the leftist meltdown alert.
	We have an entire team back there looking at numbers.
	Do you feel like Steven's having to dial it back a little bit because Fran's eating all of that camera?
	I mean, maybe.
	Is it one of those like...
	I'm just, like, I want to figure out if it's, like, what kind of meter?
	What's the trigger of the meter?
	And also, I want to know, is this, like...
	You two have been following Brand leading up to the election.
	Has...
	Has his stance on this shifted at all?
	And how painful has it been to have him talk about kind of the same stuff for like two months potentially?
	Or like, what is his stance going into the election?
	I'm really curious because like...
	You're assuming this man understands like US politics at all.
	Mm-hmm.
	And he profoundly does not, like, profoundly thoroughly does not understand it, so he's just saying stuff.
	I have an example of this.
	Not like 15 minutes ago, he was looking at some polling coming out of Georgia, I think it was.
	And I think he was looking at the kind of votes coming in, actually.
	And he was like, well, surely once you get to 50%, that's a definitive amount and you can just stop, right?
	And you can just call it.
	And I was like...
	So he wasn't paying attention at all during the last election.
	Well, what's interesting is he is so removed from the news.
	Capital T, capital N, TM. And U.S. News, also.
	So he just knows what he's told.
	Kind of like, whatever's hitting the wall.
	Whatever, like, you know, his...
	Al, what's his name?
	Oh my gosh, I'm blanking.
	Gareth.
	Gareth.
	Gareth, yeah.
	Whatever Gareth tells him is basically...
	Who the fuck is Gareth?
	Gareth is in his ear?
	Gareth is his Gerald?
	Is that...
	Yeah, Gareth is...
	Gareth has been his...
	Yeah, so he's the series producer for Stay Free and has been kind of Russell's kind of friend and confidant since the mid-2000s, basically.
	And Gareth is the person who, at the moment, I don't have concrete evidence for this, but internally I am kind of...
	I am crediting Gareth with being the person who sent Russell down this whole alt-right rabbit hole in the first place.
	He's very much the person who knows the stuff, and when we first started doing the show, Gareth was kind of a co-host, and Russell would just kind of rattle stuff off, and then Gareth would have to be like, haha, no, actually, it's this other thing, you know, quite often.
	Sure, Jamie pulled that up, yeah.
	But there's no value to that.
	If he's wrong, that person isn't useful.
	It actually is detrimental to the quality of the show, right?
	To have a guy who actually knows what they're talking about correctly.
	He's talking to me right here.
	Oh, is this...
	He doesn't know more news...
	Is this a parody?
	Sorry, guys.
	Go ahead.
	We missed it.
	Probably called it for Texas.
	What a shame.
	What a shame.
	Travis County, like, all-time highest election turnout this year.
	Oh, that's exciting.
	That's wild.
	Yeah, it's like 94% or something.
	Al, do you like Oasis?
	Uh, not really.
	Well, can you hear this?
	I can't hear that.
	Okay, cool.
	Just making sure.
	How do I get the feeling it's not?
	It's going to be just a second, but yeah, this is how they started their stream.
	This is how we started the election stream.
	Today is going to be the day turning power to red from blue.
	Oh, Steve.
	They're not going to let up.
	me and you no way no how had their ballots intercepted before they arrived to them and cast without their knowledge they need illegals in the street because they'll vote for Dems Okay.
	You have a border.
	He wants to build the wall, though, Al.
	Well, man, I didn't even get the drop.
	No, I mean, I think we should spread this one out.
	I've got about four of those, so don't worry about it.
	We'll wrap up a ways.
	You know, Wesley Willis is what I have to say to you, gentlemen.
	Are you bucked out over there?
	Oh, did you notice?
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	This is my livestream.
	This is my livestream uniform.
	We got rodents on over here.
	Okay.
	It's the rodentia.
	Rodent rockers.
	It's the ratatouille contingent.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	We love a Buc-ee's.
	We drive to Texas a couple times a year for like...
	You know, art shit.
	So yeah, we love a Bucky.
	Kind of a bummer that white supremacists have started wearing Bucky's stuff on purpose.
	Is that right?
	Is that a thing?
	Yeah, man.
	I'm not gonna feed into it.
	The okay symbol still just also means okay.
	But to wear?
	She'll just come and take it?
	Like regular?
	Another 500 miles down the road, I guess.
	Yeah, to court.
	We're going from Temple.
	We're taking it to San Marcos.
	That's it.
	I want to do a quick check on the audio.
	Someone in the chat pointed out that we were a little quiet.
	I just want to make sure everything's going good.
	And also...
	Demographic changes here are blinding.
	Tonight the leftist dicks need some reminding.
	There are many ways that we can keep our nation true, and there's one way how.
	How?
	Tell us.
	Yeah.
	Well, frankly, we're gonna stop the anchor baby.
	Oh, wow.
	That's what he went for?
	Yep.
	Isn't he an anchor baby?
	Hmm.
	Like, arguably?
	We're going to build the wall.
	We have no choice.
	And you've got to remember, Jared, he was born in the United States and then moved to Canada because his mom is Canadian.
	Is that not what an anchor baby is?
	I guess.
	I mean...
	You come here, you lay your eggs, and then you go to your country of origin.
	Now you've got dual citizenship.
	Yeah, it's not.
	He is doing that old quiet part lab thing, but I don't know.
	This is a stinker, and honestly, it's not over because you heard Trump kind of come in there, right?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The hype man.
	Crazies are standing in our way.
	Now it's time to be the voice for you.
	By now, you should have somehow realized that you're getting screwed.
	I don't believe that anybody will win as big as we are about to now.
	The endless lies, attacks, and weaponizing.
	Tonight, the liberal chodes need some reminding.
	So many wins that Trump will have in term number two.
	And it's starting now I said frankly We're gonna be the one that's a shame Rage Against the Machine covers the oasis Not least of all To chew that great big wall I don't know.
	That was giving a little bit Mike Ness.
	That was a little bit of, like, social distortion really trying, which, still...
	That's another point of social distortion, you know?
	That's...
	Wow.
	Wow.
	He could really, like, get into, like, a story of my life type of situation, I think.
	But, you know, that's a little bit out of his...
	Not 1996, you know?
	Yeah, you want to talk about a ring of fire?
	Ooh...
	So, I mean, that's how you start.
	I've got to say, like, I'm personally offended that they don't at least just whack, like, a simple autotune on the vocals.
	Just something real, easy, just to...
	That's what gets ya?
	Melodyne's free.
	I mean, that's the problem?
	It is free.
	Melodyne's free, right?
	Thank you.
	When Stephen is harmonizing with Donald Trump, I do think that you need a little bit of autotune.
	But there's been other times when they go overboard.
	Like, we've seen some parodies.
	Mostly AI parodies, I guess, are the ones that really crank it up.
	Like, every time he has Taylor Swift sing a song.
	I can't remember any others that come to mind where he went full autotune, Jared, but...
	Yeah, it's just bad, but also a really, really good way to start the biggest election livestream of the century.
	So, congratulations, Stephen, you got us there.
	Yeah, I mean...
	Yeah, I was complimenting you guys about...
	Why would he?
	He's also Canadian.
	I was trying to compliment you guys because the Wesley Willis song from the most recent episode, I blurt laughed fucking too loud in a thrift store.
	And that's all y'all's fault.
	So you're welcome.
	That's Jared's fault.
	Jared did that.
	He tracked that down.
	That rare B-side.
	I'm happy you know.
	Yeah, I'm from St.
	Louis and we live in Chicago.
	I was in spitting distance of the Rock and Roll McDonald's.
	Right on.
	Nice, nice.
	We have to know, right?
	Like, yeah, of course.
	This is a landmark.
	We got to see him all the time.
	He came to St.
	Louis all the time.
	You've seen him?
	Yeah.
	Oh my god.
	Well, I'm old.
	I'm very old.
	And it was...
	It's a real effort.
	I don't mean to be like, you're old, you've seen this, but I'm probably not that same age, probably.
	Yeah, well, I don't want to say I'm cool, because that's not true.
	That's pretty cool.
	I don't know.
	You saw Wesley Wilson.
	It's fantastic.
	Well, so here's the thing.
	I've barely seen it.
	My partner has seen...
	Oh, he's very excited.
	He's just moved past and overheard me.
	We got a little fist pump for my partner, Mike.
	He's seen Wesley Willis...
	How many times?
	Just once?
	Once is good.
	Oh, two or three.
	We're spoiled.
	He would come to St.
	Louis a lot, so that's not anything big.
	I never got off work on time to actually see the whole set, though, but that's me.
	That's kind of a bummer, actually.
	Yeah, it's like one of those.
	You hang with it.
	He's a moment.
	He was a performance artiste.
	Being there, yeah, pretty lucky.
	Trying not to brag.
	Sorry.
	No, we'll take it.
	We love it.
	Let's be bummed out again.
	Let's get back to politics.
	Yeah, let's get an update.
	Let's hear what Nick is saying real quick.
	...in the world, and you know what?
	We've got to keep this positive.
	So let's all look at CNN, and let's hate them.
	Okay.
	The fight's out there!
	The fight's out there!
	Look at what these dopes are saying.
	...takes those two.
	The Vice President of the United States needs to win that.
	That's what makes the math interesting.
	She needs that 19 votes right there.
	She needs those votes right there.
	This guy's been lying for years.
	She needs Pennsylvania.
	P.S. I'm shaped like a pear.
	He's so funny.
	God, he's good.
	I could only aspire to be as good as Steven Crowder is at banter.
	Wait, we have projections?
	Okay, wait, hold tight.
	Delaware?
	He goes, oh, Steven Crowder!
	And I remember, I didn't say...
	We have a projection.
	Let's see.
	This is an official shrugmation election projection.
	Apparently, Delaware is going to gobble up.
	What?
	What?
	I hadn't heard it.
	It was good!
	Okay, okay.
	Well, I mean...
	Joy noise!
	Yeah.
	Hello, Shrug Nation.
	You've entered the Shrugtuation room with Byron and Jared.
	We're in the Shrugtuation room.
	What?
	That's so sick.
	Well, I hope it wasn't too loud.
	It sounded like it was too loud, but that's okay.
	I don't know what's going on with the election.
	Can someone give me an update on what's going on?
	Because we've just been having too much fun over here.
	Are things in good shape?
	Bad shape?
	I mean, people are counting votes.
	I think that's what's happening.
	I think that's the best we've got.
	Polls are closed here in Texas.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	I don't have any.
	I didn't mean to actually give an official projection, even though it said that.
	I don't know if Delaware is actually.
	I just can assume, right?
	That's a safe assumption.
	They're going for Joe Biden.
	They didn't get the memo.
	Oh, damn it.
	That's who I voted for anyway.
	I wrote in Harambe.
	What's the peanut butter, the squirrel, or whatever?
	That's who I wrote in this year, actually.
	What is going on with this election integrity map, though?
	It's been taking forever to load, and it seems like there's only 43 or 33 entries here.
	But that's good, because that means there's not a lot of interference going on out there.
	Of course, that's what you want.
	That's what you like to see.
	But suspicious behavior at the ballot box.
	Let's see if we can read what that's all about real quick.
	Yeah, let's see what our homies are saying.
	I think it's getting DDoS.
	Has Steven complained about any sort of...
	I mean, he can't if he actively thinks that there's 450,000 people watching his live stream right now.
	Wow, this thing is not happening.
	That really does feel generous, I've got to say.
	I think they're cooking the numbers, for sure.
	I don't think Rumble...
	The Rumble on Rumble has to be successful.
	It's on Rumble.
	Well, here's the thing, right?
	Like, Russell has more followers on Rumble than Stephen does, right?
	Russell has, like, over two now.
	It's 2.01 million followers on Rumble.
	Russell's election livestream numbers are hitting, like, 15,000 to 20,000.
	That's Russell's numbers, and that feels much more accurate to me than half a million.
	Yeah, and I mean, Stephen only has 1.64 million followers, which is significantly less than Russell, so I don't know.
	Too big to rig.
	I do have to also mention, Stephen says he's staying on the air until they can call the election.
	Thanksgiving.
	It's gonna be weeks!
	I mean, that might be fun.
	I might quit my day job and hang out, too.
	That's what's blowing my mind here.
	Right?
	Like...
	Calling it now.
	Calling anything now.
	What?
	It's closed for an hour here.
	Yeah.
	Two weeks ago, he was at 99% Trump, so.
	That is what he said.
	Yeah, sure.
	He declared it.
	I mean, even just in general.
	Oh, no.
	So, the issue here from November 3rd, it was submitted, suspicious behavior at ballot box.
	Suspicious behavior at ballot box spotted at a library location, 1530 Superior Street, Lincoln, Nebraska.
	And then they have a video.
	Here we go.
	This is freaking skateboard, kid.
	Yeah, so they created, it cost millions of dollars, Al, something called the electionintegritymap.com where people, so far 33 people, have, it's basically like a Google form where you can upload video.
	I don't know.
	This is supposedly suspicious behavior at a polling location.
	Seems like someone might just be, I don't know, delivering some balance.
	Let's see.
	Dumping Gatorade into the church clothing drive drop-off box or something?
	That prank is totally fine.
	That's a reasonable prank.
	That's a cool and fun prank.
	Kids are just being kids.
	Let him have fun.
	He's looking around.
	Yeah, this guy is just looking around, lurking from his car, watching this child.
	He's getting on a cell phone.
	That's normal behavior.
	He's getting on a cell phone here.
	We have a mule, folks.
	It looks like he's taking a picture.
	Is it Dinesh Dostuza sent this?
	He's taking a picture of himself.
	One of his mules out here.
	I guess.
	because he's excited to participate in the electoral process.
	- Trying to find that best angle, yeah.
	Who's proud to vote?
	That's suspicious to me. - I guess.
	So far, I'm gonna say.
	The people that got the werewolf sticker?
	In Michigan.
	They're proud they voted.
	The 13-year-old girl that drew the...
	It was on John Oliver.
	Yeah, I'd be thrilled if that were me.
	Yeah, I would be so happy to get that sticker.
	Alright, everyone in the chat, I want to sound off.
	Was this suspicious?
	Was this a violation of voting rules?
	Yeah, and the reason why though is because we're in all black.
	Up to no good.
	You guys have seen Spy vs.
	Spy before?
	These guys are out here and they're doing all kinds of these tricks to each other and it's not nice.
	It's not nice.
	Oh, we've got a countdown here.
	The thing he will do, actually, is deport E. Jean Carroll.
	Oh, but wait, and Ricochet won.
	Have you seen this segment?
	This will be fun.
	You guys will love this.
	This is not something we do often on our show, because it's more of the comedy portions of Stephen Crowder's program.
	This is 7 plus 1, I think is what it's called?
	I took my license out of here.
	He brought it back for tonight?
	Speaking of yelling, it's actually...
	No, we've been putting this off.
	It's time for tonight's first seven plus one.
	Oh, jeez.
	Okay, it's time for tonight's first tool man.
	And everyone, you have your sheets there.
	It's things that Trump will do on day one of his presidency.
	It's time for tonight's seven plus one.
	They've got it.
	Uh-oh, noodles is...
	That's not...
	They have a new sound guy, or a new, I guess, overlay guy named Noodles, and he's not doing a great job.
	He's fucked up a lot in the past week, so...
	You can work there, though.
	Yeah, Russell has similar problems.
	There's plenty of job openings over on their website if anyone listening is looking for a gig.
	Please.
	I don't know.
	It kind of sounds like working for TVN. Oh, right.
	They always forget the one in the chamber.
	This is seven plus one things Donald Trump is going to do on day one of his presidency.
	Number seven, Gerald Morgan.
	All right.
	He's going to convert the White House kitchen to a McDonald's.
	Oh, that's pretty good.
	That's actually not bad.
	That would be fun.
	Terrific.
	She's not allowed back there.
	Number six is he'll get a new White House dog.
	And call the bitch Pelosi.
	That's the correct use of the word.
	Good job.
	That's what he'll do.
	Seven plus one things Donald Trump will do.
	Day one of his presidency.
	Number five, Nick DiPaolo.
	Replace the bust of MLK with the bust of Stormy Daniels.
	Hey!
	Come on.
	Look!
	Yes!
	It's a comedy segment, right?
	Yeah, that's what they're going for.
	They don't always find it.
	For all her faults, it's the one that's blameless.
	I don't think they looked.
	Why was she black?
	Number four is bronze.
	Number four, add bum fights to PBS programming.
	Well, I guess they can do that.
	The stroke of a pen.
	Dennis in the chat.
	Oh yeah, shout out to Dennis.
	Are you in the sky?
	Oh, he's in the sky.
	Hi, Dennis.
	Great to see it.
	So far, not a lot of comedy here.
	And they're openly admitting that Donald Trump supports bum fights.
	That's kind of cool.
	That's the kind of guy I want in the Oval Office.
	Awesome.
	You remember when that guy went on Dr.
	Phil dressed as Dr.
	Phil?
	Yeah, that was actually...
	Dr.
	Phil loves it.
	That was good.
	He thinks that the Rogan guy loves it, you know, but then he hated it when this other guy did it.
	And this other guy's just stealing the joke.
	Hey, that'll get funding.
	Number three, Gerald Morgan.
	Signs executive order that Biden can host his mall walking group in the White House.
	Well, that's charitable.
	Only from 5 a.m.
	to 6 a.m., sir.
	And then the entire time he walks by, he's like, I want to smack his ass!
	I used to sit in that office.
	Yeah, sure you did.
	Such a weird insult.
	Sorry, Mr.
	Former President, that you want to smack men's asses.
	Number two, post Biden's Corvette on Facebook Marketplace.
	Well, that seems like payback.
	God, this is just so unfunny.
	It's painful.
	And they had weeks to prepare.
	They took the whole week off last week and at the beginning of this week.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Was it last week, Jared?
	They sure did.
	Oh, that's right.
	- Right, because they started-- - They sure did. - They started airing, basically programming to try to either sell the show or recruit employees.
	They did like a documentary of what they do every day to get ready.
	They show Steven like doing a bunch of calisthenics and weightlifting at 4:30 in the morning.
	- Oh, oh, that sounds delightful.
	I want to see an 80s-style fitness video of him trying to get people to it.
	It's basically a 15-minute Rocky montage.
	The cool thing is he's doing vocal exercises, which are just offensive racist accents, which is pretty cool.
	He's doing it in his car on the way to work.
	Chopping his throat and doing the RFK Jr.
	voice.
	He was trying to do that, wasn't he?
	It's fun.
	We'll probably cover that, I think, after this, because I don't think I can stand either them spouting election conspiracy quite yet or celebrating a Trump victory.
	But who knows?
	We'll see what happens.
	The problem with this from the start, and the same with Russell, the same with all of these fucking election coverage things, is that there's just no information.
	Like, you're just sat there saying nothing.
	Like, why are they doing this?
	So are we.
	No, try lightly.
	I mean...
	That is true.
	We haven't said anything about the election so far, but at the same time...
	Well, that's not really our job, is to look at what they're doing, right?
	Exactly.
	But still, like, I think maybe we could...
	We'll figure it out.
	We're going to throw stones so hard and so quickly because it's kind of what we're doing today.
	I mean, listen, I made stings.
	That's pretty good.
	Like, when we do call stuff, I can.
	That's more crap than Russell's put into this, I can tell you that.
	I had a genuine joy response, and you thought I was making fun of you.
	So, obviously, I appreciate.
	Well, and I appreciate you.
	Let's see.
	We got the last one.
	I guess there's one more plus one in the chamber.
	And the number one thing Donald Trump will do on the first day of his presidency, Nick DiPaolo.
	Bug bomb!
	What?
	Oh, Toolman was like, hey!
	Just remember, Toolman, the plus one thing he will do, actually, is deport E. Jean Carroll.
	Oh, but wait, and ricochet one, and euthanize her vagina!
	Jesus Christ.
	I'm sorry.
	And we're just going to pause it on that to let it hang with you guys for just a moment here.
	So this is why I don't put this on the show.
	There's no real value, even to make fun of.
	It's just like, it's not good, not funny.
	He doesn't even use cool, like, Bill Maher-style music or anything with it.
	It sucks.
	Damn.
	Wow.
	That was surprising.
	Just gunshot noise.
	Just gun sounds.
	That's all we need.
	Wow.
	Wait, is Truth Social a sponsor?
	Remarkable.
	I didn't know that.
	Oh, this is Mr.
	Guns and Gear.
	We don't get to see him very often.
	We also delve into...
	Alright, okay.
	Well, he sure is firing those guns.
	He sure is shooting guns.
	So, yeah, we talked a little bit about your thoughts on potential perspectives that Russell has on the election.
	Right, yeah, he didn't actually get to answering.
	I'm curious, does he have, you think he has legitimate thoughts about U.S. politics or not?
	Does he...
	So, he definitely has thoughts, but he will admit himself that he is very easily led.
	And that is part of the problem.
	The thing he's mostly kind of harped on about over the last year and a half is RFK Jr.
	He's been a big RFK Jr.
	guy.
	But he's always said positive things about Trump, has always rushed to Trump's defense at every possible moment, right?
	And basically, since RFK Jr.
	was like, well, I'm joining Trump now, you know, Russell's been much more mask-off about, like, yeah, this Trump guy's pretty fucking great, isn't he?
	Okay, cool stuff.
	So yeah, much like Rogan kind of endorsing Trump through Elon Musk, Russell is endorsing Trump through RFK Jr.
	in that same kind of way.
	And it's more of a personal thumbs up than any sort of policy, like clear policy decisions.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's the anti-vax stuff.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And, like, RFK Jr.
	has been on Russell's show, like, what, four times?
	Whoa, really?
	I think four, five, something like that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Frequent guest.
	It's misery every single time.
	But, yeah, they're buds.
	They did threaten to have a pull-up competition at one time, and that never materialized, which I am slightly sad about.
	I would actually like to watch that.
	Yeah, where are the odds?
	What do you think?
	You know Russell's physique probably better than anyone.
	I think RFK could do it, though, right?
	I think he could out-pull-up.
	He's shorter.
	Oh!
	Easily.
	Easily.
	Russell...
	Oh!
	Yeah, alright.
	And he does Brazilian Jujitsu.
	He does BJJ. True, true.
	It's hard to pick up a heavier body.
	That's part of it, right?
	Yeah.
	Yes, yeah, but I think also, like, upper body strength, like RFK Jr., like, he doesn't fuck around with the glamour muscles, like, those are pretty intense.
	And I've seen footage of RFK Jr.
	doing pull-ups, and I don't think Russell could manage the same degree of it at all.
	I don't know.
	Thoughts, Jaren?
	I'm going to put a poll in the Twitch real quick.
	We've got to see who's going to win this competition.
	And also, we have another parody from Steve, and he just premiered.
	I don't know what it is yet, but I think we should probably take a quick listen.
	Bitch is cringy.
	Oh, it's so old.
	Oh, man.
	I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by when it's been.
	We'll be right back.
	I can't stop.
	God.
	Jesus.
	The things I see.
	The things she does.
	You make laughs.
	Don't seem real.
	Yeah, girl.
	We just found out what they were doing last week We've heard this one though, I think right it's
	I've never aired this one, but it's really, really bad and the poll is live now.
	Wow.
	Sorry about your ears, folks.
	That is disappointing.
	Yeah, Brendan in the chat.
	Yes, I got the hammer.
	That was too much.
	There is a level of cringe specifically with like...
	At boys doing badly at music that makes me want to disintegrate.
	Like the episode of Ren and Stimpy, Space Madness, where they implode in on themselves into a ball.
	Classic.
	It makes me want to leave Earth forever.
	It's just sitting here listening to that guy.
	I think he's doing a good job.
	Oh boy.
	He's proud of himself.
	They're getting hammered with a DDOS attack.
	Oh my god, dude.
	They never have anything that works.
	Hammer!
	Oh my god!
	So it looks like this report here, a road was closed on Election Day in Sheldon, New York?
	Oh no, disenfranchising farmers.
	Disenfranchising farmers.
	Alright, let's take a peek at the video real quick.
	Somebody's gonna have to explain this one to me.
	The most heavily trafficked road in this area is on the other side of that road closed sign.
	And the polling place is right down there.
	So, uh, what the fuck?
	Why is this road closed?
	Okay.
	I'd have to...
	Well, we have a location.
	I don't know if we could...
	Riveting reporting is what that was.
	Is this really what we're going to do with our night?
	We're going to try to find an alternative route for this person?
	We'll help him out.
	That's how you can get to vote.
	Yeah, I'll show you how to vote.
	Alright.
	It doesn't seem...
	I have a sinking suspicion that he's going to access it from the other side.
	It's probably going to be...
	It seems like you could get around it.
	The other side.
	Lots of options here.
	Alright, election.
	We gotta vote again, everyone.
	We gotta cancel the election.
	This is...
	This is just too much.
	That's it.
	A road was closed.
	That's it.
	Game over.
	Someone call Rudy Giuliani, right?
	Let's get him on the horn.
	He's dying his hair right now.
	We can't bother him.
	He's got to look good in those photos tomorrow.
	For primetime.
	I don't think this is working.
	And there's fibers in the ballots.
	This whole thing's fucked, you guys.
	Let's see.
	Five o'clock.
	Sweeping power outage in Port Townsend, Washington.
	It's just a power outage, apparently.
	All right.
	Sweeping.
	I wonder if it's under control.
	Are you trying to tell me that the millions of dollars website here isn't working properly?
	Isn't that wild?
	Yeah, you would think for millions of dollars you could figure this out.
	And this is what they're saying.
	It's 162 to 62 right now.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what the election's doing right now.
	Oh, God.
	You have to ruin it because you want to watch your wife swap!
	Calm down!
	Why you gotta be so What's Russell doing?
	Maybe, can we check in on Russell really quick?
	That might be funny.
	By all means, he's just watching some TV, to be honest.
	He's watching CBS. Is that true?
	Yeah, he's just, like, genuinely fighting a rubble.
	He looks a lot different now.
	Yeah, what happened to his hair?
	Different guy.
	Watch how coconut oil affects belly fat.
	I love the rumble ads.
	You guys, this is great.
	Al, you like them too?
	This is the best.
	The rumble ads get me every time.
	Oh, they're the best.
	I want to make more of an effort to show the rumble ads.
	Maybe check your text real quick.
	Charlie told me something to check on.
	I have some new reporting to build upon the data just outlined there by Major Garrett.
	In Virginia, there has been a real emphasis by former President Donald Trump to build The problem is, because Russell doesn't know anything, he mostly just sits here and watches content when he does things.
	He's a Marine veteran, okay?
	And I know him.
	...trying to recreate Governor Glenn Youngkin's 2021 effort, where he was able to...
	My boy Greg Kazar won his re-election to U.S. House in Texas 35th Congressional District.
	Wait a second.
	Yeah!
	Woo!
	What, what?
	Uh...
	This is an official Shrap Nation election projection.
	He won.
	Is that right?
	You want to say that, Jared?
	Yeah, our boy Greg Kazar here in the 35th.
	Congressional District just won his re-election for the House in Texas.
	Give it up to our boy.
	In the House!
	Joe, I'm sorry about the coconut oil.
	It went by too quick.
	I got interested in it very much so myself.
	I mean, there will be other opportunities.
	They do draw you in.
	There's plenty more rumble ads in the world, I can assure you that.
	Well, not as many as you think, though.
	They do repeat themselves.
	It repeats surprisingly frequently.
	Alright, I'm just adjusting some camera stuff really quick.
	Thank you, Charlie, in the chat for helping me figure out that multiple camera issue.
	And we will be right back.
	Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a good movie, right?
	Do we have any qualms with that?
	Yeah, we're still allowed to like that one.
	Yeah, we're still allowed to like that.
	Jason Segel's still funny.
	But for the full frontal, Jason Segel.
	Of course.
	Right, exactly, exactly.
	Well, I'm sure everyone's seen Harrison Ford doing the rounds lately with him having said to Jason Segel that he's got a nice dick.
	Wow, really?
	I'm sure everyone's seen that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, good for him.
	That's great.
	That's a huge compliment.
	Yeah, well, they're friends now.
	So, you know, it's always nice to know that a friend likes your genitals.
	You know, that's...
	That's a true friend.
	Mm-hmm.
	Yeah, he's been hanging around the town that I'm in currently because they're shooting a...
	Is it a Paramount Plus series?
	The 18 whatever...
	What is that?
	The Yellowstone?
	Otto Siegel.
	Oh, the Harrison Ford stuff, yeah.
	Yeah, we've been seeing him around, hanging out.
	Was he doing Yellowstone?
	He's doing...
	It was a different show, right?
	It's called 1889 or something?
	Wait, are those not?
	Is it one of them?
	Yeah, it's like the prequel.
	Yeah, they were doing that.
	Okay, yes.
	Sure, I'll watch Harrison Ford Be a Cowboy.
	Sure, why not?
	Why not?
	They're feeling pretty good about their performance with African-American voters, particularly African-American men.
	They believe that they have been able to pick up some work and see some games in that demographic, although they don't have Do you think he's bored?
	Is he bored?
	Yes!
	Okay, do you get the sense that he doesn't want to be doing this ever?
	Well, one, he's been bored since he quit drugs.
	Two, he's been bored since he got baptized.
	Yeah, he's been bored since 9-11.
	Like, he's been bored for a long time, pretty much.
	Yeah, yeah, his life has gotten substantially more boring since the Christianity.
	Yeah, sorry.
	He decided to do the Christian thing and found out how boring it is.
	And now he's really bummed.
	Kind of all the time.
	It's sort of a face level.
	Why did he make that choice?
	Do you think to just solidify the hooks in?
	Okay.
	Yep.
	Well, the way he tells it, like, the actual baptism was partly on a whim.
	The Bear Grylls asked him, and he just went, yeah, alright.
	Wait, Bear Grylls?
	Is Bear Grylls bad?
	Uh, not great, I'm gonna say.
	Not great.
	I heard it's because he drank some parasitic urine of his.
	Got brain worms.
	We don't need to give brain worms any more credit with these white men's bad choices.
	They've threatened enough democracies this year, I think.
	But yeah, Bear Grylls is not great.
	He's very charismatic Anglican is the words we would use.
	He's not Russell-level bad, I will say that.
	I don't know of any crimes that he's been accused of, and I'll say that very clearly, but...
	Yeah, not thrilled about Bear Grylls in general.
	And he, yeah, he's one of the reasons that, well, he's the main reason that Russell got baptized into what we believe to be the Anglican Church.
	He's still not confirmed his denomination at all and claims to be denominationless because that serves his interests better.
	Yeah, I mean, he can...
	Oh, Josh is here.
	Oh my god, guys.
	This is half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman.
	He goes by that.
	You know you can't bet on our stream being removed.
	Which, by the way, you guys can go check.
	Can we check that in with the Polymarket, the betting odds on this show being taken down from YouTube?
	Let's check in right now.
	The Polymarket check-in to see...
	I know Noodles has to bring it up, so I have to kill some time.
	Let's check in.
	Noodles is so bad.
	And the bets are...
	Oh, 26% chance that this show gets removed!
	Hey, you know what?
	While we're here...
	That's a better chance than Kamala has of winning right now on the same map.
	I was gonna say, can we check and see what her odds are right now for the overall?
	That's not the same.
	Wait, we gotta see who that is.
	Noodles has been slipping up and showing the wrong things lately.
	He showed their internal slack last week on accident, which was really fun.
	Oh, that's fun.
	Yeah, this guy is bad.
	This guy is not a good employee.
	He will not be there after this.
	Let's see.
	I'm willing to bet he doesn't get paid much.
	Oh, of course not.
	No.
	7.25 an hour.
	Did we miss it?
	Maybe not skip monkeys, right?
	I'll find it later in replay.
	I kind of know.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Nick's back.
	Okay, all right.
	I'm going to get back to the legal cave.
	I'm going back to the legal cave.
	We have a legal cave.
	All right.
	Thank you, half-Asian lawyer.
	Did we have a stinger for half-Asian lawyer, Richmond, or no?
	No, I didn't.
	All right, let's bring Nick.
	You guys gotta be prepared with more stingers.
	That's just what you need.
	So, yeah, I guess I don't think people, most people haven't seen half-Asian Bill Richmond, so that's nice.
	I think I played a couple clips of him on the show, but he was more present on the show.
	He sat pretty much third chair for a couple months during Stephen's battle against Facebook that ended up going nowhere, because I don't know who the fuck cares, right?
	Like, it's Facebook, but...
	Now he likes Zuckerberg because he does jujitsu, so that's cool.
	This is always fun.
	Oh!
	Oh, interesting.
	Yeah, so we were talking about Russell's religious journey here.
	Is he flirting with specific denominations?
	He's trying to become a pope, I heard.
	For the hat.
	He has said he wants to be the Pope, but he keeps claiming to kind of be leaning towards Catholicism because he likes doing the Rosary and he likes kind of that sort of bit.
	Standing up, sitting down, doing that kind of stuff.
	Right, that's what he keeps talking about.
	And his wife is Catholic.
	So, you know, that might be pointing him in a specific direction.
	But that's the most specific he really gets.
	He will say, I like Catholicism, but then, and give himself an out.
	Well, he's a sponsor of the...
	He's involved with the Halo app, which is like...
	Mark Wahlberg.
	Yeah, the Mark Wahlberg Catholic...
	Yeah, so he is involved with Catholic stuff.
	I mean, definitely legally.
	Yeah, they're different.
	They came in as a sponsor not long after the allegations dropped as well, which I'm like, oh, that's interesting.
	Okay, cool.
	It was like within a couple of months, suddenly Hallow show up.
	I'm like, oh, all right.
	There it is.
	So his baptism...
	Go for it.
	Go ahead.
	No, no.
	The Bear Girls Baptism.
	Well, I did.
	So I looked into all this kind of stuff.
	Also, I was American, so raised around fundamentalist Christian stuff.
	I don't know.
	I think we're a little more used to it over here.
	As far as the degrees of...
	Not everybody's a snake handler.
	Not everybody's like, okay.
	There's like a range, right?
	It's like, who are you in the Righteous Gemstones kind of pantheon?
	Are you one of the main guys or are you just like got a small town church but you're still kind of trying to get it on a grift?
	So he, I think, appeals to Catholicism because of the Hallow app and And the trad-cath, which isn't, like, the trad-cath-ing, which is, like, what J.D. Vance is into.
	So it's not Catholicism as we would think of it as, like, a bake sale or, you know, the, like, homecoming, you go, you know...
	Play games on a weekend in a parking lot somewhere at a church.
	Like, TradCath is a very specific, I guess, oh, yeah, it's a very specific kind of, like, far-right influence that is all over Rumble.
	So it's more of that kind of influence.
	But then the Alpha Course and the Anglican Church is obviously what he's referencing in a lot of his coverage and just how he talks about his experiences.
	But...
	There was a priest who was at the baptism that Bear Grylls performed on Russell with his friend Tony, who was just around.
	Wait, who's Tony?
	Who's friend Tony?
	I gotta know.
	We don't know.
	Was it Bear Grylls or Russell's friend Tony?
	That's...
	I can't let...
	What's his name?
	It's not Tony.
	It's...
	Goddamn.
	He injured his foot at this baptism because they did it in the Thames, in the River Thames.
	Yeah, and he cut his foot in poop water in the River Thames.
	So the priest...
	Was not in any photos.
	The Daily Mail can't figure out who the priest was.
	We've kind of deduced, we can maybe assume, because Russell also said that the priest showed up in what, like a kayak?
	Yeah, they took a boat and picked the guy up in a boat, like a rowboat, up the river and picked up the priest and then did the thing.
	Yeah.
	I don't know how standard that is.
	I've never been river baptized, so I don't really know the process.
	So maybe a kayak is necessary, but...
	Jared?
	I'd say shoes are more necessary in the Thames.
	Yeah, I think that's probably a good call.
	I've never been baptized.
	Jared, have you been baptized?
	Were you a religious guy?
	My folks were, and I did get baptized.
	I don't remember any of that, you know what I mean?
	And actually, the church that baptized me was not the church that I have any memory of at all, so...
	A real, like, my dad's Jewish and my mom is not, so it was just very, like...
	You know, weird, weird understanding of religion growing up.
	And then, you know, it's never really played like a big part in my...
	I got confirmed into the church when I was 16.
	I had to do that whole thing.
	And that was like the last time I ever went to a church except for my cousin's wedding.
	That's the last time I've been in one.
	And that was...
	That's nice.
	I was like 17 or something.
	So...
	I hate to interrupt.
	We've got Ginger Snap is on location.
	It's pretty much that area that borders D.C. and the rest of the state.
	So that would tell us why it might be more prudent to wait.
	Button your shirt.
	No, no, no.
	Get another one out.
	County is the one we've been watching because it's right there by DC and Loudon was just I think there are 54% the last time we saw maybe reaching towards 60 now but still there is a substantial amount of vote to come and all of those locations so you know and Trump has been trending very positively in a place like Loudon where he's 10 points up on where he was in 2020.
	That's important the data for people to know because it's a it's you know Kamala Harris right now is 56% of the votes there in Loudon County to 40% of Donald Trump But like you're saying, he's performing significantly better than he did in 2020.
	Yes.
	I think Biden had a 26-point win in Loudoun County last time.
	Okay, so 10 points more, and we can bring that up.
	We'll give people access to the overlays.
	And again, there's a lot that...
	They bought those headphones, right?
	They bought, like, headphones to make you look like you're actually, like, an election...
	Trucker headphones.
	Specialist, yeah.
	Wow.
	Breaker.
	Congratulations.
	10-4, good buddy.
	I'm out here in the club, as Dennis says.
	huh yeah he's that oh man you all weren't kidding wow that's a go-go boy if i've ever seen one fully look at this like five o'clock shadow that ginger snap is rocking he's out he's on the hunt right now i think you think he's reporting live from miami boys and gals About to go out in the town with Russell.
	It's quiet!
	Yeah, that's a fresh haircut.
	Those veneers are like a solid piece of plastic.
	And we're trying to figure out why he's the single one, you know?
	I wonder.
	We know why.
	We know why.
	Wow.
	Disobeying the Bible, spilling that seed.
	I wasn't ready for how pretty he was.
	That's funny!
	Oh, man.
	He's got makeup on and everything.
	I feel like he's got a little contouring on his nose or something.
	He's dewy!
	Yeah, he's out here.
	That's not Elf.
	That's Sephora.
	That's not CVS. No, he takes care.
	He spends a little cash out there.
	You see your reflection in his forehead, and you know that it's working, you know?
	I was going to say, I'm kind of impressed that he manages to look this attractive while the lighting is doing him zero favors at all.
	Yeah, at all.
	Well, you got it.
	You got it.
	It's kind of impressive.
	Yeah, right?
	Sorry, not sorry.
	These two men, just side by side here.
	I mean, like, who are we going?
	Why are we watching Crowder's show?
	When is the ginger snapback hour coming?
	Yeah, right.
	Oh, they had to put him away because it's distracting.
	Why did he put us on mute?
	We're going to have to do improv over this, y'all.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, Gerald.
	Ew.
	Ew.
	Can't wait for ginger snaps.
	You know what we finally found?
	George Santos' Katara, his drag queen persona finally emerged.
	I'll be in the front row to tip for Gingersnaps.
	I mean, Gingersnaps is already a drag name.
	It's pretty much, yeah.
	Onlyfans.com backslash Gingersnaps.
	When she's a rostos, we're going to go!
	You can't allow him on screen for long.
	He makes Steven look like shit, you know?
	That's what I'm saying.
	The side-by-side is rough.
	What's Steven eating right now?
	Fire him, Steven!
	More Jimmy Jones.
	He's eating just loose guacamole.
	I wouldn't be so chipper.
	Why is he eating that?
	If he's sick, he's physically ill right now.
	I'm so confused about his choices.
	He has been sick maybe, what would you say, Jared, 40% of the episodes that we've covered?
	At least.
	At least.
	And he's not been in the last few that we've seen, so they haven't said he's sick.
	We started putting up the Steven Crowder PTO timer up on the screen, and now they're not talking about it as much.
	Now they're making excuses.
	You know?
	He's mapping the human genome or whatever.
	It's like, no, he's sick.
	And he comes back and he's got this stomach flu and he's eating loose guac over here.
	It's gross.
	It's really...
	I feel like Stephen couldn't defend his choices if he tried, you know?
	This is the problem.
	It's just like, I don't know, I just like it, leave me alone.
	I mean, this is why he couldn't take that Daily Wire contract.
	They had all those rules where if he missed certain days that he wouldn't get paid, and he's really...
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's incredible.
	This is really good stuff.
	You showing up and doing a shitty job and eating loose guacamole isn't gonna cut it.
	That's not gonna pay your bills.
	Oh, I'm going to start my own network then, Ben Shapiro.
	And it's going to be filled with all of the best people.
	Jim Brewer.
	Oh, no.
	What is he doing?
	Mr.
	Guns and Gear.
	Oh, wait.
	Jim Brewer's out?
	Okay.
	Well, how about Brian Callen?
	Wait, Brian Callen's out now, too?
	How about Alex Jones?
	No, wait.
	Alex has gone, too?
	What does he have left?
	We've got Josh Firestein.
	Josh the Lemon Party Firestein.
	Yeah.
	This is great.
	What is Alex up to?
	Is anyone clocking Alex Jones?
	I have not been checking.
	I've been...
	I don't...
	I'm not sure, you know.
	I think there was an InfoWars-like channel there, but I don't remember it being particularly active, if memory serves.
	Yeah.
	Well, I found something...
	PattyDeadPixel said in the chat, like a coffee and loose dip, because Stevens were angling for an early exit.
	That is rough, but just give me a chuckle.
	Oh, boy.
	You guys are having fun in there.
	I like that.
	Okay.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Go ahead.
	No, I haven't been paying enough attention to the chat.
	I want to make sure I shout some people out.
	What do we have in here?
	Giving Mike...
	Well, Dan...
	Dennis is having fun, and actually having fun with some of our regular listeners, which I'm living, frankly.
	I'm having a great time watching y'all just get to know each other, having a little mixer.
	That's fun.
	This is what it's like when worlds collide.
	Yeah, and by the way, thank you guys so much for hopping on and doing this with us.
	I like that song.
	Hellman 5000, baby.
	Of course, yes.
	Rob Zombie's little brother, Spider.
	Yes, yeah.
	Nailed it!
	That was a great album.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm over here putting on, what, probably BMX. What's that?
	Dave Mira Freestyle?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Dave Mira, Matt Hoffman.
	And this is real ass.
	We're coming out here!
	Oh, we have...
	I remember it from a wrestling game.
	I can't remember which WWE it was, but it was definitely in one of the like...
	Maybe SmackDown ones, like early ones or something?
	07, I think.
	I think it was later.
	I think it was later.
	Okay, okay.
	Jared, I think I'm going to open this Biden-Dark Brandon secret sauce.
	That I bought a while ago.
	I know it was going for like $30 on eBay, but I think it's time.
	Because it's got zero malarkey, and I think that I'm also thirsty.
	He's going to sip?
	Oh, man, we got Owen in the house over here?
	Yeah, he's in the war room right now, right?
	Did you see Owen get worked by Destiny the other day?
	That was really fun, yeah.
	Making ads for him until he saw the comments behind the scenes and said, screw this.
	Oh god, that is really bad.
	Oh no!
	Oh no!
	Is Alex Jones on Ozempic?
	That was my other question.
	I was gonna say, he looks a lot better lately.
	Is he just, like, actually coming to terms that whatever is happening in his life is actually coming to an end?
	Or is he making concerted efforts to, like, lose weight and look better?
	I don't know.
	Thankfully, I think someone may have arrived to who we can ask the very question to.
	Oh, is that right?
	I think he looks great.
	Oh my god, it's a mysterious professor?
	Goodness gracious.
	He looks so good.
	Alex is looking great.
	What the hell is the deal?
	Do and watch in Alex's stream.
	No one should have to put up with this.
	I can switch it.
	I'm so sorry.
	Was Papa John on earlier?
	Oh wait, was Papa John there?
	Yeah, he was so shiny.
	Very, very hungover looking.
	Yeah.
	Let me update some windows real quick and then we'll talk about it.
	Dan.
	Isn't his name John Shatner or something like that?
	I think that's what I am.
	Schnatter?
	I'm just thinking he's like Shat in his pants over there.
	Okay, come on now.
	We've got a special guest here.
	Dan Friesen from Knowledge Fight.
	Welcome to the little program that we've got going on here.
	It's good to have you.
	I'm thrilled to join you.
	I'm taking a little break from watching this stream myself.
	So I'm in an emotional state.
	I've been manipulated by Infowars for the last couple hours.
	Sure.
	I haven't said for the last seven years.
	I was going to say, how is that a new thing?
	What's the update from their camp right now?
	How are things going?
	What do things look like?
	It is touch and go.
	Okay.
	About an hour ago, Alex was celebrating victory and he sent someone to the liquor store.
	And he was pumped.
	They were going to flip everything and they were going to get the triumvirate of power, all branches of government.
	And then Owen started explaining that like, it might not win Virginia.
	And now Alex is like, kind of confused and mad.
	I'm thinking maybe they won't win.
	But he's still going to get that liquor, for sure.
	Yeah, he's going to say, is he thirsty?
	Or are they saying he can't drink it until they actually get Virginia?
	I think he's pretending to not really, really want someone to bring him booze.
	Wow.
	But has he drank so far?
	Do you think that he's a little bit tipsy?
	What's the situation there?
	I don't know.
	It's hard to tell sometimes.
	His normal state is fairly close to buzzed for most people.
	He's got a wider range of not fucked up than most humans.
	But I think the longer the night goes, the more potential there is for it to get messy.
	And I'm excited about that.
	That's wonderful.
	Throw some axes and bring us all back to a simpler time.
	Wouldn't that be great?
	I mean, at this point, the studio, he can kind of do whatever he wants to.
	I saw him throw something through the wall of the studio recently.
	Was it like a hammer?
	A sledgehammer?
	Did you see that clip?
	Yeah.
	It's probably for a commercial for his new fake company.
	But, um...
	Have you been watching much of the Crowder stream tonight?
	A little bit.
	How's he doing?
	Well, he's sick.
	He's physically ill.
	He's got the flu.
	He was gone for most of the week, so not very prepared.
	They have been doing something that I think that you're a fan of.
	Liz Squacamole.
	I don't know if you're a fan of that, but that's...
	I don't think that's it.
	I played this a little bit earlier.
	I'm not sure if you were here, but he started the whole stream with a parody song, and you seem to be a fan of that in terms of right-wing parodies.
	Is that something that tickles you?
	I think that, yeah.
	I respect it as a craft.
	Okay.
	Are your guys, is Owen typically putting out these Wonderwall likes or anything like that?
	No, no.
	They have that AI Klaus Schwab sings the hits.
	But I don't think InfoWars even made that.
	I think they just found that online.
	Well, I want to get a read.
	The one that I want all of these guys to adopt, actually, is just that other one that, oh my god, I will elect Donald Trump.
	Do you remember this one?
	No, no, what's that?
	Am I the only one?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The Puerto Rican apology song, basically.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Al's on board.
	I am, I am.
	I would love to see it.
	Yeah, I'm just taking you with me.
	This came out after the Madison Square rally?
	Yeah, yeah, that's right.
	Is it a kill Tony moment?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So, Chad is mad at the anticipation of me playing the song that we already played.
	I'm trying to think...
	Jared, is there one that we should play for Dan that kind of displays the range of Steven Crowder's parody ability?
	Or should I just actually tap this button here?
	Dennis...
	Dennis...
	I've seen some of his stuff way back.
	Sure.
	Okay.
	The one that keeps coming to my head right now is the one...
	Just because it's recent, but it's the one where they did like...
	That band, that's kind of like Block Party, The Bravery, they did The Bravery.
	Honest Mistake parody.
	He's saying, Sugar, we're going down, but I think that was an AI one.
	I think it was as well.
	That's too bad.
	Yeah.
	That slaps.
	It does slaps.
	Fall out, boy!
	Okay.
	Well, Chicago, of course.
	Yeah.
	That's me, actually.
	I'm Patrick Stump.
	Dan's taking it to his grave over there.
	When I was in high school.
	That's a question I had, actually.
	Stephen, his shows are like an hour, four days a week.
	When you are listening to InfoWars, are you listening daily?
	Is it the four-hour episodes?
	How much time do you have for other media?
	I used to watch literally every minute of it.
	And I have slacked a little bit on that, I will say, in the last while.
	Because it becomes so repetitive.
	I kept thinking when I was initially starting and in the years...
	I was like, I'm going to find something that's going to make things make sense.
	And you're just, I don't think you are.
	I don't think it is going to happen.
	So I don't hold myself to the same standard of I have to hear every minute.
	But...
	I still watch way too much of it.
	Sure.
	And when you're not doing that, you're obviously tuning into, like, Nick Fuentes or Charlie Kirk or every other, like, alternative media right-wing conservative pundit.
	Matt Walsh.
	Walsh, of course.
	Sometimes.
	You are, though.
	When I'm having fun.
	When you feel like having a good time.
	Yeah.
	Because, like, I found that I don't have as much time to check in on what I called my boys for a long time before this to, like, get a...
	Who else are your boys?
	I mean, I started with Ben Shapiro.
	I do Matt Walsh, of course.
	Alex, all the time.
	I'm trying to think of who else I do on a regular basis these days.
	But I used to keep track of everyone.
	Gavin McGinnis, I would try to listen to his show a lot.
	But after a while, once I started doing this as like a weekly show, and when we kind of paused production on our weird right-wing music documentary, yeah, I kind of focused on Steven.
	And I was having trouble keeping up with Steven all the time, too.
	So, I get it.
	I just can't imagine four hours, multiple days a week.
	It's not...
	It's not ideal.
	I would rather do that, though, than, like, Steven Crowder, because he's trying to be funny a lot of the time.
	That's gotta be, like, an hour of that has gotta be, like, five hours of someone yelling.
	I mean, like, it's not funny.
	No, it's not funny.
	It's just gotta be infuriating.
	Well, the worst part is that he actually does have an audience and there's people who do think he's funny.
	I wasn't sure of that until a couple years ago I went to a live show of his.
	And it was, like, near the end of the pandemic.
	And it was, like, just bizarre how...
	It was a completely different universe.
	I mean, you just recently went to the Tucker Carlson fiasco.
	I did.
	There's something about being surrounded.
	Yeah, it's a different planet.
	Yeah, I remember just listening to a nurse talk about how...
	I can't remember who she was listening to a lot of something and then also mad about having to be vaccinated and how she left her job and then she was coughing a bunch.
	It was really fun.
	And she was a healthcare professional and I was sharing a table with her.
	So, I don't know.
	It's...
	Yeah, Steven has an audience and they think he's funny and it is very painful to realize that there's another side like that.
	And also, I don't know if you're seeing this right now live, Steven is talking to Bolsonaro's son and it does appear that his video feed is frozen, which has been really fun.
	It's been clipping quite a bit.
	It's been a delight to see.
	I hope the audio is still coming in clean.
	I mean, let's take a listen.
	But in Brazil, it's fully electronic.
	I don't see this as an advantage.
	Sounds good.
	But the bureaucrats from the capital, they say it's very good because in a couple of hours, you have the results.
	I don't know.
	Bolsonaro's son versus Papa John.
	I'm taking Papa John.
	Every time.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, I'll take him too.
	And are we talking, actually, the new Papa John?
	Because that's Shaq, and that's really cool.
	Let's get Shaq.
	Oh, we should actually check in on this, too.
	So, Dan, Stephen Crowder has been spending what he's claiming multiple millions of dollars in something called the Ladder with Crowder election integrity map, and this is where you could self-report instances of potential voter fraud, which would be investigated in real time.
	And it has been being hit pretty intensely with DDoS attacks, which has been delightful.
	But also, they have about 33 people who have reported since it launched in October.
	Not a lot going on, unless it's frozen, but I have a feeling...
	It's got to be the DDoS tech, it's got to be Antifa trying to shut this down.
	They don't want people to know about the widespread irregularities.
	Let's pick one.
	It's basically, you can report potholes.
	It's essentially what's happening, I think we've figured out.
	Yeah, six hour line.
	And it does just send them to Domino's and they will fix them.
	Oh, I forgot about that campaign.
	Domino's does fix things.
	So, let's pick one of these.
	Dallas election judge blows whistle on election security?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's right up the street from me.
	I can go check it out.
	How many of these incidents did you say there were reported?
	So let's count.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight per page.
	There's three and a half pages.
	Okay, so this is the loosest standards for reporting that probably exists.
	Yep, uh-huh.
	It's their data, but it's even dumber than people who are falsely claiming adverse reactions to vaccines, and there's 30 of them.
	There should be like a million on there, I think.
	You would think.
	Okay, so this is...
	A lot of problems out there in this US of A. Yeah, so this is from yesterday morning.
	We got a vlog, dude.
	Yeah, issue Dallas election judge blows whistle on election security breaking.
	Okay, let's just hear it from the mouth right here.
	All right.
	And this is...
	11 minutes!
	Yeah, no way.
	This is like a clip from them.
	All we know is that we're told to trust us.
	Trust the authorities.
	Well, I don't.
	I don't.
	Because they've given me no reason to trust them.
	Things are the way they are because someone wants it that way.
	11 minutes and it's edited?
	There's cuts!
	Yeah, so this seems to be a self-submit.
	This was submitted from their internal team.
	To kind of, you know, get the...
	How does it...
	She's complaining about the officials or whatever, but she's an election judge.
	Who's she complaining about?
	I mean, we could listen to her.
	I'm showing up late.
	I'm not getting it done.
	I'm taking a lot of bathroom breaks, and they can't ask me about it.
	And I should be fired.
	So this is a different one.
	This is from Huntsville, Alabama.
	From today at 4.33, they're saying there's a machine malfunction.
	Machine broke at Optimist?
	Optimist.
	What?
	They are telling me...
	Optimist?
	Yeah, I know.
	It would be Optimist Club, yeah.
	Okay, okay.
	I'm going to collect the ballots and count them later.
	Suspicious.
	Okay.
	And we got a picture.
	That's a copy machine.
	Oh, no.
	We're at Staples.
	Great.
	Trump won Alabama, so this person should...
	Oh, did he?
	Can we project that?
	I think so.
	This is an official Shrug Nation election projection.
	Seems like Dan has given us information that Georgia is going to Donald Trump.
	Alabama?
	Did we just say Alabama?
	Alabama or Georgia?
	Sorry, I stunned everyone.
	I have no idea about Georgia.
	I thought I saw that Alabama went.
	I have no idea.
	Logan Paul just won Texas.
	Who knows?
	Oh, Logan Paul.
	I'm going to crack open a prime.
	This is going to be great.
	Yeah, so that's...
	We've got a current situation here.
	Oh, I got a text from DJ Dan Arkey real quick.
	They were streamed on...
	Let's see.
	Louisiana projected for Trump.
	Yep, yep, yep.
	Huh.
	I don't know.
	Louisiana is not Alabama, though, is it?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I feel like that was expected.
	That's true.
	Why the...
	Why is this?
	All right, hang on.
	I'm trying to look up the map here.
	So what else...
	We had Papa John.
	What else is going on in Alex's camp?
	Um...
	I don't know.
	It just...
	Everything felt very dumb.
	Like, he has a co-host in there, and he was trying to explain to her how big it is if they win the House and the Senate.
	And, like, then they'll have all three branches of power.
	The trifecta!
	Okay.
	And then he was trying to explain basic civics to her, and she seemed confused.
	And he also seemed confused.
	It did not inspire confidence.
	You got Owen on the...
	You can see there, he's on the map.
	He's loving the big map.
	He's their stats guy for the night.
	Is it actually touchscreen, or is Harrison controlling the map?
	Harrison is doing it.
	Wow.
	That's a tag team right there.
	It's sort of pretending it's a touchscreen, though.
	Yeah, that's amazing.
	I kind of like that.
	That's charming.
	Those are...
	I mean, are they friends?
	You think that those two get along?
	Do they hang out after work?
	Who knows?
	I mean, I wouldn't be too surprised, but I feel like eight years ago, Owen would have bullied Harrison.
	Of course.
	But maybe he's lost some of his edge since he was the cuck destroyer back then.
	He's gotten a little soft.
	Yeah.
	How do you think he's taking...
	Who's the new number two?
	I can't remember his name off the top of my head.
	Chase Geyser!
	I've got bones to pick with Chase Geyser.
	Did you see...
	Well, yeah.
	Well, I saw an interview with him and the Hodge twins.
	Did you catch that?
	I don't think so.
	Yeah, where Chase was going on, like, a really intense, like, Hitler was actually not that bad rant, and it, like, it kind of took the fun out of Chase Geyser.
	I mean, he was already bad, but then you hear that, and it's like, oh, okay.
	Yeah, I mean, you scratch the surface on a whole lot of these folks, and that's what you're gonna find.
	Of course.
	Yeah, I mean, Harrison especially.
	He's also just parroting rhetoric that's already out there, kind of.
	In higher volumes all the time, you know?
	Yeah, I feel like we've definitely heard Harrison make pretty explicit, and I think Alex, too, even.
	I think he equivocates about Hitler quite a bit.
	Yeah.
	I don't...
	I don't find Chase that interesting, except for in his desperate need to, like, validate Alex and that dynamic that the two of them have.
	Outside of that, he's probably one of the worst...
	They're all the worst people.
	They have the worst ideas.
	Well, if you're looking for something to dig into, potentially, after Alex loses the show and you need a little break, I think that Chase had his own show somewhere before he went to Infowars.
	I think he did.
	I think you're right.
	Because I remember when he first popped up, I was like, who the fuck is this guy?
	And then I looked into him and I got bored.
	I think I watched a couple of the episodes of whatever he was doing or read some of his stuff and I was like, I'm not that interested.
	Makes sense.
	Doesn't have the juice.
	Doesn't have that it factor.
	Um, I've got to figure out what we got Dan Arkey.
	He just asked me, he said, sorry to distract you.
	And then I'm immediately looking down at my phone.
	Let me turn this up.
	We could talk about this dynamic.
	Well, let's take a peek.
	The dynamic's the fun part, right?
	Like with Chase and Alex, I think is...
	The McGurk and Brendan of it all nailed it.
	It fits too well, right?
	It's crazy how appropriate that is.
	Which one's McGurk?
	Which one's Brendan?
	Come on.
	I don't know them that well.
	Alex would always be McGurk.
	They're shaped the same.
	It's between the two of them, not Owen.
	Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
	This pencil neck over here on the left.
	I got people texting me now saying, home movies reference, home movies reference.
	The thing I think about that, too, is I feel like that kind of an energy between the two of them is much more embarrassing than, like, oh, you think Hitler wasn't that bad.
	You know, I feel like it's more somehow damaging to their mystique to be like, you're a little kid trying to act cool in front of the gym teacher who's also trying to look cool in front of a little kid.
	This is who you are.
	Well, that's...
	The whole movie's reference, I think, is so funny.
	Like, that's, I mean, I know y'all aren't trying to punch up InfoWars, even though you have been punching up InfoWars for the entire time you've had the show.
	And I think if they leaned into that, like, that's...
	I'd watch Brendan and Coach McGurk riff on the bleachers.
	Uh, breaded?
	Yeah, it's really enjoyable.
	My pats say irregular.
	I wasn't ready!
	I have a dog named Walter, and we were going to get a Perry, but that never happened.
	Did Walter and Perry have a book coming out or something?
	Shut up!
	I think I saw that.
	I literally think I saw that this week.
	You'd have to have them be like Harrison and Owen then, right?
	Because if you had Chase and Alex, Owen and Harrison would always have to be hugging.
	Yeah, I know.
	I want to be the Fenton.
	I want to be Fenton.
	I think Owen might be Fenton, because he's the bully, right?
	Fenton is the bully?
	I think that's Owen.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, that's got to be the bully, right?
	Yeah.
	The squirrely giver, I feel.
	No one likes each other enough in InfoWars to be Walter and Perry.
	That's a tough one.
	I'd love to take a dip in on everyone so far, starting with Steven, then Russell, and then maybe see what Alex is doing real quick.
	Have you been listening to Russell?
	Russell has finished.
	Russell left about a quarter of an hour ago.
	Yeah, he's done.
	He's finished.
	I respect that.
	I mean, yeah, I guess.
	No, no, he's in Miami.
	He's in Miami.
	That's right, he's here.
	He wasn't adding much in the conversation.
	He interviewed a security guard for about five minutes, as far as I could tell, and then left.
	Like a security guard inside the Rumble studio in Miami, Florida, or...?
	Yeah, that's what it looked like.
	Yes, that's what it appeared.
	Obviously, I didn't have the audio going because I didn't want to get too distracted, but I'm like, that's just a security guy from outside, isn't it?
	Huh, okay.
	And then, yeah, finish the stream.
	Okay, okay.
	Does the security guard have any voter irregularities to report to Stephen's Integrity Project map?
	He looked both pleased and confused.
	That's the best I can do.
	He got a huge opportunity.
	Just like, okay.
	Yes, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
	Let's see what we got here.
	We do have somebody crashing our stream if you want to...
	Who is it?
	You know, he wanted to come back and talk to you again.
	Who's crashing our stream again?
	Can you just tell me not being so cryptic?
	Dan Bongino.
	Oh!
	Sorry, it's Bongino.
	They have a guest on, and they're going to go to us after the guest.
	That's embarrassing.
	This is almost as embarrassing as the time they were pumping up their Rob Schneider appearance after that last...
	What was that?
	Was that after the debate?
	Was Rob Schneider supposed to be there?
	Yeah.
	And then he couldn't get his internet working, so that's pretty fun.
	Yeah, Starlink wouldn't accept him either.
	You're saying that he couldn't do it.
	Okay.
	That was good.
	No, no, that was good.
	I'm into it.
	Wait, was Rob Shard definitely using Starlink?
	Was that a thing?
	Was that why it wouldn't work?
	I don't think so.
	Probably not.
	I'm just saying, Russell tried doing a live stream using Starlink like months ago.
	It was one of the presidential things.
	And it all fucked up because Starlink wasn't working properly in his backyard.
	He couldn't do it.
	I'd be curious, yeah.
	Let's see.
	So wait, Dan, do you know who this co-host is?
	They got the stone man?
	Oh yeah, we're in the stone zone.
	We are on the cusp of a complete political realignment in the country in which all people, Republicans, Democrats...
	I was just watching this for hours and I don't remember what that lady's name is.
	For what?
	I feel bad about that.
	The globalists' heads are exploding tonight.
	Exploding.
	They are now going to move, of course, to Plan B. Disgusting.
	Because I think once Michigan reports, they will hold Pennsylvania out as long as they can.
	President Trump has already gone online.
	Everyone's going hand out, too.
	I kind of respect it.
	...shenanigans of the Pennsylvania, or I should say the Philadelphia Democrat machine.
	This is an old, old game.
	They put all their money into all the live streams.
	Grassroots activism and making it too big to rig.
	Hey!
	There it is.
	All right, everyone drink.
	This is energy drink, but it'll do.
	Let's go.
	He's at Mar-a-Lago, from what I understand.
	I believe that's what they were saying.
	He's in a war room in Mar-a-Lago.
	So Roger's on the scene.
	Is he doing his own stream for Frank's speech?
	Dennis is asking for a double salute.
	Oh yeah, let's get some double salutes everybody.
	That's just two hands to your brow.
	It's just a thing you do.
	You're twice as patriotic as...
	Twice as patriotic, that's right.
	I have to hold a microphone.
	I don't have a mic stand.
	Like, oh, you cool folk.
	So, I used to watch...
	I guess I went back and watched those Twitch live streams that you had up for a while.
	Always handheld?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	I mean, I know it's maybe a stand-up comedy thing.
	Is that...
	I think that's it.
	I think Jordan and I just come from years and years of holding microphones, so it feels more comfortable.
	And also, I got some arms, like some microphone arms, to put on my desk, and it felt so dumb.
	I just felt like I couldn't...
	I love it.
	I always loved radio studios, and I thought they were so cool.
	On my desk, it just didn't look right.
	Sure.
	And then you have the other problem of, like, Jordan moves around a lot.
	If you just have a mic in front of him, it's gonna be, like, it's good for him to be able to just, like, if he needs.
	Sure.
	He pivots a lot, you know, physically.
	And you can run everything else with one hand.
	Like, playing clips, all that stuff.
	You're not pulling up references.
	Oh, he needs a mouse!
	Yeah.
	Mouse and click.
	What is it, like Reel Player?
	What do you got, Windows Media Player?
	Is that...
	I don't know.
	Maybe iTunes?
	Maybe?
	You don't even know?
	Oh my god.
	I put a tape player up to the speaker and I just hit play.
	Sure.
	I use a Reel to Reel.
	That's how the magic is done.
	Oh wait, we have a DJ Danarchy in here.
	I see you there.
	Uh oh, let's see if I can pull up another window.
	How did you and DJ Danarchy meet?
	Online.
	Really?
	I just, yeah.
	I'm not entirely sure.
	I liked his work.
	Old boys from MySpace together.
	I think that was probably it.
	The MySpace days.
	Top 8.
	Hey.
	You guys didn't tell him.
	I was doing it for pure volume.
	Myself.
	Frank's speech.
	I want to see what's going on.
	Tom.
	Dame Cook.
	Oh, wow.
	Crushing it on MySpace.
	Wait, there's no way they're still doing Diamond and Silk.
	Well, that's a bummer.
	Yeah, there's only one left, right?
	Well, that's why there's pictures of them all around.
	Yeah, that's why there's memorial shit everywhere.
	Oh, that's bleak.
	That is bleak.
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's see.
	I'm tempted.
	Let's see what's going on.
	- Yeah, I think you have to now. - Officials who were supposed to manage this relief fund-- - Did you see anyone off the top of their head?
	They were caught red-handed and arrested.
	I believe Silk is the one who passed?
	They were arrested.
	But my question is, where is the money?
	Where is the money?
	Diamond.
	Diamond passed.
	So we got Silk.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Heart disease.
	Saying all this about COVID, but maybe it wasn't that.
	If nothing else, I love Silk's delivery.
	I'm not listening to the content, but the delivery, top notch.
	I'm enjoying.
	That's similar with the other most famous Silk, which of course is Silk the Shocker, whose content you wouldn't really care that much about.
	You're just interested in his delivery.
	Soak the Shocker was Master P's brother.
	He was a member of the No Limit Soldiers.
	Thank you.
	Make him say, ah!
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	The gold tank?
	Who didn't want to drive that thing?
	Should we prank phone call 4G auto blow?
	Is that something we should do?
	Hi, DJ Danarchy.
	Welcome to the stream.
	Hi, can you hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	Certainly can.
	Okay, yeah.
	I've never streamed on Twitch, so I was...
	Yeah, we do things the most difficult way possible.
	But, welcome.
	Excited to have you.
	This is an interesting little roundtable.
	Does anyone know what's going on in the election?
	We have yet to actually look at it.
	I told you Alabama might have been won by Trump.
	That was the latest news that I had.
	Might have been won.
	Great to know.
	Some kind of...
	Steven Crowder was dancing in Illinois?
	Cosplay, maybe?
	That's pretty fun.
	Oh, that's not going to go how he wants.
	Illinois is projected for Harris at this moment.
	Yeah.
	I can say that.
	It's blue.
	We're blue.
	It was close, though.
	It was close.
	It was tight.
	Well, that's good enough for me.
	Relatively, right?
	Relatively?
	Yeah.
	It's all relative.
	Jared, are you seeing anything over there?
	Anarchy, are you seeing any election problems over where you're at?
	Are you seeing anything to report?
	Any irregularities?
	It was crazy.
	I went to go vote pretty late, way later than I normally do, and there was no line at all.
	I just walked right in and walked right out.
	I texted Byron, and I was like, I don't know if I'm going to make it back in time.
	Literally, it took 10 minutes.
	So...
	You gotta fill in a report.
	How did it look?
	Oklahoma.
	76.6.
	I don't trust it.
	It all went too smoothly.
	It was way too smooth.
	It's a conspiracy.
	Where are you based, Danaki?
	St. Paul Mee.
	In Illinois as well?
	St. Paul Mee.
	Okay, right, right, right.
	Okay.
	It's Dan Arkey, it's Lisbo, and Anagans in Minnesota.
	I'm alright, I've got it.
	Yeah, the guy next to me had a big America patch on his jacket.
	I could see out of the corner of my eye as I was voting.
	I was like, well, we're probably offsetting each other.
	That's gotta feel good.
	And then there's a little girl who had a fake ballot that they let the kids fill out.
	And she wanted a sticker from the woman who was collecting the ballots, or who was standing at the place where you submit the ballots.
	And the little girl wanted a sticker but didn't want to give her the ballot.
	And the woman was being a hard-ass about it.
	She was like, well if you give me your ballot, then I'll give you a sticker.
	I was like, dude, just give me the fucking sticker.
	That's not how democracy works.
	It's not how it works.
	And our stickers are so boring compared to everyone else's.
	Like, our stickers are just the red I voted, but then, like, some states and some areas have, like, you know, they have contests for designs.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We talked about it earlier, yeah.
	Like, I could see fighting over those stickers, but not over the ones that we have, like...
	A rare vote sticker?
	Yeah, that's cool.
	This is another auricular that we need to report.
	Not enough werewolves stickers out here, folks.
	We do have a report here.
	Miami University hosting democracy bus for students to vote.
	So I don't see it.
	Is that wrong?
	Can we not do that?
	Yeah, we better not.
	Is it just a screen cap?
	That is a screen cap of...
	It appears to be an Instagram post.
	Instagram caption?
	Yeah.
	They're just doing it in plain sight now.
	This is crazy.
	Great.
	I love seeing Crowder's bringing us the hard news once again, you know?
	Let's see.
	I look at Oklahoma.
	Yeah, well, I'd like...
	We better watch out.
	I think we've got a new tip of the spear here, you know?
	We've got a map now that we're actually utilizing here.
	We read the Dallas one.
	I mean, it should be lit up with a lot more than this, right?
	If I'm looking at this map correctly, most states have not had any reports.
	It does seem that way, yes.
	Yep.
	Inspiring.
	Well, congratulations.
	The system is working really well.
	The system works kind of great.
	We should submit a report about his website not working.
	Yeah.
	It's a conspiracy.
	What state would we report it from?
	Let's see.
	There's one in Spokane.
	I was just there.
	That's where I saw Steven Crowder do stand-up.
	That was exciting.
	It's not going to load it.
	Things not working.
	They're attacking the base!
	When he did stand-up, did he have an actual closer, or was it like a making a point kind of closing?
	Like with his joke?
	Yeah, there's not a lot of jokes.
	Most of the jokes he's had for the past eight years, and he just repurposes them and finds ways to put them in there.
	I mean, it really devolved into him bringing out his homosexual Puerto Rican manager as an excuse to openly use the F-slur, which was kind of...
	Kind of how that was going.
	I don't think he had, like, a big, strong finale, but I haven't reviewed that in a bit.
	We're breaking it down kind of, like, in 20-minute increments for our Patreon page.
	But it was bad.
	It was really, yeah, not good, not stand-up.
	He's a failed actor, failed stand-up, and not even really good at this.
	So, I don't know.
	He seems much more of the, like...
	He seems much more of the, like, virtue signaling kind of, you know, I'm going to stand on a stage and wait for Clap to, you know, just applaud the things I say.
	Ha ha ha, you know?
	Yeah.
	I mean, it was kind of like him doing a version of his show on stage.
	Yeah, it was not really stand-up.
	But that is where he met his third chair co-host, Josh Firestein, so...
	Yeah, and let's see what the gang's saying real quick.
	This is going really well.
	Andrew Bailey was re-elected as the AG in Missouri.
	Nice.
	The guy that's been on the show that's done a lot of work trying to fight Section 230.
	Oh, do we have him on the show?
	No, we don't have him on the show.
	But did we have him on the show?
	Oh, yeah, we did have him on the show.
	Did we?
	Yeah, he was helping with that case.
	I don't know.
	It's hot.
	So there's Josh.
	It was like his first time...
	I switched my audio input, so it might sound...
	Does it sound any better?
	That sounds good.
	It sounds better to me.
	Okay, there we go.
	I think I had it on my computer rather than through here.
	And Dan Arkey's using a handheld, too.
	I feel like I should switch.
	What the hell, guys?
	I got mine in my car.
	I should go grab it up.
	Yeah, we should all make this a handheld show.
	Okay, to the pressure.
	SM58. Classic.
	Yeah, of course.
	But, yeah, I wonder...
	We got from the chat, the Clintons murdered Crowder's comedy career.
	Call Larry Nichols.
	It's true.
	We gotta call Larry Nichols.
	Let's add it to the, what is it?
	The list?
	What do they call it?
	This Ouija board here that I can contact Larry Nichols' spirit with.
	How many knocks on the back?
	Oh yeah, we were gonna call 4G auto blow.
	There we go.
	Yeah, let's call 4G. Dan, do you know 4G auto blow?
	First of all, I mean, not well.
	I'm more of a Silica Shocker guy.
	He's the mayor of Magaville.
	Of course he is.
	I can't not know who he is a little bit, but I've heard some songs, but not the album.
	Let's say that.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Well, did you hear a song about Mike Lindell?
	No.
	It slaps ass.
	Yeah, I'd say it slaps ass.
	Are you sitting down?
	Perfect.
	Let's play that real quick, and then I'll try to get him on the phone.
	We can contact anybody if you really want to.
	Wait, is Mike Lindell deleted, Jared?
	Can you try to find this as well?
	I like this one because it feels a lot more like a new metal song, and so this one's kind of for Al as well.
	He's got some weird ones.
	It's on Spotify.
	Okay.
	Mike Lindell, American Patriot.
	Mike Lindell, New Metal Song.
	Yes, fucking please.
	I will take that.
	It's sick.
	He did a couple New Metal tracks, like one Friday and then the next Friday.
	And then he hasn't come back to it.
	But it is by far his strongest material.
	And I'm not even kidding.
	Like, it's what he should be doing, but...
	Alright.
	You're setting my expectations high here, Jared.
	I've gotta say, I'm into it.
	I'm real excited.
	It's senior and high school level.
	Jared, what did you say the name of this is?
	I believe it's Mike Lindell American Patriot.
	Mm.
	Mm-mm.
	Yes.
	Yes, he is.
	The pillow man.
	But you know, like, what the hell?
	It's like, it's on here, but it might be grayed out.
	Yeah, I think he's going to remove.
	He might have taken it.
	Maybe he doesn't fuck with Mike Lindell anymore.
	Really?
	Did Mike do something recently?
	Broke, boy.
	I don't know.
	You said it.
	He can't afford to do anything anymore.
	It's grayed out.
	I can't believe it.
	All two minutes and nine seconds?
	This is really sad.
	Damn, never mind, sorry.
	Is he on Rumble with this music?
	Here we go, here we go, here we go.
	Wait, you have a link drop?
	Yeah, I'm going to link you.
	Oh, dude, it's so sick.
	I'm so fucking stuck for you guys.
	You're excited for them.
	This is great.
	How are you saying that?
	Link in the chat.
	Thank you.
	On wokeyoutube.com?
	Oh, of course, at wokeyoutube.com.
	Dan, are you...
	I feel like...
	Damn, 994 followers.
	I mean, it's Rumble.
	Stronger members than my band.
	Oh, yeah, that's true.
	Tell me your thoughts.
	Oh, we get more ads.
	Yes.
	A lot of people are using it thinking it's going to be...
	How do you say his name?
	Forgiato.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is sick.
	You don't have debt and you're free.
	Your mind is like still...
	Mike Lindell says that federal agencies to cell phone and question facts about what prosecutors say was a deceptive scheme to breach voting system technology across the country.
	Nearly two years after the 2020 election...
	What's I doing in the Costco?
	Widespread fraud.
	What an isolation.
	What an isolation.
	Fuck that Ford!
	That's a great freeze frame there.
	The pause is perfect!
	Let's see if we can get him on the phone real quick.
	Boom!
	That gets five boos.
	I'm giving him five boos.
	Boom!
	Boom I believe this is a hell of a way to introduce Jordan to the show, by the way.
	Oh, okay.
	Jordan's a big...
	Jordan, you're a new metal guy, right?
	You gotta ask him how he's feeling.
	He's gotta answer.
	It's a big night.
	Unironically, I do actually like new metal.
	You've been listening to an AudioWall original, produced by Byron McCoy.

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