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Nov. 3, 2024 - Louder Than Crowder

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EPISODE 47: McDONALD TRUMP (OCTOBER 21ST, 2024)

This week we address the true impact of Donald's pretending to understand minimum wage workers, and what that means for our country as a whole. Suprises left and right. Watch our election live coverage, Tuesday, November 5th at WOKEYOUTUBE.com OR ELECTIONLIVESTREAMOFTHECENTURY.com starting at 6PM MST.

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	Welcome to Louder than Crowder, a podcast about the podcast, Louder with Crowder.
	My name's Byron, and I'm joined this morning.
	This morning, that's right, with Dennis.
	Second time this week.
	Hey.
	Interesting.
	Dennis is here and all the way in Occupied, Texas, eating some Texas toast.
	Because it's early.
	It's Jared.
	It is Jared.
	I almost did make toast and eggs.
	I almost did it, and then I didn't think I had time, but I had time.
	Texas toast sounds so good, like Texas toast garlic bread.
	Nice little thick slice, yes.
	That sounds so good right now.
	Listen, folks, we're currently less than nine days away from the presidential election, and I'm wiped out.
	Every Crowder topic for the last month has been an angry and sweaty justification as to why Trump clearly will be the next president.
	Of course he will.
	99% chance.
	Rigged.
	Yeah.
	They want to make it too big to rig.
	We're all here for it.
	We can see how many guys are on our side.
	Sure.
	Millions, trillions, at least.
	I saw somebody on Reddit today that they were like, why does everyone say Trump's going to win?
	All I see on Reddit is that Kamala's going to win.
	Oh, God.
	It's because the Donald got banned, okay?
	Or the Donald.
	You just don't post how to build a DIY gallows on your...
	Next time, your subreddit will be just fine.
	But yeah, after seeing the title of the Monday, October 21st episode, How Trump's McDonald's Stunt Just Won the Election, that confirms that I'm on the edge of Cooked.
	On the edge of flame broil.
	Flame broil.
	What am I saying?
	Flame broil.
	It's too early.
	That's Burger King too, my man.
	I know it is.
	I'm just making fast food jokes.
	No, no, no, no.
	Liam.
	We don't.
	This is a robble, robble.
	He's stealing it.
	He's the Don burglar.
	Jared, Wendy's jokes are over.
	Please just...
	Who's Wendy?
	After a long week of dealing with the fact that McDonald pretending to work at a Pennsylvania McDonald's might have actually moved the needle in our apparently deeply dumb country, now I have to listen to Steven get into it?
	I love it.
	It's not exactly what I got.
	I'm going to be a fast food defender today.
	Great.
	Are you?
	I'm crossing my arms right now.
	Well, we might not hear that.
	And I'll explain that in a minute, but first, an update on the Times Square billboard and the hashtag election livestream of the century.
	Yeah!
	Yes.
	Last week, we discussed their attempt to further turn New York red by investing in a Times Square billboard, urging folks to, you know, stand in front of it with their Samsung cameras.
	Like the Glickoman in Osaka.
	I don't know what that means.
	One guy did, braving the pissweed in Venezuelans, but that's it.
	Or at least that was at the time, because...
	Hundreds more.
	Thousands?
	Just one.
	Okay.
	One more crazy Jesus, and that is at real crazy Jesus, said, perfect time to go to Times Square without being inundated with the smell of marijuana, urine, and homeless bright and early on a Sunday morning.
	Also, getting the moon in the shop as well, and I think he meant shot.
	Hashtag election livestream of the century.
	That is a beautiful moon.
	It looks like an orb.
	30 characters there.
	Yeah, it is a great shite.
	I mean, it's not perfectly centered.
	You could have done a little bit better.
	No, it's not.
	That's a terrible photo.
	Is it a video?
	It was, and there was no audio.
	I mean, there was audio, but there was no content that would have been worth pulling.
	But the crazy Jesus!
	I had to look at his profile, of course.
	Praise be to he.
	Yeah.
	His bio says, Psych Ward dropout, but certifiably nuts.
	Aspiring comic that's broke.
	The only plastic I got.
	It's an EBT card.
	Dinner's on me, ladies.
	Wait, this guy's an inspiring comic.
	Does he have stand-up?
	Could you find Crazy Jesus stand-up anywhere?
	I did a little digging, but not that deep.
	He also spelled ladies L-A-D-Y-S. Great.
	Who needs plurals properly?
	Good stuff.
	No worries about it.
	In response to that, there was a woman named Marla Christine.
	Oh, I know her, yeah.
	I went to school with her.
	Well, you might have seen one of her many other Twitter pages because she seems to be banned often because of all the, you know, General Flynn-style reposts and QAnon messaging.
	She says, Stephen...
	Five, yes.
	Do you have a Starlink backup prepared for election night?
	No question mark.
	The commies need something really deviously permanent to cause a blackout on election day and night.
	Dot, dot, dot, dot.
	More than three.
	Just a lot.
	Shutting down key locations will be top on their hit list, you're a target.
	This shows me that nobody knows how the internet works.
	Because the internet doesn't just like...
	It's like a big cloud in the sky that you connect to and it works all the time.
	I thought it was a bunch of levers and they had to pull the Crowder lever and it shuts it down.
	It's just a bunch of computers, lady.
	If the Dems wanted to shut down servers, they would shut down servers and your internet would get you to nothing.
	Yeah, that seems to be the way it works.
	And also...
	Be careful, you guys.
	There's going to be guys who are cutting cable cords at your house.
	That could be.
	If you have a Kamala sign in your yard, they're going to come and cut your DSL. No.
	Not my DSL. To wrap this all up, friend of the show, Quieter with Crowder, tweeted, You have to feel bad for Crazy Jesus.
	He was one of just two people to tweet a video slash picture from S. Crowder's ad in Times Square and didn't get a retweet from him.
	What?
	No, no.
	Please, Daddy, love me.
	Well, the other person did get the retweet.
	Did they?
	Oh, man.
	We can give Crazy Jesus one.
	That's not a bad idea.
	Crazy Jesus gets the retweet from us, at least.
	He'll think it's him.
	Yes, that's sad for them.
	Great use of mug club dollars, by the way, if you're a hate listener.
	Really sorry that they're wasting all their money on some...
	I mean, they might as well put a billboard in a desert.
	Yes, they definitely should.
	It'll be that effective.
	We'll keep you posted.
	And again, I just want to say this.
	If you do live in New York and you're listening to this show, hit us up with some of those middle finger picks.
	Yes, please.
	At VanCrowder on Twitter.
	I want to see you flipping the bird towards the sky and a billboard with Steven Crowder on it.
	That'd be awesome.
	And then we can have three and win.
	It's a competition now.
	So bring two friends.
	Yes.
	And everyone have multiple Twitter accounts.
	And now...
	The reason why Steven isn't discussing McDonald's even though it's explicitly stated in the title of the stream.
	Good McMonday morning.
	That'll make sense here in just a minute.
	It's a Gerald episode.
	Steven's out of studio.
	This is the worst kind of Louder with Crowder programming.
	Stephen is out today.
	He is mapping the human genome, and it takes a little bit of time and energy to do that.
	So he should be back tomorrow.
	I think that job will be completed then.
	Oh, God, he's corny.
	It's just really hard to listen to that.
	Yeah, it's like they're trying to do that thing from The Onion where they would have fake news reports, and someone was always missing, but they were much better.
	Yeah.
	Much better than that.
	It kind of makes me wonder just how hands-on Stephen is in the joke-writing process of the show, because there's no way Stephen would have said that, right?
	No, but Steven just would have been like...
	He would have just said some slurs.
	He would do a fart noise.
	Yeah.
	Just do it.
	He does the mug club sip every time, yes.
	Why doesn't Gerald?
	Gerald doesn't do the sip.
	Because he's a wine drunk.
	Oh, yeah.
	He gets blasted.
	He's all red.
	Well, I mean, yeah.
	I don't know.
	Don't you sip it like that to get the tannins?
	You swirl it and give it a sniff?
	Not when you're a guzzle man.
	You don't sip, dude.
	You slurp.
	A lush.
	I love this show.
	So I'm not going to cover that episode.
	Sorry, guys.
	We're going to jump to the next day.
	It's Can Trump Save the World from Neocon Kamala Harris?
	Interesting pitch.
	I'm intrigued.
	Me too.
	Good morning, good morning.
	No sip for you.
	No!
	The other guy does the sip thing.
	And by the other guy, I mean Stephen Crowder, who will be back in this chair tomorrow.
	Actually, right now, he is preparing to dive on the Titanic.
	He bought Ocean Gate and thinks he can turn it around.
	So we will keep you guys posted on his attempt.
	Better be recording that.
	Yeah, he's made some improvements.
	Okay, good.
	Were they listening to us talk about the sip?
	No.
	No.
	This is our first time ever hearing these clips.
	Okay.
	We don't want to think about rehearsing all our jokes.
	I didn't rehearse any of these jokes.
	We did a full run-through, though.
	Yeah.
	We accidentally, for the first time ever, did a full run-through of the show, just like they did.
	We did.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	We wanted to experience it.
	Did we tell the listeners what we did?
	Well, it's funny.
	Yeah, my computer is full of JPEGs and GIFs.
	Hentai.
	No, come on.
	That's not what I'm up to.
	I'm a very skilled graphic artist and I filled up my computer and unfortunately...
	With hentai.
	I'm a very skilled hentai artist.
	What happened is we were in the middle of recording and as soon as we pushed stop at It just deleted everything.
	In front of us.
	We saw it happen.
	Because I didn't have enough space on my computer for some reason.
	And for some reason our software allowed us to do that.
	I've been podcasting for over a decade.
	That has never happened to me.
	It is horribly embarrassing.
	I've never lost an episode.
	At least it was one that you were on and not like you were doing an irreplaceable interview.
	Oh my god, yeah.
	Well, so...
	We do know what's going on.
	But I did forget all my jokes.
	Of course you did.
	And you're really tired right now.
	And you might have a headache.
	I might.
	This will be good.
	Either way.
	But really, Steven is...
	What's he doing?
	Oh, he was sick.
	Okay.
	What was he sick with?
	I can't remember what exactly he said.
	He said he had a headache.
	Okay, so I can leave?
	You can.
	You can get out of here if you'd like.
	Yeah.
	Girl got dumped by a Brazilian girl.
	Oh, I don't...
	Come on.
	I don't think so.
	I'm just kidding.
	I don't think...
	What?
	Is that right?
	Joe's going to slide into her DMs.
	Come on, man.
	She found out about us.
	Hey, I'm in Texas.
	We might be able to learn a little thing.
	Okay.
	You aren't.
	Okay.
	Not going to say.
	Not a bad.
	We'll take this conversation off mic.
	I don't like the new habit of obscuring Stephen's absence with a bad joke.
	I'm just going to say that right now.
	I think it's bad.
	And we're actually going to return to that Monday episode.
	Fuck.
	Yeah, this episode definitely feels more like a comedy show, so I thought we would just have a good time, a relaxing time, lean in, hang out, goof around, just like them, I guess.
	Hang out in the play place.
	Excuse me?
	The McDonald's play place.
	Yeah, so like the big slide.
	Ball pits.
	It's kind of, it's like a cave, if you think about it.
	Now I just got nauseous.
	Yeah.
	I have a problem with caves.
	I didn't know you had a problem with caves.
	Really?
	I've known you for decades.
	Yeah, I'll show you something later.
	We're going to nutty putty cave incident.
	Remember that.
	Oh, no.
	All right.
	Jumping back in.
	Today, we're going to talk about Donald Trump's wins at McDonald's.
	And no, it's not on the Monopoly game.
	He actually went there and worked there much more than Kamala Harris has.
	So funny!
	Do they really think that she's lying about working at McDonald's?
	You want to talk about that real quick?
	Is that really what they think?
	Yeah, they think she's lying.
	Why would she lie?
	I don't know.
	To be more relatable?
	So she claimed that she was working at McDonald's in Alameda, California during the summer of 1983 while she was a student at Howard University.
	Okay.
	They say that there's no evidence of that because there's no people who remember her there and the company records don't go back that far.
	There was no employee...
	Like database?
	Yeah.
	That's the reason they don't believe that she worked there.
	And this is 41 years ago?
	Is that my math?
	41 years ago.
	83.
	So...
	41 years ago?
	Yeah.
	It was like a day job.
	Probably didn't work there that well.
	She had over a summer.
	I don't remember people I worked with 20 years ago.
	Someone who worked there for three months.
	I don't know.
	And maybe there was a lot of employees at McDonald's.
	There tends to be more than like...
	Like you and I, we worked at like Subway in high school.
	And you're working with two people very intimately.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But this is like...
	A situation where there's maybe 10-15 people on shift at the same time, and this is over the course of a summer.
	Who fucking cares?
	Yeah, and also, who's gonna be like, Trump, I will tell you about Kamala.
	Like, they're gonna be like...
	Not good at the fryer.
	That's so dumb.
	So the way that he's combating that is to pretend to work in McDonald's?
	That's great.
	And yeah, we will get into that.
	But I just have one quote on her experience that was in an interview.
	She said, part of the reason I even talk about working at McDonald's is that there are people who work at McDonald's in our country who are trying to raise a family.
	I worked there as a student.
	I was a kid.
	The one thing that I heard about her working there or not working there is that they're like talking about the last 20 years.
	And it's like, she turned 60 just this last week.
	So, you're trying to suggest that this woman who is working in politics is outright in politics for how long now?
	At least 30 years, probably.
	She wasn't moonlighting at McDonald's during her being the AG of California.
	Uh-huh.
	Or something like that.
	She's campaigning from the drive-thru.
	She's the AG, but she's the AM morning manager of McDonald's as well.
	Yes, she's working there.
	Whatever.
	I don't even know why this fucking matters.
	What's insane is that it matters enough that Trump went to pretend to work at McDonald's.
	She got that deep under his skin.
	So we're going to be talking Trump at the Friar, as well as the top five campaign ending moments.
	Nice.
	Very briefly.
	Is one of them an insurrection?
	Oh, no.
	No?
	Okay.
	That actually did kind of...
	Well, I mean, he made it to the finish line.
	He did, yeah.
	They've decided that Kamala bombed her Fox News interview.
	Yeah.
	It's over for her.
	It's over.
	It's game over.
	Brett just repeated extremist questions that were submitted via Twitter, so it's not really a fair interview or even an interview.
	Well, she did fine.
	She did fine is the bottom line.
	Top five campaign ending moments throughout history because Kamala is trying to make the list at number one, which is going to be hard to do when we get to number one to show you the number one top campaign ending moment.
	Jared knows Dennis knows.
	It's fucked up.
	I don't remember.
	All right.
	We were up late that night.
	I blacked out that whole night we recorded this.
	It's offensive.
	I actually deleted my memory of the night as well.
	Wow, interesting.
	Immediately.
	Yes, the whole countdown is very, very unfunny.
	Great.
	So look forward to that.
	Yes.
	And now we've established that they say some nasty stuff on this PG-13 show, stuff that could get them maybe banned from YouTube, but of course they don't censor themselves.
	They do, however, censor themselves with a YouTube dump button, mostly as a way to play both victim as well as funnel their audience to a platform that pays them to be hateful, or allows it at least.
	Yeah, I mean, they definitely pay them for sure.
	The dump button is fake hit almost every episode to create the illusion that they're saying something that is like too hot for YouTube.
	Nice, that's why I bought all those DVDs and girls showing their breasts.
	You and I actually, we did rent one of those in middle school.
	We rented one?
	We weren't in middle school.
	I think in high school.
	We watched pornos together.
	Yeah, those aren't pornos.
	I know.
	Stag films.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think we got like Jerry Springer.
	I think that's what it was.
	Too hot for TV, I think it was.
	Classic memories.
	Yes.
	Yeah, watching...
	Okay.
	That's embarrassing.
	Why did I even bring that up?
	That was my choice to do that.
	Yeah, not even on me, man.
	Oh, wow.
	Too hot for YouTube, yeah.
	But more often than not, when it is dumped, honestly, it's because of, you know, someone's old-school bigot habits.
	I know that I normally don't cause us to have to hit the YouTube dump button, though at the last live stream that we did, I did say.
	There was a word that...
	It's a three-letter word that starts with an F and ends with a G. And I say it in the 90 cents, but I still get a stump.
	But if, at any point, I make a mistake and you see this...
	You say in the 90s sense?
	Yeah, that slur in the 90s sense.
	What does that mean?
	Just that it was, I guess, more socially acceptable to say in the 90s and definitionally it was different, but it wasn't.
	No, no, no.
	I say the N-word's like 20s style.
	It's fine.
	What are they talking about?
	It wasn't better back then.
	You're right.
	What the fuck?
	I thought it was actually in reference to That 90s Show.
	Yes, short-lived sitcom there.
	Edgy stuff, Gerald.
	Just so you guys know, I might get a little biggity today.
	Yeah, and pulls the hat out from under his desk, makes slurs cool again.
	Did he really?
	No.
	Oh, I was like...
	They should sell that, though.
	They should.
	I bet people would buy it.
	They'd make a lot of money.
	Yeah.
	While we're digging into the looser parts of this program, something we don't often talk about, Dennis, and I hope you remember this, this is the question of the day.
	We usually skip right over this.
	I wonder why that is.
	Question of the day.
	I know what the answer is going to be to this, and this bothers me just a little bit because it's not going to be the right answer, but I'll ask it anyway.
	What is your favorite menu item at McDonald's?
	Don't you dare say what I think you're going to say because it's going to be wrong.
	They won't answer that.
	What is that?
	Don't, don't, no, no.
	I'm not going there.
	I'm waiting.
	Okay.
	Don't do it.
	Rough.
	Wait, you don't think he's, like, electric?
	Not at all.
	You don't think he's got, like, a lot of energy and he's very charismatic?
	No.
	He sounds like a guy who throws wine parties and gets bummed when not enough people show up.
	Weird.
	I guess I could swear he was a natural.
	I'm honest.
	Just my wife watching me drink again.
	He asks a question to his wife and says, don't answer.
	I know what you're going to say.
	Don't answer.
	Don't eat silently for the rest of the night.
	Just a swirling of his wine.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He stinks.
	But, let's say, I mean, this opens up the door here.
	What is your favorite menu item at McDonald's?
	Not that one.
	Nope.
	Not that one, you idiot.
	Nope.
	You idiot.
	No, I'm a big fan of, when we were in Japan, they had this, like, Japanese, like, samurai burger, which I don't, that sounds like a racist name for a burger in Japan.
	But they did.
	But it was something like that.
	I want to say the samurai burger is what I saw called here, but over there was, like, the soy sauce.
	It's just got teriyaki beef patties.
	They're awesome.
	They're very, very, very good.
	And they also have this crazy thing that was called the Big New York with Potato.
	Well, yeah, just doing burgers like Americans do.
	But no, that samurai burger.
	Was it like the potato is on the burger?
	No, it was like a tater tot.
	Oh, well, speaking of potatoes on burgers here.
	We can't move on beyond this.
	What's your order?
	I was going to say that I'm a big fan of just like the normal cheeseburger.
	Are you?
	Yeah, but you hack it, you put a couple fries on that thing, and you also put a little sweet and sour sauce.
	Because the sweet and sour sauce, that's the key.
	That's the key right there.
	You know, I'll say broadly that Byron and I generally tend to be fans of weird, stupid food.
	This burger has a grilled cheese sandwich.
	The Who burrito from Denny's.
	Well, we used to get the fried grilled cheese sandwich from Denny's.
	The grilled cheese melt.
	Yeah, it's got the cheese sticks.
	Mozzarella sticks in the grilled cheese.
	In the grilled cheese, yes.
	We're stupid freaks.
	We're going to die soon.
	Oh, no.
	All right, well.
	Jared, yours.
	Yeah, you, buddy.
	And folks, this is not controversial.
	Uh-oh.
	It's the fish delight.
	It's the number one.
	I'm a fish delight freak, and yeah, I am.
	This is a real thing.
	Does it have tartar sauce on it?
	It does.
	What is tartar sauce?
	Like relish mayo or something.
	It's like dilled out.
	Yeah, it's chopped pickles and relish with capers and herbs and tarragon and dill.
	Yeah, it's dilled out, like you said.
	I'm dilled out.
	And then I gotta agree with the single cheeseburger.
	I think it's like...
	My top two or top three in that realm.
	I think the Whopper from BK gives the single cheeseburger from McDonald's its run for the money.
	Why do you guys like single cheese and not quarter pounder with cheese?
	I'm not a big fan of thick meat.
	It's the ratio to me.
	I love the quarter pounder with cheese, dude.
	Bad week for that.
	Honestly, kind of bad pick by Josh.
	Sit in third chair, but in a different seat.
	Sorry, my dog's having a bad dream.
	The bad dream is Josh's lemon burger that he's trying to go for.
	You know him, you love him, Josh Feierstein.
	Not sitting in his normal chair.
	Josh, how are you today?
	I'm good.
	I like it raw.
	You know me.
	You do?
	Yeah.
	Is that like a sushi reference?
	No, that's a McDonald's reference.
	That's my favorite burger, the double raw cheeseburger.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, I like it like that.
	Steak tartare for you from McDonald's.
	That's a brave choice.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And that's why, Dennis, you need to be careful when you go in for the Quarter Pounder, which is...
	It was Listeria.
	It wasn't...
	Wasn't it?
	No, it was E. coli.
	Just this last week, McDonald's faced a significant E. coli outbreak that was linked to the Quarter Pounder hamburger.
	Oh, I didn't have one.
	It's like the more, like, not frozen one or something.
	I don't know if it's a never-frozen, like a Wendy's guarantee.
	No, it's not.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It was linked to, at the time of when I wrote this, 49 people had got Ecoli across 10 states, including one person died in Colorado.
	But yeah, it wouldn't be fair of me to say that it was just the burger, because it actually wasn't the meat, it was the onions that were used in the Quarter Pounder.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's always the veg, dude.
	It's always the veg.
	Almost always.
	You don't get onions on it.
	That's pretty wild.
	I wonder how they got E. coli in the onion.
	Josh is a bad comedian.
	He's terrible.
	Terrible joke.
	I like the raw food.
	What?
	We got another bad, bad bit coming at you.
	Hey, he's dressed up today.
	What is your tie?
	Okay, alright.
	Well, you guys, I was joking around with you guys earlier.
	Act like it's organic.
	I was joking around with you guys earlier.
	Way to give it away, Josh!
	It's the bit!
	I was doing a bit where I was making everybody think I was going to wear this tie.
	No, you weren't.
	Looking like the worst Mormon ever, and then I took it off and everyone was like, where's the tie, pussy?
	No!
	Hold on, hold on.
	This is revisionist history, folks, and we've got to set the record straight here.
	Josh had a tie on, and then he didn't have a tie on, and we said, where'd the tie go, Josh?
	And he was like, it's a bit.
	And we're like, wait, before the show, just for us?
	He goes, yeah, I do bits for you guys all the time.
	We're like, name one.
	I appreciate the comment.
	There's the belt thing I did once around my neck.
	It was a whole thing.
	That's not true.
	It's not a bit unless it's on air.
	Oh, wow.
	Are they not allowed to make jokes to each other privately?
	I mean, they could keep it to themselves, but they're so bare bones on content today.
	We've got to make everything a bit.
	They must.
	Can I tell you something totally unrelated to this bit?
	There's a pet peeve of mine about their show, and that's that they have this banding issue on all their videos, so as you go quickly through it, there's this band that moves across the whole video forever.
	Oh, sure.
	Forever, and it's driven me crazy for forever.
	Please, adjust your frame rates.
	You should just go work there.
	Please.
	Why not?
	Well, hey, you know what?
	We'll know if they hear this.
	If they do that.
	If it goes away.
	If it changes.
	Yeah, we know they're listening.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's why they pay Josh the big bucks.
	No private jokes.
	Public jokes only.
	And because Nick says too many slurs on the air too often, so they have to rely on Josh, I guess.
	50 style.
	Yeah, a lot of different styles in this program, huh?
	There was a seat that formerly held Josh, and it is not empty.
	Ooh.
	Lane the Brain, Ginger Snap, how are you, sir?
	Sitting in third chair?
	Good, good, yeah.
	Ginger Snap.
	Ginger Snap.
	Lane Kendall, the token single guy in the office.
	He looks like a fuckboy.
	Yes, he really does.
	Also, resident political genius.
	Lane is the head writer and associate producer of Ladder with Crowder.
	Sometimes he's even on the ground doing reporting, does live bits, and rarely adds anything to the show because it doesn't usually work when they go remote.
	The timing isn't quite right and they don't have much to add.
	But yeah, he goes to political events, protests.
	He was actually outside the Supreme Court during the announcement of the overturning of Roe v.
	Wade.
	I bet he brought a lot to that conversation.
	Dude, they went nuts.
	I remember watching that episode live and it was really frustrating.
	They played like Celebration.
	They went like, fuck yeah!
	Stuff like that.
	Just like, okay.
	Alright, dude.
	Whatever.
	That's so annoying.
	Yeah, it's really, really bad.
	Imagine being like a woman who like was crying because you like lost your right to...
	And like, abortion's a very serious thing.
	Imagine being a woman like deeply like in fear and they're just like...
	I just don't understand how you could not...
	Even though I'm firmly on the side of one belief in that issue, I can empathize with someone that feels like that's a big deal to them.
	I can sense that this is a situation where you believe that babies are being murdered and this affects you deeply.
	He can't control what other people do with their body.
	I wouldn't say, fuck yeah, and like double middle finger or some Christian lady crying in the street.
	Like, it's stupid.
	It's just, oh God.
	Anyways, he's definitely a good guy to talk about abortion rights.
	Oh, of course.
	Because he's probably funded plenty.
	Okay.
	Not the first time he's been on the show.
	Let's hear a little bit.
	Also, I know nothing about him, so I'm just making that up.
	Two things.
	First of all, I think we all know the answer to the best McDonald's menu item.
	No, see, this is why.
	That's the lazy answer.
	It's not because it's the correct answer.
	It is correct, but it is lazy, and it's the trendy answer.
	Don't be trendy.
	Pick something unique.
	No, pick what's correct.
	What are you going to say?
	Fish filet?
	No, filet of fish.
	It's not fish filet.
	It's filet of fish, Josh.
	Get it right.
	It's the fish delight.
	It was called the Filet-O-Fish, though.
	I know, of course not.
	Goddamn right.
	What does he say the alleged proper answer is?
	I think they're thinking Big Mac, of course, right?
	I don't know anyone who likes the Big Mac.
	No one really likes the Big Mac.
	I'm okay with the Big Mac.
	It's fine, right?
	It's like a little bit too much of a sloppy-ass burger, but I do like the flavor profile of it.
	I've never had one.
	Ever.
	Really?
	I think the Big Mac was big when it came out, but it's not big anymore.
	It's the number one, dude.
	It's the number one with a coat.
	There was a lot of novelty surrounding that because of the extra bread piece there.
	Yeah.
	Which is just too much.
	Too much bread.
	That's a lot of bread.
	Five minutes in, they're fully drowning at this point.
	The show sucks.
	There's no real structure beyond just talking loosely about McDonald's, which...
	Admittedly has been our show so far as well.
	That's fine.
	But we're about 30 minutes in.
	We can blame them.
	They can't blame anybody.
	Yeah, good point.
	They end up playing a TikTok video of a black man comically talking about how white people used to make up the best phrases.
	Oh, no.
	So here's just four guys deciding to.
	I personally think laugh more at it than with it.
	Okay.
	That's why we're talking about it.
	Things like, you're skating on thin ice, buddy.
	Newsflash, pal.
	Or, off the whip, get a grip.
	I don't know about that one.
	Never heard that before.
	It's all just kind of an elaborate setup for another Josh bit.
	I don't give a rat's ass.
	That's it right there.
	It's a great phrase.
	Rat's ass?
	Who, who, who?
	That was a boy.
	Who thought of that?
	Like, I'll never forget when I was a kid, I was acting up.
	And this older white woman goes, beat it, twerp.
	You He's correct.
	Where do you guys find these things?
	I don't understand.
	He's right.
	He's right?
	The whites had some banger phrases back then.
	You know what, though?
	Some of us are still coming up with some.
	I actually have one.
	Oh, no.
	Does he hear it?
	Of course he does.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Do we hear it?
	I just want to take a quick pause and point out the hard white that Ginger Snap drops.
	It was white.
	Keep that in mind.
	I like that.
	You do?
	Well, actually, I have two.
	I came up with two.
	It's an option thing.
	You guys got to tell me which one is better, okay?
	Okay, the first one is, it's two different variants.
	And that's the cracker, Jack.
	I hate it.
	Or, or, you don't know Jack, cracker.
	Which one do you think?
	Oh, that's just racist.
	Is it racist?
	I mean, it's kind of racist.
	It depends on if a black guy says it or a white guy.
	You know, it's the same.
	I think anybody can say cracker.
	I think it's public domain, yeah.
	Really?
	We'll get back to you on those, Josh.
	But, you know, for the audience...
	Chat, let us know.
	What do you think?
	That's the Cracker Jack?
	Or you don't know Jack Cracker?
	That's the...
	What does that's the Cracker Jack mean?
	Is that like you just did something cool?
	I mean, it's just like, yeah.
	Like you're telling a story and someone's like, dang, that's how it is.
	You're like, yep, that's the Cracker Jack.
	So that's the way the cookie crumbles, basically.
	Yeah, but no, that's hack.
	Mine is original.
	Oh, I'm saying it's along those lines.
	And it comes with a prize.
	Okay.
	It's not even hack, like what he said.
	It didn't even make sense.
	No, they're just dumb phrases.
	Cookie crumbles and that's the Cracker Jack, even though that's one he just made up.
	I know that they don't mean the same thing.
	Yeah, they're different.
	Yeah, okay.
	Great.
	Cool phrases, man.
	I really like when people use phrases that are almost there but incorrect.
	I had a friend who, instead of saying in my opinion, he would say according to my opinion.
	I mean, that's close enough.
	So I checked in with my opinion and according to my opinion.
	You're close, man, but that's way different, but I love it.
	Keep going with it.
	Do you guys ever get, like, you forget what you're trying to say, and so you, uh...
	Say flame-brilled?
	Approximate.
	Yeah.
	Like, you approximate, like, a word that's like, eh, it's not this, but it's like this, you know?
	My favorite one, and this is trademarked, don't anyone take this?
	I couldn't remember the word for bakery.
	Yeah.
	And I'm like, oh my god, gotta get the cake.
	It's like the cake deli.
	The cake deli?
	I like the cake deli.
	I like cake deli a lot.
	You gotta open up a restaurant.
	You have to open up a cake deli.
	This is the cake deli.
	Totally, yeah.
	And you can have, like, a slice of cake.
	You can have a pound cake and have one of those, like, deli meat slicers, but you're just, like, cutting slices of pound cake.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah, you just, yeah, long, long cakes right onto the tray for you.
	And you have to put them on your hand and slap them over.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Whoa, and just, yeah, you want a little slice of this gaba cake?
	And it's just a meat cake.
	And I'm also going to sell the meat clown there if you guys haven't seen that guy.
	Alright.
	We gotta move on.
	Let's go.
	Two weeks and one day away from the biggest live stream in history.
	The...
	Hopefully one of the best days that we'll have.
	I feel like it's looking pretty good right now, but I'm a little nervous because I also thought it was looking pretty good in 2020.
	Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
	Ah, see, there you go.
	That's right, you never do because some of them are going to be eggs.
	You don't know Jack, Cracker.
	It doesn't work, Josh.
	Stop trying to make that happen.
	I love that even playing them ruining the momentum makes me feel like the momentum of our show is affected by this.
	I go, huh.
	Alright.
	Alright, I guess we're going to continue.
	You got the weird friend across from the table from you who's just eating soup with their hands or something.
	I mean, it's a first time segment.
	Hope it's the last time.
	Unfortunately, I don't believe it will be.
	Alright, so there's a lot of...
	We'll say effeminate things that happen on Twitter.
	And we just wanted to have a segment where we could kind of put all of these things together.
	Sponsored by Grindr, gayest tweet of the day. - Just like a . - What you say? - . - Nettin', honey. - .
	I don't know why I laughed.
	Fine.
	Nobody else in the room laughed?
	Nobody else thought that had any...
	He's like, please clap.
	He basically please clapped.
	He just jabbed him.
	Ah, damn.
	Yeah, I thought that was funny.
	The guy's like, it was clever.
	It wasn't even fucking clever, man.
	No, and just so you know, I was the one that...
	You gotta say it out loud.
	I beeped the slurs.
	Oh, they were not beeped.
	Those were not...
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, so that song that they had, yeah.
	Great.
	Did they YouTube dump button it or what?
	Well, I guess I watch it on Rumble now, so I don't know if they would have dumped it or not.
	The gayest tweet of the day?
	Gayest tweet of the day.
	Okay.
	Is it like a man being like, I love you, Todd?
	Is it like that or is it...
	It's a Folgers commercial.
	Two dads.
	Two sets of dads.
	Three dollars.
	Yeah, tell me they're going to be polite about it.
	They're going to be like, this is the most loving gay thing I've seen all day on Twitter.
	Is it going to be like that?
	Sadly, that's not what happens.
	So within the last few days, Kamala Harris supporters, you know, they're not known for being the most, like, you know, manly, burly men out there most of the time.
	But they put out some rather gay tweets.
	And so here are three of the best.
	I think I just saw Mick Foley do a very passionate endorsement of Kamala Harris and Tim Walls.
	Is that right?
	Mankind from Wrestle.
	I'll just throw this out there.
	Longest book I've ever read is his first one.
	Really?
	Alright, well, let's leave it on that.
	That's very funny.
	There are plenty of quote-unquote strong men who like Kamala Harris.
	Like who?
	I don't know, Dave Bautista?
	No, I'm saying, like, who do they like?
	Oh.
	What?
	You did a Kamala.
	Did I really?
	You did.
	Oh no.
	I was afraid of that happening.
	It'll happen.
	It does when you listen to these guys purposely mispronounce it.
	It really makes me sick to my tongue.
	That's a bummer.
	Kamala.
	Kamala!
	Kamala?
	Like the punctuation?
	Yeah, I'm familiar with that.
	So there's a bunch of strong men who like...
	There's plenty of strong people who support Kamala.
	Like me, I'm strong.
	I can do 40 push-ups.
	While we play this next clip, I want you to do at least...
	I'll do it.
	At least 20.
	Okay.
	How long is the clip?
	Not very long.
	The first one comes from Jeff Flake, the former Arizona senator.
	Wrote, I'm voting for Kamala Harris.
	Not in spite of being conservative, but because I'm a conservative.
	Really?
	Conservatives believe in the rule of law.
	Okay, so...
	Help me out here, Jeff.
	I'm not voting for Kamala Harris in spite of being a conservative, but because I'm a conservative.
	Okay, so what conservative principles?
	You believe in the rule of law.
	And Donald Trump doesn't?
	He doesn't give a fuck about the law.
	Doesn't seem like it.
	If it affects him, he wants to change the law.
	Not even a little bit.
	Did you guys see Donald Trump's chest tattoo that he got?
	No.
	That's kind of interesting.
	Just a big fucking old English across his chest that says, middle finger to the law, grip on my balls.
	Okay.
	And it says, attributed to, you know, the little dash, Kid Rock.
	He got Kid's name tattooed on his, just right underneath his hangy little nipple piece there.
	I trust you.
	I trust you.
	That's real!
	100%.
	That wasn't AI. It wasn't.
	Did you guys see that video of the girl carrying the puppy?
	I'm not right.
	You just don't like that Donald Trump is being sued by the federal government in bogus cases, which, by the way, we've exposed one of those for being a bogus lawsuit that everybody knew was bogus to begin with.
	You don't like the lawfare going on, maybe?
	Conservatives believe in the rule of law.
	How about abortion?
	How about freedom?
	How about free markets?
	How about freedom of speech?
	How about the right to carry a gun?
	How about all of the other things that make conservatives anyway?
	You're good.
	Well, again, they didn't expose that.
	We've talked about that.
	Very very deep into it.
	They exposed the perspective of one person who is tangentially related to the situation in this tweet This whole gayest thing on Twitter is not even like sexuality related at all It's just no and it's in in this case It's not there well offensive gay term just well.
	He's using in the 90s sense then oh yeah For about that the 90s style not entirely and we'll talk about that but ginger snap steps in here, okay?
	Well, what about just going to the fact that she tried to bail out violent rioters?
	That's true.
	Sorry, she supported the fund.
	She supported the fund and ended up bailing out a violent rioter.
	Didn't one of those guys end up killing somebody?
	He killed a person.
	He killed a guy.
	He killed a guy.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Great correction from Ginger Snap.
	She did support, what was it called?
	The Minnesota Freedom Fund by posting one tweet.
	If you're able to chip in now to the at Minnesota Freedom Fund to help post bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota.
	And that is very clearly stating protesting, not rioting.
	It did turn out that some of that money did go to bailing out some folks that may not have been just protesting.
	But I do know that the Minnesota Freedom Fund has changed the way that they use funds and who they bail out.
	Yeah, well, I think, I mean, whenever there's money, people will take it.
	Like maybe PPP loans.
	I'm sure Stephen didn't take any of those that were forgiven or anything.
	I think we may have looked that up.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, and I think we know, and we'll probably take it.
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	I mean, obviously, that's doing somewhat aboutism.
	But here's the thing.
	When there's money being involved, of course, people will try and find ways to do it.
	And when you're funding justice, there will be some guilty criminals who end up getting funding for that justice.
	And it's unfortunate, right?
	It's about the greater good.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Because at the end of the day, like...
	Cash bail in general is a major problem.
	Yeah.
	It's a penalty for poor people to stay in jail.
	That's all that it is.
	Shouldn't exist.
	Obviously, unfortunate what happened, right?
	And I'm sure if, I don't know if Kamala's ever commented on this, but I'm sure she would express her regrets that that happened.
	I don't have that up.
	I know that if Trump were to be caught doing something like this, that he would just deny it and act like it would happen.
	Do you know how many awful things he's supported?
	So many.
	Like, she sends out one tweet to help protesters, and we're still talking about it?
	Yeah.
	Trump literally has Nazis at his dinner?
	Yeah.
	What are we doing?
	Yeah.
	Get fucked.
	That's similar, dude.
	That's similar.
	Well, I don't know about that.
	Second most gay tweet of the week.
	Okay.
	Tim Walls, number two here.
	He used his football coaching skills to basically stop Trump.
	This is stupid.
	Run the clip.
	Donald Trump wants you to think...
	This is on Twitter.
	...that this is going to be good for you, Project 2025.
	In football terms, they want you to think that this player...
	He doesn't have a full offense on the field.
	He doesn't.
	...is going to hand the ball to the running back coming around this way.
	He's got 11 players, though.
	Hold on, he's got 11, doesn't he?
	He's got 11.
	What?
	I only saw 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
	You got two wide-ups?
	You got 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, yeah.
	He's got 11.
	He always has taxes for you.
	Alright, I didn't see the guy behind him.
	Our linebackers are watching that guard and they will read.
	So this linebacker is you.
	Look at how we call this a skill set of his.
	Getting to the polls, voting, you got our chance to stop this.
	Let's play defense, folks.
	The linebackers definitely ain't voting for Tim Walls because they're white males in most situations.
	So I promise you he's not getting the linebacker vote.
	What?
	For those of you who are sports fans, that is some of the most basic stuff that you see.
	And I understand he's speaking to an interesting audience, trying to connect with him on a football level, and I'm a coach!
	You lost people at reading the guard.
	Most people don't understand that that's what linebackers are cueing certain players.
	It seems like a bit of a stretch just to make him look relatable and like a coach.
	I don't even know what they were talking about for most of it because they just were rambling over everything he was talking about.
	Yeah, that was their point.
	It's because if they give him the chance to make sense, then their point is blown.
	Yeah, he just simply doesn't have enough guys on the field.
	That's it?
	So that portion of the video, the guys...
	And how many are they supposed to have on there?
	I don't care.
	Well, they find out that he does have enough guys on the field.
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 guys.
	Is that how many people?
	Is that normal?
	See, that's the thing is we don't even know football.
	Standard Statue of Liberty play.
	All right.
	Okay, here's what I think is so interesting about this is that this is just him trying to be relatable to people.
	Which he doesn't have to try very hard.
	No, he's like the most relatable dude in the whole world.
	He's so relatable.
	Yeah, he's cool.
	We like to skip in like a dipshit.
	Oh, funny.
	They actually, yeah.
	I was gonna say, I've been pretty bummed out lately, if it hasn't been very clear.
	But Elon Musk skipping around like a dipshit?
	Skipping like a dipshit's amazing.
	Oh my god.
	Makes me feel so good.
	Thank you, Tim Walls, for saving my week.
	They do return to the portion where he is doing play runs with arrows and stuff.
	Can I watch that real fast?
	No.
	I think that this is you.
	Alright, it's kind of gay though, right?
	It's super gay, dude.
	This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
	Yeah, football, unrelatable.
	Nobody watches it.
	It's not popular anymore.
	People think that CTE is scary and all of America agrees with us that practice pads are dumb and actually, helmets blur your face and this is a police state, so...
	It's crazy to me how worried they are, how intimidated they are by the fact that Tim Walz is so approachable.
	They don't know what to do with him.
	That's the whole McDonald's thing.
	They wanted Trump to feel more approachable.
	They just made him feel weird.
	They made him feel like Undercover Boss.
	We'll get into that.
	He's if the Midwest was a person.
	Yes, a thousand percent.
	It's working, so they're scared.
	Yeah, final, I guess, gay person tweeting.
	Harry Sisson!
	I had a video on my account that got taken down because we called this guy names that were totally meant to be.
	He's a dork.
	On Twitter?
	On Twitter.
	On X. Back at the RNC, Shaney and I did a video and it got taken down.
	We had like 1.5 million views and they were like, oh, you called him a name you can't call somebody.
	That's retarded.
	Melanie Mack loves that name.
	So Melanie Mack.
	It did kind of sound like it.
	Yeah, gurgled it out there.
	All right, so Melanie Mack was...
	Sounded like me after the Jimmy Johns.
	Okay.
	Now I can't cut that story.
	Great.
	So Melanie Mack was someone that Gerald interviewed.
	She's a gamer who got removed from Twitch because she wouldn't stop saying slurs, you know, weaponizing Christianity, I guess.
	Okay.
	She did a long-form interview with Gerald on Mug Club behind the paywall.
	During that conversation, they just let it fly.
	And by that, I mean, yeah, the F slur in both three-letter and six-letter format.
	It was just really gross.
	And the glee on his face gave me a stomachache.
	Like Jimmy Jones?
	I heard it was...
	I actually heard that this actually caused a lot of problems with Gerald and his wife.
	She was...
	She was not happy with how giddy he was.
	It sent shockwaves through their marriage.
	You're being a bigot with this woman.
	You don't be a bigot with me anymore like that, Gerald.
	And I did actually find his response to...
	Honey, I take you to conversion therapy on Wednesdays.
	Every week.
	No, I found that the response that he was just talking about having had to censor his post where he called Harry Sisson...
	Well, he says a total...
	Isn't it Saison also?
	The thing is, I've actually...
	I'm unfamiliar with Harry for the most part, but...
	I want to say it's Harry Saison.
	Oh, if Sisson is like them calling him like a sissy or something and I'm participating in that.
	I would pronounce that name as Sisson.
	Okay, well either way, Harry, this is not intentional.
	And someone correct us at Van Crowder on Twitter if we're seeing it right.
	Write it in a review.
	Gerald, on his coverage from the RNC Straight Up, says it's official Harry Sisson is a total F-slur, and then gets mad that they censored his post.
	Is he interviewing him here?
	I think so, yeah.
	I'd be interested to see that.
	Well, that did get censored, but either way, calling Harry a F-slur when this is in response to that.
	When we clearly say he isn't gay, like in the 90s sense of the term, you've got to be kidding me, X! He takes Elon Musk.
	He takes Elon Musk.
	Yes, of course.
	That's great.
	But I guess he goes into detail about what exactly Harry did to be on this list.
	Okay.
	So he's a paid Democrat influencer who basically tries to find the positive in every single negative kernel that Kamala drops and says, Yes!
	She's doing phenomenal!
	She just showed Bret Baier what's up!
	Stuff like that.
	So he actually campaigned for Harrison Barr's.
	It's gay bars, mostly.
	We campaign for Kamala Harris, even in the bars.
	Gotta meet people where they're at.
	Straight white dudes for Kamala Harris.
	Look at that picture.
	Pull it back up.
	Oh my god.
	Look at that picture, Dennis.
	Is this picture of the one on your screen, the one that they're talking about?
	Yeah, that's the one.
	Of two young dudes just giving thumbs up in a bar together?
	Yeah.
	Oh, a number one and a thumbs up?
	Yeah, one guy's pointing up maybe towards the Harris Walls hat.
	I think it's more of like a number one.
	It could be, but either way, I'm very...
	Non-sexual gestures?
	It looks like two bros just hanging out being dudes.
	Just dudes being dudes.
	Lit by blue light from a bar.
	Probably from a black light.
	But they're mostly at the club.
	Mostly gay bars, right?
	No evidence of that.
	I don't know why Gerald even said that.
	What's wrong with going to a gay bar?
	That is the big point.
	But also for Gerald to say that it's mostly gay bars without any sort of reference to that in this post from Harry...
	Gay in the 90s way.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So there's nothing but...
	Yeah, that kind of changes the whole thing.
	It's stupid.
	It's just a dumb take.
	And honestly, if this picture offends you at all, it's like the most snowflake take I've ever heard in my entire life.
	Yeah, grow up, dude.
	What the hell's your problem?
	Even in the bars, can't say we're not dedicated.
	It sounds like he just wore a Harris Walls hat to the bar.
	This is Harry.
	Oh.
	He's with someone who wore a Harris Walls hat?
	I guess.
	I don't even know what the problem is.
	Those guys were at the White House before.
	I guess we should, yeah, mention a little bit.
	I don't know much about Harry.
	He's a 22-year-old political commentator, mostly on TikTok, but also has a pretty solid YouTube presence.
	Kind of like a David Pakman, Luke Beasley-style person.
	Got his start in 2020, found a lot of success, especially connecting with Gen Z because he is Gen Z. Lit AF, dude.
	Sure, he's also that, yes.
	Skibbity.
	I don't know if he's...
	You think he's skibbity?
	No, man.
	I don't know.
	You think he even knows who the Rizzler is?
	Can I tell you about when I first discovered?
	No.
	No.
	We actually can't do any of that.
	It's amazing.
	We're so far behind.
	I'll put out an episode on our Patreon private.
	No, you won't.
	Yeah, I'll help you do it.
	Thank you.
	So, I guess because he's not drinking a Happy Dad seltzer with the Nelk Boys, or, you know, having a bite of pizza with Portnoy, he's a gay guy.
	Yeah, obviously.
	Yeah, and he might actually be the most gay.
	Who knows?
	Could be.
	Harry Sasson is gayer than any homosexual voting for Trump.
	Like, full-fledged.
	Do the math on that, but it's true.
	Do the math on gayness.
	You could be, like, banging dudes all the time, but if you're voting for Trump, you're definitely straighter than Harry Sasson.
	Was that photo taken before or after the glory hole visit?
	I feel like Gerald believes in some sort of Scientology equivalent of an E-meter for gayness.
	So if anyone was to believe in that, there being a metric of gayness, it would be Gerald.
	It is him.
	And actually, he has proof that it exists.
	He's done a lot of research in the field, and he's put a lot of money from Buen Vino.
	That's where he's funneling it into.
	It's actually...
	It's like the U-line of anti-gay material, basically.
	It's just sort of different kinds of plastics they're doing at Gerald's company.
	I hate that this even happened.
	It's the dumbest shit.
	I'm glad we did this.
	- Of course. - The only problem that I have with this is that there are so many of these to choose from and I don't wanna give some of these people air time, but Harry's just, like, some of them need to be pointed out and be like, "Just look at that." Like, he's a shill.
	He's not somebody who has a legitimate viewpoint.
	He's a word I can't say, otherwise I'll get in trouble and we'll have to go, we'll have to dump that.
	No, beat it, twerp!
	Remember to vote.
	That has been Gay's Tweet of the Day.
	That is the dumbest thing I've ever listened to in my entire life.
	It's really, really bad.
	Like, what's the difference?
	Like, the difference is that he thinks that, like, he's a paid show.
	Isn't Gerald also a paid show?
	Kind of a paid show.
	He is a paid show.
	It's the same thing.
	Like, I don't understand, like, what's the difference?
	There's no difference.
	The opinion, I guess.
	Yeah.
	If you have a different opinion than me, it means you're a shill.
	Well, I mean, like, and I guess what we call him is, like, a grifter.
	So, like, if it's a Republican, they're a grifter.
	It's a shill if they're on the left.
	Yeah, sure.
	Shills are Democrats.
	Grifters are Republicans.
	Yeah.
	It's fine to be paid to be a political commentator.
	Sure.
	That's fine.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	And if you guys think that it's wrong, then quit.
	Get out of the chair.
	Yeah.
	Before we move to the McDonald's portion of the show, they found some vulgar comments that Trump made, which is not that hard to do.
	Yeah, like grab her by the...
	Yeah, that one.
	That was a big one.
	But they missed some more significant statements, even though it's fairly par for them, even on brand.
	Okay.
	Get your asses out to vote.
	That's right.
	That's fair.
	Did they say that was vulgar of him to say?
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	CNN was saying something was vulgar.
	I think it was the...
	Maybe it wasn't this, but he said that she was a shitty vice president.
	True.
	That's what he said.
	Did he say that?
	He said that.
	Can we see that?
	Hey, guys, if he said that out there recently, because this was on CNN this morning, I think.
	A shit vice president.
	Excuse me.
	I know I'm cursing a lot.
	Well, he did say that there were...
	Asshole countries that they were sending people from.
	So it would be on brand for Donald Trump to say that.
	I saw Chiron.
	They said the Arnold Palmer story was vulgar.
	I didn't hear it.
	I'm not sure what story they were referencing.
	I didn't hear that one either.
	We'll find out.
	We'll bring that in later if they bring it up.
	Let me know.
	Super important stuff.
	And if he says shit once, it sounds like something he might say.
	Yes.
	It's such like a childish take on profanity with them, you know?
	Yeah.
	Sometimes it feels like they're just being hyper aware of YouTube monetization things, but...
	Sure.
	But they're not monetized.
	Yeah.
	So...
	We can separate the content from what he's saying, like, with the words.
	Like, if he says she's a shit vice president, we understand what he's saying.
	I don't...
	It is on brand form, though.
	I mean, that's...
	Childish things.
	The locker room talk.
	Of course.
	Doin' a lot of locker room talk.
	I'm all for locker room talk.
	Classic stuff.
	Speaking of the locker room, weird they didn't hear this one.
	Yeah, they didn't hear.
	Arnold?
	Arnold Palmer?
	At a Pennsylvania rally on the 19th, Trump really locked into the masculinity of the late, great Arnold Palmer, an American golf pro and beverage guy.
	Favorite drink.
	I love it.
	It's my favorite drink.
	I like tea.
	I like lemonade.
	I don't know.
	No, you do, and it's fire.
	I think I could drink tea if it was mixed with lemonade.
	Okay, well, that's what Arnold Palmer.
	50-50, you go a little black tea.
	I was required to eat tea.
	Drink tea.
	Black tea, lemonade, but you gotta do a nice lemonade.
	You can't do this bullshit Minute Maid or something.
	You gotta get a nice lemonade up in the mail.
	It's a fire drink.
	Arnold Palmer was all man.
	And I say that in all due respect to women.
	And I love women, but this guy, this guy...
	This guy was all man.
	This man was strong and tough.
	Okay, and what else did we say?
	I don't want to keep that bit going.
	I can't.
	That was All Man.
	This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it.
	When he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and they said, oh my god, it's unbelievable.
	I had to say it, I had to say it.
	Wow.
	Great.
	Okay.
	So he's talking to other golf...
	He's playing with at least a Ninewood, folks!
	Okay.
	Ninewood.
	He drives her!
	He doesn't drive her!
	I don't know if I know the Ninewood.
	It's quite the angle for a wood.
	I don't know much about the numbers.
	You didn't do golf?
	I just got a putter.
	You can't play golf with a hammer, Dennis!
	But what's crazy is, and I don't mean this in an offensive way, I want to be clear, that wasn't on the Gay Tweets of the Day segment.
	Oh, interesting.
	Talking about some other dude's junk is definitely more gay leaning than anything else.
	Sure.
	But also, this isn't gay either.
	This is just, I saw a guy with a huge hog in the show.
	This is just guys looking at guys hogs.
	He's got a locker room...
	It's no different than when a woman's like, she's got huge boobs!
	Equal opportunist here.
	He's taking a peek over here, he's grabbing them over there.
	And that's, you know...
	But you're right.
	That's just the Donald.
	Would Gerald ever admit to looking at someone's dick in a locker room?
	Never in a million years.
	Never in a million years would he.
	Well, didn't we have this whole issue with Stephen putting it on his shoulder?
	That was on not gay Jared's shoulder, but...
	But you don't think our boy Gerald saw it?
	As soon as that happened, he would go into his office and do like 35 minutes of praying.
	Sure, God.
	No!
	It's way different, Jared.
	Well, maybe.
	Well, pray to who?
	They're a great boy.
	So it's time to talk the arches, guys.
	Great.
	Hard pivot.
	Let's go.
	What have the folks been hearing?
	So a lot of you are hearing about Donald Trump visiting a McDonald's and this being a really kind of a big deal for a lot of reasons.
	We'll get into all of those.
	But for me, I love this.
	This is Donald Trump trolling at its finest.
	He actually went and worked at a Philadelphia area McDonald's making french fries and making a lot of new friends.
	We want to go!
	We want to go!
	Red tie on point.
	Actually, huh?
	It's weird that the announced location of a politician would attract supporters.
	It's crazy.
	It's weird that they're outside shouting, we want Trump.
	Yeah.
	We want Donald McDonald!
	Yeah, how come no one's pointed that out?
	When I was writing this, I was like, McDonald?
	And I was like, Donald?
	Is that why he likes this?
	McDonald.
	It's like, it writes itself, yeah.
	McDonald.
	I only gotta remember one name.
	Did you think about that?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, I'd never...
	McDonald?
	I'm like, why is he not rolling on that?
	Yeah, that's weird.
	First, not sure if I want a president that trolls beyond something like the correspondence dinner.
	And he doesn't even go to his correspondence dinner.
	No.
	He runs away from it.
	That's because he can't handle it.
	Too much heat.
	Also, he says actually, that being Gerald.
	So he says actually because the whole Kamala Harris thing?
	Yeah, we've already talked about the fact that she does state that she worked at the Alameda.
	Why should we even have to say that?
	I'm just joking.
	No, but you're right, though.
	What world would you have to prove where you worked at as a teenager?
	If people questioned where I worked in fucking high school...
	I could not prove to anybody that I worked at somewhere.
	I worked at Hastings Video.
	Go find any record of me working there.
	Go find a record of Hastings existing still.
	Exactly.
	God, it's stupid.
	I worked at Hot Topic.
	Oh yeah, I know you did, dude.
	I worked there for about three months and they told me I couldn't work there anymore because I liked hanging out in the back corner of it, avoiding customers.
	Nice.
	That's where the goth stuff is.
	Yeah, that's kind of the energy I was exuding.
	So I was technically helping make sales.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was just sitting there.
	I bet nobody who worked there remembers you.
	I don't remember any of those people.
	God, that's funny.
	Okay, that makes sense.
	And that wasn't even 20 years ago.
	That was for three months, which is kind of the amount of time that she worked at McDonald's.
	Mine was 20 years ago.
	How about that?
	Ugh, weird.
	We're getting old.
	Anyways.
	It's stupid.
	Dumb.
	Yeah, it's really dumb.
	Hurt saying, I worked at McDonald's was enough to mess with somebody so much that he's like, I could do that.
	I gotta go get a job at McDonald's!
	It's not all about doing it.
	It's about how you look while you're doing it.
	Oh, yeah.
	The apron looks good on him.
	He can pull it off.
	Never touches a human hand.
	Because I'm a germaphobe.
	We all did laugh.
	Full sights.
	Thank you, Mr.
	President.
	It's an M. Night Shyamalan.
	You made it possible for ordinary people like us.
	I mean, thank you so much.
	I can see.
	Well, and look, it was great, but like just one second later, there was an argument that broke out in that car.
	F*ing, you are f*ing.
	You f*ing, you fing, you f**ing.
	You f*ing, you f*ing.
	Racism caught me off guard with that one.
	What a wild ride of a club.
	First off, we laughed at Trump because he's being ridiculous.
	They thought the joke was funny.
	It wasn't a joke.
	He was doing an outer monologue of, like, these are the rules I was given.
	And now I flip the burger, and now I pour the salt.
	Do I touch it with my hands yet?
	No.
	At what point do I touch it with my hands?
	You never touch it with a human hand.
	You're trying to tell me that you guys, you grubby pieces of shit who work back here, and I've been eating here for 70 years, have never touched my hamburger and fries with your bare hands?
	I just don't buy it.
	You guys are disgusting.
	You know that's how he feels.
	The M. Night Shyamalan joke, he does live in Pennsylvania.
	I don't know if Ginger's death was accidentally being accurate.
	He was not.
	It was an accident for sure.
	It was definitely accidental.
	The only trap that he saw was the one he set for himself to be racist.
	Yeah, it was racist.
	It was bad.
	Let's make fun of accents.
	And that's not the first time they've used that Indian people arguing clip.
	Of course they haven't.
	Yeah, it's kind of on the board stable.
	That's our alarm.
	We're getting into the deep, weird racism territory here section of the show.
	I kind of forgot that that happened and now the one I remember is still to come.
	Donald Trump going to McDonald's I think is fantastic.
	He resonates with people in a lot of different areas of life.
	Every time he goes into whatever the working man territory is, because there's a lot of them...
	The left thinks that people are just going to go, it's a billionaire who's out of touch completely.
	In this case, that didn't happen.
	There was a line of people you saw down the street cheering for Donald Trump.
	He goes in there.
	He has fun.
	He actually looks good in the apron.
	He serves fries.
	Everything looked really actually kind of cool.
	But the left can't say that, oh, he's out of touch.
	Now they go, oh, it's all a stunt.
	Yeah, so Halloween weekend here, right?
	I just want to throw out that first off, my heritage is not a costume.
	Really, that this billionaire going to work at a McDonald's that's paying, according to Glassdoor and Indeed, a medium wage of $13.22 an hour.
	Yeah, that's what I got, too.
	Of course, they're not going to play the clip of the people in the drive-thru asking him if he's going to be doing anything about minimum wage or anything like that.
	Trump refused to answer anything about minimum wage and continued just to put on this headdress of McDonald's here in front of this...
	Cool, mustached young man.
	Jared, the working man loves seeing him.
	Yeah, just trust the people who showed up just to see him.
	Well, until he's refusing to pay someone like a contractor, you know, situations like that.
	Not a problem if it's not happening to me.
	Sure.
	Or if the working man is, like, struggling to, you know, recover from a disaster and he's football-tossing toilet paper towards them, you know?
	Sure.
	But I will say, man...
	He's cool.
	Well, yeah.
	He is cool.
	The way he said that was like a parent talking to their kid.
	That's exactly what it sounded like.
	It's like they put on their polo shirt for their...
	Oh, man!
	You look pretty cool!
	...for picture day or something.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You look pretty cool, dude.
	Here, let me get that schmutz off your face here.
	Lick their thumb, touch your cheek with it.
	Yeah.
	You know, just to say that it's like the presidential salary is around $400,000 a year.
	Or it is $400,000.
	It's not around that.
	You go to our friend here who's worked at the McDonald's for eight years, he says.
	And wouldn't you guys know it that it only is going to take him an additional six and a half years to have made $400,000 at the wages that he's probably making there?
	Oh, that's not bad.
	That's not bad.
	Just to say, too, if he's making $18 an hour even, it's only a little bit extra...
	A little less time on there.
	It's like a manager.
	They don't pay well there, and it turns out that this particular Feasterville McDonald's has a bit of a labor crisis inside their walls there.
	Yeah.
	A bit of a sight of scrutiny when it comes to paying.
	There was like a McDonald's, all of the employees did it, a carol for wages and It's DiGiorno.
	Come on, it's delivery.
	He's part of the DG Empire, by the way.
	The DG Empire.
	Because he does own eight locations.
	Oh, I see that.
	And that's how you keep your money, you know, is you don't give it to your employees who bust their ass for you.
	Yeah, of course.
	You don't get an empire by not being an emperor, dude.
	But I want to call it something on this letter here.
	Well, yeah, let's read it.
	This was posted on...
	I don't want to lose Jared's point, though.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Where were we at?
	I mean, just saying that, like, our...
	Sorry, this fly's trying to touch me.
	Just saying that our McDonald's owner here, he's been against a living wage for his employees, which they've been trying to fight for for a long time.
	So it's kind of where we've got our McDonald's corporate saying, you know, we don't really do this kind of thing, but because this is a franchise, he's allowed to do this, of course.
	Yeah, so it's just, I don't know, it's like the one that would do it is the one that's having labor disputes.
	It's not political, but...
	And he'll try to say that on this letter that he posted on the door of the McDonald's.
	Derek says, Dear Feasterville community, we plan to be closed on Sunday, October 20th until 4pm to accommodate a visit at the request of former President Trump and his campaign.
	While we are not a political organization, we proudly open our doors to everyone and as a locally owned and operated location, this visit provides a unique opportunity to shine a light on the positive impact of small businesses here in Feasterville.
	We are equally honored to share the significance of what one in eight Americans have experienced.
	Not that, I love that.
	He's acknowledging that a lot of people work here.
	Yeah, that's exactly the point I wanted to make.
	And I checked that, too.
	One in eight Americans have worked at McDonald's.
	Was it that far-fetched to say that Kamala did?
	That's a great point.
	Right?
	That a job at McDonald's is more than just a job.
	It's a pathway to critical skills development and meaningful career opportunities, like becoming the AG of California and then the vice president.
	Interesting.
	You would think that he would want to say that.
	Hmm.
	Having started my McDonald's journey as a crew member in New York nearly 30 years ago, this path to economic opportunity is especially meaningful to me as long as I keep the minimum wage low and refuse to extend overtime hours.
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	I apologize for the inconvenience of closing our restaurant and sincerely look forward to serving you very soon.
	And in third grade cursive, that is Derek.
	That's the hardest third grade cursive D I've ever seen in my life.
	It's not good.
	Gia Comantonio.
	Cool.
	Great!
	If a political campaign approached and you did not support it, you probably wouldn't say, yeah, we should reach out and do a shoot a music video in the future of a McDonald's.
	Well, yeah, I thought you were trying to provide the community with opportunities to show what you bring for.
	Economic opportunities.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This is a way to highlight the local community.
	This whole thing with Trump, he's trying to be relatable.
	Do you think Trump knows how much fries are?
	No.
	Do you think he knows what...
	I don't know how much fries are.
	I just buy them in.
	Four bucks?
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	Do you think he knows what that means to someone?
	I don't think he knows what French fries are made of.
	French?
	French.
	Great.
	Guys, I'm freaking out.
	This isn't even real.
	So leftists online, they kind of freaked out about the whole thing saying it was staged, and we'll start with the New York Magazine.
	So in an effort to highlight his claim that Kamala Harris never worked at McDonald's, Trump pretended to work at a closed McDonald's where he served pretend orders to supporters pretending to be customers.
	I mean, listen, come on.
	Do you think that the person who is the most likely, like if there is a list of people that are going to possibly be killed this year, Donald Trump certainly has to be at the top as far as threats against his life code.
	Do you think he's going to go into just a random McDonald's on the rush for lunch and just be like jumping behind the line and serving random people as they come up to the drive-thru?
	Do you think the security for that is actually reasonable?
	Also, it's a troll job.
	You're taking it way too seriously.
	And I love the fact that it pisses them off because we know this.
	Sometimes hate watching.
	A view is a view.
	Somebody hates you.
	Like a lot of you right now are watching because you hate me.
	And I don't know why.
	I didn't do anything wrong.
	But that's a view.
	It doesn't count.
	It doesn't matter, right?
	Or it counts.
	It doesn't matter.
	I hate you for a lot of reasons, Gerald.
	Legitimate reasons.
	Yes.
	Of course, yeah, it was a stunt and he was trolling or whatever.
	He wasn't trolling.
	He was trying to be legitimate, but it's just a stunt.
	Behind the line?
	No, you jump on the line.
	Great point.
	Yeah.
	And also, they're kind of saying he should have been able, if security wasn't a concern, he should have been allowed to just go to a McDonald's and work there.
	Yeah, they didn't need to close it.
	If he wants to really do this?
	Oh, sure, sure.
	He needs to apply to work somewhere and be trained.
	And then work there for eight years.
	Try and raise a family on the waiting.
	The entitlement that it's like, oh, it's not like a real thing.
	Like, I can just go work at McDonald's.
	Yeah, it's not real.
	Yeah, it's a costume.
	This is a joke.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's a complete joke, yeah.
	It's disrespectful, like, to even assume.
	To people who work really hard.
	There was somebody probably at that same McDonald's who was crying because they couldn't afford rent.
	Yeah.
	And he's like, can I try?
	Let me play with the toys.
	And they said no, and he's like, oh.
	Assault-o-matic!
	It's just, I think this whole...
	And I'm going to touch it with my hands?
	With my human hands?
	No, Donald, stop.
	The whole stunt is offensive, and it could have been more justifiable if you would have discussed something like the minimum wage.
	Or the struggles that people who are working in minimum wage jobs are facing.
	Or even being like, I didn't anticipate this to be such a challenge.
	Great, yeah.
	He's like, it's so easy!
	This is actually really easy, and it's fun.
	No one should get paid anything for this.
	They should pay me to do this.
	None of these people think this job is fun, and probably none of these people actually like their boss that much.
	And just moreover, how many Americans feel this way about work situations anyways?
	It's like...
	No one really feels like they make enough money.
	The plight of the McDonald's worker is the same as the plight of the forklift certified worker, myself.
	Oh, sure.
	It's the same everywhere.
	It's not to say that I don't like my bosses.
	I think my bosses are good people and everything.
	But that's lucky that you do.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't even want to say it's an exception.
	There's probably...
	You know, there's probably people just doing jobs.
	That's kind of what I'm trying to say.
	None of us are billionaires.
	That's more to the point.
	The idea that we're going to...
	Close.
	It's coming up.
	Wedding season's over, so you better hold on to that shit.
	That's right, dude.
	Yeah, don't pay anybody.
	And actually, I think that what Donald Trump is doing is good now, actually.
	Now I've talked myself in the other direction.
	Wow, full circle.
	You gotta keep your money and you gotta invest it back into yourself only.
	Only you.
	Make sure that nobody else gets a bite of this.
	Especially no burgers.
	And if they're touching with their hands, those hands are coming off.
	We're cutting them.
	If Gerald's gonna come on us for...
	I wrote that.
	I never said that out loud.
	Great.
	Don't stand below him.
	Regarding, like, this...
	Oh, it's obviously a stunt.
	I don't know why they're so mad and freaking out.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Then maybe don't start the segment by saying Trump actually worked in a McDonald's.
	Because he didn't.
	Yeah, not at all.
	That's clearly what you said.
	Yeah, he didn't.
	He served M. Night Shyamalan, apparently.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So Ginger Snaps has...
	Celebrities.
	They should have rolled some, like...
	Grimace through the motherfucker.
	Dude, if Kid Rock rolled through, though, that would have been awesome.
	They should have rolled celebrities through.
	Do you guys remember the McDonald's, like, the Ronald McDonald's shoe car?
	Yeah, I think so, yeah.
	Oh, I do a little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They just ride that thing through there and all the fry kids get out, you know?
	They all eat their children or whatever they would be like.
	Sleepy Joe!
	Yeah, yeah.
	Rabble, rabble.
	Stealing the election.
	The fucking Hamburglar's stealing the election.
	Rabble, rabble.
	Oh, God.
	All right.
	Ginger Snap has some insight surrounding the deeper political strategy of this visit.
	There's a lot to glean from this stunt, if you will.
	First of all, yeah, it's obviously a political campaign stunt.
	We all know that.
	But that's rich coming from the same people that put Joe Biden behind a little tyke's desk in a fake Oval Office set.
	You know, whatever.
	Yeah.
	But at the same time, he looks completely natural in the show.
	People resonate with him.
	He seems like a nice man that you would want to have as your boss or that you would want to spend a weekend with.
	Wait.
	Oh my god, Ginger Snamp.
	We're spending the weekend with our boss.
	How out of touch is Ginger Snamp?
	He looks like he fits in there.
	He does not look like he fits in there at all.
	No, he came in wearing a white button-up shirt that costs more than everyone's uniforms combined.
	Yes.
	It's the Kanye West long tee.
	Yeah.
	He got several.
	Oh wow, that's kind of cool.
	I'd be shit.
	Looks like a boss I want to spend my weekend with.
	That's insane.
	It absolutely is not.
	That's a dark thing to hear.
	Is he sending messages to Steven?
	He's like, you gotta start dressing like this.
	Well, I just think that maybe...
	Is he trying to, like, convince Steven?
	Maybe try on an apron, bro.
	Put on an apron.
	Put on a tie.
	Ugh, it's bad.
	Get some salt on your belly on your apron.
	Get behind the grill.
	Gross.
	Get behind the line.
	On the line.
	You never cook for us.
	And then getting behind the fake resolute desk, which...
	Oh, yeah.
	When I did hear that, I was like, oh, that's kind of a weird quick jab.
	I better fact check that.
	Turns out it's real.
	Great.
	It is not produced by Fisher Price or Little...
	Tyco.
	Little Tykes.
	Well, I feel like that was a...
	Subsidiary, Fisher-Price.
	No, I don't think so.
	Who makes the little tyke?
	Who makes it?
	Who makes it?
	Let's uncover this monopoly scandal.
	Take it down.
	Take it down.
	President Biden...
	It's a subsidiary.
	It's a subsidiary.
	Was I right?
	Was I right?
	Fisher-Price?
	We're looking in.
	We're looking in.
	No, we really shouldn't be doing that because the episode's running kind of late.
	MGA Entertainment?
	All right.
	Of a toy company?
	Interesting.
	Their defense contractor...
	It all goes back to BlackRock.
	This is just what they're doing with the composites.
	So Joe Biden on occasion has been using a set designed to resemble the White House for certain events.
	Okay, like a soundstage or something?
	Kind of, yeah.
	It led to folks giving him a hard time.
	And the set, it's in the South Court Auditorium of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which is part of the White House complex.
	Okay.
	In a basement or something.
	Sure.
	It features fake windows with digital displays of the White House Rose Garden, which did surprise me.
	I mean, doesn't Steven have a fake window behind his desk?
	Interesting.
	He very clearly does.
	Okay.
	Right behind it.
	Hmm.
	It does make sense, though.
	The reason for using the set is primarily logistical.
	The South Court Auditorium provides more space and better accessibility for media events compared to the Oval Office because the Oval Office is old.
	Wait, what?
	It's very old.
	It wasn't designed with full media teams in mind?
	That's right.
	There was actually no...
	Media didn't exist?
	There was no cameras, yeah, not in the video sense.
	Okay, okay.
	Lighting scaffolding is making the floor kind of bend in too much.
	Yeah.
	Joe Biden might fall through like a damn Looney Tunes cartoon.
	Yeah, it's old.
	Yeah, we're tech guys.
	It makes sense.
	It allows for larger setups for professional monitors, like you said, Dennis, lights, and a lot more room for journalists to be there, too.
	Were we mad when Joe Rogan moved his studio across the street from my job, and I got stuck at fucking work because goddamn Donald fucking Trump was across the street for four fucking hours?
	Oh, no.
	Oh, man, that sucks.
	Literally can see it from the fucking, like, you walk out to the front and it's like, there's just a thousand cop cars.
	I had an employee who couldn't get to work because they shut down all of our neighborhood, basically.
	Really?
	So it's like, once we were in after lunch, that was it.
	It's a podcast.
	Podcasting got way too serious.
	I actually gotta quit.
	Okay.
	I think I'm out of this.
	Hit the lead, dude.
	Close it.
	I've done that before.
	They call it a fake White House.
	The dum-dums do.
	But some speculate that it allows for Biden to actually read scripts directly from a monitor without a visible teleprompter glass.
	That's how teleprompters work?
	Yeah, it's fine.
	I would much rather have my president be prepared with his remarks.
	Yeah, if Biden was like, we need to come together as a country, I'd be like, Uh-uh.
	Tell me in the other room.
	Well, yeah.
	It doesn't count.
	Yeah.
	Location, location, location.
	They also used this during virtual meetings during COVID because it allows for more professional monitors and control of light.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Cameras when we built the White House.
	Also, as time moves forward, quality changes.
	And the expectation of what things look like changes.
	8K on Donald Trump in that room?
	He's gonna be fucking...
	He wants to move back into the fucking...
	Yeah.
	If we could just, from the desk of Donald Trump, everything is a written statement on Twitter, that'd be great.
	Just looking like a fucking MS Paint gradient, orange to orange.
	Yeah.
	Trump has used this space as well, but not as a fake White House set.
	He used it during the Operation Warp Speed Vaccine Summit, as well as something called Conversations with America's Future, which had a bunch of student leaders from colleges and universities.
	Interesting.
	I'm glad that Ginger Snap allowed me the opportunity to expand my knowledge on what exactly that is.
	And here's what I'll say about that.
	If I found out that Trump had a space like that when he was president...
	I wouldn't give a shit.
	It's so dumb to worry about that.
	I don't care.
	I care about the messages he's saying.
	That's all I care about.
	I don't care about where he says it.
	He could be sitting in a field and just be like, hey, what's up?
	I'm out in my field.
	Sure.
	Let's talk about whatever.
	I actually wish that he would change it from the Rose Garden to other shit, like a beach.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	Yeah, it's just like a main K for one.
	What about the Beach White House?
	Or then he changes it again.
	It's like I'm on the 30th floor in Saudi Arabia or something.
	The Millennium Falcon!
	That'd be kind of cool.
	I'd like that.
	But yeah, the whole state of Pennsylvania, they understand that this is just a stunt.
	Yeah.
	And these people get it.
	These people in Pennsylvania, they understand that it was a stunt.
	Yes.
	I mean, no one's saying it wasn't a stunt.
	Exactly.
	I mean, it's weird to be like, it was a stunt.
	Yeah, of course it was a stunt.
	Like you said, you have the issues of safety and concerns there.
	And then you also have, it's a business.
	You see the video, you say it's privately or locally owned or whatever.
	It's an owned franchise locally.
	They don't want to just do this stunt when they're doing regular business.
	They went to...
	Now the media's going to shitting on the actual McDonald's itself.
	I know, of course.
	They're saying, oh, they failed a health code inspection.
	So personally, I don't care about the health code inspection.
	I do believe firmly that you should never eat at a place with a B, unfortunately, because every time I have, you do get sick.
	We don't even have letter grades here.
	No, I know.
	It's just when I visit the city.
	Yeah.
	One time I got a slice of mac and cheese pizza from a place in New York.
	CC's pizza, dude?
	Don't do that.
	Last...
	That's a chain?
	You know that part?
	Yeah, they had a good website.
	It's definitely more that the owner is a piece of shit.
	Yeah, right?
	We talked about it.
	He's like a bad guy.
	He's just a jerk, yeah.
	So, Gerald loves these types of guys.
	So, do me a favor.
	I don't know which McDonald's this is, but this is a franchisee basically making a call saying, yeah, I'm going to do this.
	I don't care if you support McDonald's or not.
	Support this guy.
	Right?
	Or this gal.
	Whoever owns that.
	And if you know a pretty conservative business owner that owns a McDonald's, go support them too.
	Go support.
	Go show.
	If anybody out there is going to say and cry about this, go support them.
	Just like with Chick-fil-A, where that whole thing blew up and Chick-fil-A's were packed after that.
	They were already doing a lot of business, but they were absolutely packed.
	You guys ready for this?
	The day has arrived.
	I've been waiting for like a year for this opportunity.
	Gerald.
	Loves Chick-fil-A. Huge fan of Chick-fil-A. I just so happen to have a photograph of Gerald from, what would you say, mid-2000s, holding up a sack of it, giving it a thumbs up while wearing glasses to make him look like one of the twins from the second Matrix film.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Yeah, he definitely has some agent energy.
	So one part of the conversation about the gayest tweets that we didn't address is that they ended the segment and then said, Gerald, you fucked up.
	And he's like, what?
	Well, you forgot to talk about voting.
	And they're like, wait, what?
	Well, you said you were going to have the audience vote on which was the gayest tweet.
	Oh, did you say that?
	Yeah.
	And he's like, oh, okay.
	Whoops.
	That's from Wayne's World.
	Only like four of you are going to get it.
	Your entire audience gets it.
	Yeah, they're aware.
	But yeah, so I thought that since, I mean, he's going to have people vote on the gayest tweet, maybe we should have people vote on the best or worst Gerald pick from his personal Facebook.
	And I think the reason also why we're there is because one of these is the most lovely Chick-fil-A photo I've ever seen of that.
	That one is so good.
	Yes.
	It seems like when Chick-fil-A was like, kind of like, how Buc-ee's is now, people are kind of like looking at Buc-ee's as this, you know, we gotta go to Texas, we gotta get the Buc-ee's, you know, apparently it's the best gas station, it's like a weird...
	Risking it on the board!
	Totally.
	You know, our relationships to brands, these kinds of things, so it's like, Gerald...
	Trying an early Chick-fil-A, and he's like, I heard it was called Chick-fil-A, and now I get here, and they're saying, Chick-fil-A? That's crazy!
	Can you take a picture of me?
	Yeah, like, awkwardly holding it, thumbs up, you know, just looking down lens here, with his cool sunglasses.
	So go to at Dan Crowder on Twitter and vote for...
	What are we going to say?
	Just a favorite picture.
	The most Gerald picture.
	The most Gerald photo.
	Yeah, we've got Chick-fil-A Gerald.
	We've got Gerald on a bike during a bike race with...
	Yeah, it's very Andy Bernard cycling energy.
	He does have Andy Bernard energy.
	And then we have a picture of...
	Godzilla energy?
	Between the Twin Towers.
	No, it's not the Twin Towers.
	So it's a picture of Gerald from below looking almost half the height of these two buildings here.
	It's the Patronus Towers in Malaysia.
	Yep, yep.
	Very cool.
	What was he doing over there, Gerald?
	I'm not sure.
	I think the caption on this one is the most important piece of it, though.
	Yeah, almost looks like I'm like Godzilla.
	Arrgh!
	Maybe a pirate Godzilla.
	Comma, lol.
	This grotesque face he's making, like he fits right in, looks like a fucking gargoyle with these fucking buildings.
	It's that direct flash from underneath.
	That one maybe actually has my vote.
	Chick-fil-A Gerald also is like...
	I think that's like he is persona non grata right here in this Chick-fil-A picture.
	Yeah.
	But the building picture is grotesque.
	It's so good.
	At Dan Crowder on Twitter, check it out.
	Chick-fil-A's bad.
	Every time I've had it, the breading is just falling off the chicken.
	It's very dry.
	I've had it like twice and never enjoyed it.
	I've never gone to the local one.
	Two weekends ago, I did Hobby Lobby to Chick-fil-A on a Saturday as a date night.
	Nice.
	You just wanted to see how the other side lives.
	The last time I went into Hobby Lobby, I was buying Sharpie markers, and the woman got really on my case of, why are you buying these?
	She thought you were going to do graffiti or something?
	Yeah, go do graffiti.
	So then on my way out, I just drew on the side of the building.
	And that's word to Hobby Lobby.
	You're a real piece of shit.
	I love it.
	All of this to say...
	When it boils down.
	When it's in the fryer.
	Donald Trump's hilarious.
	He's the funniest man.
	He's kind of doing stand-up comedy.
	He's kind of just kind of running through thoughts as they come out.
	So he speaks in kind of a broken way sometimes.
	He'll pivot in his brain and go to a different point.
	And they try to just run the text and say, Donald Trump is out of his mind.
	But no matter what you think about Donald Trump, he is a good man that stops to wish people happy birthday.
	It's Kamala's birthday?
	She's turning 60.
	Do you want to say it?
	Yes, I would say happy birthday Kamala.
	She's turning 60.
	Did you get her some fries?
	I was trying to say something nice.
	I think I'll get her some flowers.
	Why not debate her again?
	Maybe I'll get her some fries.
	You're right.
	That might be.
	I'll give her some McDonald's.
	I'll get her a McDonald's hamburger.
	Thank you.
	No, it is her birthday.
	It is true, right?
	Happy birthday, Kamala.
	It looks like he actually works there.
	I want to call out, he said her name correctly.
	I think he says it correctly.
	I think it's people like Steven who are more happy.
	It's like he learned it again for the first time because he totally forgot about her, as most people do about the VPs.
	Like, Donald Trump is in, like, an RPG or something like that, you know, like a turn-based action.
	The thing that he's fighting or whatever, we'll just say it's Kamala, right?
	Kamala throws out the attack and it's Adderall.
	And Trump dodges.
	It's ineffective.
	Next subject.
	It was a long line to get there.
	It's alright.
	I appreciate it.
	I was going to get you some battle music, but I couldn't get there in time.
	I had a great battle song for you.
	I don't know.
	I listened to this conversation, this clip or whatever, and Gerald, he sounds like Trump means something so deep in his heart.
	He's so true about what he's saying.
	Donald Trump is not doing stand-up comedy.
	He's not a good guy.
	Donald Trump is a selfish narcissist.
	He's not wishing her happy birthday.
	He doesn't care about her birthday at all.
	He's doing it like a second grader who reluctantly sings it to the kid he hates.
	You know, Dennis, McDonald's franchise owners, they have limited ability to make changes to their stores.
	Oh, of course, yeah.
	I mean, you get locked into a lot of stuff.
	Mm-hmm.
	And this is due to, you know, strict standards, policies.
	They got to make sure all the fries taste the same, those burgers taste the same.
	That's kind of the appeal of a McDonald's.
	You can go to one in Singapore.
	You may be able to get the Samurai Burger there, but the fries are going to taste the same.
	You know, there's things like even how the onions are placed on burgers.
	Put it in your mouth and spit on like a bird.
	But in Feasterville...
	I'll chew it up first.
	I like those little onions.
	I don't know what's going on.
	They're rehydrated.
	Yeah, I know.
	They come dry.
	There must have been an exception made for the Feasterville location because this is apparently the new theme song.
	The new theme?
	Yeah.
	This is good.
	McDonald's is a good place to get shot.
	It is a restaurant they pay for the troll job.
	Wow.
	They did.
	It is a good place to worry about your wages.
	I don't know.
	Megaflox here to get down with the former presidents.
	Feasterville McDonald's!
	Feasterville McDonald's!
	I feel like I know this.
	Feasterville McDonald's!
	Feast of Bill MacDonalds!
	They serve fish delights.
	They're serving looks tonight.
	Donald Trump in an apron looks about right.
	Feast of Bill MacDonalds!
	McDonnell's, Feasterville McDonnell's, Feasterville McDonnell's.
	Wow.
	I felt that in my bones.
	Well...
	Should we reach out to them and film music video for that?
	In their space.
	We wrote a song about your storm.
	We want to record it here.
	All right.
	That did sound familiar.
	And Jared, you did seem like you enjoyed that quite a bit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You guys know, that has to be an unearthed Wesley Willis B-side or something, yeah?
	I think it is, yeah.
	I think it was Wesley.
	Deep cut.
	I heard that his Casio keyboard is in the Las Vegas, like the Punk Rock Hall of Fame.
	Fat Mike's got it over there.
	It's kind of like the Zach Baggins one, but it's like behind the glass because when he died, he got sucked into it like a damn genie.
	He comes out during special moments like this.
	This one, yeah.
	It's like, hey, we need a Feasterville sort of beat going on.
	Well, that was great.
	Whoever made that, it was awesome.
	Yeah.
	Great stuff.
	So while Trump was enjoying his free shift meal at McDonald's...
	He didn't pay for it.
	I'd love it if he didn't.
	What was Kamala up to?
	Kamala spent the week crapping on Christians.
	It actually happened.
	Literally?
	Shouting at crowds and absolutely doing terrible and bombing interviews.
	And that brings us to today in Kamala.
	I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, you know?
	Ha ha ha!
	That they would undo the protections of Roe v.
	Wade and they did as he intended.
	Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally.
	Would you still advocate for using taxpayer dollars for gender reassignment searches?
	I will follow the law.
	Never again!
	When did you first notice that President Biden's mental faculties appeared diminished?
	I stood up to veterans and stood up forks.
	Excuse me.
	You've been in office for three and a half years.
	And Donald Trump has been running for office.
	But you've been the person holding the office.
	Come on.
	You and I both know what I'm talking about.
	You and I both know what I'm talking about.
	I actually don't.
	What are you talking about?
	They're wrapping me very hard here.
	I hope you got to say what you wanted to say about Donald Trump.
	I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, you know?
	No, Kamala, we don't know.
	That's the whole point of this.
	And look, maybe we'd know a little bit more if he didn't chop everything up and obscure the points.
	At one point where she would ask a question and he just didn't let her answer.
	Nope.
	Yeah, he let her say, uh, and then just like cut it for some reason.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Fun.
	Really excited to do this.
	And I hate that they use that unburdened by what has been thing.
	It's so dumb.
	They just don't get it.
	They don't understand.
	I don't know.
	The best way to address this clip would be to kind of rapid fire through all the things that they pulled together there.
	Okay, sure, sure.
	Let's start with the October 16th Brett interview on Fox News.
	If you wouldn't have chopped it up, you would have heard real answers.
	Maybe not all of them were like...
	Exactly what he wanted to hear or exactly what we would have wanted to hear necessarily because they're tough questions.
	They're really hard.
	When you're saying Joe Biden was like not there, what was up with that?
	When did you know about it?
	That's a tough question to strategically answer.
	If she says, I knew for a long time, then they don't trust her.
	And if she continues to toe the line, which I think is probably the best option at this point, they're going to press her on it.
	And say, how could you not?
	And say that she's lying or something.
	Yeah.
	So, I think she's doing the best she can.
	There's not a way to answer that correctly.
	Or, well, yeah.
	And when he questioned, would you support transgender, do you say transgender operations in prison?
	Gender affirming something or other.
	And she said she would follow the law?
	That's the kind of person I want in the office.
	Someone who's going to, you know, let...
	Legislate a branch, legislate.
	That's pretty pro-states rights, right?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Her shouting never again a bunch, that's fine.
	What rally was that at Grand Rapids, October 18th?
	Yeah, I mean, what was she talking about?
	I don't know, you didn't tell me.
	I don't know.
	But also, shouting never again is nothing wrong with it, as long as you agree with what she's never again-ing.
	Yeah, I'm not again...
	Is Jared there?
	He kind of went away for a...
	Oh yeah, I'm here.
	Okay.
	Just making sure I didn't hear you for a little bit.
	He was probably too busy on KamalaHarris.com reading her 80 pages of positions that she presented to Brett at the end of the interview that they also cut.
	Of course, of course.
	About the never again thing, that's pretty light considering the things that Trump shouts.
	Yeah, yeah, right.
	Alluding to the fact that Kamala's a demon, that if she's elected there will be World War III and never another election.
	That's fine.
	If you're mongering school, if it's something you're not afraid of.
	It totally makes sense to me.
	The crapping on Christians, that one requires a little bit more explanation.
	Saying that somebody who said Jesus is Lord was a problem, it was so bad that her campaign ended up making sure that she was at a Baptist church in Atlanta the following day.
	Before we do that.
	That reminds me of my Sunday church services.
	That reminds me of my Sunday church services.
	She's at the wrong church.
	Come on, guys.
	You can't do that to me.
	Can't do it because it's racist.
	Was there anything special about that bit or was it just a black church?
	I mean, a couple things.
	Jared did point out that beyond them saying that because she's at an enthusiastic black church in, I think it was Atlanta.
	Yeah, and let me tell you, this is some advanced racism, and I'm ashamed that I've internalized some of this so that I can point it out to you guys.
	But the noise that we're listening for here...
	Dying smoke alarm.
	And they just throw it in there.
	It's part of the racist section of their soundboard that they've got over there.
	They keep this one handy so when they have a lot of black people showing inside a black person's house or anything like that, they'll go ahead and press this.
	A little chirp.
	They are recognizing...
	I don't know if these guys are the We Don't See Color crowd, but...
	Definitely do see color extra.
	Yeah, what a stupid joke.
	For all the people that don't see color, these guys see it twice as hard.
	I guess the big story of those listed would be what happened between Kamala and Luke Polosky and Grant Bath during a rally in Wisconsin at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse.
	She was discussing abortion rights.
	She's saying, you don't have to abandon your faith or deeply held beliefs to argue the government should not be telling women what to do with their body.
	Sure.
	Which makes sense.
	But these guys at that point started shouting things like Jesus is Lord, but not terribly.
	terribly clear if Kamal heard those exact words.
	- Sure. - Also things like abortion is the sacrament of Satan. - Correct. - And Christ is Lord, Jesus is King.
	In response to that, she said that pretty sick burn.
	Oh, sorry, you're at the wrong rally.
	Yeah.
	I was going to say, yeah, you're at the wrong rally is what Gerald played.
	The cool part was when she said, it's the smaller one down the street, which was next to Tim Walz saying, skipping like a dipshit.
	It's pretty high up there on like, I dig that.
	But, of course, they were mad once they were removed from this, as they were protesters at a rally, which, it's funny, I feel like this has happened in politics a couple times with different candidates, like Donald Trump.
	He always has people removed from his rallies when they're shouting stuff.
	And he says to rough them up.
	Rough them up, I'll pay for your lawyers.
	He won't.
	Calls them ugly and fat, stuff like that.
	Makes fun of them, yeah.
	So, I don't know, this is a, I'd say it was kind of a light removal in my opinion, but this is from the perspective of Grant on social media saying, I was pushed by an elderly woman.
	We were heckled at, we were cursed at, we were mocked, and that's the biggest thing for me personally.
	In reflection of the event, Jesus was mocked.
	You know, his disciples were mocked.
	And that's okay.
	In reality, we did God's work and we were there for the right reasons.
	And God is watching us in this moment.
	God is watching us pretend to be like Jesus.
	Yeah.
	Comparing ourselves to Jesus Christ because we heckled Kamala Harris.
	Uh-huh.
	Yep.
	What a stupid take.
	Yep, it's not great.
	Luke has a perspective as well, though.
	He said, after shouting Christ is King and Jesus is Lord, Harris paused her speech and addressed them directly, which I guess she kind of did, but not personally.
	Yeah, she wasn't like, excuse me, Luke.
	What was that?
	What exactly did you say?
	Come here.
	Pray with me.
	You're at the wrong rally.
	As he was being removed, he said that, well, he held his cross in the air, actually, as he was being escorted out, and then said that she gave him an evil smirk.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	He tried to fight her evil energy with his cross.
	Yes.
	Like the priest character in Hunter the Gathering.
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	Under the reckoning?
	I don't know.
	Surrounded by demons, nonetheless.
	Luke continues saying, Christianity is the most hated and persecuted religion in the world.
	I've seen this firsthand when my faith was mocked and insulted by the vice president of the United States.
	Okay, so it's the most mocked and persecuted religion in the entire world.
	And your first ever experience with that was this one.
	Yeah, when you were at a free event at a college.
	This is just unacceptable.
	It's coming to America.
	You don't understand.
	It's going to find us here.
	The persecution of Christianity.
	It is here, dude.
	It is.
	When the shore workers went on strike.
	And they came back.
	They unloaded it from the boats.
	No, they unloaded the persecution?
	Yeah, non-Christians.
	Like, whatever.
	This is just such a non-story.
	They got shit on because they were being shitty.
	Like, I don't know.
	Like, I'm not saying that protest is always shitty because it's intentional.
	But be honest with that.
	I think, here's the thing, is that in this case, they were at a rally for her, they protested, and then they got booted.
	And they should anticipate that.
	Yeah.
	And not take it personally.
	It happens at every rally on the other side as well.
	We've been to rallies where people got booted because they were protesting.
	You can protest outside, and they're not going to boot you, right?
	But in that moment, in that place, they have a right to be there, and you don't, you got booted.
	It definitely wasn't because you were a Christian, it's because you were protesting the person who was doing the rally.
	It seems like that was the intention, too, is the removal that they're talking about.
	Yes, of course it is.
	Yeah.
	And that's part of their protest.
	Time for Gerald to question faith because it isn't his faith.
	I mean, I don't know what kind of faith she has.
	I know that I can judge a tree by its fruit, and the fruit that I see from Kamala Harris is not great at all as far as being a Christian.
	Maybe that's a segment I'll do sometime.
	There's a lot of people asking questions about this, making some very definitive statements on whether you can vote for...
	A Democrat as a Christian right now are not based on their platform, and I think that's very interesting.
	It is interesting, but I heard a perspective when I was scrolling TikTok trying to hide from my general unease in our current political system.
	Sure.
	A guy named James Tellarico.
	You ever hear that name?
	Other than the time that we did this before?
	Last week, yeah.
	But no, I haven't this time.
	I haven't today.
	Interesting.
	Democratic member of the Texas House of Representatives for District 50, serving since January 2023 and currently seeking re-election in November 2021.
	Former public school teacher, youngest member of Texas legislature, and worked on a lot of stuff overhauling Texas' school finance system, improving early childhood education, capping insulin co-pays.
	He also is a Christian.
	Loves God.
	Doesn't sound like a Christian.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Can he spell areola?
	Okay.
	He has some thoughts about Christian nationalism and its relationship to politics.
	Christian nationalists have taken Trump as their new Christ because he's everything the first one was not.
	Jesus was poor.
	Trump is rich.
	Jesus was meek.
	Trump is a bully.
	Jesus lost.
	And Trump is obsessed with winning.
	I honestly think that if Donald Trump and J.D. Vance met Jesus today, they would ridicule him as a single, childless hippie.
	And, in fact, Donald Trump Jr.
	explicitly rejected Jesus' Sermon on the Mount.
	He said, turning the other cheek has, quote, gotten us nothing.
	How did we get to the point Where loving your enemy is weak and loving your neighbor is woke.
	I mean, they are literally rejecting the central teachings of Jesus because those teachings don't serve their own self-interest.
	Christian nationalism is not about the way of Jesus.
	It's about the pursuit of power.
	That's how you should be a Christian.
	Mm-hmm.
	Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm on that guy's side.
	I'm over here about to be, like, lip-snapping.
	Exactly.
	Nice.
	Jared and I are going to church after this.
	That's where I really need to go.
	It is Sunday.
	I actually do got to get the hell out of here.
	We got to...
	The late service.
	The Lord to worship.
	Yes.
	But no, this is honestly, like, this is what Christianity should be about.
	It really should.
	It should be about, like, the teachings of Jesus and not using it as some means to, like, oppress other people.
	And that's what happens all the time, like with the lady who refused to bake the cake and like all that kind of stuff.
	It's like if you're using your religion to try and take something away from somebody else, then you're not using it the right way.
	You shouldn't be using it anyway.
	It should be guiding you.
	And if you truly want people to find Jesus, which seems to be one of the messages of this religion, allegedly, would be you making a really, really good cake.
	If I was betting, I would be willing to bet that it's far more likely that Kamala worked at McDonald's than Trump as a Christian.
	Whoa.
	Let's do another poll.
	Yeah, I think that's...
	Yeah, I would take that bet for sure.
	Get it on Polymarket.
	Sponsor of the show.
	What's that?
	It's Jesus.
	Jesus just texted me.
	He said, you're on the right track.
	Haven't seen you in a bit.
	Where you been?
	And then he sent me a single path of footstep emojis.
	They're not going to win it with just Christians.
	No, you need more.
	The Republicans get out in force and you actually turn up to vote.
	If Christians and gun owners and, you know, sports fans show up to vote, we should win this thing.
	But, you know, don't rest on your laurels.
	No, absolutely.
	You got a couple of weeks left and we need everybody to go out there.
	And we also need you to sign up for Mug Club Army.
	Because we want to make sure that you're out in the communities on Election Day.
	Enroll at MugClubArmy.com.
	Make sure you go and do it right now.
	This is not a list where you're going to get a bunch of spam or any offers.
	None of that stuff.
	This is just us making sure that we have people that we can mobilize in all of the key swing states and regions of the country where we need people on the ground to go out and be the eyes and ears of Mug Club.
	So go to MugClubArmy.com right now.
	If you see something...
	Make sure you send your tips to lwctips at protonmail.com.
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	Give me $90.
	I love that they just admit that their other newsletter that I'm subscribed to is just spam.
	So, cool.
	Great.
	I really...
	And sports fans?
	Amazing.
	Oh, it's perfect.
	Amazing.
	I'm sorry, and also, like, who's this for?
	I don't know.
	I do hear a bunch of Honda Accords starting in the background, though.
	Getting ready for the big night.
	November 5th, a Tuesday.
	They're doing God in 60 Seconds, but it's stealing the election.
	I can't believe, oh, I can't wait till that day.
	Well, yeah, it's gonna be a difficult day either way, whatever.
	It's gonna be weird.
	I'm gonna go slam some disgusting food in Seattle.
	That'll be fun.
	And we'll be in the shrug-tuation room.
	The shrug-tuation room.
	Starting at 6 p.m.
	MST. That's 7 p.m.
	CST and 8 p.m.
	EST. To throw it all off?
	It's actually MDT right now.
	Oh, shit.
	I hate that.
	I always mess that up.
	Either way, that's where we'll be at wokeyoutube.com.
	Yeah, and if you go to wokeyoutube.com right now, you can subscribe to us, right?
	So people get notified when it goes happen.
	When we go live, yes.
	Go live on wokeyoutube.com now and be ready.
	And hang out with us.
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	We are going to be hanging out coordinating some times right now, but you might see some familiar faces or hear some familiar voices.
	Joe Rogan.
	Joe Rogan's going to be there.
	Yes.
	I know where he's at, I guess, now.
	I guess that is.
	That is the main thing.
	That has been determined, yes.
	So, yeah, wokeyoutube.com.
	This whole outsourcing of Mug Club Army, it's going to be a mess.
	Totally, yeah.
	Because we want to make sure that this campaign is different.
	This election season, sorry, ends up being different.
	We don't look back with the kind of regret that we had last time and a lot of misinformation that was out there.
	And I say that term in the appropriate sense.
	There was a lot of people on the right, and maybe that was a ploy from Democrats basically to pose as right-wingers and say stuff that was completely untrue so that they could point at it and say, see, it's untrue, so all of it has to therefore be untrue.
	All of these legitimate grievances people had.
	It's a long con, dude.
	Bristol boards did go up.
	Water mains did break, according to officials in Atlanta, I believe, is where it broke.
	Well, they did say water mains broke.
	Those things happened.
	But all of that got lumped in with, well, 62 cases got thrown out.
	You lost 62 times.
	They didn't tell you that we won, what was it, 24 of 32 that were actually hurt on the merits?
	So let's make sure that that doesn't happen this year.
	We'll get into those cases at some point, but hopefully...
	This year's going to be crazy, I think, because last year it was like...
	There was like, hey, they're going to try something.
	And then after the election, now they stole it.
	They stole it.
	So it's like, this year I feel like the ender's going to be like, we're fighting to take it back.
	And it's going to feel so different.
	I'm legitimately worried about the reaction after this election.
	It's going to be a mess.
	Yep.
	Do you think that we should, like, wrap it up with, like, a grift or something?
	Yeah, we gotta sell something.
	Yeah, got to.
	I love the Fight Like Hell shirts.
	If you don't want to have hell on a shirt, there's Trump shirts out there a lot.
	There's Trump versus everyone.
	Make sure you go and get a shirt.
	I'm not saying this just because I want you to buy merch.
	But if you end up buying it from somewhere, it's fine.
	I really want you to support us if you want to.
	But if all else fails, just make sure that you're showing other people out there, especially in these next two weeks.
	That you stand for Donald Trump.
	It doesn't matter if you think he's the perfect candidate or not.
	He is light years ahead of Kamala Harris.
	If you're a conservative, make sure you're doing something to show other people because every single time, and I know you guys are just like this.
	I know everybody in this studio thinks the same way that I do on this.
	When you see a Trump flag from somebody on a house, on a yard sign, shirt, hat, it makes you feel better.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	It definitely does not.
	Your nipples get all hard.
	Oh, okay.
	It makes you feel like a little radar, you know?
	Oh, guys.
	All right, so that is going to be the last clip.
	We're going to cut everything about the whole countdown to campaign-ending moments in history.
	They compare Kamala's interview on Fox News with Brett to the Howard Dean scream, as well as something from the East.
	Yeah!
	Something from the 1880s about Catholics.
	And then a Jeb Bush moment, but it wasn't please clap.
	It's actually him giving Trump a low five during a Republican primary town hall.
	High fives only, bro.
	Yeah, low fives, low energy.
	Gotta go.
	Great point.
	I feel like you'd see that in like a Vic Berger episode or something.
	That's true.
	Like their little hands touching down low.
	Yeah, with a little limp kind of sound.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	What, fish?
	Yeah, it was in response to a question from the moderator asking what their Secret Service codenames would be, and Jeb said his would be Ever Ready because it's not low energy.
	Okay.
	Because leaning into the diss?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Whatever.
	It doesn't matter.
	Trump's answer was Humble would be his name.
	Which is insane.
	Yep, Rick Perry apparently forgot one of the government agencies he was trying to do away with, which I don't see how that's terribly campaign-ending, considering all of them want to get rid of all of the agencies.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	So it doesn't really matter.
	And the number one moment, the assassination of Robert Kennedy.
	Cool, distasteful.
	Yeah, it's not good.
	And they left off Mitt Romney's My Favorite Meat is Hot Dog?
	I guess so.
	I mean, that's just a fact.
	Well, looking in retrospect, I think that probably should have boosted his numbers instead of ending his campaign.
	If it was 2024, it would have.
	You know, like, dumb high school kids would...
	It could have saved us from skibbity.
	We could have avoided all skibbity.
	People would be wearing hot...
	Hey, man, my favorite meat is hot dog.
	My favorite meat is hot dog.
	And then they'd do, like, raptor screeches and run around and floss.
	Yeah.
	Especially during the class.
	Everyone's planking, but in hot dog costumes.
	Sorry, that's not Gen Z. I'm a Chicago dog!
	Guys, that's the world we could have had.
	That's the world we could have had.
	I am actually sad about that.
	That could have been awesome.
	But yeah, that's all I can handle for this week.
	If you disagree with us, please feel free to, what is it, convince us otherwise?
	Yeah, you should put that on a hat.
	No, it is on a hat, and it's available for purchase.
	Where?
	Folks, you can get this at quietneighbor.help, folks.
	That's where you get all your Crowder hats.
	All the Crowder hats.
	Fight like Crowder.
	We'll have a better direct link to that.
	Fight like Chowder.
	Drink white Chowder.
	We should have a might like hell.
	Might like hell?
	What does that mean?
	Like, we might.
	Oh, okay.
	Might.
	So we got a really nice review on Apple Podcasts.
	Oh, what did it say?
	This is from Dan, double N, I, boy, with a lot of I's.
	Danny boy!
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Says, this show is freaking sick, dude.
	Sick.
	Five stars.
	Wow, man, what a show.
	I'd listen to this the second it comes out every time.
	If I could pick between this show and brushing my teeth, you could just call me Dentures McGee from now on.
	Nice.
	I hope there are 15 billion episodes.
	Close.
	I'm not, well, we're at 47.
	Salute for the president.
	Oh, nice.
	We need a bigger hard drive if we're going to do that many.
	Yeah, because, I mean, we made it through.
	This one did record.
	Sorry about the delay, potentially, in getting this out.
	But, yeah, thank you so much for your patience.
	And thank you specifically to Danny Boy for the reading and reviewing.
	It means a lot.
	It does mean a lot.
	And also, you can brush your teeth while listening to us.
	You'll never need to pick.
	You can do it at the same time.
	I did it before we jumped in.
	I would brush my teeth during the episode.
	No one even knew.
	It's kind of gross, though.
	Just wiping it on my teeth.
	A little rag.
	It's also fairly easy, if you're listening to this now on Spotify, to give us stars.
	That would be greatly appreciated.
	Thanks in advance.
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	And until next time...
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	I'm Jared.
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