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Oct. 29, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The MAGA Trump March to Victory: MSG Was the Moment That Changed History

The MAGA Trump March to Victory: MSG Was the Moment That Changed History

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Dear friends, Uncle Letty here, wishing you a beautiful Monday.
What a wonderful way to start the week!
Everybody stand up and rejoice!
Stand up and rejoice.
We had this one nun one time when we were kids who made us...
And it kind of worked.
We sat down and we're...
So everybody do like this, mentally.
Everybody rejoice.
Stop listening to the BS.
Listen, join Uncle Lenny.
We're going to have fun today.
This is a good, good, good, good, good, good reason.
It's a good reason to rejoice.
Come on, my friends.
Seven days, 15 hours?
Well, eight days.
Look, look, look.
Stop doing this thing.
What if we lose?
Stop it!
Stop it!
Everybody just kind of relax.
Take it easy.
It's incredible.
Don't listen to people.
Everybody today, I love the way these rat bastards are trying to break down Trump's...
Look, no particular order.
Let's just get into it.
First.
I want you to remember something.
And I said it yesterday and I'm going to say it again.
Woodstock, 1969, was catastrophe after catastrophe.
People dying.
No sewage or sewerage.
Richie Havens was playing Freedom for like nine hours.
He was strumming Freedom.
There were no bathrooms.
They ran out of food.
They tore the...
Some people, not everybody could see and this and that.
There was crime and death and it was a catastrophe and the people hated it and whatever.
But yet they say it was the greatest of 500 other people in music.
The day the music changed.
Music, music, music.
But for those people who were there, it was horrible.
They stopped.
They stopped.
Remember up to Saugerties or wherever the hell it was or Bethel?
You know what the hell it was?
It wasn't what it was.
They stopped.
The traffic.
They walked by 20 miles, people dying.
You don't think there was crime?
You don't think there was a sexual battery, ma 'am?
Yes!
But in response, they didn't look back and say, wow, that was just a, oh my god.
No!
But they're going to talk about this.
This comic, by the way, whoever hired this comic, whatever his name is, I don't even know who he is, should be fired.
But who cares?
We're talking about it.
So what?
Robert De Niro gets on the TV.
Listen to me, on the TV.
Uncle Lenny, what year is it?
I don't know, Tad.
I say these things on the TV.
The newspapers.
Hey, did you get that new album?
I don't know.
Robert De Niro.
Oh, that's okay.
That's okay.
That's De Niro.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't care what De Niro says.
You know what?
Bring the comic back.
And if he wants to make jokes about Puerto Rico, I wouldn't advise it.
But so what?
We don't care.
Did you like it?
Yeah, if you like it, we're afraid.
If political likes something, I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
Do you understand something?
I'm afraid.
You have to just relax.
I love you.
I love you, folks.
Some of the stuff you say is just ridiculous.
I love you to death.
Some of you spew this.
I don't even know what you're saying.
I love you.
Please, if you get a chance, if you're listening to this, maybe in your car or something, go back and read the comments because we do this live.
There are people, I love them.
I don't know what...
I don't even know what planet they're on.
People are just, they say stuff.
Okay.
Andy Ngo has a woman yelling fascism, screaming that they're fascist.
And I would say, do me a favor, Mrs. Yes, I'll make a deal with you.
I will tell all these people to go.
I will shut down the entire Trump rally.
I will make one call.
And tell Jim Dolan to shut down the garden right now.
If you can give me a basic ABC-arian explication, definition of what fascism is, referring to Gentile, or even if you want to go into, you know, Mussolini, but if you can tell me what fascists speak of, we will shut this down.
You know, when somebody says, you're an N-word, can you define that?
Yes.
Well, you're a, and then pick the pejorative.
You're a, you know, if somebody says you're even a Nazi, well, you're a national socialist, Hitlerian.
Okay.
You're a, they don't say anarchist, but most of the temperature, you're full of S. Can you define that?
Well, yes, I can.
As a matter of fact, it means that you are obviously unable to be trusted by virtue of what they say because you are, you are team.
But the word fascist somehow slipped through.
Nobody knows what it is!
Anarcho-syndicalism is easier to do.
They don't know.
Fascists, doesn't that mean I don't know what it is?
I don't know.
You know who fought against the fascists?
The Russians!
They're not Russians!
They were our allies!
What?
So let me just say this.
You've got to do something.
Listen to me.
Don't listen to people!
Look at this.
Look at our dear friend.
This is Kuma Road King, listening from Japan.
Welcome, brother or sister.
And I'm not going to say they.
You're one or the other.
Come here.
If you want me to see, if you don't know whether you're a man or a woman, I'll show you.
Come here.
I'll do one little thing.
Come here.
Drop trial, baby.
Let's see it.
Yep, you're a man.
That's it.
So, let's just...
Let's just get this out of the way.
So don't worry about what anybody says.
We had a tremendous weekend.
That cutting room was great.
Right before.
And then there were people afterwards.
Yesterday, New York was, oh my God, I'm so proud to be in New York.
Proud to be.
I'm a native New Yorker born elsewhere.
It's a great place.
New York is great.
And it's back.
There were no problems.
It was beautiful.
And these miserable commie leftist rat bastards, they couldn't take it.
The event, listen to Uncle Lenny.
Remember this.
Remember this today.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I want you to tell all your friends.
Tell them the Woodstock analogy.
Tell them this.
Remind them of this.
Everybody always...
Find some fault with something, but it's what you remember.
Mario Cuomo, who was, in many respects, a great orator, but full of shit.
I'm sorry, I'm too salty at this point, but there's no other word for it.
He was the one who said, I don't like The Godfather because it defiles the Italian people and say, would you shut up?
This is why the sons are like that.
This is a guy who went, spoke before, remember they said, Mario Cuomo has a big speech to the DNC, then all of a sudden, what happened with that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Trump 2020, baby.
I ain't forgetting.
So Mario Cuomo said, The Godfather is a negative image of Italian-Americans.
Would you shut up?
What are you talking about?
Negative image of African-Americans?
What?
It's the greatest movie ever.
Nobody says, well, that was a wonderful explication and an indictment of the Italian-Americans.
No!
It was a movie about the mafia where you have to be, news to Mario, an Italian.
I got news for you.
So there are always these people.
So remember, the Godfather, they complained about it.
The Godfather, when it first came out, was panned.
You don't remember that.
They didn't like it.
They didn't think this was a...
You don't remember this.
It's later.
We decide.
Not somebody who said...
No, we decide.
I was watching last night a show on Devo.
Remember that from the 80s?
I don't know.
I thought it was the worst movie.
People loved it!
What do I care?
What do I know?
Number one.
Number one.
Remember this.
Remember this.
So if anybody tells you, well, you know, I think the comedian, oh, the comedian now, he's booked forever.
Don Imus.
Was excruited when he attacked Clinton.
Norm MacDonald.
We live in a world of edgy and raunchy.
Whoever hired him, I didn't know what he was going to do.
And very frankly this, I'm going to tell you something.
You ready for this?
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
Listen to me.
I'm going to tell you this.
I love jokes that are not only politically incorrect, but I like when people say, ooh, ooh.
What's wrong with that?
It's Don Rickles.
Don Rickles used to stand up there and say, hey, where are you from?
I mean, this guy goes, I'm Japan.
And he would make the teeth joke.
Oh, he used to do these things when he would do the, oh, I do believe.
Did you ever see the roast of Don Rickles?
And poor Nipsey Russell, who, by the way, lived in the neighborhood.
They would say, hey, I do believe you.
And he would do all this step and fetch stuff and clean the bathrooms.
And what are you talking about?
My favorite one, he would do this thing where he would point to black people and all of a sudden he would say, he would do this.
He would do like blow darts, like some African villager shooting darts in his neck.
I mean, come on!
It was Don Rickles because we had a sense of humor and it was like, oh, so what?
So if this comedian talks about Puerto Rico being an island of garbage, okay, so what?
It's not.
It's a bad joke.
We used to handle this.
Frank Sinatra told Reagan Don Rickles will be At your...
Whatever your thing was.
Remember Emmanuel Lewis, TV's web series, and be funny.
They're making this joke about this black, he says, you know, the only black midget.
We laughed!
Reagan laughed!
George Shultz laughed!
We had a sense of humor!
They're making fun of dwarf or little black...
No, nobody thought like that.
Nobody said, oh, this is terrible.
He just said, he's my Boricua brothers and sisters.
Oh, shut up.
It's a freaking joke.
Let it go.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
And you're going to put on this morning, who is it?
You're going to put on, no, I thought the worst one.
I don't know about you, we watched the whole thing.
And I got reports from everybody.
Oh, my favorite is, did you go to the VIP party?
Go to the VIP party?
Are you kidding me?
Uncle Lenny doesn't go, I'm the VIP.
I'm not going to go there.
Sit around and say, ooh, is that Laura Ingraham?
Excuse me.
I don't do that.
I don't play.
I'm not into the star effing.
Which is a term in New York especially.
I don't do that.
I don't want to see any of these people.
I'm sorry, this may come as a big...
But Vivek Ramaswamy, can I get a picture with you?
I don't want a picture of you.
I told you the two big...
Well, three of them.
One will remain quiet.
But two that I'm very proud of is me and George Jones and E.O. Wilson.
The entomologists and social...
I mean, just...
I don't do this.
I will never, ever go up and say, can I get a picture with you?
You will never.
Let him take a picture with me.
I'm the center of the universe, not you.
Laura Ingram?
Hey, is that Alina Habba?
Alina Habba is there for Alina Habba!
Do I have to break this to you?
It's a free country.
But I think I wouldn't be surprised if Trump told her, hey, listen, I ain't paying you diddly.
What I am doing is I'll let you rise up.
You can tell people you're how do I say this?
You're my lawyer.
But this whole thing yesterday, look at me.
I got my jacket.
I'm coming out.
I'm so sexy.
I'm doing my dancing.
The best was Stephen Miller.
Stephen Miller was the best yesterday.
Vivek Ramaswamy was terrific.
How do I say this?
Vivek was terrific.
Tucker was terrific.
I'm not going to say who was so-so.
Look, it's over.
Next time I'm going to say, Tulsi Gabbard, I love you.
You are great.
You're going to be a great future president.
The next time you do a rally, call Uncle Lenny.
Let me give you a couple of pointers here.
That's all.
That's all.
Don't worry about it.
You want to go to stylistic?
It doesn't matter.
It was the whole thing.
It was the fact that they went through miles and miles and people.
Honey, what's that street down?
There were 31st or something?
Like, they went...
32nd, 31st?
Yeah, anyway, they had this one down the...
It used to be an old...
Well, 33rd.
There used to be a great, great, great Irish bar we used to go to when we were at Two Penn Plaza, which is where WABC was, where Rush was, and Bob Grant, and then the garden is right next to us.
It's Penn Station, it's right there.
There was a place called the Blarney Rock.
Not the Blarney Stone, Blarney Rock.
And this place was one of the greatest bars ever.
And we did morning drive.
So if somebody wants to go out, our happy hour was like 10 o 'clock in the morning because we've been up since like 3. And there's all these hard hats and iron workers doing shots and climbing buildings.
This was the old days.
This is when you had pubs and Irish joints.
Okay, enough with this.
This is what it was all about.
this is it You know what that feels like?
This isn't the stones, Muhammad Ali.
Look at all these people.
And the DMC is guiding in their Japan.
I love her, I love her.
She was her first new today.
You know what they're doing?
They're bringing her out more because women want to see her more.
Beautiful.
He hasn't aged.
I mean, he's not Benjamin Button.
He's like, what is it?
I don't know what the hell the analogy is, but this is it.
And by the way, that's a shout-out to this Margot Martin.
Nobody can say T. Martin.
Manhattan.
I don't know why kids can't do that today.
For some reason, the letter T got Manhattan.
Martin.
She and Dan Scavino.
That was a Dan Scavino was a moment.
By the way, the whole yesterday, Sid Rosenberg.
That was a moment.
Did you see that one?
You could almost hear this, oh, who's Sid Rosenberg?
You could hear it throughout the entire, you know, ladies and gentlemen, talk shows, who?
Sid Rosenberg, talk shows, you know, Victrola star, God bless him, he's a fine, fine man.
Sid thinks he's Italian.
Sid's like James Caan.
James Caan thought he was Italian.
Sid Rosenberg, hey, no effing way!
Effing New York!
Huh?
And I imagine, you know how they have the...
Amoslan, and there was a fellow one time, I think for the Tampa, was it TPD, Tampa Police Department, they had a guy there who wasn't even a signer.
Remember that one?
YouTube this.
And people were at home saying, this isn't, what is this?
He would do these, make noise, not noise, oxymoronic, but anyway.
But when Sid was with him, imagine if you had a signer there.
What is the sign language for?
What is it?
And they also have to, sometimes they will, they will, oh, who was it?
Two great moments.
When Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York, would do Spanish, It was horrible.
It was El Bloomergo.
But he had this signer who would not only give you the sign, but give you the emotion that the It was important because if you're just reading words, but she would try to convey the emotion of the thought.
So when she would be up there, she would do this.
So I'm wondering, if Sid Rosenberg were doing this, what would that look like?
What would that look like?
What would that moment of horror look like?
No effing way!
And would she do whatever the sign for?
Anyway, I digress.
So there's Margot Martin.
Has the best videos ever.
Because she's right there.
So that was a good move.
And where was Kimberly?
Where was Kimberly?
Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Raul says, Trump's suit fits perfect.
Thank you.
He does.
Well, it's bespoke.
Remember his shoes?
Get my shoes.
That was a funny line from the comedian.
Get my shoes.
He said some jokes that were really kind of like, you know, that's true.
That's pretty good.
Like, yeah, I never thought about that.
You know, yeah, I thought about that.
He said something one time which was, I mean, first of all, why are you kidding about the ear?
But he was saying, you know, up here at the top, you know, the carnage, that's where little girls get studs and things.
That part has no feeling.
I'm thinking, oh, really?
It has no feeling?
Come here.
Come here.
Take my fingernail into your ear.
It has no feeling?
There's no feeling?
Huh?
I'll stop anytime you want.
But I'll stop after you get on and kiss his arse for saying something as stupid as that.
Bill Simpson, ladies and gentlemen.
Bill, thank you.
Not for what you do, but for what you appear to do.
And I mean that sincerely.
Okay, here was something funny last night.
Now this dude, I guess it was a 49ers.
This happened.
Did you see this?
First half, what was said during halftime?
Hey!
All right.
Nick Bosa with a message there.
Nick Bosa.
Now, this was a MAGA hat.
White with gold letters.
Didn't show up at all.
One more time.
In the first half.
What was said during halftime?
MAGA.
There you go.
Make America great again.
Nick Bosa with a message there.
Remember that?
Nobody knew what it was.
And, of course, they're going crazy.
And they axed, Nick.
Axe.
Did I say that?
Did I say ax?
I did, didn't I?
You can't beat him.
Anyway, here's what Nick said.
I'm not going to talk too much about it, but I think it's an important time.
One more time.
It would appear to be a political statement.
It appears to be a political statement.
Ladies and gentlemen, please.
I would have said, excuse me, yes.
I just received a call from the Nobel Committee.
Yes.
The Nobel Committee, this year's award, they're announcing it prematurely, nonetheless, for the no-shite obviousness, is to you for asking, do you think it was a political statement?
It would appear to be a political statement.
It appears to be, thank you, and you are a reporter, and I'm wearing a MAGA hat, obviously in reference to President Trump, and you say, It appears to be a political statement.
I'm not going to talk too much about it, but I think it's an important time.
It's an important time.
You're damn right.
By the way, you know what was a political statement?
When Nick Kaepernick used to take his knee.
And none of you rat bastards, you in prison, ace-testicular, gelding fey lunatics never said a word about him.
Oh, that was different.
That was different because, well, that was Colin Kaepernick.
You know what?
We got the sign lady.
Whatever that sign for.
Whatever it is.
Now, let's talk about the power.
The power of the meme, ladies and gentlemen.
This is the stuff.
This is the stuff.
You know, I was talking to my good friend Magic Marge the other day.
He's a beautiful man.
I said, Marge, do you notice this?
He goes, yes.
Yes.
Listen to the beauty of this.
This is our new cartoonist.
This is the Dilly Meme Team.
Everybody dance.
Come on, honey, do your dance.
Yeah, I'm out the Queenside, grew up in Jamaica.
Now I'm Mar-a-Lago, but I'm New York forever.
My way like Sinatra.
That's how I made it here.
I can make it anywhere.
Yeah, Trump.
I can make it anywhere.
I can make it anywhere.
I can make it anywhere.
I can make it anywhere.
I gotta tell you something.
I...
W300 is brilliant.
I grew up...
I grew up...
Let me explain something to you.
I never...
And I love my...
I love the people in my hometown and the people that I grew up with and my family and my friends and all this stuff.
They're wonderful, wonderful people.
But...
I never really felt...
How do I say this?
I never...
I always connected elsewhere.
Bob Dylan had a line that says, I was born very far away from where I'm supposed to be.
And so I'm on my way home.
I was born very far away from where I'm supposed to be.
And so I'm on my way home.
I was born very far from where I'm supposed to be.
And so I'm on my way home because he was born in, what, Duluth?
Not Duluth.
He was born in whatever it was, in Minnesota.
In any event, not Duluth.
Bob Dylan hometown.
This drives me crazy.
It's, oh, Hibbing.
Hibbing, Minnesota.
Okay.
So all my life, I would see, the first time I would see things about New York, because all the people I watched, Merv Griffin, and then with Johnny Carson.
And then it was this.
And then New York movies.
And I...
My friends were going to New York.
I never really went to New York.
I kind of...
I don't know why.
I kind of...
Then, when I came here, it was like this.
I've been here.
I know it sounds crazy.
I've been here.
I would walk around, I swear to God, I never felt like this.
There are parts in Hell's Kitchen, I swear to God, it's like, I have been here.
This is familiar to me.
I know it sounds weird.
Jerry Wexler, the greatest producer ever.
He's my quote.
He was my pal.
This was the most brilliant man.
He did everybody from the Stones to Dylan to Aretha Franklin, Atlantic Records, Jerry Wexler.
And he and I became buddies.
And he said, That I was originally a lock slicer on the Lower East Side, born 100 years ago.
So I love New York.
And I get a kick out of it.
And when people trash it, it just kills me.
But I understand most of them have never been here.
When they come here, you just can't believe it.
Bring somebody to Times Square who's never been here.
When all the lights are on, I say, holy.
When you're flying in and you see that and you come over the midtown tunnel, boom.
So whenever people talk about it, why don't you leave?
Why don't you leave?
Leave.
So yesterday was a New York state of mind.
Great song.
By the way, Diane Shore's version of this is better than anything.
It was absolutely incredible.
It was just incredible.
And at the Garden?
At the Garden?
Dear God!
And speaking of songs, do you know what's really interesting?
You know who?
Hulk Hogan, born, what, Terry Bollea, in Tampa?
I think it was poor Tampa.
Along with Steve Kern and Mike Graham and all those, all these Tampa people.
See, Tampa, baseball, Wade Boggs, Dwight Gooden.
I think Garvey played there for a while.
Al Lopez, Hall of Famer.
I prosecuted a guy who burgled Al Lopez.
Al Lopez is famous.
He's a White Sox and a coach.
Steinbrenner, the Yankees.
Wade Boggs.
Tino Martinez.
Dave Magadan.
Dave Magadan went to my high school.
Lou Piniella.
Went to my high school.
Tony La Russa, by the way, they have classic West Tampa accents.
So Tampa's...
There's that.
Wrestling.
Oh, Gordon Soley.
So we had our thing and it was wonderful and it means a lot to me.
But New York?
It's like the great joke.
Somebody who says, I'm so embarrassed.
Why?
My father's a town drunk.
That's not so bad.
New York?
Because of the enormity of it.
It's big.
There are things I'm still discovering.
So when you saw all those people lining up for no other, believe me, the whole thing could have been shut down and they say, you know what?
Mission accomplished.
All these people.
It was glory.
Yes, Eric Adams.
And let me tell you something.
I officially, Eric Adams, yeah, he's a jizz rule.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But let me tell you, he's my jizz rule.
I've changed my mind.
Trump is signaling, don't worry, I got you covered.
He fought back, because deep down inside, he was, he's kind of like a cop, he's a New Yorker, he's not a bad guy, that they pulled him into this stuff, and he fought.
Hochul, the governor of New York, didn't want Trump there.
But Dolan, who runs the guard in numbers, he goes, oh, no, no, no, no, this is a, this is a, this is a, and Kathy Hochul, you're done.
Because let me tell you something about these rat bastards, these Democrats.
They forget you.
They forget you.
Unless you produce.
The moment you think, eh, because that's one of the reasons they went after him is because he dared to question.
He dared to question Biden.
Okay?
You understand what I'm saying?
Does this make any sense to you?
I hope it does.
Now, speaking of making sense.
Let me remind you of something before I forget.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are now the 28th.
Please, if you don't mind ever being in the position where you are completely food-dependent and in the event of a disaster that you have absolutely nothing past a couple of hours,
If ever stores closed down or roads are closed because of weather, UFOs, martial law, civil war, or these rat bastards who are going to be doing stuff at the last minute to throw.
Remember, if I had to predict something, let's see, Uncle Lenny, what would you predict?
You know what I'd predict?
I'd say money's on a dock strike right before...
Trump takes over.
Or as soon as, well, right before he takes over, because technically Biden will be in charge.
And then they tell this guy, this guy talks like that from the dock workers.
Now, I don't know him.
But as you know, throughout history, these people have been rather salty folks.
And I'll bet you anything somebody said, if you know what's good for you, the last thing you're going to do is kind of demand our order.
Okay?
So what we want you to do is make sure, listen carefully, you suspend it now, the strike.
But when we say do it, you do it.
Got it?
Okay.
Because these folks are as gangster as you can get.
I'm not suggesting the dock workers or in any way mob connected, please.
No.
However, the motivations sometimes that are directed towards people are indeed fascinating.
So preparewithlionel.com.
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Do you do?
Yeah, I got a fishing pole.
You're going to fish, huh?
Okay, there you go.
I'm going to go to the creek.
With Opie and Andy, we're going to catch the shore.
I don't need emergency food.
I've got my pole.
I'm going to catch fish out there in the water.
Okay, fine.
Okay.
PrepareWithLionel.com.
Do it and do it now.
That's all I'm going to say.
That's all I'm going to say to you.
Now, as I said, Tampa, Hulk Hogan, Terry Bollea.
Making famous now, the Trump dance.
When you see people, this is what you're going to do to drive.
This is going to be our shibboleth.
This is going to be our secret signal.
When you meet a fellow moggin, you're going to do this wonderful little do-si-do, this little promenade.
That's right, the Trump.
And I thought he was fantastic.
You may think this is crazy, but by the way, Tulsi Gabbard.
Tulsi, we love you to death.
You're very smart and you're going to be the next president.
Or you're going to be a president.
But this is the one.
And I said, let Trump-A-mania run wild, brother!
Let Trump-A-mania rule again!
That's the way to go.
Let Trump-A-mania make America great again!
Now this was not last night, but started at the convention.
But look at this.
See, that's the thing.
Leave it to professional wrestling.
Bringing the heat.
Doing the thing.
Pointing.
Going like this.
Working the crowd.
Let me see if I can say something to you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the crowd is the instrument.
If you want to come out and do like a Leo Kotke album.
I went to a Leo Kotke.
He opened for somebody one time.
I remember one time.
I took my mother to a concert.
I think it might have been Dwight Yogemer.
No.
I think it was Basha.
I think I took her to see Basha.
Anyway, Leo Kocki came out and my mother said, what the hell is this?
I said, Mom, he's a 12 stringer.
He goes, this is horrible.
No, it's not horrible.
He's a genie.
He goes, at a concert?
He plays a 12 stringer.
What are you doing?
Maybe one song.
And she was right.
It did nothing.
On the crowd, you play the instrument.
When you're on a stage, as I was at the cutting room, Uncle Lenny, you say something and all of a sudden you hear this laugh and you stop and you stretch it and you stop and you look around and you react and they start laughing.
So they want to see more of this.
They're reacting.
Sometimes it takes a second.
So you wait and you play them.
The instrument.
By the way, streaming analytics says, thanks for your lack of interest in sports.
You get nothing if they win and frustrated if they lose.
To me, it's like, you know, sports to me is like NASCAR.
I respect it, but I don't.
I understand it.
I recognize the importance of it.
The whole bread and circuses thing.
But that's all.
Now, let me see.
This.
Now, here's another thing, too, and I want people to understand something.
I'm glad we brought this up.
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
There's a lot of folks who really get involved in the Israeli, Palestinian, Gaza, Middle East thing, okay?
And that's fine.
I dig it.
Please understand something.
Israelis, Jews, Middle East, Bibi, Palestine, the Nakba, the Balfour Declaration.
There's all these moving parts.
Nobody has beef, or should have a beef, with anybody's religion.
If you're a Jew, or an Orthodox, or a Reform, or whatever, fine!
Catholic, Presbyterian, Protestant, fine!
Hindu, Buddhist, fine!
Atheist?
Fine.
Wiccan?
Fine.
That's their religion.
Got no beef with you.
If, however, if for some particular reason, and this is very weird, you have a country, a state, rather, of Israel, it gets sometimes confusing.
So consequently, people say, no, no, no.
And they use the word Zionism.
Okay, okay.
Be very careful not to confuse.
The two.
Do not confuse the two.
So when Jews are celebrating Judaism, you as an American citizen, pursuant to the First Amendment, respect that.
What they do in Israel, different story.
What they do in Palestine, different story.
Islam has nothing to do with Gaza.
Sorry!
That's a different issue.
They might be Islam, Islamic, and Judaism has nothing to do with Bibi, whatever.
I'm sorry.
You may not agree with it, but it's true.
So yesterday, when all these rat bastards, these lefties, were saying that Madison Square Garden was somehow Nazi-esque because in 1939 there was a Bund meeting or there was something else, this was something that the media failed to show you.
These are a bunch of Jewish celebrants at the Trump rally or at a Nazi rally.
Let me say this again to you and I want you to listen very carefully.
This is the irony.
These are a bunch of Jewish celebrants peacefully, excitedly, welcomingly holding the Trump banner and doing a particular Jewish celebratory or something, some type of dance, I guess, I would imagine, I don't know, at a, get this, at a Nazi rally.
Now, let me say this again to you.
The Guardian had it today, and other people have it today, and the NBC, this is the Nazi, and the Madison Square Garden.
Now, either these, these young men, I believe, and women, I guess, either they are so historically deranged that they don't know they're at a Nazi rally, or that the notion of the entire Nazi rally is bullshit.
Okay?
So, one more time, this is a Nazi rally.
That these Jews are attending.
Which makes no sense.
Okay?
It makes no sense.
None of it makes any sense.
Because these people, they're trying to throw stuff at you and they pick something up and you're saying, what are you throwing?
I'm throwing it.
Yeah, but what are you throwing?
It's the fascist word.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's the fascist?
I don't know.
I'm throwing it.
I'm just throwing it.
What are you doing?
A Nazi.
There's nothing Nazi.
But there was a Nazi rally.
There was a Republican National Convention there.
There was the Democratic National Convention.
Two popes, Sinatra, at this place.
People lined up to see.
If I showed you, forget the coloration.
If I showed you, people lined up to see the pope.
People lined up for the Democratic National Convention.
You couldn't tell the difference with the exception of signs or whatever it is.
So don't use that.
But to the left, they don't care about that because they just take stuff and they just throw it.
Whether it makes sense or not, it doesn't matter.
As long as they're screaming, as long as they're yelling, that's all that matters to these people.
As long as they scream, as long as they yell, that's it.
Now, this was one of those moments from There is a guy who is tough as nails.
This is the guy.
His name is Tom Homan.
Mrs. L knows him very well.
Oh, look at this.
Carla, the cookie CEO.
I was born far, far away today, but I'm home now, right where I belong.
America, I love you.
And this is your birthday, I believe, young lady.
Is that correct?
Is that correct?
I believe it's your birthday.
I have a relative who said, birthday, used to drive me crazy as a kid.
Is it your birthday?
And I would say, no.
And my mother would go like that.
I said, no.
But today's your birthday.
He said, no.
So let us stop right now and let us, please, direct your attention to our dear friend, Carla, the cooking CEO.
It's her birthday today.
Please, direct your love.
Direct your, a nice emoji, a little cake.
A little candle.
A little balloons.
Hawaii.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz cumpleaños.
And a hand fart for everybody.
Birthdays are a beautiful thing.
Carlos Benet.
A member of the family, as are you.
Okay?
Oh, I'm bad.
Birthdays I love.
Today's my birthday.
Because it's mine today.
I know, it's Macaulay Culkin and Ben Bradley and Mother Teresa.
But that doesn't matter.
Ryan, ladies and gentlemen, says, no wonder Senator Casey and Senator Baldwin cut ads talking about how well they work with Trump.
Last night, MSG rally shows that nothing is stopping this juggernaut.
Ryan, you are correct.
Oh, it is so big right now.
It is so, it is so...
Well, right now, the real clear politics shows a toss-up.
Shut the f*** up!
I don't want to hear about it.
It's done!
There's going to be some people who are going to vote.
I have a dear friend of mine.
We just bust each other's balls all day long.
And when I talk to him, I always say this.
I know, I know.
You're going to go over there.
Okay, I know.
I got it.
I know.
I know, I know.
Trump is a fascist, and you're going to have a minute because Trump is a fascist.
Okay, I know, I know, I know, I know.
And I make it sound like he's crazy.
I know, because Trump is, what is it?
Oh yeah, Trump is a fascist, and he's a dick.
Okay, okay, okay, fine.
I know, Trump is a fascist.
And it's like, I know what you're going to do.
You have no, no, no, no idea of what's happening.
Now, look at this.
This.
It's Tom Holman.
This was, he was a border czar, homeland security.
I don't remember what he was.
Let me see.
He was very good at Trump.
He was...
Oh, this is great.
They're talking about mass deportation.
This is...
Let me get the whole thing.
Oh, yes, this was...
Tom Holman, who led immigration enforcement during the first Trump administration, when thousands of migrant children were separated from their parents at the border.
I love that.
They should have been separated, DNA tested, and then made sure that they're not in some kind of a weird traffic thing.
Anyway, this is Tom Holman.
And watch, by the way, watch this.
Watch the arrogance.
The arrogance.
Of this 60 Minutes Torquemada wannabe trying to get the best of Mr. Holman.
And needless to say, it doesn't work.
We have seen one estimate that says it would cost $88 billion to deport a million people a year.
I don't know if that's accurate or not.
Now, this is the best part.
By the way, do you know how much we've spent, sent to, and I'm sorry, Israel and Ukraine...
Zelensky and...
Do you know that?
Ukrainian?
Do you have any idea?
Any idea of the monies that we've spent?
All of the monies that we've spent for programs on Identitarian Nonsense?
Do you have any idea?
Do you want to start playing this?
No.
Never bring up money.
Never say, well, this is going to cost $88 billion.
Excuse me!
Yes, and the carbon-only nonsense.
Okay, let's watch this again.
But watch her face.
Watch the, I've got you.
We have seen one estimate that says it would cost $88.
See how her head's cocked?
You know who does that?
Crystal Ball does that.
I haven't watched that lately.
From the, whatever it's called, the breaking points or whatever it's called.
She does this.
There's something about this.
Either that or I hurt my neck.
But it's a sense of, I've got you billion dollars to deport a million people a year.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, did you see that?
Ooh, did you see that?
One more time, one more time, one more time.
This is so good.
She says, I really got this guy.
Watch this.
Let me go back up.
Here we go.
Watch this.
Watch this.
$88 billion to deport a million people a year.
Ooh, did you see that?
Ooh!
Now watch Homan just rip her head off.
I don't know if that's accurate or not.
Is that what American taxpayers should expect?
What price do you put on national security?
Is that worth it?
Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without separating family?
This is her whole thing, separating family.
Terrorists are pouring over, and the only thing...
Well, we'll let the terrorists in, so long as little Timmy doesn't become...
I mean, that's not something to be overlooked, but...
National security means nothing to her because it's Trump.
Of course there is.
Families can be deported together.
One more time, one more time.
Security, is that worth it?
Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without separating families?
Of course there is.
Families can be deported together.
There you go.
Next question.
Let me ask you something right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, my dear friends, what do you think would happen?
If you and your wife or husband just walked into France and said, hey, here we are.
I got the kids with me.
And we're coming in and F you, okay?
We're coming in.
Where do we go?
Where do we get processed?
Where do we get processed?
Where do you get processed?
Yeah, where do we get processed?
Where do we go to get processed?
And by the way, you're not going to...
Have you any COVID?
Excuse me.
Don't talk to me about this.
I got an app here.
Somebody gave me.
I put this app.
Let's go.
Where's my money card?
Because I'm an illegal.
Right?
I'm an illegal.
Give me my little ATM card for my monies.
Where do I go?
And you're not going to separate me.
What do you think?
How long would it be before the French say, get out of here?
Take you and your kids and get out of here.
You're not going to separate us.
No, you're all going.
You can't do this.
Yes, we can.
Don't do this.
And then the next thing you know, the message comes back.
Hey, listen, if you go to France, don't just show up.
They send you back.
They send you back.
Now...
Here's something that I will not understand.
This is the part.
This is the story...
Um...
Thank you.
Okay.
Do you remember this was the story?
You know, a lot of people do this.
And whenever you talk about Israel, people love to say, just like sometimes, you've got to say, what about the USS Liberty?
Huh?
Huh?
What about the USS Liberty?
What about the Liberty?
You've got to say that.
Huh?
That's the, and you hope, well, what's the Liberty?
Aha!
Okay, and I'm not in any way diminishing the criticality of that issue.
But I say this.
You want to talk about separating?
What about the St. Louis?
What about the St. Louis?
What about St. Louis?
No, the ship!
In 1939, the German line of St. Louis sailed from Hamburg, Germany to Havana, Cuba.
937 passengers were almost all Jewish refugees.
Cuba's government refused to allow the ship to land.
The United States and Canada were unwilling to admit the passengers.
The St. Louis passengers were finally permitted to land in Western European countries rather than return to Nazi Germany.
Ultimately, 254 of the St. Louis passengers were killed in the Holocaust.
Now this is your guy, FDR, who, by the way, was in many respects one of the most naive people who ever lived.
So you want to talk about this?
What are you talking about?
Think undocumented.
Imagine this.
During the Holocaust, because FDR says, I don't want to be, you know, look, look, look, look.
They're Jewish.
They're Jewish.
And I don't want to, you know what I mean, this whole World War II thing, you know, and plus we got to be one of the commies.
Oh, this FDR character was terrific.
Everybody thinks, oh, it was so terrific.
So if you want to go through history and you want to talk about the liberty, okay, fine.
Talk about the St. Louis.
I want to say, excuse me, 900, come on in.
What?
Excuse me.
You're not going back.
I'm not going to kill you.
934, we'll figure it out.
No, no, no, no, no.
And people said, well, that's wonderful.
During, think about it.
So, I want to ask you, little honey, little liberal, what about that?
And this is your liberal commie, whatever your patron's saying.
Don't give me this nonsense about this.
See, history...
Tolstoy said history would be a wonderful thing if only it were true.
So first of all, listen to Uncle Lenny's next rule.
Don't listen to these people.
Don't listen to these people.
I told you this yesterday and I'm going to tell you again.
And Carla, especially on your birthday, you should understand.
There are people in the world that you're going to ask yourself, who's my friend, who isn't?
Who can I, whom I guess, can I really trust?
Who is the person in my life I can really trust?
Who are the people that make me happy?
Who are the people that I tolerate?
Who are the people that annoy me?
Who are the people that I can look to, to really, really feel good about?
Number one.
Number two.
Never, ever, ever play hero worship.
Ever.
Ever.
Give me something that's accomplishment.
If you want to stand next to somebody, okay, who...
I told you this.
I shook hands with the greatest country music singer ever.
Jimmy Rogers.
I'm sorry.
Hank Williams Jr.
George Jones.
Because of what he did.
Because of what he did.
Not, oh, he's famous.
No.
No.
What he did.
Don't ever be a star effer.
And I've got these people in New York.
Oh, they're pain in the air.
These people have nothing to do with them.
I was there.
Look at me.
Look, I'm sitting here.
I'm shaking hands with Larry Trump.
Oh, my God.
By the way, do you have a towel or something?
Do you have a towel or something I can put out when I bow on my knees and become prostrate and bow before you?
You touched the hem of Lara Trump or Lara.
Oh, God!
What was it like?
What is she like?
She is beautiful.
Oh, God, get out of here.
I'm not going to go.
No.
No!
No!
And I may also tell you something.
And this may come as a shock to you.
And I don't want to offend anybody.
Thank God there's this guy named Donald Trump.
He wants, he is looking for, this is a job application.
We want him.
We admire him.
We respect him.
We are in awe of him.
We thank God for him.
But he's going to work for us.
Let me remind you of this.
He's not the king.
He's not Elvis.
He's not the Beatles.
He's going to work for us.
And he's going to carry through.
Remember, take our, not his idea, not his vision, our vision.
He is mirroring and fulfilling our vision, our view.
This is about us.
It's not about him.
I know with Trump and him, that's great.
We love him.
Don't ever lose sight of that.
Don't ever lose sight of that.
We are not a monarchy.
We are not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a constitutional republic.
We elect him to basically follow the rules.
It's a very, very simple thing.
And we are right now up against something which is so important.
We are against a generational political cancer.
And I don't know where these people came from.
I don't know.
I've had friends of mine.
I've got so many doctor friends.
And I love to ask them, why?
Do you remember years ago, there was no such thing as pediatric oncology.
Maybe there was a kid with leukemia.
Maybe rarely somebody would have a brain tumor.
Maybe.
But kids didn't have cancer.
They just didn't.
It was a rarity.
Doctors would travel miles around.
Yeah, excuse me.
The kid with cancer, can we see him?
It's true.
Right?
There was this thing.
Now, some things have gotten bigger.
You know, life expectancy has gotten bigger.
I understand.
Some things are better.
But I asked friends of mine, why is there so much pediatric oncology?
Why?
He says, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'd give you some theories.
I'd give you maybe an environment.
I don't know.
Nobody knows.
There is no definitive answer, and they're all different types of answers.
Okay.
Where did these people come from?
I don't know.
What happened?
I don't know.
Bobby Kennedy, who was excellent last night.
Bobby Kennedy would sit there.
And I would love to sit there and say, you have the chance to be one of the greatest politicians of all time, except you can't keep your schwanz in your pants, and you've got that weird Kennedy thing.
I know you were a heroin addict, and maybe you're all screwed up, but you've got this Kennedy thing, and nobody's ever going to trust you.
And I love that when you turn your back on those other rat bastards in your family, but your problem is going to be you.
You'll never, ever hit the level of greatness that you are absolutely entitled to enjoy.
Because of this weird thing with women you've got.
These are people who've come, God bless them.
Elon Musk.
Well, Elon Musk, you know, he's autistic.
What?
That's the new thing.
Not the new thing, but he's on the spectrum.
Uh-huh.
And what?
And what?
You ever seen Terrence Tao?
I'm not saying he is.
Terrence Tao, T-A-O.
He is...
Today, probably the greatest mathematician.
I think he's born in Australia.
He's Chinese and born in Adelaide or something.
He is a monster.
Look at him.
But he's not exactly a barrel of laughs.
He's not Rip Taylor.
Edward Witten is a monster.
In terms of, this is the only guy who wins the Fields Medal, and he's a physicist.
He's not even a mathematician.
The Fields Medal is the Nobel for math.
And he's not a mathematician.
Look at him.
He's like, what is this?
So, nobody says, yeah, but is he on the spectrum?
I don't know if he's on the...
He's just...
Stop this.
Because these people, these rat bastard lefties, cannot handle the fact that there are these people...
That we like and who are making tremendous.
I mentioned a Saturday night.
Here's Elon Musk.
When we were a kid, Mrs. Allen and I, we'd be in a school and the nuns would say, well, kids, today we're going to bring in the TV because the astronauts are landing or they're taking off of the landing.
Okay.
And they would bring in this big, remember those big TVs?
Remember those big TVs?
Uh-oh, somebody says, I love this.
Somebody says, Lionel, check your Super Chats.
Okay, I will.
By Gum.
I'm going to check them.
I'm going to check them.
I'm checking them.
There's William Oliveri.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Crypto says, Morning Uncle Lenny.
Thank you, kind sir.
Thank you.
He's 57. MLK led the prayer for Graham in the MSG.
Okay, I just didn't check them.
I'll make sure I...
I checked them.
I'm checking those.
All of a sudden, somebody will say, could you check the Super Jack, please?
Okay, thanks.
I don't give a damn what you're saying, but could you just check them?
Okay, I'll do that.
But as I was saying, and thank you, they would bring in this TV.
Big, big monster with a big tube in the back.
And it was on this metal thing with wheels, and they were oiling in and plugging in.
Ooh, a TV, and we got the rabbit.
No cable, no nothing.
This is in the 60s, I guess.
And we had these big windows with no drapes.
Sister, we can't see.
Sister, we can't see.
Shut up!
Okay.
I think that, is that water?
Is that it?
No, I haven't even turned it on yet.
Oh, it's my reflection.
Okay, hey, look, we can see.
And they would land.
And these poor bastards would be out there and they would basically drop into the water with a parachute.
So here comes Elon Musk.
Here's the rocket.
It goes up.
And it comes down.
It backs up.
What is this?
I didn't think they could do this.
It backs right back into the position.
I mean, this...
And you think he's on the spectrum?
Let's hear it for the spectrum.
Can we get more spectra?
This is the way these people think.
Elon Musk changed everything.
Trump changed everything.
He's got Bobby Kennedy and Tucker.
Joe Rogan.
Did you see this?
This is also beautiful.
I want you to check out...
Please, are you following me on X?
I used to call it Twitter, but we call it X now.
Joe Rogan is so...
Look at this.
I've got to show you this one thing.
This really was something.
Oh, here we go.
Uh...
Thank you.
Let me see.
These are the biggest Rogan...
Joe Rogan's podcast is already in the top five watched episodes with 31 million views on YouTube.
This is...
By the way, 34 million years, now remember, two days ago, two days ago, two days ago, it was 31 million.
Next, Joe Rogan with Elon Musk, four years ago, was 34 million.
Three million off from Trump two days ago.
Five years ago, Joe and Edward Snowden, 38 million, five years ago.
And the number one, five years ago, Bob Lazar and Jeremy Corbell, 61 million, five years ago.
So this has changed everything transcendentally.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Transcendently.
And all these people, they drag out Robert De Niro?
They bring out Beyonce to piss off her family by not even doing...
They don't care.
They're either so stupid they don't care and they kind of want her to lose or maybe they figure we're going to steal this.
I can't imagine this.
I kept thinking to myself, when you saw the people lining up at the garden this weekend, I kept thinking to myself, can you imagine if they tried to steal it from these people?
There may be a civil war.
These people are not going to take this.
This is so huge.
Okay, maybe one state or the other.
And can you imagine living in a country where somebody would actively vote?
If I...
If I thought on two separate occasions, number one was in Romney, and the second one was when Trump ran in 2016 and said, I don't even want to be a part of it.
This is a joke.
Trump's not going to win.
So I wrote my name in.
So I will vote, but I'm not going to just vote for somebody because, you know, I just have to.
No!
I'll write my name in.
I don't care.
I will go to the...
I will say, here's my pen.
Let me sign my name.
But how can anybody actually look at me and say, I really like Gaymala.
I like her.
I like Timmy.
I like their ideas.
I like tampon dispensaries.
I like the idea how she changes her mind.
I like the way the accents change.
I like the way she says both.
She has new ideas.
We have to roll back the pages, but she is a pages.
And she is basically, again...
We don't use the word retarded.
That's a word which we don't use.
However, if ever there was an exception, not in any way mocking people who were in any way intellectually disabled, but people who are just profoundly, almost deliberately self-induced stupidity, it is she.
It is that simple, my friend.
It is that simple.
So remember, whenever anybody asks you today, any of your friends, well, did you see this?
And what about this?
And what about that comic?
Please, forget Sid Rosenberg.
He tried his best.
He came out.
He doesn't.
He thinks he's Italian.
He's, I don't know what.
He's been, he, two, I love two people.
He and Bo Dietl are these two.
Hey, how you doing?
I don't, you know what I mean?
It's okay.
It's great.
It's a, it's, you know, we need that because we're going to lose after another generation.
We're not going to have that New York kind of a.
I don't want to say thug character, but you know, let's face it, in the movies, I guess we need them.
I don't know.
But that was the funniest.
I turned to Mrs. Ellis and said, do they know about this?
And bless his heart, he's a good guy.
But you could also hear the murmur, now, now, now.
Speaking.
The next guest.
At the Madison Square Garden.
Doing a paid tribute to Donald Trump.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's like an owl.
The painter was good.
So when somebody brings something up and they say, hey, what was this about?
You say this to them.
You say, look, let me explain something to you.
Woodstock was a disaster.
Woodstock was terrible.
They panned the Godfather.
You want to go through this?
It's what it means.
Seeing all these people.
We had friends.
Oh my God, Mrs. L's phone is...
We had live coverage from everybody we knew sending her pictures.
Look at this, here I am.
Biggest mistake?
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
Number one, you need toilets.
You need porta-potties.
That's what you need when you have them on the street.
It's one thing when you're in Butler, PA, or you're in some field, well, not anymore, or you're in an arena.
When you're in the arena, and you will never get an actual number of...
Honey, how many people were waiting outside?
200,000?
200,000 plus applied to be in the actual event.
200,000 applied.
Okay, that's number one.
How many?
20,000 got in.
Capacity.
They're saying 100,000 were in the streets.
They're saying 100,000.
Forget it.
There are people who...
So they went there knowing they weren't going to get in.
20,000 people, 200,000 show up.
I'm the kind of person who, if anybody, remember, I don't care for crowds, and the first thing I think of is, you know, if we leave now, we can beat the, if we get the age to train.
So, these people said, oh, I know this, and I feel like saying, do you understand?
You're probably not going to get in.
Yeah.
Do you understand that there's no bathroom?
That is, if there's one thing you have to have, remember, the first thing you do.
To destroy a civilization is screw up the sewers.
Screw up flushing toilets.
Then you get typhoid and all kinds of...
But down, listen to this, down Fifth Avenue, this blows my mind.
People who weren't even there, nowhere near it, who were in front of Trump Tower, just wanted to see his car drive by.
Let me say this again.
I don't think you heard me.
I don't think you heard Uncle Lenny.
The whole route down Fifth Avenue, people wanted just to see him drive by, even though they weren't anywhere near, just to see a glimpse of a black car go by.
Or whatever the hell it was.
I just...
I would love to be my version of it.
Ma'am, do you understand nobody, nobody loves you.
Nobody.
You're the alternative.
They didn't love you when you ran.
They didn't love you in your party.
They didn't want you.
Joe Biden hates your guts.
Do you understand that?
And it's so weird how you and a bunch of childless cat ladies, all you want to do is talk about ripping the bodies and the forms of human beings from the wombs of the mother.
But other than that, I would give the most demented interview.
I would be on the internet forever.
How these people don't do this?
People would say, did you see that guy?
Who is he?
They call him Uncle Lenny.
I would love to sit there and say, just look at me.
Tell me.
And don't give me that fake accent stuff, because I'll give you, I know more accents than you, and I will out-accent you if you want to play that psychotic, psychobabble.
What is the matter with you?
Is this a joke?
Is this a joke?
You couldn't, there is nobody, they love this man.
You don't understand.
If, God forbid, he would never do this.
But if Donald Trump says, I want everybody right now to leave and go down and storm the Bastille, if we had one, and I want you to go and I want you to run into the Hudson River, everybody run, dive into the Hudson, you would see 200,000 people crossing 8th Avenue straight across into the Hudson.
They will do anything this man wants.
And what does Kamala have at her rallies?
Is Beyonce, she's not going to sing?
Wait a minute, what?
I mean, they said she was going to perform.
That's it.
Or, somebody from some union, like that weird, sick girl who screamed at that, by the way, this woman better, I hope she gets protection.
I hope nobody hurts her, because I do not like that.
But this is, and that's what I warned you, that they'd be very careful of this, you know, inciting, why is I, get her!
You know, no, no, no, I don't know.
But what was this about?
They paid her $4,000?
All those people you saw yesterday didn't get paid a penny.
No money.
No money.
I don't think anybody got paid for anything.
Period.
I just...
There is no way.
There is no way that he is not Going to win.
Just like I was sitting at the end of a building with a cannonball.
And if I said, when I release this, there is no way it's not going to fall on the ground.
It is the law of nature.
You don't have this.
And it's driving these people crazy.
And today they're going to be analyzing everything from the tenor of the crowd.
And what about this?
And the comedian, do you think he should...
Who cares about this?
You have drag queens terrorizing children in these John Waters dystopian divine death.
Nobody cares about that.
You have people desecrating the Holy Eucharist.
You have people like Gretchen Whitmer defiling this.
You have Satanists and Luciferians and whatever.
That doesn't bother them at all.
But a comic who, by the way, is through the roof.
And let me tell you something.
Jokes are off limits.
I've never been hurt by a joke.
And you know what I hear when I hear a bad joke?
My generation, we had National Lampoon.
We loved, loved, loved it.
Now look at this, my friends.
We must always allow people to say, We appreciate Mr. Aho who writes, Blue State, no Trump.
And sir, I wish for you that one day you are reacquainted with reality.
But let me say something right now, my friend.
You have every right, every right to believe what you say.
And I appreciate the fact that you are kind and you're not being discourteous.
And that's fine.
There's one thing that we want you to understand.
In our world, in the world of Uncle Lenny, we want you to understand that we never, ever discriminate against those people who for some particular reason are either spiritually, intellectually, or mentally untethered.
And we realize that you're probably a very good person.
A good person who probably has a mother and a father and siblings and you're probably a good man.
And you are entitled to say such absolute insane things like this.
And I understand what you're doing.
But understand, you have a friend for life with us.
And we love you.
And we want to help you.
And we want to extend a hand of love and courtesy to you to bring you around, Mark.
To bring you around.
See the light.
To see the light.
To stand before our totemic symbol.
And let me provide this, this tentacular peon, as we all, all give praise to our candidate, the president, who will reign again.
I said reign deliberately.
Re-elected, first time since Grover Cleveland.
And I know, Mark, this may be tough for you, but please.
Remember this.
We are MAGA.
MAGA.
We are MAGA-nificent.
The MAGA square garden.
MAGA.
We understand this.
And this probably bothers you, Mark.
This probably bothers you.
But let this stand as a reason.
In the name of Jesus.
In the name.
This is an exorcism, by the way.
Foul!
Deaf spirits be gone!
Yay!
Even though you do not understand the powers of the redemption, the powers of Trumpian beneficence, we pray for you, Mark, yay!
In the spirit of Jesus!
In the name of God!
In the name of righteousness!
In the name of the Constitution!
Praise!
Foul, deaf, spirit, devil, be gone!
Yay!
Can you say baby?
Baby!
Baby!
In the name of Ernest Ainsley.
And by the way, I was personally slain in the spirit by Ernest Ainsley.
Curtis Ainsley, Tampa, Florida.
1980?
Yeah, 1980.
Because we realize!
That for years you have been contaminated by the words of Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan, Mephistopheles.
You have been so contaminated, so hurt by the word of these woke, serial sickos, these demented paraphiles.
Praise God!
People who believe that the only thing worthy of their attention is to rip!
From the womb of their mothers, an unborn, perfectly formed human body, namely the human spirit.
And we say to you that despite your intellectual deficit, your execrable view of life, we still pray for you and you will see it.
And we promise that when we take over, Mark, your Psychiatric confinement that I will order will not be for one moment longer than is necessary to completely re-educate you back to the spirit of reality.
And let us now use the sound, the sound of the fart zephyr, the winds of change, the breeze of sentience, the gust, the zephyr, the gale, the waft.
The beautiful breeze of brilliance of Donald Trump, praise God, and foul death spirit be gone.
In the name of Trump, in the name of mother, in the name of DJT, I say to you, with this fought hand blast, to you, sir, let justice rule.
Let us again make America, America again.
And I promise you, let me say one day, you will not be confined in a newly formed mental institution just for you for one second longer than it is to change your mind.
All right, dear friends.
Thank you.
Sicilian boogeyman says, hand for its rule.
That's right.
Absolutely.
That's it, my friends.
Do you think I'm being ridiculous?
I really don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.
I know I'm right.
So let me thank you, my friends.
To Cecilium Boogeyman, thank you.
William Oliveri, Crypto Domini, Raul Rodriguez, Ryan.
To Carla, the Cookie CEO, happy birthday to you.
From all of us in the conspiratorium, in the clarity, streaming analytics, Bill Simpson.
Raul, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We will see you tonight.
Praise God.
At 7, the usual time, let us remember.
Remember, take it easy.
We're going to win this.
And when somebody brings up Maga, just bring up Woodstock.
Woodstock.
And please follow the great and the glorious spirit, the message of Mrs. L on YouTube at Linz Warriors.
Do you want to do something?
Linz Warriors.
Do it now.
Because remember one thing.
This is about children.
It is about the destruction and the elimination that many people have regarding people who are innocent, who need our help.
Children, stopping human trafficking, child predation, and fostering digital safety.
Alright my friends, we love you.
Remember, we're going to win this thing.
We're going to win this thing.
Take it easy.
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