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Aug. 22, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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America: Do You Want Four More Years of This Sh*t? That's What the DNC's All About
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My apologies, ladies and gentlemen, for the delay.
I use a wonderful program called StreamYard, and I could not possibly recommend any other program which is the best, simply the best.
For some particular reason, it says, I'm sorry, busy, try again.
We're busy, try again.
So I did what you normally do.
I tried it again.
And then I said, you know what?
I'm going to shut everything down, bring it back up again, and there we go.
Life's like that.
If only we could just shut everything down and reboot.
Wouldn't that be great?
Some of us do that through medication and the like.
And that may work temporarily.
But in any event, I'm so glad to be here with you.
And I need you to carry me through this tonight because, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I've had one of these days where, enough!
That's my word.
Enough!
Basta!
That's my phrase.
Not joy, not forward.
You ever have one of those days where you said, enough!
I hate this.
Today, Mrs. L., my beloved, was at Times Square.
And today was, around the country, National...
Mental Awareness Day Prevention Day.
She was at Times Square with parents DEA Homeland Security people actually representing doing good things from the government which we always have to remind ourselves of them.
And parents lined up holding pictures of their children with a look Of loss and a bereft sense of...
I don't know how this works other than that.
Incredible.
So if you can, if you have children, none of these kids died from an overdose.
It's like, for example, remember years ago they had the Tylenol murderers.
They tampered with, remember Tylenol?
People didn't die from cyanide overdose.
Any amount of cyanide is killing.
And that's what this is.
Any amount.
It's just incredible.
So please be aware of that.
Also...
The Biden administration said today, how many unaccounted for?
The Biden administration says over 320,000 unaccompanied minors are unaccounted for.
Never registered.
Nobody knows where they went, who took...
Yeah, the Harris administration, these kids came here and never, ever, ever were accounted for.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Gone.
But the adults were monitored.
That's for the voting.
Did you hear also today in Texas, and I've been talking about this, The AG of Texas did a big investigation on voter fraud and these NGOs and the like basically involved in voter fraud.
This is what I have been saying for the lightest time.
You understand this?
Since I can recall, I'm trying my best to tell you.
This is Ken Paxton.
And there he is.
And he is today.
Go ahead and read it online.
He executes a search warrant in major Democratic county in election fraud probe.
And nobody seems to be caring, but nobody's going to be Paying attention to this.
Nobody.
Because it deals with the notion of voting, which I have talked to you about.
And I don't care what anybody says.
This is the thing that I worry about.
So you can have all the conventions you want and all the joy in the forward.
But if nobody is, remember, looking at ballots, not votes, ballots, I don't know what to tell you.
He said they are signing up and have signed up.
How many millions of illegals?
We don't know.
Nobody's talking about that.
Fox News isn't going to talk about it.
Newsmax isn't because it's too similar.
Nobody's talking about Dominion or voter machines.
No!
It's paper!
It's paper!
And nobody can answer my question.
Nobody can answer my question.
Nobody, they look at you like, what are you talking about?
What's Lara Trump doing?
I don't know.
She just, I don't know.
She might say, look, we've got this covered.
We understand what's going on.
Charlie Kirk's going to get to the bottom of this.
Charlie Kirk's going to be at the bottom of this.
Oh yeah, Charlie Kirk, he knows.
He's going to train people.
Train people.
And like I've been trying to tell you, folks, imagine you get this piece of paper, and lo and behold, I say it in so many different ways, let's assume you get this always having notes.
And you're at the Supervisor of Elections Office, the precinct, the Secretary of State, and you get a bunch of these absentee votes that come in.
They look good, all official.
Every single one.
Not, not, not, you know, counterfeit.
They just dump a bunch of these out.
And you open up the first one.
It's, oh, look at this.
This is from Hugo Shplitkin, 123 Main Street in East Pelkington, Tennessee.
And he votes for Kamala Harris.
Okay, looks good.
Boop, that's one.
Somebody over here says, wait a minute, did you say 123 Main Street?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, funny.
I got an absentee vote from 123, same place.
East Belkington, that's it.
And this is Zanzibar Demetrius Lucifer Jr. at 123 Main Street.
It looks good.
Yep, yep, that's a legitimate...
Okay.
Somebody says, excuse me, yes, I could not help it over here.
Did you say 123 Main?
I've got...
Wait a minute.
How come we have so many people from 123 Main Street?
Is there a way that...
Hey, Lara Trump, can we go back and look at these voter rolls and just see how many people are...
These are the rolls themselves.
Nothing but...
Can we do a cross-check to go through, you know, all of these to see if there's any duplicates of addresses to find out if these addresses really are places?
Or are we just going to count these no matter what?
Is there any way to check this?
Because, you know, remember as I've been saying, you only need seven states.
And about, what is it, 15 or so counties?
And you got it.
You got it.
Anybody looking into that?
No.
We're not talking machines now, Fox.
I know you're upset about that.
I know you're, I know.
We're not talking about that.
We're not talking about that.
Is anybody even concerned about that?
Nope.
Nobody?
Nope.
So, I mean, I'm a broken record, and that's okay.
And when I tell people, they look at me and go, mm-hmm, yeah.
Yeah, that's something.
Aren't you going to look at this?
Yeah, well, maybe.
What do you mean maybe?
I mean, this isn't just this race.
This is just races in general.
Hell, I can control city, county.
That's easy.
That's just national.
I can control your state if I know what I'm doing, if people are looking the other way.
Forget the machines.
Give me the absentees.
Who goes back and looks?
Did you ever do a purge of this?
When was the last time somebody said, you know, we went through all these things and double-checked and we did all this, and we found out that we had 25% of addresses that don't even exist.
One was a Walmart parking lot, but lo and behold, we've been counting them.
Now, what if I went to you and I said, hey, listen, can I tell you something here?
You're with the Splitkin campaign, aren't you?
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you about something.
Listen, I'm working at the post office.
Actually, not me, but my brother-in-law, Jerome, works there.
And he's in charge of undeclared or unconfirmed or mail that's returned for whatever reason.
Not specific.
And you know...
He got one of these.
Does this look familiar?
Oh my god, that's a ballot.
Yeah, he's got a bunch of these.
Yeah.
He's got a bunch of them.
He keeps them and they don't know what to do with them.
He's got boxes and boxes and bags of these all the time.
He can sort through them.
Do you want these?
Yeah.
How much is it worth to you?
I got about a thousand votes here.
A thousand.
It's just one.
That's a thousand votes.
And you can take this ballot and you can write in anything you want and mail it in and it's legit.
And I don't know if any of these people are going to be saying, hey, where's mine?
Where's mine?
If it's misnumbered or let's say it goes to an apartment building and there's no apartment number or it just goes to...
This is so beautiful.
It goes beyond the usual stuff.
This is what I told you about before.
I love to watch.
And please, one of my favorite things I love to do on YouTube is I love to see magic.
How do they do magic?
And magic is always the simplest thing.
They make you look over there and they change it.
My favorite is that little rubber thumb where you put this thumb and you pour the stuff in there and then you go like this to tap it in and then you open your hand and it's gone because it's in this rubber thumb.
That's over here.
And you don't think about looking.
And it's so simple.
It costs 30 cents and you get this rubber thumb.
And it's the simplest stuff.
Those are the tricks I love.
Not the complicated stuff.
Simple.
And you don't even want to talk about this stuff.
Who are these people?
Who are these folks?
I could create for you.
But I'm getting tired.
And I know you're getting tired of me.
I know.
Because you're saying, are you going to talk about this again?
And I found out, and you'll find in this business, that you've got to say sometimes things about 10 times before people really like saying, you know what?
I've been only talking about this for 10...
I had somebody the other day say, you know, I've been looking into this thing, this event that happened on the 11th day of the 9th month, 23 years ago.
And you know, I think there's some...
Interesting.
You just noticed this now, right?
Okay, better late than never.
And yeah, I don't know what to tell these people.
I don't know what to tell them.
I don't know how to...
Because America is in a stupor.
Have you noticed that?
You have friends of yours saying, no, you don't understand.
They don't get upset.
They don't get worried.
Nothing bothers them or confounds them.
They just don't.
Or they don't understand.
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I've got one of the guys which I think could be absolutely so critical right now.
One of my dreams is to have all of a sudden somebody walk out in the middle of this.
Somebody like a Cat Williams.
I think Cat Williams has so much promise.
I wouldn't be surprised if they told Cat Williams, don't even think about this.
But imagine somebody.
Imagine if there were a contingent.
Hear me out.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Just...
Just think about this.
Don't react.
Just listen to what I'm saying.
Let's say we had a commercial or something online.
A commercial.
And I've got 10 of the biggest rappers, rap stars, bar none.
Whoever they are, I'm the wrong guy to ask.
I'm the wrong guy to ask about country music too today because I don't know what's going on there because that's really not country.
But anyway.
And if these folks said, if you vote for Kamala Harris, you are a disgrace to your race, or something that these are the Democrats are going to set you back, reverse civil rights, I'm telling you.
What if?
What if?
Think about this.
Ten.
Ten of the biggest names.
And if you don't get off of your ass and vote for Trump, hold your nose, you don't understand it.
Remember, the mob taught us, when they whack you, they bring your best friend.
The way to get to us is not with strangers, but with people that we trust.
Oh, you look at Barack Obama.
Oh, he's one of us.
One of us, my ass.
Oh, look, there's a...
Michelle, oh, isn't she great?
She has nothing to do.
No conception of anything urban, modern.
Oh, they'll talk about a song they like.
And the worst, at least they know.
I'll bet you if you sat down with Barack Obama, he knows.
He actually listens.
And the same thing for Michelle.
I think they listen.
When you've got...
Think about this.
All this woman has to do is just come out and be black.
Right?
Because she says she's black.
I didn't say she said it.
She's black.
So go talk black.
Be black.
Say black things to a black audience and do something.
If you want to bring somebody who's Greek, they can bring...
If our friend, our good friend...
Christos is here.
I'm going to say, do the Greek thing.
He'll lay it on you.
He knows exactly what's going on.
Bring the Italian-American thing.
This is who you are.
You know the phrases.
You know how to do this.
You know interstitial this.
You know diet.
You know food.
You know cuisine.
You just know this.
If somebody said, listen, would you do me a favor?
You're going to go on a country music.
Oh, a country music station?
Is it classic country?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm in.
I'm in.
Oh, I'll go all night long with you.
Because I know this.
I know it.
So they bring Michelle, I mean Michelle, they bring Kamala out there, and they ask her, which living, which living, they ask me, I'll put this for you, which living rap star do you most identify with?
And she said, Tupac.
They said, living, living.
Christo Domini said, wouldn't it be nice to contact the right people over this ballot fry talk?
Thanks, Uncle Lenny.
Crypto, I hope to God, maybe.
Ask Lara Trump.
Is she doing anything?
I don't know.
Ken Paxson's doing something.
You just say this stuff.
That's where I would go.
That's where I would go.
It just seems to me to make the most sense.
Call me wacky.
Call me wacky.
Moving on down the line.
This is the most important thing, too.
She said she basically has nothing to do with black folks.
And nor does Barack Obama.
George Lent says this all goes back to Dante de Blasio's Afro.
You know what?
It doesn't go back to it, but that was another day.
That was a classic.
Which, by the way, remember, Bill de Blasio was elected because of his son's Afro.
Who's in Yale now and won't talk to the father?
I don't know what the hell's going on.
All right.
Let me go back to what I'm saying.
If all of a sudden you had, and you can go down the list, I don't know who's in, who's out.
I'm not going to even pretend to say that.
But if all of a sudden they said, Barack Obama is a phony, and so is she, and so is she, and so is she.
They have nothing to do with us.
Nothing.
They're using us again.
And Al Sharpe is going to be talking?
Al Sharpton is going to be?
They're going to be Al Sharpton?
And one of the Central Park Five rape suspects?
Do you know that story?
Do me a favor.
If you really want to spend some time, and it's up to you, go back and do some research on what the cops think about that.
About who these people are.
Go ahead.
It's a moot point.
And go back.
And look at Tampon Timmy.
We'll talk about him in a moment.
Come on, man.
Anyway, look, folks, here's the deal.
I'm serious.
That's not hyperbole.
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
Not a joke.
Farewell, Joe Pops Biden.
Joe, you'll never see him again.
Do not be surprised if one day, if one day, I'm serious, if one day somebody says the White House is sad to announce the untimely passing of President Joe Biden.
His family was with him.
He had an unannounced malady of some sort.
He didn't want anybody to worry.
It might have been some COVID.
He was a great man and now the whatever it is.
When I say that, do you know what will happen?
Nothing.
Look at what happened to Look what happened to Antonin Scalia, to Nino Scalia.
Nobody said anything.
Nino Scalia, nobody said anything.
Nobody said anything.
Nobody, nobody, nobody, hello?
Nobody, nothing.
They didn't even do an autopsy.
Well, he was fat.
He was fat.
You don't...
If I told you how this country just turns off, we don't react like regular people.
I want to grab black people and say, are you watching this?
They have nothing to do with you.
Al Sharpton is a fraud.
He's a poverty pimp.
He's a racial arsonist.
He only makes money through you.
He's a sellout.
He was a snitch for the FBI.
How did Genovese folks let him walk around?
I don't know how that worked.
He was bought off by Bloomberg.
When Bloomberg was mayor, the billionaire, he never heard from Al Sharpe.
You know why?
How much, Val?
Just keep quiet.
The guy, he is a relic from a time that just doesn't exist anymore.
I mean, seriously.
And today, you've got Whoopi and Joy Reid, but Al Sharpton, they're going to actually be...
This is how disconnected these people are.
These are the most corrupt people.
Look, I'm not going to go into detail, but through the course of my life and being in New York and knowing a variety of colorful people, I have known a lot of folks who I couldn't verify this.
I was never...
A part of the induction ceremony.
I've never seen their name or any kind of roles, but it was highly suspected and believed that they were a member of a very ancient Sicilian-American organization that might have been involved in some endeavors which might not have necessarily been lawful.
And these folks said Again, I don't know.
I can't verify this, but they said...
I mean, I can't verify their status.
I wouldn't be surprised, but nonetheless, but they said repeatedly that this is pure gangster.
Not racketeering.
Gangster.
The gangster mentality.
The person who sees the money.
It's all about money, and it's also about power.
But every single thing...
It's about money and power.
You take away the money, nobody cares.
It's the most incredible thing in the world.
So, if those 10 rappers came out, that would shift everything.
If all of a sudden I said, guess what?
For every one of your phony baloney ballots, I've got the real thing.
I've got 10,000 brand new, newly minted, and by the way, not just anywhere, but in swing states.
I went to the...
We got people like...
Again, I don't even want to embarrass myself.
I don't want to say the wrong name.
Half of these people...
I don't know their names.
But let's just imagine.
Whatever...
I don't want to say Diddy because he's on the outside.
But let's say Kanye or whoever the hell is.
I have no Jay-Z.
I don't even know.
But if they ever did this, if they said, screw these people, we want our part.
And then you say, we want something for us.
Make a deal with me.
Trump will suggest, okay, I'll make a deal with you.
But we're breaking from the...
We're dealing with you directly.
We don't need a middleman.
We're dealing with you directly.
Okay.
This is the sleeping giant.
This is 14% of the population.
I told...
I've been saying for the longest time, I would go after the black vote right off the bat and say, why are you being victimized by your own people?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you people?
That's number one.
Number two.
Again, and in targeted states.
Bring on your ballots.
I got the real thing.
They'll show up.
They're going to show up no matter what.
Do you realize that these bastards, listen to what I'm telling you.
Do you know that when you try to get into the DNC, guess what you need?
Who can answer the question?
Who can answer the question?
Ban lobbying.
You can't have this.
Somebody actually wrote ban lobbying.
How can you say ban lobbying?
What about the First Amendment?
What about us?
We can't go and we can't lobby them to promote our issues?
No, don't lose your mind in this.
Daniel said it.
Give me an example.
ID.
Either that or you're talking about the ID.
You need a valid ID.
Picture ID like this.
Hey, this is racist.
I'm just coming in.
Screw you.
I want an ID.
Let me see that.
Excuse me.
Why?
I'm black.
We don't have IDs.
Remember that?
Remember how you told me that black people can't?
This is too much of a problem.
It's racist.
Yeah, well, I never got the ID to vote, so I want to come into the DNC.
I am an assemblywoman.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No ID, no ticky, no washy.
Get the hell out of here.
What else do they have?
Barriers, walls, three of them.
Oh, my God.
The biggest hypocrite you've ever seen in your life.
The biggest hypocrites you've ever seen in your life.
This is it.
You're this much away.
You get the right people.
You get the right movement on TikTok.
You get the right rapper, the right thing, and somebody, and make Trump seem cool.
Or palatable.
Or tolerable.
Or whatever it is.
You're in.
Remember my studies?
Remember what I love?
Crowds.
Birds.
Murmurations.
Groups.
What about fads?
I told you what fascinates me.
Tattoos.
You thought I was just kidding around.
No.
I want to know what makes people do things.
How do I influence people?
I try to make what this is.
Cool.
I love name brands.
I love when something hits cool status.
And I would go after blacks.
I would go after Latins, Latinos, especially these poor bastards who try their best to come over here.
You have no idea how we have, both in private practice and friends, have people who come to this country who do nothing but bring money.
They are very well off.
And they've got to go through this INS nonsense.
I'm thinking to myself, they're the ones, they love Trump because, so look what you're doing.
If you show up, if you get off the border at whatever it is and you hit at Brownsville, you're coming in.
So long as you promise to vote Democrat and get an eye scan and don't mind going into a midnight train to Duluth to sign up for voter registration there.
See, we have these people who are potentially there, but they're not there.
So here's what's happening.
Where does Lara Trump go?
Where does Trump go?
He goes to Fox News.
That's not where they are.
That's not where they are.
The people we want, they're not watching Fox News.
They don't think Jesse Waters is funny, including me.
I don't know what you think.
You're going to do by having what?
Judge Jeanine is going to lure these people?
When you want to hunt something, you better know how they, are they nocturnal or the early risers?
You got to know what their poop looks like.
You got to know where they hide.
You got to know what they eat.
You got to know the season.
You got to know all this stuff.
You got to know loads of stuff.
You got to know behavior.
When you're sitting there and you see a bunch of bait feeding, you know there's nothing out there because the bait fish wouldn't be there.
You gotta know how people fake.
And what do we do?
I don't know.
Republicans think that they can just sit back and bring on Hulk Hogan, Dana White, and Kid Rock, and somehow we got everything covered.
Or that he can walk away from an assassination attempt shot in the head.
The ear is a head.
And he thinks that's going to take him?
Are you kidding?
We have the attention span of a nut.
A nut.
We're ADD.
We're all morons.
We don't know anything.
I don't understand what's going on here.
Now, last night I told you he should be doing something every single night right before to lure internet traffic.
Tonight, Timmy Tampon hits the stage.
Who's introducing him?
Bill Clinton.
Look how bad Bill looks.
By the way, I just saw a picture of Frankie Valli.
Holy God.
Oh my God.
Try to get a hold of seeing Frankie Valli appearing lately from the Four Seasons.
Oh my God.
It's the most horrible thing.
He makes Joe Biden look like Rip Taylor.
It's one of those Playboy After Dark dancers.
Remember those dancers?
Remember the one with that dancing they were doing?
It's incredible.
Anyway.
Every single night, right before this, you're only going to say something.
Just do this.
Forget showing up.
I know he likes...
It was a very nice piece.
I was going to show you, but it was kind of boring.
Somebody passed out.
He walked over and said, how you doing?
You all right?
And he came back again.
That's terrific.
I don't know.
Look, look, look.
Don't, don't, don't.
Please don't think ill of me.
But I've seen every last Trump rally.
Haven't you?
I've seen him.
There's nothing new.
I can't tell.
It's gotten so bad.
I can't tell which one's a new one, which one's an old one.
I don't know.
Trump.
Text Trump.
And I look at Nirvana.
Oh, it's supposed to be new.
They all look alike.
He wears the same clothes.
It's the same pose.
They don't mean anything.
What are you going to say?
Make a new joke.
Make a new reference.
Why are we doing this?
Why are we doing this?
What is going on here?
Lara, speak to the man.
Come on.
I don't...
You know...
We have 76 days.
What are you doing?
I mean, this is okay.
Does anybody move by this?
Is anybody...
Oh, I love the rallies.
Oh, I love the rallies.
Well, good for you.
You're the one.
You're going to vote for Trump.
What do you think the rally...
Who's watching the rallies?
Who?
You're watching the rallies.
Do you think anybody at this point is going to say, you know what?
I wasn't sure, but I saw a Trump rally the same one he's been doing every week for the past whatever.
And don't get me wrong, they're good and they're great, and Trump fans love them.
Why are you appeasing Trump fans?
What do you think has happened?
What?
Now, by the way, lest you think ill of what I'm saying, I can walk into the DNC and say, by the way, let me tell you what's going on here.
Nobody cares about this either.
Seriously, Barack Obama, that's great.
Everybody here tonight is voting for Gamala.
Okay, fine.
You're not winning anybody.
Did you see the Kathy Hochul speech?
Dear God.
Did you see the Chuck Schumer speech?
Oh my God.
Nobody cares about this.
This is just profound.
Oh, he's pulling a Frankie Valli.
It's really bad.
Now, here's the best part.
Here's the best part.
And nobody really cares about this.
You know and I know.
They're going to try to keep her hidden for 76 days.
Think I'm kidding?
They're going to do it.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Remember that great line member De Niro in Cape Fear?
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Come on, Kamala.
Come on out.
You can talk to us.
Come on.
And none of this Doritos.
Hey, Kamala, I got some Doritos for you.
Hey Tim, throw him over here!
It's...
What are we, stupid?
Soul76 says, DNC Conventions is a DJT bash show, not a praise Kamala Harris show.
You're right!
But they don't care.
But Soul, all those people are going to vote for him anyway.
You're not winning anybody.
What's the purpose of this?
What's the purpose?
Now, this dude, this feller, oh, they love him so much.
Oh my God!
They love this.
They think this guy is so, oh, Tampon Timmy, he's so great.
He's so America's coach, America's friend, America's governor.
He's so frumpy and goofy and stupid in his stupid clothes and he's fat and he's old and he's bald.
He's 60 years old.
She's 60 years old.
My friend says she can go into and get a senior's discount at an AMC theater.
I don't know where these people come on to.
She's so young.
She's 60. That's good.
I mean, that's a good age.
Hey, I'm double six in five days.
I don't care about that.
But I'm not making myself out to be Mr. Youth.
I'm just telling you that's the way it is.
But this guy's only 60 years old.
I don't think he looks that great.
But that's me.
What do I know?
Call me wacky.
And he comes out and he lies.
This IVF stuff is the biggest joke.
Stop for one second.
Have you noticed whenever you have a disease, you're an expert in it?
When you can say, well, I had to, I was out for a few days, what did you have?
Well, I had a tributary non-turgid, a bit of flatulent, OBS of colitis, and with a bifusional transmission, a transection of the binarily splectomy.
And the phrendulum.
And the phrendulum was, it did, there was dehiscence of the phrendulum.
And later on, it was a platysmal dehiscence, yes.
And you know everything about your disease.
You know everything about your disease.
You know the name of it.
You know the treatment.
You know the medication.
Well, I've been taking Velosposporol for two times a day.
And then we switched to Dysplantin.
That was a little bit too strong.
So we dealt with that for five days.
And then we did a dimension.
And you just know this stuff.
Okay.
Now, the teacher, the teacher and the governor, does not know the difference between IVF and IUI.
Intrauterine insemination, very simple.
Let's take some of that.
Take a semen sample.
And put it in.
Right into the uterus.
There we go.
That's basically insemination.
There's nothing...
There's no frozen...
IVF?
Frozen.
Produced.
Embryos.
Thrown away.
Kept good.
Is this one good?
That was good.
Okay, keep that.
What about this one?
It's not good.
What is it?
That's an embryo.
That's a human.
Sorry, it's not a duck.
It's a human.
We're not going to argue the point.
So, Coach doesn't understand the difference between IUI and IVF.
Crypto says, ha ha, remind me of Bill Murray.
I don't know what, but good, I guess.
Thank you, Crypto.
Now, he doesn't understand this.
He says, and we, I was this, that's my daughter.
We wanted to try.
You know who else did IVF?
Michelle Obama.
Everybody's doing IVF.
Oh!
Just saying.
Don't, don't, please.
Hold it.
Don't get crazy.
Don't get crazy.
But it's funny.
They're coming out of the woodwork now.
A lot of IVF.
Okay.
So anyway, so here comes Tampon Timmy.
He doesn't know.
He gets it.
And I waited.
When that phone rang, my pit in my stomach, and I'd say, is this going to be the call that says it took?
Yes.
And we had our daughter.
I was so happy we named her Hope.
Because of what?
Because of IVF?
Yes, because of IVF.
It was IVF.
It was IVF.
IVF.
IVF.
Tim, what?
It's not IVF.
What?
It's not IVF.
It's not IVF.
What is this?
IUI?
IUI?
DUI?
I got a DUI winter.
No, we're not.
IUI?
VI?
Isn't that the same?
No.
It's not the same?
No.
Well, why the hell am I calling it an IVF?
I don't know where you go.
Well, what am I saying?
I don't know what you're saying.
Well, why the hell am I calling it an IVF?
Because you're a shtonad is what you are.
You're an idiot.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Okay.
Now, J.D. Vance never said, He was against IVF.
Never said it.
Never said it.
Not once.
Not one time ever.
Never.
They passed this.
There was this Alabama Supreme Court case that in essence said that there was this Supreme Court case that said that the frozen embryos were human.
The frozen embryos were human.
So a lot of doctors said, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're not going to be involved.
I don't want to do it.
So immediately legislation corrected that.
But the Democrats came out and they filed this messaging bill called Right to IVF.
And the bill was intended to gain publicity for the Democrats who were attacking this.
Since overturned Alabama Supreme Court decision that briefly declared frozen embryos to be persons.
And Vance said specifically that he personally supports IVF and no state in the country bans it.
But he voted against it because it was this plenary bill that had other considerations and for whatever it's worth...
He voted against this mandatory bill.
He never, ever, ever, ever, ever said he was against IVF.
Never!
But they said he did.
He didn't even have IVF.
Now, when somebody...
Have you ever known a liar?
Have you ever known a liar?
Oh, I've known some good liars.
My good friend Gordon Solder used to always say, some people would rather climb up a tree and lie than stand there and tell the truth.
I know people who lie about stuff.
What's the most ridiculous?
Well, you know, they broke into my apartment.
They did?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Broke into my car.
Broke into my car.
Took the...
Had a wallet.
And they took a wallet.
And so I made the police report.
And they caught the guy.
When was that?
About two weeks ago.
Then the wife says, he didn't.
They never broke it.
What?
Wait a minute, what?
Jerry told me they broke into the car.
No.
He told me they broke into these people.
Somebody broke into the car and they arrested him and took his wallet.
He goes, no, he didn't.
Why did he tell me that?
Do you ever know people like that?
I know a bunch of them.
It's like, why are you lying?
It doesn't even matter.
You told me this story.
Yeah, I was in the Foreign Legion.
Now listen, Jerry, please stop.
You're not in the Foreign Legion.
Stop it.
No, I was.
No, you're not.
Jerry, why are you telling me this?
You're lying.
Quit lying.
Now, some lies I can understand.
You know, hey, are you having an affair?
No.
Now, that's not right, but I understand it.
Say, Bill Clinton, did you have sex with...
No!
Okay, again, not right, but I kind of understand it.
People who are criminals caught covered in blood with a knife.
Did you kill...
No, I didn't.
No.
You didn't kill this person?
No!
I understand that.
But when you volunteer something, that means you're psychotic.
You're a psychopath.
You don't know anything.
He made this story up about the IVF.
He didn't...
He could have easily said, well, my wife, you know, we had infertility.
Now, she had something.
She didn't have IVF.
We use IUI, which basically is just...
It's basically, you know, it's the same thing.
But still, he could have been just championing the effort as well.
Nobody would have said, well, listen, excuse me, you know, Timmy, I would have gone along with you.
But you didn't have IVF.
Now, if you told me that you and Gwendolyn had IVF, that doesn't work that way.
He made this up.
Never was true.
Then he said one time how he got it.
He was driving 98 in a...
Some ridiculous story.
Not that it matters, but he was driving in...
Hang on a minute.
The story's kind of interesting in a strange way.
Where is it?
I got the facts here.
Very good.
Oh, yeah.
In 1995, he was 31 years old, okay?
So, Tampon Timmy was stopped.
He was going 96 in a 55...
Mile an hour road in Nebraska.
Okay.
All right.
We've all sped.
All right.
All right.
I remember when I first got the Yugo, I was a terror.
So, he was drunk, and he failed to feel sobriety dust, which, by the way, everybody does.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you can.
Now, would you count backwards from 46 to 23, and then I want you to lift one leg, take 10 steps, turn around, The strobe light going on.
You're scared out of your mind.
And you're drunk and you're loaded.
The best one used to be pick up the coin where they put a coin in the ground.
So you lean over to pick it up and you just you do a face plant.
So he failed the feels of body test.
Oh, and the horizontal gaze nystagmus.
Look at this.
Nystagmus on set.
All right.
I'm not telling you what to do, but I wish.
One day somebody would say, hey, you know what I found?
Somebody who passed the field of sobriety test.
Somebody said, I'm sorry, sir.
You're fine.
You can go.
Eureka of alcohol.
Eureka!
But you passed the field of sobriety test.
So we're going to let you go.
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
So anyway, they took him to a hospital.
They gave him a test.
And he blew up 0.128.
Now, that's interesting.
Because you always get two or three samples.
You want to get two at least.
If the first is a.128 and the second one is a.125, that means you're coming down.
And that means you were higher when you were pulled over.
If all of a sudden it's going up, that's interesting.
Let's say it's a.128 and then it's a.13.
If we extrapolate backwards, you theoretically could not have been under the influence.
At the time, we were pulled over.
Because it's at that moment, even though alcohol rises, even though the concentration levels rise, it's when you're pulled over.
So, it works different ways.
So, anyway, 0.128, still good.
When you get a 0.2, I've seen some of these, I love some of these, you know me, I love these YouTube stories.
They have some, sometimes women, girls, 0.25, geez, 0.25, you would be How loud?
Gone?
Waxed?
Gooned?
.25?
They're acting like it's nothing.
And they're talking, can I go now?
That's an alcoholic.
So anyway, so that was in 95. Okay, so in 2006, he's running for Congress.
Which, by the way, remember, he abandoned his National Guard group.
And they dug this thing up, and they said in 2006...
His campaign repeatedly told the press he had not been drinking that night.
He was not drinking.
Claiming he failed to fuel sobriety tests, dig this to a misunderstanding related to, you ready for it?
Wait for it.
A hearing loss from the time of his National Guard.
I'm sure combat related in his mind.
He also said he was allowed to drive home, die home, no big deal.
Okay.
CNN wrote that he got away with it for 12 years, and then he ran for governor in 2018.
Now in 2018, it resurfaced again, and he acknowledged that he had been drinking, and in 2022, they found the arrest record again, and he had a.128, and he said that he was okay, he was drinking.
Now, you're not going to get, believe me, you know, say what you want, but you're drinking.
I mean, sorry about that.
Very interesting thing about this.
One time as a prosecutor, we went to these DUI classes.
And that was fun because you're in this hotel and you've got a sinus thing and you say, I'm not driving.
I'm going to say, okay.
And people are like, oh, I know.
Because they wanted you to know what it felt like.
And they gave somebody, they said, this one, and you found out some people were really good drinkers.
One guy chugged a shot of whatever it was.
He got on the breathalyzer right away.
Blew zero, zero.
Nothing.
Because it hadn't been assimilated.
It's got to be alveolar lung breath.
It wasn't, he just, the guy took a shot.
A couple minutes later, and you see it.
Here we go!
Now it's working through your system.
So he lied about that.
He lied about the National Guard.
I'm not going to put you there.
He lied about the IBF.
He also lied about the level of draconian lockdowns for Minnesotans.
The guy's a liar.
He's a complete and total liar.
Absolutely a liar.
By the way, speaking of a liar, I love this joke.
Guys walk down the street.
There's a dog sitting there.
He's like a little rope around a tree.
And it says, dog, free.
And he says, huh.
The guys look at the dog.
No, it's kind of cute.
And the dog wheels up and says, can you believe this?
They're getting rid of me after all I've done.
Can you believe this?
Can you believe this?
I mean, not only am I good.
By the way, what's your name?
Yeah, Jerry.
Hi.
My name is Lou.
Nice to meet you.
Anyway, I'm a hell of a dog.
You know, I was one of the first trackers.
I was a cadaver tracker.
And I did dope.
And then later on, later on when I kind of retired, I would go to schools and play with the kids.
I was a therapy dog.
And the guy says, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
You can talk?
He says, of course I can talk.
And that son of a bitch wants to get rid of me after all I've done.
He says, stay right there.
So he goes in there and he says, excuse me, you're giving this dog away for free?
He says, yeah.
He says, The dog told me that he was a tracker, he was in the war, he worked with kids, he was a cadaver dog, and he talks, and he did all this stuff, and he won medals, he's been to the White House, and you want to get rid of him for nothing?
Why?
And the guy says, he's lying!
Anyway, you either get it, I could have embellished it with a lot more salty language to make the point, but the point is!
He's a liar.
And if I were Donald Trump, I swear to God, I would be every single day just sitting at that desk, right at the time, right tonight, as he goes on.
All of a sudden people say, hey, Trump's on X, or Twitter.
I still can't call it.
Does anybody call it X?
No.
Hey, Trump's on X. And you can say, are you watching this guy yet?
He lies about stuff.
IVF, IUI.
All we have, what is the matter with him?
Is there something wrong with him?
Is he demented?
He lies about stuff he doesn't have to.
And you know he's going to be lying tonight.
Oh look, I'm sure he's a nice person, but he lies about his National Guard record.
He lies about his IVF.
He lies about being drunk driving.
He just lies.
But you need more than that.
Are you going to take that?
And she?
Where's she?
I don't know.
They're going to keep her hidden.
Look at this guy.
Can you imagine?
I'm going to go one step further.
Can you imagine Trump doing a mystery science theater, watching it live?
He says, look at this guy.
That's America's coach for you, isn't he?
That's America's coach.
What does that mean?
With all due respect for coaches, what does he think?
We are stupid?
Oh, he's so roly-poly.
Oh, he's a coach.
He's just an ordinary guy.
Did you see that Doritos routine?
And they got mad at me because I like a nice Chipotle bowl.
I swear to you, they would say, last night, we had the first time, a play-by-play from the president attacking.
More people watched X than watched that.
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
I swear to God it would be in the history books.
Trump watching this, commenting.
Can you believe this guy?
Look at this guy.
Look at this.
Is this the best they can do?
Seriously.
And John Shapiro.
Now, John Shapiro is good, but you know why?
He's a Jew.
Can't do that.
What about Doug?
Well...
And Doug?
That's a ball of fire.
Just imagine this rolling commentary.
It would be...
People call it hilarious.
It would be the biggest people would be talking about tomorrow.
What?
About Tim?
No!
They'd be talking about Trump!
And then they say, do you think he's going to be doing it?
Oh, you better believe I'll be doing it.
I'll be watching her.
It's the first time I get to hear because she's not saying anything.
She's not saying anything.
And if she does anything about the bus and the yellow bus and, you know, the community banks and the community, I don't know if I can make it.
And as she's talking...
There's Trump doing a split-screen review.
I know you're not taking me seriously, and I understand that.
You think, I'm kidding.
You think, I'm just making this up.
You think, oh, he does it.
I'm dead serious.
It would be, they would talk about it the next day.
Did you see Trump?
What about him?
Forget him.
This Trump is incredible.
That was hilarious.
Bro, literally, I literally, And then the night on September the 10th, interesting time frame, that's going to be this.
And I'm going to say, Mr. President, remember one thing.
You have one goal of this debate.
It's the next day to say, did you see that?
Did you?
You want people to call up, bruh, literally.
No, I don't say bro, it's bruh.
It's like the Vietnamese.
It's not pho, it's pho.
It sounds like, you know.
Anyway, are you watching this?
Are you watching this?
This guy's hilarious.
This guy's hilarious.
I love this guy.
Watch this.
He's destroying her.
Why?
Because we're living in a troll society.
You think I'm kidding, aren't you?
You think I'm kidding.
You don't believe me.
You think I'm just saying this.
You think I'm just saying it because I'm dead serious.
I would have...
They would look and say, tomorrow, watch Whoopi Goldberg, whoever.
Their face would be, I don't believe he did that.
We're through.
And then Kamala says, what?
You know he's watching us.
What?
As you're going to go on, he's doing it to you.
The thing he did last night to Timmy, he's doing it to you.
He's going to be on.
Now, while you're speaking, he's going live.
Think what that does to her.
He's going live.
Oh, he'll be watching, coming on everything you say.
You think I'm kidding, don't you?
You think I'm kidding?
We'll see.
I want to win this thing.
I don't care.
It's got to be legal.
It can't be violent.
It can't be illegal.
But I want to destroy it.
And the thing about it is you've got to tell people that she is a joke.
And he's a liar.
And they don't deserve your attention.
They don't deserve Your anything.
Your respect.
They don't have the respect for you.
Now, I've done a couple of things here.
First and foremost, I was very rude and I didn't bring up something which I wanted to tell you about, which I don't know why I didn't, but I didn't.
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Gwig says, it's the truth.
Yesterday Trump stated again, death penalty for child rape and trafficking.
DNC didn't have a policy page on their website.
RNC created one for them.
New Trump ads on YouTube.
Rock, bruh.
Incredible.
I will never understand, Gwig.
I will never understand.
Never understand how people just don't get it.
I don't understand how they don't get it.
I don't understand it.
I don't.
I don't understand.
I have a thing for you, which I cannot even...
We can't do this because it would be illegal, but we can't do it.
But when it comes to what kids go through, what kids are put through, and now 300 plus thousand unaccompanied kids just lost, turned over to cartels, Sex trafficking?
Organ harvesting?
I mean, you lost them?
You don't know where they are?
You lied about the cages?
You lied about this?
And then when you brought them in, you lost them?
You insisted.
You let strange men show up with a little girl and you go, okay, what are you, the father?
All right, Pedro, you're the father?
Yeah, this is Maria.
Okay.
Don't forget to vote.
Whatever you do, just as long as you vote.
Okay.
Sign up for your signature, right?
And that's your daughter, right?
Yeah, okay.
There you go.
They don't care about kids.
They don't care about kids.
They don't care.
They don't care.
What you do, to the least of my brethren, you do unto me.
And we are a society that cares nothing about kids.
Nothing.
I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't know what's the matter with us.
We are demented.
We are vile.
And the very fact That we've got this moron, this blithering idiot, daring to...
And that people like Barack and Michelle are saying, oh, she's terrific.
Vote for her.
No, really.
Joke's on you.
And those morons in that convention center.
That moron.
If we could somehow close that, take that BNC, just seal it.
Pick it up.
And move it to a parallel universe.
The stock of the American gene pool will rise significantly.
There'll be all of these woke, misgendered, trans, wokey, lefty, whatever it is.
And let me also tell you something.
And let me tell you something too.
And by the way, how many of you Palestinian supporters aren't there?
Schmuck, pay attention.
They're bringing in Antifa types to make your side look bad.
You do know what you're doing, right?
You do know.
These are agents provocateurs coming in to make it look like folks who believe in Palestinian rights are violent anti-American thugs and you don't even realize it.
And you're not saying anything about it because you've got your head so far up your arse you don't even get how this thing works.
Crypto Domini says, ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay.
It's like delayed laughing with you.
About what?
I don't know.
But as long as you're happy, my friend, that's all that matters.
I can't believe how stupid these people are.
I always give you this idea.
I always say to you, you know, if I had the...
How do I say this?
If we had the...
If I had to meet somebody from another planet and I said, oh, you're going to love this.
You know how we vote?
If I explain paper ballots to them, they'd say, no, you don't do that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we do it.
Paper ballots are good.
People always say, paper ballots are good.
Wait a minute, excuse me.
Paper ballots are good if done correctly.
Paper ballots are not good if you steal them and basically fill it in.
And then, you understand that, right?
And the person would say, you don't really do that.
Oh, no, no, we do that.
No, you don't.
Yeah, we do.
Oh, we do that.
We do that.
And nobody knows anything.
But Lara Trump knows what's going on.
She knows.
She's smart.
She's very smart.
You can tell.
She really knows her stuff.
Yep.
She really, she is something else.
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Crypto says, the reality has to be a parallel universe.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this reality has to be.
Oh, absolutely.
I don't believe what I'm even...
I don't even believe what I'm seeing.
Racial rent-a-riot.
Indeed.
Very interesting.
Very cryptic tonight.
Very, very cryptic indeed.
Some of your stuff is very good.
I'm not exactly sure what it means.
But I like it.
There's a certain style and panache to it.
All right, dear friends.
Now tonight, remember, follow Mrs. L. Let me also thank our dear friends.
Debbie Gandy.
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Everybody in Hillsborough, you know where that is.
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Crypto Domini, thank you so much for that, my friend.
Gwig, Soul76 can or can't.
Georgie Lenz, thank you.
Thank you for your time and effort.
Alright, my friends.
Wasn't that fun?
Did we have fun tonight?
We sure did.
Thank you so much.
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Have a great and glorious night.
Don't ever change being that sincerely.
And we'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m. reviewing the You Know What Fest of tonight at the DNC.
And until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue you.
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