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Prepare for the Unexpected
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| If... | |
| I've been trying to get a little bit better when it comes to the initial parts of this. | |
| I'm a little bit slow. | |
| I'm working on this. | |
| I'm trying to make sure that my camera is working and the like. | |
| I want to tell you, it's been a beautiful day. | |
| I just had to do this. | |
| I have been having such a time, ladies and gentlemen, such a time with you. | |
| The response has been incredible. | |
| I can see a little bit better now because the other day I couldn't see anything at all. | |
| I don't know if I can see the... | |
| Let me see. | |
| Is anybody here? | |
| Ah, yes, a few. | |
| Let me see something. | |
| Nothing like doing this as we speak. | |
| Nothing like finding out. | |
| Ah, I see three people. | |
| But I don't see any responses. | |
| What is the reason for that, dear friend? | |
| Can you think of a reason? | |
| Why am I not seeing you? | |
| Why am I not seeing you? | |
| For the love of God. | |
| Let me see something here. | |
| Huh. | |
| Keep talking. | |
| Talk amongst yourself. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I don't want to retouch. | |
| I want to retouch off. | |
| I don't want that. | |
| I don't want that. | |
| I don't want this. | |
| Huh. | |
| I might stop and do this again. | |
| This is extremely... | |
| I know you like the get-up. | |
| Huh. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Is that it? | |
| No, that's not it. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Let me see. | |
| That's not it. | |
| This is horrible. | |
| This is absolutely horrible. | |
| Here I am trying to tell you, trying to wax philosophic, and this is the worst thing ever. | |
| There's 14 people available, but I can't see you. | |
| Wait a minute, there we go, there we go! | |
| Finally, where the hell are you, rat bastards? | |
| You like the tie, huh? | |
| It's real, too, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| It's real. | |
| I just did a, just taped a show with the former governor of New York, David Patterson. | |
| It was fantastic. | |
| Tonight, tomorrow night, this is so confusing, from 2 to 6 a.m., folks, on ABC. | |
| I want to make sure you watch this, WABC. | |
| That's right, get that app. | |
| Get that app. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| That's that app. | |
| Or you can listen to 77 ABC. | |
| I'm not even sure what the hell it is. | |
| But you can get that app. | |
| Anyway, we had a great time. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Working now. | |
| Hello. | |
| Look, everybody's here styling. | |
| Frederick's here. | |
| Susan here. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Lovely. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Tie it myself, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Anybody who has a tie. | |
| Oh, by the way, want to see something really great? | |
| Let me show you something here. | |
| This. | |
| This is the police. | |
| What am I trying to say? | |
| The mounted unit in the hood. | |
| And it's a beautiful... | |
| You can't see straight ahead, but it's a wonderful... | |
| It smells like horseshit and leather. | |
| Like a tack room. | |
| And I love that smell. | |
| I'm going to take you around the other... | |
| The horses are big around here, but these wonderful steeds keep us safe. | |
| And I wanted to bring you up to speed regarding that. | |
| I don't even know what that means. | |
| Bring you up to speed. | |
| The hardest part sometimes when you walk and talk and do these things is you end up saying stuff that's just ridiculous. | |
| It's like filler. | |
| Like, well, neither here nor there. | |
| What the hell does that mean? | |
| In any event. | |
| So tonight, or tomorrow, 2 to 6, and then it's going to be 2 to 5 from that point on. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But it's so fun. | |
| Fun to be back on radio. | |
| And the best part is, you ready for this? | |
| A lot of these folks really don't understand how easy it is to do it how much I love it. | |
| This is true gravitas. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I used to think you were a billionaire. | |
| I am. | |
| By virtue of my friends and my family and my wife. | |
| I am a multi-billionaire. | |
| Look at this. | |
| How wonderful. | |
| Your podcast. | |
| Look at this. | |
| People love the podcast. | |
| Isn't that something? | |
| Look at that. | |
| We got the hearts. | |
| This is so easy. | |
| And by the way, it is gratuitous. | |
| It is absolutely gratuitous. | |
| Think about this. | |
| It's so easy to do. | |
| I just walk around. | |
| I walk and I talk and I chat and I do my thing. | |
| I hope you saw my piece before on Shannon Sharp. | |
| That was kind of interesting in a strange way because Cat Williams was correct. | |
| Cat Williams was correct. | |
| And so was Monique. | |
| I was on that Cat Williams scene before you ever realized. | |
| It is so beautiful today. | |
| It is so beautiful. | |
| The breeze from the river, I swear to you, I must be getting old because I'm talking about the weather a lot. | |
| You've got to understand something. | |
| When I was raised in Florida, it was hot all the time. | |
| It was miserable. | |
| Miserable. | |
| I don't think I even owned a sweater. | |
| I don't think I owned... | |
| No, really, I'm serious. | |
| And now, whenever there's any kind of things like, you know, a fall, I enjoy it thoroughly. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Who says... | |
| Anna says... | |
| A voice of reason. | |
| Awesome. | |
| I think so. | |
| I think so in a very strange way. | |
| I think I am. | |
| No, really, seriously. | |
| I'm not left. | |
| I'm not right. | |
| I'm pretty straightforward, which I think is what... | |
| Kind of what people want, so to speak. | |
| You look marvelous. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Tis the season. | |
| Got my thing out. | |
| I'm thinking about investigating one of those sticks. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| But they look kind of, well, frankly, stupid to walk around talking into this thing. | |
| But I'm working on it. | |
| But you know what? | |
| This isn't too, too bad. | |
| This isn't too, too bad. | |
| So anyway, the big story is I don't know if I'm going to do a live one. | |
| Maybe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm getting the lionelmedia.com site working on that. | |
| I've got... | |
| Thank you very much for appreciating or dealing with the fact that my schedule is so crazy. | |
| It changes from time to time, and you were there the whole time, and I appreciate that. | |
| You've never strayed. | |
| You've never veered. | |
| You've never, you know, gone sideways. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Hey, Lionel from Ireland. | |
| Hi, you crazy bastard. | |
| Sheila Clark, deep wonder. | |
| Sharp, focused man indeed. | |
| How many minutes has this been? | |
| That's been terrific. | |
| I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time. | |
| By the way, there's more damn pizza. | |
| There is more pizza. | |
| More pizza consumed. | |
| Everybody walks around with pizza. | |
| It's the best in the country. | |
| Seriously. | |
| In any event, let me just thank you. | |
| I just got out of a cab. | |
| I figured, what the hell? | |
| I'll pick up the phone and I'll start talking to you. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Here's a manual. | |
| See these, by the way, see these things here? | |
| Those are those penny cabs. | |
| The bane of my existence. | |
| I know they've got to make a living, but I hate them. | |
| I hate them. | |
| Give me a Hellfire missile. | |
| Take them out. | |
| That and e-bikes. | |
| I hate them. | |
| I loathe them. | |
| All right, dear friends, thank you so much. | |
| Thanks for being a part of this thing. | |
| Seriously, I mean this sincerely. | |
| I've said the word sincerely enough. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Have a great and a glorious day. | |
| Put your thoughts and comments. | |
| What topics would you like me to cover? | |
| Where would you like me to go? | |
| Next, I'm bringing Mrs. L with me so we can go and do this together. | |
| It'll be a blast. | |
| In any event, thanks so much, friends, and don't forget, the monkey's dead. | |
| The show's over. | |
| Suya. | |