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Jan. 14, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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The Insanity of Newsom and Bass Is Criminal Indictable Prosecutable and Incarcerable
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I'm telling you right now, I'm trying to get away from it, but I can't.
The Los Angeles story is not about Los Angeles.
It's about everything.
It's the future.
It's globalism.
It's the UN.
It's incompetence.
It's the Democratic Party.
It's about the second largest city in the nation, this liberal bastion that they let burn down.
Do you not get what I'm saying, Junior?
Do you not get what Uncle Lenny's telling you?
Do you not understand it?
Do you not see it?
Is there something about this that's just hard for you?
Too hard for you to figure?
It's hard, isn't it?
I know it is.
It's tough.
You can't believe it's true.
You can't believe this is honest to God.
This cannot possibly be happening.
But it is.
It is.
I don't even know where to start.
It seems like everywhere we go, I tried.
I really tried.
And everywhere we go, I read a lot of good stuff.
And they always talk about the incompetence, the lack of governance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what is it really about?
The question people want to know is how did this happen?
I did two stories today, two appearances, if you will, that were so doggone good.
One of them I have was a friend of mine.
I've known him for 36, 37 years.
Started radio with me.
His name is Kerry Harrison.
He is one of my oldest buddies in the world.
And he is a great, great, great, great, great fellow.
And we probably, I don't even know whether we align On some issues we don't, but we are the perfect example of how two great friends just see each other for what we agree with.
And whatever we don't agree with, it's not a subject of any kind of, it's nothing personal.
It's just, okay, fine.
And then I was on Redacted today, and I'll be able to play some of that later for you.
That was a good one.
It was perfect with Natalie Morris.
So I've been busy, plus doing some other stuff, and putting things on the private channel, which is...
I can just go and talk.
I don't have to worry about anything.
I'm always having to stop and say, well, I can't use this.
The R word, the M word, the T word, the O word, all these words.
It's like I just want to say I'm not filthy.
I don't say anything bad.
It's kind of sad that I do this.
But the good news is, my friends, it's you.
You and me and me and you and a dog named Boo traveling and living off the land.
So let's join.
Let me also thank you, by the way.
You have been terrific.
We have been enjoying an absolute positive, not a resurges, but a real kick in the butt because you have been so terrific in letting us, in being a part of what we are doing and doing so much.
Specifically, you have been so wonderful in subscribing to Lionel Nation.
It's the strangest thing.
Even people on the newsletter, because I put the link up there, sometimes it goes to their, not their spam file or folder, but their spam filter, which is a whole other thing altogether, which I'll explain.
So thank you.
Your support is so important.
Because I want to tell the world what we think.
I want to go out there and be the emissary of this thing of ours, of what we believe.
That simple.
It's that simple.
So anyway, my friends, let's get ready.
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I can't get enough of this funky stuff.
I think somebody once said it so succinctly, so perfectly.
As I was discussing today's speaking, wait a minute, hold it, hold it, wait a minute, Nelson A. gifted 10 Lionel Nation memberships.
You son of a gun, Nelson A. Thank you, Nelson.
You're a good man, Nelson A. Even though you go by that name Nelson A, I know what the A stands for, and I think we all do, and I think it's pretty relevant and pretty obvious.
That's what's happening.
So thank you, my friend.
Thank you.
Not for what you do, Nelson, but for what you appear to do.
And I think that's all that matters.
Not what you do.
Whatever the hell that is.
It's a different story.
But thank you, my friend.
Thank you for this.
I was talking today to a friend and he lived in California and he said, I don't think people recognize just how important and how critical this stuff is.
We've talked about incompetence for the longest time.
Most people have always thought that the whole notion of government is per-sturpees.
No, that it is, by the way, per-usual, deemed to be just incompetent, inept, stupid, dumb, ridiculous, stupid, idiotic.
But never at this level.
Never like what I am seeing now.
Never.
I've never seen anything even remotely.
The folks who are coming forward and screaming about the incompetence is something I have never seen or even thought possible.
It is absolutely incredible.
And what do you think that's about?
Why do you think that is?
Why?
Why do you think that is?
What is the reason for it?
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
Let me see if we can put this into perspective, dear friend.
These fires...
Understand this.
Let me put this into perspective.
These fires.
And by the way, Unity Love, you're saying directed energy weapons.
You gotta give me proof.
How do you know?
How do you know?
How do you know that there's directed energy weapons?
There's no proof of it.
I love you to death.
Please.
I love you.
I love you.
You're beautiful.
But where is the evidence?
Where?
Where is it?
You say this.
We have to say where?
15 Minute Cities, yes.
Very good.
Very good, Rick.
Nobody's talking about this.
That's the globalist.
That's the real story.
But directed energy weapons, where were you getting that they were used there?
Where?
Where?
There was no evidence of this.
It could be.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was, but it doesn't.
There's no evidence of it.
Sorry.
Could be, but there's no evidence of it.
I've got reasons to believe that there are ways to take directed Tesla waves and directly pointing them at and towards tectonic plates.
But I can't prove it.
But I have reason to believe that by virtue of this aerosolization, the stratospheric injection, aerosol injections of solar radiation management,
carbon dioxide removal, I have reason to believe that you could possibly very well veer and direct certain forms of Weather systems, but I can't prove it.
I can't prove it.
Does it make sense to you that all of a sudden they get somebody who says, hey, it's arson.
If there is a fire and I throw this, a match, into the fire, is that arson?
If I start a fire in a fire, if there is somebody who is D-E-A-D, and I go up and I plug them, is that the M word?
I can't say that.
I don't think so.
No?
Well, how do I know?
Well, because he's already...
So you're telling me...
That you've got somebody for arson?
Come on, man.
This thing started, and others say, oh no, it was, it was, no.
It was fireworks.
Fireworks.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So when you say DEW, have proof.
You could say, anybody look there?
That's great.
But these Pacific Palisades fires consumed over 25,000 acres.
This is a war!
This is great!
Move them out!
And it's not done yet!
They've left behind this hellish, I love these words we use, this dystopian, this hellscape, this The tableau of destruction.
It's very easy to get very, very poetic about this stuff.
Oh my God.
I mean, I thought this was good, but not like this.
Over 12,000 structures and buildings reduced to powder.
Powder!
250,000 residents evacuated.
Evacuated.
They're not coming back.
Moved out.
Relocated.
China did that with the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.
They took a million and a half people and got rid of them.
250,000 people evacuated!
Come on.
It's incredible.
And you're going to blame what?
Arson for this?
Fireworks?
Oh, the Santa Ana wins!
Just say that!
The Santa Ana wins!
The Santa Ana wins?
What are you talking about?
Does anybody really think that's it?
The Santa Ana wins?
Is that what we say?
We just say this?
Yes.
Yes, we just say it.
Hurricane-like speeds?
100 miles an hour?
Yes.
Yes.
We just say that.
And people say, okay.
Because we repeat.
We repeat these mantras.
We repeat the memes and the tropes over and over again.
We don't do that here.
We know this.
We know about lives being lost.
And there's also something, too, this weird thing called not auto-mourne, but tragedy porn, where a lot of folks are coming out and they're claiming that they were themselves the victims of, you know, whatever, and they're saying, well, as long as we...
First of all, Who are you again?
I'm sorry.
You can say whatever you want.
It's a free country.
But you know some people are saying, well, I've got to get to the phone.
Why?
So I can tell people that we have or haven't lost anything or I'm like, why?
Because I've got to get out there.
Well, what are you accomplishing?
I'm not accomplishing anything.
It's about me.
It's about self-promotion.
You know what I'm talking about.
And now they're getting after our friend James Woods.
They're saying, you knew this the whole time.
You knew your house.
Wasn't burned down, but you said it was.
You went on CNN and you started crying.
And you did that knowing it was okay and you're doing it just because you're going to run for governor.
Do you believe that?
Have you heard that one?
Because they just hate this guy.
And they're calling him crazy.
Yeah, just like you said about the 9-11 and the...
Come on, man.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
What are we getting at?
Now we're getting into this, oh, the GoFundMes?
Listen, remember, whenever there's anything, there's always fraud that is attendant there too.
There is always fraud.
Always.
There is always fraud that is a part of it.
You know it and I know it, dear friends.
You know it and I know it.
The estimate, the financial toll of this, Between $200 and $300 billion.
This certainly eclipses, outdoes the billions sent to Ukraine.
And it marks, my friend, this incredible milestone in history as the costliest, the most expensive fire disaster in U.S. history.
Huh?
And it's just what happened because of fireworks.
Nobody knew this was happening.
Right at the time they were trying to evacuate all these people for the Olympics.
For smart LA-28 or whatever this is.
Are you kidding me?
And then what did they do?
Well, it's obviously because of the incompetence of the California leadership that had a lot to do with it.
That had a lot to do with it.
How much do you think incompetence had to do with this?
It fueled it.
It helped things, for sure.
Absolutely.
And I don't want to hear about DEI.
Do you think that the lesbian warriors, the lesbian brigade, the sapphic brigade, do you think they really did everything?
I mean, do you, seriously, do you honestly think, and I want to tell you this, that DEI was responsible for this?
Let me tell you something.
And you listen to me and you listen good.
You might not like this, but I'm going to tell you the truth.
This thing would have happened no matter what.
I don't care who's running the show.
I don't care if it's Trump, if it's Reagan, if it's whoever, whoever you want.
This was going to happen.
Ladies and gentlemen, our good friend Fishman says...
Why are only smart meter homes burning?
Kind of weird if you ask me.
I'm just saying, no, that is not true.
They are not only...
No, they're not.
Where did you hear that?
Where did you hear that only smart metered homes are burning?
Did you hear that?
Anybody say, only smart metered homes are burning.
12,000 structures, 25,000 acres of this hellscape.
Two to three hundred billion dollars.
And you're saying, and I love you, thank you, only smart metered homes?
Come on, man.
Come on.
Our good friend says, calling someone who throws a match at a fire an arsonist is like calling someone who sneezes on a fire a firefighter.
Or somebody who micturates, if you know what I mean.
Everything about this state, everything about this horrible state, this one-party rule, talk about the uniparty, they literally, these one-party rule, where left-wing is really left-wing, where this ideology reigns supreme, and they love it.
But I don't know.
I'm not so sure.
Trump changed it.
Trump changed it drastically.
And now the entire state apparatus, this machinery, from the legislature to the judiciary to local to county to whatever it is, it is this labyrinth, this monster, this structure of absolute caca de toro.
Progressive, radical left, dogmatic, identitarian crap.
And there's no room.
I love this.
There's no dissent.
There's no accountability.
Nobody's saying anything.
Nothing.
But the guy who's really involved is Gavin.
Gavin.
Not Karen.
Gavin.
The Boy Wonder.
He's the one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, she did some budget cuts, too, but he...
Oh, no.
And he right now is turning around and saying, hey, guys, I was just following what you ordered.
That's right, you schmuck.
You're standing there with your you-know-what in your hand.
Now, Karen's...
Listen, her ineptitude, we did it this morning.
She can't even talk to you without smirking, smiling.
She can't even get the Affect, correct.
And despite warning, she was told a million times, hey, the Santa Ana win!
It's coming!
They've been doing this since the 30s, since she went to a Ghanaian presidential inauguration?
For what?
Rather than stay in her own city to see what was going on, she went to a Ghanaian?
What?
What the hell is that about?
And nobody asked her, hey, numbnuts, you went where?
The city's on fire and you're going, where?
What?
This is the same Karen and her administration who cut $18 million from the fire department budget.
$18 million.
But, but, All the while increasing DEI funding and that DEI crap and that complete and total nonsense.
There was a program, I love this, called Justice, the Justice Care and Opportunities Department, a.k.a.
bullshit.
Absolute.
And those suckers fell for it.
The people in California now wonder, listen, I don't want to mock people, but when you're sitting there saying, we lost everything, why aren't you saying, hey, Baz, hey, Newsom, don't blame me.
What are you telling me for?
So I can get some screen time.
This is what it's all about.
It's me on the screen telling you something.
What are you doing?
I don't get it.
Ignoramus, this Dunsky has offered no answers.
No solutions.
Nothing.
She was literally shielded from a reporter when she came back from Ghana.
It's incredible.
This is just...
But what about this?
Come on, Fox News!
Let's go a little deeper.
What do you think this is about?
Well, this is fireworks.
Come on!
I don't want you in my fire department.
I don't want you in my fire department.
Believe me when I tell you this.
We have...
On February the 22nd, February the 22nd, I'm going to be at the cutting room.
And every time we're there, we have a table.
And I've known this guy for...
Oh, shit.
30, 30. 30...
30 years?
One of the greatest...
I'm not going to mention names, but one of the greatest arson fire marshals in New York Fire Department history.
And all of his family.
Sons on the Fire Department.
Lieutenants in this, the whole place, the brother, all Fire Department.
All of them.
And they are so New York.
I mean, they are the best.
They'll be there.
They're there all the time.
God bless them.
Because we always, we have more fired.
I love these people.
They're like, they're what you want fire people to be.
Tough.
But anyway, but one, the fire marshal is an arson investigator.
And all he does is, he just, what doesn't make sense?
What stinks?
What's going on?
That's what half of the battle is.
So what you and I are exhibiting, What we are saying, my friends, is one of the things that they do all the time.
This is what they do all the time.
You've got to ask yourself.
Now, do you want to blame, really, the sapphic, lesbo, big shot, the big fire chief, Kristen Crowley?
Come on!
She's a lesbian!
She's a sapphic leader.
She and a lesbian.
Oh, yeah.
Driving them Subarus.
Yeah.
Listen, don't blame me.
They keep telling me they're lesbian, lesbian, lesbian.
The Advocate magazine called lesbian, lesbian, lesbian.
You're telling me all the time.
You put up with this DEI bullshit all the time.
So when I bring it up, sorry if I bring it up, but it's true.
You know what?
They're going to throw her ass under the bus, which is a big bus.
Just saying, Ramona, Ramona says, hi, Lionel Nation, and welcome, Jonathan.
Hey, Jonathan!
She spent her entire tenure emphasizing diversity and inclusion.
Shut the fuck up with the diversity and inclusion.
Rather than, oh, I don't know, maybe ensuring the safety of others, making sure she knew what was going on.
Wouldn't that be nice?
Hey, it's Fishman, ladies and gentlemen.
Fishman says, is it Agenda 2030, where this New World Order wants everyone in big cities?
Well, big cities look like a trap to me with this fire situation.
Well, no, because remember, these aren't big cities.
These are areas that are spread out.
Big cities, Fishman, will be able to be taken care of.
It's Agenda 21, Agenda 2030, Vision 2045.
I mentioned this before.
Let me go through this again.
Let me go through this again.
Let me give you the other ones too.
I've got them right here.
There's so many of these.
You have got to understand this.
Let me see.
Oh, C40 Cities Initiative.
The C40, this is a UN movement that pursues the globalist goals of restructuring cities to address the As you know, the manufactured climate changes.
Cities from around the world participate in this movement.
And funding, of course.
Where does the funding come from?
Open Society, George Soros.
Oh, yeah.
Other contributors are Uber, FedEx, Google, Welcome, Bloomberg, the UK government, European Union.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the World Bank.
One of the most predatory globalist institutions on the planet.
Oh yeah, they're doing it.
And Los Angeles is all in on their, and this is called the 15-minute city plan that is now able to be rushed through because everything's gone.
Ain't that something?
And it's also called the Livables Community Initiative, the LCI.
Quote, I'm reading a quote, a plan to address LA's housing And climate crisis by building three to five stories of gentle density above gentle density above small retail along carefully chosen commercial streets that are transformed to be walkable, bikeable, and livable.
Isn't that sweet?
Oh yes, it's all there.
And remember these, remember this.
Smart LA 2028, that's another one.
Everything I'm telling you, everything has been said specifically, has been written, is there.
Kerfuffle, ladies and gentlemen, Kerfuffle Crusader says, after the houses burned to the ground, are the feds coming by and salting the land?
Interesting.
No, they're going to be.
Building coming back with affordable housing.
Yeah!
Ain't that groovy, kids?
Affordable housing.
Isn't that great?
Huh?
Affordable housing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's just terrific.
We love that affordable housing, don't we?
Don't we?
Isn't it great?
Because that's it.
And affordable housing, low income, right there in the Palisades, right there.
And all these folks are going to say, what?
And I'm going to say, oh, no, no, no.
Oh, all you lefties who laughed at us, thought we were crazy, called us racist and all this stuff, guess what?
This is your world.
You wanted this.
Remember the great Jack Reacher line.
Remember, you wanted this.
You wanted this.
This is what you wanted.
It should make you so happy.
I mean, you should be ecstatic over this.
And then, of course, there was the best one.
The other man-mountain, the Brock Lesnar, the Dick Butkus, this was Christine Lawson.
This man-mountain, two tons of fun, she came along with a bad haircut and she said, she dismissed, dismissed the basic premise of, get this, firefighting readiness and strength.
And minimum physical requirements.
And she joked and quipped that anyone needing rescue was basically, they were to blame for being, quote, in the wrong place.
How about that?
Janice Quinones.
Janice Quinones.
The water department person.
Brought back after, what was he, P-S-E-N-G, after their incompetence, caused fires!
She makes $750,000!
She makes more than the man, she makes more than, what the hell is it going on?
And she presided over, get this, and this may be rather oxymoronic, dry fire hydrants.
And a reservoir that's empty.
That numbnuts, Gavin was asked specifically, what about the reservoir?
No, it's not.
No, you didn't.
No, it's not.
Even Joe Biden, even Joe, because Biden knows something.
Even Joe Biden said the other day, he said, wait a minute.
You know, he said, this area looks kind of like a bomb area.
Like they were targeted.
Remember he mentioned blue roofs?
This is a while back.
How about that?
But the guy, the son of a bitch who's involved in this, is Newsom.
The leader of California.
Self-styled leader.
He's a leader.
He's also the guy who played this pivotal role in this horrible, horrible, I don't know what it is, tragedy, negligence, any word you use is fine.
This administration neglected to maintain To maintain, to expand, to build upon, to ensure the operational, operationality, I guess, of water.
Infrastructure called water.
Despite billions, listen to me, billions of dollars in approved funding, because that went right there.
That was directed to DEI, and that went there.
So what he did was he dismantled.
All of this stuff.
Just took it apart.
The resources.
Removed dams because it was protecting what?
Smelt?
Some little fish?
Or some...
The steelhead or something?
Speaking of steelheads.
This is most important.
Wouldn't steelhead be a great name for an ED medication?
Just saying.
So as this happened, as the fires...
Remember they started...
By the way, they're not done yet.
And nobody can go back because they're worried about the poison, the air, the water, the quality of the air.
It's incredible.
But who started it?
I don't believe this bullshit about, well, there were some fireworks.
No!
And then all of a sudden, two, three, four fires starting immediately?
Come on!
Do you have to be an expert?
Don't give me this Santa Ana Wins business.
Do you understand that?
This is nuts.
Now here's the best part.
You ready for this?
This is the part that kills me.
The results of these fires and the consequences and all this.
This kills me.
The DEI, the smart policies.
Remember, if it says smart, it's done.
Do you know the poisons?
And the carbon and the filth that has polluted the skies and everything else.
These people, by virtue of this, do they know what this fire has done?
Forget the, well, you know, it might go up a half a degree centigrade over the next 10 years.
That's nonsense.
Do you see what's going on here?
Not only have these fires destroyed lives and property, And historical sites of incredible significance.
But they decimated, protected, here we go, ecosystems.
They released unprecedented, ungodly levels of CO2.
CO2!
Oh my God!
Yes!
Numbnuts!
Exposed the Fragile nature, the fragility of this infrastructure.
I mean, they made it worse than anything you can imagine by allowing this to happen.
I like this.
Smelts lives matter.
Yes, you were so correct, Karen Peterson.
And Steelhead as well.
It's incredible.
It's incredible.
And you know what's going to happen?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Los Angeles smolders.
Smolders.
These aren't some natural calamity.
This is a man-made catastrophe.
What?
This is a man-made catastrophe.
You know it.
I know it.
It's time to say it's enough.
If you don't like that, it was born in the product of political negligence and incompetence from this weird identitarian ideological zealotry, whatever you want to call it.
It's man-made.
They are so happy.
Do you understand what, I mean, the building.
Oh my God, they're going to rush this through because in 2028...
They're going to have the Olympics.
And the Olympics is where it all matters.
They're going to show the world, look, this is where they come and they say, look at the villages.
Look at the little shuttles.
Look at the trolleys.
Look how it's bikeable and likeable and livable and walkable.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
You don't get this, do you?
You don't get this, do you?
It's hard for you to understand.
And I don't blame you.
It's tough for people.
You ever try to explain this to folks?
They think you're out of your mind.
You tell people, these bastards, they're actually doing this on purpose.
But we talk about it.
And I look, it's like, go ahead, get close.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, I know.
This is the incompetent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get to the bottom.
My God.
When I call my friends, the arson investigator, what would you do?
They said, do you think this is fire?
Well...
Now let me tell you something.
I told you.
Whenever you have an arson, you gotta cover it.
I told you this story once before.
Very interesting.
A guy thought this out, Christmas time.
He had it all done.
He thought about it.
He has to cover the arson.
He got an old tree.
He got this tree.
He left it in the yard.
I wish you all the best.
It's a great line.
Decorate a tree.
Throw it in the yard.
It dives and dies.
And the snowman melts.
That's how love felt.
I wish you loved him.
John Parnett.
So you take the tree and you dry it out.
Left it out.
Dragged it back in.
Went to a flea market.
Plugged these old lights in, these bad lights.
Put that in there.
Even went to a pound.
This is terrible.
Got some poor pooch he didn't know.
Left him inside.
So he could say, Stop it!
No!
Even left wedding pictures.
He did it right.
Took a bunch of newspapers, just lit them.
There was no incendiaries, no chemicals, no nothing.
But he had to cover for it.
He wanted this.
Of course, the insurance and the whole thing.
Now, sometimes insurance, depending upon arson's coverage, sometimes it was.
This wasn't arson.
This was an accident.
Because it was perfect.
Oh, look, there was a tree.
Okay.
Oh, there was a light.
Okay.
All right.
Must have been a spark.
All right.
Oh, the dog.
Oh, no.
Nothing to see here.
Give them the money.
These people who go and they always, I like the way they put kerosene and say, they bring a dog and they spill it right here.
He's a burn powder.
So, what do you do?
Instead of having a tree, you tell Gavin Newsom, I want you to cut.
You got it?
Good.
You got this?
You know that deforestation bit?
Cut it.
Cut it.
You got it?
Yep.
You sure?
Got it.
Absolutely.
Yep.
Everything under control?
Everything's under control.
You got it done?
I sure do.
Okay.
That's all we got to do.
Everything's cool.
Everything's groovy.
Got it done, my friend.
Got it all done.
Everything is done.
Everything.
It's all fixed.
And that's what they did.
So they just point to stuff.
And they just say, well...
It's like when I say things like jet fuel.
What?
Jet fuel.
People love it.
Oh, jet fuel.
Jet fuel?
Yep, jet fuel.
Jet fuel.
Why am I saying jet fuel?
Because we told you to say that.
Does jet fuel do that?
I don't know.
Now, before I forget, my friends, two things I want to tell you, which is important.
Number one, when I tell you how important it is for you to have Stuff that's ready to go.
Let me tell you something.
There are people, well, some of them who can't get back, but there are other folks who are just, there's nothing around there.
There's no stores.
There are people who live around the periphery.
They're not in the fire, but everything else is shot.
Everything else, everything, everything's picked clean.
It's done.
What do they do?
Where do they go?
What do they fix this thing?
First of all, they go to preparewithlionel.com.
Now, let me tell you something.
I'm not even going to insult your intelligence by telling you this.
But if you don't see what is happening, where's FEMA?
Where's anybody?
Nobody.
They're not there.
Let's say you're around the area and you can't get out.
You can't drive.
You've got to stay home.
And it doesn't have to be fires or the Santa Ana winds.
It could just be something like a plain old hurricane.
Prepare with Lionel.com.
Three-month emergency food supply kit.
Look, just go there and just peruse it.
Look at it.
Look what you...
It's incredible!
These people think and breed catastrophe.
And I'm sorry, if you go to Costco, great Costco, Throw a couple of MREs.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about hardcore.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
Does that make any sense to you?
I hope it does.
It should make a lot of sense to you.
A lot of sense.
Oh, I love this.
Did you see some other things, my friend?
Did you see the folks who were coming to the Carrie Underwood?
Oh my God!
Did you see some of these big stories?
They're all coming back now.
Oh, these people who wouldn't dare appear the first time.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, my friends.
Let me tell you something.
It's going to be incredible.
Look at this.
Shameful Governor Newsom cut firefighting budget while pouring billions of dollars into the Don Quixote green ventures.
Wow!
This is incredible, huh?
Homes are piling up on the market in Florida.
There are two reasons.
Remember, all that stuff.
Listen, I love...
Let me just say something.
I love the people of my native state.
I love it.
And I know people love it.
It's a wonderful place.
Great place to raise a family.
But a lot of people from New York end up saying, I gotta get back.
I'm going crazy over here.
I'm sorry.
It's one of those things.
It's a wonderful place.
Good people.
Nice people.
I told you, this is what I...
But I never, ever, ever, ever truly connected with Florida.
Never.
Ramona Heath said, Feathers and tar, hot tar.
You know what?
You're a sick, a sick and dangerous woman, and we love that.
Thank you for that.
Thank you immensely for that.
$3 million home of L.A. CEO who offered any amount for private protection burns down in Palisades Fire.
How the L.A. Fire Department fumbled the first response to the Palisades Fire, according to a witness, no one came.
Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen.
Where is the L.A. Fires version of Rudy Giuliani?
No one knows.
No one knows.
There is no such thing.
You see, this ratings challenged MSNBC bringing back poor Rachel Maddow five nights a week.
Oh, no!
Five nights a week?
She had it made.
What does she work?
Once a...
Once a week?
And she was supposed to do...
What was that bullshit about you?
Oh, that's right.
She was supposed to do...
Oh, documentaries.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Documentaries.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's coming back there so...
Absolutely so.
See the big deal too about Wolf Blitzer Rosa for outdated TV setup?
Come on, Wolf Blitzer.
Do these people have anything better to do?
It's over, my friends.
It's over.
Rachel, it was a great run, hon. It was a great run.
You really did it.
You made it happen.
But you know what?
Nobody wants us anymore.
Because it's over.
The message is over.
You're over.
They're going to be.
She took a little bit of a cut.
They're done!
Joy Reid, Al Sharpton.
They got some other one too.
Nobody watches this crap anymore.
And I can't watch Fox.
I think you know that.
You know who else is going to have a hard time?
You're not going to like what I say.
Do you want me to tell you the truth or not?
Let me ask you a quick.
Do you want me to tell you something that is going to hurt your feelings?
I mean, not you, but if I tell you something, just tell me now!
I'll do it in my private chat.
Should I tell you the truth?
Because it depends.
It depends on what you want to hear.
Because some people really, really don't like this.
You know that guy, Greg Gutbucket?
Never seen his show once.
Snarky, smartass, does nothing for me.
Abs, typhoid, that whole group.
I know they're very important.
Very popular.
God bless them.
Tractor poll's popular too.
That's not for my intellectual cup of tea.
However, with Trump in charge now, what's he going to do?
See, he's great.
Every night it was Joe Biden.
Every night it was Gay Mala.
Every night it was Tampon Timmy.
What's he going to do now?
What's he going to do?
Where are the jokes?
Who's he going to make fun of?
They're in the house, they're going to say, what?
You're going to make fun of what?
Joy Reid?
Nobody cares about that.
What's he going to do?
Let me say this again.
Without somebody to mock, because this whole thing is making fun of people, which is fine, who's he going to make fun of?
Think about that.
Number two, it's over.
Any of you watch your local news?
What's the name of the local news channel you watch?
Huh?
Do you watch it?
I guess.
Do you watch it?
Maybe.
I guess.
My viewing schedule is so...
It doesn't even make any sense.
I watch YouTube half of the time.
I go through things where I watch things all the time.
I still, when I want to relax, I watch arrest videos.
I swear to God.
They calm me.
It reminds me, I'm not crazy.
I'm not these people.
I don't know these.
The world is crazy.
I laugh.
I love these.
I love them.
I like to watch great concerts.
Then I'll watch documentaries.
Recently, I think it was on Hulu or something, we've been watching 30 Rock.
30 Rock.
It was fantastic.
Best writing anybody's ever seen.
Alec Baldwin, brilliant.
Tina Fey, brilliant.
I didn't remember how good this was.
There's some good stuff.
Did you ever watch Desperate Housewives?
This is always watching.
I'm not a big fan.
But it was very, very good.
Did you ever watch Dallas?
What are these shows?
There are no such stuff.
Nobody watches this anymore.
It's done.
They don't even have...
Theme songs.
What's your favorite theme song?
Your favorite...
Who can...
If I told you...
That's it.
That's all I'm going to say.
That's it.
What is it?
Come on!
The only...
What's the only theme song that wasn't music?
Ever.
Well, now it's a little different story.
But it was 60 Minutes.
There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the Junction.
Petticoat.
It is run by Kate.
Come and be her guest at the Junction.
Petticoat.
And there...
Uncle Joe, he's a-movin'kinda slow as the jo-I'm gonna-Dippy, half of the show was a song.
*sad music*
Gilligan's Island.
With Gilligan, the skipper too.
The millionaire and his wife.
The movie star.
The professor Ryan Marion.
Remember they added it?
It's five minutes of the song.
Here's the story.
Oh, a lovely lady.
Okay.
This one got the clap and wasn't pregnant.
And they were all alone.
Okay, the song.
And they were always stuck together every night.
And Marsha was doing a job.
Okay, fine.
The Brady Bunch.
Okay.
The Brady Bunch.
That's the way they became the...
Thank you!
Best theme song, of course.
Oh, The Ventures.
The Ventures.
Incredible.
It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful time.
In any event, my friend, that's where we are.
That's where we are.
And you have a great and a glorious night.
I will have up for you, I mean, thank you, first of all.
Johnny Mazza Spaz, thank you.
Ramona Heath, you are a wild woman.
You are crazy and we love you.
Karen Peterson, thank you.
Kerfuffle Crusader, spelled, interestingly.
Fishman, thank you.
K2Z and Nelson A., who gifted 10 memberships.
Thank you so much.
Let me remind you, dear friends, six days from now is Mrs. L's birthday.
Six days.
And I want her to go to 10,000.
And I need your help.
You go to Lynn's Warriors and you subscribe.
It'll make her day.
It'll be the best gift you can give her because she works like you cannot believe.
She's doing interviews today.
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And thank you.
Thank you for letting me be myself again.
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Kelsey, ladies and gentlemen, says, Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
And you know what they did with him?
I think it was peanut butter.
Oh, Wilbur.
I never got into that hole.
Mr. Red.
How's Mr. Red Go?
How's Mr. Red Go?
I can't remember that.
Mr. Red.
Mr. I'm still doing the creepy and the kooky.
That's in my head now.
It's going to be a brain worm.
Alright, my friends.
Have a great and a glorious and a beautiful day.
A baloney has a first name.
It's O-S-E-A-R!
Remember that one?
To all be fatty specialists and onion specialists.
Remember that one?
I remember when we would go around and we would say the seven dirty words.
It was wonderful.
Alright, my friends, enough.
Now we're just rambling.
Be watching.
I've got the redacted piece coming up and also my interview with my friend Carrie Harrison.
This is over an hour.
This is one of my oldest friends and we're trying not to laugh.
Which is very difficult for me when I talk to him.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
God bless you.
And if you pray, pray for the people in Los Angeles and North Carolina and all of the other places that have been touched and destroyed by weather.
Let's never forget them.
Have a great day.
Don't forget the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue you.
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