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Oct. 26, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Joe Rogan & Trump MAGA Sit Down: History Made and MSM Vanishes As of Today
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Welcome to this, our Friday evening musical.
Ladies and gentlemen, Alice at 8, don't be late, even though it's 7. What am I talking about?
I have no idea.
Tonight, I wear my...
I want to remind you of a couple of things, my friends, before we get going.
First of all, this is not about Trump.
Trump merely is the candidate who best expresses that which we need, which we demand for a continuation and preservation of our country, of our republic.
Does that make any sense to you?
I hope it does.
I hope it does.
Let me say this again.
When people say Trump is this, Trump is this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybe it's different for you.
This is not about Trump the man, though he embodies the ideology.
This is about a new direction.
This is about trying to save our beloved republic.
Not our democracy, but our republic.
My friend, so many times we use the wrong words.
There's this overwhelming avalanche as of late regarding fascism.
And they're saying that he is a fascist.
And that Trump is a fascist.
And they're using the word fascism.
And if you ask somebody, could you please, I'll give you $5.
If you can even approximate roughly the definition of what fascism is, they couldn't tell you.
What is it?
Does it mean?
What does it mean?
Is it left or it's right?
Let us stop with the labels.
Let us stop with the labels.
And let us stop looking at every little thing.
Well, Ohio's up by two points.
Well, you know, early voting in Virginia, that bores me to no end.
I know it's important.
I want to talk about bigger things.
I want to talk about bigger things to do tonight.
About how I envision a new America.
With a new appreciation, we're not going to completely push everybody out.
We do need, believe it or not, people who disagree with us to better define our particular way of thinking.
But before we begin, let me first of all ask you, and thank you so much, let me remind you that tomorrow night, ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow night, Saturday night, it's it, at the cutting room, and I have been just sitting back and thinking of just fine-tuning that Which we are going to discuss.
Think of it as a rally.
Think of it as a rally that precedes the Madison Square Garden rally.
Which, of course, they're now likening to Nazism and the like.
We'll talk about that in a moment.
But that's tomorrow night.
Tickets are available in the description section for the cutting room.
This is not stand-up comedy.
I hate stand-up comedy.
Especially when you walk in and you see an act.
And then you go on, and you hear the same act, and if you've ever heard two acts back-to-back, it's exactly the same act.
The same pauses, the same everything.
I don't do that.
The moment defines it.
Yes, we have a loose parameter of what we're going to talk about, but then we have these things which are written on these little 3x5 cards in which you write your notes and pass them in, and we stop and we take them.
Who does that?
Nobody does this.
It's fun.
We do sing-alongs, some gut bucket.
I do it the way I want to do it.
I don't care what it's called.
You know, stand up.
That's up to you.
I have no earthly idea.
I don't care about that.
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Now, let's get back down to...
Brass, tax, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, today was a big day-o.
Day-o, day-o, day-o.
It was a big day-o.
I don't know what a big day-o means.
I don't know what it means.
It's a big day.
And lo and behold, we had this incredible event, which I did not see or hear.
Did any of you hear or see the...
What am I trying to say?
Did any of you see the...
Or hear the Joe Rogan Trump...
I did not hear it.
Did any of you hear this?
Did any of you hear this?
Did any of you?
I don't know.
It was supposedly today.
I know it was a big deal.
I didn't hear any of it.
Did any of you?
It's not posted yet.
Thank you, Rachel.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Rachel Burns.
Rachel Burns, by the way, who says it's not posted yet.
Thank you, Rachel.
Rachel Burns, well, Rachel, there's ointment for that.
I'm sure you get that terrible joke all the time.
Okay?
I hope the president did a good job.
I know that there was some talk of whether Kemala was being offered.
She can't do that.
I wish people would stop lying to me.
I wish they would say, of course she didn't go on, Jay.
She can't even answer a question from somebody who's her friend at a network where we gave him the question.
And you expect her to go on the Joe Rogan show?
What the hell's the matter with you?
Wouldn't you love that one time?
Wouldn't you vote for somebody who was honest?
What if she said, listen, I'm a terrible speaker.
I'm a terrible speaker.
I'm a good, you know, president.
But I'm awful.
I'm telling you right now.
You can forget the debates.
And the reason why I'm terrible is not because I don't know what I'm talking about.
I just am terrible.
I'm just a very, very terrible speaker.
I'm bad.
I'm a bad speaker.
Somebody might say, you know what?
I'm kind of bad too.
I don't like speaking in public.
I wish I was.
My weakness?
That's my weakness.
You would think she would say that, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't that be endearing in a weird way?
Wouldn't you say like, wow!
I can kind of dig that.
The number one learned human fear.
What is it, my friend?
The number one learned human fear.
Swallowing hair.
But second to that, of course, is speaking in public.
It makes people freak out.
Some people would rather drink bleach than speak.
Wouldn't that be something?
It would be wonderful.
But she didn't do this.
But let's go back.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, at the Uncle Lenny School of Critical Thinking, we don't worry about names.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what you call it.
What difference does it make?
Is this fascism?
Is this anarcho-syndicalism?
Please stop it.
It's like we hear this all the time in music.
Is this country music?
Would you call this bluegrass?
Or would you call it, well, bluegrass maybe?
It's more of a regional, kind of like Americana meets.
And next thing you know, we're not even listening to the music.
We're trying to define it.
Does it matter?
Can you define fascism?
Can you define fascism?
Do you know what fascism means?
Does fascism have anything to do...
With the deprivation of rights of individuals?
No!
No!
If you live in a communist economic land, if you live in a planned economy, if you live in a communist world, does that necessarily mean that you have no freedom of speech, that you have no freedom of expression?
No!
Is that a bulwark of communism?
No!
It just so happens...
Those individuals who have tried to theoretically approach, because remember, communism is an ideal.
It's an ideal.
But those who have tried to approximate it oftentimes were rather draconian and totalitarian.
The same thing goes for capitalist societies.
What would you think?
Haiti, Guatemala.
You think this is socialism?
No!
Absolutely not.
So let's forget the names, okay?
And especially communism.
You want to talk about Gentile?
You want to talk about the march on Rome?
Come on.
Mussolini, fascisti?
It's a word people use who don't know any better.
Let me tell you this one that's going on.
By the way, Crypto Domini says, socialism, fascism, Marxism, communism, there is a shadow government.
That's all I care about.
You're right about that.
I really cannot impart upon you.
To not worry about what the name of this is.
It doesn't matter.
Does it matter whether you're in prison because of a misdemeanor or a felony?
Well, it does in terms of the long term, but you're locked up.
You're not less locked up if it's an administrative infraction.
You're locked up.
You can't leave.
Do you understand what's happening?
Yes, you do.
Now, let's talk about this.
Hillary Clinton.
Who was on with that absolute funja face?
This Kristen Clark, whatever her name is, from CNN.
She always says, look, you know, the mouth and the eyebrow.
She doesn't move.
She looks like she's just miserable.
I played her this morning.
We heard Hillary Clinton talk about the fact that this event at Madison Square Garden, which, by the way, the Trump team asked me.
Do you mind if we come into New York?
I said, no.
I said, but you have to do it on Sunday at the Garden, because I'm going to be at the cutting room on Saturday.
They said, okay.
President Trump said, fine.
Wouldn't have it done either way.
Just want to let you know.
Just want to let you know.
So there was a suggestion that in 1939, there was a meeting.
Kind of a Bund meeting, a Nazi meeting, some conflagration of sorts.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kelly McKinnon says, I won't be able to see you at the cutting room.
It's out so fun.
Have a blast.
Thank you.
It will be.
It will be.
I'm getting my tux ready.
I'm just ready to go.
This is a very big night.
Thank you, dear heart, for your kindness.
The garden, 33rd and 8th or whatever, it's right there.
It is the prominent place where everything is.
And it's held since 1968, I believe, this particular, this location, because it was on 8th Avenue in the old days, right where World Plaza is.
It was there, and then it's at this, where Penn Station is.
It's a different place altogether.
It's held so far two popes, Sinatra, Billy Joel, the Republican National Convention, the Democrat National Convention, Muhammad Ali.
It happens to be a place that has held everybody.
Pope John Paul, Bergoglio, everybody.
I mean, Sinatra, every group, the Stones, Everybody plays the garden.
And what's interesting too is the floor is in this kind of weird suspension.
It's very unimpressive inside.
Very unimpressive.
But it kind of bounces.
You feel there's a weird kind of thing.
There's a weird vibe there.
So Hillary Clinton came on and she said this is basically Trump reiterating, approximating What amounts to be basically his version of Nazism.
Well, a fellow who knows a little bit about the subject had this rebuttal to that idea.
My name is Jerry Worski.
I'm 94 years old and survivor of Auschwitz and the Dead Marches.
Adolf Hitler invaded Poland when I was nine years old.
He murdered my parents and was I know more about Hitler than Kamala will ever know in a thousand lifetimes.
For her to accuse President Trump of being like Hitler is the worst thing I've ever heard in my 75 years.
years living in the United States.
I know President Trump and he would never say this, and Kamala Harris knows it, she owns my parents and everybody else who was murdered by Hitler in apology for repeating this lie.
Why should the Jewish people support President Trump?
Because he's a man.
I believe that President Trump is Definitely going to be good for Israel because everything that he's done up to now was in favor.
He never double-crossed anyone and he never showed any weakness.
Watching President Trump pray for the hostages at the O-Helm and getting to spend time with him so meaningful, he has always stood with the Jewish people and the State of Israel.
Now, let me explain something to you.
What do you think she would say to that?
What do you think she would say to that?
Now, before anybody gets too much into the thing about Israel, I like the way he says President Trump.
I like the way he says it.
Because I think, I think wasn't, wasn't the original German name like Trump or something?
But in any event, it doesn't really matter.
From this man's point of view, Nazism, Israel, Jewish, I'm not going to argue with him.
I'm not going to say, well, you know, should we perhaps talk about the Nakba?
No!
The point is, what do you think Hillary, who's just reading a script, would say to him?
What?
What do you think would be her response?
Do you think...
That Hitlerian horrors will not be seen again?
Absolutely not.
This can happen again.
And one could argue it is happening all around the world.
So just keep that in mind.
Now let me tell you something else which I want you to understand.
My friends, I want people to come forward.
Remember I mentioned this today.
What I would like to do is I would like to have This wonderful, wonderful world of, what do you want to call it?
Think of it as a summer camp where people come with their parents and we teach you how to critically think.
I give no information, left or right, Democrats, Republicans, I don't know.
Because the word Democrat or Republican changes over time.
As you know this, there was a time when Democrats and Republicans were different.
There was a time when the Democrats were the ones fighting for what I believed in.
Anti-war, pro-civil rights, pro-women's rights.
They stood for something.
And then, I don't know what happened.
Somebody did a do-si-do and that was it.
Think about this.
I don't know who did more to kill more people in Vietnam.
Was it Nixon?
Probably not, because he wanted to stop the war.
But LBJ!
And then you have...
JFK, who is basically, this guy was as conservative as you can get.
Somehow he was made out to be some liberal.
When it came to actually, when it came to civil rights affecting black people, LBJ couldn't be beat.
But I know of people who worked in his presence, he dropped the N-word like you couldn't believe.
You see, nothing fits in these labels.
It's grays.
You said this, but he did more.
I know people who would never deign to say, use the N-word, but have contempt for black people.
They've never done, but they'll never say that word.
Then other people who, by virtue of their Southern heritage or parentage or whatever it is, to them their word means nothing, and they've done more.
Life is like that, my friends.
Love seeing you on Sean Atwood, Lionel.
Thank you, Deb Kemp.
Did you see our friend, Mr. The Tipler?
The man, what's his name, Steeples, or whatever his name was, who was gassed out of his mind?
You see this?
What was that about?
What was that about?
It was one of the best ones ever, in any event.
In any event.
Now, my friends, listen to me, and listen carefully.
Part of what I want you to understand is there are people in the world who deny events that occur.
When we came along, and I came along specifically, my breed came along roughly 2001, during that terrible period of time, on the 11th day of the 9th month, 23 years ago.
This is when the word conspiracy theorist really kicked in.
Oh, it was there for a while.
Leslie Watson, thank you.
Thank you so much.
By the way, are we having troll problems, dare I say?
Are we?
You know, let me know.
Let me know.
I appreciate this.
Who is the troll?
I normally don't like to do this, but if there's somebody who is bothering us...
If there's somebody who is doing anything, if there's somebody, just let us know.
Okay?
That's all.
Lionel, give me the keys.
Thank you so much.
All right, my friends.
Just let me know.
Fact check.
Is this the problem?
Is this fact check?
Shall we go back?
I wasn't really paying attention.
But let me see what this was.
Where pray tell would the...
Let me see what Mr. Fact...
I personally...
Okay, here we go.
I voted three times this election as an immigrant.
I love to protect my rights.
If you are a newcomer, demand the right to vote.
Harris Waltz, vote out racist orange clown.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But that won't be a problem.
Now, let's move.
As you know, a while back...
There was a fellow, there was a time, do you remember the first time you heard about Bohemian Grove?
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that, dear friends?
Do you remember about something being called Bohemian Grove?
And I remember the time telling people about this.
This was an organization which was, oh my god, Bohemian Grove, it was, uh, Grove, I think it was in 19...
Bohemian Grove, I think it was founded in 1878.
It's a gentleman's club.
It's been around forever.
And every president since the beginning of time, remember this one?
Everybody went.
There were pictures of Reagan, Nixon, and I believe our friend Alex Jones actually infiltrated Bohemia and Grover at one particular point and took pictures.
Took pictures of this, I guess it was this owl or something.
It was fascinating.
Did you see that?
It was an incredible thing.
Well, people said, you know what?
You...
You...
People...
Hang on a minute.
Let me go back to where I was.
Ah, yes.
People said, there's no such thing as Bohemian Grove.
I said, no, there is such thing.
No, no, there's not.
What do you mean?
No, there's no such thing.
CR, look at this.
Is this beautiful?
Is this beautiful?
CR, thank you so much for that.
We'll be streaming the Saturday Night Show from New York.
Thank you.
Interesting.
You should check with me first, but that's okay, Bygum.
In any event, ladies and gentlemen, for the longest time, people said, you know, Bohemian Grove just doesn't exist.
Going back, we ran across this little piece, which is, I think, fascinating.
Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger canceled plans to go to Bohemian Grove in California this weekend because of the possibility of more flare-ups in the Lebanon crisis.
But even without the Defense Secretary, the Bohemian Grove will not close down for lack of power.
What is the Bohemian Grove?
Well, it's a kind of summer camp for the powerful, an all-male gathering in great secrecy.
More from Dennis Murphy.
George Schultz, Henry Kissinger, and West German Chancellor Schmidt arrived by car.
Can you believe, by the way, can you believe this going on now?
Remember when Alex Jones and, who was it, Jim Mars?
Was it, who was it?
They would camp out at the, how do I say this?
They would camp out at the, oh God, the, the, the, Bilderberg meeting.
Jim Mars?
Anyway, and they said, this is the most incredible thing in the world.
They said, these people are meeting.
They said, there's no such thing as Bilderberg.
Yes, there is.
No, there isn't.
And then later on, they said there was.
And they would actually put it out on a website and let people know the whole thing.
Jim Tucker, yes, yes.
Jim Tucker, he was amazing.
And Alex Jones brought it to our attention.
Groups of people Members of the American political structures meeting, sometimes in violation, sometimes in violation of the Logan Act.
Don't you think it's interesting?
The chairman of General Motors and U.S. Steel came in by private jet.
If you would look at the guest list over a period of five years, I don't think there would be anybody of any importance in America who was missing from that list.
Cabinet officers and captains of industry are going to summer camp.
At Bohemian Grove, an all-male retreat secluded in the Redwood Forest two hours north of San Francisco.
Outsiders are not invited.
What's hidden away is a little bit of Boy Scout camp and a lot of fraternity hokum.
There are rituals, bonfires, and the burning of effigies.
The members live in lodges with names like Woof and Caveman.
Gerald Ford, Henry Kissinger, William French Smith, and George Schultz are bunkmates at Mandalay Camp.
President Reagan's camp, Owl's Nest, is famous for its Eggs Benedict and Ramos Gin Fizz breakfast.
But for the most part, stories about what happens in these redwoods are hard to come by.
A campground statue reminds bohemians to keep their mouths shut about the grove.
I've had a lot of good music there.
I've met a lot of interesting people.
And I look forward to listening to music again.
There were employees who tell tales out of school.
You know, I mean, half of these guys, you know, from what I can tell, you know, stay loaded or stay bombed, you know, the entire time that they're there.
I mean, they stagger into breakfasts and stagger out from dinner.
But at the same time, you know, they're talking business.
And sometimes those business talks send ripples far beyond the Grove.
Sociology professor William Domhoff.
Reagan and Nixon talked at length in 1967 in the Grove to decide who would go first in Republican primaries.
While decision-makers are cementing friendships, protesters outside the gate are keeping a vigil.
To them, the Bohemian Grove is an all-white, all-male, undemocratic policy-making arm of the government.
They want the Bohemians to go home.
But summer camp won't end until next week.
Dennis Murphy, NBC News, Monterio, California.
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
Play Jones confronting David Gergen.
Oh yes, I remember that.
Alex Jones confronted David Gergen and he was furious.
And whenever Whenever Jones gets caught, he just smiles.
Remember when he moved in and confronted Junk Yogurt?
And by the way, now Junk is a liberal or conservative.
I don't know.
Anyway, but he did this.
The point is, you have to ask yourself, why are people in our government meeting secretly in groups?
There's something also called the Logan Act, where individual citizens are acting As representatives of countries.
Hillary Clinton could have very well been guilty of that.
But there's just, it's simple.
The reason, what I'm trying to tell you is that in our world, we were told for years, you're crazy.
Well, if there's no big deal, why is it so secret?
Same thing with the Bilderbergs.
Why are they meeting?
Let me ask you this question.
What do you think would happen?
Ladies and gentlemen, Evan Webb says, it's a Woodsy the Owl convention.
Does anyone think they are not conspiring in some way?
Conspiring?
Well, I don't know if they're conspiring to do evil, but by virtue of the fact that they're meeting secretly, that's half of it.
A confederation of people meeting to bring about something that is untoward or what have you.
But let me bring this up to you.
And what's really interesting about this whole bit, what would happen if you found out, or if anybody found out, that the owners of the NFL were meeting in secret, or that the heads of what used to be movie studios were meeting in secret?
Well, they want to know why you're meeting.
What are you doing?
Why are you there?
George Keene, ladies and gentlemen, says, AJ went undercover to Bohemian Grove, exposed it as well.
Yes!
That's what we're talking about.
Alex Jones did this.
He went undercover and confronted David Gergen and he was furious.
But if it were any other organization, people would say, okay, why does that fascinate me?
Why is that important?
The reason why it's important is because it goes to show you yet again that we are right.
That we know what's going on.
That the government does not do well in the world of secrecy.
It's a very, very simple thing.
Now, how many of you folks have ever heard...
Who has not heard of the World Economic Forum and Klaus Schwab?
Who here?
Be honest.
Who?
And you can say this.
Never heard of WEF, the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab.
Is there...
Anyone?
Is there anyone who honestly could say, bravely admit, I don't know who this is?
Most people here know.
Most people here know.
Absolutely know.
You have heard of this.
You are well aware of it.
Zip bugs, yes.
You will owe nothing and like it.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, came this person.
Remember this?
This person that came out of nowhere and he would stand up there with his space suit and he would do this.
Well, let's go back and listen to what this man is saying.
To make some betting with you.
When we meet for the 20th, I hope I will have the pleasure still to be invited for the meeting.
When we meet for the 20th Governance Summit, you will use the app.
Like Uber.
But not anymore to call some driver, but an automatically-guided car, a self-driven car, will come to your hotel or wherever you are and will bring you to the airport.
Actually, I had a discussion some months ago with the mayor of Los Angeles, and you know Los Angeles is one of the cities with the...
The heaviest traffic, who told me in 2030 Los Angeles will be private, hard-driven, free.
2030!
2030!
This will allow to transform highways into parks and other public spheres.
2030.
Agenda 2030.
This is what we've known about.
I remember Codex Alimentarius.
I remember that one.
If you think you're worried about him eating bugs and getting rid of meat and everything, there are people outside.
There are outboard organizations.
As important as, if not more so, than the Senate and the Congress of the United States.
JTE says the owls are not what they seem.
It's all esoteric.
I was watching recently Eyes Wide Shut.
This notion of private, secret organizations, masks, demonic...
When you bring this up to people, they love to say, you're crazy.
You don't know what you're talking about.
George Keene says, akin to World Economic Performance, the CFR.
If the Atlanta Nation, our readers recommend Manchester's Arms of Krupp to get a historical take on how the shadow government repurposed the German war machine.
The Council of Foreign Relations, they used to deny this.
And then they say, you know, we're getting mail.
They're on Fifth Avenue.
There they are.
They love to deny it first.
The Mont Pelerin Society.
It's not secret, but this is the Austrian school.
This is a group of people who meet.
There is the governments that you see.
Then there is part of the shadow government.
And the shadow government.
It's a different story.
They offed Kubrick for Eyes Wide Shut ending.
Well, many, many people think so.
However, I don't believe where all of a sudden somebody came up with some ending at the last minute when all of a sudden...
However, however, nothing at all surprises me.
Do you believe that, I know you might think this, but people have suggested that Stanley Kubrick was involved in what people consider to be the moon landing hoax.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me tell you right now.
If you spend any amount of time, and I mean any amount of time, going and just using the wonder of YouTube to review the stories and the claims of some of the most Incredible accusations and the like.
I promise you, you will not believe the discrepancies, the questions, the problems with the story of the moon landing.
You cannot believe what people are saying.
And when you listen to this, you say to yourself, you know, this doesn't sound far-fetched.
At all.
But when you say that, you are immediately called a lunatic.
Now, I'm not an expert enough to climb on it, but let me ask you something.
Is there anybody here who believes it would be impossible to pull off a moon hoax?
Absolutely not.
That's one thing.
Let me tell you another thing, too.
I like this young man.
But I want him to learn how to fine-tune some of his theories and thinkings, if you don't mind.
He's very good.
I like him a lot.
And he does some good stuff.
But he needs to maybe polish his delivery.
And the reason for that is because he enjoys being himself.
And that, of course, is Tucker Carlson.
He enjoys being Tucker Carlson.
He enjoys telling you.
And who was he speaking with regarding this?
Who is making this particular type of kind of odd or unique, off-the-beaten-path kind of news stories interesting?
Who?
Mr. Rogan.
Listen to this one.
...are terrified of the intel agencies.
I'm not guessing at that.
They've told me that.
Including people on the intel committee, including people who run the intel committee.
The people whose job it is to oversee...
And keep in line these enormous secretive agencies whose budgets we can't even know.
They're black budgets.
They're the parents.
The agencies are the children.
They're afraid of the agencies.
That's not compatible with democracy.
Democracy is a really simple system, even representative democracy like ours.
The people rule.
They do so through elections.
They express their preference through voting.
They send their people to the capital city to run the government on their behalf.
Whenever you have unelected people who are not accountable to anyone making the biggest decisions, you don't have a democracy.
You have something else, another system.
I would call it a tyranny or whatever you want to call it.
It's not a democracy.
So that's like super obvious.
It's playing out in front of everyone and no one cares and no one does anything about it.
And I think the reason is because they're threatened.
And if you look at the committee chairmen who allow this shit to happen year after year, they're all, and I don't know, people say, oh, they're compromised, they're being blackmailed.
I don't have evidence of that.
But I know them.
And they all have things to hide.
I know that for a fact.
And so it's not a stretch of imagination to imagine that, you know, some committee chairman who's allowing warrantless spying on Americans to continue or whatever abuse they're allowing.
Does this make sense to you?
Regarding UFOs?
Does this make sense to you?
Why are they doing that?
It's not impossible to imagine that some guy with a drinking problem or a weird sex life, and that's very common, very common up there.
That's why they're doing it.
Because they don't want to be exposed.
I don't have evidence of that.
I don't have proof of that.
But that's not a crazy thing to assume that that could be happening.
And I said to somebody, a very powerful person, the other day, in a conversation in my kitchen, an elected...
Do you believe that?
I don't.
...official, holds a really senior position, a very famous person.
I was going...
I don't believe that.
...I'm crazy.
I was so mad about all this stuff.
And about the warrantless spying and about the funding for these insane wars.
And I said to the guy who serves in one of the legislative bodies...
Be very, very careful with this stuff.
I'm not...
Tucker's telling the world, don't tell me anything.
Because I might have told you something.
He might have said something.
Because somebody says, wait a minute.
I know somebody who wants to speak with him.
It's Jerry, or it's whatever it is.
This is what you've got to be careful about.
If it's not true, then he's making it up.
But if it is true, he's going to give somebody up.
Let me explain this.
I got so mad my dogs were afraid.
They're like, well, why are you yelling?
Because I don't yell at home.
But I was like, all these people are controlled.
They're all, you know, got weird sex lives and all these things are hiding and they're being blackmailed by the intel agencies.
And he said, and I'm quoting, I know.
I was like, are we, okay, so at this point we're just sort of, we're just sort of admitting that's real?
Like, why do we allow that to continue?
Members of Congress are terrified.
Okay, okay.
Just to give you an idea.
I don't really buy it, but it's not far-fetched.
Bryn Himura says, why have we seen M4BL?
Oh, the Movement for Black Lives?
Seems like when the left backs are to the wall, M4BL is right there.
Well, let's stop for a minute.
It's very interesting.
By the way, that...
That's kind of like a subterranean group as well.
First, anybody who gets upset and yells about this is a neophyte.
Evan Webb says, the photo taken on the moon, temperatures and radiation, see the interviewer of three after, how they look and act.
Okay, we went to the moon.
We very well could have not been to the moon.
I don't know.
I'm not an expert in this.
But what I've seen, very, very plausible.
Let me explain something to you.
First and foremost, people in the business do not say things.
Number one.
And let me also explain something.
The people that you are going to meet who have the biggest secret clearance.
And top secret means nothing, by the way.
But the people who have...
The five named ones, they used to be called Umbra and Zebra and Ultra and all this stuff, are people who aren't with governments, who aren't with any, they don't have a business card, they most probably are involved in some type of corporate function, who might be one of two to three people who know about something.
They don't tell anybody.
They don't even hint.
You don't even know they know that.
And the reason why is that they wouldn't want to compromise, but they're family in harm's way.
If people know something.
See, that's why whenever you watch TV and you see somebody who says, oh, I used to be in the CIA.
And in the CIA, we did this.
And here's how we did this.
Well, you might have been in the CIA, but you're nobody that I want to talk to.
Because first of all, The people who really do interesting things, they don't have names.
They don't go on shows.
They don't do anything.
The real people who are involved in some really good clandestine stuff are so afraid that somebody might see them and say, wait a minute, that was the guy that we met with and the person he was with, who I know to be here now, He must have been a spook too.
Let's get him.
You could be compromising, you know, deals or whatever it is, or organizations merely by exposing yourself without mentioning names.
Somebody sees you.
So whenever you see anybody, if you hear of a name, if you know of a name, if they use words like CIA, remember when the NSA was a big deal?
It's not the CIA.
It's not a group.
They even suggest it.
The really good stuff, the really good clandestine stuff, probably is not as frequent as you think.
The people that I want to know are the people in the shadow government who make things happen in ways that you can't imagine.
And if you see somebody, if you think Klaus Schwab is running the show, no, because you know who he is.
They're putting him out there.
He is straight from central casting.
Jerome Delafoe says, Cupid is a little boy.
Every ancient picture he is.
Eros love.
There's a reason.
Turn, turn, turn.
Pilgrimedia says, I was Air Force.
If you have a need to know, you know.
If you don't, you know nothing.
That is very true.
Crypto Domini says, here's the conspiracy.
What were they doing before the modern conspiracies?
Well, there's always been something of this nation since the days of the, oh God, the Borgias.
There's always been cabals, groups of people who don't want you to know what they're doing.
Jonathan Kiner says, nobody wants to talk about all the abductions, eyewitness accounts, crop circles, and all the other phenomena related to UFOs.
There is so much information out there.
Absolutely.
And here is the best part.
Oh, Laurie Cuck says, Manafort was on Tucker.
He's been through hell.
Oh, I know.
I saw that.
And you can see it in him.
You can see it in his face.
First and foremost, most important, You're going to meet people, listen to what I'm saying, who are from worlds that love this stuff.
And I've met them, I remember years ago, I was very, very, very serious regarding those groups of people who wanted to find out, a lot of what's going on, regarding the 11th month.
Of the ninth day.
Even saying it today causes people to get crazy.
And I stopped from any formal organization because the people in there I think were not crazy but too spirited.
To CD, check out Webster Tarpley about conspiracy.
Oh, you know what?
Webster Tarpley, good, good.
He was a good friend of mine.
I don't think he cares for me anymore.
I think because he doesn't like Trump and I'm a fascist.
I've had a lot of people do that.
A lot of people.
I'm not going to mention his name, but I absolutely was summarily dismissed because I did not share his passion or anger as to the Palestinian problem.
I swear to God, I said, what are you talking about?
And he told me, he said, quote, this is a red line in my book.
I said, what are you talking about?
It's a red line.
I said, okay.
What does that mean?
I didn't I guess.
I don't know.
So, you know, you meet people like this.
I'm very calm about it.
I love to start off very slowly with, let's talk about this.
And understand something.
When you say, I believe in something, that doesn't mean I think there's probably, I don't know.
Whether it's God, UFOs, nothing.
One of the great things about UFOs is I believe that the number of people who have seen things are not making it up.
Not everybody, but many of them.
And that what they are seeing either is from some other dimension or they saw some incredible military Or experimental production that defied, you know, our thinking.
That's possible.
Laurie says, it's cool we love you even when you're wrong.
I don't know what that means, but that's okay.
About what am I wrong?
I don't know.
But anyway.
So people will just, they don't, like Tucker really doesn't know how to get into the UFO thing.
I remember when he was on Fox News.
They would always have somebody in graphics, a little flying saucer, and a little, you know, stuff that just, I don't understand.
Why are you making this a joke?
Why are you doing this?
Why?
And then there are other people who, have you seen De Agrier?
Oh my god.
He is so in love with it.
So in love with it that he builds into it and they come for good.
How do you know they come for good?
Who are they?
See, I like to just back up and take things piecemeal.
Johnny Madison Spaz, a good friend, says, Breaking news, according to the German news, sorry, WW, Israel carrying out strikes against military targets in Iran.
October distraction surprise.
Well, you knew that was coming, especially in view of this document that was leaked the other day.
You do know.
You do know that this has been said absolutely, positively.
Bibi Netanyahu has made it absolutely clear.
If he doesn't go, they're going to go.
All the way.
Nothing is going to stop now.
Nothing.
They are not going to say, okay, that's enough, until all of Palestine is just wiped out, there's nobody there, or it's completely uninhabitable, and people leave.
If you don't see that, you're not paying attention.
If you don't see that.
I'm just telling you this is a fact.
It doesn't mean it's right or wrong.
It's a fact.
If you can't see what's happening there, you're not paying attention.
I want you to go back and listen to this.
There was a fellow years ago named Paul Harvey.
Paul Harvey used to make more money than anybody in radio.
I think Rush Limbaugh may have come along later on, but I don't know.
At the time, he made more than Howard.
Paul Harvey was incredible.
Paul Harvey wrote his own copy.
One time we were at WABC, it was doing Morning Drive, and he had been there, I don't know how early, working with his wife, I think it's Angel or something, whatever her name is, and he's typing out his stuff, like a typewriter.
It was really something.
So, this was a very, very interesting thing.
Robert Anton Wilson said, belief is the death of intelligence.
Well, also remember, if you had facts, You wouldn't need faith.
So, this is very interesting.
If I were the devil, wow.
If I were the devil, wow.
I don't know what that means, Laurie.
I swear to you, I'm not trying to be dumb.
I don't know what that means.
Are you saying that?
Am I saying that?
I don't know what that means.
If I were the devil, if you were the devil, no.
I don't believe the devil.
Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes, the name of this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's what we're going to play.
Excuse me.
I'm so dumb.
Pardon me.
It's been a long day.
This was it.
Sure.
So he did a thing back in the 60s or 70s, and he equated it to the devil.
And maybe it is.
Or you could also say it's...
Now let me tell you something also.
Let me explain to you.
I thought you were saying you were the devil, Laurie, and you are.
You're a devil woman.
We know it.
I know it.
We know it.
Paul Harvey did this thing about if I were the devil.
Okay.
I want you to listen to the sound of...
That's exactly what we're hearing here.
Listen to the fascination, the awe of Joe Rogan.
This is why he's so great.
When he is fascinated by something, when he is gobsmacked...
He lets it all out.
He doesn't hold back anything.
He just...
Wow!
Whether it's the Egyptian pyramids or whatever, listen to this.
It's just that.
But he did a radio piece on how to destroy America.
The social fabric of it.
And it's as though somebody just took...
America, the social fabric of America from the late 60s to today.
And the timeline of the things that he said.
It's pretty wicked.
It's pretty powerful.
Wow.
I'm not shocked.
Let me find a better version.
Paul Harvey.
If I were the devil.
Is this the thing?
Yeah.
1965.
If I were the prince of darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness.
And I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree.
The.
So I'd set about however necessary to take over the United States.
I'd subvert the churches first.
I'd begin with a campaign of whispers.
With the wisdom of the serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve.
Do as you please.
To the young I would whisper that the Bible is a myth.
I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around.
I would confide that what's bad is good and what's good is square.
And the old I would teach to pray after me, our Father, which art in Washington.
And then I'd get organized.
I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting.
I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa.
I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could.
I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction.
I'd tranquilize the rest with pills.
Wow!
Soon had families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves.
Until each in its turn was consumed.
And with promises of higher ratings...
I'd have mesmerizing media fanning the flames.
If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions.
Just let those run wild.
Until before you knew it, I'd have drug-sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.
Holy shit.
Within a decade, I'd have prisons overflowing.
I'd have judges promoting pornography.
Soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress.
And in his own churches, I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science.
I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls and church money.
If I were the devil, I'd make the symbol of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.
If I were the devil, I'd take from those who have and give to those who wanted.
Until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.
And what'll you bet?
I couldn't get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich.
I would caution against extremes in hard work, in patriotism, in moral conduct.
I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun than what you see on TV.
It's the way to be.
And thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure.
In other words, if I were the devil, I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing.
I smell an F coming here.
What year was that?
It was 65. Holy shit.
1965.
That's amazing.
1965.
Wow.
April 3rd, 1965, Paul.
Don't you love this?
By the way, somebody says Israel attacking Iran.
Let's see if that's true.
Let me see if this is.
Let's go to X. See if that's up, my friend.
Let me see if we have anything.
Oh, Israel started their attack against Iran with explosions reported near the capital of Tehran.
And of course, somebody from Fox says, I stand with Israel.
Israel is fighting against Iran.
Yep, this is going on right now.
Are they going to be using that THAAD missile?
That terminal high altitude?
In response to months of...
This is the IDF, official response.
Listen to this.
In response to...
Months of continuous attacks from the regime in Iran against the state of Israel.
Right now, the Israel Defense Forces is conducting precise strikes on military targets in Iran.
The regime in Iran and its proxies in the region have been relentlessly attacking Israel since October the 7th on seven fronts, including direct attacks from the Iranian soil, like every other sovereign country in the world.
The State of Israel has a right and duty to respond.
Our defensive and offensive capabilities are fully mobilized.
We will do whatever necessary to defend the State of Israel and the people of Israel.
Let me see.
Right now it is Friday.
It is...
No, no.
Tel Aviv.
Let me see how far...
Israel is seven hours ahead.
Okay.
So what's it, 3 a.m.?
What do you think about that?
and Now, of course, what I would say about this is, well, let's discuss it, as opposed to react.
See, we live in a world of 140 characters, and we must react.
Must react.
Get ready for this.
Get ready for this.
This is not going to end good.
Or well, I should say.
Okay?
Now, let's do this.
In Pennsylvania, as Uncle Lenny's been telling you for the longest time, what have I told you?
What scares me the most, what keeps me up at night, pertineer, is the idea of stealing the election via ballot.
Ballot fraud.
Not vote fraud.
Not machine fraud.
Not precinct fraud.
Ballot fraud.
Good morning, everyone.
District Attorney Heather Adams.
On Tuesday afternoon, I was contacted by Krista Miller, who is our chief clerk of elections regarding potentially fraudulent voter registration applications that had recently been received by her office.
Pennsylvania.
At that time, she informed me that the elections office received approximately 2,500 applications at or near the deadline for registering to vote.
While preparing to process these applications, staff noticed that numerous applications appeared to have the same handwriting, were filled out on the same day with our signatures, and some were previously registered voters, and the signatures on file did not match the signatures on the application.
So before I begin to summarize our preliminary findings, I must remind everyone that this is an ongoing investigation, and for that reason, I will be limited in the details that I can provide.
Lancaster County detectives began investigating the voter registration applications and immediately found applications that were indeed fraudulent.
Indicators of fraud included inaccuracies with the addresses listed on the applications, Mm-hmm.
In some cases, applications contained correct personal identification information, such as the correct address, correct phone number, date of birth, driver's license number, and social security number.
But the individuals listed on the applications informed detectives that they did not request the form, they did not complete the form.
At this point, it is believed that the fraudulent voter registrations are connected to a large-scale The majority of the applications received are dated August 15th and after.
Those canvassing for voter registrations were employed and paid to obtain voter registration applications.
The majority of the applications were from residents in the City of Lancaster.
However...
Applications were also received from residents in Columbia, Mount Joy, Akron, Ephrata, Stevens, Strasburg, as well as other locations across Lancaster County.
The canvases themselves took place at various shopping centers, parking lots of grocery stores and businesses, sidewalks, and parks.
During this preliminary investigation, detectives were able to verify some of the applications were indeed legitimate.
In these instances, the applicant verified that they did provide information to a canvasser.
For these applications, we will immediately advise voter registration and that we confirm that they are legitimate requests and voter registration will process that application.
Thus far, of the investigations that we have completed, we have determined that 60% have been fraudulent.
That is of the investigations that we've completed.
We do have more to do today, and my understanding is that voter registration is still going through the box of 2,500, but should be completed sometime here today.
Now, the good news is at least people are becoming a little bit aware of it.
That's exactly right.
As Uncle Lenny told you before, there's a lot of ways.
It's the ballot.
I told you.
Let's say Angela Creek.
I get one.
It says Angela Creek.
Looks good to me.
123 Main Street.
Okay.
Angela Creek.
Let's record it.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
Wait what?
Run that name.
Run the name, yeah.
Is there an Angela Creek in Pennsylvania?
That's odd.
No, there's not.
Well, there was one, but she passed away.
Or there was an Angela Creek who went to Temple University in 1973, but moved.
Huh.
Run that name again.
How many times has the name Angela Creek come up?
Wait a minute.
50 times.
50 different ballots.
What about the address?
123 Main Street.
What is 123 Main Street?
I don't know.
Let's do a Google search.
It's a parking lot.
On a voter roll.
Or it's a little tiny, it's not even a structure.
Or it's a business.
Can't be a business.
Or it's an apartment building without a number on it.
So this goes all back as undelivered.
See, this is the part where you need all this crossing.
That's the easiest thing.
What if, I told you, what if in Harrisburg we find out, hey listen Jerry, yeah listen to me, I find out all of the stuff's going out Friday.
Let's say months back, all of the absentees are going out Friday.
Grab a bunch of them before they make it up.
Because all they are is, let me get them.
Not all of them.
Somebody will call up and say, hey, I didn't get a thing.
Well, do you want a new one?
Press 9. I don't know what the procedure is.
But if a few of them are missing, and a lot of people won't even know they're gone.
You need, remember, 7 states, 15 counties.
That's it.
I can take 1,000 here, 1,000 here, all over the place.
Just put them together.
And just put...
And that's it.
Somebody in the voter's office opens it up.
Looks good to me.
They don't know where it's from.
They don't know where it's from.
Jonathan says, is she the new Sidney Powell?
No, Sidney Powell was a private lawyer.
This is it.
This is the prosecutor.
That's how it's done.
It's very simple.
Very, very low tech.
That's how it's done.
Very low tech.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Very low-tech.
Wow.
Pretty cool, huh?
I think so.
I think so indeed.
Now, here's something which is also terrific.
There's this fellow.
I don't know what his name is, but he's the guy.
He's that dude on...
It's a Canadian fellow.
What's that show?
Shark Tank or whatever it was.
Watch him aptly stir up the hornet's nest.
With this one.
Introduce the concept of the panel tonight.
It's going to be a short dissertation, but I want you to think.
The guy on the right, Larry...
Whatever.
So unfunny.
Not even funny.
So unfunny.
It's not even funny.
Larry Wilmore or whatever.
So unfunny.
They tried to take over after Colbert.
And he was so bad.
So devoid of funny.
But anyway, watch this.
This fella on the left is...
Yeah, there's one more.
This is that dude from Shark Tank.
I don't know his name.
Watch them lose their minds.
I would like to introduce the concept of the panel tonight.
It's going to be a short dissertation, but I want you to think about this because I watched like you did yesterday and something hit me pretty hard.
Only 90 days ago, Pelosi went to Biden and said, You need to step aside and convince them to do so.
He made the decision, and he did actually ask her, and we've now learned this, is she the right person to drive this home?
He questioned that.
He could have said, we need to run a process in order for me to make this move.
But they decided not to.
I don't know who they is.
Was it Obama?
Was it Pelosi?
I don't care who it was.
In stock picking, just listen to this analogy.
You may agree, you may not.
88% of managers, this is the world I live in, cannot beat the S&P year in, year out.
So you give them $1,000, the S&P beats them.
They can't pick stocks.
This is the second time the Democratic Party has circumvented democracy and chose.
Yes, it is.
Hillary Clinton was chosen, and she had Bruce Springsteen, too.
By the way, this is also something.
And please don't take this the wrong way.
Please, I beg you.
Uncle Lenny means no harm by this.
But there's something that you hear a lot of times in I don't want to say the inner city, but you see this is where everybody starts talking at the same time.
Over everybody else.
I'm sorry.
But they talk over everybody else.
It's the most incredible thing.
They talk over each other.
And it's so annoying.
And it's also, they're being told in their IFBs, say something, get them, don't let them get away with this.
...to her, and now we've chosen...
Kevin, Hillary Clinton won a primary, okay?
She won a primary.
You may not like...
Nobody could compete with her, even Bernie Sanders.
She won a primary, first of all, that's the first thing.
So did Kamala Harris win a primary?
Listen, we've talked about this before.
What's wrong about talking about it tonight after what you just said?
Do you think that's really what matters to voters?
I'm talking to you right now.
How many Democrats...
Do you think this matters to voters?
Do you think voters are smart enough to understand that they're being bamboozled?
Do you think that voters are able to recognize the fact that there is a manifest fraudulent notion to this?
Do you think voters...
Do you think they notice?
So if the voters don't notice, we'll do it anyway.
It's only the stuff that we can get away with.
Is that what you're saying, honey?
Let's talk about what matters to voters.
Do you really think voters care about the intranescent primary?
If you're a Democrat, you sure as hell care today.
I know that you are from Canada, but the primary process in this country is not in the Constitution.
It's not in the Constitution.
The political parties can choose however they want to choose their nominee.
And as long as they meet the legal deadlines in the states where they are on the ballot, they can do it however they want.
There's nothing in the Constitution that says anything about voting.
Anything, with the exception of, I think, maybe the 19th Amendment, women can vote, and the other amendment for the age of voting.
But there's nothing in there that says whether convicted felons can vote, or whether...
Well, black people at one point, but there's a lot in there.
There's nothing in the Constitution that says anything about the Air Force either.
So just because something's not in the Constitution doesn't mean that it...
Passes the fairness and equity spell test.
I just want to be transparent.
Yes, I was born in Canada.
Just to be transparent.
I was born in Canada.
But my kids were born and raised in Boston.
All my investments in the United States.
I want the president, whoever it is, to be a winner.
You're describing something as undemocratic that has absolutely nothing to do with the democratic process.
They have no idea.
They are trying so desperately.
And I would have loved to have said, please continue.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead.
And please record this.
Go ahead.
Tell me why this is okay again.
I want to make sure we have this.
Because remember, what you're about to say will be memorialized forever.
So go ahead.
Continue.
Honey, Nelson says...
Too big to rig, Uncle Lenny.
We'll see.
Let us hope.
Let us hope.
They don't care about this.
Remember, these folks care about Russian interference and Russians buying a Facebook page.
See this?
Jerome Delafoe says, I'm starting to learn we don't need to worry about dumb millionaires.
Trump and so.
We need to worry about evil millionaires.
I would worry about millionaires if Bernie wasn't one.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Now, let's talk about this one, too.
You know who also...
This is the age of vindication.
Remember when...
I think I told you this a while, but there was this fellow named Norman Finkelstein.
This guy was persona non grata like you can't believe.
He couldn't get arrested.
He was run out of town.
He was a...
Both parents who survived Auschwitz, he dared to challenge Dershowitz for some plagiarism claim.
And he was never heard from again.
Denied tenure.
I mean, it was like a jihad.
They went after him.
Now, he's bigger than ever.
It's like time.
If you just wait a little bit.
Mel Gibson.
Remember Mel Gibson?
Anti-Semite.
He referred to a woman, because he was drinking too much.
He pulled a woman over and goes, hey, sugar tits.
Blake Norman says, got my vote in today.
Excellent, Blake.
Excellent.
There was talk about him being, he referred to a woman, sugar tits, he referred to her.
He also remembered about, he and his father.
Hutton Gibson were Orthodox Catholics who took great umbrage when the, I think Vatican II removed the perfidy of the Jews from the Easter rituals.
Oh my, this guy was hardcore.
This is the one who, and if you watch the Passion of the Christ or Good Friday the 13th, It was like almost a snuff film, but people liked it.
Very, very good.
It was clearly Caiaphas.
It was not...
Caiaphas, not Pilate.
It was the Jude...
Okay.
You got that?
They were responsible for the...
Not Pilate.
Pilate!
Anyway, I don't want to relitigate this.
So he was just called a nut and a drunk and his girlfriend.
He's got anger issues and he's a weird guy because he did a lot of torture scenes.
Well, this was old Mel, I think at LAX, getting off a plane and traveling, and somebody happened to run into him and ask him what he thought about the upcoming election.
In days, what's your thoughts?
Oh man, that's a big question.
What's wrong?
I don't think it's gonna surprise anyone who I vote for.
Well, so, I mean, I'm gonna guess.
You go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to guess Trump.
Is that a bad guess?
I think it's a pretty good guess.
Well, what do you think the world will be like in a second term?
With a president in a second term?
I know what it would be like if we let her in.
Oh, really?
That ain't good.
Miserable track record.
Appalling track record.
No policies to speak out.
In the border, right?
And she's got the IQ of a fenced pussy.
Ha ha ha!
Ah!
Isn't it grand, ladies and gentlemen?
Isn't it grand?
Isn't it grand?
I'm going to break into Sending the Clowns.
It's wonderful.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Well, my friends, we're going to see what happens later on.
We will peruse the Joe Rogan piece.
It remains fascinating.
I love this immensely.
Let me say to you two, Blake Norman and Jerome Delafose, Nelson A., Jonathan Kiner.
We thank you.
Lori Cuck.
Lori, you were superb.
I thought you were saying before, if I were the devil.
Anyway, you got me there, young lady.
Evan Webb, thank you, sir.
Johnny Mazzis-Bazz, we love you.
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Mr. Conner again, Crypto Domini.
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Social writer, Bryzen Himura.
JTE, Mr. Keen, thank you so much.
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CR, you're the best, dear lady.
JTE again, Brad Rung.
We love you, Braddy.
Leslie Watson, Deb Kemp, everyone.
Kelly McKinnon, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Immensely.
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All right, dear friends.
We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
We're going to do one tomorrow because I'll be a little busy.
So, morning, we're going to do our live version.
Have a great evening.
Thank you again for being with us.
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Don't forget, the monkey's dead.
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