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Sept. 24, 2023 - Louder Than Crowder
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EPISODE 4: WOKE SYBIAN (SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2023)

The week we're down a man as we discuss kind acts by a progressive Dallas church, how Howard Stern has "no right" to be critical of Lauren Boebert (after she performed public sex acts), and how Russell Brand’s rape accusations affect his YouTube account.  Oh, and trespasser Owen Shroyer guests.  Email: louderthancrowder@gmail.com Twitter/X: @thancrowder Music by DJ Danarchy

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Welcome to Louder Than Crowder, a podcast about the podcast,
Louder With Crowder.
My name's Byron.
I'm joined tonight by Just Jared.
Just Jared.
Dennis quit the show, fed up with Steven and his bullshit.
He sucks.
I get it.
But here we are.
I don't want to ask this too much here, but it's a Friday night.
It's you and I. Yeah.
Just a couple of boys.
A couple of guys.
Up to no good, really.
Dennis didn't quit the show, folks.
He's a busy guy.
He'll be back next week.
Today, we'll be covering the September 19th, 2023 show of Louder With Crowder.
That's a Thursday.
Guys, I'm a shell of myself this week.
Jared, I'm sorry.
Haven't gotten much sleep.
I saw you bopping around out there.
What shows did you go see this week?
Yeah, I guess some end of season shows are responsible for this as well.
I went with my folks to watch Dashboard Confessional open up for The Counting Crows.
Hoochie Wally.
That's quite the gig.
Oh boy.
Screaming infidelities!
You know Steven's a fan, so he would have been.
Yeah, do you think Chris Carraba knows?
That Steven is a fan of his work?
You know, he's doing parodies with the Bernie Sanders, you know, singing the songs that he writes.
We could hope that he doesn't know, or we hope that he does, and that he does a cease and desist.
Who knows?
A side tangent here, I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to put this show together.
I was thinking that it might have been fun to just go through all of Steven's parody songs, rate them, talk about them, and we still might do that at some point, but his Screaming in Fidelity cover is just trash.
It's so bad.
If I remember correctly, it's just over and over saying that Bernie Sanders is old.
Old, yeah.
He has so much that he could say, I feel, I mean, coming from like, you know, the conservative vernacular.
He only called him a communist once.
I guess it's like sort of the, if it's not the chorus, you know, you don't need to keep bringing it out and running it out there.
With a sickle and a hammer.
Hey.
I also last night drove like eight hours to go watch The Tallest Man on Earth.
That was a hoot.
You've been with that guy for a while, right?
Oh, yeah.
I remember.
Swedish folk singer-songwriter.
Lots of fun.
But here we are.
I did put a show together.
I'm sorry if the show is more like vibey than, you know, numbers and facts.
Stephen has set his sights on the wokest radio DJ in America, Howard Stern, after he said that Lauren Boebert was a disgrace for, you know, doing over-the-clothes stuff with a Democrat.
Doing a whack-ass hand job in public.
How about that?
She tried her best.
During a play version of Beetlejuice, of course, Stephen has a great take on the Russell Brand being demonetized by YouTube situation.
You know, after Russell had, I don't know, a handful of pretty credible allegations of sexual assault.
Yeah, a number, it seemed, right?
Like, one is too many, but my guy, my brother in Christ, with like twelve?
They're stacking up at this point.
Bummer, Summer.
Then Steven talks a bit about the UAW strike, which I don't want to talk about, so we're not going to talk about it.
But also, there's a guest.
And we have a guest!
Owen Schreyer!
You guys know him over there, of course, Alex Jones at MadMaxWorld.tv.
I almost said the wrong word.
I think he's been charged, I believe.
No, no, he was sentenced for 60 days.
Sentenced.
He got served 60 days.
For simply being there.
Yes.
On January 6th.
Not going in!
We'll have him on the show.
Well, he was there, but... Owen.
Owen is dumb, and we'll talk all about that.
How dumb is he?
Pretty fucking dumb.
I don't even know who he is.
Off the top of my head, I can't like... You don't know Owen Schreier?
Let me get a picture.
Pull up that goon.
Something that we've talked about, but not really in detail.
The Louder With Crowder YouTube Dump Button.
If you're new here, you're watching on YouTube, and you see this.
That means that it's available on Rumble, right?
There's a slight delay.
You said something.
Yeah, there's a few second delay so we can dump it on YouTube and go, we're not going to self-censor.
That's the best that we have.
All right.
So, I mean, you've talked a little bit about the YouTube dump button as a YouTube viewer of Steven Crowder.
It makes the show completely unlistenable, right?
No.
Really?
They make this show completely unlistenable.
Doing a good job on their own.
I am like force-feeding myself.
This is like audio vegetables.
Sure.
I mean honestly, and if I could say, these are just VeggieTales, man.
Like these, these are the guys.
This is VeggieTales grown-up.
This is, that's difficult on the ears.
You know, everything that they're saying is already so inflammatory of whoever they're speaking about.
Unless, of course, it's their rumble buddy that's being accused of rape.
Pretty much all of these people are under the same lens.
Whatever they're banning from YouTube is like, I don't know that they did they say the the actual like f-word Did they you know, I mean for sure one thing though.
I wasn't gonna do this episode either I was gonna cover the episode about the missing airplane because I was like, oh we'll talk a conspiracy That seems light that seems easy but on that episode they were talking about yelling about how Braun was using a trans man in commercials Braun like the razor company and Gerald made a comment that really fucked me up while I was out on a run and I pulled it and I don't want to get in the habit of playing, you know, just upsetting clips, but I do want to illustrate just how how yucky these folks are.
I mean, I'm not gonna make a habit of this, but content warning for transphobia, self-harm, suicide.
If you don't want to hear that you might want to skip 15 maybe?
Look, usually when a trainee has a razor, it's a straight edge on their wrist a couple of years post-op.
Statistically speaking.
Make sure you hit that button!
Hit the YouTube Dump button!
Gerald, that was early on!
Really fucking gross.
Really awful.
Okay, I didn't really miss anything there.
No, content-wise, no, you got like a really funny joke.
Gerald has a few hard hitters this episode.
I'll even go as far to say he takes a big bite of the time pie today.
He really, he's becoming the star of the show.
In fact, on that same episode, he was the star.
He sat behind the desk because they proceeded to do a quote Chinese fire drill.
Right after Gerald said that, where everyone, you know, switches chairs while stereotypical Chinese music and gongs play.
Well, Swapper, it's time for a Chinese fire drill.
Does that mean I get to... Yeah, you go to jail, let's just... Yeah, you know, different perspective.
It's all about perspective.
It's all about perspective.
And I get this perspective.
A prospectus?
Prospectus.
Prospectus.
Oh, oh boy.
Crossfector, which is the game that lesbians play with their new husband.
Wow, I feel taller.
I feel taller and more Christian.
They're like, this is gonna raise some eyebrows when we do this joke.
And then they always go for the same joke.
It's not even that, it's just racist.
I mean, it's old, this is something that I've heard in high school or whatever.
but it's just old casual racism and if that's like my household rule is like number one always go for the joke and number two be nice right sure but you got to go for the joke first I you know that but it comes from a place of love around but this isn't love this this is the furthest thing from that they're just like sleep And it feels dirty.
I mean, even just for me, like repeating it.
It sucks.
I don't like it.
I'm sorry I said that.
Well, I'll beep it when you said it.
Myself.
Will you play their shitty little music over it?
Of course.
You hit the button.
Yeah, I dumped it for you.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's not the first time they've done a Chinese fire drill, but it was enough for me to be like, yeah, I don't want to fucking really cover this episode.
I do want to lighten things up a bit, and to help me do that, sitting in third chair, the nervous ball of Clay Josh Firestein.
Good, good.
I'm doing good.
By the way, I'm not supporting the auto industry.
I'm going to travel by balloon only.
Really?
Yeah.
It's eco-friendly.
You get in a hot air balloon and just float on down.
That's really good.
Great little gag there.
This guy's a riot.
Perfect for their comedy show.
I'm sorry, I had to drink water.
I was laughing so hard that my throat got so, so dry, like a desert.
Obviously the show isn't going very well, so they tune into a minute of Biden talking to the National Assembly.
They're hunting for something to make fun of and you know when that doesn't happen all they can do is do like a duty joke when Biden says it's his duty.
Yeah, they hit it hard on that one.
And then Stephen goes on a rant saying that no other country in the world supports the vision of the Democratic Party.
The progressive left, I believe.
And there's no real evidence of that, of course, beyond vibes, which at this point I can respect because this show is pure vibes right now.
But it does lead to, of course, more anti-trans conspiracy.
And the first two things that he says, right?
It's like, no one wants our trans people.
No one wants our trans kids.
Oh, I guess it never does leave, does it?
No, no, no.
It's always there.
It's like, it's always the first thing that he has to go to.
It's like the flow chart of blame for the chowder, right?
And it goes, trans people, trans kids, union bailouts, forced vaccinations, forced lockdowns, silence of wrong think.
And then back to trans.
And then back to trans people.
It just repeats itself.
Well, he's pulling out a real classic here.
Yeah, it's an incredibly fair point to make, too.
We want the country that we grew up with, not the country that we have right now run by these guys.
It's the reverse Michael Obama, where, you know, he said that for the first time when my husband was elected, I felt proud of my country.
For the first time, I will say this as an American, I'm not ashamed to be American, but I am ashamed of what we are exporting to the world.
A part of me is embarrassed by it for the first time.
You can comment below or hit like if you're on YouTube.
And you feel that.
I don't think that makes you any less of a patriot.
I think it makes you a patriot to what this country is supposed to actually be.
First of all, the Michael Obama thing.
Trans issue.
Of course.
Trans people.
Obama's gay.
Michelle Obama's trans.
Flowchart.
First stop.
But also this whole, like, I'm shocked that he's saying that this is the first time that the belief of a party has been, like, against what he believes on the public stage internationally.
Well, we're no longer exporting freedom.
It sounds like if there was, like, freedom, and you could, like, sell that, America is a he, of course.
America, he's taking these jobs, and he's put them in all these other countries, and Joe Biden's not doing anything about that.
And so what's left is just these trans people.
Sure.
Like, every corner around America, you're looking, it's trans people.
Trans this, trans that.
And we're selling these to China?
We're selling these to Russia?
Well... I don't think so.
I mean, the weirdest thing is, today they might be thinking that, but any other day they'd be saying that China is turning America trans through TikTok.
Oh, right, right, right.
I don't know.
For Steven, it's like, I love America until I disagree with the majority.
So it's not like a true love of America.
It's a love of his beliefs.
He kind of loves, like, picking up the phone, calling someone like Victor Orban.
Sure.
Hey man, can you tell me why?
Can you tell me why these people shouldn't be here?
Do you guys want to buy our trans people?
Do you want to buy a couple of these guys?
Let's make a deal.
We have so many of them.
Yeah, we can make a deal.
You could have them.
No?
Well, freedom ain't free no more.
You know, when it isn't trans people though.
Click.
Click.
It is, um, drag queens.
They take a second to attack a Dallas church for embracing and supporting drag queens with a, you know, a blessing, I guess?
Yeah.
You know, did you think that this was weird this whole time when they were watching this?
Gerald's shirt, he's wearing, it said, Jesus is coming.
You know, I didn't pick up on that again.
I don't watch the show because I'm usually writing at the same time.
That's right.
That's right.
Well, so, and this is for, you know, maybe I was actually just asking the listeners.
Sure.
You guys, did you guys watch this horseshit?
Because I sure did.
We watch it so they don't have to.
Come on now.
That's right.
God, I'm really new at this and I'm sorry.
Gerald wearing a shirt that says Jesus is coming.
Uh-huh.
There's more to it, but that was the overall message.
Jesus is coming.
Yeah, I didn't want to... we don't need to hear that.
I didn't pull a clip of it, but I did.
I'm glad.
It's inaudible.
You can't hear anything.
No, you can't.
It's just an echo of a church shot on an Android telephone.
It's not... And this wasn't... These guys just would make anything new.
It wasn't Mug Club exclusive or undercover, but instead I want to listen to Reverend Neil Thomas at the Cathedral of Hope, you know, what he had to say to WFFA News in an interview.
But SB12 has quite sincere ramifications specifically aimed at drag community who are using this law potentially to discriminate against and to oppress a part of our community that has been a vital part since the movement of the LGBTQ plus community.
After the church service, local drag performers were invited onto the stage for a blessing.
So, you know, I'm not a religious person, but I can get behind what this church believes.
On their site it says, no matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, you're welcome here.
We are people of many races, ethnic backgrounds, ages, sexual orientations, and gender identities.
Together we are stronger than we would be apart.
Our mission is to proclaim Christ through faith, hope, love.
SB12 though, you're in Texas, so you probably do know a little bit about this.
The drag church?
No, no about SB12.
So basically it relates to whatever sexually oriented Performances restricting those performances to you know, what commercial spaces there's age limitations for drag Performances basically.
Yeah restricting certain sexually oriented performances on public property on the premise of a commercial enterprise or in the presence of a child or Yeah, but in that they're lumping in all drag performances as sexually oriented, which is wrong.
That's stupid.
Yeah, no, that's stupid.
And you know, we also just acquitted, uh, what's his, what's his name?
Kim Paxton.
You guys are on a roll.
We're, we're really doing a good job over here.
Two tiered, uh, justice system is again, Rule of Texas!
But moving on from that... So I guess a little misleading here, I did cut a clip surrounding this situation mostly to get some of Gerald's beliefs on the record.
Apparently he's not only for conversion therapy but Maybe he participated in it?
This was like blowing my mind.
You said radical inclusivity.
You know who was not radically inclusive?
Jesus.
Who is coming.
I am the way, the truth, and the life is a very exclusive statement.
It brings it down to one.
Right.
You can't be a church.
I even had to ask the question.
I talked to our team about this.
I was like, is this a Christian church?
Or is this just like one of those churches that says they're a church that doesn't really believe anything?
No!
No, it's actually a Christian church that's doing this.
And if you're trying to do outreach to the gay community, I understand that.
I actually worked with some churches in Dallas who did that back when I was doing ministry school to try to help outreach.
And some guys that had come out of being homosexual and actually were now straight and married and had wife and kids, and we're trying to do outreach to them.
It worked fine.
That's fine.
But that's not what this is.
This is basically saying everything's okay.
Doesn't matter what God's Word says, it matters how you feel, and being inclusive, and tearing down systems of this, and the religious right?
What in the hell are you talking about?
Ah, Gerald.
Yeah, fake Christian church.
My sweet summer child.
Oof, not Christian enough.
I am holding your head so sweetly.
Yeah.
Press onto my chest for warmth and comfort, Gerald.
Jesus isn't radically inclusive, huh?
Uh... That's... Here's the thing about Jesus...
I'm not a religious person either.
Right?
Darn it.
But my understanding of him was that he was a socialist who kicked it with sex workers regularly.
That's pretty fun.
Again, I don't really have the right to pull verses from the Bible because I've never read it.
I don't know the context but this seems pretty clear.
John 6 37 All whom the Father gives me will come to me and whoever comes to me I will never drive away.
So he's probably just saying that that is a fake Christian church because... Well because they're trying to build a community and that's not what a church is at all.
But it seems like if you're a real Christian you don't push people away just because you don't agree with their lifestyle, right?
Well, and they're saying this out loud, but Stephen in Gerald, he seems to think as well that these churches are just, um, they're not, they're not praise.
They're not praising like the, the right Jesus or, uh, what do they say is, uh, the, the Lutheran church.
Yeah.
Yeah, and so that's a fake church.
They praise fake Jesus.
So the real church is the one where they don't build community and they don't allow people in who are on any kind of spectrum of sexuality.
I don't know.
I do have a feeling though that Gerald may be itching to get back into that conversion therapy business.
Let us know guys we're thinking about going down to some of these churches that are pushing agendas like this and actually having some conversations Let me know if you guys want us to go and having some conversations the way he said that With his hands on his hips.
Yeah, just tapping his foot like Impatiently thinking maybe on his holster too.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, that seems malicious Delicious, to me.
Yeah, it does.
I mean, it just like, listen, like, Gerald used to do the conversion therapy and now, you know, I'm seeing all these dregs in Dallas where I used to be my conversion therapy stomping grounds.
Yeah.
And what, Gerald's got to come back, bust a couple of heads, push a couple dregs out into light, turn them into straights?
Listen, here's the thing about that.
Here's the thing about turning people straight, Gerald.
I'm gonna turn you straight into putting your head in the toilet and flushing that thing.
Get some of the shitty ideas out of your stupid ass head.
Yeah, and honestly if they want to go down there and hang out with 30 other bigot protesters, they can have fun.
That's fine.
Yeah, good for them.
Yeah, moving on.
Well, almost.
Stephen is such a controlling donk.
It's true.
All right, so Howard Stern, you guys are passing so many notes.
Wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah, what?
I thought you were going to allude to something that they were saying in this last segment here, and Crowder goes in on like, I don't even know, fake cowboys?
Did you hear any of this stuff?
Yes, yes, he's talking about people wearing Stetsons and New Balances.
Yeah, Le Fleur Jeans, I think he says.
I'm sure.
The whole thing is, you know, kind of alludes back to, I think, Crowder's on this little, you know, cowboy bus driving him a little nuts, you know?
You think that's what that was?
A little bit.
And the only reason why, this is a really particularly, like, repressed, horny episode.
It does feel that way, huh?
It really is.
That's a great theme.
I didn't even think about that.
But when we start talking Stern and Bobert, you know, yeah.
This is a horny episode.
It's really pressed.
And so, like, there's something that I wanted to, like, point out here before we jump into the Howard Stern stuff, is that, like, when he's harping on the drag queens, he's fixated, right?
That's the main thing, is that he's fixated on the drag people.
He always has this proclivity to come back around to that this is all just, like, perversion, right?
And, like, sexual depravity on display.
That was, like, the words he chose to use here.
But this is somebody who's, like, I think that he's, like, disgusted by, like, all forms of sex.
Like, I just don't think that he... Like, outwardly, anyway, right?
Like, inwardly, he's fascinated by it.
I think he's absolutely, like, enamored by sex, and I think that he wants to, like, break out of this, like, weird conservative shell that he's, like, painted himself into.
And the only reason I think this is because of how often he, like, gets into this shit, and how often he wants to just rub his whole face into it.
For how much that he's saying that these people are perverts, all of this is porno, and if you take a gay person's phone, it's just, you're gonna be hacked to porno death, basically.
Yeah.
Just this whole thing.
So then when we get into this Lauren Boebert stuff immediately with the Howard Stern information here, this is just a matter of moments here.
He's saying all of this, like, this is depraved, this is awful, drag queens are venom colored, I believe he says at one point.
Yeah.
Yes, he does say, why are the colors on the faces of drag queens the color that, in nature, alerts you to stay away?
Signifies his danger.
He even lost everyone in the room on that joke.
No one laughed.
Yeah, it was very strange that he accused drag queens of having large scary teeth.
Yeah, well, let's hear him kind of continue to lose the room, honestly.
Alright, so Howard Stern, you guys are passing so many notes.
There's one note!
This is five notes!
Yesterday you were all on your notepad!
I'm gonna write a note.
Do I need to know the note?
No.
Okay.
I'll write a note.
You'll write a note?
Yeah, I'll write a note.
We're left out of the note-taking.
I know.
It's just, it's too many notes.
The note light is on.
Dum-dums.
We're passing notes around.
Yeah, it's weird.
Will you... kiss?
Yes, no, or maybe?
Choose one.
Howard's turn.
He's just noticing everything today.
He is, you're hyperly aware.
Well, because yesterday you were in a bad mood, Gerald.
I don't know why.
And I was like, are you alright?
Are you okay?
And then afterwards you're like, I don't know why he was.
And I was like, well, why?
And you're like, I don't know, just tired.
These guys are fucking live right now.
I hope they know that, right?
Isn't this also the second time they've done this?
That's true.
If we did this twice, I think that it would be, like, more stiff, I guess.
So I understand.
Maybe.
I get it.
Like, we're a vibe right now.
We're just vibing.
We both just listened to this and now we're talking about it.
Yeah, and I mean... Like two friends at a movie, Friday night.
We're having fun.
Of course.
For real this time.
So we have the church now.
The church is catering to degenerates.
And now Howard Stern is virtue signaling to the left.
Howard Stern?
Yeah, about sexual purity, basically.
So, yeah, the guy who had strippers play the harmonica with their vagina.
Oh, the guy from the... yeah, wow.
Possible?
So now he decided to give his take on Representative Lauren Boebert's recent behavior.
And look, I'm not going to get into this with there's a boob grab and whatever.
I'll get into it.
He won't get into it, though.
Boebert was removed from a production of Beetlejuice in Denver after she was caught vaping in the theater multiple times, disturbing other guests by clapping and singing loudly.
Taking selfies in a dark theater.
With the flash on.
With the flash on.
But she was also jerking off her date through his pants and he was rubbing her.
Breaths?
He just straight up, whop!
Yeah!
Whop!
Honk, honk!
And then she denied all of this.
I mean, even made a statement saying it was not real.
And then a video comes out.
Well, I don't believe that's what happened.
The video is both of her antics as well as another video of her yelling at the staff and playing like the, do you know who I am card.
Yeah, cool.
Flipping them off and storming out.
I'm a 37 year old grandmother.
That's not the worst thing.
No, but she is the new Sarah Palin and that's kind of fun.
And she's a really cool politician.
She's so fun, and she's so good at it.
Yeah.
Giving a handjob as like a, you know, a divorced mom of four, your ex-husbands whipped his dick out at the bowling alley when you were 16 at you, and you married him, love at first sight kind of situation.
There was underage people around, that's right.
Yeah, I think she was also underage.
She might have been.
I think she was 16 or something.
Anyway, you marry the local fucking pedophile or whatever and then you get divorced from the local pedophile years later Yeah, and then now you're giving I believe this guy is a bar owner a bar grill owner Just like she ran shooters the Hooters parody the diarrhea sliders.
Ah, yes.
Did it make people very sick?
Yeah got very sick the blood the blood butts and then I'm sorry.
So then after that, she's giving a whack dry handy through the pants at the children's... I mean, okay, so Beetlejuice was rated PG.
This is a family occasion.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
There's children at this?
I'm pretty sure there's children inside the theater, right?
Because it's like Beetlejuice, it's for kids.
It's for kids.
It's for kids.
The strangest thing is Stephen throughout this, the rest of the segment he just talks about... He doesn't talk about degenerative sexual escapades or whatever.
No, in front of children.
It's totally fine.
He's not gonna comment on it and like why would we ask him to comment on it?
It is very much... Well, it's because you know of all the stuff he says about gay and trans people bringing sexuality in front of children, but then he says that this Lauren Boebert thing is like...
Not that big of a deal.
Do you think it maybe would have landed better if he talked about the Auto Union second and then Russell Brand third and then Boebert Howard Stern fourth?
I feel like he was maybe doing a sandwich situation to you know, but either way.
A Boebert sandwich and I'm sure she knows about those.
He kind of spends the rest of this segment talking about, you know, how all the bad things that Howard Stern did in his past.
Stuff like set up a celebrity boxing with that other Beetlejuice guy.
The whataboutism section?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is where I got confused a little bit because this is either just very lazy, I mean regardless it's very lazy, but it's just like maybe just bad information.
It says that during Beetlejuice's, this is just an aside on Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show circa 1999-2000, that he caused maybe irreparable brain damage on somebody in boxing and then later on he died he said?
Yeah he's implying that the celebrity boxing thing that Beetlejuice did was that caused his death?
Caused Beetlejuice's death?
Yeah, because like he's no longer Beetlejuice.
He's called Beetlepimp now.
That's right.
And he's like 54 years old.
He's still very much alive.
Lester Green.
Yeah, he's not dead.
He's not dead, right?
He's not dead.
He's like living his best life.
He like recently was on the XM show and it said that he's a millionaire now.
Is he really?
From like doing cameos or something?
I mean, I hope so.
He's been around since 99.
That's when he made his debut on the Stern Show, I think.
I mean, he's just sort of been there for a long time.
Anyway, he's not dead.
No, he's fully alive.
I don't know if the other guy's dead either.
You know who I was gonna look up?
This is an aside.
Did Stuttering Eric die or something?
Oh, one of them did die.
Was it the Whack Pack?
Is that what they called them?
Yeah, one of the Whack Pack guys.
Let me look.
While you do that, what exactly did Howard say?
But the fact that Howard Stern now, who is the definition of shock jock, has decided
that he is morally superior to Lauren Boebert tells you the strange state of our times.
Lauren Boebert is a disgrace to this country, not because of the video.
You are 100% right.
Forget the politics.
She's in a titty dress.
If you saw the video, she's in a titty dress.
She's with some dude.
Looks like she's, you know, obviously vaping, but also looks like she might be getting his penis during Beetlejuice.
I've seen porn stars wear more, and this dude that she's with is playing with her titties during it.
Huh, so yeah, just one makes it fine.
I don't know.
The whole thing is it's confusing because it seems like Steven hasn't seen the Howard Stern Show or like listened to Howard in like over a decade.
Obviously, it seems like he hasn't stopped, you know, talking about titties and stuff like that on the radio, but I do think that he's kind of changed the way he... I think Howard's always been, you know, a liberal Jew himself.
Me, similar.
I'm just less of a, you know, radio host shock job.
Less of a liberated liberal, I guess.
Yeah, I, you know, he's, he's like a little old school.
He's, I don't know if he's like fully on board with like the, you know, the radical left agenda or anything like that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But he seems to be on the right side.
He seems chill, I guess.
Yeah.
Like, I don't really know.
Howard Stern's always been like on creep mode.
Like that sort of like, there was a time in the nineties, I guess, where like, this was extremely popular and, and, and before that as well.
And with the, I guess, addition of, Adding cameras into the radio which I like also dude.
I watched so much of that on E Yeah, you know we were like 13 when that came of course and a lot has changed since then Oh yeah yeah I mean like that show I don't think you could put that show on anything anymore right?
Wait you think you don't think I can watch people ride Sibians on the E Entertainment Network anymore?
I would be I honestly like maybe on TalkSoup they're showing little clips of the Sibian riding contest.
Joel McHale's riding a Sibian.
Jesus.
Alright, we got more.
If you were a consistent virtue signaling like a Pearl Clutcher where everything was offensive, okay.
Like Tipper Gore, fine. At least you're consistently unfun.
But for Howard Stern, now he's gone after people who are unvaccinated, he's gone after Joe Rogan,
now he's going after Representative Lord.
Like, I can't believe this behavior is reprehensible.
Now look, I understand. This is how the guy bec- It's fine, he's a shock check, that's his thing.
Fine, just be consistent about it.
And my issue is the comedians and the entertainer now are going, I can't believe, I can't believe that someone copped a feel in a dark theater.
You can say it's different because I'm an entertainer and this person is a representative, that's a valid, but that's not what you just, he just said, I just can't, I can't believe that behavior.
Well, of course you can, because you've done far worse in a brightly lit Brightly lit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Give me one second here.
So we're talking about like consent.
Ultimately, this is a conversation about consent.
Yeah.
So he's saying, uh, Howard Stern, uh, the radio show where you have these, uh, you know, these women on that are, they're tooting a fricking harmonica through their vagina.
Yeah.
Right.
They did do that.
They're agreeing to be here, and they're enthusiastic to be here.
And the audience is also consenting to participate, listening.
Yeah, they're hanging out, they're listening, they're watching it.
We're 13, we're watching this on E. Well, maybe that's the problem, though.
Don't give him too much ammunition.
Okay, well, but, you know, it's a free country.
This is back when America used to manufacture freedom, you see.
It's true.
And so we were free to watch this.
Anyway, willing and enthusiastic is disgusting.
That's not what we want.
And then doing a consensual sex act in front of a non-consenting viewer, that's very cool.
That's ultimately what he's getting down to here.
Yeah, he's saying it's fine.
I mean, it was dark though.
It was dark.
So like, you know, I watched the, did you watch the video of this happening?
I have.
Yeah.
And the, the lady behind them being like, knock it the fuck off basically.
Yeah.
So yeah, but it's dark in there.
Right.
So, and so she, I'm sure somebody who's telling them to like, you know, put your cell phone away is also somebody who's definitely wanting to watch her give a whack ass dry hand job through this man's pants, literally three feet in front of them.
Jared, these things are bound to happen, right?
Yeah, I mean... But look, if somebody's got night vision, zooming in on her with a security camera, fine.
There's gonna be some times where these things happen.
I'm not saying it's okay, but certainly Howard Stern can't stand and go, Oh!
Oh!
Can't believe that happened.
Right.
He turned into a pussy.
Yes, a huge pussy, dude.
Huge pussy.
Owie.
Yeah, it's remarkable.
Such a pussy, right?
Yeah, Howard's a pussy because he's, uh, I don't know, telling Lauren Boebert, yeah, quit doing lewd sex acts in public.
Yeah.
So in response to the backlash, uh, to his comments, Howard said on his next broadcast, I kind of take that as a compliment that I'm woke.
I'll tell you how I feel about it.
To me, the opposite of woke is being asleep and If woke means I can't get behind Trump, which is what I think it means, or that I support people who want to be transgender or I'm for the vaccine, dude, call me woke as you fucking want.
I am woke, motherfucker, and I love it.
I want to be awake.
I want to read legitimate news sources.
Here's how woke I am.
I believe the election was not rigged.
I am woke.
I think that's a compliment.
But all of that said, you know what fucking sucks, Jaren?
What's that?
Being a better person.
You know, growing.
Dang it!
You know, listening to people and changing your bad behaviors over time.
As, uh, Desus Nice used to say, we're all riding our own horses, man.
You can absolutely never ever learn and grow as a person or entertainer.
The problem is with these people making their bones and then pulling the ladder up behind them.
You see it with Amy Schumer.
You see it with these other comedians out there who decide that, you know what, I'm not going to say those things anymore.
Lisa Lampanelli was another one.
I don't want to be the queen of mean.
I only want to be an uplifting LGBTQ plus comedian.
Well, guess what?
There are still other people out there.
Too late.
Who share the sense of humor of half of the country.
You know, the people who made you famous, that's the issue.
Yeah.
Again with the half the country thing.
It's just very, it's not half the country.
It's not half the country.
Please.
I don't know what you have pulled here, but just sort of his like wrap up on the Howard Stern stuff.
I got nothing else.
That's my last clip.
You know, he used to like Howard Stern.
He used to think that it was kind of funny and he'd watch it sometimes.
But I think also funny that he has to throw in, and I think maybe just because our boy Pops Crowder might be listening in, Steven has to, I'm sure, reassure that he wasn't looking at the sex stuff, okay?
And no, he doesn't know why there's a $1,200 charge on your credit card.
Or why the deluximian was delivered this afternoon.
Stop asking, it's hacky!
Jesus and honestly, you're making payments on that thing.
It's not cheap.
It's not cheap, but I I didn't charge it I don't know where that came from ask my brother ask my mom Maybe you were drinking you drink a lot dad dad.
It reminds me of When I told my mom, I was an anxious kid and I didn't want my mom to think I was, you know, doing anything wrong either, but I told her I watched Beavis and Butthead for the music videos and I would turn... Oh no.
I would mute it during any time they were talking because I just wanted to listen to the tunes.
And she's like, Byron, I don't care what you do, you can watch Beavis and Butthead, you're a good kid.
MTV was channel 31, and Nickelodeon was channel 30.
Ooh, quick switch.
Just a little, like, click, click, we're there.
It's Doug.
You're watching Doug?
Were you just watching Spring Break 98?
Cisco Shakedown, Say What Karaoke?
The Grind.
The Grind.
Singled Out, Live.
Yes, of course.
Come on.
I just think that this is so silly.
Like I really think that there's been a trajectory in Howard Stern's career that like if you were paying any attention at all, you would know that this isn't a surprise that he feels this way.
It's hacky!
He's the host of, or I guess one of the panel judges on America's Got Talent.
You know, the show that makes you cry when they push the golden buzzer.
He's not the same guy who is making girls fart with their vaginas.
Not making, providing a platform.
They're doing it enthusiastically and willingly and that's what Steven doesn't like about it.
I guess, well.
This this story is kind of transcended a little bit I'm sorry, but I just want to make like an over-under on this.
What's what's third house name?
What the fuck is that guy's name?
Jimmy Donk Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jim Donk Do you think so he drops like a funny joke in here and he actually like I kind of chuckled at it because it's like something stupid that I might say And he's talking about Howard Stern coming up with segments for his show and he calls one putt-putt in the butt-butt.
Yeah, he did.
Which is maybe the funniest thing that was said this entire episode.
Was it walked over though, or did it get a laugh?
No, no, no.
Crowder looked at him and he was like, okay, I see you.
That was a good one.
Nice.
It's Josh Fierstein.
Okay, sure.
Fire putt-putt in the butt-butt was a good joke.
Great.
Yeah, I just want to know, do you think he's coming back?
He won the show today.
You think Josh is... I mean, Josh, he... Is he fired?
No.
I think he's one of the only quote-unquote comedians that comes on the show.
Right.
And I truly don't think that Steven likes Brian Callen.
I don't think he does either.
The episode that I was listening to that I like that ruined my entire night, they were just not getting along.
They seemed to like step on each other's jokes.
And honestly, I think that, you know, like they go through the run through.
I think Steven uses Brian's jokes that he hears in the run through as like a weapon against him when he says it the second time.
There's honest surprise to the reaction from Steven sometimes to the things Brian says.
I think that there's some like really bad feelings between those two at this point.
I think that maybe less than six months until Brian's gone.
And he's just like a moderate again?
Oh, probably.
He'll be on the fence.
He dug in pretty hard I guess on this last couple of weeks.
He has been saying some stuff he did a my I think he said my Pronouns are pear-shaped on an episode this week, and you don't come back from that You can't I don't even I don't even think I get it actually Oh, he was talking.
It's really just a terrible clip.
They found another TikTok.
Of course, you know, they take TikTok too seriously.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the voice of the left, of course.
It was a clip of a woman who came out as a lesbian to her husband.
And he said, that is the bravest thing that I've ever seen in my life.
And they were separating and selling the house.
It seemed like kind of like a nice supportive moment, which I imagine was very difficult for both people.
And then Steven said something like, you should react a hundred percent opposite as this man.
And in my head, I'm like, what does that even look like?
What, you force your partner who is a lesbian to stay with you?
Like, what do you want?
I mean, like we know that our boy is like a real, you know, he's hard up on no fault divorce.
He's really not into that shit.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Like, you should imprison and abuse people.
You shouldn't let them leave.
You should not take their opinion into the matter.
You're the man in the situation.
Sure.
So you have to maintain the status quo.
And you gotta show if you've got kids with these people.
You gotta show your kids that daddy can get a little violent sometimes, and you know, maybe there's a cigar, maybe it's getting blown in your face a little bit.
Maybe you're touching a little dog ass, you know?
These things are happening around the house, but that's what daddies do to provide.
Basically, Brian was commenting on the man's physical appearance, saying that his pronouns were pear-shaped.
That was one of the worst episodes I've heard in a very long time.
It's the first time that Brian Callen said something homophobic or whatever that didn't feel absolutely clunky coming out of his mouth?
It felt a little too smooth, I suppose, but like last episode when he was talking about that transgender sorority member, like it's just, it's been really kind of a shocking experience to have him, you know, kind of take the governor off.
Yeah, I think even to him too, as he is clearly uncomfortable with a lot of those words.
And like I said, a week can change a lot of things.
Sure.
Yeah, he's hitting the hard T in that slur lately, so I don't know.
Yeah, but huge development in the Russell Brand sexual assaults allegation situation.
We talked about this yesterday, but now there's been a development.
Russell Brand, of course, there have been women who've come forward with these allegations
of sexual assault.
And again, maybe there's truth, there's some truth to it, maybe there isn't.
We don't know, but we're supposed to live in a society where you're innocent until proven guilty.
And these are also decades-old allegations.
He has not been convicted of a crime.
He certainly hasn't been sentenced.
So because something happened a decade ago and no one has been charged yet, that means things are fine and good.
Yeah, I don't know if you or Steven looked into the news earlier this week, but there was this little thing going on with this member of Scientology.
This guy, he was an actor and he was a master of his own destiny, wasn't he Byron?
He sure was.
And then he went out raping and then he got big caught.
The Scientology tried to protect that, it seems, for like over a decade.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean like that went on for a really long time.
These things classically move slow, especially when there's a high-profile individual in there.
Yeah, I completely agree.
Are you saying weird because you call them high-profile?
Yeah, yeah, it's just weird, I guess, right?
Like, I've never heard of that happening.
Yeah.
So, yeah, just to get everyone on the same page, Russell Brand, comedian, actor, and, you know, more of a counterculture, anti-government, anti-vax conspiracy theorist these days.
Also on Rumble, where Steven is.
He has been accused of rape, sexual assault, and emotional abuse of four women, including one who was 16 at the time, which I do want to add is the age of consent in the UK, and that that is gross.
It's too young.
It's a weird thing to bring up when people do that, right?
Like they're... When they try to make the justification of these things.
It's like, well... I think that's more of like a legal thing.
Yeah.
But the things that he did to that person, he called them the child.
Did a bunch of really foul things during their sexual encounters, which I don't even think we need to get into.
Yeah, but these allegations they span a seven-year period from 2006 to 2013 when brands popularity was at its peak and you know as corny as it is I was a big fan of Forgetting Sarah Marshall Oh, yeah, it was a good film and I got you got me through like a rough breakup at the time Which is I forgot that he was in that one.
Yeah, it was kind of like his big breakthrough.
I mean, he's still playing like a Weird sexual douchebag.
Yeah.
Do you have any like general Russell Brand thoughts?
Yeah, I mean, you know, kinda.
Like, he's always been in the background.
I know some of my friends near and far.
I know a few of them that have, like, like, Stuck it out with him over the last like few years.
Oh no.
Yeah more or less like paid attention to what you know he was talking about or like what he was doing.
Like during COVID when he started like broadcasting from his den.
Yeah and so like So that's what I thought he was doing mostly was just like anti-vax adjacent material like the woo-woo spiritual wellness kind of thing but then also that's usually a bridge pretty close to the anti-vax world and I assume that's kind of his lane that he was trying to
Hang out in which I can't imagine is at all entertaining to watch or like informative because of Himself, but well, I gotta say the co-host of my other podcast was a big Russell Brand fan She was like a listener of his podcast when he had it on luminary.
I think she even subscribed to luminary Yeah, but then, like I said, as COVID got deeper, you know, he fell further down that anti-vax path and that leads to other things because, you know, they start getting pushback and they start, like, feeling like they're being censored, which leads to that anti-government thought and then, you know, the conspiracies just keep coming out of that.
Well, if I can maybe add some context to that, through having seen, you know, just like side-eyeing some Russell Brand stuff over the last few years, he's always made me relatively uncomfortable.
He has like a Ricky Gervais quality about him.
That's like, he's not cool.
He's kind of just himself, you know?
Yeah.
And what that is, is mostly obnoxious, I think.
He's fake smart.
He's a thesaurus.
Yeah, yeah, like he carries around a copy of The Vinegar Tasters in his back pocket or something.
Sure.
And it's like, just this weird pretension that like, I mean like, you know, we're not supposed to look at people and judge the book by its cover, but like, Trying not to do that, but then coupled with his style of comedy, it just has this very post-MySpace, Hunter Moore scene core, just absolutely vile, dirty sort of individual.
Also, he was winning guy who fucks the most in whatever magazine in the UK, right?
He had this really weird air and people really like gave a lot of I guess like headway to his celebrity and that it was like this weird like he's a cool sexual deviant.
There was a period of time of like sexual liberation where it was like it was a response to the stiffness of the conservative party, you know?
Yeah.
And I think that he hid in that for a very long time that made it very hard for these people who did eventually come forward to come forward.
Right.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I had read something talking about, you know, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Talking about that Vice was actually going to run an expose on him about this Like a decade ago like back in like 20, you know, 2015 or something like that I want to say and I'm foggy on the year so don't hold my feet to that but like Sorry, I hold my feet to the fire to that rather just to make it Don't hold my feet to that please because it's hot.
That's why Vice was running this information about him, but he sued Vice to get them to stop and not put that doc out or whatever.
But that's sort of when he started positioning himself to be this anti-mainstream media, anti-mainstream science kind of guy, right?
Yeah.
He started taking that route around like when that happened, uh, when he, when he sued Vice.
So I, I think that there's like a lot of, um, you know, waiting for the other shoe to drop as it were with, with this whole thing.
So him, him setting himself up to become a rumble boy, for instance, if YouTube's going to demonetize him and like, and he always knew that that was a possibility, it seems right.
Because like, why, why would you have multiple platforms unless you were, And I mean like in this way like his his focus is YouTube, but he's gonna get the monetize So he's got to go to rumble.
He's anticipating demonetization and I guess yeah, I guess is what I'm trying to say And so it's like I don't know.
I mean like this all kind of seems like He was aware of it a little bit.
I mean, you don't rape 12 people We're at four allegedly right now and then a penis showing but I don't know what the actual true count is This is just in the expose that was released This is just my Google remembering.
Oh, it says 12.
I thought it did.
Yeah, I'm not looking at anything right now.
So the accusations came to light as a result of an investigation conducted jointly by the Sunday Times, The Times, and Channel 4, who released a documentary about all this.
Russell has denied the allegations, claiming that all his relationships were consensual, and claiming that it was all a big tech conspiracy to silence him.
One of the women alleges that she was raped by Brand in his Los Angeles home and sought treatment at a rape crisis center on the same day.
Even more allegations have been coming out.
I have a feeling even more will.
But I was just reading an article by Vice talking about It's an interview with a lawyer explaining why his supporters may be wrong to be so skeptical of investigations like this and it reminded me that the UK has like crazy liable laws.
So everything that they're saying has to be backed up.
It has to be founded like solidly.
So and we'll talk a little bit more about that.
I do want to say though some really awful repercussions have already started for Russell.
And he had his tour unfortunately cancelled.
And now YouTube has decided to demonetize Russell Brand.
And this is why I say that appeasing crocodiles is futile.
They've demonetized Russell Brand for something that has nothing to do with his YouTube channel.
Demonetized.
Like you said a minute ago, I just wanted to get that out of the way.
This is just horrifying news.
I can't believe he can't make money talking about anti-vax, anti-government stuff after these rape allegations?
And why would that be?
I don't know.
They get into it a little bit after a 10-minute riff making fun of a Scottish news reporter.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, yeah.
I was real, like, I forgot why they were doing it.
Jesus Christ.
Because it went on for so fucking long.
It was just like, this already isn't, it's only funny when I do a Scottish accent!
Stop it, Jared.
I'll cut it, I swear.
Okay, thank you.
Please do.
I don't want anyone to hear that.
After that, they get into the YouTube statement.
If a creator's off-platform behavior harms our users, employees, or ecosystem, we take action.
So, here's the thing.
How does this, how do allegations against Russell Brand from decades ago that have yet to be proven... Now, some people might try and rewind this.
Let's say in some universe where Russell Brand is actually guilty and there's actually hard evidence.
That could very well still be a possibility.
It doesn't change the fact that right now, at this moment in time, At 9 41 central on what's the date September 19th on September 19th 2023 there have been no criminal convictions sentencing nothing no evidence has actually been presented as far as we know at this moment in time and that merely an article a smear campaign is reason enough
To demonetize Russell Brand on YouTube.
Oh no, not again.
Dang it.
So let's talk a little bit about off-platform behavior.
You were looking for examples of that, is that right?
Yeah, I was just trying to peruse around to see if YouTube had done this before.
If there was another Russell Brand example.
Like, you do something shitty on the outside world, like maybe you didn't necessarily record yourself doing something and putting it out there.
But that maybe, you know, Russell Brand situation, you allegedly allegedly allegedly raped somebody or 12 people or several people.
And then YouTube comes and says, well, we actually don't want to work with you any longer.
We're going to demonetize.
You could still upload, but you can't make money here.
I was looking for that and I couldn't really come across anything that was too much the same.
It seems though that YouTube, this policy, does seem to be relatively new, but only longer than a few years old at least.
It seemed that when PewDiePie got in trouble for doing Nazi shit on their platform.
Well, that's a complicated story.
It seems though that that's when maybe these rules popped up.
I was looking around and that seemed to be like the first instance because he was signed to the Google Creators Program or whatever.
It was something that, uh, like they were specifically like pushing him and like a couple of other like content creators that were like sure.
And this, and this other echelon of being paid, like they're, they're more employees.
And I guess that led to, uh, PewDiePie's downfall because like, as he was signed to them, that's, I think when the, uh, he did the Nazi salute and then ultimately some sort of Holocaust denialism video with some people.
So basically he used Fiverr to have someone write a sign that said something pro-Nazi and the bit was that you could pay people to do almost anything.
The people who wrote the sign didn't know what they were writing and to my knowledge it doesn't seem like that was him endorsing a belief more than making a stupid point.
That yeah, just to say though that that's kind of like the only situation that I could see to that pointed to This rule being created, but then I had some other questions about that as well.
I mean like we saw Logan Paul show a dead body on his stream that was on stream though like he It wasn't actually it was a video.
It wasn't so then now there we go.
There's the example right there he yeah, he almost lost his account, but he was most certainly demonetized and The other one I was wondering about was Varg Vilkernes.
I don't know if I'm saying his last name right, but he was running from Mayhem and Burzum.
Mayhem, but and burzum right and so but he was doing I think he was doing
YouTube from prison he was cuz the and then prison in Sweden first of all, I think you get 25 years maximum for
murder He's out now.
He did like 18, 17 or 18 years or so or something of the max sentencing.
But they have couches and TVs and stuff like that.
It looks like a small apartment.
Yeah, and apparently you could have a YouTube channel.
Yeah.
His was consequently deleted when they were going through all of the white supremacy and Nazi video channels.
Sure.
Back in like 2019 or something like that.
So I don't know if he was demonetized, but that was like the other example that I could think about the top of my head.
It was like he was probably not making money off of YouTube would be my guess.
Yeah, but like most of the time it's, with YouTube it was based on content that was uploaded.
Patreon, on the other hand, about 2018, they decided to pull all kinds of folks off the platform.
Gavin McInnes, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Sargon of Akkad.
His real name's Carl Benjamin.
Yeah, he's a bad bummer of a guy.
But they all got their accounts deleted because of offline behavior, which, I mean, you know, that's Patreon's right to do that, I suppose, right?
Sure.
I don't know.
Back to the story of Russell Brand.
Them saying zero evidence is just them trying to convince their audience that, you know, this was just for lying women coming forward to ruin Russell's life.
Kind of also implying that he's dangerous to legacy media, that he could have been influenced by outside people.
You know, over the course of the investigation, there was a team of journalists that contacted hundreds of people.
Friends and family of alleged victims, comedians, executives in the TV industry, and people who worked alongside and for Brand.
Three of the alleged victims have spent hours being interviewed by the journalists, both in person and over the phone, which I'm sure was just a fucking awful nightmare thing to go through.
They've also provided substantial information to corroborate their allegations.
Evidence like, I mentioned earlier, the therapy notes from the rape treatment center that one of the victims went to immediately after.
There's text messages, details of phone records, photographs, and there's a letter that a victim says that she sent to Brand about the impact of the alleged rape on her life.
You know, It seems like there's evidence here.
And like I said, those libel laws in the UK are no joke.
Like, they wouldn't have put this out, they wouldn't have ran with this story if there wasn't evidence.
And, you know, Russell, he knew that this story was coming.
I don't know if you saw the video from last... was it last Friday?
I can't remember when it came out.
He tried to get ahead of it saying that this story was coming.
He didn't say what it was gonna be, but he did say that it was gonna be an attempt of the mainstream media to, you know, silence new media, of course.
Are you ready for the news that I'm not gonna tell you what it is?
Yeah.
Well, I guess this worked for Gerald.
So I guess Russell released his video on Friday.
So he basically led the story.
Yes.
Right?
So Friday to yesterday?
Yeah.
Really?
YouTube, you've had enough time to do your due diligence on that?
Even if you were saying that you looked into these matters and thought it was severe enough, which is complete crap anyway, no convictions is not maybe innocent.
It is 100% absolutely innocent until proven guilty. 100%!
You can't start treating somebody as guilty the minute an accusation- Well not only that, but the problem is now, YouTube, this is the court of public opinion, it's not just the court of public opinion where people are just raking you over the coals, right, running your name through the mud.
You now actually have financial repercussions with no proof whatsoever.
Okay, well...
No proof.
And just because there's an accusation doesn't mean you treat anyone any different.
If someone's murdered and you think you know who the murderer is and it's being investigated, you gotta treat that guy like a normal person.
Like normal guy.
Like, listen.
There's a lot of clues leading us to your apartment.
This is unfair.
I don't know why you're treating me like this.
You're right.
And I'm going to reconsider the way that I am treating you as a common criminal that has broken the law and possibly raped several women.
Uh-huh.
Good day to you, sir.
The justice will be served swiftly and justly.
And I'm kissing and I'm then I'm kissing you on the mouth.
Stephen, of course, quickly makes this about himself, you know, talks about how he caused the Vox Adpocalypse.
Do you know what that was?
Did he follow that when it happened?
I vaguely remember it, but I remember, you know, him patting himself on the back about it during the episode.
Basically over, you know, weeks he called journalist Carlos Maza from Vox a lispy sprite, Mr. Gay Vox, Mr. Lispy Queer from Vox, an angry little queer, gay Mexican, gay Latino from Vox, and a lot more.
Yeah, and in response to this, YouTube tightened the leash on what kind of videos got ads and money and this fucked up everything for a lot of people.
It made it more difficult for people to make money on YouTube because there's weird bigots saying awful stuff on the internet and people don't want to, you know, pay YouTube for ads that are running on shows like that.
I don't think that's unreasonable.
But he's shit in the pool, for sure.
My million dollar project and you're putting ads on the Crowder Show and he's calling someone a lispy queer or whatever.
Yeah, come on, man.
I don't want that.
No.
It's a bad look.
It's just a bad look.
And like, if I don't want that, that should be fine.
If I do want that because I'm the Epic Times or something like that.
Sure.
That's cool.
That's cool.
You can ask me about it.
They can do Epic Times ads for sure.
Yeah, Epic Times is epically cool.
With homophobia, it's fine.
He goes on to say that, you know, because of what's happening to Russell, that's the reason you need to support him on Mug Club, of course.
He talks about how, you know, That shirt that we were talking about earlier the the socialism is for figs shirt, which yeah, this is So he was trying he was selling that through his YouTube like merch direct thing Like, you know YouTube sometimes has like a merch link before below the videos Yeah, they just said you can't sell that you can't sell that weird homophobic shirt.
What did it say again?
It says socialism is for figs.
Oh So, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
I found it.
I just wanted to see what it looked like.
Oh, you can still get it at his live shows.
When I went to the live show last year in Spokane.
You got one?
You got me one at XL?
I did.
I got you one.
Yeah.
No, I didn't.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't give him money.
And so it's, so it's Che Guevara and he's doing like the Salt Bae?
Kinda.
Yeah.
Right?
Like he's got a limp wrist, I think is what they're trying to say.
Oh, that's what's going on there.
Hmm.
It's, um, Here's my critique.
Yeah.
Conservatives have a hard time with art.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, they've always had a hard time with art.
Well, but then they hit the goldmine with memes, remember?
Yeah, but they still look like shit.
They're deep-fried and most generally they're like last season's memes that the left made.
So they're just repurposing the left memes.
The only ones that they have that are like their own are the scenario ones where it's like, The liberals biting his lip or something like that and he's all like, you know, MS painted or whatever.
Yeah.
That's their guy.
And maybe like the Chad, you know, like they've got those guys.
Well, one of these days, maybe for a bonus thing on the Shrug Club, we'll review the merch store because it is extensive.
I can't even imagine.
It'd be a lot of fun.
I really like looking at conservative art.
If someone can prove me wrong, send some our way.
I would love to see some.
Convince me otherwise.
Some Thomas Kinkade or something.
So it sounds like at least one person had an alright consensual sexual encounter with Russ and she's upset that... Katy Perry.
Well, I don't know how theirs went.
She did imply that That their marriage wasn't great.
But this person, she's upset that she wasn't in a documentary about his sexual assaults.
I mean, what gives?
We haven't been able to corroborate this, but we are able to verify it through what's happened here at Mug Club behind the scenes.
So one woman says that she was contacted specifically to discharge on brand, but that her story was not used.
I was contacted in June by a journalist regarding a video I made about a certain celebrity and a weekend that we shared together.
The video is kind of viral.
It's on my page somewhere if you want to go see it.
And that certain somebody was, as most of you will be aware, Mr. Brand.
They weren't going to use my story because it didn't fit the narrative for their documentary.
Because he wasn't an arsehole to me.
I mean it kind of makes sense, right?
Yeah, I mean like Russell Brand was again voted Shag King 2013 or something like that.
Whatever they... Yeah, baby.
You know what I'm talking about?
I do.
Sorry for that Austin Powers.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
I was trying to think of like a goldfinger... How about no?
God damn it!
Two in a row.
Yes, dude.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course.
With the laser beam, with the freaking lasers.
Very cool.
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
I just had to get one out.
Uh, we're not surprised in any kind of way that this guy who won Captain Shagmore 2012.
Number one fucker.
Indeed.
That's good.
I like that one the most.
That he had consensual sex.
Of course.
Yeah.
He's a, yeah, I don't doubt it.
I'm sure that he did, but you, um, you know, maybe don't get it a couple of times is what this sounds like.
Should we have a documentary about every sexual partner that Russ and Fran had?
Should it be a new series?
A new series, yeah, like a limited run, right?
The fuck are we talking about?
We can get eight episodes about just women who are like, yeah, it was fine.
I'm more, uh, I'm into it.
Uh, maybe they're saying he was a little drunk and he couldn't perform.
Maybe there's a lot, you know, who knows?
Maybe there's a gamut of stories about this.
But the ones we're focusing on here are the ones with no consent.
Of course, though, Stephen can't help but, you know, continuing to make this all about himself.
People here, employees have been offered money from these gossip rags to try and dish dirt on this company.
Absolutely.
And they don't care if it's true.
They don't care if it's true.
if there's any context to it, they don't care if it's true, if it's a lie, I just need you
to say something that I can use out of context against these guys.
Meaning some of them, the same publications as Russell Brand, people directly either in
this office or my circle of friends, they've had someone step forward and say, here's a
check, can you give us anything personal that is negative on Steven Crowder, on Gerald,
That has happened.
I can tell you that happens all the time.
It's a shakedown.
Yeah, but I don't think that those are the kinds of publications that are actually the ones that are, you know, publishing the real stories about Steven Crowder.
Well, I don't know.
Who do you think is offering anyone money?
They could offer me money.
Sure.
I got some info.
I heard Gerald, I got some news on Gerald.
Heard he was waiting for Jesus to be coming.
That is on the shirt and you get cash for that.
It got all over his shirt and he's still wearing it.
That's a weird thing to do.
I'm sure this isn't gonna be the last time we hear about Russell Brand on the show, but for now, that's where we leave it, and we jump to the UAW strike.
Folks, I'm feeling way too dumb to get into this, Jared.
Do you think, um, you know, Steven wants Brand on?
Because he's like, hey man, we're both allegedly bad with females.
I mean, they've talked before.
I think when Steven announced that he would be joining Rumble, he did it on Russell's show, since Russell already had the show on Rumble.
Oh, is that right?
So they're already hanging.
They're buddies.
I wouldn't be surprised if Russell was on the show in the next few weeks, but I think he's kind of laying low.
He didn't say anything until, you know, just before the show.
I hope that they kick Callan's bitch ass off and they get Brandon there.
He could talk, like, horny shit at Steven all day.
He could answer all of Steven's horny little questions that he can't ask Pops because they're just too horny, frankly.
Oh, what's that?
Jared, I'm sorry to cut you off.
I think someone's on the line.
Come here.
Do we have him here on the line?
Can you pop in there so I can see him?
So, last week, this journalist I don't even know if we're, I guess we're not allowed to say the word, but that's why we'll do most of this interview on Mug Club.
But Owen Schroyer, MadMaxWorld.tv.
Well, we can say that.
Sentenced to 60 days in jail for his alleged role on January 6th.
By the way, hit the like button right now if you're on YouTube, if you just, if you understand that this is a political witch hunt.
Now, I just want to be clear, by the way.
They've been pretty damn clear.
The judge said, I don't think you were trying to distract the crowd or move the crowd away from the Capitol.
That's his crime.
That's not really, Stephen.
That's not true.
So, I do want to explain a little bit about Owen Schroeder.
I didn't write this in my notes because I kind of assumed that you knew who he was, which is a mistake that I've made, you know, in a couple shows.
I always assume that people know all these dipshits.
I know.
So I knew the name.
I know his face.
I looked him up at the beginning of the show.
And so, yeah, he's like a big Amish beard guy.
Sure.
He goes by the Cock Destroyer.
I don't know if you're aware of that.
Cock Destroyer?
Cock Destroyer.
Yeah, he is basically Alex Jones's number two guy.
He hosts a show called The War Room.
And he's cucking Alex Jones.
On InfoWars.
No, he is basically mini Alex Jones.
His entire persona is trying to be- Less handsome.
Sure, yeah, I wouldn't say that into the Cock Destroyer's face, but... A journalist, I suppose, but mostly he's a provocateur, you know, the same way everyone at InfoWars is.
Like you, like I. Sometimes Alex lets him drive the tank that they had, but recently sold because they don't have any money, but...
Yeah, this whole Owen got 60 days because he was, whatever, leading the insurrection, that's kind of what they're implying.
The only reason that Owen is getting any time at all is because he was trespassing on restricted Capitol grounds in violation of a prior court stay-away order for disruptive conduct at the Capitol.
So this is from the Washington Post, and the boys at Knowledge Fight have covered this extensively, so I would point you in their direction.
But on January 6th, he was under supervision for a pending 2020 misdemeanor case in DC Superior Court, which resulted from a disruption of a December 2019 House impeachment hearing.
We will hear 30-minute opening arguments from counsels for the majority and the minority of this...
Order in the room.
Order in the room.
Order in the room. Order in the committee room.
We voted for Donald Trump and they're simply removing him because they don't like him.
Americans are sick of your impeachment, you ass. They're sick of the Democrat treason.
We know we committed the crime, but it wasn't Trump. Trump is innocent.
He was live streaming himself heckling and accusing Democratic lawmakers of treason.
and I'll see you in the next one.
He ended up signing a deferred prosecution agreement, which in that case, you know, it would have been dropped.
Everything would have been dropped if he would have performed 32 hours of community service and if he didn't engage in disorderly conduct on restricted capital grounds for a certain period of time.
You know he he went to January 6th in that window hadn't lapsed So he shouldn't have been there and he had performed zero hours of community service But he continues to lie about the reason that he's getting this 60-day sentence, you know Let's let Steven ask the questions and see what comes out.
So what can I ask you this?
What are they saying you did wrong?
You know, Stephen, it's a very unique case.
In fact, there might not be any other case like it, because when we get the transcription fully released and published, and when people read the sentencing memo, which is public right now, I did a whole hour-long press conference on it with my lawyer, the government is trying to have their cake and eat it too.
And I think it's worth mentioning, before I even go into what they are saying I did, There's a lot of political pressure in D.C., and I think when you're dealing with U.S.
attorneys and the federal government, whether it's this case or any case, they always want a 100% conviction rate.
And they always get it.
This is part of the corrupt plea deal process, which we can get into my case with that in a second.
But here's virtually what the government argued.
Is that I didn't have to go into the building, I didn't have to commit any violent crimes, I didn't have to talk to a police officer or touch a police officer, but because of what I said before and after January 6th, those are what they argued in front of the judge is proof of my crime and my intent from that day.
Now here's why it's unique for multiple reasons, Steven.
Nope, he doesn't really say anything worth hearing.
And backing up a little bit, the lawyer in which he did a press conference with, his lawyer is Norm Pattis, who is the same lawyer that represented Alex Jones that, you know, got him that 1.4 billion dollar judgment.
So, Pattis is on a fire right now.
He's getting that cuckoo bucks.
Buco Dolores, my good muchacho.
Seems like he's losing a lot.
But you know, the comments made about his conduct during and after January 6th were relevant in the sentencing, not in determining if he broke the law or not.
You know, that's a fact.
He was there.
He trespassed.
The context of why he was there, what he did when he was there, and how he talked about it afterwards should be looked at when you're determining the sentence.
Yeah, it's like, you know, building a case, I think they call it.
Yes, but the problem is he's using this to give the illusion that him just being there, that's the reason that he's being made an example of and it's just not true.
Of course, I mean like it's this is a classic.
This is 101 shit, you know.
Sure, he wants to be the biggest victim, a martyr, and that's it.
Just like Alex Jones saying that they didn't let him talk at the trial, which again, was a deferred judgment.
He had already been found guilty, so anything he said, like, he's like, I was already guilty when I got there, which is true.
He was, so.
Yeah.
I don't know who they think they're fooling.
I mean, their audience is definitely, like, unwavering, unquestioning.
I guess.
You can kind of just say whatever.
You're coming correct with the, uh, they want to silence me.
And it's like, well, you didn't really, you're not here to talk, you know?
What a dumb fucking show, Jared.
It's just, yeah, yeah, no, I'm trying to think of like anything to say about it.
It's just like, there's nothing to say about it.
It's like the dumbest version of the thing that you could do all the time.
And that's who we're talking about here.
I mean all this shit makes sense and if you like talk through it, which is what we're doing, it's like why are we, like why does this need to be said?
And I guess it needs to be said because there's enough people that listen to this other bullshit, the shit that these guys are saying, Crowder, and they don't care.
They're not gonna listen to our show, probably, most likely, right?
Well actually, I mean we've been receiving some fairly negative star ratings, but someone did actually write a review of our show, which is pretty nice.
A one-star review?
Well he was, yeah, but that's okay.
I'll take it.
No, no, yeah, yeah, I want to read it.
This is from TheNVS, which I did look up that account to see, you know, what else they're up to.
It does look like their account was suspended on Twitter or X.
Laughable at best, which I think is kind of nice because we are at our core a comedy show.
Kind of funny, yeah we're having fun.
What a crap podcast.
Good name to get some clicks, but terrible overall content.
So I'm glad he listened at least.
Hopefully- At least checked it out.
Like I can hope that you know of people who are Steven Crowder fans who would stumble upon our show that you know maybe one in like 20 would listen and maybe of that like maybe one in 20 would like Question, you know the content that they're taking in maybe who knows.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean call it like it is we're we're blue hair-pilled and Sure libs, you know what I mean?
We're untrustworthy libs.
Like we just we only speak to lie We eat hot chip.
I'm gonna leave though.
We don't die, you know, that's true.
We're not we're not like that that weak teenagers Come on, man.
I'm sorry.
I know this is the wrong show.
Yeah, I'm sorry Yeah, that's really about all I can handle for this week.
And if you disagree with us, feel free to convince us otherwise.
This show sucks.
Steven's horny, and the only outlet he gets is watching TikToks of people he's jealous of, I suppose.
Did anything come from the Date Steven Crowder stuff?
Not that I've seen yet.
He hasn't, okay.
But maybe that's behind the panel.
I remember he was talking about, they were actually just, they were writing for Pops Crowder, that they were horny for Pops Crowder.
You know, leave us a rating or review on iTunes.
We would really appreciate that.
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But until next time, for Jared, for Dennis even, the spirit of Dennis, I'm Byron.
Take care.
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