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Dec. 6, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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What Biden's Pardon of His Evil Spawn Means for President Trump
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Now let's get down to brass tacks and understand a few things.
Pilgrim's weighing in right away with...
I love X and it's the best tool for the truth.
Don't know about the truth.
I'm not sure what the truth is.
Stay away from that word truth.
I think it is, but we will see.
But you know, Pilgrim, and I do agree with this, we have to be able to go and explain to the world what is happening regarding I had something for you.
I believe, I don't know.
It was a woman, I think in Canton, Ohio, arrested for cat consumption.
Remember what I told you the other day?
I said it's important and critical for President Trump and his acolytes and the like to present this, to perpetuate this.
By the way, I hope you were subscribed to the newsletter.
One went out this morning of the issue of, can the president pardon himself?
And of course, when I tell people this, they will immediately say yes or no.
They don't think about it.
They just respond axiomatically without giving it any degree of thought, whatever.
The answer is, a little spoiler alert, it depends.
Now, what we have to do is we have to explain to the American people the sniveling cadre and coterie of spineless, impuissant feebs who seek to destroy our republic.
And they're considered in the legal academic world to be the creme de la creme.
Check out this worm.
For us is a president who is living.
Now, let me tell you something right now.
I've got to say something, and I don't care whether this is meant as a problem, whether people find this to be rude or what have you.
This voice, this type of man, okay, I am so sick of.
I can't...
Take it.
It sounds almost like Dylan Mulvaney and that ilk.
He is living it in the most personal way.
This is Andrew Weissman.
This is one of the fellows who...
This is one of the architects.
These are one of the legal geniuses.
The ones with the great legal pedigree.
The ones who are considered the creme de la creme.
Listen to this spineless, atesticular little...
Twit, this sniveling tit.
He is not pardoning his son.
This didn't age well.
What was that again?
Excuse me, what was that again?
You Liberace wannabe?
Personal way.
He is not pardoning his son, which he could do.
These are federal charges.
He is not doing that.
He is not doing it because he is living what it means to have a rule of law.
If your son sounded like this, I don't know.
Or if my son...
I don't know what I would do.
I would immediately perhaps check to see whether puberty blockers or something might have been slipped under his.
And this is this sniveling...
I don't know what you want to call it, but this sniveling twit that I just...
I find so repulsive in this country.
And it is...
I mean, if you want to know if he believes it...
You can actually see what is happening with his own son.
I mean, I'm not saying that he should get credit for it, because it is the right thing to do.
That's the norm that Trump is beneath.
It is the right thing to do.
Exactly.
It's that the idea that you can't see it, or is that really what's going on?
You can see what he is actually living by.
It's his own son is being prosecuted, and he is...
Allowing the norms that are required to live in a democracy to go forward.
Now, if you took this little girl and you brought him forward and said, now, what did you mean by that?
What did you mean by that?
And what is different now?
Or is there anything different now from what you said?
They would say, oh, no, no, this is a different situation.
Why is this different?
Well, it's different.
What do you mean it's different?
They just make it up as they go along.
And that's why today's subject matter, MSDNC and CNN Babies, are pissed that their shows and their careers are cratering because the message is cratering.
Brad Rung, ladies and gentlemen, weighs in with, always wanted to ask if you have little Lynels.
You are my little Lynels, my friend.
You.
You are them.
You are them.
Now let's move on.
Jon Stewart left the, I guess, the world of greatness by virtue of, for some particular reason, what did he do?
He started a petting zoo or something in Jersey or he and his some sanctuary at the top of his game, at the very top of his game, right before Trump, right before Trump took over.
I took over, but well, I guess I took over.
He quit.
He created this thing at night.
He created Stephen Corral and Samantha Bee, wherever she is, John Oliver, Colbert, all of these folks took off and went on.
And he says, no, I'm going to quit because I'm so big now.
And I think he wanted to be a producer.
He made a movie in Iran or India or something along those lines.
I don't know.
In any event, now he's trying to come back, and he's forgotten.
And people look at him, young people say, who is this old man?
And you say, well, he's not that old, but he was, during his time, the most important, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was the most important, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they don't know what to make out of it.
They don't know what to say.
So what he does is he comes along and he points out things which are patently obvious.
And he tries to say them in a way that sounds novel.
And what he says is correct, but it frankly is called no-shit obviousness.
This is lawfare.
Now understand, let me see if I can explain this.
This is critical.
To everybody in America, this is not a bunch of talking heads sitting around in some soon-to-be cratered and furloughed news network.
No.
This is different.
This is a bunch of people who are told they're giving the marching orders.
When they speak, when they speak, they are speaking on behalf of the Democratic Party.
So what you're hearing now is this is the word of the Democratic Party.
This is the way they think.
This is not just a bunch of, you know, drools yammering.
You hear this?
You hear this?
This is the children.
Not only are these children blanketing the horizon, but they have a speaking style and a voice.
This petulant, annoying, raspy, childish way of looking at the world, which I find to be so monumentally problematic and incredibly annoying.
No, he is not.
Remember this.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Unless there is a formal finding of guilt entered by Judge Mearship.
Which has not happened yet, because that case is suspended.
He has been found guilty.
That is not a conviction.
That is not a conviction.
You want to talk about the rule of law?
You want to talk about the rule of law?
Rule of law?
Rule of law?
Well, this rule of law is absolutely axiomatic.
He has not been convicted.
His daughter's father-in-law served his sentence.
That is what pardons, believe it or not, are about.
He served its mercy, its forgiveness, after he went to prison!
Who is this genius?
I guess she is giving us her...
What is she, in a train on Amtrak or something?
She can't wait to spread these pearls of wisdom?
I believe that looks like Amtrak.
That doesn't look like...
Those look like...
I don't know.
He's trying so hard to get back.
And I like Jon Stewart.
He's trying so desperately hard to get back because he left.
And every day he must ask his wife, tell me again why I gave this up to have a petting zoo in Jersey?
Tell me why I gave this up.
And now I'm trying to catch up and reintroduce myself to millions of new Americans who don't know who I am.
Tell me why I did this.
It would be a bigger joke than it was.
He really did.
When they were doing the table read of this one, he thought, this is really good.
Biggest crook of them all.
He makes Adam Schiff look like St. Thomas.
Listen to me very carefully.
If ever you're on TV or ever you're doing something or you're on a podcast or whatever, make a position and stick to it.
I don't care if it's right, wrong, whatever, just say it.
They will listen to you.
They will say, well, at least he said it.
They hate equivocation.
They hate it.
Say it.
Whatever it is, say it.
And don't say, I don't know.
Answer the question, no matter what it is.
Be wrong, but have an opinion.
Now.
Let's also look at, let me see, this for...
Now, I want to stop just for one second to show you a potpourri, a melange, a pastiche, a myriad, a mosaic of ideas, of things for you just to observe.
And I love dogs.
I don't have one.
I don't know if I want one, but I love them.
I love golf.
I love to watch it on TV.
I don't want to play it.
I have no interest.
Does that make any sense to you?
Dogs are better than people.
However, yesterday I saw a woman with about three dogs in a baby carriage, and I think they should be immediately, immediately observed by some type of psychiatric facility to make sure they haven't lost their minds.
Baby carriage.
And I said, well, maybe, you know, who knows, maybe she's, her children have moved up.
No, she's a young woman.
It's weird, but this is something I want you to watch.
This is a border collie, I believe, and this has nothing to do with Hunter Biden, but just watch this.
Jennifer Crank from Pickerington, Ohio.
He wants to get the party started tonight.
That is it.
Sit.
Sit.
Right now.
Watch this.
When she said go.
Watch this.
Jennifer making sure Pink's in that contact zone.
Jennifer's up ahead right there.
Look at Pink's fly!
You can't stay ahead of Pink for too long.
Stay.
Good job.
Look at the extension Pink is doing on his chest.
Watch this.
extension all the way around thanks ahead of the pace through the week Paul that's just it what that phenomenal job I'm sorry, I just wanted to remind you that with all this humans, that dog is a genius.
Did you see the dexterity?
Oh my god, this...
The speed, the angularity, the genius from a little brain that's kind of, you know, that is so superior to us.
We can't do that.
We sit around and we blow things up and kill people and send bombs over to foreign countries.
That's what we do.
But anyway, just to give you an idea of that, and now more of the rule of law.
Is it above the law?
No one is above the law.
Nobody is above the law.
Is that the J.B. Smoove?
Remember that guy?
You know the fellow?
Does he look like a...
I know he's...
But...
Is that...
That's not the fellow who pulled the fire alarm.
I don't even know.
I don't...
Not these people.
But this looks like that JB or JV or JV.
Smooth on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Above the law.
Here's Fart Blossom here.
Jerry Nadler is so disgusting as a human being and as a being who is human.
And he is just a waste of DNA and of considerable flesh.
No one.
Is above the law.
No one is above the law.
Nobody is above the law.
You think somebody would say, listen, excuse me, Dave, hey, listen, sorry, can I come up with a different line?
Everybody, we all say, it's like that Salem TV commercial where everybody is saying the same thing.
Can I try something like give me liberty or give me death or we all have to follow the law?
Can we just get off this minor bird?
Magpie thing.
Do you mind?
Anybody?
Anybody?
No one is above the law.
No one is above the law.
And they're trying to space it.
No one is above the law.
Trying to give you a different cadence.
And look at Mueller.
Where is Mueller?
Remember Mueller or Mueller?
Rhymes with Bueller.
Mueller.
Mueller, where is he?
Is he alive?
No one.
No one.
Son of a bitch.
Remember when he came and they left?
And you wonder...
What are you doing?
What is the point of what you're doing?
Now, do you want to get upset?
Do you want to get angry?
Anybody want to get angry?
Imagine you're in a store and you come across this petulant little critter.
This isn't a Walmart.
Look at it.
Don't yell at her.
Hear that?
Don't yell at her.
Hear that?
You don't know what she's been through.
Watch.
Feel your blood pressure go through the roof when you see her.
Don't touch him.
Don't touch him.
Right, right, don't.
Don't touch him.
You don't know what she's been through.
Don't report her next time.
You don't know what.
Come on, little girl.
You don't know what.
Look at this.
You don't know what she's been through.
Don't do that to that little girl.
You don't know what she's been through.
What would you do if you were a parent and that were your child?
Well, it wouldn't be your child, but Christian says the mystery man is, oh yeah, Raphael Warnick, the senator from Georgia.
That's the fellow who I believe did pull the fire alarm, if I recall correctly, and then was...
But what would you do if that was your child?
What would you do?
Is that a Kemala staffer, as somebody suggests?
What would you do?
Doesn't this just get you?
Doesn't this make you absolutely out of your mind and nuts?
And by the way, remember this.
As great as things are, We still have people pushing the transgender thing.
And let me ask you this question, dear and mighty friends.
True story, what is a man supposed to do with a tampon?
I'm not trying to be gross.
I'm not trying to be cute.
I'm not trying to be...
What is a man supposed to do with a tampon?
When there is a man who was born a man, And he doesn't have a lot of orifices.
He has, of course, one that we can think of.
He has the meatus of the urethra.
What?
Oh, I know, no.
They want them to be, but I'm saying, Mrs. L says I'm missing the point.
When you have a tampon machine, and they Have it.
That's it, honey, right?
Just knowing it's there.
Just knowing it's there.
Putting it in my purse and just knowing it's there.
It's like having a gun with no bullets or something.
Watch this.
By the way, Dr. Phil is going to run for office and win very, very soon.
Transgender boys who might not have their own money to go buy tampons.
If they're provided free in the bathroom, it's a huge...
One more time.
One more time.
...boys who might not have their own money to go buy tampons.
Hang on.
Transgender boys who might...
Transgender boys?
I thought a transgender boy is a transgender girl.
So is a transgender girl a boy born a boy?
Now that I can understand.
If you're a girl and you want to act dressed like a boy, then you'll need tampons and various accoutrements for that particular activity.
I have to stop and say, transgender girl is a boy and a transgender boy is a girl.
Does that make sense?
They might not have their own money to go buy tampons.
If they're provided free in the bathroom, it's a huge plus.
Men do not menstruate.
Men...
Do not menstruate.
Menstruate is one of those words like Wednesday and February.
We say menstruate.
The U is completely...
I like menarche.
Or menses.
From the lunar component of this.
The monthly.
Only women menstruate.
Now you can call yourself whatever you want.
Cis men don't.
Here we go.
You're not going to be hearing this.
This way of talking, believe me, very, very soon it's going to be a vestige.
It's going to be like groovy and peace signs, unlike Ringo Starr.
But groovy is going to be, it's going to be, we're going to laugh at this because it's done.
Menstruate, but trans men do menstruate.
Trans men menstruate.
Cis men don't.
Non-binary people.
Menstruating is not exclusive to cis women.
Menstruation is not exclusive to women.
Men, if you're menstruating, you're hemorrhaging.
Get to a doctor immediately.
You are not menstruating.
You're dying.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
So explain to me as to why my body menstruated at some point.
If your chromosomes are XX and you're young, you menstruate.
If you're XY, you don't.
Correct, but what about trans men?
I love this, trans men.
They think, this is very interesting.
They should do this.
We should have a new law that says you can say trans men, but you have to use air quotes around them.
They're not men.
They're women dressed as men.
You are not a man.
You pretend to be a man, and that's okay.
That's perfectly fine.
Live your life.
Tell me what a man is.
Well, what's a man to you?
I love this.
I love this.
This is when you can't answer the goal.
What is a man to you?
Let me tell you something.
Remember, save these.
Very soon, we're going to stop this altogether.
It's going to go the way of Groovy and Bellbottoms and vaudeville.
You have chromosomes that are X and Y. That's what a man is.
So why are we just looking at the science of this?
Why are we looking at the science?
Excuse me, didn't they used to say trust the science?
Remember that?
Remember on the front lawns of all these houses?
Trust the science!
Okay.
Except for this science.
The science.
When we've learned sex and gender identity, they're completely different.
No, they're not.
That's like, no, no.
Sex and, no, no.
This is nice.
That's in your world.
Sex and gender are two different things.
These are two different words.
They're not completely different.
They are completely different.
Completely different words.
And sex is what you're born with.
The sexual reproductive organs you have.
Gender is what you identify with.
I love this.
I love this.
Okay.
All right.
Fair.
Fair enough.
And does that mean anything?
I was born Caucasoid, but I identify myself as a 75-year-old black sharecropper named Wendell.
But I was not born that, but I identify with that.
And I want my Social Security, and I want to be referred to as a black man who's 75, named Wendell.
Well, I don't accept that distinction.
You have to argue for it.
You're just giving a conclusion.
You're just making it up.
You see what Dr. Phil is doing?
He's sitting back and letting them speak.
Absolutely letting them speak.
Now, don't you feel your blood pressure going up, my friends?
Don't you feel like, what the hell is this going on?
Let me see.
Crypto says...
Are nards the same as nads?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Nards?
Okay.
Bradley Oppen says, LLMs can transform conversational image.
Inputting this podcast transcript analysis and concise insights would be truly unbelievable.
Indeed.
LLMs versus the master of laws.
An LLM Is a, let me see, LLM, I want to get the actual, oh, large language models can be used for speech to text by fine-tuning them on tasks like speech recognition.
This is, of course, the greatest story, and that, of course, is the world of AI, which nobody's talking about.
Now, watch this one.
This I really like.
*music* *music* *music* *music* *music* Thank you.
If it makes you happy, if it makes you happy.
Now, by the way, why that's interesting, I find one of the stupidest things that we do as human beings is, of course, the cemetery.
I don't understand it, but that's me.
One of those things, he's there, he's there, he's there, he's there.
Who's there?
Uncle Dave.
Uncle Dave's there?
Yeah.
He's in a box.
He's dead.
Okay.
His body's there.
His soul is gone, but his body is there.
Okay.
And we dress them up and we're, okay, fine.
Whatever, it's a free country.
And then you walk up and I love, I love, I always, I love the cemeteries.
I still like to go to them because they're just, they're creepy and they're stupid.
But every now and then, like there's this one, I saw recently this fellow, he was at Normandy.
He was a, he was a physician and he was at Normandy.
It was very interesting.
Anyway, so what they're doing now on gravestones, they're putting a little QR code.
So you can go.
And you bring your phone, and it's a little story about the person, and the person there, and what they did.
Wouldn't you have a QR code that says, hello, my name is Wendell.
I identify as a 75-year-old black sharecropper.
Well, that's what I did later on.
Anyway, I'm dead.
My remnants, my space suit, so to speak, is in this hole, which I never went along with, which is ridiculous.
Because I'm sitting here and you're wondering who I am.
But I want to tell you a couple of things.
First and foremost, the following people I will haunt the rest of my life.
I will walk through your homes in the middle of the night with dragging chains.
If there's anything I can do in this weird status of not being among the living, if there's any directed energy I can send your way, I'm going to do that.
Because I despised you when I was alive and I don't think anything's changed.
Wouldn't that be something to sit there and say, wow, let's learn about this person.
You could actually go and have your phone and look at this one and say, okay.
I'm dead serious.
And you're seeing this.
Did you know that in every casket at the top or bottom, depending upon your perspective, there's a little hole, little thing where you put a Like a vessel, like a vial, where you have information as to the person, in case the tombstone is ripped off or destroyed.
Again, I find how we handle death, so help me, my entire life, fascinating.
Because we don't understand it.
And we...
How you do it, remember, it's a free country.
You can do whatever you want.
Whatever you want.
I can't tell you the number of times during the day when I say, oh, my mother would think this is funny.
And I kind of give like a message to the ether, to the cosmic stratum.
I think to myself, I feel connected.
I'm thinking, this is hysterical.
You would die with this.
Because I knew this sense of humor.
And they're very alive to me.
They're so alive, it's not even funny.
I swear to God, I can smell my father.
I know it sounds weird, people say, but everybody's got like a sound.
I remember it like it's, I don't need to see a picture of anything.
I don't need to go to a drive.
Let's go out to the thing.
Okay.
There used to be, I remember when my grandmother was buried, we could never find it.
It was like, where are we going?
What are we doing?
There was no directory.
I think it was over here.
Maybe it's over here.
Oh, there it is.
Am I standing on top of them?
No, because they're dead.
I'm serious.
It's the weirdest thing.
It's this.
And what's even more interesting is not death, but what happens before birth.
Say, what happened before the Big Bang?
What's south of the South Pole?
That's what's interesting.
Brad Oplin, ladies and gentlemen, says, we're using ChatGPT as a marriage counselor, and it's incredible how much clearer our conversations become.
Imagine, as I said before, the insights ChatGPT's analysis could provide.
Well, yeah, yeah, maybe, provided it...
Listen.
You're going to be going to chat GPT or AGI for everything aside from counseling to you'll have your own bot.
And the potential is scarier than anything you've ever seen.
Crypto says, Uncle Al, I think YMCA was Trump leaving the door wide open for the males still receiving free tampons in the men's restroom.
Crypto, I want to party with you.
How you come up with this, I will never know.
Pilgrim says, the collective solipsism has to stop.
Ah, solipsistic.
Indeed, I like that.
Brad Oblin says, by the way, ChatGPT organized my last three super chats.
Talk about efficiency and clarity.
Some might be able to do that.
Listen, ChatGPT.
And AI and AGI and OpenAI and all that is the same as to me what the typewriter is for handwriting.
Except this typewriter writes its own stuff.
And you say, hey, write me a letter to so and so.
Okay.
It's a very, very difficult story.
Now, let me tell you about AI and the like and how genius this is.
Tell me this doesn't kill you.
Because it's your boy Dank Brandon here.
I wanted to take a moment to talk to you all about the pardon of my son, Hunter Biden.
I know some of you are mad that I said that no one is above the law.
Well, I want you to know I still mean it.
You see, Steven Seagal delivered a masterful performance in that movie that will never be topped.
Now that I've cleared that up, I'd like to explain why I pardon my son.
Look, you've all seen his paintings.
Clearly he suffers from mental retardation.
And as you all know, legally we can't prosecute retards.
And let's be honest, anyone who records themselves butt-ass naked committing that many crimes has to be short a few chromosomes.
Seriously.
Hunter has more dong pics than a Chinese yearbook.
Anyway, happy World AIDS Day.
Pretty sure Hunter got that too.
Dank Brandon out.
More dong pics.
That is so...
Now they're going to say, no, we should have a warning.
I got to tell you that was AI or AGI?
Come on, man.
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My friend, I just put for you, I hope you see this, today's newsletter as to whether...
The president can pardon himself.
It's a fascinating issue.
And the answer is, of course, it depends.
It depends.
Now let's do a couple of things here, my friends.
One of the best I love...
Look, I'm not going to tell you what's funny and what's not.
That's up to you.
I have always loved the twist.
I have loved the surprise.
What makes me laugh, not laugh, or I'll say, ooh, that's clever, is kind of the switcheroo.
Watch this absolute moment of brilliance.
And I am very, very afraid that he might deport my mother-in-law.
She entered illegally to the country, and she lives in a street war.
Number 47, apartment D, New York.
I am very, very concerned.
That's right behind the green apartment.
Yeah.
I have nothing bad happen to her.
The gate is always open.
You don't have any dogs either.
Street 4, number 47,
apartment D. That kills
me!
I love that!
That is brilliant!
And it's one of those things too where you know that when you're talking to people who are psychotic As some of you fine people are, not all of you, not all of you, mind you, but as some of you are, people who are psychotic are not able to understand and deal with the kind of a strange, kind of the twist to it, the irony of this.
That's why kids love when you teach them this.
There's nothing better than a little kid.
If a little kid's name is Mandy and they can just talk and you say, oh my god, what?
Where's Mandy?
The kid says, here.
I don't know where she is.
Do you know where she is?
It's me.
No, stop it.
She was here the other day.
It's me.
It's this.
Have you ever seen this?
Where they look at you like, what is the matter with this guy?
And then they say, wait a minute.
It's a rib, to use a wrestling term.
It's one of the funniest things and a kid who has problems doesn't get it.
Doesn't understand it.
Humor is the ultimate and absurdity is the greatest form of I forget what.
It's not Maslow, but there was this hierarchy of memorization, whatever, synthesis, recollection, being able to put things together, but to see something that's funny, funny?
I think funny is the most difficult thing in the world.
Funny versus sad?
Don't get me started.
I hate when people do it, but look at the jokes between men and women.
Don't get me wrong.
Now, speaking of CNN, look at how they're trying desperately to try to say, we're not that bad.
We're going to have people on who aren't necessarily the usual shills regarding President Biden.
We're not going to do that.
No, no, no.
This is a different story.
No, give us a chance.
Give us a chance.
Watch this.
And watch the drool.
We'll find his name.
I know who he is, but watch how he just stares there and he's thinking, what the hell am I doing on this show?
What the hell was I doing on this show?
July of 2023, just after that plea deal fell through, this is what you said.
I want to watch.
Very funny.
Watch this.
Do you think a pardon for his son would be a mistake?
Yes, and I don't think there's any chance that President Biden is going to do that, unlike his predecessor, who pardoned all of his friends and anyone who had any access to him.
And I think you see that in this case, where he kept on, and Merrick Garland kept on, a Trump-appointed U.S. attorney to investigate the president's son.
If there is not an indication of the independence of the Department of Justice, beyond that, I don't know what we could look for.
What does that feel like, watching yourself back then, reassuring people that Biden was not going to issue a pardon for his son?
Yeah, and I think that if that plea agreement and that plea deal had gone through, there would be no pardon.
That was a satisfactory outcome.
It had already fallen through.
Sorry?
When you reacted, this was when the deal had fallen through.
This is beautiful.
You see, this is the part.
So what do you do?
What you do is, you sit there and you say, no.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Or I do think it's a good idea.
And then there's nothing you can say.
Will you change your mind?
No, I still say, I don't think it's a good idea.
Sorry, what are you going to do?
But look, it's his son.
Let me ask you, what would you do?
What would you do?
By the way, in law, we call that the golden rule.
You don't do that in trial law.
Ladies and gentlemen, how would you feel if this would?
You can't do that.
So this goes to show you, yet again, dear friend, that whenever you're doing one of these stupid shows, make sure, make sure that you always speak the truth.
Make sure you just tell them the truth.
Don't lie.
Don't do anything involving a lie.
Just tell them the truth.
And people love the fact, especially when, and if you change your mind, tell them you change your mind.
But don't pretend that situations are different when in fact they're not.
This is why I hate these people.
But here's what you should remember.
The reason why this is important is that this is CNN trying desperately to show you how they've come along, how they've changed.
How they are different.
Okay?
That's important.
All right, dear friends.
Listen, you have a great and a glorious day.
I mean it sincerely.
Raul Rodriguez says, I'm 70 and still smell the old English on my dad.
Oh, I remember.
I think we should have like clothes.
In bags, just to smell, because everybody has a smell.
Everybody has a scent, and scents and smells, or some smells that are so...
There is an incredible...
Baby smell, the smell of baby skin, a dog, even a dog after...
I love...
We have a lot of horses here in...
The West Side where all these kids...
I love the smell of horse shit and tack.
Tack rooms and leather and straw.
I don't know why.
I like these smells.
I like the smell of...
Oh, great show with that one the other day.
It sure was.
Thank you.
Oh, he's the best.
Sean is just...
He is the best.
Cecilia says, this guy is a gedrool to the 10th magnitude.
Oh, absolutely.
But there are these wonderful smells.
Look at this.
Gracie says, I have Papa's clothes so I could smell him as long as possible.
Absolutely!
Smells!
This is so critical.
There was, I'll never forget, doctors will tell you, in surgery, if you nick a bowel, I'm going to tell you a story that may make you It's a true story.
I walked in one time, it was a radio station, and I walked in and this poor man had a apparently he had either an ileostomy, colostomy, or some type of a bat.
He had an ostomy, a stoma, as it were.
Oh, Grandpa always Stetson in Old English.
Yep.
He Was standing there almost nude.
And please, I'm not doing this for any particular reason other than I found this fascinating.
And I walked in and I didn't say anything.
He was standing there, obviously.
What I smelled was the apparently the stoma or the entry point.
Whatever this was, it was not Usual fetid, lower bowel, lower E. coli.
This was different.
This was an acidic, acrid, minerally, more blood smell.
Fascinating.
I will never forget it as long as I live.
If I smell it again, I'll remember it.
100%.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad.
It was interesting.
It was fascinating.
Crypto says you have two noses.
Research it.
One's in the brain.
Well, let me ask you something.
I want everybody right now to do me a favor.
Okay?
Listen.
I want you to imagine.
I'm sure you've done this.
The smell of garlic in a saute pan.
Olive oil and garlic.
Now, smell it.
Can you smell it?
You can.
But you don't smell it.
But you remember smelling.
What are you remembering?
You can remember what a look.
You can say, I remember what my grandmother looks like.
I've got a picture.
Okay.
What are you remembering with the smell?
But you do.
It's fascinating.
Where is it?
Where is it?
How do you remember what it is?
You're saying, I remember what that smell is.
I swear to you, I can smell it.
Where?
The smell of paint, a freshly painted room, for some reason does something, it kicks in.
There is something about the smell of a rose, why we like it.
Maybe that's why bees, I don't know if they can smell, but there's something, and there's something why certain things that are fetid and feculate smell bad, so you don't eat them.
The smell before snow, the smell before rain, the smell of...
The smell of 9-11.
Everywhere you went, it was a smell of like an electric motor, like in a vacuum cleaner that burns.
You remember the note?
Ooh, I like that.
I like that.
Very interesting.
The note fascinates me.
Absolutely fascinates me.
And how dogs are able to pick out...
PTSD.
And dogs are able to figure out when you are...
How do I say this?
When you are in the beginning of the advance of a convulsion.
It's incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
It's one of those things that we do everything we can to get rid of our scent where we're covering up and we'll have to...
Certain things are, you know...
We don't have pheromones anymore.
We don't have anything.
Not pheromones.
I guess, yeah, pheromones.
Pilgrim says, I don't love the smell of napalm in the morning.
No, I do not either.
Especially the smell of gasoline.
There's...
Anyway, we could talk about this.
I could do more, rather than explaining why, just the physiological aspects of it.
In any event, dear friends, Thank you.
Thank you.
Pilgrim, and Cutup, and Crypto, and Extra Mile, and Sicilian, and Raul, and Brad.
Brad Opland.
Brad, today you were most poignant, my friend.
Most interesting indeed.
Christian Janis, Brad Rung, Pilgrim Media.
By the way, speaking of marital therapy, MDMA and ecstasy will help also with that very much.
Some dogs can smell cancers.
Absolutely.
They can smell cancers.
They can also smell the onset of PTSD.
They can also smell the beginning of epileptic seizures.
They can smell as we see and think.
The olfactory lobes are almost like semicircular.
They're coiled to get more surface area.
It's fascinating.
All right, dear friends, don't forget to follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
Lynn's Warriors, go there right now.
Lynn's Warriors, follow her, and we will talk to you later.
I've enjoyed this immensely today.
Remember, we are winning.
Don't let them off the hook.
And thank you so much for not being who you are, but what you appear to be.
All right, my friends, until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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