Lionel Nation - Lionel Nation Perambulation
Aired: 2025-04-26
Duration: 09:39


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[00:01:31]  I've been trying to get a little bit better when it comes to the initial parts of this.
[00:01:38]  I'm a little bit slow.
[00:01:40]  I'm working on this.
[00:01:41]  I'm trying to make sure that my camera is working and the like.
[00:01:48]  I want to tell you, it's been a beautiful day.
[00:01:50]  I just had to do this.
[00:01:51]  I have been having such a time, ladies and gentlemen, such a time with you.
[00:01:59]  The response has been incredible.
[00:02:02]  I can see a little bit better now because the other day I couldn't see anything at all.
[00:02:06]  I don't know if I can see the...
[00:02:07]  Let me see.
[00:02:10]  Is anybody here?
[00:02:12]  Ah, yes, a few.
[00:02:14]  Let me see something.
[00:02:18]  Nothing like doing this as we speak.
[00:02:21]  Nothing like finding out.
[00:02:24]  Ah, I see three people.
[00:02:26]  But I don't see any responses.
[00:02:29]  What is the reason for that, dear friend?
[00:02:31]  Can you think of a reason?
[00:02:32]  Why am I not seeing you?
[00:02:34]  Why am I not seeing you?
[00:02:36]  For the love of God.
[00:02:39]  Let me see something here.
[00:02:41]  Huh.
[00:02:43]  Keep talking.
[00:02:44]  Talk amongst yourself.
[00:02:45]  No, no, no.
[00:02:46]  I don't want to retouch.
[00:02:47]  I want to retouch off.
[00:02:48]  I don't want that.
[00:02:50]  I don't want that.
[00:02:50]  I don't want this.
[00:02:53]  Huh.
[00:02:56]  I might stop and do this again.
[00:02:58]  This is extremely...
[00:02:59]  I know you like the get-up.
[00:03:02]  Huh.
[00:03:04]  Let me see.
[00:03:04]  Is that it?
[00:03:05]  No, that's not it.
[00:03:07]  Let me see.
[00:03:10]  Let me see.
[00:03:11]  That's not it.
[00:03:14]  This is horrible.
[00:03:15]  This is absolutely horrible.
[00:03:17]  Here I am trying to tell you, trying to wax philosophic, and this is the worst thing ever.
[00:03:22]  There's 14 people available, but I can't see you.
[00:03:24]  Wait a minute, there we go, there we go!
[00:03:27]  Finally, where the hell are you, rat bastards?
[00:03:30]  You like the tie, huh?
[00:03:32]  It's real, too, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:03:34]  It's real.
[00:03:36]  I just did a, just taped a show with the former governor of New York, David Patterson.
[00:03:43]  It was fantastic.
[00:03:46]  Tonight, tomorrow night, this is so confusing, from 2 to 6 a.m., folks, on ABC.
[00:03:55]  I want to make sure you watch this, WABC.
[00:03:58]  That's right, get that app.
[00:03:59]  Get that app.
[00:04:01]  You see what I'm saying?
[00:04:03]  That's that app.
[00:04:04]  Or you can listen to 77 ABC.
[00:04:07]  I'm not even sure what the hell it is.
[00:04:08]  But you can get that app.
[00:04:11]  Anyway, we had a great time.
[00:04:12]  Look at this.
[00:04:12]  Working now.
[00:04:13]  Hello.
[00:04:14]  Look, everybody's here styling.
[00:04:16]  Frederick's here.
[00:04:18]  Susan here.
[00:04:19]  Look at this.
[00:04:19]  Lovely.
[00:04:20]  Thank you.
[00:04:22]  Tie it myself, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:04:25]  Anybody who has a tie.
[00:04:30]  Oh, by the way, want to see something really great?
[00:04:33]  Let me show you something here.
[00:04:35]  This.
[00:04:36]  This is the police.
[00:04:40]  What am I trying to say?
[00:04:42]  The mounted unit in the hood.
[00:04:47]  And it's a beautiful...
[00:04:49]  You can't see straight ahead, but it's a wonderful...
[00:04:51]  It smells like horseshit and leather.
[00:04:54]  Like a tack room.
[00:04:56]  And I love that smell.
[00:04:59]  I'm going to take you around the other...
[00:05:01]  The horses are big around here, but these wonderful steeds keep us safe.
[00:05:07]  And I wanted to bring you up to speed regarding that.
[00:05:12]  I don't even know what that means.
[00:05:14]  Bring you up to speed.
[00:05:16]  The hardest part sometimes when you walk and talk and do these things is you end up saying stuff that's just ridiculous.
[00:05:23]  It's like filler.
[00:05:24]  Like, well, neither here nor there.
[00:05:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:05:28]  In any event.
[00:05:29]  So tonight, or tomorrow, 2 to 6, and then it's going to be 2 to 5 from that point on.
[00:05:36]  I don't know.
[00:05:37]  But it's so fun.
[00:05:41]  Fun to be back on radio.
[00:05:43]  And the best part is, you ready for this?
[00:05:46]  A lot of these folks really don't understand how easy it is to do it how much I love it.
[00:05:53]  This is true gravitas.
[00:05:54]  Thank you.
[00:05:55]  I used to think you were a billionaire.
[00:05:57]  I am.
[00:05:59]  By virtue of my friends and my family and my wife.
[00:06:02]  I am a multi-billionaire.
[00:06:05]  Look at this.
[00:06:06]  How wonderful.
[00:06:07]  Your podcast.
[00:06:08]  Look at this.
[00:06:08]  People love the podcast.
[00:06:09]  Isn't that something?
[00:06:10]  Look at that.
[00:06:10]  We got the hearts.
[00:06:13]  This is so easy.
[00:06:14]  And by the way, it is gratuitous.
[00:06:16]  It is absolutely gratuitous.
[00:06:19]  Think about this.
[00:06:19]  It's so easy to do.
[00:06:20]  I just walk around.
[00:06:22]  I walk and I talk and I chat and I do my thing.
[00:06:27]  I hope you saw my piece before on Shannon Sharp.
[00:06:30]  That was kind of interesting in a strange way because Cat Williams was correct.
[00:06:36]  Cat Williams was correct.
[00:06:39]  And so was Monique.
[00:06:41]  I was on that Cat Williams scene before you ever realized.
[00:06:44]  It is so beautiful today.
[00:06:46]  It is so beautiful.
[00:06:49]  The breeze from the river, I swear to you, I must be getting old because I'm talking about the weather a lot.
[00:06:55]  You've got to understand something.
[00:06:56]  When I was raised in Florida, it was hot all the time.
[00:07:00]  It was miserable.
[00:07:02]  Miserable.
[00:07:03]  I don't think I even owned a sweater.
[00:07:06]  I don't think I owned...
[00:07:08]  No, really, I'm serious.
[00:07:09]  And now, whenever there's any kind of things like, you know, a fall, I enjoy it thoroughly.
[00:07:15]  Look at this.
[00:07:15]  Who says...
[00:07:16]  Anna says...
[00:07:18]  A voice of reason.
[00:07:19]  Awesome.
[00:07:20]  I think so.
[00:07:21]  I think so in a very strange way.
[00:07:23]  I think I am.
[00:07:25]  No, really, seriously.
[00:07:28]  I'm not left.
[00:07:29]  I'm not right.
[00:07:30]  I'm pretty straightforward, which I think is what...
[00:07:33]  Kind of what people want, so to speak.
[00:07:35]  You look marvelous.
[00:07:36]  Thank you so much.
[00:07:38]  Tis the season.
[00:07:39]  Got my thing out.
[00:07:41]  I'm thinking about investigating one of those sticks.
[00:07:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:07:45]  But they look kind of, well, frankly, stupid to walk around talking into this thing.
[00:07:50]  But I'm working on it.
[00:07:51]  But you know what?
[00:07:52]  This isn't too, too bad.
[00:07:54]  This isn't too, too bad.
[00:07:56]  So anyway, the big story is I don't know if I'm going to do a live one.
[00:07:59]  Maybe.
[00:07:59]  I don't know.
[00:08:00]  I'm getting the lionelmedia.com site working on that.
[00:08:07]  I've got...
[00:08:08]  Thank you very much for appreciating or dealing with the fact that my schedule is so crazy.
[00:08:15]  It changes from time to time, and you were there the whole time, and I appreciate that.
[00:08:20]  You've never strayed.
[00:08:22]  You've never veered.
[00:08:23]  You've never, you know, gone sideways.
[00:08:27]  Look at this.
[00:08:28]  Hey, Lionel from Ireland.
[00:08:30]  Hi, you crazy bastard.
[00:08:32]  Sheila Clark, deep wonder.
[00:08:35]  Sharp, focused man indeed.
[00:08:37]  How many minutes has this been?
[00:08:38]  That's been terrific.
[00:08:39]  I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time.
[00:08:41]  By the way, there's more damn pizza.
[00:08:43]  There is more pizza.
[00:08:45]  More pizza consumed.
[00:08:47]  Everybody walks around with pizza.
[00:08:49]  It's the best in the country.
[00:08:50]  Seriously.
[00:08:51]  In any event, let me just thank you.
[00:08:53]  I just got out of a cab.
[00:08:54]  I figured, what the hell?
[00:08:55]  I'll pick up the phone and I'll start talking to you.
[00:08:57]  I appreciate it.
[00:08:58]  Here's a manual.
[00:08:59]  See these, by the way, see these things here?
[00:09:01]  Those are those penny cabs.
[00:09:03]  The bane of my existence.
[00:09:06]  I know they've got to make a living, but I hate them.
[00:09:08]  I hate them.
[00:09:09]  Give me a Hellfire missile.
[00:09:11]  Take them out.
[00:09:12]  That and e-bikes.
[00:09:14]  I hate them.
[00:09:15]  I loathe them.
[00:09:16]  All right, dear friends, thank you so much.
[00:09:17]  Thanks for being a part of this thing.
[00:09:19]  Seriously, I mean this sincerely.
[00:09:21]  I've said the word sincerely enough.
[00:09:23]  Thank you.
[00:09:24]  Have a great and a glorious day.
[00:09:26]  Put your thoughts and comments.
[00:09:27]  What topics would you like me to cover?
[00:09:29]  Where would you like me to go?
[00:09:30]  Next, I'm bringing Mrs. L with me so we can go and do this together.
[00:09:33]  It'll be a blast.
[00:09:35]  In any event, thanks so much, friends, and don't forget, the monkey's dead.
[00:09:38]  The show's over.
[00:09:38]  Suya.