All Episodes
Previous Next
Feb. 14, 2025 - Lionel Nation
01:03:26
The Woke Bloodbath Has Begun
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
Disaster can strike when least expected.
Wildfires, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes.
They can instantly turn your world upside down.
Dirty Man Underground Safes is a safeguard against chaos.
Hidden below, your valuables remain protected no matter what.
Prepare for the unexpected.
Use code DIRTY10 for 10% off and secure peace of mind for you and your family.
Dirty Man Safe.
When disaster hits, security isn't optional.
The storm is coming.
Markets are crashing.
Banks are closing.
When the economy collapses, how will you survive?
You need a plan.
Cash, gold, bitcoin.
Dirty Man Safes keep your assets hidden underground at a secret location ready for any crisis.
Don't wait for disaster to strike.
Get your Dirty Man safe today.
Use promo code Dirty10 for 10% off your order.
When uncertainty strikes, peace of mind is priceless.
Dirty Man underground safes protects what matters most.
Discreetly designed, these safes are where innovation meets reliability, keeping your valuables close yet secure.
Be ready for anything.
Use code DIRTY10 for 10% off today and take the first step towards safeguarding your future.
Dirty Man Safe.
Because protecting your family starts with protecting what you treasure.
future.
I start off every day by saying the same thing, and I recognize the fact that this is something that I can't even put into perspective in terms of how the evidence and the news are exploding, imploding, cascading.
It's like a tsunami.
I say this, and...
I sound redundant.
I sound cliched.
But I mean it like I've never meant anything before.
You're seeing something that nobody has ever seen before.
Nothing.
Nothing.
And don't lose sight of the fact of what's happening.
I'm going to give you some headlines today that are just going to blow your mind.
Blow your mind in terms of what's happening.
You never thought that anybody could do this much, this fast, this quickly.
Before the rest of the world.
So let me tell you right now, first of all, thank you for joining us.
Let me remind you, February 22nd at the Cutting Room, I'm going to be there.
Tickets are available herein.
Make sure you subscribe to Lionel Nation.
Make sure you subscribe to Lynn's Warriors.
Make sure you subscribe to Lionel Legal.
Make sure this happens.
But get ready, I have got stories for you today.
One after another, you're not going to believe them.
But first...
Have you ever wondered what happened to the legendary Chuck Norris?
I recently saw a video he made, and I was shocked.
He's in his 80s and still kicking proverbial butt and working out and staying active.
And what's even more shocking is he's stronger, can work out longer, and even has plenty of energy left for his grandkids.
Now, he did this by just making one change.
He says he still feels like he's in his 50s.
And his wife even started doing the one thing, too.
And she's never felt better.
She says she feels 10 years younger.
Her body looks leaner and she has energy all day.
Chuck made a special video that explains everything.
Make sure you watch it by going to chuckdefense.com slash Lionel or by clicking on the link below this video.
It will change the way you think about your health.
Once again, that's chuckdefense.com slash Lionel.
Click on the link in the description below to watch the video now.
And you won't believe how simple it is.
And just a reminder, the legendary Chuck Norris is a whopping 84 years old and yet has more energy than he ever has.
He discovered he could create dramatic changes to his health simply focusing on three things that sabotage our body as we age.
Watch his method by clicking the link in the description box below.
At ChuckDefense.com slash Lionel.
So my friends, let's talk about a couple of things here.
First, it is tough for you to grasp what's going on because for the longest time, as I said yesterday, we've been living in kind of this four years of torpor.
We've been kind of somnolent.
We've been walking around somnambulistic, almost anesthetized.
We've been just...
Unable to really do much of anything.
We were just watching this.
We couldn't believe what was happening.
And they came at us left and right.
They shut us down.
So we kind of gave in through this thing called learned helplessness.
This is an important thing.
Learned helplessness.
And learned helplessness is the notion that after a while when you have been so subjected to some particular unyielding attack, you just give up.
You just give up.
You just collapse.
Because you can't take it anymore.
You don't fight.
You don't want to resist.
What's the point?
That's the whole thing.
I want you to give up.
If you keep fighting and you realize it's a waste of time, it's horrible.
It'll destroy you more.
It's easier sometimes to resolve yourself to a situation than to give in.
Now let's talk about some great stories.
I've got the news today.
It's unbelievable.
Let's talk about this.
You know who Lee Zeldin is?
Lee Zeldin ran for governor of New York and now he's I think he's in charge of EPA.
Not exactly the most exciting person in the world, but very effective.
So Lee Zeldin reveals a shocking abuse.
You're going to believe this.
Former Congressman Lee Zeldin exposed misconduct by the Biden era EPA, Environmental Protection Agency, claiming they diverted $20 billion to an external financial institution and a last-minute move.
And Zeldin discusses the implication of this.
This is huge.
Now we're getting into criminal.
So stay tuned.
Put that aside for just a moment.
Then this one.
Caroline Levitt, who is becoming better and better and better.
Tells us the following.
Investigations have uncovered over $2.7 trillion in fraudulent U.S. government payments.
$2.7 trillion in fraudulent U.S. government payments.
Carolyn Levitt, like I said, who is a fantastic press secretary, addressed these findings, showed the world in a video response.
You can see them all there yesterday.
$2.7 trillion.
Trillion dollars.
It's the most incredible thing anybody's ever seen.
Next, President Trump announces a forthcoming press conference, might be today I think, where he plans to discuss the identities of individuals and organizations implicated in government fraud and abuse.
I can't wait.
He emphasizes the, dare I say, the improbability of such activities occurring.
Without kickbacks, without knowledge, without scienter, without knowing what's going on.
This is the most incredible story in the world.
This is incredible.
A new shock poll.
This blows my mind.
A recent poll indicates that President Trump's approval rating among black men has risen to 42%.
Reflecting a significant shift in support within this demographic.
This was brand new.
This is incredible.
This is beyond anything anybody ever thought was even remotely possible.
And if you ask me, it's higher.
But the thing is, when he goes up, they're losing faith in the Democratic Party, which is what this is really about.
And then there's this wonderful piece going around.
There's this video.
You've got to see this.
This is a resurfaced 2009 video showing Chuck Schumer defending, listen to this, substantial governmental spending asserting, you ready, that the American public is indifferent to such expenditures of cost.
He said this.
You're indifferent.
He said this.
How do you like that?
Indifferent.
Indifferent.
You don't care.
Oh, they've got him zeroed in.
They have got him nailed.
You're going to love this one.
Next one.
An analysis highlighting the following.
The Democrats in mainstream media outlets have been expressing concerns over a constitutional crisis since 2017 is now making the waves.
This is the most incredible thing.
Democrats in the media, they're talking about this constitutional crisis since 2017.
And they bring out these fools, Ayanna Pressley and these others screaming about whatever the hell it is they're screaming about.
And nobody's listening.
Talk about indifferent.
Nobody's indifferent is listening.
Are you going to love this?
This is the best one.
Former Obama administration officials, remember the Obama bros or whatever, acknowledged President Trump's effectiveness in implementing his agenda.
And expressing a desire that they had undertaken an initiative similar to Elon Musk, the world would be a better place.
These are Democrats within the Democratic Party showing acknowledgement that, you know, this is pretty good.
Because believe it or not, I'm going to tell you something right now.
You're not going to believe this.
There's a lot of Democrats in the world, a lot of people in the government, who really wanted to do good.
There's a lot of people in Silicon Valley who want it to do good.
There are a lot of people in Silicon Valley who want it to do a lot more than just sit around and just spy on you.
Cut Up Chatter says, disgust like pine tar has been lit and like LA will burn till spent.
Indeed, how majestically poetic that was.
Next, Mike Benz.
On Jake Sullivan's email, Mike Benz discussed an email from Jake Sullivan to Hillary Clinton concerning the funding of terrorist groups.
This is all coming up.
This is just...
Good luck with it.
Next, a court dismissed the Trump administration.
Okay.
Also, by the way, They lifted the stay.
Remember, no court can stop the president here.
None.
You can't do this.
This is exclusively within the province of the president.
Then there's an article questioning French President Emmanuel Macron.
Considering hosting an individual with alleged jihadist ties at the LSA Palace.
This guy's got so many problems.
They're going after his wife.
Is she a man?
What the hell's going on?
By the way, two words.
Remember I'm telling you this.
I can only tell you this.
Number one, Jack Schlossberg.
Remember him?
The nut?
Remember the one I'm telling you about?
I said, you know, I didn't know about her.
I think he looks like he should go into rehab or something.
Jack Schlossberg.
Where's Jack?
You're not going to be hearing from him for a while.
Jack Schlossberg.
And number two, all I'm going to tell you is this.
George Stephanopoulos.
That's all I'm going to tell you.
What does that mean?
When you hear it, you'll say, oh, it's still too early yet.
But everybody's buzzing.
That's all we're saying.
That's all we're saying.
Next, the judge has lifted the suspension of President Trump's federal worker buyout program, allowing it to proceed as planned.
Told ya!
Told ya!
Next!
Representative Brandon Gill advocates for the arrest and deportation of, drumroll, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar to Somalia accusing her of treason.
Treason!
Stay away from the treason.
Trust me.
That's overkill, overreach.
Don't do it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Next, Cincinnati Children's Hospital has denied a heart transplant to a 12-year-old girl related to Senator J.D. Vance, well, Vice President, due to her unvaccinated status against COVID.
Remember that one?
We're going to follow up on that one.
Next, Pam Bondi charges, I love this, charges New York Governor Kathy Hochul Attorney General Letitia James and DMV Chief Mark Schroeder over sanctuary policy said this is the new DOJ.
We sued Illinois and New York but they didn't listen.
She announces this legal action against New York State over sanctuary policies emphasizing the DOJ's renewed approach and referencing previous lawsuits against Illinois and New York.
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
Next, the Kremlin confirms that President Vladimir Putin has invited President Trump to Moscow for discussions aimed at ending the conflict in Ukraine.
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
This is just, he told you.
And he's going to sit there and he's going to say, Donald, I don't want Ukraine.
I know.
It was NATO.
I know.
They goaded me.
They pushed me.
They put...
NATO troops on my border?
I told you that was red line.
I know!
I don't want Ukraine.
No!
What are you talking about?
Could have taken this forever.
I don't want it.
I don't want NATO troops on my border.
Why is this so difficult for people to understand?
Next, Isaac Thomas, a defendant in the January 6th parade permit violation, shared a farewell message of gratitude to a number of people recently.
Which is a wonderful thing.
A lot of people still there, and you'll never be able to really understand the particular, the personal and the psychological toll that these people took.
Next, Governor Kristi Noem recovers $59 million in FIBA funds that were used to house migrants in luxury hotels in New York City, including the individual responsible for Lakin Riley's death.
And what they did was, these folks didn't even care, they didn't even go to these hotels and say, now listen, let's work out a deal.
No, they paid top dollar.
They just threw the money at them.
Threw it.
And we had one particular hotel in the area, 57th, between 9th and 10th.
It's called the Watson.
It was a Halloween years ago.
And they had this rooftop.
It was a mainstay in the neighborhood.
Our friend Joe Sacala ran it for years.
Anyway, they turned it into a complete and total shithole.
And now they're gone.
They're just gone.
Then 150 arrested in the largest operation by Italian police against the mafia in 40 years.
How about that one?
I know you don't care about that one.
But that mafia is completely different.
That mafia is completely different.
Now here's some other ones.
Check out some other stories like Zero Hedge.
It's a grand bargain in the works between U.S. and Russia.
There's an article discussing the possibility of a comprehensive overhaul of post-World War II global order potentially involving significant negotiations between the U.N. and Russia.
This is bigger than anything anybody's ever seen before.
See, now we're getting into the world of Zero Hedge.
It's fantastic.
Zero Hedge, RT, global research.
Look at it from that.
We're talking about a reconfiguration of a post-World War II world.
Beautiful.
There's this wonderful, you know, you don't care about this, but how about there's this great article examining the London Bullion Market Association's response to issues regarding availability of gold in the London market.
Focusing on market functionality and structural pressures.
These are the things that you're never going to hear about on Fox.
But it's good to kind of say, oh, I didn't know that.
Because when it comes to the world, it's more than Bitcoin, more than stocks, bonds.
There's this other stuff.
Bullion, okay?
Think about this one.
How about the role of AID?
Suggesting that those involved should reflect...
On the allocation and utilization of funds and consider the reasons behind increased scrutiny from funders.
A lot of people really getting upset about it.
You see, the way it's being portrayed is there's the idea that, oh, we wasted some money.
Yes.
Oh, we did.
Yes, yes, yes, we did.
It's more than that.
Think about how the institutional investors Where did this money...
When you do a forensic accounting of this, where is it going to go?
How about there's a wonderful article, a recent reviewing the conversation between Putin and Trump, during which Putin extended an invitation to Trump to visit Moscow.
Do you know what that means?
Signaling a readiness for peaceful dialogue?
But it's not just peaceful dialogue.
It's two nuclear superpowers saying, let's cut this shit out.
Now why is that important?
Because Russia and China were like this.
Now I'm not a sinophobe.
I'm not one of these people who screams China, China, China.
That's not my thing.
But you better deal with them, you better understand them, and you better not antagonize them.
And the worst thing you can do is every time you push Russia off, it pushes Russia towards China.
But that's what Victoria Nuland and these rat bastard warmongers want.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You understand what I'm saying?
Following inquiries led by Senator Ted Cruz, Microsoft has decided to discontinue its association with NewsGuard.
This is a media literacy tool funded by USAID.
Raising questions about the tool's objectivity and the influence of government funding on media ratings.
This is huge!
This is huge!
The institutional In-placed censorship applications and the like, it's beautiful.
How about this one?
There's this emergence of China's AI company, DeepSeek, of course, which has launched a new artificial intelligence.
That's not done yet.
Based on, you know, chat, GPT, and the like, this is one of the AI market is bigger than anything Let me ask you something.
If you think this is interesting, when you talk about the AI market, have you ever noticed how sometimes you go to a CVS or something or you'll say, here's this poor guy pointing me to the checkout.
You know, Carol or Carousel or whatever it's called.
They're leading me to their own execution.
That's what AI is going to be doing.
Meta is cutting.
Meta doesn't know why these people are even there.
AI is changing.
AI is bigger than anything you can possibly imagine.
If you have not endeavored into chat GPT, you're missing something that is going to blow your mind.
Next, the FBI has announced a discovery of approximately 2,400 new records related to the assassination of President John Kennedy, which are set to be transferred to the National Archives for declassifications.
Look, you know my thought about that.
Go ahead.
Good hurt.
Symbolic.
By the way, why do you think the Kennedys have been so quiet?
Why do you think the Kennedy family has been so quiet?
Why do you think the Kennedy families have been so tough against Bobby?
Why?
Because they're on the take!
I wouldn't be surprised if USAID had a Kennedy fund going there.
We're just printing this money.
Sure!
Oprah!
You!
Yeah!
Kennedy!
Yeah!
Who needs it?
NFL, what do you want?
The Osmond family?
Name it!
CNN, we'll take care of you.
Politico, no problem.
It was an endless font of information.
Next journalist Matt Taibbi's opening statement to Congress addresses concerns regarding USAID's involvement of free speech issuance and the existence of a censorship machine.
Affecting public discourse.
Isn't that great?
It's like this is the era of free speech.
Yes!
Huzzah, ladies and gentlemen!
Yes!
Look at this.
According to U.S. Intel reports, there are indications that Israel may be attempting to involve former President Donald Trump at a preemptive strike against Iran.
Please.
Don't get me started with that one.
Don't get me started.
In response to recent executive actions by President Trump, Disney has announced plans to scale back its DEI program, stating that the focus should shift back to being entertainment-driven rather than agenda-driven.
Do you think?
Really?
Really?
Do you think maybe that's happening?
Do you think maybe it's a good idea?
Maybe that's fine.
Cobb says, good morning, fine sir.
When are the purple walks?
Glorious.
We will stay tuned, my friends.
Pilgrim Media says, when are the special prosecutors coming?
Yes, we'll stay tuned.
And Ricardo says, the Wilkettes do not have to be weathermen to know which way the wind is blowing.
As Mr. Dillon spoke, spake.
Sparky says, Don't leave a rum state called Ukraine lest it remain a NATO playground, a carpetbagger's money laundering.
Yes, a black rock property.
Indeed, or as Mearsheimer calls it, a failed rum state or some kind of a weird kind of a nomad.
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Could not say it more.
Could not say it better.
Absolutely touche, touche turtle, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, more great headlines.
Israel, this is for you, Sparky, Israel is reportedly planning a significant attack on Iran's nuclear sites, believing that President Trump is more likely to support such action compared to former President Biden.
Israeli military leaders feel the military or the Mideast balance of power has shifted, making Iran more vulnerable due to its weakened defenses after.
Do you believe that?
Do you believe that?
They just don't stop.
They don't.
They don't stop.
They don't stop.
But they will.
You know what Trump's thinking?
Oh, God.
How long do I got to keep...
Does he still...
Okay.
All right.
I'll do something.
Maybe we'll make Tehran.
We'll add that to the Trump, you know, resort facility.
Next, President Trump announced his intention to close the Department of Education, labeling it a big con job and criticizing the U.S. education system for high costs and poor global rankings.
He is considering an executive order to shift many DOE functions to other agencies and will seek congressional approval to dismantle the department.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
Hamas breached its ceasefire agreement by halting the release of hostages.
Accusing Israel of breaking the terms.
President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu have threatened to resume hostilities if hostages are not returned by the upcoming deadline.
*sad music*
I don't even know where to start with that.
And I shan't.
Next, top officials at ICE, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, Russell Hatt and Peter Berg.
Have been demoted for not meeting President Trump's heightened demands for increased migrant deportations.
The administration has intensified pressure on ICE to arrest and deport more illegal immigrants, aliens, especially, especially with criminal records.
Isn't that wonderful?
Isn't that wonderful?
I love this.
Next, FCC Chair Brendan Carr has initiated an investigation into Comcast's diversity, equity, and inclusion policies to determine if they violate EEO, the Equal Employment Opportunity Act.
This follows President Trump's federal ban on such policies, leading several companies to scale back their DEI initiatives.
See where that's going?
See this?
And yesterday, what a wonderful day, what a wonderful time this week, Tulsi Gabbard, the U.S. Senate confirmed former Representative Tulsi Gabbard as a new DNI, Director of National Intelligence and President Trump's administration, with a 52-48 vote.
Notably, Senator Minority Leader Mitch McConnell joined all 47 Dems in opposing Gabbard's appointment.
Mitch McConnell is evil.
He is a turtle.
He is an amphibian.
He must be stopped.
Next, an Associated Press reporter was barred from attending an executive order signing after the news outlet refused to comply with President Trump's directive renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
The AP defended this position.
Signing the Gulf of Mexico's name has been established for over 400 years.
I got you 400 years!
Next, President Carville.
Excuse me.
Oh, God, did they say that?
Next, James Carville, veteran Democratic strategist and weird Popeye-looking dude.
He has warned Democrats to abandon the false hope that Republicans will oppose the Trump administration's actions.
He urged Democrats to focus on creating a credible and unifying strategy that resonates with the public.
Makes sense to me, don't you think?
Even he knows that, for Christ's sakes.
Next, the federal government has reportedly spent over $8 million on subscriptions to left-leaning media outlets such as Politico, New York Times, and The Associated Press.
This funding is seen as a reward for these outlets' favorable coverage and dissemination of government-backed narratives.
You think?
You think?
Journalist and author Joe Klein criticized the Democratic Party, suggesting it may be beyond repair due to, quote, intellectual corrosion.
He pointed out, he pointed out to the party's focus on gender inclusivity and diversity as evidence of being out of touch with broader voter concerns.
Everybody's saying it.
We all know it's true.
Next Fox News channel has announced that Laura Trump is going to be hosting her new show, primetime show, titled My View.
With Lara Trump.
Set to premiere on February the 22nd.
February 22nd, by the way, is Saturday night and I'll be at the Cutting Room.
So you can set your DVRs or watch that later.
22nd Cutting Room.
I'll be there with my show called Hey, Look at This!
at the Cutting Room in New York City.
On the stage with you is my special guest.
Tickets are available.
Over here!
The show will feature in-depth analysis, interviews, and discussions on major news outlets impacting America.
It should be a barn burner, ladies and gentlemen.
Absolutely without peer.
Sparky says, Israel better hurry if they want U.S. to back them in attacking Iran.
In the course of interacting with World War II leaders, President Trump will get up to speed and not likely back them on the endeavor.
Sparky, you know and I know the President is not at all, not at all as interested in the usual narrative as some would like to believe.
He is, sir.
You know it, I know it, we all know it.
Alright, so let's cut the crap, kids.
Let's get down to reality.
We know what's going on in the real world, okay?
Welcome to the real world, set you free.
John Mayer.
Law professor Philip Hamburger cautions that the Ku Klux Klan was a leading advocate for creating the Department of Education, aiming to homogenize education and limit parental independence.
He suggests that dismantling the department to preserve innovation and diversity, that makes sense.
Did you know that?
Did you know the KKK?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr expressed concern over a Soros-backed radio station, KCBS 740, for broadcasting live locations of undercover ICE agents conducting deportation operations against illegal aliens.
The FCC is investigating whether the station violated its license terms, which necessitate operating in the public interest.
Sparky weighs in with this one.
He says, quote, quote, world leaders, not World War II leaders.
There you go.
There you go.
All right, my friends.
Now, next, the Trump administration has instructed four left-leaning commie rat-bastard pinko news agencies to vacate their office spaces at the Pentagon, making way for outlets like Breitbart, One American News, etc.
The decision has intensified debates concerning press favoritism and transparency within the administration.
That's what I see.
Next, former Politico reporters have indicated that the media intentionally protected Joe Biden, wait a minute, what?
ahead of the 2020 election by avoiding coverage of negative stories about him and his son, including the Hunter Biden laptop story.
The suppression of such stories was allegedly aimed Did you know this?
Next, my friend, in a major victory for President Trump's plan to shrink the size and cost of government, a federal judge in Boston denied a workers' union request to block a massive buyout offer for federal employees and workers.
This decision clears the way for the administration To proceed with its efforts to reduce government size.
And my friends, I ask you to do me one favor and listen.
Listen carefully.
Listen with all your heart.
Listen to the following instanter.
Listen.
Listen to this.
New reports reveal that the average person has $8,674 in credit card debt, plus the total average consumer debt is a shocking $104,215 between mortgages, auto loans, student loans, credit cards.
Unfortunately, without outside assistance, many will continue digging themselves deeper and deeper into the hole of debt.
I've advised and counseled friends and clients for years who want to take back control of individual debt.
About this secret weapon that has helped so many consolidate everything owed into one affordable monthly payment.
They even helped negotiate a settlement agreement that will allow you to pay less than the total balance.
Listen.
They settled over $275 million in debt.
And they've helped people become debt-free in an average of 28 months.
I've had such an incredible experience referring clients and friends that I wanted to partner with them here and introduce their services to you, my loyal Lionel Nation family.
If you want a helping hand to get out of debt, I absolutely, positively, and strenuously recommend booking a free consultation now by going to NoDebtWithLionel.com.
Look at the address.
Once again, that's NoDebtWithLionel.com.
Use the link I've provided under the title.
Listen to me.
You can take control and learn how to get out of debt now.
I want you to hear something very carefully, especially those wonderful friends of yours who have donated and who have participated in the Super Chat function.
A woman by the name of, I believe, Ida Clare says, Lionel, I enjoy your podcast.
I don't know if that's what this is, but I have one suggestion to improve the flow.
Respond to Super Chats after your podcast is complete.
Thank you for your consideration.
You know when I say, Ida, no.
What are you talking about?
Excuse me.
These fine people have stopped what they're doing.
They've donated their hard-earned money to me, and I'm going to wait until later so that your flow...
Your flow is not interrupted?
Are you kidding me?
Hell no.
What are you talking about?
Your flow?
Like Sparky, who says Department of Education represented a further shift to national control of education, leading to schools less likely to customize their curriculum to local news.
Did that screw up the flow, Ida?
Sparky's a good person.
You owe him an apology.
Everybody else for that matter.
Who have absolutely assiduously and loyally supported Lionel Nation.
And you're worried about your flow?
Because maybe perhaps you're penury?
Is that what you're doing this?
This miserly attitude?
Don't interrupt my flow with those people who support me.
How dare you?
How utterly dare you?
Look at this.
Complete a thought maybe?
Ooh!
Like Sparky's thought?
Like this?
For instance, a factory might ask the local school's shop teacher that it'd be nice if he taught his students how to use a screwdriver or even the metric system.
You see that?
You see that?
Did that affect the flow?
I think not.
Get me a break.
How dare you?
Now, moving right along.
This is so sad.
There was a video making its way where showcasing Democrats expressing strong opposition to initiatives.
You're going to love this one.
Two initiatives by President Trump and Elon Musk aimed at addressing the nation's financial issues.
The footage was absolutely horrible.
Did you see those folks?
Hey, here's an interruption in flow.
Here's Pilgrim Media.
I'm a big fan of...
Look.
Look at the address.
See?
You see that?
How you like that, Ida?
Huh?
You like that?
Was your flow interrupted?
Next, a recent video reveals prominent Democrats, of course, advocating for the aggressive actions against Elon Musk, based on...
Unfounded allegations that he is actually misappropriating Social Security fund.
The report underscores the escalating tensions between Musk's involvement in governmental functions and these rat-bastard commie Dems.
You hear that one?
And by the way, more interruption of funds, more interruption of the flow, ladies and gentlemen.
A good friend, Finn Gazinia, says, read me now!
See?
How do you like that, Claire?
You don't like that?
Huh?
You don't like that?
It's all about Ida and Cousin Karen.
That's right.
And Sparky says, correction, schools, not schools.
Sorry about that.
Don't ever, ever in any way show any contrition for what I consider to be insignificant errata.
You got that, Claire?
Huh?
You got that one?
You got that?
Is that a problem for you?
How about this?
A Democratic figure recently criticizing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for associating selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, or SSRIs, with mass shootings and ridicules his assertion that certain chemicals in water, like fluoride, could influence children's sexual orientation.
The discussion highlights ongoing debates over environmental factors.
And public health.
Well, let me ask you a question.
If there is no indication between harm or self-harm or the harm of others regarding SSRIs, then why would it be so prominently figured and configured in literature contained in the actual items themselves?
That's the last thing in the world the companies would want to put in unless there was something to it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
The Trump and Doge army are demolishing the criminal deep state.
It's incredible.
Roger Stone is making his back again.
He's talking about the bad guys.
It's so wonderful.
People right now are looking at this Doge.
Nobody ever, ever, ever thought it would be so climactic, so existential in its move.
Trump joins Musk in a call for corrupt activist judges blocking Doge investigations to be investigated as well.
Oh, they're not stopping with this.
President Trump and Elon Musk are uniting and demanding the impeachment of activist judges who are obstructing Doge's investigations into significant governmental fraud and misuse of resources.
This move signifies and indicates a concerted effort to To hold the judiciary accountable.
Isn't that wonderful?
Do you know this?
Are you getting this on CNN?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Presidents Trump and Putin engaging in an extensive and constructive phone conversation discussing pragmatic approaches to establishing enduring peace in Ukraine.
How about telling, and I think Sparky would agree, how about telling NATO to back off?
This dialogue is so needed, so important, so critical, so necessary.
And Pam Bondi, I've got to say it again, a fellow Tampeña from Tampa worked at the state attorney's office for the 13th Judicial Circuit, I believe under Harry Cole at the time, knows a little bit about what's going on.
A.G. Pam Bondi announced that the Department of Justice has filed charges against, I'm going to say it again, the New York state officials.
For prioritizing undocumented and illegal aliens over citizens.
This is what we are doing.
This is the commentary.
This is what we're talking about right now.
It is so beyond anything that anybody has ever seen.
Do you see this?
A runway is closed at Scottsdale, Arizona airport.
An emergency crews were on the scene after a plane crash.
Another one.
Another.
Plane crash.
Now, maybe this was always the case.
I don't know.
Maybe it was.
I don't think so.
President Trump has also earned support from an unlikely group, admitting he was doing a good job after a White House return.
President Donald Trump's approval rating is that, listen to this, is at historic high three weeks after taking office, according to a new poll.
Notably, One in five Democrats.
One in five Democrats say that President Trump is doing a fine job.
Stopping the flow, Pilgrim Media says, what would Richard Milhouse Nixon say about now?
How do you like that, I declare.
Did that screw things up for you?
God bless, Mr. Nixon.
We treated him so poorly.
How about this?
This surprise FaceTime call.
I don't know why this is a dream.
Travis Kels?
Kels?
They say it's Kelsey, but it's pronounced Kels.
Remember that?
The Jadrool?
Kels endured a night of humiliation at the Super Bowl in New Orleans as the Chiefs were defeated by the Eagles with girlfriend Taylor Swift.
And following the game, he made this, he made some kind of surprise FaceTime call and they're talking about this stuff.
I despise him.
I despise him.
Next, Doge uncovers 2.3 million dollar program, it's farcical, training soldiers to act in DI friendly ways.
Elon Musk's Doge has terminated a multi-million dollar virtual reality project that taught soldiers how to have difficult conversations with people who are genetically screwed up and who are mentally ill.
The program, as you can imagine, was deemed unnecessary.
This again, Trump threatens to cancel Israel's ceasefire deal and let all hell break loose if all Hamas hostages are not released by noon on Saturday.
President Trump has issued an ultimatum to Hamas stating that he will cancel Israel's ceasefire on Gaza and let all hell break loose.
You know what's happening, right, with this?
They're basically saying to the world, I'm in control of this.
Not BB.
I'm in control of this.
Sparky, interrupting the flow with this super chat, says, I like President Trump's bull in a China shop.
Keep them on their heels, style of government reform.
Oh, I do too as well.
I love it.
Listen, after four years of osseous concretized torpor, I'll take this.
Did you see this one, Sparky?
Trump threatens to cut off aid to Jordan and Egypt if countries don't take Palestinians from Gaza.
But that's where they live!
Sort of.
Don't you love that?
Take these people out.
We're going to go into Vietnam, blow it up, and then force you to take Art Japan, take these Vietnamese.
What?
Why?
Take them!
I don't want to take them!
I don't want to take them!
Raul Rodriguez Further interrupting the flow of the show with this super chat says, Stopping the flow?
Will Melania be on Vogue magazine?
Never.
Never, ever, ever.
How much do you want to bet Vogue magazine got money from USAID?
How much do you want to bet?
Do you think they're going to perhaps maybe forfeit or I guess countermand or seize her wig?
Wintour's wig.
Maybe four clothes on that one.
More flow cessation.
Dave says Trump is like Muhammad Ali.
His first term was the bob and weave.
Rope-a-dope.
Second term, a savage combo of jabs and hooks.
Absolutely.
See that?
See how that works?
See how that works?
So in any event, the president has issued a final ultimatum to Hamas.
And I love this.
They're basically saying...
Oh, and also I love this.
He's also trying to come off...
Cutting off aid to Jordan and Egypt if they don't take the...
I think he's saying whatever he wants.
Good news, Pilgrim.
Good news, by the way, who further, of course, as you know, further interrupts the flow of this with this super chat.
He says, is Musk President Trump's domestic Kissinger?
No.
No.
Because Kissinger was not beneficial necessarily towards the government.
That was a foreign policy thing.
But here's the good news.
President Trump has officially brought back plastic straws.
It says the paper alternative can explode.
President Trump signed an executive order to move the U.S. government away from paper straws, suggesting that they explode.
That's reliable.
That makes more sense than anything else.
How about during an exchange on Air Force One, Huff Post reporter, are you still around?
SV Date posed a question to President Trump, who responded with a quick-witted remark, leaving the reporter stunned.
I don't know what that was, but I'm sure it was stunning.
Democrats lose it after weird Elon Musk doge suck-ups close down the CFPB.
Democrats and activists rallied outside the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which has been the latest target of President Trump and Elon Musk's doge team.
The closure has sparked significant controversy.
You know what I say?
Very simply this.
That's what I say.
Musk's teenage doge lieutenant with a very crude nickname.
I think it's Big Balls or Hairy Balls or Varicose Balls or Rancid Balls or Pendulous Balls.
I don't know which one.
There's so many balls references.
So many testicular monikers, if you will.
But he's sparking outrage after taking a new role at the State Department.
A teenager, well he's 19 years old, a teenager, member of this, known by Big Balls, It's a cause of outrage, you know, after accepting a new role at the State Department.
Critics are questioning the qualifications and appropriateness of the appointment.
Now, let me ask you something.
Let me remind you.
During the time, as you know, during World War II, when we were trying to crack the Enigma Code, we looked high and far and wide to every group of people.
Who might be able to crack codes?
Mothers of people who like crossword puzzles and the like?
Let me also tell you something.
How do we do something about this?
I would like to appoint...
I'm going to appoint you, Sparky.
The division of courteousness.
How do we stop the Karen?
The nag?
How do we stop people who interrupt the flow of...
Origins of conversation and the like who ruin it with their own punctilious, rude, Karen-like behavior.
Have you had this happen to you?
Where are they?
Where do you think these people are going?
People say, excuse me, I'm going to bother you.
I'm interrupting the flow right now with this one.
Sparky says, interrupting the flow beautifully.
Egypt may not abide.
Sisi taking in very many Gazans as traditionally the Egyptian army saves the Egyptian population from leaders who stray too far from the people's wishes.
Very interesting.
But don't you think also, Sparky, that this is a way of President Trump showing the world, I run Israel, not Bibi.
I run Israel, not Bibi.
I run it.
I run it.
You see what's going on?
Do you understand this?
Ladies and gentlemen, Ido Claire says, yes, Tim Pool completely covers that topic before shouting, oh, I see some shiny money and losing track of a point or quitting its story.
Who can't read expos?
And he calls you stupid often.
Tim Pool also is bald and wears a cap and speaks too quickly and has 25 people around him because he can't do it by himself.
Do you want to go through this?
You want to compare me to Tim?
Poole?
What are you kidding me?
And that fake, kind of a speeded up style of speech a la, what's that guy's name?
Not Liberty.
Destiny or something.
Come on.
Stop.
Stop.
You want to talk to a child?
Be my guest.
If that's what turns you on, be my guest.
But these are my people.
And they were here before.
Tim Poole and you, honey.
And they're the best I've got.
And they've been with me since the beginning.
You know what?
We're keeping it real.
I don't have 25 people kissing my ass and sucking up to me and being sycophantic and bootlickers and lick spittles.
Oh, Tim, you're so great.
Oh, you're so genius.
Oh, shut up.
I'll take that punk on anytime.
I've got earwax more intelligent and more loquacious and more prone to intellectual verbosity that makes sense that he will on his day.
And I don't need a bunch of people telling me how great I am.
Do you understand what's going on?
Because I know what I am.
I'm not a kid.
You got that, honey?
You got that?
Good.
Make a note of that.
Alright, my friend.
And can Tim Pool do this?
I don't think so.
Can he?
No!
No!
And for you to come and do this, this goes to show you, and by the way, you are absolute gold.
Because if there's one thing I know that Tim Pool has ever been able to do in his life, it's to know how to make a bit.
Out of something that is thrown, some detritus, some refuse, some trash, some garbage, something that's thrown out, and you pick it up, and you make it your own.
Out of years and years and years.
While Tim Pool was still in grade school, I was doing a lot of stuff.
How old was Tim during, I don't know, 9-11, Clinton?
How about, remember all those things?
I don't know, it doesn't really matter.
Not that being a child in any way disqualified you from knowing what's going on, but it helps.
To have lived things, to have been through the permutation and transmogrification of speech theater and vocal...
Stop it.
Stop it.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Stick around for Lionel's condescension.
You can criticize and ridicule you loyal listeners.
You hear that?
You think I'm being...
I'm not criticizing them, Ida.
I'm criticizing you.
I'm excoriating you.
I'm execrating you.
All of the ad hominems, all of the disgust, all of the loathing that's voiced is on you.
Not my loyal listeners.
Not like Therese Pollard.
You think Therese Pollard is that?
I don't think so.
Let me tell you something, honey.
You can hide behind some thumbnail.
I'm here front and center.
And I'll take you on any day either.
Believe me.
It's just fun.
It's like sparring with a child.
Stop the flow.
Will Trump make the Gaza a resort?
You know what?
As crazy as I think that sounds, he could do it.
As crazy as that sounds, he could very well do it.
You understand that?
It's just incredible.
You understand?
Okay.
Let me see what it says down here.
Look at this.
Greg Williams says, Amen Landon.
That's right.
Oh, listen to this.
When you get somebody who sits behind and hangs behind a thumbnail, or my favorite, kind of like the Patrick Ben-David and others, you know, say what you want about Joe Rogan and others.
It's him.
Hmm.
Hold on one second, my friend.
Just one second.
I must do something.
Can you get that, dear heart?
Well, it's for you.
Ooh, a little something here.
How about the wallet?
Stand by for a second.
There's a wallet right there, honey.
I got the Valentine's flowers.
See, what I do is I normally get Valentine's Day early because on the day of the Friday.
Is that wallet right there, honey?
Is that our good friend?
Hey, how you doing, buddy?
Hang on a minute.
Get my wallet there, honey.
Hang on.
Don't let him go.
Hang on a second.
Hang on a second.
Hang on a minute.
Oh, you got it?
Yeah.
Hang on a minute.
I'm going to turn this off.
Talk to yourself for a moment.
You got it?
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
We got some bear here.
I got it.
Yeah, brother.
I do.
Good to see you.
That last one.
Good.
Oh, I didn't need to do it.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you.
Bye.
Can we shoot it?
Hang on.
Sorry about that.
Hang on.
Thank you.
There we go.
There we go.
Sorry about that.
Look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Look at this one.
Look at this one.
First of all, it's like 40 pounds.
Hang on.
You see this?
Look at that one.
And that's a smaller one.
You should have seen the birthday one.
Look at that.
Can you see that?
I love you.
See that?
Did that interrupt the flow, Ida?
Huh?
Ida?
That interrupt the flow?
You people in your flow.
I got your flow right here.
Let me see.
Pilgrim says, are all Idas in the word punctilious?
Indeed.
Sparky interrupts the flow when Tim Pool's been doing oral...
He's been servicing Ben Shapiro for a couple of years now.
Oh, please.
Listen, God bless anybody.
He's got a lot of numbers.
Good bless.
But you know what?
Rula Lenska was hot in her day, too.
Stop the Karens or Idas.
That's right.
They're now called Idas.
No more Karens.
They're called Idas.
The Flowbee, a hair trimmer from the 80s.
Yes.
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but that's a nice flow.
Oh, the Flowbee.
Yes, yes.
What am I doing?
Well, see, that's what happens, my friend.
So, in any event, tomorrow is, of course, the great love day.
See, what happens is I talk to my guy.
I got the best flower guy in New York City.
And he says, you know, on Valentine's Day, It's just so many deliveries.
And last time for the birthday, that was the heaviest thing.
They said, this is heavy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Anyway, my friends, you got that, Ida?
Am I screwing up the flow there, Ida?
I bet you Ida gets a lot of no friends, no attention.
No sense of...
But you don't understand something.
If I...
You can't create an Ida.
See, we stick together.
I'm with you.
Try this.
Day early.
Brian, of course, missed what I said.
Let me try it again, Brian.
You see...
There she is again.
Lionel is not...
This is Ida Claire.
Ida is not smooth.
He is an intelligent, interesting man, but rude as hell.
Only to you, honey!
Ida.
Another Ida.
Let me try this again.
On Valentine's Day, the deliveries are hell.
And in Manhattan, it's horrible.
So when I talk to my guy, he says, listen, if you don't mind, on Thursday, it's a little better.
Plus, it's a little bit of a surprise.
And then we'll do this tomorrow.
You see?
So it's on purpose.
For the flowers.
Yeah.
For the flowers, yes.
Okay, my friends.
Anyway, thank you so much.
What a day it's been.
What a rare mood I'm in.
So, Cut Up Chatter, thank you.
Cobbs, thank you all for slowing up the flow.
Pilgrim Media, you interrupted it.
Ricardo, Sparky, Raul Rodriguez, thank you so much.
Thank you for showing your love.
Thank you for contributing.
To the Spirit, for being a benefactor of truth.
Not like some cheap-ass people.
I'm not going to mention names.
Pilgrim, thank you.
Finn Gazinia, Ricardo, thank you.
Thank you for all that.
Raul Rodriguez.
Yes, sir, Mr. Ben!
Okay.
Sparky, thank you.
Therese Pollard, Raul.
Pilgrim, I said that.
Laurie Reinhart, ladies and gentlemen.
Tom Malloy.
Wonderful.
And...
Look at this one.
Karen's already overtook the educational system.
When I was a kid, they backed off a while, then came back.
Karen's are cyclical.
Karen's were, by the way, promoted during a particular period of time in which this mindset allowed them to do this.
When people were asked to call up the police and say, my neighbor is sitting around a fire pit without a mask.
Or the person who yells and screams on a plane.
You know those crazy people at airports.
Those are Karens.
Or no, excuse me, Ida's.
Ida's.
Look at this.
Look at Ida now backtracking.
Never said Tim was great.
You absolute effete, implicit, atesticular, fey, effete twit for you to change your mind.
I know what you said, but listen.
Do me a favor.
Please come back.
Honest AF says, Ida must be on USAID also.
Yes, she could be.
And maybe not in the trans, maybe the trans, how do I say this?
The trans personality.
People who are neurodivergent, perhaps.
But listen, we all know these people.
Cut Up Chatter says, this Karen minds her business.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
All right, my friends.
What a great day.
What a rare mood I'm in.
Happy...
I was going to say Thanksgiving.
I don't know why.
Happy Valentine's Day to you and yours.
All right, my friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
We'll see you later.
Today was a little...
Today was nuts.
It's crazy.
It's crazy time.
It's crazy time.
This is what happens when you don't have 20 people sitting around kissing your arse all the time, telling you how great you are.
As you're trying to look like that guy...
What was his name?
Who was it?
Michael Parks?
Who was the guy with a hat?
Who was his name?
Was it Michael Park?
So let me just ask you.
You're going to be my chat GPT.
What was his name?
Bronson?
A man named Bronson?
What was the name?
It was a guy who wore the wool cap like Timmy does.
What is that?
And the edge.
And who else wears that kind of...
Oh, have you seen Billy Bob Thornton now?
He wears a hat.
Under a scarf?
I don't know what the hell this is.
And then came Bronson or something?
Raul says, thank you, Ida, for the flow.
And I just got Mrs. L some flows.
What was it?
Bronson, yes.
Then came Bronson.
That's right.
Michael Parks or something.
Always had that thing on.
Which, I mean, it's a free country, but it's like...
Alright, my friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
Don't forget to follow Mrs. L at Lin's Warriors.
Don't forget to follow me at Lionel Media.
Don't forget to follow us also at Lionel Legal.
And until then, my friends, don't forget these final words, these incredible words, this final valedictory, this denouement, this sayonara.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Suya.
▲
Export Selection