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Nov. 22, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Trump MAGA Brace for [SG] Deep State Treachery and Obstruction
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Today was absolutely chaotic, my friends.
From the get-go, Matt Gaetz stepping down, Pam Bondi maybe stepping in, Juicy Smell It, and a lot of interesting stories.
And a lot of interesting scuttlebutt about what really happened with Jay Leno and his eyes.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
That's an interesting one right there.
Hello, everybody.
What a great, great evening.
Thank you so much for being with us.
It's a cold, rainy, miserable day eve here in New York City.
I don't know how long I'm going to be able to make it, but I'm going to try my best.
So make it worth my while, ladies and gentlemen.
Make it worth my while, because I've had a long, long, long day.
You understand that?
I'm just going to let you know, a long, long day.
I also want to tell you, I want you to do me a favor, because you all are very prone to that.
I need, as we speak, two, two, two.
Two.
Two.
You heard me.
Subscriptions to Lens Warriors so she hits 9,300.
That's all I asked for.
Lens Warriors.
That's all.
She's doing so much.
You have no idea the work that she does.
You have no idea the work that we do.
But she in particular.
Tomorrow we're going to...
I'll tell you after the fact.
But it is a never-ending...
A lot of people say they want to do things.
She puts her money in her mouth and where her mouth is, by the way.
And also her activities and her energy.
So anyway, one more.
I got $92.99.
$92.99, honey.
We're going to get it for you.
$92.99.
That's all I'm going to say.
Just one more and we're all happy.
Okay, my friends.
Let's talk about what's going on here.
First and foremost, the good news is let's talk about Matt Gaetz.
And Matt Gaetz is a fabulous story because people have all of their theories about what happened with Matt Gaetz.
What's the real story behind Matt Gaetz?
Why did he step down?
What happened?
Here's the answer.
We don't know anything.
We can kind of guess.
We can read some stories.
You can pick the stories you like.
You can like those people that you like.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Rumor has it, President Trump said, you don't have the votes, Matt.
Don't have the vote.
Sorry, buddy boy.
Appreciate your help.
We tried the best we can, but I gotta move on, and chances are there's a lot that he could still do, I think, behind the scenes involving positions that do not necessarily require any kind of confirmation.
I need one more Lens Warriors.
Come on!
One more subscription.
What are you doing?
Lin's Warriors.
One more.
What is this?
What the hell do I have to do?
What do I look like after all I've meant to you?
I mean, after all, I don't get this.
You've got people walking around with these crappy networks and these crappy channels with this crappy, boring crap.
Here we are pouring our heart out.
What are you going to do?
It's show business, ladies and gentlemen.
It's show business.
So anyway, so Trump decides to call Mrs. Matt.
We don't have the votes.
Sorry.
I don't know what you did.
There we go.
There we go.
Thank you very much.
So I don't know what you did.
I don't know what you did, Matt, but that's it.
So Mrs. L says thank you.
So they're picking Pam Bondi, one of an alumna of the 13th.
Judicial circuit of where I was, a member in Hillsborough County, Florida Attorney General, loyal, competent, surrounding herself with great and competent and good people, and she should have no problem whatsoever.
So that's that.
Now, what's old Matt Gaetz going to do?
What do you think he's going to do?
What do you think he's going to do?
And I love when some of you folks make up stuff that is so crazy, so nuts, so crazy.
It's fantastic, especially when you know absolutely nothing about what you're talking about.
That's what makes you so good.
You're brilliant.
Brilliant.
You have no clues of what you're talking about, but that's okay, and I love you for that.
Also, guess what?
They're saying that Rachel Meadow had to take a $5 million pay cut.
Oh, come on!
So she's going to make, what, 25 mil versus 30 mil?
I don't believe to show up one day a week and do some podcasts.
Come on, my friend.
Senate seat, 4D chess.
This isn't for it.
Senate?
Senate?
Seriously?
Seriously.
JT, I hate to say it to you, my friend.
I hate to say it to you.
But would you recommend that to the president?
Would you do that?
I'll get to the matter in a minute.
Would you do that?
After they threatened him, after, after, after they threatened him with something to say, look, you don't have enough votes because we're going to bring up something untoward, whatever, whether it's true or not.
And then DeSantis is going to say, DeSantis, I'm going to pick him?
To be the U.S. Senator after that?
Would you do that?
Seriously.
If you were DeSantis, I guess people could tell them what to do.
Would you do that?
Would you do this?
I like this.
James Sharp says, Pam Bondi was just nominated.
Yes, James.
James, I told you that, Jimmy.
Jimmy, I just told you that.
What the hell's the matter with you?
I just told you that.
I love you, James.
Thank you.
It's true.
Would you pick him?
Come on!
What are you, nuts?
Oh, I'm going to pick who?
I'm going to pick Gates?
What?
Seriously.
Ron DeSantis?
Yeah, I'm going to pick him to be the U.S. Senator?
Are you nuts?
Don't you understand?
Get the hell out of here.
I'm not going to do that.
What?
Now, I've got my political career.
You picked a perv?
They didn't convict him of anything.
Please.
Funniest thing ever, Gibson Murphy says, Matt will enroll in culinary school.
Thank you so much.
Now, remember when I told you, how long ago did I tell you, watch out for this, Matt?
Remember that?
Now, I liked what he did.
I understood what he did.
If he could somehow withstand the scrutiny, terrific.
But I told you, remember this?
There's a lot of stuff going on there.
And the best one is, I swear to God, what about the story involving Nestor?
You know who Nestor is?
Nestor.
Nestor, the son he adopted.
did what the hell was that all about the Now, if these people had a hair on their arse, they would say, okay, we're going to release all this stuff about all these Democrats and all these payouts and all the sexual harassment and all the money that the taxpayers had to pay.
How do you like that?
No, no, no, no.
Let's do it.
Let's let everybody know.
No!
Let's let everybody know what's going on here.
What do you say, huh?
What do you say, everybody?
For the love of God.
Come on.
Please.
Please.
Do you understand what's happening here?
Does this make any sense to you?
Does it make any sense to you?
And I wish the President wouldn't give these people a minute of time.
Don't worry about it.
Don't pay any attention to this.
Keep going.
Don't worry about this.
Things are looking great.
Casey just What?
He...
Was it Pennsylvania?
Casey got it?
Wendy says Marjorie Taylor Greene appointed chair of Doge.
Appointed...
Now is this a...
I don't think so.
Who is doing the venting for Trump?
Where's Grinnell?
You mean the vetting?
Johnny.
Do you know...
Do you think nobody knew about this?
Johnny, do you think nobody knew about...
Come on.
Look, look.
Let's clear.
Let's clear this.
You and I know...
Let's just say something.
It's over with now.
I don't know.
You're not going to see Matt Gaetz for a while.
He's going to do something to sit out or maybe...
Who knows?
But you know the guy's a freak, right?
I think he was most effective.
Probably one of the best questioners ever.
But he's a freak.
You know that, right?
All the stories.
You know this.
I mean, I told you about this.
And how about his wife?
Oh, she's really...
She's upset because she says, what the hell did I marry you for?
Remember that little...
I'm married.
You're married?
Okay.
Whatever.
Look, I'm not trying to be rude here, but let's just...
Let's just win something suspicious.
Like Jay Leno's eye.
You buying that?
Let's talk about this one, too.
Rachel Maddow, do you think she's making 25 mil a year for what?
For what?
Well, her name's got a high name recognition.
Uh-huh.
She does one show a week.
She does some podcasts and that's it.
What are you, nuts?
Are you kidding me?
Please!
Do you think, who is going to pay?
They're falling apart.
MSDNC is so bad they had this meeting where they're cutting people and they're going to give her 25 mil?
A year?
For what?
Well, because they're going to get rid of the name NBC.
They may not even use or have access to NBC News.
They may not even be in 30 Rock anymore.
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
I mean, they are caught.
They are just stripping this down.
And they're going to pay her 25 mil?
Look, you know and I know.
Somebody says, do me a favor.
What is it?
I'm going to say, we're going to leak that I'm making 25 mil.
Please!
What do you want me to do about it?
We're not going to get...
Don't confirm it.
Just let me go out with my...
She hasn't done anything.
Marie says, a Ted Cruz tie for the DOJ?
I think DOJ is going to be the Attorney General.
I think this is Pam Bondi.
She's in charge of the DOJ.
Department of Justice.
We'll see.
I want to go back to the Rachel Maddow thing.
Will you pay attention to me?
Can you imagine explaining why are you paying somebody?
We're tearing this down.
It's over.
There is going to be no MSNBC.
There's going to be Lightning or some name.
And you're going to keep her on?
For what?
She works, let me say this again, hello, one day a week, and podcasts, and a documentary.
She doesn't do anything.
It's bullshit.
It's over.
She had a great run.
They're not going to pay her 25, I don't care what anybody says.
You're nuts.
There are people who are sitting here, they're cutting, they're getting rid of people.
Let me say this again.
They may not be in 30 Rock anymore.
It may have nothing to do with NBC.
This is Comcast, baby.
This is, I mean, you know, Freedom, that's just some people talking.
Freedom says, I knew the left were ready for the nuthouse already, but they're never ending.
Push to stop everyone.
Maga Man picks needs to freaking end.
Get over it.
Sick of their whining.
I'm with you on that one.
I'm with you on that one, big guy.
I'm with you.
And how about this?
Meager and Joe, they hate them.
They hate these people.
They're turning on their own.
You got Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Who the f*** is Rosie O'Donnell?
That's what I wish somebody would say, hey Rosie, what are you doing?
When was the last time you worked?
What do you do?
What do you do?
And she gets up real close to the camera and says, that's the last place in the world I would do if I looked like Rosie O'Donnell!
What are you doing?
What do you do?
There's like this show I like to do, this new summer replacement called What the Do They Do?
Keith Olbermann, Rosie O'Donnell.
You know who's really sad?
Who's actually very good today?
But he's still...
Jon Stewart!
He actually does some good stuff.
What does he do?
What do these people do?
What year do they think it is?
It's over!
Mrs. L told me tonight, Columbia University and Fordham are having Republican mixers.
Kids, young students who are Republicans who are meeting.
It's a new world!
I'm not even a Republican.
But I'm sure as hell not one of these Dems.
I think it's changing.
These people, they don't want to...
Ellen DeGeneres leaves.
Get the hell out of here!
What does that mean?
I wouldn't even have the unmitigated audacity to say I'm leaving.
Because somebody's going to say, who the fuck cares about...
You're leaving.
What?
Oh, yeah.
By Ellen DeGeneres.
Maybe, yeah, maybe there's some bad dirt.
Maybe there's some bad stuff.
Nobody leaves here.
And if they crawl back, I got another house.
You see, look, this is a war about not only just the left, Democrats, it's about their ideology.
It's about who they think they are.
These people who make me sick.
I can't stand these people.
And God bless Mace into getting these ridiculous...
I'm sorry.
I can't say.
When I see some fella sitting there with a wig says, and I'm transgender.
Okay.
And I'm Eleanor Roosevelt.
Nice to meet you.
Okay.
Be transgender.
You can be a squirrel for all I care.
Just stay out of the bathroom.
Stay out of the bathroom.
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Now how about Juicy Smell It?
What a bunch of crap that is.
Here's Juicy Smell It.
This story was so sweet.
Even Dave Chappelle.
2019.
January.
Freezing.
Freezing in Chicago.
Freezing.
Freezing your cojones off.
I mean freezing.
Okay.
So they're out there.
Lo and behold, 3 o 'clock in the morning, he's going to a subway?
Huh?
Do they have delivery?
You're a big shot.
And he says, no, I want to go out in the dark.
Three in the morning or whatever it is.
In the freezing cold to get a subway.
Alright.
So he's out there and it's dark.
And he's probably got a kind of hat on or something.
Right?
Maybe he's, you know, it's cold.
You're kind of like bundled up.
And two rednecks with MAGA hats look over and say, hey!
Ain't that guy from that show Empire?
Yeah, like you watch Empire?
Yeah.
And you recognize him?
At two in the morning.
Yeah, okay.
Alright.
Hey, we got a MAGA hat on.
This is MAGA country.
We happen to have a noose with us.
You have a noose?
Yeah, we got a hangman's noose and bleach.
We're looking for some guys to give a hard time hearing...
Chicago at 2 in the morning in the freezing cold, and you'll do, and we know you're gay, too, because we recognize you at 2 in the morning from that show we've never seen before.
We know you're, well, we can see you're a black dude, but we know you're gay, and we know who...
This story's ridiculous.
Hey, let's put that noose on him.
You got Jerry, you got the noose?
Yeah, put the noose on him and get the bleach.
Hang on, that's Clorox.
Is it pure Clorox?
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
And then he connects with some, those two, they call them Nigerian.
They were born in Chicago, as it were.
This story's ridiculous!
And I'm not going to go through the whole thing, but that Kim Fox, who was a Soros plant, decides we're going to drop the charges because, after all, he's going to forfeit his money, forfeit his bond, and do some community service.
What?
Yeah.
And then later on, the new prosecutor says, well, that doesn't mean anything.
We never agreed to that.
Recharges him.
Basically, he's going to be looking at three.
Anyway.
It's over with.
He's free.
It's done.
It's a work.
It's a work.
He'll never work again.
He's a punk.
Remember him crying?
Lying?
Remember that?
What kind of a city do we live?
What is going on?
But all I know is, do not worry.
Faye said, what were they going to do with that bleach?
Faye.
Faye, they were going to try to make him a white man.
Don't you understand the symbology?
Don't you understand, Faye?
Come on now, Faye.
Come on, girl.
Don't you know what they were going to do?
They were going to figure a way out to say, see?
Look, look, look.
I don't think the what is the perchlorite the perchlorate Ions, we one time in Organic Lab, we reduced or isolated the perchlorate ion.
It's the most ridiculous story in the world.
Would you stop it?
What do you think of Don Bongino?
I think he's fine.
The question I have is, does the president like him?
Does the president like him?
Does the president feel like he's doing a good job?
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me, ladies and gentlemen.
Good enough for me.
By the way, go back and watch, if you don't mind, I did an earlier broadcast this afternoon.
I was feeling very, very industrious today.
I broke through, broke out, and did a piece on this here.
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
I did a piece on this.
There we go.
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
There we go.
Right there.
That's the whatever the hell is his name?
Juicy Smell It.
I'm so tired of all this stuff.
I want the president to say we're going through.
Don't act like it.
Release all the names of all the other folks and all the people and all the All the usual suspects, all of the folks in the house who've had sexual claims against them, you know what I'm talking about.
That's what we should do.
Absolutely.
You understand what I'm saying?
Now, I don't think Mr. Bongino has been named as Secret Service.
Well, we'll see.
Other big news today.
I mean, at this point, it's kind of like, eh.
It's kind of sort of slow, kind of slow going in a weird way.
Some of the stories that to bring you up to speed, ladies and germs.
I go to that X. Oh, oh, yeah.
Jay Leno injured in fall before Greensburg.
Uh-huh.
Lyndon McMahon's cabinet nod amidst allegations.
She's going to have trouble.
Hexeth, they're going to go after him too.
Oh yeah!
Hexeth, uh-huh.
Yep.
Yep.
Hexeth, mm-hmm.
Yep.
He's doing it.
He's doing it.
Katie Couric is trying her best.
Have you noticed Katie Couric, all of a sudden she says, These people have these things where they figure, I'm just going to talk in front of a camera.
So anyway, I was wondering, you know, what's going on?
Excuse me.
Who are you?
Katie Couric.
Katie Couric?
Katie Couric.
Now, her husband was a good guy.
Jay Monaghan, good egg.
I liked him a lot.
I liked him a whole lot.
Good, good egg.
But everybody's coming forward desperately trying to show some relevance.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Kendra Setloud.
Don Bongino would give his life for President Trump if called to do so.
I think so.
A lot of people would.
Bongino's a good guy.
Whatever happened with him and Fox?
Whatever happened?
Whatever happened with that godforsaken show?
Whatever happened?
Now here's a story.
This one you're not going to hear anything about.
Did you hear the story about this?
The ICC issues arrest warrants.
For Netanyahu and Gallant.
Did you see this?
And they are going berserk.
And guess who's standing up?
Fetterman.
He's saying, F that amid bipartisan backlash over arrest warrants targeting Israel's Netanyahu and Gallant.
Let me tell you one.
Forget any topic, any coverage of the subject.
Do you know anything about that?
Nope.
Do you care about that?
Nope.
You care about the Middle East?
Nope.
Anything about that?
Nope.
I was watching today a series of I guess you'd call it documentaries on the subject of Christian Zionism.
Eschatology.
It's brilliant.
Do people know about that?
Nope.
So don't even bother.
Don't bother.
Right?
We don't care about criminal courts.
Right?
Right?
We don't care about them.
Unless it's Putin.
Oh, then everybody loved it.
Hey, Putin, look at him.
Putin.
But if it's Netanyahu, well, that's another story.
Americans have no interest in this whatsoever.
Americans have no interest in this whatsoever.
They don't care about this.
It is a complete and total waste of time.
Don't think for any reason whatsoever.
America knows anything.
Nothing.
Because right now, and I'm telling you, I'm not even going to bother with it.
I was watching today an excellent show.
The Grey Zone with Max Blumenthal, Aaron Monte.
Also watched John Mearsheimer with with with Jesse Palatino.
Jeffrey Sachs.
Brilliant.
Not in this country.
Nobody cares about it.
We don't know anything about it.
It means nothing to us.
We don't care.
I've never seen anything like it.
We don't know anything about it.
It's the most incredible story I've ever seen in my life.
We know nothing about it.
Isn't that something?
Nothing.
We know absolutely nothing about it.
And Russia?
Russia's claims?
Nobody knows anything.
Excuse me, I got a piece of philoxy.
Nobody cares.
Let me ask you something, a question.
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As though there's some kind of As though there's some kind of firewall or something about it.
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What is the subject that nobody ever talks about that you would love to talk about?
If I could turn it over to you and say, let's do a special.
You mentioned weather modification.
Weather modification is one of the greatest stories.
Operation was a storm fury Popeye.
HARP, the solar radiation management, carbon dioxide removal, silver iodide, geoengineeringwatch.org, the great Dane Wigington.
Why is it that America doesn't know anything about it?
Why?
We're having a report that come Thanksgiving here in this area, It's going to be an absolutely horrible time.
There's going to be the worst in total.
It's going to be an absolute inclement nightmare of outlandish proportions.
Out incredible.
Do you think that's possible?
Do you think that's possible?
I want everything about 9-11 to be reopened.
Everything there is.
Everything.
That's not going to happen.
Nobody wants to hear that.
Nothing.
Don't you want to find out more about what Fauci did and others?
What do we have to worry about?
I don't know.
What do you not want to know?
What do you not want to know?
What information have you ever heard which is so terrible you wish you didn't know it?
What's the matter with that?
I will, and I think we're getting closer and closer and closer to this.
I think we're getting maybe, maybe closer to having people say because if you knew what you didn't know or if you knew the facts and every case has to be Verified by fact.
Not just somebody saying something, but a fact.
It would blow your mind.
Every single thing, virtually, every story, every historical basis, every event, every war, everything that's ever happened, I promise you, has huge components of it.
That are in fact wrong.
Absolutely wrong.
Made up.
And you will repeat the stories and repeat the nonsense over and over and over again.
You will repeat it.
And you don't even know why you're repeating it.
You'll find yourself in the position to say, what am I doing?
Why am I saying this?
Because you don't know any better.
Because all your life you have believed.
You believed your government.
You believed news.
And you believed this thing worse than that, the consensus.
You thought that, well, there was something to this.
We would have known about it, right?
I have to disabuse you of that.
My friend, I have to disabuse you of this nonsense.
The truth will set you free.
The truth will amaze you.
I've always loved sleight of hand.
I've always loved how we...
Keep things from you.
And there are people who love to keep things from you.
There are people who don't even care.
They're not even invested in the thing they want to keep from you.
They're not invested in the thing they want to keep.
They just love to obfuscate and occlude and prevent you from knowing the truth.
Did you know this?
Do you know this?
This is something which is...
I don't even know anymore.
I don't even know how to say this.
But we're not giving up.
And for the first time, my friends, for the first time, there are so many folks, oh my God, so many great and glorious people and so many profound, profound and learned folks.
In any event, I think that's about it.
I think that's about it.
I've had enough.
I've had enough of this stuff.
I have had enough.
I really have.
Today has been one of those days.
What if JFK really wasn't killed?
Maybe he died.
He would be 107 years old?
Something like that.
That's tomorrow.
That is tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
And you will never, ever, ever know the truth.
It's too late.
It's too late with that one.
It's too late.
I do this show every now and then with Sean Atwood.
Great guy.
And he talks about Diddy.
You think we'll know about...
Look, Diddy hasn't been charged.
I mean, he's been charged.
He hasn't been convicted of anything.
We're not going to find anything about Tupac, Big E. Stop it!
No!
You know that fella who was...
They got him in that cell from that island and everything?
Don't make me laugh.
Don't make me laugh.
Do you got that?
Joel Nielsen, ladies and gentlemen, Pam Bondi has been nominated as Trump's AG.
Nothing gets past you, Joel.
Where have you been?
Joel, what the hell's the matter with you?
I talked about this right at the beginning.
I used to work with Pam.
I know Pam.
Pam's a friend of mine.
She's a tampenia.
She's from Tampa.
Don't...
Ever come in and tell me something I know?
I'm kidding, of course.
I'm busting your balls.
I'm busting your balls!
All right, my friends.
You know what I mean?
That's it.
Gibson Murphy, ladies and gentlemen.
Sounds like a law firm, doesn't it?
All righty.
So here we go.
Kendra, thank you.
Wendy.
Wendy, you are so terrific.
Look at this.
CCC to Forbes.
MTG picked a lead new Doge House subcommittee joining Vivek and Good for good.
I think that is fantastic.
I think it's fantastic.
Teresa Skinner says, Lionel, do John Kennedy, you do him better than himself?
Lionel, do John Kennedy?
I don't know.
I can't imitate him.
I can't do that one.
Ramona, Ramona, do you like Pam Bondi pick?
Absolutely.
Pam Bondi's been a...
She's been an attorney general for Florida.
She's absolutely, positively, 100% loyal to the president.
I think she's a fine, fine choice.
Underlining, rather, thank you.
Freedom, thank you.
Maurice Houston, Johnny Mazza, Spaz, Wendy, JT, thank you, my friends.
What a glorious day, huh?
What a glorious day.
Tonight, right now, it is cold.
It's raining.
It's miserable.
I'm going to put on some grooves I'm going to just listening to.
Found a great, great, happened upon some great people.
The Teske Brothers.
You ever hear them do Rain?
Some of the best blues I've heard.
They're out of Australia.
Phenomenal.
There is so much great music.
Music is my sanity.
It is my drug.
This is Al and I in vibe and coffee.
And when I want to go elsewhere, music.
The takeoff.
It takes me.
It moves me since I was a kid.
Put on headphones.
Put on a mask.
One of those masks.
One of those Arlene Francis.
Are you in show business?
One of those.
I wear them all the time.
They're phenomenal.
Phenomenal.
They are wonderful.
Great stuff.
I love them.
I put on that in music.
Maybe a little Nick Drake or something and I am ready to go.
Alright, dear friends.
Thank you so much.
Thank you not for being who you are but what you appear to be.
And I mean that sincerely.
I mean that sincerely.
You are tremendous.
I mean that.
I don't just say that to you.
I mean it.
Alright, my friends.
We'll see you tomorrow in the morning.
Have a great, great evening.
Please don't drink and drive.
You might hit a bump, spill your drink.
The whole evening shot.
We'll talk to you then.
And until then, my friends, don't forget Lynn's Warriors.
And until then, my friends, remember these final words.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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