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Aug. 15, 2024 - Louder Than Crowder
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EPISODE 38: VICTIMPTIVE STRIKES II (AUGUST 1ST & 5TH, 2024)

This week Steve and the LwC gang laugh at someone performing awkward racism, repeat a bunch of unfounded misogynistic claims, and want you to feel bad for them. Also...THEY'RE STEALING IT...again. Join the Shrug Club at http://patreon.com/shrugclub  Email: louderthancrowder@gmail.com Twitter/X: @thancrowder Music by DJ Danarchy

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This is an AudioWool original.
It's gaslighting.
It's gaslighting.
Welcome to Louder Than Crowder, a podcast about the podcast Louder With Crowder.
My name's Byron.
I'm joined tonight by Dennis.
I'm first?
Hey, am I normally first?
Jared's here too.
Hey, Jared.
I am here.
This is Jared's voice.
When you hear this voice, this is Jared.
And much like last week, I'm feeling energized.
But also...
Overwhelmed by the political media cycle.
The panic and lashing out caused by Project Weird.
Steven desperately clinging to branches, trying to keep himself from falling out of a coconut tree.
Everything's moving so fast.
Yeah, and while it may feel like months ago, today we're covering the August 1st episode of Ladder with Crowder, the day after Trump's live interview in front of the National Association of Black Journalists.
That was one of the That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
That's wild because you might have something in common with Steven and Gerald.
Oh no.
Before the Radical Communist Walls was announced as VP candidate, also before we jump into this episode, something popped into the Louder with Crowder RSS feed yesterday that I can't find anywhere else.
Okay.
Not on YouTube, which we'll talk about in a minute.
Also not on Rumble.
Is it like RSS exclusive?
What happened to that 3 in 3?
Did we even talk about that?
3 in 3?
Oh, I don't know.
Remember?
Steven had a podcast called 3 in 3 where he'd discuss a 3 or 1 topic in 3 minutes.
Something, yeah.
I don't know.
I vaguely remember an ad that he put out.
It was really weird, too.
It was very much like, you're tuning in to 3 for 3!
NPR voice.
Yeah, yeah.
Welcome to 3 in 3.
3 key facts in 3 minutes or less on the topics you care about most.
Taxes.
I don't know.
This last Monday, August 5th, as part of Comics for Kamala, which is a virtual fundraising event that featured folks like Ben Stiller, Cecily Strong, Jason Bateman, D.L.
Hughley, and more, Nick Offerman picked up his guitar.
Nice.
Performed a little parody of a Lee Greenwood smash hit, God Bless the USA.
Ooh, okay.
This was after the, I think it was the white guys for- White dudes for Kamala?
Yeah, yeah.
There's a Zoom trend going on.
Do you want to do a Zoom?
I'll hop in.
Why not?
Go live!
Yeah, he did this.
I've written a song for the evening.
Toronto Swanson!
From the point of view of one of these Republicans that might have once been blind, but now can see a way clear to decency.
When he bought the disabled and wore heroes, I looked the other way.
He said to march on the Capitol, well if the President says it's okay.
And I don't mind sex with porn stars, I'd do it too if I had the guts.
But when it comes to fucking the furniture, well that's just fucking nuts.
So I'm proud to be a Kamala man who has quit the GOP.
Because I just can't abide a man who's tried for 34 felonies.
And it's time to stand up and face the fact that the men that I once cheered are a bunch of wingnut white nationalists.
Boy those guys are fucking weird.
I think it goes on for a couple verses.
Yeah.
No, really?
There's more?
There's a lot.
About 2.5 more verses.
One note for Offerman here.
Original sound for musicians.
You got to turn it on.
Yes, please.
Because it's noise gating out a couple times.
Yep.
Also, it's fine.
It's fine.
Not good.
It's goofy.
No, it's bad.
It's very bad.
I've heard much worse.
I appreciate the sentiment.
But, uh, also it's, uh, there's more than that.
It's like, I'll tell you that it reminds me of, um, remember on the office when they wrote an entire song for Sabre and they found out it was Sabre?
Yes.
Cause you know who wrote that?
I'm proud to be a Kamala man.
Yeah.
And he's like, I'm proud to be a Kamala man.
I mean, you can't expect too much, right?
No, no, no.
I mean, he's not like a world-famous musician.
This is like Stephen Colbert level stuff.
Sure, it was fine.
Not done, but I've heard a lot worse.
And certainly it didn't go too far, right?
I mean, it went pretty far.
I'd have to see their lyrics.
The song?
No, that was quite enough what we listened to there.
All right.
Jared's so disappointed.
The Law of Diminishing Returns.
Well, it got under Jared's skin.
This is an interesting day.
Yeah, we're quitting.
We're going on the other show.
It got under the skin of the LWC team as well.
It definitely did.
Two days later, the boys responded with this.
Great time.
I'm going to fast forward a little bit through here.
Oh my god.
Drop a skirt on your knees.
You were sleeping with an old geezer when you were 30.
She's going down, down.
Kamala's going down.
Sugar, she knows how to do it.
She'll give you one more chance just to hit it.
Who won?
Who won?
Nick Offerman won.
All right.
So who won?
Who won?
Well, I got from in one thousand times over.
Nick Offerman won.
I mean, Oh, Oh, this is not the kind of beef that they want to be in.
Especially with the minds who are behind it.
Look, Ron Swans himself, he's a smart guy.
He's a comedian by trade.
This is just a one-off thing for him.
I'm going to give him a pass.
This is something that Steven does all the time.
Sure.
All the time.
And this is not, he can't, he just can't, uh, nail it.
I also want to call out the fact that Nick did his live.
Of course.
Yeah.
Imagine Steven trying to perform this live.
Oh my God.
This is what he spends his days doing when he doesn't have the kids on the weekends.
They said they did it in a work day.
Well, yeah, let me read this here.
It's from the podcast notes.
In response to Comedians for Kamala's abysmal parody songwriting capabilities, we drummed up this parody of Fall Out Boy, and that's F-A-L-L-O-U-T, one word.
I spelled it wrong.
Okay.
Fall Out Boy's sugar we're going down in the span of a work day.
Enjoy.
It took him a day to make that song.
I think maybe they should have, you know, worked on making their show better.
There's better things they could have done with eight hours.
I don't know, and I can't imagine it took eight hours because they most certainly... They worked like 16.
Well, that's also true, and they used AI.
I can't imagine they wrote this without AI, right?
I mean, it's bad.
I think AI would do better.
They're just sitting there typing, write a chorus to Fall Out Boy's Sugar We're Going Down.
But even then, it was Kamala sucking a dick.
It was so bad.
It was so bad.
It could have been so much better.
I have notes.
You have notes?
What do we have here?
So they mentioned her race thing, right?
Yeah, that she could be any race she wants to be.
Of the two races that she is.
And believe me, we'll be talking about that.
This is crazy, man.
My wife is Japanese.
My wife is also white.
Caucasian and Japanese.
It's crazy.
Which one are you?!
Which one are you, huh?
Huh?
Ridiculous.
But I have to mention, crotch like a beef roast.
Like that Willie B wants to unwrap, I think?
I couldn't figure it out.
I don't have a problem with a 30 year old dating someone older, you know?
I don't even know the story.
So Kamala when she was 30 years old was dating very briefly the mayor of San Francisco at the time and he was 60.
Okay.
Did it have anything to do with her, like, getting jobs?
Is that what they're alluding to?
That is their big thesis, is that she sexually pleasured this man and he gave her jobs and moved her career forward.
Okay.
But I mean, there's people like... Yeah, she's a DEI hire, dude.
Isn't that, that's the whole thing?
She's a BED hire, dude.
Melania Trump was 28 when Trump was 52.
And I don't care about that.
I think that's fine.
The age doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter.
I think what really matters is how offensively terrible this parody was.
Oh yeah.
Even trying to be offensive, they suck with the structure.
Eliminate syllables.
Do you want to hear more?
The key to a good parody is the syllable count.
Yeah, let's hear it again.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
That's the only one that they kind of got the structure of the variety.
Yeah, it's just shit.
The syllable count's so bad.
It sucks.
So bad.
Yeah, it's just the marble mouth trying to fit more in there than you're allowed to because you don't know how else to make the point.
I'm so offended by the fucking syllable count of it.
That's what makes it so bad.
I mean, it's what makes it intolerable.
It's so bad.
It's a bad song.
It's not good.
Does he know that beef roast and roast beef are different?
And that roast beef is the offensive thing he's trying to talk about?
I think so.
Is he just a misogynist idiot?
He's a moron.
The Big Ugly never grew up.
I guess not.
That's the name of our episode.
The Big Ugly never grew up.
Any opportunity to call him the Big Ugly.
It feels good.
So any bets, boys, if Steven will be, you know, scared of his own voice this week as he usually is when he starts the show?
And will he be in a good mood?
It was a short sip because I already see Toolman concerned.
Was there a little flutter that just happened?
- All right, look. - We're good. - Well, we got six more weeks of the election.
I love being with you every day.
That's the truth.
It's certainly one of the highlights of my days.
But some days are better than others.
I can't see a butt.
Seldom do I look forward to sitting in this chair as much as I do today.
Kind of nice.
Like, he usually hates being there.
Yeah.
Well, what are the other highlights of his day, do you think?
Um... The grill.
I think grilling is probably it.
The microwaved potato.
Yeah, potatoes.
We get the Swanson's Hungry Man out?
Getting drunk alone.
I think that's kind of it.
I mean, you're curious.
I'm curious.
What could be making him so chipper this morning?
Oh, I thought that it was like he's having a shit day and he was looking forward to this because it's the best part of his day.
Oh, interesting.
That's what I got from it.
We're going to be talking about Donald Trump and his interview with the the black at the the Black Journalist Summit because I don't want to mispronounce the N-A-B-J Wait, N-A-J-B-E.
N-A-J, exactly.
No, B-J.
This is the problem is we were writing jokes and then the joke stays in your head as opposed to National Association of Black Journalists.
It's Black B-J.
The point remains.
N-B-A-J-M.
I was listening to it.
It's just fellatio jokes and a little bit of B-J and some razzle-dazzle.
Well, he was doing some N-B-A-J-M.
Word Association.
Just doing a little zip zap zop.
So they sit in the writers room and go, hmm.
What kind of jokes can we have about the black journalists, huh?
B.J.
Blowjobs.
The acronym is so funny.
That's not the only thing that's funny.
I had to pull over, I was laughing so hard.
I was pissing myself.
I thought it was so funny.
And please comment below if that was it.
And so we're going to get to the highlights.
Comment below what?
But we are of course going to fact check the fact checkers because as I was hearing it in real time I'm going oh I know exactly how they're going to try and fact check this.
I know how CNN is going to fact check this incorrectly.
How they are going to lie slash fact check it.
Don't think it was necessarily all positive.
I think overall there were some there were some Some swings, some big hits, some misses.
We're going to focus on the hits today.
Because they were hilarious.
Show should be over if they're going to focus on the hits, right?
He cares so much about CNN.
CNN doesn't even know who he is, dude.
It's so desperate.
What I like in his story so far is that he's pulled over laughing so hard, pissing himself, because he's thinking about how CNN will fact check That's what goes on in the mind of this guy.
I pissed.
I was, I was driving my truck and I fucking, you guys, pissed all over the front seat.
All over my cooled seats.
I had to pull over.
I'm thinking to myself, CNN's gonna fucking eat this up.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but maybe he just pissed his pants and now he has to pretend like this was funny.
Because everyone knows.
Won't even tell my audience about me pissing my pants.
Does he drive like a 4G Auto Blow style truck, you know?
It's got... It's wrapped, yeah.
Wrapped, it's got his face on it.
It's, you know, the podcast, he's doing promotions, so he could do it for a little tax write-off, you know, on the back end.
Man, we could write that off.
And so he's standing out there on the street.
Let's get a louder than crowder Nissan Clipper.
Oh, that'd be kind of fun.
So most of today will be fact-checking their fact-checking of the fact-checkers.
Sorry, it's so funny.
I hope you were pinching the tip right there so you don't squirt but before all that - Who's in the room and, you know, what was their reaction to Trump's comedy routine at the NABJ?
Captain Morgan, number two, CEO, how are you?
What are you writing?
Well, I'm asking, I'll just ask them, guys.
I just have the water bottle tightening clip ready to go here in just a little bit.
When you say funny stuff that happened, picking up the lady's water bottle next to him, tightening it and putting it back down.
I don't know if that's what happened necessarily, but if it is, I'm like, that's hilarious.
Some are saying that it was his water bottle that he opened it, but yeah, I don't think it was.
I don't think it was either.
Maybe he was confused, like, oh no, I grabbed her bottle and puts it back.
But either way, it looks like something funny that Trump would do.
And backstage, he rolled up a newspaper and spanked her dog.
He did, yes.
Vagina!
What?
So the thing is nervous tick was like a weird power trip thing?
I think it's just good clean Christian humor.
Yeah.
No, you're absolutely right.
I think it's pretty clear that he just picked up the wrong water bottle.
You know, he's fucking around with it because he's nervous about being a racist on stage.
Yeah, he's nervous because he's fucking up It's not just a funny thing that Trump would do.
A vagina!
into let me grab something oh that's not mine whoops uh it's not just a funny thing that trump would do dude it is can you play a vagina clip yeah i'll play the word vagina real quick vagina got him When you hear this, you know I'm going to love him.
He's here in third chair.
You can follow him on Instagram at Josh underscore Firestein.
How are you, sir?
Good.
Good.
And I agree with you.
Watching that thing, I was laughing too, but what I noticed was like, it felt like a comedy show because the crowd was laughing.
Yes.
The whole time I was like, oh, if this was all white people, they wouldn't be laughing at any of this.
They'd just be grumpy.
Yeah.
And they were laughing.
They were laughing.
And even things they didn't want to laugh at.
You got a point!
Because things are funny sometimes, whether they agree or not.
It's like, oh, it's funny.
Or like, he's so wrong, they're like, oh my god.
I wish there was a reverse shot where you could see the faces and I'm like... Well, the magician was later.
Yes, exactly.
I was in a Cat Williams.
No, it wasn't a comedy show.
They reacted to him about, and by they, I mean black people.
I mean they, black people, because here was a summit with black journalists.
That's appropriate.
What do you mean these people?
I mean the people there who are largely black because it's black journalists, okay?
They were reacting like they did to a David Blaine special.
It was just a lot of fun.
Yeah.
Who's he having to justify this to?
Does he think that the guests at this conference were like representative of all black Americans?
Is that what he thinks?
They were black journalists, yeah.
But he acted like it was like the Electoral College of black people in America.
If the Electoral College also was doing a night at the Apollo.
Yeah.
Stephen's a, he's a racist, yeah?
I mean, 100% he's a racist, but like, why is he having to do all of this justification of using the word black people?
They're even describing themselves as black people.
It's an association of black journalists.
It's like, it's, he's gonna probably do the same thing later on talking about Kamala and how she went to an HBCU which has a historically black, as it says in the title of it, college.
And I can say that!
Yeah, and don't get mad at me because I'm saying it's like what you're so first off his audience Agrees with him right probably most over they're in tune with how he feels about this.
It's probably how they feel about it as well So why is he having to justify it to them?
Is it like?
Criticism purposes from like our standpoint.
Is he trying to justify that specifically to us?
I can say black you can't call me a racist because it's I'm using the word black.
It's true.
They're black and Well, it's all tied to Josh's setup.
This is scripted, what they're doing.
His whole, I wish they had like the turnaround camera, and I agree it was funny.
And I agree with you.
Watching that thing, I was laughing too.
And then he just passes it right back to Steven to do stereotype stuff.
I don't know.
It stinks.
It doesn't play, I guess, an audio.
It just makes him sound like he's an apologetic racist.
It's just like...
When you call your wife beautiful or something and then you're like, it's not weird, it's not weird, we're married.
You know, it's like, we didn't think it was weird, man.
Now I feel like she might be your sister.
You're justifying it.
Yeah, what are we doing here?
And of course... It was funny.
Yeah, it was really funny.
Comedy.
It's also fairly conclusive that the audience was reacting with shocked Laughter and audible groans and gasps.
Dude, they were laughing like it was a Steven Crowder set, dude.
Definitely Nick's Paul set.
Do you think Nick warmed the crowd up?
He probably did.
That'd be so cool.
We'll get more into the conversation about that interview, but before that, the boys got into that controversy surrounding the women's boxing at the Olympics and the speculation that Iman Khalif has XY chromosomes.
Even though this was all the word of a controversial Kremlin-backed organization that is no longer recognized by the International Olympic Committee, so why are we doing this?
Well, here's the thing, man.
Transgender stuff.
Okay.
Cleared that out.
Low-hanging fruit of bigotry.
So we're gonna jump past that.
I just want to add one thing about this.
Yeah, sure.
Because I thought a lot about this when this happened.
Khalif was born biologically a woman, obviously, right?
In a country where you could not transition or have that adjusted on your birth certificate.
Yeah, you definitely could not go and, you know, represent them in the Olympics.
Yeah.
Do you guys know your chromosomes, XY?
Like, have you checked?
I haven't checked.
Yeah, I haven't either.
I've always kind of just, you know, believed it.
I believe that I have XY chromosomes.
I actually... I don't know.
It's just, it's insane that- Now I'm sus on you, man.
I know, I'm sus, dude, I'm sus.
What do you think the solution here is?
I think it's like, hey, it's kindergarten, we're gonna do boys and girls sports, and all the boys need to do a blood test, and all the girls need to do a blood test.
And we're gonna do this by looking at your genitals.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, and that's the strange thing- But you can't even do that, dude!
You can't even do that!
But we're beyond genitalia, and we've moved to chromosomes.
Deeper, dude.
Get into it.
I just think this is ridiculous.
Well, it's no different than in the game The Last of Us.
In The Last of Us Part 2, there was a character that was a woman that was very muscular and strong and everyone said, oh she's trans, she's trans, she's trans.
And I'm like, no.
No, she's just jacked and can beat you up.
Sorry about it.
Sorry.
Yeah.
And if you look at all these women who are boxing, they're all ripped.
They're all jacked.
You have to be shorter than 5'3 to be a girl now.
Yeah, exactly.
It's height-based.
Yeah.
It's stupid.
Steven's the most qualified to talk about it.
Very offensive stuff.
I can only imagine.
Sucked.
Which leads me to what I'm guessing will be the echoed disinformation maybe throughout the rest of the year.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know.
This just came to my head.
I'm just gonna say in that segment on there they were talking about like Stephen makes the connection to Michael Phelps being like, yeah.
Genetically superior.
Yeah, just genetically superior, which is like how you win sports.
Kind of what we're getting at here.
So he like makes the argument for the gal, the the boxer gal.
I'm sorry.
What's her name one more time?
Khalif.
Khalif.
Makes the argument for Khalif essentially just being like the the superior athlete in the situation.
It's like I don't know I guess I do it wasn't it that the other boxer like forfeit?
The other boxer just took a hard hit to the nose and in all fight sports if you see a fighter take a hit that they know that they're not going to be able to work through they will call it because that's what reasonable fighters do.
Because you're not going to sustain more damage to yourself if you know you're not going to win.
That would be dumb.
It was quick, but it's all weight class based.
They don't put people up against each other who are... The superior athlete won.
She's going to the finals, too.
I don't know what the status is.
We'll see how that goes.
I think it's guaranteed third place medal, at least at this point.
If she wins, I promise you, Steven, we'll have a whole episode dedicated... probably a song about it.
Probably.
We can look forward to that.
Which leads me to what I'm guessing will be the echo disinformation coming out of Steven's camp through maybe past the election, maybe into next year.
Now that there's energy and positive polling for Kamala, they have to get ahead of it.
Of course.
You need to understand that as people have said with polls they're not designed to reflect public opinion but sometimes designed to shape public opinion.
That may be an argument that people can have.
I think now there is no doubt that big tech and particularly Google and YouTube are absolutely trying to Shape opinion, and so a lot of people feeling as though Kamala Harris has this momentum, a lot of people who believe that, they're believing it because of the censorship, the search algorithms, and it is being pumped into your brain 24-7, and we have the receipts here.
What is the ding noise, by the way?
Is it like a comment thing?
Yeah, yeah, a comment overlay pops up.
Basically, they're saying Google has been introducing algorithmic limiting of search results for Donald Trump, surrounding a couple things.
Remember Monday we covered how Big Tech and the mainstream media, they were completely memory-holing Trump's attempted assassination, and of course a Facebook representative said, yeah, yeah, it was a mistake.
Again, that's the most impactful picture that I can think of of a presidential candidate, or honestly, a president in recent memory, and so for that, for the left to just poke a hole in it and go, no, no, actually, In combination with the FBI, so we don't know if he was shot.
If you're not following the news, you may still think that he could have been hit by a fragment of glass.
And by the way, this picture is being fact-checked as misleading.
That leads someone to believe, oh, hold on a second, I guess it was a ruse?
It just places a little bit of doubt, and that's all that's needed for people to start working their propaganda in.
It's stupid, first of all, but Netta had been marking the image of Donald Trump pumping his fist As misleading because there is an altered version of it where someone photoshopped the Secret Service Like expression detail.
Yeah, they made them smiling.
Okay instead of I don't know being stern whatever Algorithmic change they put in place.
It was affecting some of those posts.
Yeah.
Well, I mean it sounds like you just Swallowed the propaganda and you trust meta.
So maybe you should shut up.
They responded acknowledged and corrected the mistake and I think that obviously that can be innocent.
I'll say this, I don't feel like a lot of my opinions about that were formulated from what I saw on Facebook.
Dennis, you're wrong.
Oh.
What is going on?
I searched for something, Google is doing something completely nefarious, and making sure that the election goes one way.
That should be the response, Greta.
I'm sorry I'm not trying to pick on her, but the media has to be outraged over this.
This is not a cutesy thing.
By the way, let's just cut this off at the pass.
If Donald Trump wins, it'll be him snatching it back.
That is my opinion.
It will be my same opinion after this election.
There's no going back.
There's already been enough thievery at this point.
That's my opinion.
The undemocratic process, the manipulation, do you have any idea how many hundreds of millions of dollars in advertising that would be the equivalent to as far as all search results?
You wouldn't be able to afford it.
That is election rigging.
I was jogging while I was listening to this.
I almost threw my fucking phone.
I was so mad because they're already saying it's stolen.
We're back to here again.
We're back, of course we are.
More people are going to believe it now.
More people are going to be suspicious.
That's why his weird election thing with the map, the integrity map, it's going to be lighting up everywhere.
And we're going to be watching it live if they are still pulling it off.
I'm going to be leaving the country that day.
Fuck, Dennis!
Well, you can do it on your phone.
You're completely right.
It's as simple as, oh, they're ahead, so that means if they're gonna win, it's definitely gonna be rigged.
What does Steven think, when people donate money to campaigns, and the campaigns spend that money, what do you think they spend that on?
They spend it on fucking advertising!
His complaint is that Google's autocomplete feature wasn't suggesting certain results.
Elon Musk said this, Donald Trump Jr.
was saying this.
Search queries were about assassination attempt on Donald Trump and it was auto Completing like when you type in assassination attempt It was saying like Ronald Reagan or Bob Marley, but not Donald Trump in the top 10 or whatever Okay, was it like how when did this happen?
I think this was the last week they were testing this as well as they were typing in Trump rally and it was showing Harris rally news things like that.
Yeah The autocomplete thing, Google explained it as it's a feature that protects against suggestions related to political violence.
And that was the same reason that when you were searching for images of him pumping his fist with the blood on his face, those images also weren't showing up as readily as these guys think it should have been.
I think Google's policy about not just showing you images of political violence is fair?
This is a bunch of fucking babies who don't know that they can turn their safe search off.
Exactly.
I searched boobs and it's all blurry.
Us real heads who are looking at boobs through Google Image, this is not new.
I just searched for Donald Trump.
I searched Donald Trump boobs.
Yeah, and that's a whole other thing here.
I searched Stormy Daniels and got a lot of blurry results.
And why aren't they on DuckDuckGo, honestly?
You can see Donald Trump signing some totties.
- Oh, close that window. - But I think for one, the Google search world is such this nebulous thing, and it's probably so fed by algorithms, but-- - Well, and they've also started using AI technology too. - Of course they have.
And AI, and there's gonna be all these content moderation as far as trying to keep people safe.
Like, you'll end up on a list if you search the wrong kind of thing, you know what I mean?
It's dangerous to say that it is all rigged.
And for him to not think that there's this big boost of energy for the Harris campaign... And that that might affect the search results?
It's huge!
And obviously this was recorded before Tim Walz.
Which, even bigger.
Even bigger!
I have not been so excited about something in a long time.
It feels good.
Did you see that video of him with the corn dog and talking to his daughter at the fair?
Saying that she should eat turkey even though she's vegetarian?
And she's like, turkey's meat.
And he's like, not in Minnesota.
It's so endearing.
It's like a cute dad.
He's the best.
But anyways, I only believe that because I've been fed the propaganda.
I just drink that propaganda out of a machine.
Facebook, baby.
Like a thick gator ice.
How come Elon Musk doesn't have a search engine?
He's suing his advertisers for boycotts.
Oh my god, we're gonna talk about that.
Go fuck yourself, I'll sue you later.
Very briefly.
But it's Trumpire time?
Trumpire?
I know some people...
Want us to be objective and call you know balls and strikes.
I'm not gonna do that Trump hire today because CNN has been Calling it as all strikes and so has the legacy media and you know what?
There were some there were some home runs with President Trump at the National Association of black journalists What were the home runs?
I mean we'll go through them Here's a quick highlight reel just to give you the flavor of Why this man is considered the funniest president and presidential candidate of all time?
Well Why should black voters trust you after you have used language like that?
Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been asked a question in such a horrible manner.
You don't even say, hello, how are you?
You invited me under false pretense.
And then you said, you can't do it with Zoom.
You know, where's Zoom?
She's gonna do it with Zoom and she's not coming.
Are you with ABC?
Because I think they're a fake news network.
It's very hard to hear you for whatever reason because of the fact that they have bad equipment.
Because I guess, you know, this woman was unable to get the right equipment.
And then you were half an hour late.
Just so we understand, I have too much respect for you to be late.
They couldn't get their equipment working or something was wrong.
Mr. President, I would love for you to answer the question on your rhetoric.
I think it's a very nasty question.
How do you define DEI?
Go ahead.
How do you define it?
Diversity, equity, inclusion?
Okay, yeah.
Go ahead.
Is that what your definition?
That is literally the words.
Give me a definition then.
Would you give me a definition?
For you to start off a question and answer period She's going back to it.
Key point.
Let me just ask a follow up, sir.
He, you know, has a lot of opinions about childless women like myself or divorced people like yourself.
Do you think?
Well, I mean, my point is here.
It will never actually come off, especially in the limestone.
I'm a builder, I know about this stuff.
Do they think that was all good?
You've heard the Nick DiPaolo promos.
I think these boys know a lot about comedy.
They should put some music behind that and it'll be the new intro.
Yeah, I'll add some rock and roll music behind that.
That'll work.
I guess insult comedy's funny.
Trump is a bit of a dice man.
A regular Andrew Dice guy.
Insult the comic dog for free P.D.
Sure.
He is the funniest president though.
Wait other than like Obama was on like between two ferns.
Yes But you know the Scott Aukerman did that he produced it.
That's true That makes sense I can't see how you could listen to that clip and think that Trump did anything of value there or that it was funny that I think that's their main part, because we're gonna go through each of the claims.
Yeah, it wasn't even funny.
This is their compilation of the funniest moments from that speech.
Yeah, Trump's funniest home videos, dude.
TFE.
You get the Bob Saget.
Maybe it needs spring noises.
It needs bonks.
You get the Bob Saget, little like high-pitched voice over all the stuff.
All of it, all of it was outrageous.
Stephen and I have a similar hobby of listening to the other side's perspective while we do our everyday things.
- Yeah, she, oh my God.
- That's a great one. - All of it, all of it was outrageous. - Steven and I have a similar hobby of listening to the other side's perspective while we do our everyday things.
Like, you know, I wake up to Ben Shapiro every day. - I just turn on Matt Walsh and scream into the void.
Yeah, Gavin McInnes is telling people to get off his lawn, and I'm there too.
Stephen likes to do the same thing, but with like MSNBC.
Great.
You know, the most radical left news network.
Yeah.
And we just have the audio because I listen to these news briefings in the morning from every left-leaning source that I can find, and one of them is Reuters, and I think that Reuters created the perfect encapsulation of The tone that we are about to fact check.
Here's how they represented it.
This is Reuters.
So, I don't know, is she Indian or is she black?
This is the question Donald Trump asked about Kamala Harris.
Is it Trump?
Can we ask you something real quick?
Oh my gosh.
She before!
Love that movie!
So is the tone they were setting just that a black journalist was asking a question?
Is that what they're talking about?
I mean, honestly, they just pulled the clip because someone said axe instead of ask.
Yeah.
Clearly biased media, anti-Trump media.
They did the equivalent of telling him to pull his pants up.
Yep.
It's just like, shut the fuck up, you guys.
Oh my God.
Honestly, Reuters is generally considered to be one of the least biased news sources.
I don't know, pull up the chart.
Where is it on the chart?
Yeah, I do have it.
According to Media Bias Fact Check, Reuters is rated least biased due to its objective reporting and high factual accuracy.
This opinion is supported by all sides, which rates Reuters as center, including that it does not show a predictable bias and balances perspectives from both sides of the political spectrum.
And also, the Ad Fontes Media bias chart here, they say, I love these guys, they place Reuters in the middle, also very high up in... So that's like a political bias score of zero, or what is it?
I could zoom in here.
Everyone, if you ever want to bring this up on Thanksgiving to show your parents or your uncles, like this is a great thing.
They'll ignore it, but it is fun to come with something, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me just type it into search real quick.
Search that one real quick, see what we're at, what's our score.
I didn't spell that right.
So it has a bias of negative 1.9.
Is that to the left, right?
Negative 1.19.
1.19, so it's slightly left biased.
I mean, what's the range?
Oh, I mean, truly left is gonna be like... Alright, so the scale looks like it's like negative... 25?
Well, it goes down to negative 40 or so.
I mean, Tony Michaels has a negative 30.
What's the other one there?
The Palmer Report?
That's a negative 38.
So we're, I mean, we're sitting fairly safe.
Fairly close to center.
And where's Steven on this?
This might be... Oh, he's on there?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, louder.
Are we on there?
No.
We're straight up center, dude.
Zero.
Have you ever checked this website out?
No, tell me what it's called?
It's called adfont.
Oh, and also I think it's important to note that Reuters also has a high reliability score.
Yeah, so the chart is middle, left, right, of course, and then reliable.
And it's very high.
So high is reliable.
So they were center and quite high, it looks like.
Yeah, and then you go to Louder with Crowder, has a bias score of 31.33 on the right.
To the right, okay.
Nice, that's almost to the max.
Reliability, 8.93.
Out of 10?
That is out of, I believe it to be something like 64.
Okay, cool, cool.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
Just slightly lower as InfoWars.
Dan Bongino is a little bit better.
InfoWars is more reliable and less biased?
Yes, in Jesse Watterson OAN, Alex Jones Show is one of the only things down a little bit lower.
Okay.
Charlie Kirk might be a little bit more biased in the Gateway Pundit, but yeah, I guess he's in good company there.
That's wild.
Did I ever say on this show that I think my uncle was getting scammed by a fake Dan Bongino?
I heard about that.
I did hear about that.
Yeah.
Holy shit, I'm sorry.
What?
My uncle was, I think, getting scammed by a fake Dan Bongino in the Dan Bongino Facebook comment section.
Oh, that's fucking incredible.
Yeah, pretty good stuff.
Did he give money to him, or?
I hope not, and I honestly don't care if he did, but it's sort of the, uh, you know, you know.
It's just one of those things I keep in the back of my mind when I hear him say stuff.
That's so funny.
All this to say, Stephen obviously doesn't like Reuters and most certainly doesn't think fondly of Adfantis at this point.
Well, maybe Stephen just thinks he's center, so everything left of him is far left.
It's a curve.
Yeah, exactly.
So that brings us to this week's fact-checking the fact-checkers.
Tweet check.
Fact.
Trump. Trump.
Fact check. Tweet. Fact check. News.
I thought that was Jared.
Nope.
That was this clip?
That was them, yeah.
Okay.
Abortion.
Here is what President Trump said and then we'll get to the CNN claim versus truth.
The Democrat Party is really the one that has the problem.
I think they're radical on abortion because they are allowing abortion in the ninth month.
They're allowing the death of a baby after the baby is born based on the governor of Virginia.
Based on the governor of Virginia, they're allowing the death of the baby.
After it's born, they're allowing abortions in the eighth and ninth month.
And they certainly don't want to see, in the case of the governor of Virginia, the former governor, I might add, who said, we set the baby aside and then we decide what to do.
Meaning, what do we do?
We execute the baby.
And the crowd gasped.
I can't believe, if you believe that Donald Trump's a liar, you would think... I didn't even hear the gasp.
That was the dramatization of the gasp.
Yeah, I didn't hear the gasp.
They all heard this for the first time.
They didn't even know.
Trump enlightened them.
Well, everyone's pretty familiar with the 2019 North.
Not this group of folks.
Not them.
Not all these journalists?
They gasped.
The air left the room.
I cannot believe that he said that.
And of course, here's the claim that you'll see from CNN.
You're talking about Democrats allowing the death of babies after birth, suggesting that there's some sort of post-birth abortion.
Again, not true, illegal in every state.
Okay, so that's the claim from CNN.
Here's the truth.
Wait.
Well, first off, a couple of things that they actually said.
That's illegal, it doesn't happen.
Over 10,000 every single year, according to the CDC.
Over 10,000 third trimester abortions, or 22 weeks or later, 10 to 20,000 every single year.
Okay.
Also, that was a direct quote?
Ex-Virginia Governor Ralph Northam?
Well, you know what?
Here's him saying, surprisingly, exactly what Trump quoted.
If a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen.
The infant would be delivered.
The infant would be kept comfortable.
The infant would be resuscitated, if that's what the mother and the family desired.
And then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother.
Fact check!
Isn't that scary?
Nah, I mean he did say that, but he said some other stuff.
Yeah, before that.
He was talking about unviable pregnancies or fetal abnormalities.
Okay, so the thing is, hey your baby is dying right now, do you want me to keep it alive so you can watch it die or would you rather... Is that basically what you're saying?
Yeah, basically.
Incompatible with life, I think it's what they call it.
Okay.
Yeah, and I mean, so for one, everybody agrees that if a viable baby is born, we should not just be like, hey, let's kill it.
Wait a second.
Yeah, of course, there's no country, no state in the United States that's allowing post-birth abortion?
Of course, of course not.
And Stephen bringing up these numbers about third trimester, does he know how trimesters work?
Does he know that the third trimester is not after birth?
Lumping in this statement that he said that is like kind of a scary thing out of context to hear.
Yeah.
Because Alex Jones is always like, oh, we'll keep him comfortable.
He does this whole bit where he makes him like a Mengele type character.
He's also not even the governor anymore.
So.
Yeah.
First off, let's be also be clear that one Democrat saying something that might be considered outrageous does not mean that all Democrats agree with that.
Well, it also doesn't mean that it's enacted in law.
Of course!
Of course!
A thousand percent, of course.
But I mean, they did fact check him.
Fact check!
I can't do a Trump check.
This is just bullshit.
In Virginia, especially, they have a, what's it, 27 weeks into the pregnancy?
27 weeks?
So it sounds like when your grandparents see a Facebook meme and then speak it and you're like, You're not resentful.
That's not right.
That's not correct.
And they fight you on it.
That's basically what's happening, but Stephen's supporting that.
And when he's saying 10,000 third trimesters, I don't think he's talking about just Virginia, but the way that he sets it up, everything else he's talking about is specific.
It's also irrelevant to the conversation, because the conversation is not at all about third trimester abortions.
It's about abortions after birth, which is not an abortion, that is murder.
That's a murder.
Yep.
So let's go to DEI.
Here is what President Trump said, then we'll get to the CNN claim.
Do you believe that Vice President Kamala Harris is only on the ticket because she is a black woman?
Well, I can say no.
I think it's maybe a little bit different.
So I've known her a long time indirectly, not directly very much.
And she was always of Indian heritage and she was only promoting Indian heritage.
I didn't know she was black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn black.
And now she wants to be known as black.
So I don't know, is she Indian or is she black?
She is always identified as a black woman.
She went to a historically black college.
I respect either one, but she obviously doesn't.
Always identified.
Yes.
Not always identified.
How he has to add that.
Yeah.
I obviously, look, I love both, I have black friends, I have Indian friends.
She hates all of them!
That's weird.
The black part of her hates Indians, the Indian part of her hates blacks.
Civil War.
I hate it.
You know, I've had this pulled up for the last hour here.
Wikipedia entry for Death by Coconut.
Coconuts falling from their trees and striking individuals can cause serious injury to the back, neck, shoulders, head, and are occasionally fatal.
Do you guys hear about that woman who got stuck in Chicago, her baggage came and died?
No, that's too bad.
Did she climb in to get her bag?
She got cut up by the belt.
Trapped her in the machine.
It's a long story.
We don't need to talk about that.
Trump is just playing dumb about mixed-race Americans.
That's it.
Yeah, well, I was going to say it doesn't matter, but then I guess we jump to the fact check here, right?
I want to clear it up.
This is their fact check.
This is their claim on CNN of Donald Trump's comments.
The controversialness of the claims about Vice President Harris' identity will probably make the most headlines, but I think it's important to note that his claims on that subject are also false.
You know, he said that Vice President Harris has only turned black a couple years ago, and before that she was only promoting her Indian heritage.
That is just not true.
I've quickly, just via Google, and with the help of CNN's K-File team, Andrew Kicinski and Emstek, found multiple examples of her talking about her black identity going back decades.
Well, here's the truth.
Okay, a little comedy, a little comedy.
But you, CNN, sold her as the first Indian candidate.
CNN, double fact check!
So this is the problem with identity politics.
Now, of course I knew that Trump knew he was kicking a hornet's nest with this.
I don't think so.
All of a sudden, she wants to be a black lady!
He's suplexing a hornet's nest.
What are you talking about?
I was laughing so hard.
It's almost a crowd.
There's shock and there is laughter.
It's so funny.
Do I think this will necessarily play well?
I don't know, but pointing out the obvious that she has put her South Asian hat on or Indian hat on and then Indian hat off and black hat on, it's true.
And there are people out there who may be confused, largely because of CNN and other mainstream outlets, your own content.
My mother, who raised me and my sister, was a proud woman.
She was a proud woman.
She was a woman with a heavy accent.
And her mother, Shamla Gopalan, was also the biggest influence in Kamala Harris' life.
So what we're gonna cook today is an Indian recipe.
Yes.
Because you are Indian.
Yes, yes.
Fucking, you are fucking, you fucking, fucking, you!
Well, that's almost that.
She's Indian.
Do they know how mutually exclusive things and non-mutually exclusive things work?
It's a tough one for them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause she was the first Indian vice president.
Sure.
She was the first black vice president.
Yep.
She was the first woman vice president.
Uh huh.
It's like they would be surprised to hear her say that she is an Indian and a woman.
Like.
Venn diagrams.
Yes.
It's just Venn diagrams.
Just like she likes to talk about.
Yeah.
It's quite simple here, Steven.
People can be different races.
Last year, Kamala said she was 58.
This year, Kamala says she was 59.
Which is it, bitch?
It's a MugClub exclusive.
We're gonna send my cousin, Jake, to her parents' house.
You missed a full thing where they teased that they had an interview with her dad for an entire episode.
Yeah, saying that his name was Johnald...
Oh my god.
Donald again?
Donald Trent, of course.
Donald J. Harris.
What the hell are we talking about?
And then he just says a bunch of like awful things about his promiscuous daughter at the end, but it's like Josh doing a Jamaican accent.
Fuck.
This is great.
But yeah, playing one clip of her talking about her Indian mom doesn't mean that she doesn't talk about her blackness.
It's ridiculous to just pull one example from a CNN interview that she's having with her mother?
Like an experience that's being documented?
Her Indian mother.
Yeah.
She's been on The Breakfast Club talking about being black with Charlemagne the God in 2019.
Longer.
Farther back.
I'm sure that there's plenty.
I don't need to pull examples.
Was she ever teased for being a black kid?
I'm just saying she's been a black... Did you go to school with her?
...Indian woman her entire life.
Which is it?
God, this is tough.
This is really hard for me to figure out.
Such a stupid take.
And the thing is, is that people will eat that up.
They'll think that she's just playing it up depending upon... I mean, people will like play clips of her and be like, notice her accent shift because she's in a predominantly black neighborhood.
Didn't we talk about like a black Asian person or something a few weeks back from the Steven Crowder perspective?
I don't think I know.
I feel like we may have.
And I think it was maybe just as confusing for him.
We talked a lot about race.
Well, I mean, Kamala's a black Asian woman.
But that's not what this is about.
No.
It's about the pandering.
It is only about the pandering.
I don't care if it's a mixed race person, a black person, 100% Indian.
You sure?
None of that matters.
The problem is that Kamala will say whatever she needs to, to whatever group she needs to say it to, to get them to vote for her.
That's what he's calling out.
Sometimes he doesn't do it as well as he should.
Sometimes he kicks the hornet's nest, like we've said.
Yeah.
But he's just calling out the pandering, the hypocrisy.
That's it.
Well, she has no policy to stand on.
No.
What hypocrisy.
I mean, it sounds like she's being herself and they don't know who she is and they have trouble with that.
Of course.
Have you ever heard her say that as a white Midwestern woman?
No.
No.
Have you ever heard her say, I'm proud to be Hawaiian?
No, I don't think so.
She talks about her lived experiences of being a black woman and an Indian woman and a woman.
And because they fail to have that knowledge, they think that she's lying or pandering.
Yes, and when she's speaking about her experiences, she's speaking about them in a way to say, hey, listen, I might understand your struggles because I'm a member of a group you're a part of.
Sure.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You think Steven's ever said, as a gun owner, right?
Great point.
That's all that is.
But I mean, he's a gun owner.
I'll point it at your face.
And he's also a Texan.
Can he be both?
Which is he?
Which is he?
A truck driving American, baby.
American through to-- I'm a potato eating.
Hot potato truck driving, gun-toting Texan from Canada.
I know a lot of people disagree.
I think that Kamala Harris is a fundamentally unintelligent person.
Agreed.
And I say this as no member of Mensa, to be clear.
But here is what President Trump said.
I said, Joe and I will go and take a cognitive test.
Now, I'd do it with her, too.
I would do it with her also.
You know what?
She failed her law exam.
She didn't pass her law exam, so maybe she wouldn't pass the cognitive test.
Mr. President, are you saying she wouldn't pass?
Just to be clear.
I'm just giving you the facts.
To be clear, you don't think Harris would pass?
It's a fact.
You don't like it.
Now, my only disagreement is there are other relevant facts as well, but he lasered in on that.
He has to fit it in.
So maybe she wouldn't pass.
I don't know.
She seems to not pass tests.
This would be a test, so history would inform us that she probably won't pass.
These are facts.
I don't know.
Maybe you would say, you said the same thing like, uh, J.D.
Vance did very well, became a senator.
My endorsement, I believe, helped.
I endorsed him, then he became a senator.
- I don't know, you decide.
It's just so funny.
So funny.
So funny.
And didn't he endorse, he didn't endorse J.D.
Vance, he endorsed J.D.
Mandel.
J.D.
Mandel, of course.
Fundamentally unintelligent person.
And then Trump goes on to say she didn't pass the bar, which she did, we'll talk about that in a second, so maybe she won't pass a cognitive test?
Yes.
And that's a sign of intelligence.
Definitely, yeah.
So no, the tests are all the same!
All tests are the same.
Especially a test that is pass-fail, that he continually says he aced.
So listen, I took my driver's test, which basically means I'm an attorney.
Well of course, if you passed it.
I passed it.
You got a pretty good record of passing tests.
It's bullshit, this is stupid.
This is how Trump gets his lawyers that represent him, it seems like.
Let me see your ID.
Do you have a driver's license?
He just gives his lawyers cognitive tests.
And you're willing to put your name on the line here?
Perfect.
I don't know how Stephen can say that Kamala Harris is an unintelligent woman.
I think that he knows enough about her to know that she's not unintelligent.
I think that's pretty clear.
Did you watch the press conference with Trump today?
I did not.
Oh my god.
I need to watch it, I know.
That guy doesn't know how to talk.
I know.
I need to watch it.
I've heard her talk.
Yes, I've heard her talk.
And even if you think she's pandering, she was the fucking district attorney.
Yeah.
You can't be unintelligent and become a district attorney.
You just can't.
It's not possible.
I don't think any level of fictional DEI that they think exists in the world is not gonna get someone to... Hey guys, listen, I'm dumb as shit, but I'm gonna be the district attorney of Montana.
Well in in failing the bar, you better have like tremendous blowjob skill just the lips better not fucking quit They call me Dyson Dennis, dude You're gonna be the president someday.
Oi Dennis the Dyson innit?
Geez guys.
Yeah, I mean failing the bar I think they're gonna get into exactly the details of her failing the bar with this fact check.
And then the mainstream outlets in unison echo the point.
Here is CNN's claim.
I mean, this one's not necessarily a fact check because even they can't do it.
But, I mean, you know, second time's the charm.
Well, he said she didn't pass the bar exam.
You addressed that.
She passed on a second try and was admitted to the bar a year after she graduated law school.
Truth.
Okay?
That's actually true because it's true.
Extra fact check!
But some context, in California, half of all applicants pass, people who don't make the cut of, this is not the Navy SEALs, of lawyers.
It's just, you know, being in the top 50%.
Okay.
Failing the first time doesn't reflect on a person's abilities.
So he's saying that failing the first time is common.
Yes, and he's saying that that makes her... It's as common as passing.
Well, yeah, and he's got some thoughts that she should be, if she's going to be in this elevated position, she should have passed the first time because That's not true at all.
Well, are you sure, though?
People that fail that the first time basically go on to be, like, traffic lawyers.
Yes.
They're not necessarily going on to be the DA or, you know, the Attorney General or Vice President.
She literally went on to being the DA.
But Daniel Dale trips over himself.
Yeah, not most of them, but someone did.
It's true she didn't pass, because Donald Trump said something that was objectively true.
She failed.
Yeah.
Then she later passed.
He wasn't addressing that.
Right.
And Daniel Dale couldn't even bring himself to say, well, what he said is true, but...
Well, here's the thing, is they know that it'll be too easy for people to find that she failed, but they still will flat out lie.
For example, earlier when he talked about abortion, they just will act like the Ralph Northam clip doesn't exist.
Exactly.
Genuinely, they look at the information.
They have this information available.
You think they can't find that clip?
And they go, let's just lie.
Yeah.
This is not ignorance.
Okay, I just want to real quickly say, Trump said she did not pass the bar exam.
Yeah, yeah, and he said that several times.
Objectively, that is not true.
She did.
She failed in 89, passed in 90.
Let me confirm.
Did he say that she failed the bar, or that she did not pass the bar?
Did not pass, which is, I think... Because those are different things.
She did pass the bar exam.
Can we play that clip again and see what he said?
I just want to confirm before I talk about it.
Where?
I would do it with her also.
You know what?
She failed her law exam.
She didn't pass her law exam.
So maybe... He said both.
Yeah.
So he said she failed her law exam and she did not pass her law exam.
Yeah.
Which she did fail once and then she did pass.
She passed.
So he... He's lying.
One of the things he... Yeah, he lied.
He lied.
Trump lied.
Trump lied?
She believed.
He lied.
And like Jared said, you know, not passing a test once... It doesn't mean you're unintelligent, it just means you need to go back and re-study.
And I love that Gerald said, these people don't go on to become the DA, and she literally went on to become the fucking DA.
Exactly, that's what I was about to point out.
This did happen.
He did exceptionally well.
And Gerald does not know at all what he's talking about.
I'm not saying that I do, but I'm saying that he doesn't know.
He's pulling all that stuff out of his ass.
Yeah.
He's never ever looked at the research and said, alright cool, of people who failed the bar exam the first time, what did they become?
Traffic attorneys, they said?
What the fuck is a traffic attorney?
I think he's just saying like people who get in car wrecks or trying to get out of speeding tickets.
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about, but...
I know that Trump was wrong and right in the same statement.
I got a traffic court one time, and the guy who I had to go with, I got his license suspended for like two years.
Yikes.
Yeah, it sucked.
The whole thing sucked.
I got a bad back forever now.
You know, Davis Clark, the locked-in guy, he failed his CFA Level 3 exam three months ago.
Locked in?
Yeah, the guy on TikTok.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, locked in.
I failed that CFA Level 3 exam because I came up short.
I want to say sorry to everyone because I just couldn't get it done.
Sometimes in life you lose, so it's on to the next.
Time to lock back in.
You know, and he failed his level 2 CFA.
That guy keeps hustling, and he's gonna find himself on the top.
I swear to God.
He's destined to be a failure, bro.
Yeah, a traffic cop or whatever.
Attorney.
Yeah, who rides with the traffic cop?
It's a neat thing they're doing.
This is where he gets a little bit more pointed with his criticisms and speculation about how Kamala found herself in the high-level positions that she has over the years.
This is absolutely malice.
And you know what?
The reason this is relevant, the reason he's pointing to that is because it begs the question, well then, hold on a second, how did she become San Francisco DA?
Just like with Barack Obama with his academic record sealed.
Hold on a second.
How did he end up being the senior editor of the Harvard Law Review?
I believe never published.
How did that happen?
How did we get there?
We're all told that he's brilliant, but we don't have any evidence of this.
Well, if you do a little searching, you go, okay, she doesn't seem like she's the most supremely qualified lawyer.
Oh, BJ's.
Black journalist?
But then that's sexist.
That's sexist.
You can't point it out.
Well, it's relevant if that's how someone got their job, if their major qualification is what they have hanging in their sex closet.
Let's go on to something here.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I don't know if she has a sex closet.
Who knows?
We don't know if she has a sex closet.
We absolutely know that she slept her way to her job.
That's not alleged.
Willie Brown was like, yeah, I did it.
I was just saying the closet was alleged.
She was like, middle of the pack.
Is a sex closet like a Christian thing?
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
Does that mean like skeletons in your closet?
Like your body count?
The swing is.
Also, I want to clarify.
I said District Attorney of California because I'm an idiot.
You meant?
I meant District Attorney of San Francisco because I don't understand how Attorneys General or District Attorney works.
I don't know the difference between a city and a state, so.
That's fine.
Doesn't matter.
That's alright, Trump said that the county was in shambles.
Yeah, that's pretty cool to say.
To definitively state that Kamala- She only got the position because of blowjobs?
It's just not true.
Like, I don't even know where to start.
How do you fact check, like, a straight-up lie?
Well, it's because she's a woman, dude.
It's clear, okay?
Woman, successful, impossible without sexual favors.
That's all.
Didn't Stephen retaliate against employees who were mad about him sexually harassing them in the workplace?
Didn't he hire his wife?
Didn't she work on the show?
She was.
Did she only get that job because she was slobbing that knob?
Okay.
Because of her sexual closet or whatever?
There we go.
The sex closet.
The sex swings.
The sex swing room.
So Kamala, she dated Willie Brown who was the mayor of San Francisco when she was 29 and he was 60.
Didn't date very long, I think it was less than a year.
One, they've abandoned the entire point that Willie Brown, that she was a homewrecker because he was dating her while he was still married technically but they had been separated for a very long time.
Throwing that in the sex closet.
Just kind of toss in the closet.
Willie Brown and her they I mean they are working closely together.
So imagine sometimes you find someone that you think could be a good partner.
Sometimes you bang out with someone you know.
Exactly.
Clear way to say that.
It happens.
I mean they just surround that person.
Just as we talked about this is the Jim and Pam baby.
It's like Big Tuna and Phyllis.
It's like Andy and Phyllis.
I missed that arc, what season was that?
And Willie Brown has like great things to say about her, but not like really good things to say.
He just says we dated, it was more than 20 years ago.
When did they date and when did she become DA?
Between 1994 and 1995.
Great years.
She was 30, so 30 years ago.
But when did she become DA?
2004.
10 years?
- She was 30, so 30 years ago.
- Okay, but when did she become DA?
- 2004. - 10 years?
- Yeah.
- A decade later. - Just a full decade.
So she must have sucked the fucking shit out of that dick if he's just fucking handed that shit over.
Is he even in office in 2004?
I can't imagine he was still the mayor in 2004.
What was he doing in 2004?
We have to look that up.
I think that this is like saying if Monica Lewinsky became the vice president now, that it'd be because of Bill.
He left January of 2004.
Oh.
So right before?
For a decade.
He was like, Kamala, suck that dick, so good, ten years ago.
Please stop.
Stop it!
And now I have to give her this job as I'm on my way out.
I'm just saying it's just like improbable, right?
It just doesn't make sense.
Without knowing the whole timeline, it sounds literally like they dated in the mid 90s.
Sure.
And then they split up.
And they continued working in their profession.
And a decade later he said, I'm gonna give her that job because of what she did for me.
Wink wink.
Exactly.
It sounds like, hey, we hooked up, didn't work out, all right, cool, and now she's still a great attorney, so... And everyone's fine, like, quit talking about it.
This is so long ago.
And also, something really funny happened just a second ago.
I almost grabbed your drink.
Oh, dude, dude, you're so, yeah, you fucking got me, dude.
Yeah.
How do I set this up?
Check in with me and do your job.
Lay on the bed and give me head.
Don't have to ask.
Don't have to beg.
Juicy is my name.
Sex is my game.
Then hit the clip.
Making jokes about white people, about black people, about brown people, as we do here about Asian people.
You know, for some reason I feel uncomfortable saying yellow.
Brown, black, I'm fine.
Yellow seems racist.
I don't know why.
That's my own hang-up.
That is not divide and conquer.
What was that?
Because it is.
Yeah, I think.
It's more descriptive.
What about white?
I'd prefer to be called European.
Not really, I'm an American dog.
Well, if we're going back ancestrally and America didn't exist, you know, prior to 17-something, then, you know.
What are they talking about?
1776, obviously.
You realize you're in a hole and you're digging yourself into it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a cough.
Please go ahead.
Sorry.
He's got the COVID.
I just pulled this one because Gerald sounds like a dipshit and he slipped off message publicly in front of all his friends who were gonna bully him because he's supposed to be America first, especially with his heritage.
Bonvino my ass.
Remember we found out he didn't even drink alcohol?
Yeah.
He founded a winery.
When he was T-Total.
I don't even drink and I had to do this for the, for the, what is wine in America?
But all this Kamala misogyny, there's certainly no repercussions for behavior like that, right?
None.
After Gerald was a full-blown shithead, I decided to jump ship.
Good.
It sucked.
That's fine, yeah.
And went a little bit deeper in the week.
Is this post Tim Walz?
Not quite Tim Walz.
Okay.
This is the day before.
Okay.
And this is War.
I love Dramatic Gerald.
This is from the August 5th episode of Louder With Crowder.
Hey, glad to be with you.
I don't have my headphones on so that's how you can see when my hair looks all Logan-esque.
That's not right.
That's a compliment.
I shouldn't.
It looks crazy.
Look, today, obviously, we're starting later.
It is an odd stream, and it's going to be a special stream, but I want to be clear about something.
Yep, we are not streaming to YouTube today.
We won't be this week.
We have been suspended yet again.
We'll get into the reasons why.
We've been trying to reach out to YouTube, get more answers.
That's why we're late today.
We were trying to get some more specific answers, but we've done some digging here, and it's...
Startlingly dark.
Can you imagine?
Like, he just conjured up an image of something in your head, right?
What could be so dark?
So dark?
I mean, their future is hanging in the balance based on this demonetization suspension on YouTube, even.
Yeah, I mean, it's dark, man.
It's like, imagine a Palestinian school with 20 kids.
Bowels just burst out of their chest.
Yeah.
Out of their chest for some reason.
No, they just got kicked off YouTube for being bad guys.
But it's not just about them.
No, of course not.
It's about you.
So, to be clear, this is not just about us.
We have been suspended.
I think there's a 50-50 shot that come election night, this will be on YouTube at all.
We were suspended from the last midterms.
I think it's going to happen again.
When you see the reasoning as to why we are suspended, it is direct election interference.
Make no mistake, what is happening right now, not just here, But across all big tech platforms, with the exception of maybe X, is rigging this election.
Coming up, the election livestream of the century, November 5th, 2024.
We need you now more than ever.
We'll get into exactly what we will be doing.
We'll have boots on the ground.
We will have reporters.
We will have a live electoral integrity map.
We will have the same news wires that Legacy Media has to call states, as well as our own data analysts to be able to call them more accurately and give you a more granular picture as to what is taking place on the ground.
This is the first time, and we've been talking about this now for months, Where this is the place to be if you want the most accurate up to the second election coverage on election night.
So anyone want to put money on Ginger Snap being the data analyst?
I think it's probably going to be Yakuza is going to come back.
No!
It's going to be Ginger Snap and Alex Jones is going to take his shirt off at some point.
Nick DiPaolo's gonna be wearing stonewashed jeans as usual.
Yes, yes.
Drinking Modelo.
It's funny you say Modelo.
I'll talk about that in a minute, too.
So many synchronicities today.
I cannot imagine a world where his audience doesn't see how transparent this is.
Purposefully getting suspended from YouTube ahead of these things to pretend to be a victim in an effort to drag more people to both Rumble and Monk Club.
He's a made-up martyr.
I don't understand how they wouldn't recognize it.
It's like, oh, he's just been kicked off of YouTube like four times already this year.
Yeah.
That's why I had to go watch it on Rumble.
I didn't want to go to Rumble, but I had to go look at it.
It's still a dog shit program.
Yeah, it's bad.
Dave yeah it's bad just just saying still but like the last four years how many times can we get an official count how many times he's been kicked off of YouTube and for them every time a strike goes away they do it again he's right oh Oh my god, he's right.
This is election interference.
And they're going to take him out of here again because he thought he was going to talk about the coconut tree.
He's going to come kill his ass.
I better give him five bucks.
It reminds me of... I'm going mugless this year.
It's penny-pinching.
Things are tight.
Things are tight.
You should, yeah.
Guys, I'm boycotting Walmart.
Okay.
And they keep kicking me out every time I go.
Sure.
Three months after, they're like, you can come in, but don't act this way.
I'm not coming in ever again.
Okay.
You're a big scam artist, and I would like some nacho chips.
Well, YouTube lets him back in, and then he fucks up again.
He's like an abusive ex.
Uh-huh.
Who keeps abusing his wife.
Well, interesting.
All right.
I go to YouTube Jam.
I think it's just pretty clear that he's trying to make money.
Of course he's grifting.
And that costs a lot?
Costs a lot financially.
Costs a lot as far as the amount of work that people have to put in here.
And it costs a lot as far as what we have to risk to make that happen.
We know for a fact that YouTube knows about it.
We've discussed it with them.
We know for a fact that they're not happy about it.
And we know for a fact that you're not going to be able to find it here.
So please consider bookmarking.
What is it?
Jumping back to the election stream and the map that he's gonna have.
Okay, and YouTube's like, they're saying you can't have a live electioneering map?
They don't want him to.
Okay.
I don't know, man.
It's not true, I guess is probably bottom line.
He seems really worked up about it, man.
Yeah, well.
You gotta kiss your streams a little harder.
He's not in it alone.
All right, Captain Morgan, CEO, you've been in touch with the good folks at YouTube, so you have some updates for us.
How are you?
Yes, I'm doing well.
How are you?
You know, every now and then it sinks in that the world's biggest company is gunning for you and specifically gunning for you, Mug Club.
They really don't like the idea of Mug Club.
They really don't like the idea that we're not doing super chats and tips, that all of the revenue generation takes place outside of their butterfly net.
So they really, really don't like you.
And that is kind of heartening to me, but it also can be a little bit scary.
It is a little scary.
I mean, I got the email.
It's because of the blow-up doll and the word whore.
I love that Tool Man.
That's not the only reason.
Well, some of the only reasons.
You just ruined it.
No, I didn't.
Okay.
Why would Cheryl do that?
He blew the whole bed.
Yeah, I mean he's obviously he's a dummy.
This is the second time we went through this, Gerald.
You can't just keep stepping on it like this.
This is enough to be considered a stolen election at this point in time.
We're just the latest target, and of course it's no surprise to us, but they are doing it across the... if Donald Trump wins, and I believe he will, it will be in spite of Of the attempted thievery.
It's like someone warding off a robber.
Or they still call them burglars in the UK.
You're being burgled!
Which is less intimidating.
I don't think I'd ever be afraid of an English burglar.
It's me, burglar Bob.
Yes.
Put everything in the bag.
Put it in the bag unless you want to have bad results.
That's so stupid.
Don't make me bring out my blackjack for you, noggin.
I say we give him just as much time as the room gave him to realize how bad that joke was.
Real bad.
But also, he's terrified of knife crime and stuff.
He really is afraid of knife crime.
I don't know how well he would do in that situation, honestly.
I mean, if he couldn't bring his Walther across the pond, he's not gonna go.
Yeah, forget it.
You'll get boggled.
All right.
Bravo, bravo.
Cool, man.
But more on YouTube and what exactly it said.
We received this notification from YouTube, I believe Friday or Saturday?
Friday.
Friday night.
Friday night.
They hit eight of our videos, including our last seven.
Okay, so when I see this, and I see strikes, we technically should be banned for life from YouTube.
They've sort of changed policies.
They said, well, we already have a strike, so we're just gonna give you a warning.
But it used to be three strikes, you're out.
And they have claimed that these videos, these episodes, the entire episode, by the way, that it met the standard for community guideline violations.
So I want you to go through your head and think, okay, what could that possibly be?
They have cited cyberbullying and harassment.
And we actually do have, finally, we reached out, and we'll show you some footage from those seven episodes, or I guess eight, but seven of our last eight uploads.
And then we're going to show you what you're seeing on Google and YouTube for everything else that leans to the right, and how there is direct manipulation going on with this election.
This is their response to us, I believe, Cat and Morgan.
I feel like you're more authoritative, so you should read this.
We clipped a part here to put it as a note, but do you want me to read the whole thing that I have?
Uh, what do we say?
Yeah, you should, let's read the whole thing so people have this.
What's just, what's really funny is it starts out, including a ton of information below.
It's like, you think?
There's so many videos listening to these things.
I'm reaching out to let you know that several videos have been removed from the channel as they violate our harassment policy and our hate speech policy.
Our harassment policy prohibits content that graphically sexualizes or degrades an individual.
And this includes content depicting an individual's face in a sexualized manner.
Hmm.
As well as language such as whore or other similar abusive terms to target an identifiable individual.
You are a whore.
Well, that's fair.
The following videos that go on the list, all of the videos that we've done over the last...
Basically two weeks roughly in there and a strike has been applied to the Steven Crowder channel.
As a result, uploads are suspended on the channel for one week.
Further uploading of content similarly graphically sexualizes or degrades an individual would constitute a further violation of this policy.
Then they go on to make sure that we know That it's in effect until this point, it'll drop off at this point, right before the election.
Yes.
And remind us that we cannot circumvent this by posting on any other accounts and basically... The timeline is right up to the election.
Yes.
They removed all episodes in their entirety.
I think it's pretty clear what they were up to, right?
Yeah, it's like if I got pulled over for speeding and I tried to say that the cops were trying to stop me from voting because I happened to be headed to the polls.
Conspiracy, yeah.
I'm not sure if I had a clear idea of exactly what the repercussions are.
They can't upload for a week?
For a week.
Their strike goes away right before the election.
Is that what they're saying?
I would imagine that it probably gave a date.
I doubt it said right before the election in the email.
- September, November.
So three months.
- It's three months away.
- Yeah, exactly.
So it's typically three months until that strike would go away.
- Yeah, so that's probably all that happened.
So I think what's happening here is that they violated a policy that seems very clear.
- Yeah, I mean saying that someone's-- - And they're blaming it on election fraud.
- Someone's a whore who sucks dick in like a million different ways.
- Like, oh, looky here.
Who is the guest on all of these episodes?
It's all 10 Nick DiPaolo episodes or something, and it's like, to our listener, yeah probably, but like, they're saying it's for hate speech, who is surprised to hear that?
Probably no one listening to this show, no one of us three.
It's just very much just Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Like, you guys have been doing this for forever.
You're just wasting your audience's time reading this shit because this is like, you know, it's like predetermined.
You're going to have this happen again.
And you will have it happen again.
Because they're too afraid to actually cross the line fully.
Of course they're afraid to cross the line because they know that YouTube is their audience.
It's funny you say that.
They might be willing to cross the line.
Honestly, here's how I feel about it.
If Steven wants to really prove that YouTube is the enemy, just get off of YouTube.
Well, they might have something to say about a planned exit.
But, before that, they were, you know, kind of agreeing with what we're all saying here.
And when we get strikes like this, like, we honestly kind of scratch our head for a minute and go, like, what could it be?
We do a lot of stuff.
Yeah, we do a lot of stuff.
And we were wondering what it was, and a lady who's Hispanic who helps us out every now and then said, and the light went off, I think it's the balloon.
The balloon.
The balloon.
And then we said, oh really?
And then we went through the infractions and it turns out that the reason this channel could potentially be removed and not be able to stream on election night is because of this.
Speaking of experts, it seems like the most likely nominee is expert in whoredom, Kamala Harris.
We don't know if she has a sex closet.
We absolutely know that she slept her way to her job.
That's not a legend.
Willie Brown was like, yeah, I did it!
Anyone who thinks of any funny business with this doll, we are keeping it here.
Throughout the election.
Look, I get it.
I get it.
It's a power move.
It's a rental, actually, so we got to return it in good shape.
Well, so is Kamala.
Of course, Clay Travis did not say this, but I've referred to Kamala Harris as a lying whore.
If you pick Pete's butt gig, the problem is, then you lose a good portion of the country.
All you'll see, two people whose primary skill is fellatio.
It begs the question, well then, hold on a second.
How did she become San Francisco?
DA.
It's only because she's lied and she, um, she had sex with people for political gain.
We all know many lying whores.
Some of them are very nice people once you, you know, sort of cafeteria compartmentalize out the lying whoredom.
If you do a little searching, you go, okay, she doesn't seem like she's the most supremely qualified lawyer.
Oh, BJ's.
Well, it's relevant if that's how someone got their job, if their major qualification is what they have hanging in their sex closet.
I know some of you think that may seem bad, but keep this in context.
Do you think you don't see worse?
They tried to kill Donald Trump because he was referred to as Hitler.
This is all over a doll.
They tried to kill Trump.
They, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
A guy.
One guy.
Why?
Why?
Come on.
They know what they're doing, right?
Of course they know what they're doing.
They're just being misogynistic assholes.
They, Dennis.
They.
They.
And also they slipped in a little homophobia saying that gay people are also having oral sex as much as whores.
You might not know this, Byron, but actually homosexuality is just about sexuality.
Oh, what?
Yeah, exactly.
If you're gay, it's... All you do is gay sex.
It's a porno thing, for sure.
This is weird.
It's a porno thing, you don't... I could've swore that you could have, like, a loving relationship that does involve sex, but also involves... Yeah, with a woman.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's homoromantic, okay?
That doesn't exist.
Different.
That's a myth.
Yeah, not real.
Not real.
Homoromantic is a myth, bro.
Porn.
Change my mind.
When Grindr shut down the RNC as the main sponsor, they were just doing porno.
It's not real love or anything.
They're just doing porno.
That makes sense to me.
I hate that whole clip.
Yeah, I know.
It sucks and I'm surprised that they, well, they're on Rumble so they don't give a shit, but to give everyone kind of like a rewind breakdown of all the shitty things that got them kicked on YouTube, it's pretty wild.
Let me show you my greatest hits of being a misogynist, homophobic jerk.
How could you be proud of, like, if you were a fan of someone and they got kicked off of YouTube for bad behavior and then they embraced it fully and played the best of?
It's almost like he included, like, the watch it, fucking watch it, like, in that clip.
Yeah, let's throw that on the end, why not?
But what, I mean, what does he really mean when he says... When I say whore, I will, from now on, I will say political prostitute.
Because she has prostituted herself for political gain.
And I know what you mean.
Prostitution means that there's some kind of an exchange of funds or services.
Kamala did bang Willie Brown when he was 60 and in a position of power, and she was 29!
I want to contest this because I think she actually enjoys it.
Okay.
Great.
Thanks, Josh.
I love that Josh realizes, like, wait a second.
Was it love?
She could have had a relationship with him?
It could have been real.
It could have been real love.
Okay!
Yes.
You ruined all my ideas, man.
If we can't say this about our elected officials, if we can't call them names, we didn't call violence.
Like, we basically said you're a whore because of what your activities were as a younger person.
Not that much younger, but younger person.
That should be the standard.
By the way, you can't even tell really that that's her face.
We had to tell people that's her face.
This is not like a spitting image of Kamala Harris.
It looks just like her, actually.
It is uncanny.
It feels just like her, too.
And it was Ivanka that was called a factless c-word.
Oh, it was Ivanka.
I'm sorry.
Fact check me.
I mean, they also bring up that Stephen Colbert called Trump Putin's cock holster.
It was fine when he said that.
Was that on YouTube?
I don't know.
I couldn't find it on YouTube.
I'm not sure.
But he did say it on his late night program.
Yeah, yeah.
Big difference between saying that once and then them doing a, I don't know, full-blown smear campaign.
And I think that there's also a difference in using that as an analogy and not using it as an actual like statement of fact lying about what happened.
It's clear that Steven just wants to be a misogynist.
Yeah.
He doesn't want to have a message about it.
He wants to insult Kamala.
Uh-huh.
And he wants to act like a woman can never be successful.
Ever.
Without, obviously, some reason.
He doesn't believe that she could be confident because she's a woman.
Oh, of course not.
Yeah, no.
That's simple, dude.
That's it.
Yeah.
Smooth-brained woman.
I thought this was an interesting thing to bring out.
You know, whenever Gerald's out of town, they have Gerald C instead of Gerald A. It's a blow-up doll version of Gerald.
So they think it's totally fine and reasonable to have a blow-up doll of someone who's completely not consenting.
Sure.
We've done it with Gerald C, to be clear.
When you miss a show, I should follow suit.
It's not the hill that we're willing to die on, okay?
So we can take it.
Okay, here's a crazy idea.
We're like tens of thousands of people short to really make everything we want to have happen on election night, which will really just be a thorn in their side.
They'll be pissed.
20,000 Mug Club subscribers in the next 48 hours.
Promo code FYOUTUBE, $24 off.
Okay, 20,000 next 48 hours, the blow-up doll stays.
How about that?
The blow-up doll stays, 20,000.
That means we will not be on YouTube.
I will make that arrangement with you right now.
If you want this blow-up doll to stay, if you think that act of defiance matters so much, Join up, and I will keep it, and they won't allow us back because I don't give a shit.
We need to talk about this.
When Gerald sees on the show, do they tell him that he only became successful because he was using his body to try and manipulate people?
No, but they do play a sound effect that says, hey guys, I'm gay.
Do they fucking really?
Yeah, they do.
How stupid is this show?
It's a dumb show.
It's really, really bad.
It has millions of views.
Millions of people think this is...
Smart, funny, and informative.
Fuck.
I know.
It turns out that they may have spoken too soon in saying that they'd be safe with just Rumble, because now they're at war.
With who?
Well, this came out, so what is it?
This morning.
Oh.
Is it still us?
The enemy?
No, we're not the enemy right now.
It's the billionaires.
Okay.
So, let me establish this first.
We were removed from the world's largest media platform, YouTube, last week.
And we're only here today, right now, because of you, Mug Club, and Rumble as a platform.
For the first time, there's an alternative to YouTube, and we're able to stream this to Rumble.
Thank God for that.
Well, the powers that be can't have that either.
So the world's most powerful tech company suspends, bans after demonetizing, in a cute little word.
And today, the world's largest advertising conglomerate, meaning they control 90% of all advertising on the internet, want to shut this down by name.
Now, Not in a nebulous way, not in a kind of this sort of worldview way.
My first name, my last name, this show, you.
Mug Club.
Letters were sent.
I'm talking about the World Federation of Advertisers, the WFA, GARM, and Diageo.
Is the enforcement arm.
So does he just have this huge email from a bunch of advertising exchanges who said we don't want to advertise on your thing anymore?
Yeah, spoiler alert, Bacardi, Tangeray, Captain Morgan, and all of the other brands under that umbrella don't want to run ads on Rumble because of Stephen.
Same with Dunkin Donuts.
Oh man.
That's some like real gravitas, honestly.
This is just Elon.
This is Elon saying, go fuck yourself.
Exactly.
Will Steven or Chris Povotsky, who's the Rumble guy, follows free speech Jesus Elon Musk's lead suing people because they don't want to advertise their products to bigots and shitheads?
Oh my gosh.
You'll have to tune in next week because...
That's about all I can handle.
If you disagree with us, feel free to convince us otherwise.
Boys, we just speed ran a week.
It was difficult.
We skipped over some Walt stuff.
I know exactly what Stephen feels about walls.
I know exactly what he's gonna say about walls.
30 minutes after Kamala picked Tim, they dropped their episode, Everything You Need to Know About Radical Minnesota Governor.
So I just assumed that they didn't have any real information about About him.
They were just gonna wing it.
So maybe we will come back to Tim.
Nice little sprint through the Kamala horror era.
It's not over.
I wish it was.
I wish I could say it was.
I'm looking forward to actually covering something that isn't just them like saying racist shit.
Something that I could actually like pull up references.
Well, that's I think what I hate most about this is that this is going to be the next 90 Days of Stephen.
Personal attack.
Just ad hominem.
Yeah, it's just, it gets exhausting, you know?
Well, it's hard to debunk when he's not making any claims, he's just being a piece of shit.
Yeah.
You know?
This situation with Tanqueray and all the alcohol, that it's gonna be funny to see if he can, you know, continue to trick people into buying Mug Club subscriptions based on these, you know, false scares.
Yeah.
Because someone can't get their little donut holes.
So just, hey, if you're a Steven listener, understand that when he says this, What he's saying is not, you need to join me in this fight.
He's saying, I need you to subsidize my revenue losses because I'm being a bigot and no one wants to give me their advertising money.
I'm making choices to damage my company because I want you to give me money instead.
You don't need to do that.
He's tricking you.
He's trying to subsidize his losses.
He's trying to be a welfare child with you being the taxpayer.
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I got sad.
I got sad after this one.
This just bummed me out.
It's been a rollercoaster, man.
I've been sad this episode.
I've been happy this week because I'm excited about Tim Walz.
I've been sad about a lot of things, happy about a lot of things.
It's the flailing.
It makes me feel uneasy because I don't know what he's going to do.
The same with Trump.
His press conference was sloppy as hell this morning and he does not seem to be delivering the message that he wants to and the more frustrated these people get the more dangerous they become so it's hard because I love riding the weird wave of Tim.
I think that it's been really effective but as we inch closer to the election and Steven continues to repeat the election is already stolen already claims That's the scariest part.
It freaks me out.
That is the scariest part because if, and here's what I hate, is if this Harris-Walls campaign is super effective and they win in like a landslide, it's just gonna look worse for the story.
And so I don't know, I think it's gonna be a straight-up nightmare.
I think this is gonna be bad.
Things aren't gonna be good.
No, not for a while.
And I'm glad that we have the listeners hanging out with us.
Reach out to us on X, I guess.
That's a cool place to hang out for all fun people.
Puts his gender in every single statement.
Yes, at Dan Crowder there.
Let us know how you're feeling.
That'd be great.
I need something from you.
I need money.
We need money because no one's going to advertise on our show.
Go follow us for free at patreon.com slash shrug club or I think shrug club dot com might be working.
Shrug club dot com.
I think it works for me.
We've got some stuff there and if you feel like supporting us.
Maybe send us a shrug photo.
What?
Send us a shrug photo.
I don't know.
Works for me too.
Here we are.
We're here.
Oh, it's working.
If you feel like, uh, if you like what we do and think it's worth supporting financially, that's fine.
That's fine.
We wouldn't mind it.
Dunkin' Donuts gift cards, too.
Well, I mean, honestly, if you care about America, you would give us money.
Perfect.
Right?
Great.
Let's wrap it up.
Fight this fight with us!
Great.
I'm just kidding.
Don't fight this fight with us.
But I will say one more thing.
Yes.
Go register to vote.
That'd be great.
Fucking register to vote.
Please.
I mean, I don't know.
How much time do you have?
It's all different in different states.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, it's a federal election, so it should be different in every state.
And why don't you make sure that you're registered to vote?
And practice your signature.
Look at what you submitted last time.
When I voted for Ron Paul, of course, I voted for Obama once, and my signature didn't match, and it got denied.
So I've only voted for him technically six times.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I got extras.
Nice, dude.
You got a few bonuses.
I use a cricket for my signature.
Oh, wow.
That's kind of cool.
Make it perfect every time.
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Who cares?
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