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May 28, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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Delirium on the Sidewalk: One Man’s Journey Into the Heart of New York Madness
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This is Mrs. L here and I. Let's say hello.
Hello, everybody.
There we are doing our thing.
Let us see if anybody is here.
Because for the first time we did it, nothing took.
I've got to get one person, at least one person, to give me a 5x5.
That's it.
If not, I'm going to stop completely.
Because I did a beautiful perambulation the first couple of blocks and nothing happened.
there's something that was weird something odd with that so let me know if anyone is I've still got one.
One.
There we go.
Three.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking with gas.
That's a little noisy right now.
A little noisy.
There we go.
Five by five.
There we go.
In any event, this was it.
There we go.
As we perambulate.
Good, good, good.
Anyway, hope everybody's fine.
We wanted to say, I wanted to say today that Mrs. Elder and I were involved in and engaged in the most incredible discussion about AI.
And I realize and I recognize that I'm kind of wasting my time with a lot of, not you, mind you, but Google, what did Google drop?
90% in terms of searches.
Google's dead.
Google's dead.
The iPhone is going to be dead.
Entertainment is going to be dead.
What this is going to do blows my mind.
And I do not believe in it.
What do you think the problem is?
People just can't get their heads around.
They don't know what it is.
Listen, it's been brushed upon everybody.
People really don't understand.
They say, why?
They don't understand the concept of what it means.
The concept.
I don't use, we don't use Google anymore.
If I want to look up anything, I talk to my ChatGPT.
I talk to Grok, and there are others as well.
There was a time when people were told, if you can't get a job or whatever, learn to code.
Remember that?
There was this flippant statement.
Learn to code.
Well, guess what?
This ChatGPT codes better than anything anybody has seen.
Oh, by the by.
Hang on a second.
This.
Do you know what this is?
Do you know what this building is?
Look it up, my friends.
Check it out.
This is, there's not a window in the place.
It is believed to be an NSA hub.
A hub.
All right, honey.
A hub that is ready to, that can withstand a nuclear attack.
It goes deep into the ground.
Nobody knows what this thing is.
There's no signs.
I think there's an AT&T sign, but we're not really sure.
Very, very odd.
These are the professional can collectors.
You know, if they put as much energy into that, that's a lot of work.
I keep bumping into it.
They put a lot of work into that.
This is my favorite place.
I love this name.
Check this out.
United We Stand Delhi.
This was right after what?
9-11 or COVID?
No, 9-11.
Flags everywhere.
They made it very, very clear.
Anyway, back to AI.
It's going to change everything.
Now here's my question.
Do you think it could ever change or make obsolete the notion of talk radio or chat programs?
Right now, as we speak, there is a move in which bots are becoming better than anything you can imagine in terms of customer assistance.
Bots are, through the Don't forget the story I told you about Pace University and the graduation.
Oh, listen to this.
Pace University.
Pace University had a graduation.
And when you walked up to get your diploma, you would click on, look at this hookah joint here.
See this?
They smoke hookahs.
Whatever the hell it is.
Isn't that wild?
Crowded.
Crowded at night.
But, oh, there's a weed smell.
There's the weed everywhere we go.
Anyway, Pace University, you walk up, you get your diploma.
And you click onto a QR code.
Wow.
That's a subject for don't be like this.
Anyway, you go up to your phone, you click it, and they will pronounce or announce your name.
You had to walk up.
Hand your phone.
Hand your phone.
Right.
They had a QR reader.
They would read your QR code and pronounce your name.
It was an A-I that pronounced it.
Right, an A-I pronouncing it.
Does that make sense?
So you have your name on the QR code, walk up, they read it, and will announce your name accordingly.
Unbelievable.
It looked ridiculous.
It looked stupid.
It looked stupid.
Because you didn't have a human.
Yes.
I will wait here.
I will stand and stare.
I thought that was the most ridiculous thing in the world.
You know, this stretch right now, one morning I was coming back from the gym and the swimmer I saw for the first time was closed?
Can you imagine?
Now you're up until 6 o 'clock.
Can't believe it.
Bastards.
Bastards.
Where are we going now?
Back home?
It says open.
I don't understand this.
Well, I think the actual bins are I understand five's a little early to be close.
In New York City?
Come on.
Anyway, we're going back home?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And any of that.
So the question is, do you ever think there will be a day when a bot replaces human speech, human interaction, where you will have not Lionel Nation, but some bot that talks to you?
Now you may say no, but there's a lot of people who are growing up, young folks who Maybe because they become non-communicative.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I find that fascinating.
Back by the hookah joint.
How anybody, honest to God, can smoke hookah stuff.
I have no idea.
Wanna walk down here and go cut through the NYCHA?
Yeah, we'll go straight down.
You know what?
Let's go all the way down.
We'll go down to the other street.
Go by the park and we'll walk around a little bit.
Gotta get out.
Gotta walk a little bit.
Yes, gotta get out.
Gotta get ready for tonight's foray.
Getting up about, you know, midnight, quarter to twelve.
It's kind of interesting.
Tomorrow I'm dreading, as you know.
Jury duty.
I don't know how the hell I'm going to get out of jury duty.
I'm gonna do the best I can.
I'm gonna look the most, I think if I just look delirious, which won't be too difficult to do, maybe they'll say, no, no, not this guy.
Senior care, emergency medical.
New York has more.
Did you ever see the Amtrak police?
The postal police?
There's a police for everybody.
Alright, let's go.
Come on, here we go.
Alrighty.
Watch this, make sure this Oh, absolutely.
They still have that eerie sight where this bicyclist was killed.
You see this right here?
They have these in You see this?
It says here, "Cyclists killed here.
Rest in peace.
Ghostbikes.org." Isn't that something?
Isn't that eerie?
Imagine if they stole it.
I mean, they just steal anything that's wrong.
Look, he's only...
They take up one lane for this stupid bike, another lane for parking, another one for parking, leaving just not even two lanes.
This is called a globalist encroachment.
This started with Mayor Bloomberg a lot of years ago.
Oh, it's horrible.
This is the short bus, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a sign that it's over.
The short bus and bicycle helmets.
Remember, bicycle helmets were a sign of some type of behavioral problem.
That's a tough, that's a tough, that's a tough gig.
In any event, this is encroachment.
This is globalist encroachment.
They're trying everything in their power to get cars out of cities.
We have the congestion pricing case, which, look at the, oh, this is vote.
No, no, no, not a COVID thing.
They still have...
What am I trying to say?
They still have...
I lost my train of thought completely.
What am I doing?
God, weed everywhere.
And let me tell you something.
This isn't weed.
This is that same one.
There's no biodiversity.
There was a time in this country when, from what I read, Now it's this one awful, rancid, funky, blech smell.
That's the back end of CBS over there.
All that's going to be sold.
That's gone.
CBS is done.
Sherry Redstone's getting rid of everything.
Everybody's apologizing.
She wants to wrap that baby up.
And close it down.
And it's about time.
Now we're cooking.
Everybody fine today?
It's already privately up for sale.
Yep.
Yep.
That's an entire block.
That was everything.
That was Walter Cronkite.
Across the street from that was 60 Minutes.
I think it still is, whatever's left of that.
That was a great piece of real estate.
That was very, very...
Absolutely.
Let's go by the park and we'll give the kids a No.
no slide for you Look at this free meal.
Hudson Guild.
They used to have a senior center.
They have free meals for seniors.
You know, I don't have any...
I don't want a free meal.
But the point is, I live in this weird frame of reference where I forget chronologically.
According to all definitions, You ever find yourself thinking?
I guess we're old, but I don't feel old.
Oh, look at this.
Look at the horses.
Look.
You see that?
I love the smell of horse shit.
You know that?
Horse shit and let's wave.
Let's wave.
Look at me, waving like a damn fool.
How are ya?
There we go.
There you go.
A little bit of a wave.
He shook his head.
That was a nod.
That was a bit of a nod.
Straight ahead to Hudson River.
Uptown.
The Upper West Side.
Let's go down to the park.
You may ask yourself, how do I get here?
I love the smell of a bar.
New York does not stink at all.
That's one of these people who don't live here.
I love the smell of tack and leather and hay.
I love that.
I love that.
I have no idea why.
Listen, if you want to talk about New York, I'll give you some good stuff to say about it that's terrible.
No, no.
Let's go this way, down the...
No, it doesn't.
It's the greatest city in the world.
It's unbelievable.
So much going on here.
A lot of improvement lately.
And this past weekend, Memorial Day, oh my God, with the ships.
Where are the ships, by the way?
The Navy.
Where did they dock?
Right over here.
Really?
I think only four of them came this time.
This weekend we had the Marines, the Navy, we had all of these folks spending time during Thank you.
Fleet Week.
Families were out.
It was packed.
Every single night, bars, restaurants, people are Only walk in the direction of your face.
If you walk in the direction of anything but your face, You should be ticketed.
If you want to walk and look straight, let's go in here.
Yeah, let's go into the park.
Sir Lina, we had 7,600 ships at the end of World War II.
Isn't it something?
It's pretty roses.
Oh, look at these little...
They're a little garden.
This is a community garden where people can volunteer.
And they have their little...
Someone says cities scare them.
I can understand that.
Yes, look at these.
I've never played a soccer game in my life.
Never.
Nope, never played soccer.
Played football, played baseball.
No, not that.
Nope, never did.
Let's look over here for just a second.
It's very nice.
Very quiet.
It's going to rain tomorrow.
Yes.
It's a beauteous day.
In the hood.
Someone said, I forget who said, that cities terrify them.
I can understand that certain things, especially if crowds.
You know what's funny?
Crowds, I don't like crowds, but the city doesn't bother me.
But a crowded restaurant?
Hate it.
Hate it.
Because we're on the move.
Hi, for one, I'm glad to see crowds in the city.
Oh, yes.
I'm glad to see people out doing things.
I'm glad to see kids out playing sports.
Sometimes there are areas where two city blocks have more people in two city blocks than in some cities altogether.
What is this?
Compost or manure?
I hope so.
Did they mulch it?
I don't know.
It's very shady.
This is a dog.
He's got a dog.
I understand.
But there's a dog on the other side of the park.
I don't know that.
We're going to get to the bottom of this.
We're going to get to the bottom of this.
Mrs. L, always vigilant.
What's he doing?
What's he up to?
Go to the dog park.
Where are the ships?
Are the ships where the comfort used to be?
You have to cross the street and go down if you want to walk a little bit.
I'm not that crazy about it.
You can do it.
I think they start pulling out today.
They may have pulled out already.
It was great to see these young men.
I still say, though, the Marines, I would never.
Today, I don't want my son or daughter dying for Goldman Sachs or BlackRock or some globalist cabal.
Uh-oh.
Police activity.
There we go.
Police activity.
See that?
There we go.
Yeah.
No, but you know what it is?
Our police commissioner Tish is putting more on patrol to keep the police.
That's why we're seeing.
Tish the dish.
Look, there's another one.
Show of force.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Keeping everybody in line here.
We have a great commissioner.
I'm very serious.
Will you walk down here?
Yeah.
These are those stairs that take 10 years.
You see this right here?
These steps, right, took like 10 years.
Trump would have had it done in five minutes.
And a million dollars for the neighborhood improvement project.
Varya says there's 844 people in his or her, I don't know, town.
844.
and Varya's town, wherever Varya lives.
That's the top of the ship, I believe, a record rock over there.
Isn't that the Intrepid?
No?
Ooh, you smell that?
It's cut grass.
Ooh, I like that.
Ooh, I like that.
Do you know what we did today?
We made something that was so out of this world.
Went to Stu Leonard's and bought pizza dough.
Just plain old pizza dough.
No...
And we thought it out, and I kind of spread it out, and it looked like the biggest, fluffiest pita.
It was a pita pizza.
So we made the sauce.
Had mushrooms and marinara and various things.
Delicious.
I put some kalamata onion, I mean olives in it.
Delicious.
Spread it out and dipped.
The pita, or the bread, into the Eastern European.
Chariots for hire.
Look how close he parks it up.
That is close, man.
Get some rim rash.
Here we go.
More pita.
Look at the roses in the middle of the highway.
See that?
Roses?
Up the street, next to the Inchepid was where the Normandy capsized.
the famous Normandy.
Here come the horses back to their Back to the Hustler Club.
Your favorite.
That place has to go.
It's a blight.
That place really has to go.
So low rent.
Yes, so many flowers.
I'm telling you.
And up and down the...
Over there?
Yeah, you want to?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yeah, we might as well.
We'll park.
We'll cross.
We'll go see if the ship will take you to see a ship.
What do you say?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Everybody having fun?
Give me a 5x5.
Are you having fun?
Speak up so they don't complain people about their volume.
No, no, no.
I need the cosmetic appeal of flowers.
Yes.
There's a tree that grows on the West Side Highway.
Yes, here we go.
Seriously, watch out.
I know, honey, I know.
I know that.
Very insistent.
Very insistent.
Show a force.
There's more.
What they will do is sometimes NYPD will say, all right, everybody, we're going to FDR Drive, and you will see hundreds, literally hundreds of police cars.
Full siren regalia.
All going to one place.
I want to get into the walking lane here.
Yes.
Walking lane.
Hang on.
This is where you get killed.
Let this guy go.
Oh yeah, this guy.
Oh yeah, death.
It's a death trap.
It's a suicide.
That's a shitty bike.
We've got to go single file.
Yeah, single file.
Single file.
There we go.
Linda says, I love cities.
I do too.
What did they pull down?
Well, in here?
Yeah.
Look at this old birth.
You see this?
Can you see this?
See this old...
One of my friends say this is...
I think they use...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember the comfort, the ship that President Trump...
And everybody was here waving and nothing happened.
They took no COVID patients, nothing.
It was a waste of time.
It was a complete and total show of force.
It was absolutely ridiculous.
I will never fall for that again.
Ever again.
Ever.
period.
I know.
I'm doing the best I can.
If you notice, the streets are surprisingly, they're clean, the rubbish is gone, the garbage is gone, like we had with Who was it?
De Blasio?
Oh, forget it.
That one.
We had the greatest sanitation commissioner whose name escapes me.
This guy was a genius when it came to the elimination of garbage.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Ladies, what is with yoga pants?
Now, listen.
It's a free country.
You can wear whatever you want.
Not everybody's reed thin.
I understand that.
But when you are steatopygian, when you are steatopygian and you have an enormous, you know, why explain the yoga pants to me?
I don't get it.
Again, it's a free country.
You can do whatever you want, but wouldn't you...
Again, free country.
Do what you want.
Why do you think that is?
What's with these yoga pants?
Yeah, I don't know.
Remember?
Check out this.
This is a...
I don't want to mess with her, you know?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Then there was a time when people would walk around with their guts hanging out.
There's a good word, a panis or a paniculus, or the adjective would be tenter-bellied, these spare tires pouring over bare midriff.
And I was wondering why?
Again, free country, what is the purpose of this?
Why are we celebrating adiposity?
He asks, You know, if you live in glass houses, that's where Bobby Kennedy and Shmuley Botia.
Yep, yep, yep.
Remember her from The New Yorker?
The one who was stalking?
Yep, yep.
Boy, there were some really rough-looking mutanedas over there.
Man!
They looked like they were road hard and put up wet.
That's all I'm gonna say.
There's a crew.
Where?
Where?
In front or behind?
Some people run.
They look frightened.
Did you notice that?
There's a real running style.
No, honey, that was the intrepid.
See?
That was the Intrepid.
What we saw.
Yeah.
I think they're all gone.
No.
No.
was rather de minimis.
Isn't that the isn't that over there the What is that?
The famous British Airways.
What was that airplane?
The one that's supersonic?
Yeah.
What was it called?
Quick, somebody, what do you call the name of that?
My brain is fried.
The name of that plane, supersonic, very sleek.
The Concorde.
The Concorde.
There you go.
I got you first there, Stanley.
I got it first.
I'm having a hard time sometimes remembering the most, Did you see that?
Rock and roll hoochie-coo.
What did that happen?
Today?
Yesterday?
He used to call me on my Saturday radio show in Florida years ago.
Dickie Betts lived there.
You know who was a friend of mine who used to come by all the time?
Robbie Steinhardt.
Now, if I tell you that name, you may not know, but he's the flute player in Kansas.
The guy with the hair.
He was known as the guy with the hair.
He was a regular.
Sad to say.
I like when they say his heart failed.
Well, yeah.
Car wash since 1947.
This car wash since 1947.
Is this where they had the donuts?
Yeah, they closed the donuts and coffee.
They used to give you donuts and coffee in a car wash.
Somebody's coming out of there.
Maybe, what's going on over there?
Maybe they're reopening it.
You know what you always think?
Trafficking.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
There's all paper in the window for the Donuts& Club.
It was a hot spot for Donuts& Club.
It sure was.
Check out the sub.
I went there with my friend Big Bob from the Bronx, who's about six, I think he's growing in his He's at least six-five.
Six-five.
Huge.
He was on a submarine.
And he would explain how he lived.
And I thought, I don't know how he did this.
Look at this.
Complete week, May 23rd to the 26th.
Yeah.
This is a tradition.
It was sad during COVID.
This was a tradition.
Remember Sex and the City?
Sex and the City, all those tramps would...
Don't talk like that.
We're all having a good time.
Let's go.
You want to go over here?
Let's go over here.
Yeah.
They're taking the banners down.
Look at that.
See them?
Another.
Check this baby out.
Nice little walkway.
What is this guy showing?
Oh, he's selling a...
It's one of those...
Do you see these?
Do you see this woman here?
What do you call those with the little hats?
Central American?
I don't know.
Aztecs from I have no interest.
Ecuador, a lot of people from Ecuador, Guatemala.
Ecuadorian?
Bolivian with their funky hats?
He's selling some gum and he's selling bubbles for kids.
I don't know.
You know bubbles are making a resurgence for kids?
Get out of here.
I'm telling you.
No, I mean it.
Get out of here.
There it is.
The intrepid, ladies and gentlemen.
That's it.
It never just tips over.
I know ballast, I understand this draft, but it's just something that just you would think I love this time of day, don't you?
Would you like us to go in a circle?
Look to Bear Mountain and West Point.
I don't know if I have enough battery life for this.
It's pretty sailing up to Hudson.
Yeah, it is.
You can go up to West Point.
And there is a curve right around West Point where Benedict Arnold Drew a chain, apparently a submerged chain, and then pulled it up.
What?
You want to get the intrepid from here, maybe.
Oh yes, okay.
This is Al giving me, what's the side version of this?
The Hudson straight across?
Jersey.
Right there, Jersey.
Weehawken, Englewood, I don't know.
Look at all these people out.
In any event, Benjamin Franklin submerged a chain, and where these British ships had to make a hard left or right, depending upon the direction.
They would pull it up and they would basically stop them dead in their tracks.
Benedict Arnold was a great, great, he would have been a great patriot had he not gone the wrong way, you know what I mean?
Loud people.
Loud people.
I think sometimes there is a They're teens.
Look at this.
Tattoos.
Things in their nose.
I know.
They're having a little...
Listen, you gotta...
You gotta...
What do you think?
How many people think there's like a couple of livers in there from somebody working the garment district?
This is Pier 84. Yeah, let's go this way.
Look at the flowers.
Look at this baby.
It is much larger than one would think.
Oh, they got the sprinklers on.
A little cool for kids to run through.
This garden is pretty, too.
This is good.
Yes, yes.
Remember, we were here.
We talked to them here.
Look at this little garden.
This is the community.
Look at this one here.
We have a lot of these little neighborhood community gardens.
People work in them.
See that?
You're assigned your own I like that trailer.
People come and take care of it in the neighborhood.
This looks good.
And they even have, up on the West Side Highway up there, they have these, you can smell the compost and the...
Right, that's a big one.
Get ready for a dog park.
Oh, look at him.
This one dog looks...
Poor thing.
See, that breaks my heart.
Look at that, a Sharpay or a...
We have a friend in the family.
They lost a cat.
So sad.
I did a whole dissertation this morning on the air.
Oh, I heard that.
How it is not love, but it is as close to it, at least what the animals show us.
They give us unconditional love.
Unconditional something.
Little bathtubs for them.
Aw.
Shaped like bombs, look.
Where is that?
Right here, yellow.
It's shaped like a bone.
Oh, the pool.
Look at that.
They're shaped like bones.
Who does that say?
You know it's a great thing.
I need a good job.
I need a good job.
Everybody, isn't that nice?
Let's walk over here.
More people give attention to animals.
I know.
Most people, you're right.
Why are they running the fountains for kids and just clothes?
I know.
See the circle line's right there.
We could just jump on and go up.
The circle line.
Not sure about it.
What's expecting?
I know that.
This is a nice, like, area.
You can have your one.
Isn't that nice?
Yes, yes, yes.
You can walk all the way out.
You can walk out into the water over here.
Yeah, sure.
What the hell?
We're going to take our friends.
Are you having fun?
This is for my sister, the shut-in.
She enjoys this.
She doesn't get out.
Court order.
Sometimes her aide will come by.
Wipe her brow down with a wet cloth.
And in the middle of it, she'll stare at us and watch.
Take that, Tim Pool.
Oh, do you see where people are turning on Jordan Peterson, that lunatic?
I've been telling you for the longest time.
And I also want to tell you something right now.
You may not like this.
Pete Hegseth.
Okay, red, white, and blue.
I got it, Pete.
I got it.
What are you, a child?
Sorry.
Patriotism is not jewelry.
Or as people say, jewelry.
Now look at this right here.
Look at these little contraptions for kids to play.
I don't know what you would do with this.
And this is like a little guillotine.
What is the purpose of that?
Yes.
I thought they were ship related or something.
I was going to Pete says I was devastated when I lost my rat terrier.
Can't go through.
I can't read that.
Pets are important.
Now look at this little dog, how cute this is.
Look at this.
Look at this one.
This is the cutest.
Look at this.
Good luck.
Ha ha!
Oh.
Look at that.
That is the cutest dog.
Look at these little socks on, little shoes.
Throw the ball for us.
Throw the ball.
Here we go.
Look at him go.
Isn't that beautiful?
That's what I like.
Look at that.
Something in that makeup.
The little one says no, no, no thanks.
I'm just cute.
Kayaking, honey.
I love the shoes.
He's got little wingtips on.
Yes.
Oh my goodness.
There's a boat house over here.
Yes, indeed.
You can walk all the way out.
Look at this.
Somebody walking with a mask on.
What the heck?
You have no idea the rage.
I think this is our friend.
Swim over to Jersey.
You have to come out to this pier.
You should be a joke writer for Tim Pool.
Now, there we are.
Look.
Can you see these two kayakers up here?
When you go out here, you've got to commit yourself to it.
You can't turn around and say, "Oh, no, no." He's kind of drifting into the antrepid.
Yeah, he's kind of.
We have got to do this.
Can you see that?
That's not the rope.
I know.
Here's some kayaks.
See, here the kayaks are here.
I think this is another one.
Yeah, this is a different one.
I think they're trying to get home.
I think they're, like, lost.
Can you see them?
They give them a flare.
Yeah, it's hovering.
Look at these folks.
Are you okay?
Do you need help?
Let's wave at him, honey.
Let's wave at him.
Let's wave.
I'm waving at people.
There we go.
Excellent.
See, they're waving.
See, honey, this will be due.
Those of us who are denizens of the sea, we always, we wave.
Yeah, I'm a denizen of the sea.
We wave to people.
Oh, yes.
Isn't this nice?
Nobody bothering anybody?
Oh, I know.
So beautiful.
Pulling up a piece.
Yep.
Yep.
Where is that?
Where is that?
Weehawken?
No.
Englewood?
That would be North Bergen.
North Bergen?
Mm-hmm.
Edgewater in North Oregon goes into Hoboken, Wheelock in Hoboken.
And look how it's not very far from...
We can swim over.
I mean, I can get over there.
I don't know if you could.
You think you could swim over there?
No.
Really?
No.
I'd have to take you.
No.
No way.
I could do it.
Halfway.
No.
But it's the undercurrent.
You're floating on your back.
No, no, no.
It's the undercurrent.
It's not about swimming prowess.
Do you think a normal person who is not conditioned, not a professional swimmer, could swim across this?
If everything's exploding, yes.
To vote yes, push one.
To vote two, no, hit two.
I say no.
No way.
Look at this.
This is the west side.
All new buildings.
Well that's Hudson Yards.
Look.
Over there.
Did you see those buildings?
Yeah.
Oh look!
There he is!
He's following us!
Hi babe!
Isn't that cute?
Look!
Oh I love that dog.
I love it!
Whoa!
Ooh, I hope it doesn't go into the water.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Don't jump in the water!
Oh no!
Nothing I could do!
Aww!
He's looking at him like, "What the hell did he do?" The dog said, "What's going on here?" This is my trick and I lost it!
I gotta wear these damn shoes!
All I ask is to open the water.
Maybe it's floating.
Oh.
Oh, That crushes me.
I won't be able to sleep.
Look at these youngsters here talking.
I think it's very good.
They're not on a phone.
There's not a phone.
There's not a phone in the group.
Or the organs?
They were probably a part of some Chinese cabal.
Is that it?
Check out the building with the funny flaps.
Can you see?
That's kind of like a scalloped design.
Can you see it there?
The new one?
You see where the outside panels are, like, open or scattered or scalloped?
I don't know what the word is.
Very odd.
I love the old Art Deco-looking buildings here and here.
Yes, yes.
With the beautiful ceilings and those brass doors.
And tomorrow, I'll think of the courthouse.
Oh, God.
We'll be fine.
At least I've got an attorney's pass I can get in.
Oh, you can skip the line?
Yeah, skip the line, yeah.
Of course.
I forgot about that.
I know it.
Are we having fun, my friends?
Yes, we are.
We're up to 186 people.
126 likes.
I need more likes.
Why don't we have 186?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Well, later on, more people will be watching.
I don't know how this works.
I need the likes.
The likes are critical.
Think of this as Tim Pool.
Tim Pool was on with Bill Maher.
I don't even know what to say about that.
I don't know.
Bill Maher is such a soulless, vacuous, vapid, void.
He's a sellout.
He has no original ideas.
He thinks he is monumentally cool and smart.
And Tim Pool figures, I'll just speak quickly.
Like Destiny, this fellow named Destiny.
They just speak fast.
And somehow that translates into pellucid thoughts.
I say nay.
Then there's Victor Davis Hanson, who can't pronounce Letitia James.
He called her Letitia or something.
He always called her Letitia James.
And he's wearing the fedora.
Why don't they correct him now?
He looks like, by the way, I'm going to give you an assignment.
Everybody listening?
No, I think Victor Davis, at least, anybody who talks about it.
He can pronounce the Peloponnesian Wars, no problem.
But Latina, but look up the name Rondo Hatton.
R-O-N-D-O.
H-A-T-T-O-N.
And tell me he doesn't look exactly like Victor Davis.
What's tomorrow night?
I won't be there for that.
Isn't that nice?
Look at that.
This is in the summertime.
Kids run into this and play.
Anyway, everybody look it up.
Rondo Hatton.
Victor Davis Hanson.
Now, Rondo Hatton had acromegaly.
So does Tony Robbins.
So does certain wrestlers.
I don't think Andre had Andre the Giant.
Anyway, it's a very interesting new look.
And I'll just leave it at that.
You know who's back in the world now?
Deepak Chopra spewing more shite than you can imagine.
Because he has the Indian accent.
All of you can remember that the perception of all of the time in a consciousness, in a resurrected angiogenesis of consciousness, causes a reunification, a reconnection.
Oh, please.
Stop it.
Here we go, Mr. Philosophy.
Life sucks, then you die.
Oh, look at these.
That was much fun.
Oh, look at this.
These look like petunias, almost.
This is Ellen Nelser flowers.
I don't know.
I don't think they are.
I don't know flowers, and I don't know color vocabulary.
I'll have to look it up when I'm snot.
Oh, I love the color.
Like she'll say, hand me that towel.
What color?
Periwinkle.
What?
Purple?
Taupe.
Brown?
There's a little paint story near us.
And one day I was bored.
Well, I was in there.
Mrs. Dell was doing her thing.
I was bored.
And I was looking at all of the different ways to say the color white.
Off-white, dark white, eggshell.
What are some other words for white?
I can't believe.
Custard.
Canva uses, like, block.
Did you ever notice that?
They put B, L, A, P, N. Yeah.
Pier 84, ladies and gentlemen.
Also 1984, dystopian Orwellian signals.
You do the math.
Coincidence?
I don't think so.
Blue Man Group is still around?
Really?
Yeah, that must be an old...
It was very interesting.
Is Tony and Tina's wedding still around?
I don't think so.
I mean, there was a production in Vegas.
That was a big deal.
That was a very big deal, but not so much.
Now, this might be one of the most involved mobile units.
What do you want to call this?
home on wheels.
This is a veritable Bungee cords.
Yes.
It is kind of sad.
It makes you wonder what his name is.
Get ready.
We're going to get a snoop full of this one.
But, you know, I will say this.
They don't bother anybody.
They're mellow.
They're not hurting.
Smells like Jamaica's on fire.
But they don't hurt anybody.
See the helicopters?
Can you hear them?
Remember when Chuck Schumer said he was going to get rid of all the helicopters up there?
You know what?
Why don't we cross here?
You want to cross here?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, we'll cross.
Let's take the kids.
Let's take the kids.
This is like a mini...
See how she does?
You treat me like I'm retarded!
I'm not retarded!
Stop saying that!
I got feelings!
Stop it!
Stop it!
It's not funny.
Well, it is, but I'm supposed to say it's not funny.
All right, ready?
This sign says, "Ditch the mold." I don't know what this is.
This!
Across the West Side Highway, ladies and germs.
They've got the suicide guardrails.
Isn't this kind of interesting?
What do you think?
Look at the focus.
Yes, you're supposed to say certain things are not funny.
Remember this one?
You know what Helen Keller's dog's name is?
It's terrible.
It's not funny.
How does she burn her face?
Answering the iron.
Burn her fingers.
Reading the waffle aim.
Here we go.
Interesting how the camera is trying to focus.
Why was her cane yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
We can go on.
You know, rearranging the furniture.
Anyway, Abasashi was punished.
Oh, everything got to Florida already, but I mailed for this.
Oh, good.
Good, good.
We'll do it tomorrow.
So, see, that was good service.
Good.
Excellent.
What was that, from that FedEx?
Yes.
Look at this.
The West Side Highway car wash.
Home of the coffee and donuts.
Now, no more.
Thank you.
Everybody having fun?
54 minutes.
Not too bad.
This is a great way to steal a show.
You know that?
I did a great one today.
I did a great one, I thought, on why Diddy should take the stand.
Of course, 12 people care.
But it was one of my better perorations.
Anne Bancroft.
That's right.
Paddy Duke?
We heard...
We heard years ago.
Years ago that there was a rumor, a very real rumor, that Helen Keller was not blind.
Remember that?
I'm not kidding you.
Well, I believe it's not out of the realm of possibility because she was a cash cow.
Yes, exactly.
So I don't have any reason to believe.
And I heard...
Didn't somebody wave at Stevie?
Something happened.
There have been stories.
Yeah, there were.
I don't know if that's true.
You remember something.
I don't believe anything I hear about anything.
Look at this.
Somebody was here.
This looks like the remnants of someone's suitcase, cardboard.
So sad.
So sad.
Nobody ever started their life thinking I'm going to end up like this.
I don't feel any disdain for them.
This dame, that dame.
What is this parking lot here?
Another spot.
Chips?
Interesting.
Go out this way indeed.
Look at this sign.
What does this one mean, honey?
Storage unit?
Has never cooked your shoes.
I don't know.
What is this joke?
This is a New York joke.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm losing battery.
I'm losing battery power.
I better hurry up.
People will put shoes in ovens.
Also, inside the bathtubs, showers.
Because space is a limit.
Remember our one friend had this place to open up?
They had all kinds of luggage inside their spare shower.
And then, my friends, well, let me just say something to you as we're about to lose power.
Thank you so much, per usual, for listening to us, for following us.
Make sure you follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
Ooh, a sewer.
Nice.
Ooh.
How would you describe that?
In any event, please follow her stuff.
Oh, here's Greg Gutfeld.
What did I miss?
I don't get it, but God bless her.
No, no.
Mrs. L will be on Nancy Grace tonight at 9 o 'clock Eastern Time.
She is the hit of Nancy Grace.
Nancy Grace is so...
Absolutely.
Look at this.
Detox and rehab.
Call Paul.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Anyway, so that's Nancy Grace tonight.
Watch her.
Tonight.
Well, tomorrow.
1 a.m. to 5 on WABC.
The Lionel Show.
Talking about, this morning we had a woman named, what was it, not Alice, Louise, no.
I forgot her name.
She dated.
Lisa, Leslie.
Leslie, Leslie.
She dated Andre the Giant.
That was interesting.
Very interesting.
And she knew my great friend.
She knew her stuff.
Bobby the Brain Heenan.
She knew her stuff.
She knew her stuff.
Blackjack, Lonza, Lanny Poffel, who of course, Lanny and Randy Poffel was macho man.
But you said her parents used to take her?
What is this smoke?
What are these things here?
Does anybody know why we have these?
Why do we have these?
Why do we have this?
Anybody know?
In any event, thank you dear friends.
Please make sure you like the video.
Make sure you hit that.
Let me give you a goodbye here.
And have a wonderful day.
Thank you for watching.
We love you madly.
Thank you for going on our little forays.
It was fine.
And we'll talk to you later.
Have a great day, my friends.
Bye-bye.
And until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
And the show's over.
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