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July 6, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Stop the Planted Trope: Michelle Obama Will Never Be the Dem Nominee for Anything Ever
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Have you ever in your life ever had more fun than now?
Can you tell me a time in your life, as far as political analyses are concerned, When you felt more alive than now.
I can't.
I can't even begin to tell you how, to use the words of serial killer Bernard Giles, you can see the atoms vibrate.
I've never seen anything like this.
Let me take you through this.
Dear friend, hold my hand.
Reach out.
I'm reaching out for you.
Join us.
Sit down.
Have some crumb cake.
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
Let me tell you what's going on here.
Everybody's just throwing stuff at you.
They have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
I heard somebody the other day whose name will not be, I'm not going to mention his name, but his initials are Charlie Kirk.
He puts out this tweet that says, sources tell me that it could be Kamala Harris or that Doug Burgum could be.
Do people just throw tweets out just to say something?
And there's another one who's a drool.
I'm really not going to mention his name.
He doesn't have anything to say.
I don't like...
Somebody has a picture standing next to Bill Gates and Bill Gates is a...
Vaccine person, so therefore, I mean, who writes this?
Then there's this other story that Michael Flynn, they had some phony doctor at FEC document that showed General Flynn.
Dear God, not General Flynn!
What are you talking about?
No!
No!
Stop!
Stop!
We're just going crazy.
We're picking things out.
It's like arguing.
On preseason football or betting on it.
Who cares?
That's not the issue.
Let's break this down, dear friends.
Let's break this down.
Let's look at this very specifically what it is, what is going on here.
This is critical, critical stuff.
I can't say it enough.
I can't explain it enough.
I can't put it into emphasis enough.
I can't.
I can't be any more, dare I say, me than now.
Okay, you ready?
Okay.
Now let's look at this thing rationally, intellectually, intelligently, and as people who know a little bit about history and reality.
Number one, I think it is safe to say, do you not agree with me?
Do you not agree with me?
That it seems unlikely that Joe Biden can handle 125 more days until the election.
Can we start off with that?
Let's just start off with this premise.
Very simple.
You don't have to know anything about who said what, who's going to the White House.
Question number one.
Do you think it is unlikely?
Do you think it is unlikely?
Yes or no, that Joe Biden can handle 100, can he wait, rather, 125 days where each moment, each hour turns into another horror show.
Do you think it is, question, anybody, does anybody can say, yeah, he can do that.
Well, he said he's not going to drop out.
He said he's not going to drop out.
When he says he's not going to drop out and he drops out, doesn't he care about that?
No, it won't matter because he's dropped out.
Does that make sense to you?
Of course it does.
So does anybody believe?
Seriously.
And I know sometimes we want to be funny.
Is there anybody?
Honey, do you think he can weigh 125 days?
Can Joe Biden actually stick it out 125 more days, campaign, do conventions, another debate?
Anybody?
Do you think he could, honey?
Seriously?
No.
Anybody?
Does anybody think?
There's kind of a trick question to this.
Do you think he can do it?
Seriously.
I don't know if you heard this.
We've got to do this.
Can Biden do this?
No.
But his team can.
What?
His team can.
You have been privy to one of the greatest examples ever.
Of this notion that says, do you believe me or your lying eyes?
This reminds me of the Monty Python parrot sketch.
Remember that one?
As I have a parrot, it's dead.
No, it's not.
It's stunned.
What?
No, it's dead.
It is no more.
No, it's not.
It's...
That's what this is.
He's unable to do this.
Yes, he can.
He's never been better.
What?
What?
He's absolutely terrific.
Karine Jean-Pierre said he doesn't have Alzheimer's, dementia.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with him.
He had a cold.
Took some Dimetap, took some Robitussin, took an antihistamine.
I don't know what it was.
Maybe, you know.
Who knows?
But he's doing great now.
Who?
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden's doing great.
Then he came out the other night in a worse performance.
A worse performance.
Comes out and reads for four minutes and then saunters up in this orange Xanthodermic, kind of a weird, I don't know what this is.
He looked like his Billy Rubin was off the charts, like he was like jaundiced or something.
Do you see what they're doing?
They're just telling you, no, he's fine.
No!
No, he's not fine.
Yes, he is.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
Kareem Jean-Pierre?
Does that, she does that, I don't know what that bird is that does this.
She says, well, you know, there's a lot of things too.
I've known him right now, and I've seen him.
He might have done a better job, but he's better than him.
So you're like this, you're thinking, and I'm thinking, bravo.
They are the best.
They're looking at you and saying, he is fine.
He is going to do it, and we're going to get that Trump, because Trump is...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before we get to Trump, we have never seen this ever.
So question number one.
You have three possibilities, dear friends.
Three possibilities.
Number one, Biden stays on throughout the race, 125 days.
And then we have the election.
Who knows what happens?
Forget whether he can do four more years.
Forget any of that.
Can he handle 125 more days?
Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
That's the issue.
Number two.
If for some reason he can't, or he steps down, or he's told, or he has no choice, For whatever reason.
Whatever reason he gives.
Whatever reason you believe.
Whatever reason.
The question then is, okay, who would it be next?
Right?
Gotta have an election.
You're not gonna just not have an election.
Who would it be next?
That's the issue.
Now, you can talk and this and that, but let me see if I can narrow this down.
Number one.
Stop the planted trope that Michelle Obama will be the Democratic nominee.
She will never be the Democratic nominee for anything, ever.
Under no circumstances, ever.
It's never going to happen.
She does not want it.
They don't want her.
They just throw that out.
She loves to see her name in lights.
She loves to see her image, her visage for consideration.
Oh, they love me.
Right, Barack?
Right, honey.
They love you.
They love you.
Oh, it's been a love affair.
She's never, ever, ever Under any circumstance.
In no fantasy.
No hallucination.
No halcyon moment.
Nothing.
Halcyon as in the narcoleptic or the whatever.
Nothing.
Never.
She's kind of like the Carrie Lake.
Remember Carrie Lake?
Whatever happened?
What was that about?
I don't know.
Carrie Lake just loved to be talked about.
Oh, they love Carrie Lake.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
But that's Michelle Obama.
They just love, she just, okay, that's it.
Number two, who are the others?
Well, Gavin Newsom.
Gavin Newsom, as we said today, is so filled with problems, but he looks good as long as he doesn't say anything.
If Gavin Newsom can come out, stand with his wife, wave, say thank you, turn around and keep going.
Don't ask him any questions.
Don't ask him any questions about when he was married to that Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Don't ask any questions about his drug problems and his drinking problems and maybe children.
There are stories that you cannot believe the infidelity and the pictures.
They say there's all kinds of pictures and threesomes and foursomes with barn owls and ducks and pettings.
I mean, just wearing a woodchuck outfit.
Squatting over a goldfish bowl, smearing cream cheese and bean cherries all over them and knocking off with a slingshot at 20 feet.
I made that up.
There's no excuse.
I'm embellishing.
But this one and that...
Kimberly, oh my god.
That's why something tells me she's been sedated and sent to a monastery or some type of a cloistered nunnery to get her ass out of here and take Don Jr. with you.
We don't need you right now to screw this thing up.
We're winning!
We're winning this!
Class, let's go back to what we said.
Number one, Biden stays.
Number two, Biden goes.
And who replaces him?
Gavin Newsom?
Could be.
But right now, what people are talking about is Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris.
Now, do me a favor.
I don't care what you think about her.
I think you know what I think of her.
Anybody who's listened to her, we know all about her with the coconut tree and the laughing.
She's just, oh God.
She's been a joke since the beginning.
She didn't pull 2% at first.
She was a nobody out of nowhere.
She's a complete and utter nothing.
She's a nothing.
She was there as a joke.
Why they picked her?
We have no earthly idea.
They could have picked so many other people.
You want a black woman?
Fine.
I'll give you a gay, black, trans, post-operative.
Eunuch, Sepian, whatever, anything you want, I'll give you a troglodyte.
I'll give people from out of, you name the demographic, I'll get it for you.
But you want this dingbat?
They wanted her.
Why?
I have no idea!
She sucks!
Let that joke go.
Please, no Willie Brown joke.
Nope, nope.
Let it go.
Let it pass.
I didn't mean to say that.
She's ineffective.
There you go.
She is cosmically ineffective.
Woefully ineffective.
Unbelievably ineffective.
She is devoid of anything remotely even approximating A competence, okay?
Now that we've got that out of the way, now that we've got that, let's ask the question.
What happens if she is the nominee?
Let's do this, okay?
Listen very carefully.
What happens if she's the nominee?
By the way, Digg, thank you, Digg.
Digg's a new member.
Pilgrim Media says...
She's a hack, a hack, I say.
Okay, she indeed is.
And our good friend, Bryzen Himura says, with all this going on, what should Trump do?
Oh, we'll get to that, Bryzen, B-R-Y-Z-N.
We will get to that.
Now, here's the story of a lovely lady.
The question is, what about the money?
What about the money?
What about the democratic rules?
What about the billions of dollars that they've put and amassed?
Who gets the money?
What?
Because they don't give a damn about who's who.
Because whoever it is, they're going to tell them what to do anyway.
Whoever is elected is a sock puppet.
Let me say this again.
Let me say this again.
Whoever is elected.
Whoever is chosen.
It's going to be the cutout, the apparatchik, the proxy, the puppet of the globalist shadow government enterprise.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Do we understand ourselves?
Do I make myself clear?
It doesn't.
You okay?
It doesn't matter who it is.
Biden, Hunter, Socks the cat.
It doesn't matter.
They're going to follow orders.
They're going to say you're going to be our magic pen.
Do it.
We don't care whether you know who's going to.
We'll take care of everything.
We're a team.
Whether it's Putin, Zelensky, this, Israel, name it.
You'll have people like Antony Blinken.
They're going to do what we say.
Everybody there.
Everybody in your staff, your cabinet.
We run it.
So we don't care who it is.
It doesn't matter.
We don't care about the American people.
We don't care about you and your stupid elections or whether you feel like this.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter.
We don't care.
Good.
Now, what happens if she's the person?
Great.
So now we're going to think about, can she win?
Can we steal this?
Legally.
Let's look at the numbers.
When she was, now these are all factors.
Number one, are we going to steal this?
Can we steal this again?
Legally?
Can we?
It's going to be tough now.
Why?
Well, we have to sort of get away with it.
And I don't think the people of this country are ready to have us try this again.
Especially when we're still in the middle of all this litigation involving the stealing of the election and the election and January 6th and the election and you're going to do it again?
Because believe it or not, the country, we still have to fear them a little bit.
We could just, you know, ham-handed, you know, brute force, Steal this again, but we just don't want to go through that.
We do have to pretend a little bit.
There are more of them than there are us.
As my good friend, and I'll name him, oh, I don't know, Vinny.
As Vinny one time said, remember, we can drown them in our urine.
What that means is that that's no undenism reference.
There are so many of us.
The moment that somebody goes, and we get PO'd, and we get to the point where we start fighting back, it'll get ugly.
Because we're really crazy.
We're really crazy.
And they're very good at, for the first time, trying to pit us against each other.
You know, blacks and whites in this country, we were fine.
Then came George Floyd.
Then came BLM.
And then we started going after each other.
DEI.
That was on purpose.
That was to cause racial tension between and among us.
But I digress, ladies and gentlemen.
So let's go back.
Kamala, what can she do?
Do we keep the money?
Good, we keep the money.
What else do we have to do?
She only pulled 2%.
Okay, fine.
Can she win fair and square?
Now this is the issue.
This is the issue.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Never, ever, ever believe any poll you hear from anyone.
I don't care who it is.
I don't care if it's PolitiFact.
I don't care if it's Snopes.
I don't care if it's Quinnipiac.
Zogby?
ABC?
NBC?
Did you not learn from the Hillary Clinton days?
Did you not learn about polls?
Polls mean nothing.
Polls are ways to steal news.
For example, we don't have enough money to put out ads, whatever.
Okay, float a story of a poll that we've taken.
Zogby, who wants to do it?
I'll do it.
Zogby, you want to do that?
Quinnipiac, who wants to do it?
Because there are these poll companies, especially at schools and colleges.
Like Quinnipiac, one of my favorites.
They don't have really like a football team.
They do polls.
Okay.
I need a poll that shows Kamala and Trump neck and neck.
Okay, you got it.
Boom.
Next thing you know, I say, hey, there's a poll, ABC.
And guess what?
You're in the news.
Why?
With your poll.
With your poll that you made up.
Think that's possible?
Let me show you how good this is.
They figured out a way to go to federal courts, FISA courts.
Make up a story.
Go to some crazy British fiction writer.
Write up a story about Trump paying a couple of Russian harlots to relieve themselves on the percales of a bed in Moscow.
Take the stupid story.
Why you have to pay for it?
I have no idea.
Take it, then go to a court, get a FISA warrant.
I mean, they did this.
They made this and it never happened.
None of it happened.
None.
Russian interference, Russian collusion, prostitutes, nothing.
Speaking of prostitutes, by the way, did you see the picture of Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem standing there with Stormy Daniels.
They're trying to raise $600,000 for her to pay back her judgments and all of her Trump legal fees.
Did you see Gloria Steinem?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Bless her heart.
Standing next to stormy, dusty saddles.
Oh.
Oh.
That's all I've got to say.
Look at that later.
So, let's go back.
Can she win?
Now, let me ask you a question.
Do you think right now, in a poll, taking everything that we have right now, Trump was going to beat Joe Biden?
Go to the states.
Go to the sweet states.
Go to the toss-ups.
Go to this.
Go to that.
Look at this electoral college.
Go to Nate Silver, go to this, go to all of these polls.
Now, let's take this.
Is it Biden?
Okay, let's take these numbers and pull out Biden.
And right now, 125 days until the election, put in Kamala.
What's the result?
Now, don't react.
Don't react because you don't like her, you don't think she's smart, which...
You don't like her.
I don't like her.
And no, I don't think she's smart at all.
Forget that.
Ask yourself the question.
What do you think?
There's nobody better.
Do you think Kamala Harris is better or worse than Mitt Romney?
Sarah Palin?
AOC?
Why?
I stand as Stormy Daniels.
We are all Stormy.
Oh.
We are all Stormy.
She has raised $742,000.
The goal is $1 million.
Very good.
She's raised $700,000.
The Bhutaneda has run it.
That's good.
I am Stormy.
Okay.
So let me go back to what we said.
Do you think that in an election...
Just take whatever the results were.
Remember, Trump was going to beat Biden.
Was he going to beat Biden because Biden was brain dead?
Was he going to beat Biden because Biden was out of his tree?
Probably not.
Probably for a host of reasons.
We've got to kind of retool this a little bit.
Now, let's just move Kamala into this.
Do you think it exists?
The possibility where a significant number of critical voters in critical states would say the following.
You know what?
I wasn't crazy about Joe Biden.
But Kamala Harris?
Now that's a different story.
I'm voting for Kamala.
Not what you like.
Not what you think.
Take the blue states.
The blue states would vote for a blue anything.
A Democratic anything.
Because they hate Trump so much.
Got it.
Remember, you only need 11 states to win the election.
The key one.
This is the issue.
Now, this means, forget what you think.
I am thinking right now, as a cephalogist, P-S-E-P-H-O-L-O-G-I-S-T, cephalogist, like psychologist, but cephalogist.
Somebody who has looked at the numbers.
I do not believe that within 125 days of the election, which they swear can be done, I do not say a significant shift in the numbers.
And I can see, if anything, some serious problems.
Why do I say this?
I'm glad you asked.
Number one.
Democrats are, as we say in West Tampa, they are mad.
Mad for reasons I will never understand.
Mad for reasons I shan't understand.
Mad for reasons to say, why didn't you tell me?
What?
Why didn't you tell me?
Tell you what?
That Joe Biden was this bad.
You didn't know?
I did not.
I had no idea.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You mean to tell me you didn't know this?
I didn't.
You didn't listen to him?
I listened to him.
And you thought he sounded fine?
Yeah.
I don't know what to do with that.
There are some things that humans do.
I'm still trying to figure out, excuse me, you covered yourself in tattoos?
Yeah.
And you think this looks good?
Yes.
I don't understand that.
So, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know why people do this.
I don't understand it.
Certain things people do, I just don't get it.
I don't understand it.
But either way, there are people who say, how...
How dare you?
How dare you lie?
And Kamala, you lied too.
But I was just trying to do the right thing.
I had to say this.
How dare you?
You should have told us he was that bad.
I'm serious about this.
Now, next issue.
Listen to me like you've never listened before.
You got me?
That's not a good one.
Pardon me.
There we go.
There we go.
I'm getting there.
That's it.
How you doing, Joe?
Terrific.
Okay.
How's Wilmington?
Lovely.
Number one.
The debate.
The debate.
Trump will have a debate with Kamala Harris.
Let me say that again.
I don't think you heard me the first time.
I don't think you heard what I said.
I don't think you're listening to me.
Trump, in a debate with Carmelita Harris, who says, and you can quote her, a community bank, you know that routine.
Now this time, Trump can go crazy.
Trump Was a genius.
Because what he did was, he's in this room where there's no audience.
See, the audience, the Democrats are so smart, they said, hey, what we'll do is this.
We'll get rid of the audience.
Why?
Well, we'll get rid of the audience because I don't know why.
The audience could have saved Joe.
What if Joe said something like, oh yeah, well you were a porn star.
Yeah!
And Joe might have said, oh.
And you might have thought, well, maybe that was a good...
Huh?
Oh, they'll have an audience next time.
They will pipe in.
They will pipe in this.
But understand something.
Because there was no audience, it made every crack, every whisper, every gasp, every breath, every puff of air even more horrific.
Plus, there was nobody to punctuate the validity, the veracity, the importance, the logical impenetrability of his voice, of his thoughts.
Nobody was there.
Nobody!
It was beautiful!
You wanted this.
Don't forget Jack Reacher.
Remember that line.
Remember, you wanted this.
Okay.
You want to cut the mic?
They're standing next to each other.
You can hear them.
Cut the mic.
And he had 12 days after G7 when he came up with that stupid line about, I almost fell asleep.
Don't say you almost fell asleep!
Are you trying to throw this?
A little time out here.
Hunter, can you come here for me, buddy?
Yeah, come here, Hunter.
Can I have a word with Hunter, Mr. President?
Yeah, thanks.
Listen, HB, let me explain something to you.
I see that you're on board now kind of as an advisor.
And you know what?
That's great.
Because you're a good son and you probably love your old man.
I love that.
But I want you to understand something.
The moment he goes away, the moment that he's not there to protect you, The moment that he's not done, because you see, he can't issue a pardon for you if he's left the building.
And those pardons would only apply to federal offenses.
But understand something, if he leaves early, and it's Kamala, and through some stroke of I don't know what, she wins.
Then maybe she might help you.
Because something tells me there could be a few federal offenses out there.
But understand something.
There are people who hate your guts.
And there are people like Karine Jambier, the Whig, and others who've had to explain why it's okay for the first son to be involved in Burisma, Chinese hedge funds, to knock up hookers and dancers and...
Have pictures with children.
God knows what on your laptop.
Methed out.
Cracked out.
So the first time they can bury you, they will do it.
And they'll do it to send a message.
See?
To call off the pitchfork and torch cross.
See?
We got rid of Hunter.
Okay?
Alright.
Good.
We got rid of him.
Because the only reason why you're not in prison now is because of him.
But the moment he steps down, remember this, he's gone.
You are nothing.
You're Amy Carter.
You're nobody.
Remember that?
Okay, you got that?
Okay, good.
Now, another one too.
May I talk to Kamala Harris?
Do you mind?
Madam Vice President, have a seat.
Can I explain something to you?
Here's something you haven't thought about.
And maybe you haven't.
But you know, as a dear friend of ours, Stan Lipman one time said, he said, how can Kamala claim to be a leader and not do her job now and show us?
You see that?
You see that?
The limpidity of this man's genius?
This is why if ever you see the name Stan Lipman on any kind of ballot, vote for him.
No matter what it is.
Who's Stan Lipman?
Shut up.
Vote for him.
Okay.
Now, Kamala, sit down for a minute.
Madam Vice President, you don't mind if I call you Kamala.
Can I call you Mamala?
And don't laugh.
Because you're not going to laugh when I get done with you.
A couple of things, hon. First of all, you don't know what you're talking about.
And it's pretty evident to anybody that you really, I mean, in four years, you think you would say, You know, I'm going to know a few things.
You think somebody would say once a week, can you have somebody come in and tutor?
I mean, she's a lawyer.
She was the Attorney General or something.
You think somebody would come in there and say, or the DA, or maybe she was, I don't even remember.
Can you maybe help her out?
Just once a week, tutoring, like, you know, like Burlitz.
You know, learn a little bit about, oh, I don't know, Russia, a little bit about...
Israel, a little bit about crime, a little bit about something.
And in four years, you haven't learned anything.
You sound just as dumb.
No, strike that.
You sound dumber than you did before.
Look at this Edie Crowley.
She said, it's ledger domain magic.
KJP.
Let me tell you what I've got here.
You better talk about ledger domain and magic.
I got some...
I got some Crowley artwork here that goes up in the museum.
Thank you, dear.
Got your stuff today.
We're going to be having an exposition.
We're going to have a showing of Edie's work.
Thank you for that.
But let me go back and tell you something.
You see what happens, Kamala, is this.
When you sit down with the president and you talk to him and you pull this business about the community banks and the community and existential oneness or whatever you're talking about.
You see, for the first time now, we now are into debates.
See, up until Joe Biden did that Hindenburg routine, nobody cared about debates.
Nobody.
Nobody cared about them.
Didn't know the first thing about debates.
Think about it.
Never heard.
I don't care.
Debates?
Who cares about debates?
What debate?
Now, that's all we're talking about.
How did Joe do in the debate?
What about the debate?
How do you do with the debate?
The debate.
Oh, there's another debate.
Who's?
Kamala.
Kamala's going to be in the debate?
She's in the debate who?
Trump?
Their debate.
Debate, debate, debate, debate, debate, debate, debate.
They're going to be watching now for the first time.
And in the old days, we used to watch and say, will there be a gaffe?
The worst one, believe it or not, heretofore, was Gerald Ford, who said that the Soviet Union will have no effect or influence whatsoever in Eastern Europe.
They thought that, to me, was the greatest one ever.
Then there was a thing, you know, with Lloyd Benson.
I knew Jack Kennedy.
He was a friend of mine.
You know Jack Kennedy.
That wasn't, you know, that was more like a zinger.
That's as much as it got.
Well, there you go again.
A zinger.
Michael Dukakis.
And if Kitty Dukakis were mad, well, Bernard, now I would.
Oh, zinger.
Nothing big.
That didn't destroy the...
The trajectory of the campaign.
It didn't destroy the person's ability to run for office.
No, until this one.
Until this one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
It changed everything.
Now, That's all we care about are debates.
And they're not even debates.
They're not even debates.
And you have never lived, Kamala, until you've been up against this guy.
You've never been at each other.
He's talked around you.
You can say things when you're on the Drew Barrymore show or The View.
You've always been on stuff where people love you.
You see that man there?
That's Donald Trump.
He's going to kill you.
Figuratively, of course.
He's going to destroy you.
You're going to end up a grease spot.
You're going to walk out of there a nullity.
You will have been trumped.
You will...
You will see that big T on you, like a...
Remember the night during one debate, which was the greatest night ever.
Trump gave the greatest line.
He was with Hillary Clinton.
At first, Trump wasn't that great.
He was drinking water and sniffing.
He just wasn't that great until something happened.
I don't know what happened.
Maybe he took some Benadryl or NyQuil or I don't know.
Anyway, he said to Hillary Clinton, she said, and I can't imagine what it'd be like for you to be in charge of our justice system.
And then in this perfect timing down to the microsecond, the pause.
The weight, and he said, you'd be in jail.
And it was this, oh my god.
This was comedy.
I mean, you better get a call.
He might have, this was comedy gold.
It was that moment.
It was that moment.
And this is against Hillary Clinton.
He wiped the floor with her.
And now we've got Kamala Harris?
Who has gotten worse?
Who's turned into this gibberish, this word salad, this logolalia, it's called, or logoria?
Ladies and gentlemen, the silver, hang on, he goes by the name, the silver, Sergeant Kamala will have to defend Biden's indefensible policies.
You know, that's true to an extent, but she can also say, I didn't do that, he did that.
I may agree with it.
I may not agree with it.
But I didn't do that.
He did that.
Okay?
You got that?
But that's a good point.
That's an excellent point, Silver Sergeant.
Absolutely.
I said, you know what?
You got a point there.
You got a point there.
Just Me says, Lionel, you had me laughing so hard this morning talking about your stutter years ago.
I was in tears.
Well, thank you for that.
It's great to know.
That my moment of personal humiliation and torment brought a smile to your face.
I'm kidding, of course.
Listen, if we can't laugh, if we can't laugh, then we don't.
It's as simple as that.
Now, here's the issue, too, which is the most important.
So, Kamala, what are you going to do?
Now, I would say, Mr. President, yeah, may I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, good.
I want you...
To understand that while you held back, sir, regarding President Biden, you are not going to do so regarding Kamala Harris.
Your goal is to destroy her.
Your goal is to destroy her.
Do you hear me, sir?
Do you hear me?
You can go nuts.
You can lose your mind.
On this one.
And here's what we're going to do.
Number one, we have talked to psychiatrists.
We've talked to people who perhaps know a little bit about her condition.
And we're going to go after a few things.
First of all, we found out that she hates people who think she's stupid.
Which is a pretty tough thing to do.
But she doesn't like that.
So you're going to go after her in this debate.
Again, assuming she's the nominee.
Assuming they switch.
Because right now, it looks like that's where they're going.
Because there's no way that Biden can do this for 120.
But then again, these sick bastards are so out of touch with reality, they might say, don't worry, we'll do it.
All right, but let's proceed with this.
Mr. President, during the debate, this is going to be the most watched debate ever.
I thought your repeat or your rewind with Biden was going to be something.
Not like this.
Oh, no, no, no.
No.
Mm-mm.
And what you're going to do is this.
You're going to do, remember these things.
One response is going to be, what?
Did anybody catch that?
Can you help me?
Excuse me.
A little help from the floor.
Can you tell me?
I have one question.
What the hell did she just say?
What?
Because that's the rib.
That's the joke.
And then he's got to make something like, is this like the community bank?
You know, the community is the community.
What are you saying?
Did you not rehearse for this?
Did you not prepare for this?
Do you really think you can handle it?
And I go, Mr. President, I would say, are you kidding me?
You make Joe Biden look like William F. Buckley.
What?
You what?
Have you ever sat across from Xi Jinping or Vladimir Putin?
Have you ever done this before?
Do you know what this is like?
Have you ever...
Tell me the biggest...
Tell me.
Your floor.
I'll waive my time.
Tell me the biggest decision you ever made.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Who was that dingbat she was talking to, that influencer, what was her name?
Taraji.
Who the hell?
Taraji.
Taraji Jay.
Taraji Jay.
What the hell are you talking about?
Taraji Jay.
You ever talk to Putin?
You ever talk to Putin?
Did you ever have him look at you?
Taraji played the mother of the one in Chicago who put the noose around his neck on that show Empire.
Oh, I don't know.
I never saw that.
You were on with Drew Barrymore on The View.
Do you have any idea?
Madam Vice President, I hate to say this, but you know you're a dingbat, right?
You do know.
Just tell me, let me elevate my respect for you, for you to tell me, I know I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
For example, If you sent me to Paris to be in a debate with Marine Le Pen or Macron, I would say, I can't speak French.
Nothing to be embarrassed about.
I just don't.
And I would know it.
And I wouldn't go in there and say, I farted you.
I think it's you.
Okay, very bad then.
I farted you.
And you, I would say I'm Guy Lafarge.
You speak French.
I wouldn't do that because I don't speak French.
And I would know a limitation.
I think it was Magnum Force.
I think it was Harry Callaghan who said, a man's got to know his limitations.
And I would do the hummer, the hummer, the hummer.
And all night long I'd say, does anybody know?
Is there a translator here?
Seriously.
I can't wait to see the result to find out maybe if there's one of those.
Oh, by the way, did we notice the other night?
Did you notice how there wasn't a signing person?
Did you notice that?
Yeah.
I didn't see one.
You know why?
So maybe you could hope for the death vote.
Can you imagine the signing person going like this?
What?
And the signing person would also...
You know how this...
Believe me, I'm not making fun of them.
I have the most respect for Amazlan and American Sign Language.
But you know how they always, sometimes they'll be very, you know, their faces will kind of comport with a particular message of the...
Well, I've got to tell you something.
Would they also answer like Joe Biden?
It...
The Democrats would say, oh my God.
And the message would be, well, she did.
She did much better.
Now remember, the reason why this debate is important is because the country is going to be attuned to debates.
The country is going to understand what debates are.
The country is going to grasp this.
Now, what should Trump do?
You ready?
Who wants to hear it?
Good.
First thing.
Donnie Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, here you go.
Get out.
I don't want to see you until November the 6th.
Okay?
I don't want to see you, hear you, no tweets, no runs, no errors.
Both of you, get out.
I don't want to hear you making fun of anybody.
Nothing.
I'm going to act presidential.
Number two.
Ignore them, except for Kamala.
Ignore them.
Talk about what you want to do.
I read something today, which ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I hope you get to see.
This was something that was put out by something called Newsmax Magazine.
And it says something to the effect that...
This time the battle-hardened Donald Trump is ready.
He will waste no time.
He will not make the mistakes he made in the early days of his first administration.
His team is ready.
They have a plan.
Now President Trump is ready to act on it.
What will his first 100 days look like?
Well...
Insiders say it will be political war that will end Washington's insider game once and for all.
Trump's plan is revealed in, according to what I'm reading here, Newsmax Magazine Special Edition, Trump's First 100 Days.
Like a general planning an invasion, Trump insiders tell Newsmax there will be three major thrusts to remove, eradicate, and destroy.
The first major thrust will be removal phase.
Thousands of government employees will be fired from top jobs.
These are Biden's political friends and fellow travelers.
Trump's team is already going through rosters and taking names.
The second will be the personnel phase.
Already, Trump's team has identified tens of thousands of loyal Americans who are extremely well-qualified, willing to leave their private jobs, and who are hungry to clean up Washington.
And then, and then there is a third and final crucial war phase.
And this will be an all-out war.
Again, this is, I'm reading from Newsmax.
I hope they can make it.
President Trump will seek to eradicate Biden's woke policies by executive order, legal initiatives, and more.
Here are his major agenda items.
Number one, America first economy.
Back on track with business incentives that drive change.
Next, the budget deficit.
Trump knows Biden erased, or created rather, a massive deficit.
Nearly $2 trillion annually.
He has plans for massive cuts to Biden's boondoggles.
Next, secure the southern border.
Shutter!
The gates that terrorists want to exploit.
But there's more.
Millions of illegals must be deported and deported now.
Trump has a plan.
Energy independence.
Tap America's oil and natural gas reserves.
Trump knows this is key to economic freedom and prosperity.
He already has an energy czar ready to go.
And that is what I hope is indeed the case.
If that is true...
That's one of the wisest things he can do.
To go in immediately.
Next, I would say to the President, you are not going to have an inauguration.
There is no requirement for you to have an inauguration.
You don't need an inauguration.
You do not have to have people turn you down again.
You do not have to have Antonio Sabato Jr. and Chachi, you know, giving the cold shoulder.
You don't have to go through this.
You do not have to go through this.
And this is the most important thing in the world.
You have to be able to, you must, you must, Mr. President, you must.
Speak to the people about the dream you want.
What America is going to look like under your administration?
What is America going to look like?
What are things going to be?
What are you going to do?
Give people a plan.
Give people a vision.
Give people a look at what you implanted.
Seriously, absolutely positively.
And you have to maintain your focus on this.
You have got to make sure that in every state, specifically critical states, and swing states, you've got to make sure you are registered to vote.
And plus, we need an overwhelming popular vote.
Next, the president and you and we, as deputized versions of this movement, Must understand that we talk to friends and ask them a very simple question, as I've told you repeatedly.
It's a very simple concept.
Do you want four more years of this?
Whatever it's called.
Do you want four more years of this?
And now they're trying to do these...
Did you see, honey, where they were trying to unravel some of these...
These gender-affirming and gender mutilation programs.
And then I think that this Title, not Title IX, but they're trying to undo it.
They're going to say, oh, no, no, we're changing our mind.
Oh, no, no, see, we're okay.
And then Jill Biden, her chief of staff, is this...
Yeah, Title IX changes.
And then Jill Biden has this degenerate...
I guess who is in charge of her staff, who's another lunatic.
These people are psychosexual freaks.
They are not right.
There's something very, very wrong with these people.
Well, I mean that.
I absolutely mean that.
Today we heard that Hunter Biden was there.
They did some posthumous Medal of Honor recipients for the Civil War.
What?
I don't even know.
Why is this man there?
Let me go back to what I said originally.
The people that run this country, the people that run this country don't care about you and me.
They don't care about our family.
They don't care about crime.
They don't live here.
They don't care.
In fact, in a very weird way, whenever they see disorder and chaos, it makes them happy or something in a very strange way.
When they say previously beautiful parts of the country, like Kensington, which is in Philly, which is where they filmed Rocky.
This was just an industrial place, but still, when they see it completely turned into hell, they love it.
When they see Los Angeles turn into this whatever you want to call it, they love that.
When they see children look in fear at what they are told women and men look like, they love this.
It's something you can't imagine.
They love this.
It's a depravity you can't put into words.
That's a very interesting thing as well.
Did you hear where all of a sudden, Tucker Carlson is going to be talking to Zelensky.
Oh my God!
This is going to be one of the greatest things.
And Tucker, do your homework this time.
Go for the kill.
Get a hold of Scott Ritter, John Mearsheimer, everybody, but Ritter in particular.
Colonel McGregor, but Scott Ritter in particular, and understand kind of where this is going.
Really understand this.
Bring up the Bugatti.
Bring up how his wife is in Cartier.
Ask him where he has villas.
And this is incredible.
And by the way, Lex Friedman, you interviewed Ivanka Trump?
What is the...
I am shocked.
He talked to Nobel laureates.
I mean, he had some of the most incredibly deep conversations, and you have this ditz, Ivanka Trump?
What is the matter with you?
I don't know how much Jared paid you, but I am shocked.
I am disheartened by this.
That's that.
Listen to me.
Listen to your Uncle Lenny here.
I remember that I'm so lucky having been in my generation where I can say, I remember when we went from AM to FM.
I remember when we went from 45s to albums to cassettes to 8 tracks.
I remember the advent of the internet from the dial-up modem.
And AOL.
And all of it.
And I saw this incredible transitional change.
I saw politics from...
I was born in the last two years before the end of Eisenhower.
So I don't remember too much of that.
But I remember and I've seen this thing go from Kennedy to this one.
Been to Vietnam.
Been to Watergate.
Been through all this stuff.
Been through 9-11.
Been through...
Oh, and by the way...
Congratulations, Candace.
That's all I want to say.
Don't let us down.
But be very careful about what you're doing.
Because nobody wants to hear about that.
Nobody.
Trust me when I tell you that.
America is a very funny place.
America does not want to hear bad news.
America does not like this stuff.
America doesn't want somebody to come along and say, that's not what happened.
I always call this similar to us hearing the real story behind our conception.
Nobody really wants to know what mom and dad did.
Because we always think about our birth being beautiful.
And not mom in the back of a Buick in a French maid's outfit with dad with a half a load on.
That's not the way we...
I mean, that was true, I guess.
But what you are seeing right now is something so important.
You are seeing...
A transformation, a transmogrification of news and news platforms the likes of which I could have never even imagined.
And before your very eyes, the very people who are saying, say what you want, but in terms of the people that make the impact.
It's not Caitlin Collins or Caitlin, whatever her name is, the woman with the eyebrows who looks real angry on CNN.
It's not her.
It's not Tater.
It's not Meager and Joe.
It's none of that.
It's not Jake Tapper.
Nobody watches this on any given night in terms of sheer number.
That's not part of the momentum.
Nobody tunes in to see this.
We look at this as an example.
I look at it as an example of what the idiots are saying.
And I think you do as well.
We're in the middle of something right now that is so fantastic, so great, and that is this information.
This maelstrom, this revolution, I don't know what you want to call it.
It's something I never even thought possible.
And it is so exciting.
So exciting.
And you ain't seen nothing yet.
And more importantly, I think I speak for all of us when I say to you, I am so glad.
I'm so glad that we are seeing this thing change.
Because the bottom line is simply this.
Who's going to win?
Let's go back and do the math.
Right now, Trump's going to win if he's against Biden.
If it's Kamala Harris, there is no way that people are going to say, I will not vote for Joe Biden, but I will vote for Kamala Harris.
The numbers don't work in the right toss-up state.
The numbers are not significant.
The next reason is that after the first debate, let me say this again.
I hope you understand it.
We are now debate savvy.
We didn't care about debates.
Debates meant nothing to us.
Nothing.
Didn't matter.
We didn't care about them.
Our good friend Charlie Calais says, I'm in this American Legion.
Can you send a link for the Medal of Honor for Civil War veterans?
Okay.
I will do that, sir.
Thank you.
Johnny Maz says, where's the person who fixed someone's computer?
Where's the...
Oh!
I don't know what that means.
Is this Hunter's case?
I don't know this.
Have you read Drudge Report headline?
That's interesting.
I will do that now.
And Bull Trader says, well, thank you, Bull.
Let me see.
Trump...
What am I saying?
Not Trump.
Drudge.
Pardon me.
I'm losing my mind here.
Drudge.
Yeah, it says Sean Combs, subject of federal investigation.
It's her party now.
Yeah, I see that.
Who will be Kamala's running mate?
Poll Trump 47. Okay.
I don't know who that is.
That's fantastic.
Here we go.
This.
Biden, this is for you, Charlie.
Biden bestows Medal of Honor on Union soldiers who helped hijack a train in Confederate territory.
This is July 3rd.
I will send this link to you, sir.
And received your marvelous letter.
Charlie, and I thank you for your email to which I responded.
Let me make sure you get this.
This is coming your way, sir.
Here we go.
There we go.
Right there.
That is your story.
Now, the next point I want to talk to, and this is some kind of a weird Rorschach test people have.
Whom should President Trump Select for his vice president.
Now that question does not mean whom do you like?
By the way, who and whom?
Whom never really, it rarely sounds correct.
But we're just going to say who to make it sound more colloquial.
Who should be the vice president?
Who?
Now let me tell you a couple of things here.
You've got to ask a question.
Number one, not somebody that you like, but who was somebody who was going to be?
Mike Pence was a great vice president before the end.
He got the Christian vote.
He kept quiet.
He loved President Trump.
Everything was terrific.
Dan Quayle was great.
Kept quiet.
Did his job.
Never sought the limelight.
You do not want to have Rand Paul knowing.
A libertarian type of...
No.
No.
You want to do somebody who is almost vanilla without being vanilla.
Rand Paul.
Personally, I like him a lot.
Carrie Lake?
No.
Where is Carrie Lake?
What does she do?
Other than the fact that...
She wants to get her thing.
Carrie Lake is about Carrie Lake.
Carrie Lake, Tulsi Gabbard, these people do not know.
No, no, no.
Do you think Carrie Lake is going to sit back as vice president?
And by the way, when you pick vice president, you can almost kill your chances.
You can say your chances for going to president, they're over with.
It happens very, very rarely.
Ben Carson.
Ben Carson is the best for me.
Quiet, dignified, respectable.
Nobody doesn't like Ben Carson.
African American vote, you want that?
I don't believe in racial demographics.
I don't believe that at all.
I don't believe that makes any sense.
Any impact.
Nobody gives a damn about that.
Nobody.
Nobody.
The people who said, well, Barack Obama was the first black man.
Would any black man do?
No.
No.
Some will.
What about some women?
Some.
America wasn't ready for a black president.
It was that black president.
So let's just stop with this myth.
Ben Carson is respectable.
They love him.
He doesn't do anything.
He's not going to seek the limelight.
Remember that poor time during one of the debates?
Remember when he was standing and they called him and he waited?
And they said, Ben Carson!
No way!
And he stood there and they walked by and they said...
People were walking by and it was very sad.
He would be fantastic.
Because that's what I hate to say it.
He has to be able to take over in case something happens.
And I think, looking at President Trump right now, he'll be, what, 82 when he gets down?
Okay, he's at 78 now, 82, 83. He'll be fine.
Now, here's the million-dollar question.
I want you to think.
Think carefully.
Don't answer just to be cute.
Because you do that.
You know you do that.
You always do it, and I love you for that.
Whom...
Didn't sound right.
Should Kamala pick, assuming she's the VP?
Who should be her...
The president, brother.
Who should be her VP?
Who?
Remember, I don't want somebody as a vice president for Trump that you like as president.
I want somebody that you like as vice president.
You understand what that means?
I don't want there to be another guy ready to go and move in.
John Kennedy learned that with LBJ.
Now, let's look at this carefully.
Stacey Abrams.
Two black women?
If they're black or Indian, two black women?
No.
But that's interesting.
Whitmer?
Okay, I think Whitmer's got something.
Two women?
What about that, honey?
Two women?
No.
Are we ready for two women?
Is America ready for a...
And nobody wants to even talk about this.
Does America want...
Does America want a woman?
Let me ask you a question.
I was thinking from the Democratic point of view, remember, you tack left, And then you go to the middle.
If this were a nomination process, she could pick like booty, giggity, giggity, you know, the gay guy.
Okay, that's terrific.
But America?
Two women?
Let me ask you something.
And this is for the ladies.
For the ladies.
Let me ask you something.
Ladies?
Do you think...
American women want a woman president?
Yes or no?
Is America ready for a woman president?
Do you think women want a woman and do you think women are going to want Kamala Harris?
Women had a hard enough time with Hillary Clinton.
And Hillary Clinton was a strong woman.
And Hillary Clinton was not somebody I thought that challenged anybody.
She wasn't young and she wasn't trying to out-sexy people.
There was no jealousy or any of that kind of stuff.
Hillary Clinton.
Oh, God, no.
Do you think women Really want a woman president, and do they want that woman president?
Do you think black women respond to her?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Brad says, he'll know.
I like that.
He will know.
I know what you meant.
Thank you for that.
Do you think black women, black women, Black voters will identify with her and her white husband.
I'm sorry.
Please.
If you want to talk about a race, I love the way people want to talk about a race, but they don't want to talk about a race.
Do you think so?
And that ditzy, crazy...
Remember that stepdaughter of hers, this lunatic?
You want to go do that?
You want another Hunter Biden in there?
You want to do that?
Let's see how deep they want to go.
Remember that one?
Remember?
Huh?
Do you think American women, American voters, women voters, want a woman?
We're going to find out.
Stan Lipman, ladies and gentlemen, says, Hillary for VP.
Stan, put down the pipe.
Put down the pipe, my friend.
You're a young man, and this stuff is going to kill you.
You must be doing some kush or something weird, because I guarantee you right now, that's the only way that would explain to you from even suggesting that, in a sense.
You must be whacked out of your mind or some kind of serious, serious weed there.
The Brad says, No Wiki says, No Wiki says, The first Asian VP, Ahaz, he's the first Asian, I don't know what this means.
No Wiki says, Ahaz, he's the first Asian VP.
Okay.
I don't know who that is.
He?
She?
Whatever.
She?
He?
I'm not sure.
Thank you for that, though.
I like when you make me work for this.
He?
Who?
The question is very simply this, and this is the most important thing in the world.
They are figuring this out right now.
When are they coming to the White House?
Tonight?
They're there now.
The governors are there at the White House, meeting with old pops.
And what do you think, Phil Murphy from New Jersey, Gretchen Whitmer, Gavin Newsom, what do you think they're telling him?
And the first question they're going to be asking him is, why didn't you call us?
Why didn't you call us after this happened?
You had to call us.
That's what every...
Everybody does.
That's what every governor does.
That's what everybody of any worth does.
You let people know.
You call up your main constituents and you talk to them.
And you explain what happened.
And you tell them what you did.
That's what you should have done, but you never did.
Why didn't you do that?
That's the question.
It's going to be fascinating.
So, we will see.
So, let's recap this.
Number one, it seems exceedingly impossible.
For Joe Biden to physically last 125 more days.
So it seems like he's gone.
Physically, intellectually, mentally, spiritually, cognitively, he looks gone.
It's not a question of, you know, weekend at Bernie's, how can we do it with imposters or drugs?
It's just not going to happen.
They have pushed this and they've known this since June of 2017 when he came up with that corn pop nonsense.
So I think it's safe to say he's out.
He's out.
He can't do it.
It's not a question of, you know, Nixon.
Should Nixon quit because of Watergate?
Nixon was in fine shape.
He just couldn't handle that.
So that is important with that.
David Simpson Jr. says, Ben Carton is the only known name who has been with President Trump from day one of the administration.
Everyone got a ticket for the train later.
Hashtag loyalty.
I agree.
And I like him.
And again, I think that I think it's ridiculous to put him into the qualified or to bring up race, but you know how many times, you know the expression Well, they say, well, you don't have to be a brain surgeon to figure this one out.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist.
Well, you don't have to be a brain surgeon.
Well, I am a brain surgeon.
He was doing juvenile hemispherectomies.
He was separating, removing parts of, halves of brain.
I mean, this man is, I'll put my money in him, but his temperament, his attitude, and the race part, okay.
For me personally, I don't give a damn about that, but if you want the demographic, okay, we'll take it, I guess.
The Brad says, sorry, phone hard to type.
Wikipedia says, she's the first Asian vice president.
Every day she becomes something else.
She's Asian?
Yes, she is.
Thank you for that.
Johnny Mann says, I think a lot of us are being blocked from posting.
George Keene says, I had to pull over to say this.
Why not Mr. Kamala for VP?
Doug Emhoff.
He's white.
Fades into the background.
I hope KH can trust him.
Thoughts?
Well, no.
No.
You don't want to have somebody who has never, ever been in any form of government in any capacity whatsoever.
It's just not a good thing.
Mad Peace says, we already have a woman president.
Her name is Jill.
Give this $5 to Lynn's Warriors.
Save the babies.
Thank you, Mad Peace.
Thank you for that.
Charlie Calais says, Joe is back in the basement.
Here comes the team.
Isn't that sad?
Isn't that sad?
Wouldn't you really love to sit and talk with Joe?
I would.
Wouldn't you love to sit and talk to Joe and say, Joe, talk to me.
What is it?
Joe, do you know where you are?
He'll say, I know where I am.
I'm just tired.
I lose my train of thought.
Now, what about this?
What happens to Bebe?
What happens to Bebe?
What is he supposed to do?
What the hell is he supposed to do?
Is he still coming to this?
Who's he going to meet with?
Who can okay this?
How does B.B. Carter say, you can't talk to the President?
Why?
Because he's how loud.
He's gone.
Oh, yeah.
What about the Congress?
You can talk to them all you want, but no.
No.
Really?
No.
We're done with it.
And the last thing he's going to do, luckily for him, they've kind of calmed that thing down.
Because up to now, When they push this, when they really get into it as far as funding goes, and it's already, you never know this based upon American news today, what's going on in Gaza and the like, it's really cranking up.
So that's that.
So Biden's not going to do it.
Gavin Newsom, I think, let me, I never really addressed this.
If I were Gavin Newsom, I would say, listen to me.
You're going to run in 2028.
You want to start from the beginning.
You want to be able to have all of your stuff ready to go.
Nobody wants you as this last minute whatever.
So for your own benefit, for your own political future, this is the last thing in the world you want.
You don't want this.
You don't want this.
You don't want to be the Last-minute replacement for this.
May sound like a good idea.
May seem like it makes sense, but it's not.
At all.
Period.
So you can forget that.
Good news for you.
Because when you find out what kind of a degenerate this guy is, oh, nobody...
See, that works for California.
But he looks great, and his wife, as long as they don't say anything.
Once he starts talking.
You're also going to see something right now which is important.
There's a lot of folks out there in the Democratic Party who really are resentful of this, who are good people.
And they were, from the days of anti-war, civil rights, progressive issues, they were good people.
There was a time when being a Democrat was good.
Republicans were...
Remember, the Democratic Party, there were some very serious folks.
And it was weird in the old days because you had Democrats who were like George Wallace and Curtis LeMay for the Green Party.
It wasn't lunacy.
They weren't pusillanimous, little feckless twits, even in the days of FDR.
It was about big government.
The social lunacy came in later.
That's when the shadow government came in and destroyed everything.
So, let's think about that one.
So, it's going to be great, my friends.
This is going to be fantastic.
So, bottom line is, Joe's out.
This is not even a prediction.
I don't care what he says.
I don't care what they tell you.
He's out.
He can't do this.
He can't do this.
For them to sidestep Kamala is almost they've got to worry about the money.
Remember, the money stays in.
They can use all that money if Kamala is there.
If all of a sudden they switch into...
Now, again, I'm not familiar with democratic rules.
Do you donate to Biden-Harris or do you donate to the party?
I don't know.
But they might say, you know what?
What the hell?
We'll give it a shot.
We'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
I'm going to tell you that you and I in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free.
I'm sorry.
I'm doing Nina here.
99 Luftballons.
We are going to have so much fun watching this.
I want your commitment.
I want you to pledge to join and be a part of this nation, to stick with me.
We're going to have so much fun.
The first debate, if we have it, it seems like we will, with Kamala Harris and Donald Trump is going to be...
I think I will lose my mind.
I think it will be a paroxysm of laughter.
Meeting almost an ischemic kind of reaction.
I think I'll probably go through oxygen deprivation by virtue of the diaphragmatic cacenations and the guffaws and this chortling, this laughing.
Again, this paroxysmal almost concussive.
To see this.
And if there is a God, if there is a God, God will allow us to hear her talk about the community and the community bank.
George Keene says, for Trump Vice President, do we want a placeholder?
Or the next MAGA mantle holder?
I like Ben Carson, however, isn't VP now the training wheels for President J.D. Vance?
I don't think J.D. Vance is...
No, not in this case.
No.
Historically, Vice President is the kiss of death for you politically.
So, you almost want to look at...
Again, Trump's a very robust 78. I think he'll make it...
Through the term.
It's not as critical.
Biden is a different story.
Mr. Keene says, will you do a simulcast of the UK elections tomorrow?
No, I don't think so.
I think we'll be talking about our election.
But I thank you for that.
I appreciate that.
Pilgrim Media says, be careful with the fireworks, folks.
Well, let me tell you something about this.
Yes, you're right about that.
Lucky for us, and this is something very, very interesting.
For the longest time, the fireworks used to always be on the Hudson, on the west side.
The Hudson River.
The Hudson River and the East River.
And for the longest time, we had...
It was great when it was in the Hudson because we could watch them and that sort of thing.
And we can kind of just look out the window and there they are.
One year was the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life.
It was...
I mean, it was like a bomb, like a war.
They were so close.
And then they went away to the east side for the longest time with de Blasio and the other people.
Well, good news!
Tomorrow night is back here.
So we'll be able to sit on our divan, on our settee, and look out and watch this cacophony of this explosive, beautiful symphony.
As we celebrate Independence, not the 4th of July.
Independence.
Every country has a 4th of July.
We have Independence Day.
And it was something that's so wonderful.
And if you get the chance to go to Philly, you must see just at Independence Hall.
It's the most...
If ever there is something that just takes your breath away, that's it.
Because that is what we are about.
And if there's one thing that the Democrats don't have, it's this idea of being an American.
Look at this.
The rules have changed cap.
George Keene says, Lionel, disagree with recent history.
George ever watched a Bush, then-president, Biden, now-president, Mondial, tribal loss, Nixon after Eisenhower, Johnson after JFK, Hubert Humphrey after Johnson, VP is a new Catbird seat.
You might be correct in terms of that historically, but that's, yes, I understand that completely.
But that is not what we're looking for now.
I don't think so.
But I stand corrected.
You might be very well correct, sir.
You might be exceedingly correct.
Brad says, can you do a live show on the next debate with us?
Oh, God, yes.
Oh, I would love to.
I've got to figure out a way to.
I'll just do the simulcast or whatever it is.
Today, dear friends, I've got to tell you something.
Mrs. L and I were perambulating about and we walked past Trump Tower on 57th and 5th.
And as I turned the corner, there was a young man walking.
He had a Make America Great hat on.
And I walked up to him and I looked at him.
He was with his mother.
He was a young man.
And I gave him a thumbs up like, good for you.
And a bean.
So as we turned the corner, right in front.
They were selling caps.
They were doing Make America Great Again.
And pictures.
You know who loves this?
Foreign folks.
But see, I love this one.
This one says it all.
This says the rules have changed.
See, this is the thing.
And dare I say...
It's not even, I mean, it's about Trump, yeah, but it's about something else.
It's about a bigger thing.
Everything is changing.
I can't do four more years of this.
George Keene says, said with love, but just wanted to make the point.
Keene, absolutely, it's an excellent point.
An excellent point.
But, historically, though, people have said it's not the best place to be.
You know, it's something that...
What's really important, believe it or not, is to have some form of political background.
Governors are the best.
And that's why when Trump, by the way, came along, he had no political experience whatsoever.
That's where he's the anomaly.
So in any event, oh, no, no.
You fine folks have...
I love to be challenged.
I love your insight and your genius.
Please.
We are family.
Now, let me remind you.
You must absolutely follow the words.
Look at this.
Oh, but will we need MAGA after DJT?
We always will.
We will always need MAGA.
Absolutely.
To make America great again, no matter how much great it is, it can always be greater.
This is Mrs. L's YouTube channel at Lynn's Warriors.
I cannot put into context.
I cannot explain, explicate, describe, limb, or expatiate the degree of criticality that is associated with an attendant to and regarding children's issues, child predation, human trafficking, and the like, digital safety.
Follow Lynn's warriors.
She is indefatigable.
This inexorable move to make the world safe.
She is constantly working, constantly.
She works with victims.
She works with survivors.
She works with legislators.
George Keene says, agree with governors as pre-pres.
Indeed, sir.
So please, including you, George, follow Mrs. L. at Linz Warriors.
Thank you.
There we go.
Sorry about that.
Here is the link.
Pardon me.
This is the link right there.
This is the most sensitive mouse.
You just look at it.
Alright, dear friends.
I've been with you for an hour and a half today.
Needless to say, without any exaggeration, it is a pleasure.
It is an honor.
These are the days.
It's a great Natalie Merchant.
What in tone?
I thank you for this.
Have a great and a glorious night.
We will see you tomorrow on the 4th of July.
Thank you so much for everything you've done.
And let me also remind you to Dig and Pilgrim Media and Brizinhimura, the lovely Stan Lipman, Edie Crowley, our great friend, the Silver Sergeant, Just Me, Charlie Calais, Johnny Mast!
Howie Brown.
You've got a lovely daughter.
Bull Trader.
The Brad.
David Simpson.
Excuse me.
David Simpson Jr.
Thank you, sir.
George Keene.
I think I said this.
Mad Peace.
Yes.
And yes, I think that's it.
Oh, I don't want to repeat anything.
Very good.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's it.
That's it.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
Thank you so much.
And until tomorrow, until tomorrow, until tomorrow, at 8 a.m. sharp, as we always leave with this valedictory, this sayonara, this denouement, this edios.
Remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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