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Aug. 21, 2024 - Lionel Nation

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DNC2024 Opens to Snores and Bores: Incoherent Pops Gets the Hook and AOC Trying Out Her New Accent

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	I want to talk about something to you, with you right now, that you are not going to like, but I'm going to say it anyway, and it's what we have to discuss.
	And I was going to, I already had my stuff planned this morning, and then yesterday, I kind of stopped.
	I'm going to tell you something right now.
	I didn't watch a second of any of that convention.
	None of it.
	Not one second.
	Not the coverage.
	Not Biden.
	Not AOC's funny accent.
	Not Jill.
	Not Hillary.
	Not the protests.
	Didn't want to watch Grey Gut Bucket.
	Everybody using the same thing.
	Because yesterday and last evening, I've been telling you something which I have been saying to you repeatedly.
	The thing that scares me the most, that which keeps me up at night, so to speak, is the actual process and processes of the voting.
	Now, I told you that Watley and...
	Lara Trump, I don't know about Wadley, but Lara Trump, I know, has absolutely no business being in charge of anything.
	She is there because of her wanting to be some kind of a movie star or a beauty queen or something.
	And I'm sorry, I hate for people to hear this, but it's true.
	And I'm so sick of these judrools who spend my time, my effort, my dreams, My hope capital wasting their time with this foolishness.
	And I have no time for this.
	And I said, what about the voting?
	Did we clear the voting?
	Have we made sure we have the voting under wraps?
	What are we doing about that?
	Are we going to use the actual illegals themselves?
	That was a difficult thing.
	That one never made sense to me.
	And I've thought about this.
	I always like to figure out how to break the system.
	Like, what's wrong with the system?
	Where is the weak point?
	How do you get the votes?
	Who's looking where?
	When you're doing...
	Sleight of hand, you get people to look the other way when you're doing something over here.
	And what I'm about to say is absolutely the most boring but the most critical.
	Let me tell you this one thing.
	I will vote right now.
	Bet everything.
	Bet everything.
	Listen to me carefully.
	That Trump loses.
	Loses.
	Unless you can answer one question for me.
	Now when you tell people this, they don't want to hear this.
	I have been explaining to you dear people that for the longest time people don't even want to know what the word communist means.
	So how do you think I'm going to get them to explain And to delve into and deep dive into the arcane and rather boring world of voter ballot harvesting and absentees and NGOs and swing states.
	Most Americans have no idea about electoral votes.
	Nothing.
	They have this idea of who's right and who's wrong.
	And Joe's old.
	And Kemala.
	And Tampon Timmy.
	Went to buy Doritos at a store.
	And they're interested.
	That's the sleight of hand thing.
	But in terms of how the money is kept.
	See, let me back up.
	I love one of my favorite, favorite hobbies.
	What I can watch for hours is, of course, arrest videos because I learned so much about human behavior.
	Seriously.
	It gives me an idea of where we're going because I'm watching the way the clouds.
	And then the crowds, rather.
	You know, Le Bon and the murmurations.
	It tells me kind of where things are going.
	New phrases.
	Literally, bro.
	But I also like magic.
	Magic is one of the most incredible things I love to watch.
	Magic.
	I don't even care about the magic.
	I want to know about the trick.
	Somebody says, hey, you can have this plastic thumb you put in here and you go like this and then you put the plastic thumb on this thumb.
	And they go, where'd it go?
	It's in the plastic thumb.
	But they're not thinking about looking for a plastic thumb.
	Am I getting anywhere?
	Okay.
	Let me get down to brass tacks.
	Listen to me carefully.
	This election is going to be decided, they say, by roughly 15 counties, 7 swing states, and mail-in ballots.
	From ineligible locations.
	What?
	Lara Trump, Michael Watley, have no technology, strategy, or any idea how to stop mail-in ballots entering the system.
	There are states that will be decided by less than 40,000 votes.
	Think about a vote as a ballot.
	40,000.
	Each state, each of the swing states has about a half a million excuse me, a half a million they have about a half a million Maryland and Pennsylvania about a million and a half.
	What am I getting at?
	See, you can talk about AOC's voice all you want.
	You can talk about Joe Biden went on late last night.
	Joe Biden had to be taken off.
	Joe Biden had to be...
	He was rambling.
	He said, we're doing our best to stop illegal immigration or start illegal...
	Whatever it is.
	And you can focus on this.
	And they want you to focus.
	On these things that don't matter, it's like that thumb.
	It's like the way David Blaine would stick a needle through people.
	He'd put a piece of scotch tape and things like that.
	It's that little thing.
	It's the system.
	But Lara Trump, I'll bet.
	Please, Lara, prove me wrong.
	I will go anywhere you want, and I'll wear a sandwich board apologizing to you and the GOP if you're doing this.
	But who secures the vote?
	When you go into a supervisor of elections office, they are not going to want to talk to you because their job is at stake.
	They're not going to say, tell me how I'm screwing up.
	Do you understand what I'm saying?
	You know what?
	This is so funny.
	Johnny Ballgame writes the same thing.
	He says, nobody uses the mail except to vote.
	Johnny?
	You're absolutely right, my friend.
	Absolutely right.
	Edie Crawley says, the Trojan horse is already in.
	Oh, it's beyond that, honey.
	But listen to what he's saying right now.
	It's very simple.
	If you went to any of these states, any of these counties and say, can I talk to the main person?
	They're going to say, I'm not going to talk to you because you're telling me I don't know what I'm doing.
	And I'm not going to expose my own fraud.
	And I'm not going to do anything I can to basically...
	Have you replaced me for not having known what you do?
	Okay.
	So what do we say?
	Remember what I'm saying right now.
	This is critical.
	Fifteen counties in seven swing states.
	That's it.
	And you know what's even better?
	This is even more intuitive.
	It doesn't involve illegals at all.
	It doesn't involve illegals at all.
	It's the weirdest thing in the world.
	It doesn't involve it.
	Let me go back.
	Mail-in ballots are the way to go.
	Not these people that, bless his heart, you know, we love him.
	He's been a very good friend to me, Dinesh D'Souza.
	He's been very kind to me, and I think the world of him.
	And he did a great document about how people are coming in and they're dumping these ballots.
	These are actual ballots of people who were there.
	For example, if you went into, you know, Precinct 7 in Philly, they would have this vote, and then, you know, this vote, they've got, oh, one for Biden, oh, one for, or one for Hillary at the time, oh, here's one for Trump, oh, here's one for Biden.
	And they would say, instead of saying, hey, listen, we have to get rid of these votes.
	Either we destroy the Trump votes, or we bring in a bunch of Biden votes.
	And sometimes the numbers don't really match.
	That's weird.
	See, you've got a problem with that.
	You've got a problem with that.
	You've got the strangest thing because all of a sudden you're saying, wait a minute, why did this voter roll, why did precinct 8 or whatever, you've got 75,000 registered voters.
	How come you 100,000 people showed up to vote?
	You can't do that.
	That's fraud.
	See what I'm saying?
	You can't just go in all of a sudden and say, I've got 10,000 more.
	These are Biden ballots.
	Here, count these.
	And you can say, no, we've hit the mark.
	We're already 50,000 over.
	Do you see what I'm saying?
	Does that make sense to you?
	So here's what they do.
	You need to find out who are on these rolls.
	Has anybody looked at the information?
	Has anybody looked at the information?
	Has anybody seen this?
	Has anybody looked at how this is done?
	Anybody?
	How do you analyze this?
	You've got to have a system that is able to go through it at lightning-fast speed.
	Here's what they'll do.
	All of a sudden, they find out that there is an address, 123 Main Street.
	In Peaksville, Pennsylvania, I just made that up.
	123 Main Street.
	In Peaksville, that's one address.
	There are 20, 30 people registered to vote there.
	Their names may or may not exist.
	Eddie Lipschitz.
	Margot Lipschitz.
	Thiebaud Lipschitz, Demetrius Svitkin, I don't know who they are.
	They're their names.
	That name is on that ballot, at that address, and it's been there for 25 years.
	There are students, theoretically, signed up as college students in some place.
	They've been on the rolls for 25 years as a college student in this place.
	This one's an abandoned house.
	This address, 123 Main Street in Peaksville, is an abandoned house.
	418 whatever is a gas station.
	325 Monroe Street is a Walmart.
	What is this?
	Where are all these going?
	Organizations know where they're going.
	Send them out.
	Absolute, absolute legit.
	123 Main Street.
	Eddie, go get the mail.
	I got the mail.
	You got them?
	I got them right here.
	There's 100.
	Let's say 100.
	Let's just make it easy.
	10, 20. Doesn't really matter.
	You don't need to be greedy.
	But you just get them.
	I've got 100.
	100 ballots.
	Blank.
	To these people on the voter rolls.
	You don't want to go back and purge the voter rolls.
	You don't want to go back and say, hey.
	This guy, Eddie Splitkin, isn't real.
	Well, wait a minute.
	That doesn't work.
	But if you use other forms of analysis, you can say you've got 35 people at the same address.
	You do it backwards.
	But that involves going and exposing to a secretary of state, to a supervisor of elections, that their system never accounted for that.
	So they're not going to want to talk to you, and they don't really care.
	They don't care.
	Streaming analytics says a great move for Trump would be if they ever debate or interact to seriously offer her a cabinet position once she has been adopting his policy one by one.
	Streaming, great.
	Not if she wins.
	Not if she wins.
	Do you understand what I'm saying?
	Unless they can tell me they've corrected this, he's going to lose.
	Not because he's not the best candidate.
	Not because he doesn't have ideas.
	But as we know, NGOs, foreign votes, they are absolutely ready to go.
	And I'm going to say this again.
	It doesn't have to look real bad.
	These are 15 counties in seven swing states.
	And in some states, it'll be 40,000 votes.
	Think ballot.
	Don't think votes.
	Think ballot.
	40,000.
	That's it.
	It's nothing.
	I can get them right now.
	I can tell you right now, as we speak, and remember, the idea is very, very simple.
	Those numbers are already on the ballot.
	Those people are registered to vote.
	If you have a 100% turnout, I mean, I'm not going to get that necessarily, but I'm telling you, they can do this by using This, not technology, but this very simple thing.
	It's like having the plastic thumb.
	So you go here, you go there, you go to the Walmart, you have somebody who picks up the boxes, picks up the votes, picks up the ballots, and they sit there and they fill them all out, and they mail them in.
	And you open November 1, Demetrius Blitkin, 123 Main Street.
	There it is.
	Kamala Harris, open the second one.
	Ramona Lipschitz, 123 Main Street.
	Now nobody's going to say, wait a minute.
	Is that the same?
	No, because you need some type of analysis or some type of system that deliberately looks for it.
	And you also have to look for a system that deliberately wants to find how this system is obsolete and how incompetent the supervisor of election or secretary of state is, and you're not going to find that.
	RNC says they have 500 lawyers, 100,000 poll workers, Kirk recruiting the youth.
	Good!
	Anything else?
	Called my local RNC last week, was told they are creating a plan.
	BS.
	Thank you, Greg.
	Here's the problem.
	Ask Charlie Kirk.
	Charlie, what about the absentee voters?
	What about those?
	You got that taken care of, Charlie?
	And by the way, to an extent, I think Charlie's full of it, but at least he's doing something.
	At least he's trying.
	At least he's engaged in something.
	At least he's trying something.
	But in any event, that's good.
	You watch those polls, Charlie.
	You watch them.
	Courts refuse to act on bad ballots after the election.
	Remember, Kevin, it's not necessarily a bad ballot.
	It's a bad system.
	And thank you, sir.
	The courts are not going to find out an inefficient system.
	The court's not going to go and do your job for you.
	The court's not going to say, no, wait a minute.
	This was negligent.
	No.
	If there's fraud, you've got to prove it.
	You've got to go ahead and do it.
	Then maybe good luck with you.
	Then maybe.
	So last night when all this stuff is going on and we're talking about this, I'm thinking to myself, so let me just go through it.
	You've got 50 boxes and they dump out these ballots, these mail-in ballots, and they look legit.
	Count them all.
	But nobody notices that out of this stack, you've got 50 votes.
	All going, interesting, all going to Kamala from 123 Main Street in Peaksville, which is an abandoned house.
	But they're all there and all signed.
	There it is.
	And you don't need illegals for this, which makes me wonder, wow, these illegals had to come in just for the...
	My God, they brought the illegals in just for nothing.
	They just want to destroy the country.
	I thought for sure they'd be involved in, I mean, maybe, in voting, but...
	Think about this.
	If I'm going to sit here, I'm going to say, wait a minute, you want me to do, what would these people, talk about herding cats, you want me to find these people?
	Yeah, all these folks that we let in, we want them to vote.
	Wait a minute, I've got to get them registered to vote to do what now?
	I never understood that one.
	I thought maybe there might have been some kind of legislation or something that provides for some kind of a proxy vote.
	So, all of this can be done right now.
	Now, there are Companies.
	It's all over the internet.
	Companies you cannot believe.
	What do I mean by that?
	This is where Trump...
	And now, we could theoretically go to Mar-a-Lago, knock on the door, and he says, come on in.
	And he says, I know all about this.
	We're taking care of it.
	Thank you, sir.
	We can get in our car and go.
	I don't think he's going to say that.
	Because what Trump always fancies himself about are the specifics.
	He loves the specifics.
	He loves little things that are important.
	I want to say something.
	I have been very neglectful and very rude and very horrible in my forgetting about one thing.
	And I want everybody right now, you want to vote for something?
	Vote for freedom?
	Vote for my good friend, Mike Lindell, and my pillow.
	I want to say this.
	Every time, drive on Route 3. Drive-through.
	You know who you are?
	I'm going to Stu Leonard.
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	And that's what first took on Mike Lindell.
	They're empties now.
	Now it's a Burlington Coat factory or something.
	They're out of business.
	Mike Lindell's still going.
	They tried everything in their power to crush this man.
	Everything in their power.
	Everything.
	Everything to crush him.
	He is in power.
	He's doing better than ever.
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	A lot of times people say, are they really that good?
	Well, yeah.
	No, seriously, are they really that good?
	Yes, they're that good.
	Are you just saying that?
	I'm not just saying it.
	You'll see.
	Let me see.
	Wow, cool.
	Ozzy here says, me and my Darrow mates doing our bit of freedom from tyranny.
	One dodgy Oz vote at a time.
	See y 'all soon.
	I like that.
	Me and my Darrow mates.
	Darrow.
	What is Darrow?
	I'm thinking Darugare.
	That would be a bad pun.
	Thank you for that.
	Derringer.
	Derogatory.
	Darrow.
	Is that one of your phrases?
	Let me see this.
	What does this mean?
	This is going to drive me crazy.
	Darrow.
	Forgotten realms.
	Darrow is a slang Australian term for disheveled and unkempt person.
	Synonymous with the American term.
	Wino.
	Oh, derelict.
	Interesting.
	Darrow.
	You know, I never heard that phrase in my life until now, and I thank you for that.
	Seriously.
	I love learning new words, and that is a new one for me.
	So thank you.
	So let's go back to this one again.
	Let's go back.
	This is what I'm afraid of.
	I just can't watch this stuff.
	I want to know what they're doing.
	You can have programs, you can have means of looking at voter rolls and saying...
	All of this is subject to private government.
	This is all subject to public analysis.
	You can see how they changed greatly.
	Carrie Lake had this happen to her.
	There are NGOs and groups funded by everybody, whether it's Soros, whether it's China, who knows?
	But nobody's looking.
	Look, let me explain this again to you.
	Let me explain this again.
	Nobody is going to investigate a job or a situation that would expose them as not being able to do their job.
	You don't need turnouts.
	Whenever I see, and I'm sorry to say this, but you're an adult and you've got to take this.
	Whenever I see people with long lines, look at the turnout for President Trump.
	Look!
	Look at the love.
	Look at the momentum.
	Joe Biden, 81 millions.
	Do we never learn?
	I talk about monkeypox to people.
	I'm saying, do you remember what we went through before?
	Do we never learn?
	Do we never learn?
	Now, of course, if I went on the Fox at Five group and talked to Gutbucket or whoever these other people were, they would look at me and they'd say, this is not what we want to do because we want to just make fun of people.
	They'd say, good, you make fun of people.
	And that's why whenever you see Kemala with that smug look on her face, and they would probably never tell her, they would say, Madam President, Plausible deniability.
	You and Doug will know nothing about this.
	You will have no idea.
	But let me tell you something.
	There is an abandoned house or a vacant lot in maybe a hollowed out, burned out in Kensington that had 50 people who lived there vote for When these things come in, they don't purge voter rolls.
	Nobody goes back and says, how come we have 150 people voting from a mall parking lot?
	If you look at the GPS and say, where is this?
	What is this address?
	I don't know.
	It's presumed to be okay.
	Let me say this again.
	There are people who went, they're on voter rolls, and they're there for the longest time.
	They went to a university, maybe it's a university town.
	Maybe somebody went there and was at the University of Wilmington.
	And when they were, they're still there.
	He's 75 years old and still voting.
	Nobody's checking this.
	They don't purge anything.
	And as our good friend Johnny, I believe, says, we don't use the mail anymore, except, seriously, when was the last, when do we ever mail?
	When?
	A thank you note?
	My wife is the only one who writes thank you.
	Christmas cards?
	Thank you.
	She has a thank you note.
	Thank you.
	That's it.
	When do you mail something?
	I have not written a check in I don't know how many years.
	I don't do any banking.
	I don't have a checkbook.
	I don't mail anything.
	Every now and then we'll go into the we go to this one very famous it's really interesting it's the Radio City Post office on 52nd Street.
	Box 223, Radio City.
	Box 123, Radio City.
	Radio City Station.
	There's a Radio City Station.
	It's still there.
	And we go there and we say, oh, can we get the forever stand?
	They don't have our stand.
	And it's like, what is this?
	Is this gutted?
	We don't mail, but yet mail-in votes.
	Who checks these things out?
	I don't know.
	And they're going to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, Larry Trump, yeah, put the lip plumper down for a moment.
	Did you know about this?
	I don't know.
	Do you know anything about this?
	No.
	Does Trump know about this?
	See, Trump loves the little things.
	David Mewdry says, it's not just a carrot and stick promise.
	Why can't Biden take communist taxes off tips right now?
	They can do that.
	And by the way, David, thank you.
	You know we've been saying that for the longest time.
	Not only that, everything, two things, and you're right about this.
	Why can't they do the carrot and the, they just say right now?
	They can do anything they want about Palestine.
	They can do whatever they want about this.
	They can do whatever they want about guns.
	When they're talking about gun violence, gun violence, what have they done to stop gun violence?
	That's the issue.
	We know that.
	But here's the best part.
	They're telling you, F you, David Mugry.
	I've got all the absentee votes.
	I don't care about that.
	I don't care about that.
	Let me tell you again.
	Fifteen counties, seven swing states, 40,000 votes per whatever.
	That's all I care about.
	Mail-in ballots from ineligible locations.
	Larry Trump's got no technology, no strategy, no plan to stop mail-in ballots from entering the system.
	And they will tell you.
	They will say, be my guest.
	So, David, sit down.
	What?
	Be my guest.
	Count these.
	Okay.
	Geraldine, bring out the things.
	Yeah.
	David, here are all the mail-in ballots.
	You want to count them?
	Count them.
	Here they are.
	Count them.
	Each one of these checked up.
	Here's one, Dmitry Shplitkin.
	That's it.
	There's only one Dmitry Shplitkin.
	And there he is on that address.
	Yep, he voted for Trump.
	Who is he?
	I don't know who he is.
	How old is he?
	I don't know.
	We're not supposed to ask that.
	We don't have time for that.
	Now let me ask you something.
	If you're a hedge fund corporation, if you're eBay, if you're Amazon, if you're...
	Anything involving fraud, you can have systems that will immediately determine and diagnose fraudulent problems in the chain, so to speak, immediately.
	Do you hear what I'm saying?
	They know this.
	There are more...
	Every year, we are the...
	I'm a SAG member.
	And we get our screeners.
	Or we get to see the movies.
	Which is funny, we've already seen them.
	But anyway, in the old days you'd get this DVD.
	And you can vote.
	And you get a number.
	And you've got to send it back in.
	And if you don't, they've got ways.
	The Publishers Clearinghouse has internal ways of figuring Sometimes it's the only one contestant per household.
	They can use quantum computing and fly through, but nobody's doing that.
	Why?
	I'm going to say it again.
	If somebody from the Georgia Supervisor of Elections Office or Secretary of State is not going to hire you to come in and prove they don't know what they're doing.
	So let me tell you something.
	I don't know what you're supposed to do.
	You may never watch me again and say, you know what, I can't watch this guy.
	Why?
	Because I was so happy.
	We had this thing last night.
	I thought for sure he'd say, Trump's going to win because Biden was so terrible.
	Biden made mistakes.
	Biden said, Kamala and I are trying to increase illegals.
	Hillary was there.
	They had to cut him loose because he was doing word salad and becoming unemotional.
	AOC has a brand new voice.
	We could talk about that.
	That's what most political analysis is about.
	It's like children just making fun.
	And it's fun, don't get me wrong.
	Ryan says Axelrod threw cold water yesterday on Dem voters' excitement saying, at hell today, Trump likely win.
	Why is he hedging?
	Wonder that.
	Wonder what those internal poll numbers are telling him.
	Ryan, I would also tell him, make sure you folks go out.
	Hey, do me a favor.
	Yeah, David, hi.
	Listen.
	Someone so wanted to tell me to tell you, yeah.
	Throw in caution.
	Be the turd in the punch bowl.
	You know what I mean?
	Don't act like the cat's in the bag.
	You got what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, right.
	Good.
	Carville, yeah.
	Same thing with you.
	Got it.
	Got it.
	Now, this has been going on for years.
	This has been going on.
	But every time I see that Laura Trump, my blood boils.
	I'm going to say, look, honey, I don't care what you want to do.
	If you want to be a beauty queen or you and Ivanka, I don't care.
	I don't know you.
	I don't want to know you.
	You mean nothing to me.
	But I can't believe that the president of the United States, and maybe he says, don't worry, I got it.
	Don't worry, we got a bunch of white hats.
	You know the white hats, the good guys from Spooks and Intel, the ones who work for Trump, the white hats have always been there.
	Trump is so OCD, they say.
	I know a lot of people who know him very, very well.
	He's so OCD, and so he loves specifics.
	Trump loves, you know his woman rank thing.
	It's the old story, but it just goes to show you his inherent genius.
	There is this essential park that was an ice skating rink.
	For the longest time, it was closed during the Ed Koch world.
	They couldn't figure out how to spend millions of dollars.
	We can't fix it.
	People aren't going to get things done.
	When getting things done is going to cost them money.
	That's why there's no reason why we have...
	The potholes in this area are the most...
	You can't believe the potholes, the road conditions.
	Where the infrastructure is, we don't know.
	But anyway, because once there are ways in Europe, once you fix a pothole, it's good for life.
	But you're not going to make any money that way.
	You have to have planned obsolescence.
	So anyway, so Trump found out that this ice skating rink, they couldn't get it fixed.
	He said, I'll do it.
	And he said he'd pay for it.
	He'll do whatever it was.
	I don't know.
	And like record time, he picks up the phone because he thinks, he goes, what would I do?
	He says, it's a skating rink.
	It's a skating rink.
	You know what?
	I'm going to call my buddy who runs the garden.
	He said, listen, you have ice skating, obviously.
	You have hockey games.
	You have the Rangers.
	Who do I talk to about that?
	Oh, talk to Eddie Shplipkin.
	Okay.
	He's in charge of this.
	Eddie?
	Yeah.
	How do you get this?
	I say, oh, talk to...
	Oh, no, he called somebody who owned a hockey team.
	Oh, you want to use rubber hoses versus this?
	Oh, we do it every week.
	Can you look at this for me?
	Sure.
	He goes, oh, that's easy.
	And he fixed a woman ring like that for like none of the money and all of these unions and all of these...
	These people in this city who were milking this and costing millions of dollars, he got it done immediately.
	And Trump loves that.
	Trump loves, he would talk about how, he says, I buy every week at this hotel pillows.
	I buy more pillows and more TVs and more hair dryers.
	And you can imagine, I want to make sure, what hair dryer are we getting?
	Can we buy them for less?
	And if we have a wall-mounted versus this, do they steal?
	Wall-mounted is better because they won't steal them.
	That's Trump.
	He's like OCD.
	He's like on the spectrum.
	I hate to use that term.
	I say that lovingly.
	When it comes to fastidious minutiae.
	Okay.
	If somebody sat in and told him this, do you think he knows this?
	Because I've been looking around and saying, tell me the trick.
	Tell me the trick.
	It's always easy.
	And it's not Occam's razor.
	And it got me so mad because these bastards are laughing at her.
	And Kamala's like this.
	And they told her, don't worry about it.
	They're not going to tell her how it's done.
	And you've got groups.
	You've got groups of people.
	You've got groups of people.
	We had, who was it?
	Maduro.
	Maduro wanted to send...
	Oh, he said, how does the United States dare send...
	Electrical observers to watch us when they have the most corrupt system there is.
	See, we're also, Americans are so stupid, we don't learn.
	Like when we have something where we just, either where we were burned or whatever, we don't learn.
	After COVID, nobody sat down and said, okay, we have to have an understanding here.
	What is and is not your right as an American citizen to object to or refuse a medical treatment or procedure?
	We didn't learn from that.
	None.
	Number two.
	Who are these people called Antifa?
	They were there yesterday.
	Number three.
	Did you hear all the pro-Jewish?
	They had the rabbi there.
	They're talking about Palestine.
	And you notice, don't be surprised if the protests are next to nothing.
	How could that be?
	Why would you want to have something that would embarrass the Democratic Party?
	So we'll see.
	That was only day one.
	That's what I want to see.
	The protesters Don't have a hair on their arse if they don't make this the biggest 100,000 plus peaceful protest.
	Bill Ayers was on with Amy Goodman talking about 1968 and Bernadine Dorn and all that.
	I mean, those guys were hardcore.
	You know...
	Not the Chicago 7, but...
	Anyway, do we have that today?
	I don't know.
	Maybe our protesters are children.
	Maybe they really don't have it.
	Maybe they're not deciding.
	Maybe they just want to walk around with their little silly sign.
	He goes, I'm a bi, femme, double queer, double spirit, unispirit, intersectional, bifusual.
	My pronouns are...
	Maybe that...
	I don't know.
	I'll let other people figure this one out because I'm watching this.
	But all yesterday, and all today, I'm thinking, he's going to lose this if nobody figures this one out.
	And nobody's talking about it.
	Nobody ever will, you just won't hear it.
	And they don't think of this.
	They don't, I, you know what you do, right?
	Remember, there was a show years ago.
	It was one of the best shows ever.
	And it was called...
	I don't know how to stop a thief.
	And they take these burglars.
	And they both told you how to prevent, but also they told you how to burglarize.
	And they were driving around neighborhoods.
	And they would say like, okay, during the week, nobody, he says, nobody, give me a van.
	Nobody ever cares.
	Pull up a van in front of a store.
	You don't have to have a coveralls audit.
	People do not look out the window and say, hey, is that?
	Is that old man Macklemore's house?
	There's a van there.
	There's somebody going in and he's carrying things in a box.
	You don't think he's a burglar, do we?
	Maybe we should call the police.
	He explained human nature.
	Nobody's looking out the window.
	Nobody's getting involved.
	And he always looks, this door's locked, but this window, bathroom windows are always open.
	And they go through this stuff and he just explains this.
	So you take a crook.
	To break the system.
	This guy, Frank Abagnale, remember him?
	Abagnale, catch me if you can.
	They would hire him to say, find the soft parts of our system.
	Same thing with casinos.
	Oh, there you go.
	All of the old casino thieves are now chief of security.
	They know everything.
	They know every trick.
	They can spot a dealer.
	Do you know, one of my favorites, when you have a restaurant, I don't know if they have them in your town, but in New York, if you have a bar, You hire this company and they'll see if your guys are cheating.
	They'll send in three people on various shifts.
	Nothing usual.
	They know what to do.
	They know exactly what to look for because those are thieves.
	They've been either caught or fired or they just know how restaurant workers and bartenders and waitresses pocket money and they know how to double systems, which system to put in.
	POS and blah, blah, blah.
	Point of service versus PSIP.
	Anyway.
	That's what I would be insisting upon.
	I would have done this years ago.
	Don't tell me they haven't done this.
	They know exactly how.
	These people have no souls.
	You can say, give me the people.
	Hire the people.
	That we tell them we want to steal, but we're actually going to use their system to double check.
	I'm not even saying that it's beyond Trump from doing it.
	Am I suggesting that we, whoever we are, should have our own system of ginning it?
	Am I suggesting that we should maybe not have our own ways of...
	I don't know.
	If the people...
	And this is important.
	If the people on the inside, if the people in the supervisor elections office and the Secretary of State, if they're not on board, that's a different story.
	Do you see what I'm saying?
	It's a different story.
	It's something real different.
	So let me just say this to you right now.
	And I'm sorry to do this.
	And all of these questions are great.
	And we can point out all of the...
	There was a woman last night who said that Donald Trump will weaponize the Department of Justice where he will go after people specifically who are...
	You know, what am I trying to say?
	Who are violating...
	And basically, it was a woman who actually said that Donald Trump would involve himself in lawfare.
	I mean, you can't believe this.
	And we could have spent hours talking about that.
	Jill Biden.
	I'm hearing stuff.
	You want to hear some good dirt?
	That they hate Gemala.
	Hate her.
	Personally.
	And that Jill is going to write Well, there's a lot of problem with it, because Jill probably has some criminal exposure there herself.
	But there is so much dirt on her that nobody likes Kamala.
	Nobody.
	Let me also tell you something last night.
	Let me also tell you something.
	And I'm going to tell you, and I'm going to say this to you, and you're going to go crazy.
	Do you know what they were thinking last night?
	They said it should have been Hillary.
	When Hillary came out, Hillary had more of a reaction than anybody.
	Hillary is a rock star among more people.
	She's like the seasoned type now.
	Remember when Bob Dole lost?
	And all of a sudden he came out, he did the Viagra commercials, he did the Pepsi commercials, Diet Pepsi or Diet Pepsi or something.
	And there was that little girl, and he was like, they said, who's this guy?
	He goes, that's Bob Dole.
	Did he always do this?
	He was funny.
	He was.
	I mean, he was the biggest.
	He made a fortune.
	They loved him in ads.
	Who is this?
	This is Bob Dole.
	Bob Dole?
	You know, and then later on, he was on with SNL with Norm MacDonald, who would do Bob Dole.
	Had a great sense of humor.
	A little bit of time.
	A little bit of distance.
	A little bit of kind of selective memory.
	And he's a different person.
	You watch Hillary Clinton.
	She doesn't make mistakes.
	She doesn't make...
	It's been a long time since people remember her.
	She knows the drill.
	She knows it.
	She satisfies the hardcore.
	She satisfies the newbies.
	And AOC, the good news of that, is such a child.
	She is absolutely...
	Now, remember, it doesn't mean she's out of the ballpark.
	I cannot believe how little she has improved.
	I cannot believe it.
	She acts as though it's a bad theater group of somebody saying, okay, Sandy, come here.
	Okay, in this scene, you're going to play a hyperactive, kind of over-the-top politician type that nobody really likes and who doesn't learn and is kind of a caricature.
	You got it?
	Raul says, Hillary looked stately last night.
	Raul?
	Don't tell people because people have this response.
	They say, I hate Hillary Clinton.
	They look at, they're so invested in politics.
	You have no idea how people are still emailing me.
	It's communism.
	It's not communism.
	Call it fascism.
	Call it Zoroastrian.
	Call it anarcho-syndicalism.
	You'd be just as wrong then, too.
	People...
	The internet and social media provide folks with the idea that their opinion is golden.
	And if they don't like your opinion, they go someplace else.
	And what most people on social media want to do is they want to be funny.
	That's all they want to do.
	They want to be funny.
	They want to be the first person to promote the meme, the first person to whatever it is.
	There's some wonderful, wonderful ideas.
	What's the difference between Dusty Saddles, between Stormy Daniels, and Kamala?
	I know you're going to laugh, but when she hooked up with Willie Brown and Montel and all this, what's the difference?
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	Jill Biden is, you know, this whole Lady Macbeth.
	I mean, all these Wonderful stories and references.
	But let me stop for a second and say, good, you got that out of your system?
	Great.
	Great.
	Let's go back.
	Let's go back.
	I am afraid that somebody is in some corner of the, I guess, the shadow government laughing their ass off saying, did you see these people?
	Did you see how they were acting?
	Oh, they were.
	I mean, we threw stuff at them, and they took all the bait.
	Remember when we had the trucks going in?
	And they said, look, you're hiring people.
	That kept them busy.
	Meanwhile, we're on the phone.
	You got the operation, you know, absentee ballot, ready to go.
	Position's ready?
	Ready to go.
	So what state's going to be?
	It's going to be Pennsylvania.
	It's going to be out of the...
	We got the numbers right now.
	We're looking at out of the 15 counties, we have them figured out.
	We'll go 16 maybe.
	We have the seven states figured out and we have the ballots.
	And right now, we can fix it as we speak.
	It's the most...
	In any other system, if I said to you, Figure something out.
	Let me show you something here.
	Demetrius Splitkin here has an absentee about his name.
	He's on 123 Main Street in Peaksville, Pennsylvania.
	He does not exist in any other voter rolls, property tax rolls, driver's license rolls, income tax, state, water bill.
	He doesn't exist.
	Except at this address.
	Huh?
	Lorenzo Splitkin over here and the other 12 people at 123 Main Street, they don't exist.
	Or, or, you know, James Edwards.
	Well, I don't know who that one is.
	But this James, there's only one James.
	You normally put it this way.
	Let's say, for example, let's take Emmy O'Dell.
	All right?
	Let's take Georgian, Texas.
	How about everybody?
	Debbie Dew.
	We'll get Debbie Dew, okay?
	And we say, now, Debbie Dew, and I've got, you can do this by, you know, quantum computing and fap.
	Debbie Dew.
	Debbie Dew does not exist in the state of Pennsylvania except at 123 Main Street along with 30 other people.
	I think something's wrong with Debbie Dew.
	I think we could not take Debbie Dew off the rolls, but that ballot.
	Listen carefully.
	That ballot we're going to take off.
	Because there's something wrong with the ballot.
	Not Debbie Dew.
	Not Johnny Ballgame.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	They're fine.
	But that ballot.
	Debbie Dew all of a sudden does not...
	There's no cross-reference here.
	And all of the people who...
	Imagine having computing so great, you could say, this one place is a parking lot.
	Why do 30 people live in a parking lot?
	And this woman here, and some of the names, you know.
	Right now, everybody speaking, you show up in different places, in Michigan or Georgia or wherever it is, you show up.
	Property taxes, but.
	There's record of you somewhere.
	All of this should not be done on August the 20th.
	Should have been done.
	They say the latest first of first week of August.
	Thank you.
	So, all I'm doing today is I'm just spending my days.
	You know what my research is?
	I'm looking at, and there's so much stuff here.
	People who were saying...
	Now, granted, you might say, well, they're just trying to sell you, you know, products.
	Yeah, okay.
	But I'm listening to the...
	I'm listening to the...
	I'm listening to the routine.
	You know, years ago, there was this old trick that was funny.
	Where you go to a newspaper stand, or you go to something at the airport where people were really acting crazy.
	He goes, hey, listen, do you have two fives for a ten year?
	And listen, out of that 10, would you take out for this gum and this newspaper?
	Yeah.
	Keep the change.
	Okay, thanks.
	And you walk away.
	The guy's putting money.
	And there was no money exchange.
	But the way you do it is so fast.
	You're saying this, you know, give me two 10s for five.
	I love that stuff.
	I love the con.
	I love sleight of hand.
	I like taking a system that is so easy, so simple, so obvious, so perfect.
	My mother always told this story about how her first job ever was she was in a Sears store.
	And these guys walked in and they took a canoe.
	They had like coveralls.
	I don't know why.
	They took this canoe and they walked right out.
	And nobody stopped them because they just looked like they know.
	Have you ever been in a store before and you pick up something and you walk out with it?
	And you walk out and you go, oh God!
	I walked out with it!
	And you're walking around with this thing in your hand.
	And nobody noticed because you were so cool.
	One time, Mrs. L and I were at a Dollar Tree on Bloomfield Avenue.
	Not exactly fellatio, but it was nice.
	It was Christmas time.
	What was it that I walked out with?
	I had this, yeah, I walked out with a scotch tape dispenser.
	I called it scotch tape.
	It's not adhesive, it's scotch tape.
	Xerox.
	And I walked out and I said, oh no.
	Oh, no.
	I gotta go by.
	I gotta go back.
	I go, oh, look at that line.
	Oh, no.
	But I've gotta do it.
	Because if it says, beloved internet legal media analyst Uncle Lenny arrested on Bloomfield Avenue in New Jersey at a dollar's...
	For stealing a...
	I mean...
	So I had to walk back to pay for it.
	Because I thought I'm not going to take any chances.
	If I'm going to steal something, okay, maybe.
	If I'm not going to steal this, and I'm not going to be ruined...
	Anyway, so I'm standing there.
	I thought to myself, oh my God.
	Nobody would let me in because they're all buying.
	Each of their banks, you know, why am I special?
	But as I was standing there, I kept thinking to myself, I must have just looked so...
	It was so obvious.
	You just walk right out.
	All these other people are doing this.
	And I like to watch YouTube videos of people trying to stick steaks and food down there.
	I mean, it's...
	But sometimes it's the system that's the most easy.
	Then I want you to understand something.
	I'm not doing this because this is fun.
	I'm just going to...
	We'll just get together every day and we'll just make fun of everybody.
	No, I want to win.
	If these people win, if they steal this, fair and square, If all of a sudden, she says, I don't know.
	If NGOs, if brilliant people have already lined up all of these ballots, all of these safe houses, not ballot harvesting, but just, I collect the mail there.
	And they're all going to go back.
	And little Forsyth County in Michigan or something, all of a sudden has a Incredible voter turnout for Kamala.
	And if the number's going to say, well, there were absentee ballots, and nobody's going to say, well, how come the signatures are the same?
	Nobody's going to do that.
	When Lyndon Johnson, Lyndon Johnson was the worst vote stealer ever.
	When he ran against, was it Koch-Stevenson?
	He had the same The same signatures.
	One after another.
	It was so obvious.
	This is nothing new.
	Stalin is purported to be the author of the statement that says, I don't care who wins the election.
	I don't care what your plans are or what your programs are.
	I just want to know the person.
	I want to be the one who counts the ballots.
	That's what scares me.
	So we're going to do this again tonight.
	But I want you to be informed.
	I want you to be smart.
	I want you to look at this.
	I want you to read this.
	I want you to pay attention.
	Nobody seems to be talking about this.
	Nobody seems to care about this.
	Nobody seems to be thinking about, do you really want to just, do you really care about Trump winning?
	A.D. says, what about the too big to rig?
	Well, put it this way, before, before, It might have been too big to raise.
	I don't even know if that has any bearing anymore.
	But Trump was destroying Biden.
	I mean, he had double-digit.
	I mean, it was out of this world.
	And now, one of the reasons, E.D., that I think people are promoting this, one of the reasons why the organized apparatchik left is seeing this over and over and over and over and over again about she's doing great, is that People aren't going to question it.
	Same thing with Hillary.
	Hillary was...
	Maybe the reason why Hillary was an election denier is they said, you told me I had it.
	I know.
	How did he win?
	I don't know.
	So, that's what I care about.
	That's the bottom line.
	That is it.
	I want to say one more thing to you.
	And it's one of those...
	I told you years ago when I...
	When I first started this, I said, there's two things.
	Well, first of all, I like my pillow.
	I just love them.
	But I said, but there's something which I think is the most important thing in the world.
	And that is the idea of emergency food.
	And I kept thinking to myself, when are people going to realize that you need emergency food or else you've got huge, huge problems?
	When are people going to realize that this is something that It's not a joke.
	Remember when they were called preppers?
	By the way, it's preparewithlionel.com.
	Right now, they've got a deal.
	A three-month emergency food kit.
	You save 300 bucks.
	You get it?
	You put it in your garage or your closet.
	It's good for 25 years.
	And I hope to God, you never need it.
	But if something happens, or if all of a sudden you say, oh my God, it's all shut down now.
	It's all shut down.
	You know, we had more disasters.
	The other night, it was It hurricane here, apparently.
	In Connecticut, there were people who just were, I mean, devastated.
	It takes the slightest little hiccup, either controlled or accidental, to affect food chains, supply chains, and the like.
	PrepareWithLionel.com.
	Go there and look at this deal.
	Just look at this link right there.
	PrepareWithLionel.com.
	PrepareWithLionel.com.
	It's that simple.
	It's that simple.
	And nobody's going to beg you to do it.
	Nobody's going to say, you're going to have to do it.
	Just look and see how these people have taken such great efforts to make emergency food effective and available.
	And they also, by the way, was interesting to know, which I find fascinating.
	People have this idea that, well, you know, I'll never forget this.
	Somebody said, well, I have a fishing pole.
	And I said, during an actual...
	Shelter in place.
	Remember, shelter in place was originally used whenever there was a gas leak or some kind of radiation where you had to stay at home and you couldn't leave.
	Somebody actually emailed me and said, I have a fishing pole.
	And I thought to myself, they just don't get it.
	It's this hubris.
	I don't need it.
	Well, I've got a dehydrator.
	I've got desiccated banana chips.
	In my pantry, and we have, I canned some beets, and we've got a lot of pasta sauce.
	People always, can always challenge it.
	The other day when I said, I said, please, do yourself a favor.
	Find out, and it's very interesting, find out the difference between capitalism and communism.
	Well, I'm not.
	But Kamala is a communist.
	She's not a communist.
	No, she's, no, she's, I'm telling you.
	The communists would say, no, no, we're communists.
	She's not.
	I never thought I'd spend so much time fighting people theoretically on my side.
	It's always been like that.
	I've tried to be the town crier, whether it's that thing that happened on the 11th day of the 9th month, 23 years ago, or 23 years ago, yes.
	I've always met with With opposition, not by the other side, but by people supposedly I'm on the same side.
	They just always fight me because people think they're just smarter.
	Don't tell me that.
	I knew that.
	I knew about absentee voting.
	No, you didn't.
	No, don't worry about that.
	No, that's okay.
	Charlie Kirk's got observers.
	What's Charlie Kirk going to do?
	How does Charlie Kirk affect ballot harvesting?
	Well, he's going to...
	Charlie Kirk is...
	It's about Charlie Kirk.
	Bless his heart, it's the American way.
	Anything to get his name out there, he's going to be the savior.
	And that's fine.
	And I love it.
	Good for you, Charlie.
	Good for you.
	But with all due respect, you're not going to be able to do anything to protect.
	Because what I'm talking about, you need massive computing skills to be able to cross-reference.
	And this should have been done from the get-go.
	I've said enough.
	I've said enough.
	Mrs. L. Came up with a new figure that blew my mind.
	What was it, 1 in 17?
	1 in 17 kids.
	1 in 17 have been exposed to sextortion, meaning when somebody will take a picture or an image of them that they've either volunteered or they've stolen, and they use it against them.
	As extortion.
	And when you tell people that, they say, oh no, not my kid.
	By the way, this is Mrs. L's YouTube channel and X or Twitter channel.
	Our good friend Evan Webb says, stop talking about communism, bro.
	Seriously.
	No, literally.
	Literally.
	Not seriously.
	Literally.
	When we talk about that, We one time had these really snooty parents, and Mrs. L had done a presentation on TikTok, and they said, well, our daughter, our daughter wouldn't do this.
	You fool.
	Mrs. L was on a TV, well, kind of a show, and she was on with all these experts, and she says, by the way, oh, she has a boyfriend.
	Kid walks away.
	I said, what?
	It goes on, a kid has a boyfriend.
	Yeah, the kid was voluntarily...
	No, no, this was foul play.
	No, I might have been foul play ultimately, but no, no, she just...
	And she was right.
	But they fight her because her version is inconsistent with their version of reality.
	And this goes on all the time.
	This is one of those things that just...
	Believe me, I've tried this forever.
	People have this idea that when you challenge a narrative...
	Or a planned version of reality, they get very upset with them.
	Very, very upset.
	So, our good friend Evan Webb, thank you.
	Edie, we love you.
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	Spend your day today.
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