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Aug. 21, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Demoncrats and Que Mala Will Do to America What They Did to Pops Biden
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I'm not sure.
I don't know what country I'm in.
I don't know what parallel universe I'm in.
I don't know what has happened to me.
I think I must have fallen asleep, been in a coma, and have awakened during a time when...
Nothing makes sense to me.
And it must be me.
I live in a world of...
Remember the great line from Full Metal Jacket?
I live in a world of...
This is insanity.
I don't think I can explain this any better than telling you...
Precisely what it is.
This is insanity.
I mean, you're probably so used to it yourself, you don't notice these things.
I was texting with a friend of mine, and there are people, and there are people that I know.
Maybe you know them.
These are people who are very, very successful in their businesses.
Some of them retired.
These are not children.
I mean, very, very successful, very smart, very business savvy, respected members of the community who don't understand that Gemala is a blithering idiot and is unable to, number one, is unable to run anything.
And will not run anything and will be given instructions as to what to do.
She is an idiot.
I know that may sound cruel, but it's true.
There used to be actual terms that in the old days were idiot versus moron.
I think moron was an actual...
It was an actual term that was used, moron.
I really like that.
Mrs. Johnson, Timmy's a moron.
Well, I knew it.
Now, I don't know where to begin.
I don't know where to start.
I don't know where to pick up.
I don't know where to begin.
But I've got some clips for you today and some observations.
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Do you understand this?
Do you understand this?
I cannot believe this is my country, this is my world.
I cannot believe it.
Do you understand this?
Now, I want to start with something that absolutely And this has nothing to do.
This has nothing to do.
But the idea is judgment.
I, and again, I just have to get this out of the way.
I despise from the very essence, from the interstitial foundation of my soul, I despise Bill Maher.
Despise him at levels and at a level you cannot put into words.
I don't know by what rule this demented fool, and by the by, Crypto Daniels says, excellent telltale earlier, Uncle Lenny.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
We'll talk more about that.
I appreciate that.
Be careful in Chi-Town.
But I just want you to watch this and ask yourself, what went through this man's mind when he talked to these two little girls about this?
What is he thinking and why does he not understand what this looks like?
This is this Hollywood demented world.
Watch this and tell me, ask yourself, what is the matter with this?
You're interested in like...
Climate change.
So you start looking on that.
That's a big issue.
I mean, your kids are worried about it for a good reason.
Okay, climate.
It leads you to weather.
And you're looking up stuff about...
Look at their faces.
Look how innocent they are.
Look at them.
They're kind of scared.
They're talking to this guy.
He's looking down at them.
He has them positioned below him.
He is superior to them.
He is their elder.
Look at the look on their face.
Do they look happy?
Where are their parents?
Oh, it gets better.
The weather.
Then it leads you to Stormy Daniels.
All right, now you're into porn.
Now you're into a porn site.
What do you do?
I don't even know what to say.
A girl, what is he, 77 years old?
These kids are...
That's all.
I just want to start off with that.
That's all.
I just want to start off with that.
I can't.
I just don't know anymore.
I don't know.
I think we live in such filth.
Such utter filth.
Such...
What is the matter?
How does this work?
Now, if somebody says that's a crime, I don't think it's a crime.
I mean, it might be a crime in terms of our own phraseology, our own, you know what I mean?
But I don't think this is a crime.
But I think there's something very, very, very, very wrong.
Very wrong.
And I don't know how to put this anymore.
I don't know where to...
I don't know how to...
I don't know if the word is.
It absolutely positively made me just disgusted by this.
In any event.
But I digress.
I digress.
But this is where we are today.
This is where people are so...
Because kids are so marginalized.
They mean nothing to us.
We don't care about them.
We don't care what they see.
We don't care about what they think.
We just...
Enough.
I am sick.
Do me a favor.
As long as you live, pledge to me.
You will never watch him, listen to him, view him, mention his name, give him any moment of attention.
This is depraved.
And he doesn't understand it.
That's the best part.
If you sat down and said, what are you doing?
And who are the parents letting their two kids talk to this skeeve?
I digress.
Let's talk about President Trump, shall we?
On a lighter note.
This is one of these, the great Louis De Palma years ago from the show Taxi did this.
And it was a great moment when he went like, when he said like, I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you like, like when he, you know, like he, he has the final word, you know, he, I'll show you.
I remember that one time, who was it?
Louie was traveling in a cab.
He was a passenger.
And there was, the taxi driver says, oh, those are your kids?
I apparently have pictures of family.
Yeah, he goes, I've seen better looking mugs than a chimp act.
Never forget that line, as long as I live.
Listen carefully to this.
I'll try to translate, but listen to what the president does as he, as he comes back on this one.
Now, here's what's happening.
I think he's in, I think it was Howell, Michigan or something, and they're asking him, why are you here in a town And a place that somehow is associated with white supremacy, okay?
Now watch Trump's face.
He's listening.
And then you can see the epiphany light bulb go off in his head.
Now watch.
Oh, sees eyebrows and goes, oh, I got the answer.
Watch it.
He goes, oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who was here in 2021?
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
He doesn't understand how good he is.
He doesn't understand.
That doesn't mean he's going to win.
I'll get to that later.
But drop the mic indeed.
Okay?
This is a vicious world we're in.
And I want you to be ready for it.
Now understand also, this is the paquete named Kemala.
Who is running, who actually people think, seriously, they think she's really got something here.
It's, you know, when people think black men in small businesses...
Okay, here's when she's trying to be black.
Her blackness.
Her negritude.
Her blackness.
She's speaking now as an American, not just a president, but as a negress.
Somebody who is a soul sister number one.
Somebody who, granted, was always associated with being an Indian, but now is going to connect.
And she is trying so hard.
She finds this so uncomfortable.
She's trying to explain to this African-American chap the significance and the societal connectivity and importance of the...
Barbershop.
Telling this young man.
He doesn't know this.
She might have just looked this up on Wikipedia.
It's, you know, when people think black men and small businesses, it's not just a barbershop.
It's not just a barbershop.
See?
Now this guy's looking like, who are you?
She's speaking.
Like some white woman named Morgan at the country club who was trying so hard, who says, I know black men.
You see, the black men, many times folks believe that blacks cannot enjoy the status of entrepreneurship.
They're not merely into barbershops.
Don't you understand?
Exactly.
See how uncomfortable he was?
Watch this.
Look how uncomfortable he is.
Look at this.
It's not just a barbershop.
Exactly.
Right?
I convened.
Did you hear that?
She doesn't even know when she...
She's like Bill Maher.
They don't know what they're saying.
This is demeaning.
You're insulting him.
A group of 50 young, young, but you know, younger black men.
She's having so hard this story.
Half of it she's making up on this spot.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Can I have a witness?
Can I have an amen?
She's making this up.
On the spot.
I don't know when this was from or where it was from, but you can tell she's making this up.
She's not even conversant with the facts because she's lying.
And entrepreneurs in my office in D.C. And we got these brothers out there that have...
We got these brothers.
We got these brothers they came by on the flip side.
I got the brothers that come by.
I did, I did, I did, I did.
And I said, hey!
She's doing it.
She can't escape it.
And it's so gratuitous to this young man.
She's signaling to him, I'm going to speak to you now in your particular patois, your cadence, your idiom, I'm going to use your expressions as it were.
We've got these brothers out there that have tech companies.
Can you believe that?
Tech companies?
Not a barbershop, either.
Tech company.
Can you believe?
I got the brothers that go down there and I say, hey, what it look like.
Clean energy companies.
This one brother who's doing a lot of work on space.
I know that's right.
I actually head up the Space Council for the United States.
Did you know that?
I head up the Space Council.
I love that work.
She is vile.
That's the most gratuitous, patronizing, lying, mendacious, artificial, synthetic.
There isn't a mode, a drop, a gram, a sincerity.
Bill Maher was sincere when he was being lecherous and disgusting and vile.
He was spot on with that.
She's not on another occasion.
It's disgusting.
Shall we continue?
Shall we continue?
Shall we?
Let's see what I've got here.
Today's IVF day.
Thank God.
Oh, I love this!
This is...
You know the expression, Que mentiroso!
Liar!
liar.
Mendidoso.
Un gran This guy is a liar.
I can't tell you what I'm hearing about him.
Are you hearing it?
Are you hearing what I'm hearing, honey, about him?
About who he really be?
Mm-hmm.
How Brother Tim ain't exactly what you think he sometimes be like that.
Mm-hmm.
I know that.
I know that right.
That motherfucker crazy.
There's something.
I can't go into it, but it doesn't.
It doesn't sound far-fetched, but how many times have you heard him say, my wife and I, we've had IVF, and by God, we had IVF!
IVF!
One day, my dear friend, Curtis Sliwa, who suffers from Sliwa-isms, and he has spooner-isms and malaprops, and he inverts words, he referred to IVF.
As veto infertilization.
I thought one of the funniest things ever.
It's a true story.
So how many times you go, IVF, IVF, IVF.
What if I told you, well, I think you know where I'm going with this.
Listen.
Today's IVF day.
Thank God for IVF.
My wife and I have two beautiful children.
He thinks he needs to dictate that.
Thank God for IVF because of IVF, right?
We now have two beautiful children because we used IVF.
My wife used IVF.
Doesn't that sound right to you?
Doesn't that sound right to you?
Aren't you picking up on that?
Am I the only one who sees the connectivity between IVF and...
His particular family and his structure.
Children.
He thinks he needs to dictate that.
And I've been saying this.
The golden rule that makes small towns work so we're not at each other's throats all the time in a little town is, mind your own damn business.
I don't need him to tell me about my family.
I don't need to tell him about my wife's health care and her reproductive rights.
I don't need him telling my children what books they can read.
He's fired to do that with whatever he wants, but I'm not interested in it.
And I think rural America, they are angry.
One more time.
Today's IVF day.
Thank God from IVF, my wife and I have two beautiful children.
My wife and I have two beautiful children.
Well, guess what?
She didn't use IVF.
Did you hear that one?
She didn't use it.
She said something else.
He said it over and over and over.
And over.
I don't know what her name is, but you think she's a...
Hey, Timmy, come here.
Yeah.
What do you...
Would you lay off the IVF theme?
We didn't have that.
We don't have IVF.
You keep saying it.
In vitro.
We didn't do that.
We did something else.
And I'm not going to go into why he did other stuff.
Nobody's business.
Use your imagination.
It's not true.
Or as they allege.
The thing that he keeps saying repeatedly isn't true.
Do you understand how demented this person is?
He lies about everything from the National Guard.
I was a command sergeant major.
Command sergeant major.
Command sergeant major.
I was a command sergeant major.
No, you weren't.
Okay, I wasn't.
Why'd you keep saying that?
You're a master sergeant.
They sound alike.
No, they don't.
He lied.
He lied.
I mean, he just, he just, he lies.
Now, here is the best part.
Only in America, dear God, if you exist, you can't let this woman win when her advocates and zealots and those who advocate for her actually refer to how terrible the world has been under her watch.
Do you follow what I'm saying?
Under her watch.
Listen to this.
I don't know who this woman is, but she makes a great case.
2023 alone, the U.S. poverty rate.
Excuse me.
Pardon me, ma 'am.
What year was that again?
In 2023 alone.
And who was the president?
During, oh, Joe and Kamala.
During whose administration?
Joe Biden and Kamala.
Child poverty as well doubled.
During the Biden and Kemala administration.
5.2% to 12.4% in just one year.
One year.
Behind those numbers are millions, we know, of American families struggling to make ends meet.
Right.
They're having to choose between paying their lights versus eating food.
They're having to choose between going to work and, like, not going to work if their child is sick and being homeless.
We know people are doing paycheck to paycheck, and the uncertain times of the future are things that many are experiencing.
It's times like this that we know when we feel this crisis, we feel this chaos, we feel this uncertainty, we have to make sure that we're electing leaders who truly believe in the people and who want to make sure that they're standing for the people.
But that was...
Do you hear this?
You think somebody will call her and say, what are you doing?
Get numbnuts off this stage.
What are you doing?
Did anybody approve this script?
What are you doing?
What the hell's going on here?
Why are you saying this?
For the love of God, you're making it worse.
I can't.
You want to hear more?
You can't write this.
My stomach right now is in a rock.
When I'm watching this, I'm thinking, she could win!
You think it's beyond, you know...
Because as of late, I'm not hearing people talk about the right stuff, but we'll get about that in a moment.
Check this out.
Now, here's the one, too.
Remember, this is funny.
Gemala is trying to separate him and her.
That's why they said, you're going to be on day one.
And get out.
Get out.
Get on that plane.
Don't even go to Delaware.
Go to California.
And just stay there.
Don't be surprised if you never see him again.
And you can take that any way you want.
Don't be surprised if you never...
If he just...
You just never hear from him.
They kept him away for, what, 70, 80 days?
We got 77 days more to go.
They can do this easy.
You just don't hear from them.
And nobody's going to be asking.
So don't be surprised.
So what they're trying to do is they're trying to say, Joe, whatever you do, don't say my name, Gamala, and you.
We want to keep it separate.
So what does Joe do?
I say we, I mean Kamala and me.
Kamala.
Kamala I've done.
We've had one of the most extraordinary four years of progress ever.
Thank you, Kamala.
Thank you, Kamala, too.
Selecting Kamala was the best decision I made my whole career.
That's a West Tampa phrase, which means a foolish person, okay?
Now, this is the one I want to show you about.
This is the one that kills me.
We are, I think, good Americans.
And we, during the course of our lives, we, as you know, were raised in a time when we had to say and sing the National Anthem.
Did you ever sing the National Anthem?
Of course you did.
Did you ever do the Pledge of Allegiance?
Of course you did.
Mrs. L and I were discussing.
We were discussing a lot of things as we were looking back.
A lot of things as we were looking back.
You know, this is a time of year.
This particular time of year is for a variety of reasons.
A variety of reasons.
It's a very special time.
The month of August is a very important time.
And next week, in less than a week, I will traverse and hit the double sixes and we're looking back and we're looking, you know, at what we did, you know.
When we were kids, it wasn't better then.
And I think in many respects it was better.
I think in my generation, I did.
I think so.
And I remember doing the Pledge of Allegiance, but there were a lot of other people who live in this country who never felt any connection to America whatsoever.
They know nothing about it.
They know nothing about it.
They know nothing about what's being an American.
They know nothing about American history.
They know nothing about stars.
We even know the, my country, which is God's Savior.
But still, we knew everything.
We did this.
But there are other people.
And other aspects, other strata of our country who have no connection whatsoever.
And you know when you can hear this, I want you to hear this.
I want you to look at this group and ask yourself, what country were they raised in?
What affiliation?
Listen to how many of them.
It's one thing not to be able to sing the national anthem.
And other things.
It's a bit, you know, because it's a weird kind of a stranger.
It's another thing not to know it.
Watch this in horror.
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stride proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.
Thank you.
That is so disgusting.
I don't even know what to say.
No, we're not talking about somebody who's singing.
Remember when our dear friend Roseanne, Roseanne, by the way, when she sang her, I think it was Johnny Carson who told her.
Make sure you don't start too high in your key.
Always lower it.
Because when you go there, and the rocket's red glare!
When you hit that part, if you're already too high up on the register, you can't go higher.
So start lower.
And that was her problem when she...
Okay.
I thought it was funny.
These people never heard it.
These people have no connection.
These people in this group, day two of the DNC, were saying, I don't even know what the hell this song is.
Did you ever sing this?
Are you familiar with this at all?
Probably not.
Am I overreacting?
Probably not.
Now, my friend, what's going to be of RFK?
What's going to be of RFK?
What is RFK going to do?
I have never, ever, ever Ever found your love of him?
I thought he was great at first.
When I first heard him, I thought, that is my guy.
That is my guy.
I mean, this is before Trump was going to...
And that lasted about an hour when Bobby started to talk.
And he got hooked up with that smoothie boutique and this and that.
And then he just was all over the place.
And then he picked this numbnuts, this Nicole Shanahan, married to the Google dude.
I want you to hear this voice.
It is so annoying.
And remember, and I'm going to say something that's very, very cruel.
Well, not cruel, but very, very blatantly touchy.
With the track record that the Kennedys have enjoyed, you better really ask yourself, you better really, really ask yourself the question, who is their vice president going to be?
Who is their vice president going to be?
Because you really, let's face it, I'm sorry to say this, So, Nicole Shanahan, actually, he thought enough of us to pick her as perhaps his successor, in the event he were to be elevated to that particular status.
Have you heard of the vocal fry?
That's why I'm talking like the...
The Kardashians spoke like that.
It's not really our valley girl.
Why did we read it?
Moon Zappa's book is really fascinating about her life.
Oh my, that's terrible.
But this is today's version.
It's called The Vocal Fry.
Listen to this voice and listen to her brilliant plans and strategy now that they realize they don't have a chance.
You know, there's...
Two options that we're looking at.
And one is staying in, forming that new party, but we run the risk of a Kamala Harris and Walt's presidency because we draw votes from Trump.
We draw somehow more votes from Trump.
What happened to him?
We walk away right now and join forces with Donald Trump.
You know, we walk away from that and we explain to our base why we're making this decision.
Can you imagine having to listen to that?
So, at least that's good.
Somebody make him a...
He's not...
I heard yesterday or the day before he was extending some type of...
Not an olive branch, but putting his feelers out to see maybe Gamala might be interested in it.
I've got a few more for you.
I've got a few more.
Just to let you know.
And I don't even know what this one is.
Oh, I know what this one was.
This is when they said to Trump, you know, you're too mean.
You're too mean.
You come out and you're always slamming everybody.
And excuse me, Trump is 90% I'm sorry, talking about issues.
Oh, he's He'll sling it with the best of them.
But he is not too mean.
He is not too mean.
But that's their thing.
You've heard it.
I wish he'd stop this, sweetie.
He's so mean.
Does he have to be so mean?
Does he have to be so mean?
He's so mean.
Well, I don't think he's mean at all.
But listen to this.
And you ask me if these people...
This was the first night.
This was the first night.
At the first day, the first day, these people who claim that Trump is too mean, listen to this.
Trump.
Donald Trump.
Trump.
Who in the hell does he think he is?
Who does he think he is?
These people are sick.
These...
The...
This is who they are.
They don't even remember what they say.
146 or 147 times.
Yes, yes.
It's incredible.
Now, one more thing.
One more important thing.
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Prepare...
I get them confused sometimes.
Because they're all so good.
Now...
We'll talk about some bad stuff.
Because we've got to be adults.
But I want you to remember something.
Right around 2016, when President Trump was going to run or was running, they laughed at him.
They laughed at you and me and everybody.
I want to remind you of something.
Listen to this.
Trump will not become president!
He's not going to be president.
He is not.
Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States.
Take it to the bank.
I guarantee it.
All right.
There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
That's not going to happen.
Look at this jerk.
I think that man will be president of the United States right about the time that spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs and red capes.
Take it from me.
How about that?
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a Joe.
And we better be ready for the fact that he might be leaving the Republican ticket.
Next.
I know you don't believe that, but I want to go on.
Sorry to laugh.
Which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?
Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump.
Now watch me.
Watch your face.
Watch.
There's the answer.
Donald Trump, just last week, he confirmed to the National Review that he is again considering a run in 2016.
Do it.
Do it.
Look at me.
Do it.
Donald Trump will never, ever be President of the United States.
Donald Trump will never be elected President of the United States.
Donald Trump is the here today, gone tomorrow candidate for President of the United States.
I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president.
He will never be president of the United States.
When you stand and deliver that State of the Union address in no part of your mind or brain, can you imagine Donald Trump standing up one day and delivering a State of the Union address?
Well, I can imagine it in a Saturday night skit.
I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States.
So help me God.
Congratulations, Mr. President.
Now let me tell you something.
That was then.
This is now.
And let me tell you something.
And I don't want to go through this again.
Or as Hillary would have said, I don't need to tell you how we got to go through this thing again.
But let me tell you something.
They better be so ready.
And I mean so ready to go.
I don't even know.
I can't talk to my friends about it.
I can't talk to anybody about it.
I've got two groups of people.
One, I've got this one group who said that he's terrible and there's no chance he's going to win.
And these other people, the Fox News group and the usual subject, they said, I don't want to hear about it.
It's going great.
He was up by one point in, you know, Wisconsin.
Oh, boy.
And he's got nothing to worry about.
Did you see that rally he had?
I don't even know what to tell you.
I don't even know.
What?
Do we not remember anything?
Do we not remember 2020?
Well, that was...
Do you think that was just four years ago?
Do you think those people are still around?
Yeah.
Do you want me to go through and...
Hillary Clinton used to tell you the Russians stole this.
She was the original...
Denier, election denier, Stacey Abrams was, all these other people.
I mean, she told you it was Vladimir Putin that actually did this?
I can tell you the simplest ways that people are saying, right this moment, you don't need anything.
You don't need dominion.
This isn't about machines.
This isn't about Smartmatic or machines or servers invent.
No!
This stuff is so...
Do you have any idea?
Don't worry about it.
Everything's fine.
Lara Trump's on the scene.
Well, there you go.
Oh, they're ready to go.
Oh, and...
Oh, God.
All these people are going to be sending their poll watchers.
Yeah, that's right.
Charlie Kirk is going to send his poll watchers out.
Did you know that?
Charlie Kirk's going to do that.
Oh, it's going to be something.
He's going to go on.
He's going to be standing there.
Charlie Kirk, nothing to worry about.
Why, by God, Charlie Kirk's going to be there.
And what's Charlie Kirk looking for?
Well, I don't know, but they're going to be, uh-huh, okay.
All right.
So, and you know what?
I can go through it.
Doesn't matter.
It'll ruin your night.
It'll ruin your day.
Let's just assume they know what they're doing, but I can come up with some scenarios that are real easy, that are so easy, it's not even funny.
Seven states, 17 counties, one way or another, that's it.
People have this crazy idea.
It goes, like those ladies did not know how to sing the national anthem.
The other day we were talking about something and I said to somebody else, I said, you know, I'm very concerned.
And I listened to a lot of the younger folks.
A lot of the younger folks are saying, I'm very concerned about monkeypox.
I said, you know what's going to happen.
Oh, that's different.
What do you mean?
That's different.
That's not, that's, you know, you rub and you get contact and that's, no, it's not airborne.
Do you not understand?
The other day we were talking about something and I'm seeing more and more masks.
Are you seeing that as well?
Are you seeing that?
Who's seeing that?
Anybody?
Have you seen any more masks?
Okay.
Why?
There's a lot more COVID cases going around.
Okay.
Do you remember what Fauci and everybody said about the mask?
Right towards the end before he took his...
Billions and took off or whatever.
Do you remember what everybody said about masks?
Well, they don't.
Why are they wearing masks?
We're not doing that again.
Because people don't listen.
They don't care.
They don't understand.
They don't remember.
They don't even understand how this thing works.
They don't even understand how elections work.
They're going to be watching this thing tonight, and it's fun.
And I like to do it like we did before.
Wasn't that fun?
Taking things that people say and breaking it down and laughing at her, laughing at Gay Mala, laughing at these people who can't sing, laughing at Joe Biden.
He was the president.
She was the vice president.
And I promise you, if somebody said, oh, we're going to get this thing done, I know it.
There's nothing you can do.
Nobody, if somebody says, wait a minute, we got a problem.
Oh, here you go again.
Oh, what are you, another Sidney Powell?
No, no, no, no.
Forget it.
Because you have been indoctrinated.
You have been told.
You have been conditioned to believe that if somebody in the Trump camp claims something funny, you're told, tune it out.
Tune it out.
Completely tune it out.
Out.
That's all.
And why go into detail?
It'll make you feel bad.
It's a waste of time.
I just hope, I hope to almighty God that the people who are really looking to run the show, the people who are really honest to God remember everything.
I hope that we've gotten smarter.
I hope that we understand these little things about, well, you know, J.D. Vance is going to be debating.
Timmy, who cares?
No, no, that's going to be a good one.
Is that going to make any difference?
Well, sure it will.
It will?
Oh, yeah, because when people hear J.D. Vance's story, they've heard J.D. Vance's story.
Crypto Domini tonight says, seeing air fryer speech and masks.
But not in with the bras at the barbershop.
Air fryer speech.
I like that.
Thank you, crypto.
And by the way, dare I say, some of your messages is cryptic.
How do you watch this?
How do you keep your sanity?
Tell me.
I can't.
I watch.
I'm thinking to myself.
I want to pick up the phone and say, hello, President Trump.
Yeah, listen, you don't know me.
Well, maybe, sort of.
But it's been a long time.
Listen, tell me you've got this squared away.
Tell me you really don't have Laura Trump in charge.
Tell me she's just like, okay, okay, good.
So she's just like, okay, you've got other people whose names you got it.
And Charlie Kirk, tell me you don't want to, you don't, please.
You guys are, okay, good, good.
I don't know where this came from.
I mean, God bless everybody.
Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro and Jack Probiotics or whatever the hell this guy's name is.
Good for them.
God bless them.
Same thing goes for Joe Rogan.
You know how Joe Rogan is going back to and the Egyptian pyramids were brought on it?
That's what he's good at.
But I want you to understand something.
This is scary stuff, my friend.
Linda Hudson says, many, many masks from the Upper East Side.
That's what Mrs. L noticed too.
I'm seeing this.
What's going on here?
Why are you walking outside?
Why are people wearing this?
Don't you remember what Fauci said?
Don't you remember?
Am I the only one?
Apparently not.
You know, Linda, It comes to me.
I always ask this question.
Can you imagine sitting down with somebody from another planet?
I'm serious.
And you're talking to him.
Or it, or they, or whatever it is.
And you say, you don't understand how this thing works.
We have a word in our language that's called stupid.
And this woman, no matter what, is not only stupid, but she's inexperienced, and she's not bright, and she doesn't really get it.
There's a lot of smart people.
Let me tell you something.
Nobody ever said that Hillary Clinton wasn't smart.
Let me ask you something.
Who's smarter, AOC or Kamala?
AOC.
Absolutely.
AOC is an actress.
But behind it, she's not a genius.
But she's not a fool.
Don't ever sell her short.
She's smarter.
Nobody is dumber than she is.
Nobody.
George Santos is smarter than she is.
He is.
Because when George Santos speaks, it sounds like he knows what the hell he's talking about.
Nelson A, by the way, says, if given the chance, would you do the press secretary job for DJT?
You would be great.
Well, I would be probably, thank you, it would be, I would be so obnoxious of these people.
I would have no interest whatsoever.
But I guarantee you, you would watch every single day.
You would, I would love To sit there with Peter Ducey.
I think Peter and I think all Kareem Jean-Pierre kind of dig each other even though they may play on different teams.
I think there's a little some kind of tension there or something.
But I would start I would answer most questions with are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
That's why he's critical for the president on September the 10th.
To really change...
Now, remember, numbers is for him to do something that...
And I'm going to tell him, remember.
Remember, President Trump.
As kind of like Rocky when I'm playing Mick, you know, the Burgess Meredith.
As I say, remember your goal is one thing.
You want everybody tomorrow to say, did you see that?
What?
Bruh.
Literally.
That was a massacre.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
What was it?
No, no.
Did you see it?
It's all anybody's talking about.
When TikTok goes crazy.
When they make a dance number, when they auto-tune it, when they mash it, they do this.
And he goes in there and he knows exactly what to do.
And I'm telling you, listen to me.
I don't care what your position is.
It's got to be Israel.
Already they're freaking out because he said, well, you know, they got a point.
Oh, you mean like Trump supposedly said about neo-Nazis, which he never did.
He's talking about the Civil War, which is a different story.
But still, do you know what's happening?
And you know they're waiting, right?
See, I'm waiting.
I'm thinking, do they have enough?
Do they pick up the phone and tell Soros, don't you do it?
Whoever's in charge of Antifa and these folks, don't do it.
Or do other people say, oh no.
Maybe there is an Iranian connection.
I don't know.
I don't know how this thing works.
I have no clue.
I honestly, I swear to God, I don't know.
To me, there's only one kind of protest that matters.
Peaceful and huge.
If it's not peaceful and huge, I don't want to be a part of it.
When you see huge, when you see huge...
Swaths of humanity walking down the street.
That's a different story.
So many things can happen right now.
Tonight's day two.
Remember.
Tonight's going to be who?
Is it Michelle?
Michelle and Barry.
And they're going to go nuts.
They love Michelle.
Michelle's smart.
Barry's very smart.
They're very smart.
Oh, absolutely.
Pelosi, maybe when she was younger, but nobody's as dumb.
Kamala's as dumb as rocks.
No, I'm serious.
I mean, I know what I'm talking about.
She doesn't have it.
She doesn't have it.
Everything, she's so artificial.
They just grabbed her.
There was nothing there.
Nothing.
There's nothing there.
But, that being said...
And I love you to death.
And old Uncle Lenny doesn't want to make you hurt your feelings.
But you better pray also.
Because, let me tell you something, it ultimately comes down to counting ballots.
Not votes, ballots.
Because votes are one thing, ballots are another.
They're paper, it's a ballot.
Machines are different.
You know what I mean?
Those are one thing, but this is actually this thing that comes in and, oh, look at this.
And you can have so much fun, theoretically, with that.
Hey, where are these from?
I don't know.
But they came in the mail.
I got them in the mail.
Okay.
No D'Souza dropping people, burning things.
No need for cardboard.
window, no, none of that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And all you have to do is just pay a little bit of attention as to how it's going on.
But nobody's doing that because that would be considered.
So why did they talk about what is Charlie Kirk and other people and Laura Trump worried about?
If there's nothing to worry about, why don't we?
Can we have the UN?
Can we call the UN to watch over this?
We go to other countries.
Anybody want to have the UN?
I'd like that.
Or maybe somebody from maybe Venezuelan poll.
I mean, these are people which we've got to keep thinking about.
You've got to understand something, dear friends.
But I don't want to say that.
Because you know what?
It hurts your feelings.
And I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I want you to feel happy.
I don't want you to feel happy.
And I want you to feel excited.
And I want you to just, okay?
So we're going to watch tonight as much as possible.
How about last night?
Biden didn't get on until like 11.30?
It's ridiculous.
And then they cut away?
They just wanted him gone.
And they cut James Taylor.
Oh my God.
James Taylor!
Huh?
I know!
They didn't want him.
They want him out.
They double-crossed him.
That's why tonight says the Democrats in Game of Thrones will do to America what they did to Pops Biden.
They just threw him under the bus, backed the bus up, went back and forth.
But you know that.
You know why?
Because you're smart.
And you've got a heart of gold and an open mind.
And you believe in this goodness.
So it's not over.
By anything, even remotely.
And you're going to hear this.
She hit a bump.
She got that post.
Oh, she's raised more money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's got more money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's going to be...
Oh, my God.
Just don't watch cable news unless you want to see kind of like a feel for what's going on.
Okay?
All right.
Now, in the meantime, dear friends, do me a favor.
Make sure you do.
You, of course, go to my...
Pillow.com, promo code Lionel, and preparewithlionel.com, and reminding you, on October the 26th, 10 days before the election, oh my, I'll be at the cutting room, on stage, doing some gut bucket, doing some funk, doing some thinking.
Oh, it's going to be beautiful.
It's going to be absolutely beautiful.
And I mean that.
And also, dear friends, please, please, I ask you.
I ask you.
And you've been so terrific.
Follow Mrs. L at Lin's Warriors on YouTube and Lin's Warriors on that thing called X. Kids call it X. Okay?
Do it.
Do it.
Do it until you're satisfied.
Whatever it is.
Was it BT Express?
I don't remember.
In any event, that's it right there.
All right, dear friends, thank you.
And to Crypto Domini and Linda Hazlitt, Nelson A., thank you, Brother Nelson.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
Don't ever change.
We have more to discuss.
Get ready.
Hang on.
We will see each other tomorrow at 8 a.m.
And don't forget until then, dear friends, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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