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Oct. 29, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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America Reacts to Trump's Historic MAGAnificent MSG Address
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It's completely devolving.
Now they're saying that Donald Trump is making jokes about islands of garbage in Puerto Rico, and it was that two-bit comic, which why they got him, I don't know.
But Donald Trump never said that.
They have nothing!
They're dragging out De Niro!
They have nothing!
Shannon Sharp had Gamala on.
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I love when somebody says, don't buy what you can't afford.
Yes!
Yes!
You would never be in business for a moment.
Don't buy something if you don't have the cash for it.
You would never be in business.
For 30 seconds.
Never.
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Don't buy a house.
I don't have the money.
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Okay.
Everybody loves.
I love when they do this.
I've got a fishing pole.
I talk about, you know, emergency food.
I, you know, I dehydrate food.
People have this thing where they have to just say something.
Immediately to say, well, I know something about that.
What?
It's not much, but I know something.
What are you talking about?
Well, I cut my credit cards.
We're not talking about that.
Well, I just want you to know that.
I personally don't have a...
I don't watch TV.
I don't care whether you watch TV.
The digital safety for kids.
Well, I don't look at that TikTok.
We're not talking about you.
Everywhere I go, I love that.
Cash is king.
Great!
You wouldn't be in business for 30 seconds.
What are we talking about?
What are you talking about?
I love this.
I love you.
It's like being in a room with me.
Who are these people?
What are they talking about?
Well, I just want you to know that this is what I feel, because by gum, I just feel these.
Okay, okay.
Hi, it was, Mom, you can help me consolidate my debt?
I never carried credit cards.
Okay, fine, but can you maybe help me?
That's right.
I'm a lawyer.
Can I help you?
I was just arrested.
I've never even gotten a speeding ticket.
Okay, that's great, but I need your help.
Hi, are you a defense lawyer?
I mean, a divorce lawyer?
Could I help you?
I've been married to the same woman.
It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
But that's okay, please.
You make me laugh.
Not in a good way, but you make me laugh.
Mrs. L and I...
Voted today.
Voted!
Early voted.
Oh, let me tell you about this scene.
They have 9,000 workers per voter.
We walk right up.
This guy says, you going in to vote?
You going in to vote?
You going in to vote?
We're going in this place.
I'm not going to tell you where.
Going in to vote?
I'm ignoring him.
I don't have to tell you where I'm going.
You going in to vote?
He's justifying why he's there.
He's the first one.
You going in to vote?
Huh?
Are you?
And Mrs. L says, he's talking to you.
I'm not talking to him.
Because I know what he's doing.
He's trying to justify his vote.
I'm either going in to vote, or I'm going in to this building.
I don't need you to ask me, what am I doing?
So you can be paid, I don't know how much, $100 an hour to do this.
So let me tell you something.
I'm ignoring him.
I'm not talking to him.
You going in to vote?
Huh?
Everybody, you going in to vote?
Leave me alone.
That's all he's doing.
Are you going to vote?
Are you going to vote?
Why?
Because I'm being paid by the board to vote.
Okay, fine.
So we walked in.
Imagine this.
Imagine the worst waiting room in your life.
Five, six people.
People who look either drunk, disheveled, crazy, or just out of it.
Lined up.
Six.
Six people.
One guy said, you're here to vote?
I said, six of you?
Six people?
To go like this?
And Mrs. L said, come on, please.
I said, no, no, I'm serious.
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.
That's seven so far.
This guy in the front saying, you're going to vote?
You're going to vote?
Huh?
Huh?
You're going to vote?
Okay.
Very good.
Just saying.
But six people sitting in chairs like they can't get up.
One guy looks like he's in pain just sitting in the chair.
And all he's doing is pointing.
There's a big sign.
Vota.
Vota aqui.
El voto hero.
Vote.
Flags.
Vote.
Those might be those COVID.
Vote.
Vote.
Okay.
We walked in.
Are you here to vote?
There's another one.
Over here.
Over here.
I said, you're standing right next to the person.
Can you spread out five feet?
We walked in there.
There was this wonderful girl.
Lionel!
I mean, that's great.
You know, please.
I don't know why.
You know, voting is...
It's not anonymous.
Wonderful woman.
Very nice.
Are you going to vote?
Over here.
This way?
Every five foot, this way, step over here.
Let me turn you to this person, okay?
Then the second person says, he continues, I see where I'm going.
It's this table.
And they've got three people along the way, each one like with a baton, like a relay, over here, over here.
This woman says, hello.
I said, and I love to do that.
I said, would you like an ID?
Do you have this special?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Maybe there's a thing where you can do to speed this.
How about a driver's license?
No, I don't need that.
You don't need a driver's license.
No.
Really?
Okay.
You want to vote?
You want to vote?
Got this guy in the back.
I can still hear him.
He's driving people crazy.
Give me the first three letters of your last name.
And the first three letters of your first name.
Okay?
You got that?
All right.
And we say, okay, Z-Y...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hang on.
Hang on.
When I say Z, yeah, Z, Z. Like zebra?
Z. Z. Just a minute.
Hang on.
Z. Okay.
This woman's 105 years old.
Very nice.
Alright, what's the second letter again?
I told you, three.
Z, W, W. Okay, is it Polish?
What is it?
W, W, W. There we go.
Z, W. Okay, and the third.
This is just the last one.
First three letters of your last name.
First three letters of your first name.
Oh, so you're Mandelbrad Zablinski.
Yes.
And your middle name?
Alexander.
Okay, very good.
And where do you live?
Just a minute.
Okay, very good.
And would you sign this over here?
This is taking 25 minutes.
And then this one who comes up, who makes this woman look like Terrence Tao, she walks over.
Stand over here.
She just has me move just six inches.
For some reason, this corner provides a better Vantage point for her to give me the ballot and the sheath.
You put the ballot in and then you take it out and you put it in the machine and then you give the sheath of this thing back.
I go in, do my thing, boom, boom, boom, I'm out of here.
Over here, this way, over here.
So help me God.
I was so upset by the fact that we had so many people there.
But it was...
It was packed!
You hear what I'm saying?
And on my way out, did you vote?
Six people, I said, what a job!
This is fantastic.
Six of you to point.
I'm sorry, I had to say it.
What is this?
What is the reason for this?
I mean, I guess, you know, give these people a job, but do we, is this sufficient?
Would Elon Musk have had seven people who say, ugh, just pointing?
You could have one of those foam Kind of like a foam or one of those wind socks just going like that.
It was weird.
Who are these people they get?
Do you have that?
Who are these people that work at these polls?
Who are they?
It's like Night of the Living Dead.
Who are these people?
Hello!
Is it a patronage system?
Where do they come from?
Where do they come from, ladies and gentlemen?
Oh my God!
No, not poll watchers.
What does this mean?
Poll watchers?
No, they're...
This is why sometimes I say, should I read what they write?
I don't know.
It's weird what they write, but maybe they write something good.
Okay, I don't want to do it because it throws me off.
All right, let me read it.
Oh my God.
Poll cat watchers?
Again, funny?
Am I funny?
I'm on this thing, Uncle Lenny.
Am I funny?
What are we talking about?
I don't know, but I'm trying to do a pun and I'm going to write the capitals so you know what I'm saying.
That's funny.
Can I do that?
Are you here to vote?
Are you?
Packed.
Wouldn't you say that, honey?
Packed.
Packed.
Oh, the traffic was fantastic.
In New York.
Upper West Side.
You know, that kind of thing.
Wonderful.
Are you in the vote?
Fabulous.
They're going berserk.
These bastards don't know what.
Now they're saying, and I can't believe that Donald Trump is laughing, laughing about Puerto Rico being an island of garbage.
He didn't say that.
And I'm Puerto Rican, okay?
And I'm a Boricua, and I don't understand why he thinks that's funny.
I love when I'm Puerto Rico, and you tell me, this racist Nazi bastard is talking about garbage.
He didn't say garbage.
It was the guy at first.
I don't care what he did.
He did it.
He sure?
He did it.
And they're all Nazi bastards, all of them, a bunch of Nazis.
Who are these Jewish people?
You got Rudy Giuliani, Israel, no!
Israel forever!
Israel, you've got, you've got, they're doing the Hegira, the Hora, you've got the Tsitsis and the Pais and the Lanzmann and the Kippah.
I mean, there were more.
Every conceivable, the Lubavitchers, the Hasidim, the Orthodox, everybody happy, enjoying their day.
Palestinians were there too.
They had Navajos.
Navajos.
Navajo in Midtown?
Okay.
Navajos.
Everybody was there.
It was beautiful.
But they had to meet, they had to go on the view and say, Listen, Sonny, yeah.
Can you talk about the fact that Trump is making the joke about Puerto Rico being an island of garbage?
He didn't say that.
I know he didn't say that.
Look, we're dying.
We're dying over here.
All right.
What else?
Do the Nazi fascist thing.
But he's not a fascist.
I know he's not a fascist.
Quit busting my balls about it.
I know he's not a fan.
I don't want to tell you.
Just make something up.
I say it was hate.
Talk about 1939.
They held it.
But it's not at that one.
This has only been here since 1968.
Would you shut up?
The garden is the garden.
There was the original garden, and there was one on 8th Avenue, and then there was the one...
Yeah, but Sinatra was here.
Elvis was here.
Muhammad Ali was here.
The Kiss, the Stones.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
There was the Republican National Convention, the Democrat, the Republican, the Democrat.
Everybody was here.
Two popes.
What are you...
The Maniscalco guy, the comedian, wrestling.
How are you zeroing in on the Nazis?
I don't know how we're zeroing in.
That's all we've got.
He's kicking our balls.
He's smashing our balls, the smithereens.
There's nothing left.
He's smashing them into dust, into pumice.
No, it's all we have.
I don't know what to say.
That's it.
We got numbnuts over here who won't say anything.
Let's do some memory lane, shall we?
Here is Rachel Maddow.
She's a very nice person.
She has this very clipped, kind of an assistant principal.
Rachel Maddow.
And she had a good line with him years ago when we were She says, she was very funny.
When she first, I think she was in Massachusetts when she first, because we all worked at Air America for a while.
It was a nice place, but she wasn't really into radio.
But she said she had this apartment that was so small.
She says, my apartment is the size of a van.
I thought it was good.
But one time I walked by and Rachel was sitting there.
Imagine this.
And the problem we have with the Democratic, but not the liberal Democrats, and the political of such stuff.
And I further believe that what we knew too, and I said, am I seeing what I'm seeing?
Is she, is she, is she saying this?
And the problem, and since FDR, there was the, and she's got a sheaf of papers, and she's reading it.
Every Single line of dialogue, every sentence, every pause, everything.
She's by herself reading it.
And at the time, somebody said, let's film.
This is during kind of like the nascent period before people really got good online and stuff.
And they had her, they're doing visual, actual visual, you know.
Videotapes of this video star.
And there she was, reading!
Reading!
She'd get there for hours!
She's a very hard worker.
Reading the entire show!
Writing it out!
Well, she's come a long way.
And this is what she said years ago.
The right attorney general in position to do it, we now know they really have been trying to gin up criminal prosecutions and criminal investigations into the president's perceived enemies.
Politically motivated persecution, right?
Courtesy of Bill Barr.
I'll roll in the FBI on you.
That's how banana republics work, right?
Wait a minute.
Did she actually suggest that she's upset with what they did to Trump?
Does that make sense to you?
I don't think so.
Is that hypocritical?
Yes.
Is that problematic?
Yes.
So she's actually, yes, she's actually doing this.
She's actually criticizing them, Trump, then for what they're doing to Trump now.
But now it's okay.
Why?
Because it's Trump!
The 45th president of the United States has been raided by the FBI.
Mr. Trump is using the Justice Department to go after his perceived enemies.
I feel worried about the prospect of the Justice Department being used as a tool of this president or any.
In our little banana republic, any capable prosecutor can get a grand jury to hand down an indictment of something as innocent as a ham sandwich.
By the way, that is the line from the great Saul Walkler, who made that comment to Marcia, not Marcia Clark, Marcia, what's her name from CBS?
Marcia Wallace.
Not Marcia Wallace.
Marcia Kramer.
That was Saul Walkler's comment.
And he said, he's a proud Jewish man.
Yeah, Marsha Wallace was on Bob Newhart.
She was Carol.
I think she was the receptionist.
In any event.
So, that's Saul Walker who said this.
Now, they're doing this to him!
Rachel Maddow's not going back online clarifying this.
An indictment was unsealed.
Look at this, loser.
Seriously.
If you found out, if you found six dismembered nurses under the floorboards of his cabin in the woods, would you be surprised?
Charging Donald J. Trump.
Breaking news on former President Trump.
He's been indicted for the fourth time in five months.
Bill Barr on the president's behalf is weaponizing the Justice Department.
Wait a minute.
He's getting indicted.
Well, hang on a second.
He's getting indicted.
Trump's getting indicted.
And he's weaponizing the Justice Department against him?
Wait a minute.
Can you help me with this one?
Can you have?
To go after the president's enemies.
When you win an election, you don't seek to just prosecute the losing side.
The president using the Justice Department as a weapon to get what he wants.
This guy is such a mental mushroom.
He's a fool.
He's one of the stupidest people.
He's not DEI.
He's DOA or something.
Don Lemon is one of the stupidest people.
This is a man who said, could there be a black hole in our atmosphere here for some plane or train to be sucked into here?
Like over Cleveland, there's a black hole.
This man's dangerous.
Department of Justice is totally politicized.
Sicking the Department of Justice on political opponents.
Threatening to imprison.
This woman, this poor woman, somebody said, do me a favor, let's take every conceivable form of fiber from, oh, I don't know, industrial plastics, tarps, fishing nets, and we're going to put them on your head.
To mimic hair.
You're not going to have real hair.
You're not going to have anything that looks like hair.
But we're going to take things, monofilament line, astroturf, roofing shingles, and we're going to put them on your head and call it hair.
His political rival, Banana Republic style.
Trying to exact revenge against all of his enemies.
Tin pot dictator in a Banana Republic.
Who did he go after?
Excuse me!
They went to him, Roger Stone, Steve Bannon.
Who's getting out tomorrow, by the way?
Who is it?
Oh, I mean, is this beautiful?
These people have the cojones of, like, boulders.
He's acting more like a Banana Republic dictator.
He's using government resources.
Look at this!
Who's this?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey!
Hey!
This is before the wig.
What is this?
That is Karine Jean-Pierre.
Whoa!
Okay, I get it now.
To go after his political opponent.
Essentially, we are a banana republic.
We are seeking to have a bogus criminal investigation into a political opponent.
And that's you.
And we are a banana republic, and we are a bogus.
It's a bogus.
We're going after a parent.
But it's bogus Banana Republic.
And I'm paid $25 every time I use the word Banana Republic or phrase.
Banana Republic is bogus.
It's bogus for the opponent in its slow motion.
And it's bogus.
It's very bogus.
It's bogus.
You might be asking, what's so bogus about it?
But who's the victim of this?
I have no flipping idea.
But I'm considered a genius.
Losing the Department of Justice to also target Trump's political opponent for nefarious reasons.
This is a massive abuse of power and a betrayal of our values.
The President of the United States is targeting a family member of a political opponent.
This is the type of thing that happens in a banana republic.
And trying to take out a political rival in Joe Biden.
Criminally investigating an American political rival, someone the President is worried about losing to in the next election.
To investigate my principal opponent.
Show us your hand, Podesta.
Get the memo.
I like.
What kind of sauce do you like?
...principal opponent in the upcoming election.
Houston, we have a problem.
Look at this crew.
Oh my.
Don't you think that's something that should be investigated when the incumbent political party opens a counterintelligence investigation on the candidate of the opposing party?
We know Trump is itching to politicize the Justice Department and the Attorney General has been super shady.
The President is weaponizing the Department of Justice to bring cases against his enemies.
The Department of Justice is in an existential crisis.
Again, it's yet another example of the Justice Department basically losing all of its...
Independence and this administration.
This is now about corrupting the next election.
For me, this was crossing the red line.
A president who is actively trying to potentially steal the upcoming election.
But to try to take out a political rival.
The end goal being 2020.
Donald Trump and his attorney general are using the Justice Department.
The only difference between this and a banana republic is that Trump does not eat fruit.
In 2020...
That's so funny getting a banana republic into the room.
I can't watch this anymore.
I can't watch this.
Who were they talking about?
You see what they do to us?
You see what they do?
You see what they do to us?
This is what they do.
Now, have you seen what's happened to Mark Cuban lately?
Mark Cuban is like, ooh.
Mark Cuban's acting, to use a word from Tampon Timmy, a little weird.
But this is an old piece from, this is Mark Cuban and Patrick Ben-David from about 1953, based upon the lighting and the color texture of this particular modality.
Oh, you're a Democrat.
No, no, hell no, no, no.
Look, there's different...
What year?
Who?
When was this taken?
This is like a 7-Eleven surveillance camera.
What is this?
Things for different reasons, right?
Would you be comfortable with a capitalist like Donald Trump being our president?
Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.
I like Donald and he's smart.
You know, like a lot.
What happened?
What happened here?
Hold it.
Is this the same Mark Cuban who now with the Rachel Mano glasses?
What the hell is going on?
Candidates and politicians, you vote for not what they say, but knowing that 99% of they say won't come true, what they'll do once they get it.
And do I think he's smart enough to figure that out and then just do the right thing after he's elected?
Yes.
Wait a minute, wait, wait.
But not anymore?
But not anymore?
Can you believe?
Do you see why I've lost my mind?
Do you see?
And then Hillary and Bernie say, okay, tax the 1% and that'll pay for everything.
Doesn't work, right?
Won't work.
You know, Hillary's pay for college.
Her plan is ridiculous.
It'll increase college costs, not reduce.
You know, so they don't think them through.
You said, you know, Trump, I get it.
He's changing the tone of politics.
You know, in the past, you had to be a Stepford candidate.
You had to be perfect.
Who cares about this?
Who cares?
Now, let me show you something.
First, let me go back to a couple of things here.
Let me go back to this.
These hypocritical bastards drive me nuts.
First of all, Howie Brown, by the way, gifted five Lionel Nation memberships.
Howie, thank you so much.
Dick Dickerson says, Raskin already said if Trump wins, they will refuse to certify and invoke the 14th.
What happens then?
Dick, we've been talking about that forever.
He mentioned that in a bookstore, and the question is, I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
Let's keep that tape handy, or that video, whatever handy, and hope you're the best.
Howie Brown, thank you.
Howie, super secret.
Leslie Watson, I'm crying from laughing.
Leslie, don't cry.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
Nelson A. says, the Nell is in La Casa.
Did you see George Lopez make fun of his own Mexicans in the tampon?
Tim Rowley?
Wait, they get away with that.
I guess nobody cares about this, but thank you, Nelson.
Nelson A. Saw you.
Great man.
Very great man.
Tula just says, welcome to the hotel, Uncle Lenny.
We're all just prisoners here of our own device.
You were so right about that.
Absolutely so right about that.
Isn't this terrific?
Isn't this wonderful?
I mean, seriously, isn't it funny?
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You know what I know.
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The water, just water, gravity-fed filtration for water.
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Johnny Mazza says, Trump, during his speech, should have said that comedian that opened the rally for me is fired.
He would have had more support from the Hispanics.
Thank you.
Not really.
I got one for you.
Who was it who hired this schmuck?
That person should be fired.
Nelson, they says, Mark is butt sores since 2016.
Trump didn't have a job.
you Love you tons, Uncle Lenny.
We must win this election.
Fight, fight, fight.
Scared, but have faith.
Absolutely.
You know, Mark Cuban.
Who the f*** is Mark Cuban?
Who's Mark?
I mean...
I don't know what to tell you.
By the way, today...
Mrs. Allen and I had a wonderful time.
We had a wonderful lunch.
Midday.
Well, it makes sense.
And we went to a place, Upper East Side, and we walked in, and for me, it was heaven.
Ready for this?
We were the only people in the restaurant the whole day.
Very well known.
Why there's nobody there at lunch, I think a lunch crowd is just dead.
Unbelievable.
And everybody at this, but not going to mention where, Everybody is 100% behind Trump.
Italians, Croatians, Mexicans, everybody!
We're not even wearing anything.
It's incredible.
I feel it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Porcaro, formerly with the group Toto, says, I tell lots of D's daily, please, pay your psychiatrist for the next four years in advance.
Don't...
Want any more cases of TDS or woke regret?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I've got these friends of mine who you have no idea.
He sent me something.
A friend says, well, there's a very interesting documentary that what the hell is that guy's name?
The documentarian Ken Burns.
It's Ken Burns.
I did a wonderful documentary.
I said, Ken Burns?
You mean that Ken Burns with that daughter of his who did that BS story about the Central Park Five or whatever it is?
You mean those guys with that fantasy world?
You mean that one?
And they go crazy.
Oh, Whoopi Goldberg?
Oh, she went crazy?
Why?
What happened?
Let me see if I can get Whoopi Goldberg.
Whoopi Goldberg, if you had to wear a mop on your head, I don't know what this thing is.
Some industrial, it looks like a nautical rope or something.
And she obviously knows it's not hair.
It's not hair.
But I gotta tell you something.
There's something about...
Let me tell you something.
I gotta tell you.
Ready for this?
I'm going to say something to you right now.
There are a few people, and I know you're going to get mad at this, but I love to do this, because everyone now and then wants you to get mad at me.
You know who I despise?
If I see him, if I hear his voice, Jordan Peterson, maybe.
Andrew Tate is so full of...
He is despicable.
Pond scum!
And yet he's loved by people.
It's a free country.
It's a free country, but he is loathsome.
Anyway, here's Whoopi.
Let's see.
Whoopi.
Is it Whoopi Cushion?
Whoopi Cushion?
No, that's not it.
Let me see.
Whoopi.
No, that's not it.
Okay, Whoopi.
I guess Rally.
Was it about the rally?
It was trending on Naranja.
Let me see.
I don't know where this is.
Who cares?
Another thing too is, do me a favor.
Please don't do one of these things.
This makes me so sick.
I gotta tell you.
I'm gonna tell you everything that makes me sick.
First of all is, listen.
I have always just recoiled from this.
If you are blessed with pulchritude, as am I, but, and you're a woman, you don't have to tell people you're hot.
If you're as gorgeous as you think you are, you don't have to tell people.
And don't try.
I like when people are now sitting in their cars and they don't have the inverted, I guess, the lens.
So today I saw somebody had a MAGA hat and it was inverted.
Obviously, it's the lens.
So I wrote to somebody and said, ha, ha, ha, which is what people do.
I have a friend.
Everything she says is ha, ha, ha, ha.
Everything you say to her.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Everything is ha, ha, ha.
So I wrote, wow, you think she'll get her money back because she obviously got a misprint hat because they inverted the letters.
Now obviously I know what's going on with these people.
And they said, no, no, that's the whatever I said.
No, no, no, the hat.
She bought the hat and I'm pretending I don't understand.
No, no, no, it's the hat.
The letters are backwards.
No, the letters aren't backwards.
It's the fact that because they're always on the wrong side of the car.
I said, well, how do you know?
What do you mean, how do I know?
I know.
You don't know.
She could have bought...
People are so stupid.
I always ask the question, how many countries have a 4th of July?
Answer, all of them.
By the way, daylight saving ending this weekend, and I'm crushed.
Now I get dark at like 2.30 in the afternoon.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
In any event, if you're going to sit there in this low-cut decolletage, or whatever it is, And that look...
I don't know what this word is, but there's this look.
It's like half-narcotized.
And I remember one time I was on the air and I said, how do you describe that look?
What does that look look like?
If you told somebody, give me that look.
Is it like I'm loopy?
I'm whatever.
Board operator says, it looks like you're in the middle of, as the British would say, defecation.
And I said, wait a minute, you're right.
It's kind of like that, do you ever see when a kid, do you have a whole little baby and you say, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
And they look at you with that look and say, I know what you're doing.
Are you?
You're not, oh God, yes you are.
Oh man, oh geez.
But that look, right before, you know, Hiroshima, that look.
That's the look.
And it supposedly is enticing, whereupon you're supposed to say, I don't know what, you'll lose your mind when you see this.
Oh my God, look at this woman.
And not only that, she voted today for Trump.
Oh, how grand.
A perfect concatenation of raw animal pulchritude and the correct political inclination.
And they're doing this so that you'll say to them, you're beautiful.
I know people who say, I think I'm going to change my eyeglasses today.
Oh, you're so beautiful.
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
It is, what are you trying to tell me?
Are you using a vote to slip in some kind of attempt at some what?
Front seat, Victoria's Secret thing?
I don't know what this is.
You know what I'm talking about.
It's these people who say, can you believe how?
What?
Listen.
We don't have a men problem, a boy problem, a masculine.
We've got to teach these women to stop doing this.
It's demeaning.
It's demeaning.
Why don't you get on the stage with a pole?
That's kind of what you, I think you'd like that better.
I think you would, seriously, if I said to you, what would, let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question, okay?
Let me ask you a question.
Answer my question.
If I could ask American women between the ages of, let's say, I'm going to say 25 and 45. I'm just going to pick that.
25 and 45. I'm going to ask them a question.
If I could make you 100 IQ points higher, you would be Off the charts.
Or I could make you hot.
Or hot, as my friends, H-A-W-T.
What would it be?
What would most women say?
Be honest with me.
Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
Don't tell me what you would say and how you're different.
What do you think?
Remember, you would have a...
Let's say you're 100.
You'd be 200.
You would be off the...
What do you think more people would say?
To have a 200 IQ?
Or to be hard?
It's hard!
What are you kidding me?
It's the strangest...
But I digress.
I digress.
I expect people to be rational, and they're not.
Sparky says, Giuliani's closely associated with the terror group, MEK, which tries to overthrow Iran on behalf of Israel.
Well, you know, it's so funny, Sparky.
We'll talk about it in one second.
Renita Gamboa says, 2018, Samantha Bee called a sitting POTUS's daughter a, yes, yes, a seed the next Tuesday, and the left didn't have a problem with that hypocrisy.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'll show you one in a moment.
What kind of food did the restaurant serve?
I'd rather not say.
You can't get out of me.
If Whoopi and Oprah are married, what would their name be?
We're obviously looking for a truncation of sorts.
Sparky, I was listening today.
To our good friend and yours, Judge Napolitano and Scott Ritter, describing in the most exquisite of details the particular type of armaments, rockets, missiles, delivery systems, nothing that anybody would ever be hearing.
On the regular mainstream media, and I thought of you.
So I was saying, you know that this attack on Iran was nothing.
So my friend, the armchair apologist, said, well, that was deliberate.
I said, what do you mean?
Well, the reason for that was they were told not to attack or to affect the oil systems or nuclear or whatever it was.
Why are you attacking?
Well, it was to show Iran that they could do it.
Show them?
That's why you want...
What?
What about the fact that...
Was it Hezbollah?
Maybe you know that.
Who sent the drones over?
Over like Bibi's house and over Mossad and here we are!
And you see those drones flying.
What are we talking about?
So I asked my friends, I said, what has Iran, Iran, what has Iran ever done to you?
To us.
What?
What?
She said, tell me.
I'll wait.
You're not going to pick up 9-11, are you?
No.
What did we do to Iran?
When did we start?
1953, Mosaddegh.
Remember that one?
Sparky says that's why Giuliani was so passionate about Israel.
He's captured probably lots of E-derived information on him.
Well, you know, you know, Sparky, one of the best ways to tell the particular intellectual vitality of an idea of a posited thesis or hypothesis is, is it plausible?
And what you just said is plausible.
I don't want to go into this right now because you don't care about it.
But what I'm telling you right now, if you think you've heard BS, you can't believe what the world is saying about the Middle East right now.
You have no idea.
None!
None!
But let me say something.
Let me say something.
Remember, what you think about...
Bibi or Israel has nothing to do with Jews or Israelis or whatever.
There were a number of Jewish folks dancing and having a great time over the weekend at the Trump rally and I say good for you.
You may think anything you want.
I don't care if you're a Jew or if you're a Palestinian or it doesn't matter to me.
Dance, wave a flag, say whatever you want, chant whatever you want.
Just don't be violent.
Don't be violent.
This is America.
Say whatever you want.
My beef and your beef or anybody's beef should never be with individuals.
We do not exact violence.
We do not countenance violence.
We do not countenance the stricture of the ability to freely speak in my country about any ideas you have about a foreign country.
I don't give a hot diddly damn what you think about Algeria or the Canary Islands or Israel or Uruguay.
Or Ukraine, or anything.
Or the United States, for that matter.
That's all.
Now, did you see this one?
Did you see this, Butte?
I guess Governor Tim Walz did a live stream of a Madden football game, professional football game.
Now, by the way, did you hear this?
Did you, ladies and gentlemen, hear this story?
Did you hear this?
Did you hear this one?
Listen carefully.
Listen carefully.
You know, because Tim Walsh and Kamala Harris, they always like to talk about Project 2025.
Which, by the way, is a complete dishonest disgrace.
Project 2025 has nothing to do with the Trump campaign.
And it never has.
But set that to the side.
He was talking about playbooks and trying to connect that to Project 2025.
And he said, you know, yesterday, AOC, she did very good.
She ran a pick six.
Ran a pick six.
I think, like, you know, you don't run a pick six.
You run the West Coast offense or the spread offense.
You run the 3-4 or the 4-3.
It made me realize that I think that even though they say Tim Walsh was a college football coach, that I think I know more about football than Tim Walsh.
And it's appropriate because I think my running mate, Donald J. Trump, knows more about working at McDonald's than Kamala Harris does.
Oh.
I don't know what the hell to pick six.
I have no idea.
All I know is it was stupid.
It was stupid.
It was dumb.
It was inane.
It was foolish.
Foolish beyond description.
Foolish beyond anything anybody could ever even understand.
But the most beautiful thing about all of this was the fact that we got him yet again.
I find this fascinating.
A little memory lane.
Remember, folks, during the COVID mania, during the Rona part, there was a time when we thought that we pretty much saw everything.
We saw pretty much everything there was in terms of how stupid we acted.
And boy, did we act stupid.
Didn't we, kids?
Oh, my God.
This might be one of the best examples ever of how we absolutely lost What was left of our minds.
So, We actually did that.
We actually did that.
Let's go back.
How would you know this?
Do you remember the other day?
Why is it that people have not been talking about the notion of the social credit score?
Do you think the social credit score is possible?
Oh, you better believe it.
Listen to this.
Who recently tried to book a flight.
He was told he was banned from flying because he's on the list of untrustworthy people.
Lear was a journalist who was ordered by a court to apologize for a series of tweets he wrote and was then told his apology was insincere.
This is exactly what's happening in the UK.
This is exactly what's happening there.
And this is exactly what will happen here in our country.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
This is exactly what will happen in our country.
Social credit scores are coming, baby.
I can't buy property.
My child can't go to private school, he says.
You feel you're being controlled by the list all the time.
And the list is now getting longer, as every Chinese citizen is being assigned a social credit score, a fluctuating rating based on a range of behaviors.
It's believed that community service and buying Chinese-made products can raise your score.
Fraud.
Tax evasion and smoking in non-smoking areas Can drop it.
China's growing network of surveillance cameras makes all of this possible.
It can recognize more than 4,000 vehicles.
Xu Li is the CEO of SenseTime, one of China's most successful artificial intelligence companies.
It has created smart cameras for the government that can help catch criminals, but also track average citizens.
You can tell whether it is an adult, a child, a male or female.
Ken Dewaskin has studied China's economic and political culture For more than three decades, he says how the new scoring system truly works is kept secret and could be easily abused by the government.
How far into people's daily mundane activities does this go?
Mundane!
Well, I think that the government and the people running the plan would like it to go as deeply as possible to determine how to allocate benefits and also how to impact and shape their behavior.
The fear, of course, is that the government may use this social credit scoring system to punish people that it deems not sufficiently loyal to the Communist Party.
And trying to clear your name or fight your score is nearly impossible because there is no due process.
Ben Tracy, CBS News.
Remember that one?
Is that coming here?
Oh yeah.
And for those of the left who don't think there's anything anything anything anything into the notion of not only the illegals being capacious but rapacious Did you see this story?
A woman called 911 pretending to order a pizza in order to be saved from her alleged attacker.
Westview's Pamela Combe just got the body camera video showing deputies taking down the suspect.
Get off her now.
Help me!
Get off her now!
Deputies arrived to a Pearson Furnery Saturday and...
Get off her now.
Stop right there.
Get off her now.
This is the United States of America.
This is a woman.
Get off her.
These are animals.
Animals.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
They're animals.
Quickly arrested 27-year-old Luis Hernandez Moncayo.
We're here now, okay?
Do we have to do this?
Luis Hernandez Moncayo.
Okay, all right, I guess.
We don't say mozzarella.
You know, when do we...
We don't say Paris, we say Paris.
But I digress.
Hey, we're here.
According to the sheriff, he tried to sexually assault her three times.
She repeatedly fought him off.
The victim was the one who led deputies there.
911, what is the address of your emergency?
A dispatcher took the 911 call.
The victim pretending to order a pizza, he quickly realized the woman was in danger.
We disguised her voice to protect her identity.
Yes, I'm sure I'm coming to that number.
Can I get a picture?
The dispatcher played along.
Do you have any weapons?
No.
Do you know his name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Volusia Cani deputies arrived shortly after.
The sheriff says Hernandez Moncayo and the victim knew each other.
The two went to hang out at a fernery when things escalated.
When he does the line of cocaine, he automatically does a 180.
And it goes from a very pleasant time to she becomes very, very scared as to what's about to transpire.
Hernandez Moncayo was later arrested.
She would tell us he's undocumented and now has a federal detainer.
He should not.
Fingers crossed.
to be going anywhere or getting back out again anytime in the future.
Hernández con mantallo, more Hernández con mantallo, with a woman inside a ropa.
Okay.
Now, remember, assault is assault is assault.
But...
They knew each other, sort of.
It doesn't matter.
I don't care if they knew each other, if they were neighbors.
But please, ladies, make sure you watch very carefully what it is you're doing and with whom.
Please, for the love of God.
This is Uncle Lenny telling you here.
Sparky says, Walt is a goofball.
Bad pick for Kamala.
A little late there, my friend!
Now, as you know, Quemada, esta Quemada, was on the Channing Charp show.
Did you see the show Channing Charp?
And the guy was the football guy.
He was with the guy, Cal William.
Did you see the guy, El Gato William?
William, El Gato, El Gatito William.
Cal William was on with the guy Channing Charp.
The show is called Crop J.J. or something like that.
Crop J.J. something like that.
So the guy was on the show and he said everything for Oprah and Tyler Perry and YC and Kevin Hart and Oprah and the people were part of it.
Cabal.
¿Me entiendes?
De cabal.
De distaste.
¿Ok?
Esto en distaste.
En distaste es un criminal.
Y pedofilia.
¿Me entiendes?
Y everything.
So the guy, Cawirion, was on the channel sharp, everything beautiful.
So, listen to me.
Que mala.
What's on the show with Johnny Sharp?
It's called Close JJ.
Listen to this one, okay?
Listen.
Talking about doing right now is based on long-standing work.
It's not new.
But as President of the United States, part of why...
Here come the bullshit.
Here it comes.
Everybody, get ready.
Get ready.
Mierda de vaca.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, caga de toro.
It's important.
It is a new approach to that job.
It is about a new way that is based on a new generation.
Now listen.
I'm going to play this thing for you.
But they're going to show the Channing Char.
And I want you to look at the face of the Channing Char.
I want you to watch it, John and Char.
He look at her.
I don't know what she's saying.
And he probably got the IFB inside his head saying to him, listen, John and Char, don't say nothing.
Because this woman is arrebalado.
Me entiende?
...of leadership that is based on new ideas and...
Look at John and Char.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look at John and Char.
John and Char will say, what the fuck is this woman saying?
based on a new generation of leadership that is based on, What the hell is this woman saying?
I have no idea what they're saying.
I have no idea, Char and Char.
Char and Char.
He said, "Coño, me cabre, coño su madre.
My God, this woman knows nothing." I, I, I, I'm trying to laugh.
I don't know nothing.
I can't understand anything.
Ideas and, frankly, a different experience.
That brings my commitment to the work I am talking about into being.
I have no idea.
You see Channing Charm?
Channing Charm would say, what does she say?
¡Qué mierda!
I have no idea.
Channing Charm?
I just want you to do me a favor.
And I'm not going to say anything.
I'm just...
I'm going to play this for you.
And then you can react to this in your own way.
I am not going to say a word.
So look, this election is going to be close, but we are going to win.
So what I need everybody to do is get out and vote!
Go to iwillvote.com.
Get it done.
Okay!
Okay?
Okay?
I'm not going to say no.
Okay?
I don't have to say no.
I don't have to say no.
Okay?
Me entiende?
Mita Sparky say, keep in mind, Israel, here we go, has killed many more Americans than Iran.
Remember the USS Liberty.
Oh, Sparky, why do you not think more Americans are not conversant with that?
Why?
Remember the Maine, remember the Alamo, remember, remember, remember, remember.
Now let's talk about the comedian, whatever the guy was, who was making jokes about Puerto Rico and whatever.
This was Joe Biden making an anti-Indian reference regarding going to either 7-Eleven and Dunkin' Donuts and running into an Indian.
Go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts.
I'm not joking.
He always loves that thing.
One more time.
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
I'm not joking.
Does he mind you a Bob Euchre kind of?
He has a kind of Bob Euchre look.
Isn't this beautiful?
Isn't...
I mean, just...
We're going to win this.
Now let me remind you of something.
Immediately after this, we're going to go to Mrs. L's channel at Lynn's Warriors where she's going to do her piece.
She's going to tell you about our voting moment today.
That was fun.
But I walked in and said, what are you doing?
You get paid for this?
She was trying to be kind.
That's coming up immediately, immediately at 8.30.
At 8.30.
Let's just say 8.30, because I mean, I don't know if I can make it at 8.30, because I've been talking for an hour and five minutes, pouring my heart out.
Now, by the way, now that it's after the fact, can I tell you something?
Who was, because it's okay now, but I'm curious.
Who gave the worst speech last night?
Now it's okay to do it.
Not afterwards.
Remember, it's like Woodstock.
It doesn't matter.
The point was made.
It changed the complexion of the world.
Who was the worst speaker?
Sid Rosenberg.
Well, Sid brought up Sid brought a, after the, who?
Hulk Hogan.
You know, missing, I got news for you, brother or sister, whoever.
I don't think you missed it.
Hulk Hogan brought the house down.
They loved it.
That's the guy you want at a rally.
Okay?
What about Dr. Phil?
I don't think Dr. Phil.
I think Dr. Phil, believe it or not, I think there is so much wisdom to Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil has become unencumbered and untethered by the usual constraints of this usual statist shadow government media conglomerate.
And I like what he's doing.
I like what he's doing.
When you say Hulk was all right, What was Hulk Hogan's job?
What was his job?
Now remember, I'm not asking you stylistically.
If I look at a Taylor Swift concert, and she has sold every single seat, and it is packed, And they're charging $1,000 to $1,500 a seat, and you're going to tell me, I don't like Taylor Swift.
What is the matter with you?
What are you, out of your mind?
The place is packed!
What the hell are you talking about?
The place is packed!
So it doesn't matter what you think.
If the goal is to get people to come in, obviously it's a different story.
See, that's the thing where people always internalize it as to you.
The idea, Leslie said it, is to move the crowd.
And even though this may hurt you, one of the most boring speeches for purposes of a rally, not for purposes of a Tucker conversation, was Tulsi.
Tulsi didn't know where she was.
Tulsi was given a Patrick Ben David kind of a, you know.
A kind of a rational discussion and blah, blah, blah.
It's a different story.
It's a different story.
Here we go.
Somebody says, I've never listened to a Taylor Swift song.
Are you proud of that?
I've never read a book.
I've never tried arugula.
Are you proud of that?
Why would you ever be proud about never having heard a song?
Don't ever do that again.
Not for my benefit, but for yours.
It doesn't make you look good.
Sparky says, it's cool that DJT brought up Haystacks Calhoun on Joe Rogan's Enterprise.
Haystacks Calhoun.
It's funny you say that.
I did not see that.
With all due respect, I'm going to be the first one to admit, Sparky, I have no interest in hearing the entire interview.
I'm sorry.
Just kind of tell me how it went.
Haystacks Calhoun.
From, I forget what it was, he wore the bib overalls and this large, it was a horseshoe with a chain.
And they would check Haystacks Calhoun.
Remember the referee would come out and check underneath the hands?
You got that?
Yeah.
The bottom of the feet or the shoe, yeah, yeah.
What about the chain?
The horseshoe that he would, you know, I know he would take it off, but he would leave it at the turnbuckle.
And then get it.
Whatever.
But this was important.
Now, who gave the best, the most important speech for purposes of the event?
So when people left the rally, they said, yes, yes, I feel this.
Who, who, who, who, I ask you.
Ladies and gentlemen, who was it?
Who was the best?
Who?
Who was the best?
The one?
Stephen Miller.
Stephen Miller.
Absolutely nailed it in terms of making people understand why they were there.
Mel says, Taylor Swift played and sold out the garden.
Does that make her a...
A Nazi or a sympathizer, at least?
That's a good question.
It's a good question.
You see, one of the things in the old days, in professional wrestling, of which when I worked with the great, the one, the only, the inimitable, my friend Gordon Soley, it's a very simple thing.
As Fred Pound says, I have heard a Taylor Swift song.
Unless you were a 13-year-old girl, go ahead and be proud.
Do you haven't heard one?
No!
I don't want to listen to it.
I like that shake it up.
What's it called?
Shake it off or shake it up or shake it down or whatever.
It's okay.
Her songs are always about how she can't find a man.
I think that John Mayer really screwed her up.
I don't know what the hell that was all about.
And don't be surprised if Taylor Swift is 50 years old and whatever.
Whatever.
The point is, there's a lot of people, I can say, I've never heard their music, but I'm not proud of it.
I'm not proud of it.
I want you to know right now, I have never heard Jay-Z.
You know that Empire State of Mind, that New York, where the dreams are made of, you know, whatever, Alicia Keys is one of the most catchy, Beautiful.
That is a New York song much like New York, New York by Sinatra.
Absolutely, positively.
I couldn't tell you about other Jay-Z songs.
It's not really a Jay-Z song.
Well, it's sort of, but it's really Alicia Keys.
It was a joker I had to make.
Plan.
It was a joker I had to make.
Plan.
Okay, thank you.
How are you, my friends?
Now remember, always remember one thing.
What are we doing for?
Thank you, Joke.
Thank you, Fred Pound.
Appreciate it.
I don't care what you think.
Sparky says, Giuliani and the comedian were blemishes on the rally.
Who's going to remember that?
Who's going to remember that?
Sparky, do you remember at Woodstock...
The bathrooms weren't working.
There was a real problem with cholera, a risk of cholera and all kinds of problems.
Are you ready for that?
Are you ready for that?
It was a madhouse.
It was horrible.
It was terrible.
It was the worst.
Richie Havens and there were other people who were...
Sha-na-na.
Who pitched Sha-na-na to be at the...
And there were some moments.
Nobody remembers that.
There were fights.
There were people who died.
There was no food.
It was terrible.
Not every act was great.
Country Joe and the Fish.
The Fish Cheer.
It doesn't matter.
It's Woodstock.
Nobody cares about these little momentary little infractions in the rule of whatever it is.
Okay?
Okay.
Now, my friends, I want to thank you.
All of you dear and great people.
Sparky and me thank you.
Fred Pound.
Mel.
He goes by the name Mel.
Ah, yes.
Renita Gamboa.
Thank you.
D.B. Crypto Domini.
Mr. Porcaro.
Nelson A. Johnny Mazza Spaz.
Too legit to quit.
Leslie Watson.
Dick Dickerson.
Howie Brown, of course, who gifted five memberships.
God bless you, you son of a gun.
I thank you immensely for that.
All right.
We'll see you tomorrow again.
Don't forget.
Don't forget, we will see you tomorrow, 8 a.m., and immediately following, go to Lin's Warriors right now.
We'll see you then, my friends.
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