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April 26, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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Lionel Nation Perambulation
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I've been trying to get a little bit better when it comes to the initial parts of this.
I'm a little bit slow.
I'm working on this.
I'm trying to make sure that my camera is working and the like.
I want to tell you, it's been a beautiful day.
I just had to do this.
I have been having such a time, ladies and gentlemen, such a time with you.
The response has been incredible.
I can see a little bit better now because the other day I couldn't see anything at all.
I don't know if I can see the...
Let me see.
Is anybody here?
Ah, yes, a few.
Let me see something.
Nothing like doing this as we speak.
Nothing like finding out.
Ah, I see three people.
But I don't see any responses.
What is the reason for that, dear friend?
Can you think of a reason?
Why am I not seeing you?
Why am I not seeing you?
For the love of God.
Let me see something here.
Huh.
Keep talking.
Talk amongst yourself.
No, no, no.
I don't want to retouch.
I want to retouch off.
I don't want that.
I don't want that.
I don't want this.
Huh.
I might stop and do this again.
This is extremely...
I know you like the get-up.
Huh.
Let me see.
Is that it?
No, that's not it.
Let me see.
Let me see.
That's not it.
This is horrible.
This is absolutely horrible.
Here I am trying to tell you, trying to wax philosophic, and this is the worst thing ever.
There's 14 people available, but I can't see you.
Wait a minute, there we go, there we go!
Finally, where the hell are you, rat bastards?
You like the tie, huh?
It's real, too, ladies and gentlemen.
It's real.
I just did a, just taped a show with the former governor of New York, David Patterson.
It was fantastic.
Tonight, tomorrow night, this is so confusing, from 2 to 6 a.m., folks, on ABC.
I want to make sure you watch this, WABC.
That's right, get that app.
Get that app.
You see what I'm saying?
That's that app.
Or you can listen to 77 ABC.
I'm not even sure what the hell it is.
But you can get that app.
Anyway, we had a great time.
Look at this.
Working now.
Hello.
Look, everybody's here styling.
Frederick's here.
Susan here.
Look at this.
Lovely.
Thank you.
Tie it myself, ladies and gentlemen.
Anybody who has a tie.
Oh, by the way, want to see something really great?
Let me show you something here.
This.
This is the police.
What am I trying to say?
The mounted unit in the hood.
And it's a beautiful...
You can't see straight ahead, but it's a wonderful...
It smells like horseshit and leather.
Like a tack room.
And I love that smell.
I'm going to take you around the other...
The horses are big around here, but these wonderful steeds keep us safe.
And I wanted to bring you up to speed regarding that.
I don't even know what that means.
Bring you up to speed.
The hardest part sometimes when you walk and talk and do these things is you end up saying stuff that's just ridiculous.
It's like filler.
Like, well, neither here nor there.
What the hell does that mean?
In any event.
So tonight, or tomorrow, 2 to 6, and then it's going to be 2 to 5 from that point on.
I don't know.
But it's so fun.
Fun to be back on radio.
And the best part is, you ready for this?
A lot of these folks really don't understand how easy it is to do it how much I love it.
This is true gravitas.
Thank you.
I used to think you were a billionaire.
I am.
By virtue of my friends and my family and my wife.
I am a multi-billionaire.
Look at this.
How wonderful.
Your podcast.
Look at this.
People love the podcast.
Isn't that something?
Look at that.
We got the hearts.
This is so easy.
And by the way, it is gratuitous.
It is absolutely gratuitous.
Think about this.
It's so easy to do.
I just walk around.
I walk and I talk and I chat and I do my thing.
I hope you saw my piece before on Shannon Sharp.
That was kind of interesting in a strange way because Cat Williams was correct.
Cat Williams was correct.
And so was Monique.
I was on that Cat Williams scene before you ever realized.
It is so beautiful today.
It is so beautiful.
The breeze from the river, I swear to you, I must be getting old because I'm talking about the weather a lot.
You've got to understand something.
When I was raised in Florida, it was hot all the time.
It was miserable.
Miserable.
I don't think I even owned a sweater.
I don't think I owned...
No, really, I'm serious.
And now, whenever there's any kind of things like, you know, a fall, I enjoy it thoroughly.
Look at this.
Who says...
Anna says...
A voice of reason.
Awesome.
I think so.
I think so in a very strange way.
I think I am.
No, really, seriously.
I'm not left.
I'm not right.
I'm pretty straightforward, which I think is what...
Kind of what people want, so to speak.
You look marvelous.
Thank you so much.
Tis the season.
Got my thing out.
I'm thinking about investigating one of those sticks.
You know what I mean?
But they look kind of, well, frankly, stupid to walk around talking into this thing.
But I'm working on it.
But you know what?
This isn't too, too bad.
This isn't too, too bad.
So anyway, the big story is I don't know if I'm going to do a live one.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm getting the lionelmedia.com site working on that.
I've got...
Thank you very much for appreciating or dealing with the fact that my schedule is so crazy.
It changes from time to time, and you were there the whole time, and I appreciate that.
You've never strayed.
You've never veered.
You've never, you know, gone sideways.
Look at this.
Hey, Lionel from Ireland.
Hi, you crazy bastard.
Sheila Clark, deep wonder.
Sharp, focused man indeed.
How many minutes has this been?
That's been terrific.
I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time.
By the way, there's more damn pizza.
There is more pizza.
More pizza consumed.
Everybody walks around with pizza.
It's the best in the country.
Seriously.
In any event, let me just thank you.
I just got out of a cab.
I figured, what the hell?
I'll pick up the phone and I'll start talking to you.
I appreciate it.
Here's a manual.
See these, by the way, see these things here?
Those are those penny cabs.
The bane of my existence.
I know they've got to make a living, but I hate them.
I hate them.
Give me a Hellfire missile.
Take them out.
That and e-bikes.
I hate them.
I loathe them.
All right, dear friends, thank you so much.
Thanks for being a part of this thing.
Seriously, I mean this sincerely.
I've said the word sincerely enough.
Thank you.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Put your thoughts and comments.
What topics would you like me to cover?
Where would you like me to go?
Next, I'm bringing Mrs. L with me so we can go and do this together.
It'll be a blast.
In any event, thanks so much, friends, and don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Suya.
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