Lionel Nation - Delirium on the Sidewalk: One Man’s Journey Into the Heart of New York Madness
Aired: 2025-05-28
Duration: 01:00:15


=== Checking In (08:08) ===

[00:00:00]  This is Mrs. L here and I. Let's say hello.
[00:00:02]  Hello, everybody.
[00:00:04]  There we are doing our thing.
[00:00:05]  Let us see if anybody is here.
[00:00:07]  Because for the first time we did it, nothing took.
[00:00:10]  I've got to get one person, at least one person, to give me a 5x5.
[00:00:14]  That's it.
[00:00:15]  If not, I'm going to stop completely.
[00:00:16]  Because I did a beautiful perambulation the first couple of blocks and nothing happened.
[00:00:22]  there's something that was weird something odd with that so let me know if anyone is I've still got one.
[00:00:32]  One.
[00:00:32]  There we go.
[00:00:33]  Three.
[00:00:33]  Now we're cooking.
[00:00:34]  Now we're cooking.
[00:00:35]  Now we're cooking with gas.
[00:00:37]  That's a little noisy right now.
[00:00:38]  A little noisy.
[00:00:40]  There we go.
[00:00:41]  Five by five.
[00:00:42]  There we go.
[00:00:53]  In any event, this was it.
[00:00:56]  There we go.
[00:00:57]  As we perambulate.
[00:00:59]  Good, good, good.
[00:01:00]  Anyway, hope everybody's fine.
[00:01:02]  We wanted to say, I wanted to say today that Mrs. Elder and I were involved in and engaged in the most incredible discussion about AI.
[00:01:10]  And I realize and I recognize that I'm kind of wasting my time with a lot of, not you, mind you, but Google, what did Google drop?
[00:01:19]  90% in terms of searches.
[00:01:22]  Google's dead.
[00:01:24]  Google's dead.
[00:01:25]  The iPhone is going to be dead.
[00:01:27]  Entertainment is going to be dead.
[00:01:29]  What this is going to do blows my mind.
[00:01:34]  And I do not believe in it.
[00:01:37]  What do you think the problem is?
[00:01:38]  People just can't get their heads around.
[00:01:40]  They don't know what it is.
[00:01:42]  Listen, it's been brushed upon everybody.
[00:01:45]  People really don't understand.
[00:01:46]  They say, why?
[00:01:48]  They don't understand the concept of what it means.
[00:01:51]  The concept.
[00:01:54]  I don't use, we don't use Google anymore.
[00:01:57]  If I want to look up anything, I talk to my ChatGPT.
[00:02:01]  I talk to Grok, and there are others as well.
[00:02:05]  There was a time when people were told, if you can't get a job or whatever, learn to code.
[00:02:12]  Remember that?
[00:02:12]  There was this flippant statement.
[00:02:15]  Learn to code.
[00:02:16]  Well, guess what?
[00:02:18]  This ChatGPT codes better than anything anybody has seen.
[00:02:24]  Oh, by the by.
[00:02:25]  Hang on a second.
[00:02:27]  This.
[00:02:28]  Do you know what this is?
[00:02:30]  Do you know what this building is?
[00:02:32]  Look it up, my friends.
[00:02:34]  Check it out.
[00:02:35]  This is, there's not a window in the place.
[00:02:38]  It is believed to be an NSA hub.
[00:02:44]  A hub.
[00:02:45]  All right, honey.
[00:02:46]  A hub that is ready to, that can withstand a nuclear attack.
[00:02:52]  It goes deep into the ground.
[00:02:55]  Nobody knows what this thing is.
[00:02:57]  There's no signs.
[00:02:58]  I think there's an AT&T sign, but we're not really sure.
[00:03:03]  Very, very odd.
[00:03:06]  These are the professional can collectors.
[00:03:10]  You know, if they put as much energy into that, that's a lot of work.
[00:03:17]  I keep bumping into it.
[00:03:18]  They put a lot of work into that.
[00:03:23]  This is my favorite place.
[00:03:25]  I love this name.
[00:03:28]  Check this out.
[00:03:30]  United We Stand Delhi.
[00:03:32]  This was right after what?
[00:03:33]  9-11 or COVID?
[00:03:34]  No, 9-11.
[00:03:35]  Flags everywhere.
[00:03:38]  They made it very, very clear.
[00:03:40]  Anyway, back to AI.
[00:03:42]  It's going to change everything.
[00:03:44]  Now here's my question.
[00:03:45]  Do you think it could ever change or make obsolete the notion of talk radio or chat programs?
[00:03:52]  Right now, as we speak, there is a move in which bots are becoming better than anything you can imagine in terms of customer assistance.
[00:04:08]  Bots are, through the Don't forget the story I told you about Pace University and the graduation.
[00:04:17]  Oh, listen to this.
[00:04:18]  Pace University.
[00:04:20]  Pace University had a graduation.
[00:04:23]  And when you walked up to get your diploma, you would click on, look at this hookah joint here.
[00:04:30]  See this?
[00:04:31]  They smoke hookahs.
[00:04:34]  Whatever the hell it is.
[00:04:37]  Isn't that wild?
[00:04:38]  Crowded.
[00:04:39]  Crowded at night.
[00:04:41]  But, oh, there's a weed smell.
[00:04:44]  There's the weed everywhere we go.
[00:04:47]  Anyway, Pace University, you walk up, you get your diploma.
[00:04:50]  And you click onto a QR code.
[00:04:54]  Wow.
[00:04:55]  That's a subject for don't be like this.
[00:04:58]  Anyway, you go up to your phone, you click it, and they will pronounce or announce your name.
[00:05:06]  You had to walk up.
[00:05:07]  Hand your phone.
[00:05:08]  Hand your phone.
[00:05:11]  Right.
[00:05:11]  They had a QR reader.
[00:05:14]  They would read your QR code and pronounce your name.
[00:05:19]  It was an A-I that pronounced it.
[00:05:21]  Right, an A-I pronouncing it.
[00:05:23]  Does that make sense?
[00:05:23]  So you have your name on the QR code, walk up, they read it, and will announce your name accordingly.
[00:05:34]  Unbelievable.
[00:05:36]  It looked ridiculous.
[00:05:38]  It looked stupid.
[00:05:39]  It looked stupid.
[00:05:40]  Because you didn't have a human.
[00:05:41]  Yes.
[00:05:42]  I will wait here.
[00:05:43]  I will stand and stare.
[00:05:48]  I thought that was the most ridiculous thing in the world.
[00:05:51]  You know, this stretch right now, one morning I was coming back from the gym and the swimmer I saw for the first time was closed?
[00:05:59]  Can you imagine?
[00:05:59]  Now you're up until 6 o 'clock.
[00:06:01]  Can't believe it.
[00:06:02]  Bastards.
[00:06:04]  Bastards.
[00:06:05]  Where are we going now?
[00:06:06]  Back home?
[00:06:06]  It says open.
[00:06:07]  I don't understand this.
[00:06:09]  Well, I think the actual bins are I understand five's a little early to be close.
[00:06:18]  In New York City?
[00:06:19]  Come on.
[00:06:20]  Anyway, we're going back home?
[00:06:24]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:27]  And any of that.
[00:06:28]  So the question is, do you ever think there will be a day when a bot replaces human speech, human interaction, where you will have not Lionel Nation, but some bot that talks to you?
[00:06:41]  Now you may say no, but there's a lot of people who are growing up, young folks who Maybe because they become non-communicative.
[00:06:58]  I don't know.
[00:06:59]  I don't know.
[00:07:03]  I find that fascinating.
[00:07:06]  Back by the hookah joint.
[00:07:09]  How anybody, honest to God, can smoke hookah stuff.
[00:07:15]  I have no idea.
[00:07:16]  Wanna walk down here and go cut through the NYCHA?
[00:07:18]  Yeah, we'll go straight down.
[00:07:20]  You know what?
[00:07:21]  Let's go all the way down.
[00:07:23]  We'll go down to the other street.
[00:07:25]  Go by the park and we'll walk around a little bit.
[00:07:28]  Gotta get out.
[00:07:30]  Gotta walk a little bit.
[00:07:31]  Yes, gotta get out.
[00:07:34]  Gotta get ready for tonight's foray.
[00:07:37]  Getting up about, you know, midnight, quarter to twelve.
[00:07:40]  It's kind of interesting.
[00:07:42]  Tomorrow I'm dreading, as you know.
[00:07:44]  Jury duty.
[00:07:46]  I don't know how the hell I'm going to get out of jury duty.
[00:07:48]  I'm gonna do the best I can.
[00:07:50]  I'm gonna look the most, I think if I just look delirious, which won't be too difficult to do, maybe they'll say, no, no, not this guy.

=== Globalist Encroachment (03:02) ===

[00:08:02]  Senior care, emergency medical.
[00:08:07]  New York has more.
[00:08:09]  Did you ever see the Amtrak police?
[00:08:11]  The postal police?
[00:08:14]  There's a police for everybody.
[00:08:20]  Alright, let's go.
[00:08:21]  Come on, here we go.
[00:08:22]  Alrighty.
[00:08:24]  Watch this, make sure this Oh, absolutely.
[00:08:32]  They still have that eerie sight where this bicyclist was killed.
[00:08:37]  You see this right here?
[00:08:39]  They have these in You see this?
[00:08:47]  It says here, "Cyclists killed here.
[00:08:51]  Rest in peace.
[00:08:53]  Ghostbikes.org." Isn't that something?
[00:08:57]  Isn't that eerie?
[00:09:00]  Imagine if they stole it.
[00:09:01]  I mean, they just steal anything that's wrong.
[00:09:09]  Look, he's only...
[00:09:14]  They take up one lane for this stupid bike, another lane for parking, another one for parking, leaving just not even two lanes.
[00:09:31]  This is called a globalist encroachment.
[00:09:34]  This started with Mayor Bloomberg a lot of years ago.
[00:09:38]  Oh, it's horrible.
[00:09:39]  This is the short bus, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:09:42]  This is a sign that it's over.
[00:09:44]  The short bus and bicycle helmets.
[00:09:47]  Remember, bicycle helmets were a sign of some type of behavioral problem.
[00:09:53]  That's a tough, that's a tough, that's a tough gig.
[00:09:57]  In any event, this is encroachment.
[00:09:59]  This is globalist encroachment.
[00:10:00]  They're trying everything in their power to get cars out of cities.
[00:10:04]  We have the congestion pricing case, which, look at the, oh, this is vote.
[00:10:10]  No, no, no, not a COVID thing.
[00:10:12]  They still have...
[00:10:14]  What am I trying to say?
[00:10:19]  They still have...
[00:10:22]  I lost my train of thought completely.
[00:10:25]  What am I doing?
[00:10:28]  God, weed everywhere.
[00:10:31]  And let me tell you something.
[00:10:32]  This isn't weed.
[00:10:33]  This is that same one.
[00:10:37]  There's no biodiversity.
[00:10:38]  There was a time in this country when, from what I read, Now it's this one awful, rancid, funky, blech smell.

=== Selling CBS Assets (08:01) ===

[00:10:58]  That's the back end of CBS over there.
[00:11:01]  All that's going to be sold.
[00:11:02]  That's gone.
[00:11:03]  CBS is done.
[00:11:05]  Sherry Redstone's getting rid of everything.
[00:11:07]  Everybody's apologizing.
[00:11:08]  She wants to wrap that baby up.
[00:11:10]  And close it down.
[00:11:13]  And it's about time.
[00:11:19]  Now we're cooking.
[00:11:20]  Everybody fine today?
[00:11:21]  It's already privately up for sale.
[00:11:24]  Yep.
[00:11:25]  Yep.
[00:11:26]  That's an entire block.
[00:11:29]  That was everything.
[00:11:30]  That was Walter Cronkite.
[00:11:32]  Across the street from that was 60 Minutes.
[00:11:36]  I think it still is, whatever's left of that.
[00:11:38]  That was a great piece of real estate.
[00:11:39]  That was very, very...
[00:11:45]  Absolutely.
[00:11:46]  Let's go by the park and we'll give the kids a No.
[00:11:57]  no slide for you Look at this free meal.
[00:12:06]  Hudson Guild.
[00:12:08]  They used to have a senior center.
[00:12:11]  They have free meals for seniors.
[00:12:13]  You know, I don't have any...
[00:12:22]  I don't want a free meal.
[00:12:23]  But the point is, I live in this weird frame of reference where I forget chronologically.
[00:12:34]  According to all definitions, You ever find yourself thinking?
[00:12:43]  I guess we're old, but I don't feel old.
[00:12:45]  Oh, look at this.
[00:12:46]  Look at the horses.
[00:12:46]  Look.
[00:12:48]  You see that?
[00:12:51]  I love the smell of horse shit.
[00:12:53]  You know that?
[00:12:53]  Horse shit and let's wave.
[00:12:57]  Let's wave.
[00:12:58]  Look at me, waving like a damn fool.
[00:13:00]  How are ya?
[00:13:01]  There we go.
[00:13:02]  There you go.
[00:13:03]  A little bit of a wave.
[00:13:03]  He shook his head.
[00:13:04]  That was a nod.
[00:13:05]  That was a bit of a nod.
[00:13:08]  Straight ahead to Hudson River.
[00:13:12]  Uptown.
[00:13:14]  The Upper West Side.
[00:13:17]  Let's go down to the park.
[00:13:21]  You may ask yourself, how do I get here?
[00:13:27]  I love the smell of a bar.
[00:13:30]  New York does not stink at all.
[00:13:32]  That's one of these people who don't live here.
[00:13:34]  I love the smell of tack and leather and hay.
[00:13:40]  I love that.
[00:13:41]  I love that.
[00:13:43]  I have no idea why.
[00:13:47]  Listen, if you want to talk about New York, I'll give you some good stuff to say about it that's terrible.
[00:13:52]  No, no.
[00:13:53]  Let's go this way, down the...
[00:14:02]  No, it doesn't.
[00:14:03]  It's the greatest city in the world.
[00:14:05]  It's unbelievable.
[00:14:07]  So much going on here.
[00:14:08]  A lot of improvement lately.
[00:14:11]  And this past weekend, Memorial Day, oh my God, with the ships.
[00:14:16]  Where are the ships, by the way?
[00:14:18]  The Navy.
[00:14:19]  Where did they dock?
[00:14:20]  Right over here.
[00:14:21]  Really?
[00:14:22]  I think only four of them came this time.
[00:14:24]  This weekend we had the Marines, the Navy, we had all of these folks spending time during Thank you.
[00:14:34]  Fleet Week.
[00:14:36]  Families were out.
[00:14:37]  It was packed.
[00:14:39]  Every single night, bars, restaurants, people are Only walk in the direction of your face.
[00:14:54]  If you walk in the direction of anything but your face, You should be ticketed.
[00:15:05]  If you want to walk and look straight, let's go in here.
[00:15:07]  Yeah, let's go into the park.
[00:15:14]  Sir Lina, we had 7,600 ships at the end of World War II.
[00:15:17]  Isn't it something?
[00:15:19]  It's pretty roses.
[00:15:21]  Oh, look at these little...
[00:15:23]  They're a little garden.
[00:15:25]  This is a community garden where people can volunteer.
[00:15:29]  And they have their little...
[00:15:40]  Someone says cities scare them.
[00:15:44]  I can understand that.
[00:15:47]  Yes, look at these.
[00:16:02]  I've never played a soccer game in my life.
[00:16:06]  Never.
[00:16:07]  Nope, never played soccer.
[00:16:09]  Played football, played baseball.
[00:16:11]  No, not that.
[00:16:12]  Nope, never did.
[00:16:15]  Let's look over here for just a second.
[00:16:21]  It's very nice.
[00:16:23]  Very quiet.
[00:16:25]  It's going to rain tomorrow.
[00:16:28]  Yes.
[00:16:30]  It's a beauteous day.
[00:16:32]  In the hood.
[00:16:36]  Someone said, I forget who said, that cities terrify them.
[00:16:39]  I can understand that certain things, especially if crowds.
[00:16:42]  You know what's funny?
[00:16:43]  Crowds, I don't like crowds, but the city doesn't bother me.
[00:16:47]  But a crowded restaurant?
[00:16:48]  Hate it.
[00:16:49]  Hate it.
[00:16:49]  Because we're on the move.
[00:16:52]  Hi, for one, I'm glad to see crowds in the city.
[00:16:54]  Oh, yes.
[00:16:54]  I'm glad to see people out doing things.
[00:16:57]  I'm glad to see kids out playing sports.
[00:16:59]  Sometimes there are areas where two city blocks have more people in two city blocks than in some cities altogether.
[00:17:09]  What is this?
[00:17:10]  Compost or manure?
[00:17:14]  I hope so.
[00:17:16]  Did they mulch it?
[00:17:22]  I don't know.
[00:17:25]  It's very shady.
[00:17:26]  This is a dog.
[00:17:27]  He's got a dog.
[00:17:28]  I understand.
[00:17:29]  But there's a dog on the other side of the park.
[00:17:31]  I don't know that.
[00:17:32]  We're going to get to the bottom of this.
[00:17:34]  We're going to get to the bottom of this.
[00:17:36]  Mrs. L, always vigilant.
[00:17:38]  What's he doing?
[00:17:39]  What's he up to?
[00:17:40]  Go to the dog park.
[00:17:44]  Where are the ships?
[00:17:48]  Are the ships where the comfort used to be?
[00:17:52]  You have to cross the street and go down if you want to walk a little bit.
[00:17:55]  I'm not that crazy about it.
[00:17:57]  You can do it.
[00:18:00]  I think they start pulling out today.
[00:18:02]  They may have pulled out already.
[00:18:03]  It was great to see these young men.
[00:18:06]  I still say, though, the Marines, I would never.
[00:18:09]  Today, I don't want my son or daughter dying for Goldman Sachs or BlackRock or some globalist cabal.
[00:18:18]  Uh-oh.
[00:18:18]  Police activity.
[00:18:20]  There we go.
[00:18:21]  Police activity.
[00:18:22]  See that?
[00:18:23]  There we go.
[00:18:25]  Yeah.
[00:18:26]  No, but you know what it is?
[00:18:28]  Our police commissioner Tish is putting more on patrol to keep the police.
[00:18:32]  That's why we're seeing.
[00:18:33]  Tish the dish.
[00:18:34]  Look, there's another one.
[00:18:35]  Show of force.
[00:18:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:36]  Yeah.
[00:18:36]  Keeping everybody in line here.
[00:18:38]  We have a great commissioner.
[00:18:40]  I'm very serious.
[00:18:41]  Will you walk down here?
[00:18:42]  Yeah.

=== A Pita Place Go? (05:50) ===

[00:18:44]  These are those stairs that take 10 years.
[00:18:47]  You see this right here?
[00:18:49]  These steps, right, took like 10 years.
[00:18:52]  Trump would have had it done in five minutes.
[00:18:54]  And a million dollars for the neighborhood improvement project.
[00:19:00]  Varya says there's 844 people in his or her, I don't know, town.
[00:19:08]  844.
[00:19:10]  and Varya's town, wherever Varya lives.
[00:19:17]  That's the top of the ship, I believe, a record rock over there.
[00:19:26]  Isn't that the Intrepid?
[00:19:28]  No?
[00:19:31]  Ooh, you smell that?
[00:19:32]  It's cut grass.
[00:19:33]  Ooh, I like that.
[00:19:36]  Ooh, I like that.
[00:19:39]  Do you know what we did today?
[00:19:43]  We made something that was so out of this world.
[00:19:47]  Went to Stu Leonard's and bought pizza dough.
[00:19:50]  Just plain old pizza dough.
[00:19:52]  No...
[00:19:56]  And we thought it out, and I kind of spread it out, and it looked like the biggest, fluffiest pita.
[00:20:06]  It was a pita pizza.
[00:20:08]  So we made the sauce.
[00:20:11]  Had mushrooms and marinara and various things.
[00:20:14]  Delicious.
[00:20:15]  I put some kalamata onion, I mean olives in it.
[00:20:18]  Delicious.
[00:20:19]  Spread it out and dipped.
[00:20:23]  The pita, or the bread, into the Eastern European.
[00:20:33]  Chariots for hire.
[00:20:39]  Look how close he parks it up.
[00:20:41]  That is close, man.
[00:20:43]  Get some rim rash.
[00:20:48]  Here we go.
[00:20:49]  More pita.
[00:20:52]  Look at the roses in the middle of the highway.
[00:20:54]  See that?
[00:20:55]  Roses?
[00:21:03]  Up the street, next to the Inchepid was where the Normandy capsized.
[00:21:10]  the famous Normandy.
[00:21:14]  Here come the horses back to their Back to the Hustler Club.
[00:21:20]  Your favorite.
[00:21:23]  That place has to go.
[00:21:24]  It's a blight.
[00:21:25]  That place really has to go.
[00:21:27]  So low rent.
[00:21:31]  Yes, so many flowers.
[00:21:33]  I'm telling you.
[00:21:34]  And up and down the...
[00:21:45]  Over there?
[00:21:47]  Yeah, you want to?
[00:21:47]  Yes.
[00:21:48]  Let's do it.
[00:21:48]  Yeah, we might as well.
[00:21:52]  We'll park.
[00:21:53]  We'll cross.
[00:21:54]  We'll go see if the ship will take you to see a ship.
[00:21:57]  What do you say?
[00:22:00]  I don't know.
[00:22:04]  I don't know.
[00:22:05]  We'll see.
[00:22:08]  Everybody having fun?
[00:22:09]  Give me a 5x5.
[00:22:11]  Are you having fun?
[00:22:12]  Speak up so they don't complain people about their volume.
[00:22:15]  No, no, no.
[00:22:17]  I need the cosmetic appeal of flowers.
[00:22:21]  Yes.
[00:22:22]  There's a tree that grows on the West Side Highway.
[00:22:24]  Yes, here we go.
[00:22:26]  Seriously, watch out.
[00:22:27]  I know, honey, I know.
[00:22:28]  I know that.
[00:22:31]  Very insistent.
[00:22:33]  Very insistent.
[00:22:34]  Show a force.
[00:22:35]  There's more.
[00:22:37]  What they will do is sometimes NYPD will say, all right, everybody, we're going to FDR Drive, and you will see hundreds, literally hundreds of police cars.
[00:22:51]  Full siren regalia.
[00:22:53]  All going to one place.
[00:22:56]  I want to get into the walking lane here.
[00:22:58]  Yes.
[00:22:59]  Walking lane.
[00:23:00]  Hang on.
[00:23:00]  This is where you get killed.
[00:23:02]  Let this guy go.
[00:23:03]  Oh yeah, this guy.
[00:23:04]  Oh yeah, death.
[00:23:05]  It's a death trap.
[00:23:06]  It's a suicide.
[00:23:08]  That's a shitty bike.
[00:23:11]  We've got to go single file.
[00:23:12]  Yeah, single file.
[00:23:13]  Single file.
[00:23:17]  There we go.
[00:23:26]  Linda says, I love cities.
[00:23:28]  I do too.
[00:23:29]  What did they pull down?
[00:23:36]  Well, in here?
[00:23:37]  Yeah.
[00:23:39]  Look at this old birth.
[00:23:41]  You see this?
[00:23:42]  Can you see this?
[00:23:44]  See this old...
[00:23:46]  One of my friends say this is...
[00:23:50]  I think they use...
[00:23:53]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:23:54]  Remember the comfort, the ship that President Trump...
[00:24:05]  And everybody was here waving and nothing happened.
[00:24:09]  They took no COVID patients, nothing.
[00:24:14]  It was a waste of time.
[00:24:16]  It was a complete and total show of force.

=== Greatest Sanitation Commissioner (03:43) ===

[00:24:20]  It was absolutely ridiculous.
[00:24:22]  I will never fall for that again.
[00:24:25]  Ever again.
[00:24:27]  Ever.
[00:24:27]  period.
[00:24:34]  I know.
[00:24:36]  I'm doing the best I can.
[00:24:45]  If you notice, the streets are surprisingly, they're clean, the rubbish is gone, the garbage is gone, like we had with Who was it?
[00:25:02]  De Blasio?
[00:25:03]  Oh, forget it.
[00:25:05]  That one.
[00:25:06]  We had the greatest sanitation commissioner whose name escapes me.
[00:25:15]  This guy was a genius when it came to the elimination of garbage.
[00:25:24]  Now, let me ask you a question.
[00:25:26]  Ladies, what is with yoga pants?
[00:25:28]  Now, listen.
[00:25:29]  It's a free country.
[00:25:31]  You can wear whatever you want.
[00:25:32]  Not everybody's reed thin.
[00:25:34]  I understand that.
[00:25:36]  But when you are steatopygian, when you are steatopygian and you have an enormous, you know, why explain the yoga pants to me?
[00:25:56]  I don't get it.
[00:25:57]  Again, it's a free country.
[00:25:59]  You can do whatever you want, but wouldn't you...
[00:26:12]  Again, free country.
[00:26:15]  Do what you want.
[00:26:18]  Why do you think that is?
[00:26:20]  What's with these yoga pants?
[00:26:30]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:26:33]  Remember?
[00:26:34]  Check out this.
[00:26:37]  This is a...
[00:26:46]  I don't want to mess with her, you know?
[00:26:48]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:26:51]  I think so.
[00:26:55]  Then there was a time when people would walk around with their guts hanging out.
[00:26:59]  There's a good word, a panis or a paniculus, or the adjective would be tenter-bellied, these spare tires pouring over bare midriff.
[00:27:13]  And I was wondering why?
[00:27:15]  Again, free country, what is the purpose of this?
[00:27:20]  Why are we celebrating adiposity?
[00:27:26]  He asks, You know, if you live in glass houses, that's where Bobby Kennedy and Shmuley Botia.
[00:27:36]  Yep, yep, yep.
[00:27:39]  Remember her from The New Yorker?
[00:27:41]  The one who was stalking?
[00:27:43]  Yep, yep.
[00:27:47]  Boy, there were some really rough-looking mutanedas over there.

=== Circle Line's Boat House (15:22) ===

[00:27:51]  Man!
[00:27:53]  They looked like they were road hard and put up wet.
[00:27:56]  That's all I'm gonna say.
[00:28:00]  There's a crew.
[00:28:02]  Where?
[00:28:03]  Where?
[00:28:04]  In front or behind?
[00:28:13]  Some people run.
[00:28:14]  They look frightened.
[00:28:16]  Did you notice that?
[00:28:17]  There's a real running style.
[00:28:23]  No, honey, that was the intrepid.
[00:28:27]  See?
[00:28:29]  That was the Intrepid.
[00:28:32]  What we saw.
[00:28:33]  Yeah.
[00:28:35]  I think they're all gone.
[00:28:41]  No.
[00:28:42]  No.
[00:28:44]  was rather de minimis.
[00:28:48]  Isn't that the isn't that over there the What is that?
[00:28:52]  The famous British Airways.
[00:28:56]  What was that airplane?
[00:28:59]  The one that's supersonic?
[00:29:01]  Yeah.
[00:29:02]  What was it called?
[00:29:04]  Quick, somebody, what do you call the name of that?
[00:29:09]  My brain is fried.
[00:29:11]  The name of that plane, supersonic, very sleek.
[00:29:17]  The Concorde.
[00:29:19]  The Concorde.
[00:29:21]  There you go.
[00:29:21]  I got you first there, Stanley.
[00:29:24]  I got it first.
[00:29:27]  I'm having a hard time sometimes remembering the most, Did you see that?
[00:29:34]  Rock and roll hoochie-coo.
[00:29:36]  What did that happen?
[00:29:38]  Today?
[00:29:39]  Yesterday?
[00:29:40]  He used to call me on my Saturday radio show in Florida years ago.
[00:29:46]  Dickie Betts lived there.
[00:29:48]  You know who was a friend of mine who used to come by all the time?
[00:29:52]  Robbie Steinhardt.
[00:29:53]  Now, if I tell you that name, you may not know, but he's the flute player in Kansas.
[00:29:58]  The guy with the hair.
[00:30:00]  He was known as the guy with the hair.
[00:30:04]  He was a regular.
[00:30:07]  Sad to say.
[00:30:09]  I like when they say his heart failed.
[00:30:11]  Well, yeah.
[00:30:13]  Car wash since 1947.
[00:30:16]  This car wash since 1947.
[00:30:19]  Is this where they had the donuts?
[00:30:20]  Yeah, they closed the donuts and coffee.
[00:30:22]  They used to give you donuts and coffee in a car wash.
[00:30:24]  Somebody's coming out of there.
[00:30:25]  Maybe, what's going on over there?
[00:30:28]  Maybe they're reopening it.
[00:30:29]  You know what you always think?
[00:30:30]  Trafficking.
[00:30:31]  Yeah, well, I don't know.
[00:30:32]  There's all paper in the window for the Donuts& Club.
[00:30:35]  It was a hot spot for Donuts& Club.
[00:30:36]  It sure was.
[00:30:38]  Check out the sub.
[00:30:39]  I went there with my friend Big Bob from the Bronx, who's about six, I think he's growing in his He's at least six-five.
[00:30:50]  Six-five.
[00:30:51]  Huge.
[00:30:52]  He was on a submarine.
[00:30:54]  And he would explain how he lived.
[00:30:58]  And I thought, I don't know how he did this.
[00:31:02]  Look at this.
[00:31:02]  Complete week, May 23rd to the 26th.
[00:31:14]  Yeah.
[00:31:18]  This is a tradition.
[00:31:19]  It was sad during COVID.
[00:31:20]  This was a tradition.
[00:31:22]  Remember Sex and the City?
[00:31:24]  Sex and the City, all those tramps would...
[00:31:27]  Don't talk like that.
[00:31:28]  We're all having a good time.
[00:31:30]  Let's go.
[00:31:31]  You want to go over here?
[00:31:32]  Let's go over here.
[00:31:35]  Yeah.
[00:31:36]  They're taking the banners down.
[00:31:38]  Look at that.
[00:31:38]  See them?
[00:31:40]  Another.
[00:31:47]  Check this baby out.
[00:31:52]  Nice little walkway.
[00:31:54]  What is this guy showing?
[00:31:56]  Oh, he's selling a...
[00:31:58]  It's one of those...
[00:32:02]  Do you see these?
[00:32:02]  Do you see this woman here?
[00:32:04]  What do you call those with the little hats?
[00:32:07]  Central American?
[00:32:08]  I don't know.
[00:32:09]  Aztecs from I have no interest.
[00:32:11]  Ecuador, a lot of people from Ecuador, Guatemala.
[00:32:13]  Ecuadorian?
[00:32:13]  Bolivian with their funky hats?
[00:32:16]  He's selling some gum and he's selling bubbles for kids.
[00:32:19]  I don't know.
[00:32:20]  You know bubbles are making a resurgence for kids?
[00:32:22]  Get out of here.
[00:32:22]  I'm telling you.
[00:32:23]  No, I mean it.
[00:32:23]  Get out of here.
[00:32:25]  There it is.
[00:32:27]  The intrepid, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:32:30]  That's it.
[00:32:34]  It never just tips over.
[00:32:37]  I know ballast, I understand this draft, but it's just something that just you would think I love this time of day, don't you?
[00:32:54]  Would you like us to go in a circle?
[00:32:56]  Look to Bear Mountain and West Point.
[00:32:58]  I don't know if I have enough battery life for this.
[00:33:03]  It's pretty sailing up to Hudson.
[00:33:06]  Yeah, it is.
[00:33:08]  You can go up to West Point.
[00:33:11]  And there is a curve right around West Point where Benedict Arnold Drew a chain, apparently a submerged chain, and then pulled it up.
[00:33:25]  What?
[00:33:25]  You want to get the intrepid from here, maybe.
[00:33:27]  Oh yes, okay.
[00:33:29]  This is Al giving me, what's the side version of this?
[00:33:33]  The Hudson straight across?
[00:33:35]  Jersey.
[00:33:36]  Right there, Jersey.
[00:33:37]  Weehawken, Englewood, I don't know.
[00:33:40]  Look at all these people out.
[00:33:41]  In any event, Benjamin Franklin submerged a chain, and where these British ships had to make a hard left or right, depending upon the direction.
[00:33:50]  They would pull it up and they would basically stop them dead in their tracks.
[00:33:55]  Benedict Arnold was a great, great, he would have been a great patriot had he not gone the wrong way, you know what I mean?
[00:34:06]  Loud people.
[00:34:10]  Loud people.
[00:34:11]  I think sometimes there is a They're teens.
[00:34:18]  Look at this.
[00:34:21]  Tattoos.
[00:34:22]  Things in their nose.
[00:34:24]  I know.
[00:34:24]  They're having a little...
[00:34:25]  Listen, you gotta...
[00:34:26]  You gotta...
[00:34:33]  What do you think?
[00:34:33]  How many people think there's like a couple of livers in there from somebody working the garment district?
[00:34:44]  This is Pier 84. Yeah, let's go this way.
[00:34:50]  Look at the flowers.
[00:34:51]  Look at this baby.
[00:35:00]  It is much larger than one would think.
[00:35:05]  Oh, they got the sprinklers on.
[00:35:08]  A little cool for kids to run through.
[00:35:10]  This garden is pretty, too.
[00:35:11]  This is good.
[00:35:12]  Yes, yes.
[00:35:12]  Remember, we were here.
[00:35:13]  We talked to them here.
[00:35:14]  Look at this little garden.
[00:35:15]  This is the community.
[00:35:17]  Look at this one here.
[00:35:18]  We have a lot of these little neighborhood community gardens.
[00:35:21]  People work in them.
[00:35:22]  See that?
[00:35:24]  You're assigned your own I like that trailer.
[00:35:28]  People come and take care of it in the neighborhood.
[00:35:30]  This looks good.
[00:35:31]  And they even have, up on the West Side Highway up there, they have these, you can smell the compost and the...
[00:35:39]  Right, that's a big one.
[00:35:49]  Get ready for a dog park.
[00:35:52]  Oh, look at him.
[00:35:54]  This one dog looks...
[00:36:07]  Poor thing.
[00:36:08]  See, that breaks my heart.
[00:36:09]  Look at that, a Sharpay or a...
[00:36:18]  We have a friend in the family.
[00:36:20]  They lost a cat.
[00:36:22]  So sad.
[00:36:25]  I did a whole dissertation this morning on the air.
[00:36:29]  Oh, I heard that.
[00:36:30]  How it is not love, but it is as close to it, at least what the animals show us.
[00:36:36]  They give us unconditional love.
[00:36:39]  Unconditional something.
[00:36:40]  Little bathtubs for them.
[00:36:41]  Aw.
[00:36:42]  Shaped like bombs, look.
[00:36:43]  Where is that?
[00:36:44]  Right here, yellow.
[00:36:45]  It's shaped like a bone.
[00:36:46]  Oh, the pool.
[00:36:48]  Look at that.
[00:36:50]  They're shaped like bones.
[00:36:53]  Who does that say?
[00:36:55]  You know it's a great thing.
[00:36:56]  I need a good job.
[00:36:57]  I need a good job.
[00:36:59]  Everybody, isn't that nice?
[00:37:00]  Let's walk over here.
[00:37:01]  More people give attention to animals.
[00:37:03]  I know.
[00:37:04]  Most people, you're right.
[00:37:05]  Why are they running the fountains for kids and just clothes?
[00:37:08]  I know.
[00:37:09]  See the circle line's right there.
[00:37:11]  We could just jump on and go up.
[00:37:12]  The circle line.
[00:37:13]  Not sure about it.
[00:37:14]  What's expecting?
[00:37:15]  I know that.
[00:37:16]  This is a nice, like, area.
[00:37:17]  You can have your one.
[00:37:18]  Isn't that nice?
[00:37:19]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:37:19]  You can walk all the way out.
[00:37:21]  You can walk out into the water over here.
[00:37:23]  Yeah, sure.
[00:37:23]  What the hell?
[00:37:26]  We're going to take our friends.
[00:37:27]  Are you having fun?
[00:37:28]  This is for my sister, the shut-in.
[00:37:31]  She enjoys this.
[00:37:32]  She doesn't get out.
[00:37:32]  Court order.
[00:37:34]  Sometimes her aide will come by.
[00:37:39]  Wipe her brow down with a wet cloth.
[00:37:42]  And in the middle of it, she'll stare at us and watch.
[00:37:47]  Take that, Tim Pool.
[00:37:50]  Oh, do you see where people are turning on Jordan Peterson, that lunatic?
[00:37:54]  I've been telling you for the longest time.
[00:37:56]  And I also want to tell you something right now.
[00:37:58]  You may not like this.
[00:37:59]  Pete Hegseth.
[00:38:00]  Okay, red, white, and blue.
[00:38:01]  I got it, Pete.
[00:38:02]  I got it.
[00:38:04]  What are you, a child?
[00:38:07]  Sorry.
[00:38:10]  Patriotism is not jewelry.
[00:38:14]  Or as people say, jewelry.
[00:38:15]  Now look at this right here.
[00:38:16]  Look at these little contraptions for kids to play.
[00:38:20]  I don't know what you would do with this.
[00:38:23]  And this is like a little guillotine.
[00:38:27]  What is the purpose of that?
[00:38:31]  Yes.
[00:38:32]  I thought they were ship related or something.
[00:38:35]  I was going to Pete says I was devastated when I lost my rat terrier.
[00:38:42]  Can't go through.
[00:38:43]  I can't read that.
[00:38:47]  Pets are important.
[00:38:52]  Now look at this little dog, how cute this is.
[00:38:55]  Look at this.
[00:38:56]  Look at this one.
[00:38:59]  This is the cutest.
[00:39:01]  Look at this.
[00:39:06]  Good luck.
[00:39:08]  Ha ha!
[00:39:12]  Oh.
[00:39:12]  Look at that.
[00:39:18]  That is the cutest dog.
[00:39:21]  Look at these little socks on, little shoes.
[00:39:25]  Throw the ball for us.
[00:39:28]  Throw the ball.
[00:39:29]  Here we go.
[00:39:29]  Look at him go.
[00:39:32]  Isn't that beautiful?
[00:39:35]  That's what I like.
[00:39:37]  Look at that.
[00:39:41]  Something in that makeup.
[00:39:44]  The little one says no, no, no thanks.
[00:39:47]  I'm just cute.
[00:39:50]  Kayaking, honey.
[00:39:54]  I love the shoes.
[00:39:58]  He's got little wingtips on.
[00:40:03]  Yes.
[00:40:04]  Oh my goodness.
[00:40:05]  There's a boat house over here.
[00:40:08]  Yes, indeed.
[00:40:09]  You can walk all the way out.
[00:40:12]  Look at this.
[00:40:13]  Somebody walking with a mask on.
[00:40:15]  What the heck?
[00:40:16]  You have no idea the rage.
[00:40:18]  I think this is our friend.
[00:40:21]  Swim over to Jersey.
[00:40:22]  You have to come out to this pier.
[00:40:24]  You should be a joke writer for Tim Pool.
[00:40:29]  Now, there we are.
[00:40:30]  Look.
[00:40:30]  Can you see these two kayakers up here?
[00:40:32]  When you go out here, you've got to commit yourself to it.
[00:40:35]  You can't turn around and say, "Oh, no, no." He's kind of drifting into the antrepid.
[00:40:38]  Yeah, he's kind of.
[00:40:42]  We have got to do this.
[00:40:45]  Can you see that?
[00:40:49]  That's not the rope.
[00:40:50]  I know.
[00:40:51]  Here's some kayaks.
[00:40:52]  See, here the kayaks are here.
[00:40:53]  I think this is another one.
[00:40:57]  Yeah, this is a different one.
[00:40:59]  I think they're trying to get home.
[00:41:00]  I think they're, like, lost.
[00:41:01]  Can you see them?
[00:41:04]  They give them a flare.
[00:41:13]  Yeah, it's hovering.
[00:41:15]  Look at these folks.
[00:41:24]  Are you okay?
[00:41:26]  Do you need help?
[00:41:35]  Let's wave at him, honey.
[00:41:36]  Let's wave at him.
[00:41:37]  Let's wave.
[00:41:38]  I'm waving at people.
[00:41:40]  There we go.
[00:41:41]  Excellent.
[00:41:42]  See, they're waving.
[00:41:43]  See, honey, this will be due.
[00:41:45]  Those of us who are denizens of the sea, we always, we wave.
[00:41:50]  Yeah, I'm a denizen of the sea.
[00:41:52]  We wave to people.
[00:41:56]  Oh, yes.
[00:41:59]  Isn't this nice?
[00:42:00]  Nobody bothering anybody?
[00:42:03]  Oh, I know.
[00:42:05]  So beautiful.
[00:42:07]  Pulling up a piece.
[00:42:09]  Yep.
[00:42:10]  Yep.
[00:42:13]  Where is that?
[00:42:15]  Where is that?
[00:42:16]  Weehawken?
[00:42:17]  No.
[00:42:17]  Englewood?
[00:42:18]  That would be North Bergen.
[00:42:19]  North Bergen?
[00:42:20]  Mm-hmm.
[00:42:21]  Edgewater in North Oregon goes into Hoboken, Wheelock in Hoboken.
[00:42:26]  And look how it's not very far from...
[00:42:33]  We can swim over.
[00:42:35]  I mean, I can get over there.
[00:42:37]  I don't know if you could.
[00:42:38]  You think you could swim over there?
[00:42:40]  No.
[00:42:40]  Really?
[00:42:41]  No.
[00:42:42]  I'd have to take you.
[00:42:43]  No.
[00:42:43]  No way.
[00:42:44]  I could do it.
[00:42:45]  Halfway.
[00:42:46]  No.
[00:42:46]  But it's the undercurrent.
[00:42:47]  You're floating on your back.
[00:42:47]  No, no, no.
[00:42:48]  It's the undercurrent.
[00:42:49]  It's not about swimming prowess.

=== Buildings And Barking Dogs (03:09) ===

[00:42:55]  Do you think a normal person who is not conditioned, not a professional swimmer, could swim across this?
[00:43:02]  If everything's exploding, yes.
[00:43:03]  To vote yes, push one.
[00:43:05]  To vote two, no, hit two.
[00:43:07]  I say no.
[00:43:09]  No way.
[00:43:10]  Look at this.
[00:43:11]  This is the west side.
[00:43:15]  All new buildings.
[00:43:17]  Well that's Hudson Yards.
[00:43:19]  Look.
[00:43:20]  Over there.
[00:43:21]  Did you see those buildings?
[00:43:22]  Yeah.
[00:43:23]  Oh look!
[00:43:24]  There he is!
[00:43:25]  He's following us!
[00:43:27]  Hi babe!
[00:43:27]  Isn't that cute?
[00:43:29]  Look!
[00:43:31]  Oh I love that dog.
[00:43:34]  I love it!
[00:43:35]  Whoa!
[00:43:37]  Ooh, I hope it doesn't go into the water.
[00:43:38]  Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
[00:43:41]  Oh no!
[00:43:42]  Oh no!
[00:43:45]  Don't jump in the water!
[00:43:47]  Oh no!
[00:43:51]  Nothing I could do!
[00:43:53]  Aww!
[00:43:55]  He's looking at him like, "What the hell did he do?" The dog said, "What's going on here?" This is my trick and I lost it!
[00:44:03]  I gotta wear these damn shoes!
[00:44:05]  All I ask is to open the water.
[00:44:07]  Maybe it's floating.
[00:44:08]  Oh.
[00:44:12]  Oh, That crushes me.
[00:44:16]  I won't be able to sleep.
[00:44:22]  Look at these youngsters here talking.
[00:44:26]  I think it's very good.
[00:44:28]  They're not on a phone.
[00:44:31]  There's not a phone.
[00:44:32]  There's not a phone in the group.
[00:44:36]  Or the organs?
[00:44:39]  They were probably a part of some Chinese cabal.
[00:44:43]  Is that it?
[00:44:49]  Check out the building with the funny flaps.
[00:44:58]  Can you see?
[00:44:58]  That's kind of like a scalloped design.
[00:45:02]  Can you see it there?
[00:45:02]  The new one?
[00:45:05]  You see where the outside panels are, like, open or scattered or scalloped?
[00:45:11]  I don't know what the word is.
[00:45:15]  Very odd.
[00:45:16]  I love the old Art Deco-looking buildings here and here.
[00:45:19]  Yes, yes.
[00:45:20]  With the beautiful ceilings and those brass doors.
[00:45:22]  And tomorrow, I'll think of the courthouse.
[00:45:26]  Oh, God.
[00:45:27]  We'll be fine.
[00:45:28]  At least I've got an attorney's pass I can get in.
[00:45:30]  Oh, you can skip the line?
[00:45:32]  Yeah, skip the line, yeah.
[00:45:33]  Of course.
[00:45:35]  I forgot about that.
[00:45:36]  I know it.
[00:45:44]  Are we having fun, my friends?
[00:45:46]  Yes, we are.
[00:45:47]  We're up to 186 people.

=== Rondo Hatton's Echo (04:02) ===

[00:45:51]  126 likes.
[00:45:52]  I need more likes.
[00:45:53]  Why don't we have 186?
[00:45:54]  I don't know.
[00:45:55]  I have no idea.
[00:45:57]  Well, later on, more people will be watching.
[00:46:01]  I don't know how this works.
[00:46:03]  I need the likes.
[00:46:05]  The likes are critical.
[00:46:06]  Think of this as Tim Pool.
[00:46:08]  Tim Pool was on with Bill Maher.
[00:46:13]  I don't even know what to say about that.
[00:46:16]  I don't know.
[00:46:17]  Bill Maher is such a soulless, vacuous, vapid, void.
[00:46:24]  He's a sellout.
[00:46:26]  He has no original ideas.
[00:46:29]  He thinks he is monumentally cool and smart.
[00:46:33]  And Tim Pool figures, I'll just speak quickly.
[00:46:36]  Like Destiny, this fellow named Destiny.
[00:46:40]  They just speak fast.
[00:46:42]  And somehow that translates into pellucid thoughts.
[00:46:47]  I say nay.
[00:46:49]  Then there's Victor Davis Hanson, who can't pronounce Letitia James.
[00:46:53]  He called her Letitia or something.
[00:46:55]  He always called her Letitia James.
[00:46:58]  And he's wearing the fedora.
[00:47:00]  Why don't they correct him now?
[00:47:05]  He looks like, by the way, I'm going to give you an assignment.
[00:47:11]  Everybody listening?
[00:47:12]  No, I think Victor Davis, at least, anybody who talks about it.
[00:47:15]  He can pronounce the Peloponnesian Wars, no problem.
[00:47:18]  But Latina, but look up the name Rondo Hatton.
[00:47:24]  R-O-N-D-O.
[00:47:28]  H-A-T-T-O-N.
[00:47:32]  And tell me he doesn't look exactly like Victor Davis.
[00:47:36]  What's tomorrow night?
[00:47:41]  I won't be there for that.
[00:47:45]  Isn't that nice?
[00:47:47]  Look at that.
[00:47:51]  This is in the summertime.
[00:47:53]  Kids run into this and play.
[00:47:57]  Anyway, everybody look it up.
[00:48:00]  Rondo Hatton.
[00:48:01]  Victor Davis Hanson.
[00:48:04]  Now, Rondo Hatton had acromegaly.
[00:48:09]  So does Tony Robbins.
[00:48:13]  So does certain wrestlers.
[00:48:17]  I don't think Andre had Andre the Giant.
[00:48:22]  Anyway, it's a very interesting new look.
[00:48:25]  And I'll just leave it at that.
[00:48:31]  You know who's back in the world now?
[00:48:33]  Deepak Chopra spewing more shite than you can imagine.
[00:48:38]  Because he has the Indian accent.
[00:48:40]  All of you can remember that the perception of all of the time in a consciousness, in a resurrected angiogenesis of consciousness, causes a reunification, a reconnection.
[00:48:56]  Oh, please.
[00:48:58]  Stop it.
[00:49:05]  Here we go, Mr. Philosophy.
[00:49:07]  Life sucks, then you die.
[00:49:08]  Oh, look at these.
[00:49:09]  That was much fun.
[00:49:10]  Oh, look at this.
[00:49:11]  These look like petunias, almost.
[00:49:13]  This is Ellen Nelser flowers.
[00:49:14]  I don't know.
[00:49:15]  I don't think they are.
[00:49:16]  I don't know flowers, and I don't know color vocabulary.
[00:49:22]  I'll have to look it up when I'm snot.
[00:49:24]  Oh, I love the color.
[00:49:27]  Like she'll say, hand me that towel.
[00:49:29]  What color?
[00:49:30]  Periwinkle.
[00:49:31]  What?
[00:49:32]  Purple?
[00:49:34]  Taupe.

=== Big Deal But Not So Much (05:22) ===

[00:49:38]  Brown?
[00:49:39]  There's a little paint story near us.
[00:49:43]  And one day I was bored.
[00:49:44]  Well, I was in there.
[00:49:45]  Mrs. Dell was doing her thing.
[00:49:46]  I was bored.
[00:49:48]  And I was looking at all of the different ways to say the color white.
[00:49:51]  Off-white, dark white, eggshell.
[00:49:55]  What are some other words for white?
[00:49:57]  I can't believe.
[00:49:59]  Custard.
[00:50:00]  Canva uses, like, block.
[00:50:01]  Did you ever notice that?
[00:50:02]  They put B, L, A, P, N. Yeah.
[00:50:08]  Pier 84, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:50:10]  Also 1984, dystopian Orwellian signals.
[00:50:13]  You do the math.
[00:50:14]  Coincidence?
[00:50:15]  I don't think so.
[00:50:19]  Blue Man Group is still around?
[00:50:23]  Really?
[00:50:23]  Yeah, that must be an old...
[00:50:29]  It was very interesting.
[00:50:31]  Is Tony and Tina's wedding still around?
[00:50:34]  I don't think so.
[00:50:35]  I mean, there was a production in Vegas.
[00:50:37]  That was a big deal.
[00:50:38]  That was a very big deal, but not so much.
[00:50:41]  Now, this might be one of the most involved mobile units.
[00:50:48]  What do you want to call this?
[00:50:49]  home on wheels.
[00:50:50]  This is a veritable Bungee cords.
[00:51:01]  Yes.
[00:51:04]  It is kind of sad.
[00:51:05]  It makes you wonder what his name is.
[00:51:08]  Get ready.
[00:51:09]  We're going to get a snoop full of this one.
[00:51:15]  But, you know, I will say this.
[00:51:17]  They don't bother anybody.
[00:51:19]  They're mellow.
[00:51:20]  They're not hurting.
[00:51:23]  Smells like Jamaica's on fire.
[00:51:27]  But they don't hurt anybody.
[00:51:29]  See the helicopters?
[00:51:30]  Can you hear them?
[00:51:32]  Remember when Chuck Schumer said he was going to get rid of all the helicopters up there?
[00:51:37]  You know what?
[00:51:42]  Why don't we cross here?
[00:51:43]  You want to cross here?
[00:51:46]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:51:48]  Yeah, we'll cross.
[00:51:50]  Let's take the kids.
[00:51:51]  Let's take the kids.
[00:51:52]  This is like a mini...
[00:51:57]  See how she does?
[00:52:00]  You treat me like I'm retarded!
[00:52:02]  I'm not retarded!
[00:52:04]  Stop saying that!
[00:52:07]  I got feelings!
[00:52:10]  Stop it!
[00:52:12]  Stop it!
[00:52:14]  It's not funny.
[00:52:15]  Well, it is, but I'm supposed to say it's not funny.
[00:52:19]  All right, ready?
[00:52:22]  This sign says, "Ditch the mold." I don't know what this is.
[00:52:28]  This!
[00:52:29]  Across the West Side Highway, ladies and germs.
[00:52:35]  They've got the suicide guardrails.
[00:52:48]  Isn't this kind of interesting?
[00:52:50]  What do you think?
[00:52:55]  Look at the focus.
[00:53:00]  Yes, you're supposed to say certain things are not funny.
[00:53:11]  Remember this one?
[00:53:12]  You know what Helen Keller's dog's name is?
[00:53:17]  It's terrible.
[00:53:18]  It's not funny.
[00:53:21]  How does she burn her face?
[00:53:23]  Answering the iron.
[00:53:27]  Burn her fingers.
[00:53:29]  Reading the waffle aim.
[00:53:31]  Here we go.
[00:53:33]  Interesting how the camera is trying to focus.
[00:53:40]  Why was her cane yellow?
[00:53:42]  Her dog was blind too.
[00:53:44]  We can go on.
[00:53:46]  You know, rearranging the furniture.
[00:53:50]  Anyway, Abasashi was punished.
[00:53:55]  Oh, everything got to Florida already, but I mailed for this.
[00:54:07]  Oh, good.
[00:54:08]  Good, good.
[00:54:09]  We'll do it tomorrow.
[00:54:10]  So, see, that was good service.
[00:54:11]  Good.
[00:54:12]  Excellent.
[00:54:15]  What was that, from that FedEx?
[00:54:17]  Yes.
[00:54:21]  Look at this.
[00:54:22]  The West Side Highway car wash.
[00:54:25]  Home of the coffee and donuts.
[00:54:27]  Now, no more.
[00:54:28]  Thank you.
[00:54:38]  Everybody having fun?
[00:54:40]  54 minutes.
[00:54:41]  Not too bad.
[00:54:43]  This is a great way to steal a show.
[00:54:44]  You know that?

=== Helen Keller Rumor (05:29) ===

[00:54:46]  I did a great one today.
[00:54:47]  I did a great one, I thought, on why Diddy should take the stand.
[00:54:52]  Of course, 12 people care.
[00:54:55]  But it was one of my better perorations.
[00:54:59]  Anne Bancroft.
[00:55:00]  That's right.
[00:55:02]  Paddy Duke?
[00:55:02]  We heard...
[00:55:06]  We heard years ago.
[00:55:08]  Years ago that there was a rumor, a very real rumor, that Helen Keller was not blind.
[00:55:18]  Remember that?
[00:55:19]  I'm not kidding you.
[00:55:22]  Well, I believe it's not out of the realm of possibility because she was a cash cow.
[00:55:28]  Yes, exactly.
[00:55:29]  So I don't have any reason to believe.
[00:55:32]  And I heard...
[00:55:44]  Didn't somebody wave at Stevie?
[00:55:45]  Something happened.
[00:55:47]  There have been stories.
[00:55:50]  Yeah, there were.
[00:55:52]  I don't know if that's true.
[00:55:54]  You remember something.
[00:55:56]  I don't believe anything I hear about anything.
[00:56:02]  Look at this.
[00:56:03]  Somebody was here.
[00:56:05]  This looks like the remnants of someone's suitcase, cardboard.
[00:56:11]  So sad.
[00:56:12]  So sad.
[00:56:17]  Nobody ever started their life thinking I'm going to end up like this.
[00:56:24]  I don't feel any disdain for them.
[00:56:30]  This dame, that dame.
[00:56:37]  What is this parking lot here?
[00:56:43]  Another spot.
[00:56:45]  Chips?
[00:56:46]  Interesting.
[00:56:54]  Go out this way indeed.
[00:57:03]  Look at this sign.
[00:57:04]  What does this one mean, honey?
[00:57:05]  Storage unit?
[00:57:06]  Has never cooked your shoes.
[00:57:08]  I don't know.
[00:57:10]  What is this joke?
[00:57:11]  This is a New York joke.
[00:57:12]  Thank you.
[00:57:13]  Thank you.
[00:57:16]  I'm losing battery.
[00:57:18]  I'm losing battery power.
[00:57:19]  I better hurry up.
[00:57:20]  People will put shoes in ovens.
[00:57:23]  Also, inside the bathtubs, showers.
[00:57:30]  Because space is a limit.
[00:57:32]  Remember our one friend had this place to open up?
[00:57:35]  They had all kinds of luggage inside their spare shower.
[00:57:41]  And then, my friends, well, let me just say something to you as we're about to lose power.
[00:57:47]  Thank you so much, per usual, for listening to us, for following us.
[00:57:51]  Make sure you follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
[00:57:58]  Ooh, a sewer.
[00:57:59]  Nice.
[00:58:01]  Ooh.
[00:58:02]  How would you describe that?
[00:58:05]  In any event, please follow her stuff.
[00:58:11]  Oh, here's Greg Gutfeld.
[00:58:13]  What did I miss?
[00:58:18]  I don't get it, but God bless her.
[00:58:21]  No, no.
[00:58:22]  Mrs. L will be on Nancy Grace tonight at 9 o 'clock Eastern Time.
[00:58:28]  She is the hit of Nancy Grace.
[00:58:31]  Nancy Grace is so...
[00:58:35]  Absolutely.
[00:58:36]  Look at this.
[00:58:38]  Detox and rehab.
[00:58:39]  Call Paul.
[00:58:41]  Okay.
[00:58:43]  Alrighty.
[00:58:46]  Anyway, so that's Nancy Grace tonight.
[00:58:50]  Watch her.
[00:58:52]  Tonight.
[00:58:53]  Well, tomorrow.
[00:58:55]  1 a.m. to 5 on WABC.
[00:58:59]  The Lionel Show.
[00:59:02]  Talking about, this morning we had a woman named, what was it, not Alice, Louise, no.
[00:59:10]  I forgot her name.
[00:59:11]  She dated.
[00:59:12]  Lisa, Leslie.
[00:59:13]  Leslie, Leslie.
[00:59:14]  She dated Andre the Giant.
[00:59:18]  That was interesting.
[00:59:19]  Very interesting.
[00:59:21]  And she knew my great friend.
[00:59:23]  She knew her stuff.
[00:59:23]  Bobby the Brain Heenan.
[00:59:25]  She knew her stuff.
[00:59:25]  She knew her stuff.
[00:59:26]  Blackjack, Lonza, Lanny Poffel, who of course, Lanny and Randy Poffel was macho man.
[00:59:33]  But you said her parents used to take her?
[00:59:40]  What is this smoke?
[00:59:43]  What are these things here?
[00:59:44]  Does anybody know why we have these?
[00:59:46]  Why do we have these?
[00:59:50]  Why do we have this?
[00:59:53]  Anybody know?
[00:59:54]  In any event, thank you dear friends.
[00:59:56]  Please make sure you like the video.
[00:59:58]  Make sure you hit that.
[01:00:00]  Let me give you a goodbye here.
[01:00:02]  And have a wonderful day.
[01:00:03]  Thank you for watching.
[01:00:04]  We love you madly.
[01:00:05]  Thank you for going on our little forays.
[01:00:08]  It was fine.
[01:00:09]  And we'll talk to you later.
[01:00:10]  Have a great day, my friends.
[01:00:11]  Bye-bye.
[01:00:12]  And until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
[01:00:14]  And the show's over.