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July 6, 2024 - Lionel Nation
01:41:11
The Demoncrats Are In Freefall: A Discombobulated Mess of Treachery and Abandonment
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I woke up at 3 a.m. this morning waiting to talk to you.
I've never been this excited about a news cycle or story in...
In my life.
I've never seen anything like this.
I've never seen anything like this.
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
Let me see if I can explain this to you because I don't think you recognize what's happening here because I don't think anybody's really explaining it to you the way I'm explaining it to you.
We've never seen anything like this.
You may not understand it because people are spending too much time just on the surface story of Joe Biden's decrepitude.
I don't think you understand it because I can only approximate.
I can only become relatively familiar.
And conversant with the political horror show that we are seeing.
This is one for the ages.
To all my dear brothers and sisters who are young and who might be political tyros, might be parvenus, new involvement participants, neophytes.
Students of politics, you're seeing something that your parents have never seen before.
This has never happened.
This, this, this, you, you don't, you don't understand, hey, hey, look at me, you don't understand this.
It's better and greater than anything you can imagine.
Just in terms of the story, I've never seen anything like this.
It's like a Mandelbrot's fractal.
You keep going deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper, and there's no end to it.
You keep saying, well, we're at the subatomic level.
No, keep going!
This is more beautiful than anything we've ever seen.
There may be a God who is a Trump supporter.
It's as though the firmament, the gods, the heavens made us wait, put us through torture, made us suffer like Job, made us Deal with this horror and then at the last minute decided, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Now it's your time.
Now it's the time.
It's ready to go.
This has been the most horrible Really, nine, well, yeah, nine years, if you think about it, since 2015.
I mean, it was great when Trump was elected.
It was fun.
And then we saw this horror show unleash.
So sit back.
Get ready, my friends.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Prepare yourself for what we are about to see.
Prepare yourself for what we are about to see.
And we're going to go through this.
And I want you to understand this.
And we're not going to sit like a bunch of these nincompoops on a couch, screaming and yelling about the obvious.
It's better than anything you've imagined.
We're going to be talking about Gavin Newsom, this ex-alcohol-addled sexual fiend, and that big-mouth...
Trollope of his, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and it's all coming back.
And I, I sound like Dershowitz.
Have you noticed how Dershowitz lately, oh, I predicted that.
Just as I predicted the cricket, I predicted, you predicted the cricket title?
Yep.
Nobody recorded it, but trust me, I predicted everything.
Everything, because I'm a genius.
I don't want to sound like that.
But I have been privy to people and areas that I can't...
You know what I mean?
You can't...
I'm very careful.
Lest you think I'm just...
I don't say half of what I know or what I'm hearing.
I don't because there's no...
There's no proof of it, but it sounds familiar.
That's not...
To me, reason enough to suggest it.
E.D. Crowley, our beloved one, says, The Gods Must Be Crazy, but they love Lionel Nation.
Oh, indeed.
The Gods Must Be Crazy, one of the best movies I implore you to watch.
Now, let's get down to business.
I want you to sit back and devote enough time to this.
Because what I want you to do is I want you to understand we do not work.
We do not work on one of these one-minute cycles where we bring some nincompoop onto the set, make him up, talk to him for one minute, and then go to a commercial.
And play some stupid country music, bumper music that nobody knows about, because we're trying to convey some faux imagery of being one of you.
We don't do that here, okay?
We don't do that here.
Now let's talk about what's going on.
First and foremost, this is critical.
And let me say to Edie, and by the way, Corey DeLuna, a new member, and Thomas DeMeo, welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all.
Let's go through a few things here.
First and foremost, whenever you want to learn what is happening, recognize the way it works.
There is the Democratic Party, the titular, theoretical, corporeal, corpuscular Democratic Party.
This is one side of the coin.
On the other side, we have the Republicans, who serve as the antipodal zysigy, so to speak.
The extra-polar opposite, the chiral opposite of the Democrats.
They only serve to act as opposites to the other, as Carol Quigley said.
Imagine two drunks walking home at night, both supporting each other, walking together.
They need the other one.
The other one...
Provides the basis to vote the other one out.
The other one then sits it out and then wants to throw the other one.
Throw the bums out.
Parties mean nothing.
They don't exist other than to serve as the opposite.
As the resistance to the other side.
And there have been...
All kinds of theoretical differences.
Ronald Reagan and his Reaganomics and the moral majority and pretty much it was the same.
It was the same.
It was honest to God.
Just left and right and over the 60s they started to really veer.
There was a time when George McGovern seemed like a liberal.
George McGovern was...
George McGovern is...
I don't know who.
I don't know who.
He's Donald Trump compared to these people today.
Okay?
So when you grew up, remember what I'm telling you.
The left and the right that you grew up with, that was then.
That was then.
They kind of served a purpose.
And believe it or not, when the left or the right, when people came in, I mean, look, Jimmy Carter, they said, was the worst president.
Financially, he was horrible.
Jimmy Carter was a setup, was picked and selected to beat Gerald Ford specifically.
And he had to do two things.
Number one, it was Big Ned Brzezinski to move that element in.
That gave rise to the Newland form of the MIC, Military Industrial Complex.
I guess you'd call it, not neocons, but whatever.
And you have to understand the way this was.
This is the Paul Volcker as the head of the Fed.
Those are the two things that were required.
Volcker, Remember, this is the most important thing.
If you want to have some fun and you're sitting around with some of your pain-in-the-neck political friends, ask them, who can replace the chairman of the Fed?
Who can replace the chairman of the Fed?
Answer, no one.
The president can nominate, he can do whatever it is.
Once he's there, that's it.
It's the most amazing, as kids say today, the most amazing fact in the world.
So, using Jimmy Carter as an example, it really wasn't that bad with Jimmy Carter.
I mean, economically, we had gas lines, but Jimmy Carter wasn't a lunatic.
Jimmy Carter was just like a little couple of shades off from the Republicans.
That's what you were used to.
That's what happened.
Well, that's not the same anymore.
Because what happened is we have this thing.
Imagine this Democratic Party as represented by this, my favorite Dollar Tree globe.
This is the Democratic Party, okay?
I am a virus.
I come into the Democratic Party.
I break through.
I go in, remember a virus is not a living species, a living thing.
It is a genetic rewiring instrument.
It's really all it does.
It goes in, it rewires everything.
Changes everything.
And it came in and it contaminated.
Also think of it as a parasite in the host.
The Democratic Party, listen to me, the Democratic Party that you might have liked, That you might have dug, that used to stand for anti-war, and used to stand for civil rights, is now a bunch of absolute lunatics.
Lunatics, devoid of anything even remotely resembling mentation.
Do you hear what I am saying to you?
Good.
Good.
Okay.
That's number one.
Remember this.
Because when you say liberals and progressives and you use words like communists, we've got to get rid of these communists.
They're not communists.
They're not anything like that.
They have no ideology.
They are a virus.
They change the entire structure of the Democratic Party to act merely as the counterbalance.
To Trump and the Republicans.
They also are the breeding ground.
They are the medium of this behavior that no one can figure out.
No one.
Trans and all this stuff.
We don't know where in the hell these people came from.
We have no idea.
We don't know any of this.
We've never seen this before.
The Democrats Don't recognize this anymore.
Nobody recognizes this.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Nobody recognizes who these people are.
They don't know what to make out of this.
Okay.
Now, you can ask, why did they come along?
I don't know.
But the people who are there right now, this form of left Democrat, Biden, you can call it whatever you want.
They are the new genetic code of this virus that came in and seized the Democratic Party.
This parasite that seized the Democratic Party.
So just understand something.
Don't ask, well I wonder why is there this desire now to focus on Trans activism and to puberty blocking.
That's for another day.
We don't care why.
All I'm telling you is that these people are the enemy and they have taken over, they have possessed like some kind of satanic This is just like The Exorcist.
They have possessed, they have through a parasite, through a virus, taken the Democratic Party and completely changed it.
Now here's the best thing.
Now let me just say one more thing about this.
Whenever there is a takeover of something, when the mob took over the Teamsters years ago, through Hoffa and others, when the Chicago mob went into Las Vegas, the people who were there, truck drivers, Teamsters, local affiliates, shop stewards, the dealers, the hot chick girls, everybody there.
They were good people.
They weren't part of the mob.
They didn't know anything.
The next thing you know, in the back room, all of the money that's coming in is going straight to the mob.
So the people who were there, Corinne Jean-Pierre, AOC, they're not a part of this.
They may glom onto it.
They may think, okay, I'm going to change my tune.
They're not a part of it.
Elon Omar, Nancy Pelosi, they're not a part of this.
They're the actors who are there.
They're the people in the front row.
They're not there.
I'm going to make it real easy, okay, because I know you like this.
The people that we are dealing with now, the reason why Trump has to win is to crush this evil.
You want to call it satanic?
No argument from me.
You want to call it demonic?
No argument.
You want to call it communist, Marxist?
Whatever you want.
I don't care.
Whatever word works for you.
To me, it is the shadow government.
It is this new, rewired, reconstructed, reconfigured Democratic Party that they had to pick.
This evil virus had to pick.
It wouldn't have worked with the Republicans.
A, Democrats were primed for the picking.
Why?
Because they don't believe in anything.
They've won.
The Democrats and the liberals were anti-war in Vietnam.
They won.
They were pro-civil rights.
They won.
They were for gay marriage.
They won.
They got everything.
So what did they do?
They got sloppy.
And they had time to worry about stuff that didn't matter.
Environment, which everybody, by the way, when Bobby Kennedy was Bobby Kennedy before he was eating dogs, And by the way, if Bobby Kennedy ate a dog, so what?
If it was legal where he was, so what?
What's wrong with eating a dog?
I know you may have a hard problem with it.
Don't eat the dog.
But there are other parts of the world where it's a delicacy.
Like they eat horse and mules and other things.
And don't use the chauvinistic I'm better than them.
Ooh, that's icky.
There's no difference between eating a dog and eating a pig.
Nothing.
Nothing.
You call a dog, I think a babe.
Every time you eat bacon, that's babe you're eating.
Now let's move on.
This is an existential fight we're seeing, my friends.
This is something you've never seen before.
Sparky says, Doug, morning, Lionel and Mrs. L. Doug, morning to you.
You probably wonder, is that Sparky talk?
Sparky is not allowed to use the word good.
For some particular reason on this particular platform.
Sparky, as you know, on my private channel, I've had a lot to talk about regarding Candace Owens and her new fascination over a certain event that occurred in 2001 during the 9th month and the 11th day.
And now all of a sudden she's noticed this.
She's bravely Looked at this.
She's...
You go, girl!
If you're interested, you know where to find us.
We've been doing this forever.
Jean Crane says, if found guilty but never sentenced, is this still a conviction?
Yes.
Well, you know what, Jean?
That's a very good question.
A conviction is an official, formal finding of guilt.
Let me give you the best example.
In many jurisdictions, if you walk in, let's say I represented you in a traffic court.
Your Honor, speeding ticket here.
We enter plea of no contest.
By the way, be very careful if you ever just pay us a Speeding ticket, an accident ticket, careless driving.
If there was an accident or injury, you just pled guilty and they're going to use that against you in a civil case.
So you can enter a plea called nolo contendery.
No contest.
Or as a couple of my clients call them, no context.
I like that.
Kind of a non-contextual plea.
Or no conscience.
And no comment.
That was another good one.
Anyway, so you enter a plea, and the judge will withhold adjudication, or as some would say, withhold adjudication.
Okay, fine.
That keeps the points off your record.
Why?
Because you're not convicted.
A withhold.
Withhold adjudication means you're not convicted.
So if anybody asks you, have you been convicted of a crime, you can say, no.
No.
So, it's a good question.
It's a very good question.
Now, let's go back to what's happening right now.
Please make sure you subscribe to my newsletter.
I've got a new one coming out, and I put a little link there.
And I'm sending newsletters out to people, and it drives people nuts.
The ones who, for some reason, they get offended by what I'm saying.
I would never sell your data.
You don't have to do it.
But my theory is, I want Joe Biden to be there.
And if it is Gavin Newsom, as I have said through others as well, Gavin Newsom is a pervert, a lech, a skeeve, A paraphyl.
And when he was married to that dimwit, dingbat, Kimberly Guilfoyle, did you ever hear what she said about him?
Was she an underwear model or something?
I don't know who they met.
This guy was out of his tree.
Got loads of problems, Gavin Newsom.
Daddy issues.
Father abandoned the family.
But was adopted by the Gettys.
Marries Kimberly.
They thought he was gay.
Nothing wrong with that.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
And you've got to read these comments about what this dingbat Kimberly said.
And they were, she was saying, well, she made some, I don't even want to read this.
There's a great Daily Mail article I put on my Twitter page.
He was referring to the fact that, well, let me tell you something.
How do I say this?
How do I say this for a family show?
No man could remain, dare I say, on the wrong team after having enjoyed the splendor of my particular pleasure that I am able to bestow on.
By virtue of this incredible talent that she had.
She said this.
The Getty family and the California Mafia were incandescent.
Who is this?
He also referred to him as being menschelet.
She just, she's a gedrool.
And for the longest time they thought this guy was gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with it, which of course is the article of faith, thanks to Seinfeld.
So anyway, you can read that later.
He's also cold, plastic, testy, nothing there.
Vapid, vacuous, surprise!
And he's a political lightweight.
He's the guy who said, I'm going to raise the minimum wage to $20 to help the poor.
No, idiot!
Fast food just became more expensive and many fast food chains closed because you're an idiot.
And then he got into this trans thing a little too much.
And then, remember that picture when they were on the couch or no, on the rug of the Getty address?
They were on the ground and then he had the affair with this The young girl who was 19, he was like 39. Anyway, are there other little Newsomes running around?
I don't know.
Would that surprise you?
No.
Could they be there?
Yes.
Could people be bought off?
Everybody's bought off.
Everybody's bought off.
Oh, he's as vile, has the affair with his best friend and her.
His wife, when she went into drug rehab, he was a drunk.
I mean, this is great.
This is the best they have.
This is the best they have.
You got Trump.
He plays golf.
He's never drunk.
Nobody.
Trump's like a priest.
Well, that's wrong.
Excuse me.
Let me change that.
He's like a monk.
Compared to this cesspool, this vermin.
This is beautiful!
This is great!
And to show you, and I tried to tell you this yesterday, and I don't think you can understand.
Maybe you can.
By the way, when I say you don't understand, it's not to make you feel stupid.
I know sometimes it sounds kind of rude.
I don't mean that.
It sounds like I'm saying you don't know what you...
No, I'm not saying that.
It's an expression of mine because I can't believe it.
The thing that makes these people who they are is that they don't care about anything.
They don't care about you.
They don't care about anyone.
Now, let me also give you a warning today.
If you're brand new to this channel, if I think of something, As I'm trying to inform you, I'm going to jump into it.
And you may say, is he veering guilty as charged?
Guilty as charged.
Desultory.
Elliptical.
Name it.
Whatever pops into my head.
My head goes 24 hours a day.
I can't help it.
I live in two worlds.
The world I'm living right now when I'm talking to you, and the other movie, the other side of the screen, where all kinds of stuff is going on.
And it could be anything.
I wish you could see that one.
It could be anything.
I could be talking to you and all of a sudden say, you know, that was crummy what I did in the eighth grade.
I don't know where this comes from.
Brain farts, they just pop out of nowhere.
So I just want to let you know, and I want to ask for your forgiveness.
This is who I am, and it's the secret of my genius.
Now let's get down into a couple of things, shall we?
First rule.
Go to the enemy to find out what people are thinking.
If you want to listen to Fox News, go ahead, but you're not going to learn anything.
Sparky says Kimberly Guilfoyle wasn't just any underwear model.
She was a lingerie model for Victoria's Secret.
Didn't its owner have Epstein connections?
Yes, Les Wexner.
Underwear model?
Come on.
I think we know what that's about, okay?
Let's just...
Let me explain something to you, and let me just say something.
I'm glad Sparky brought this up.
There was a wonderful...
Please see this Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, DCC as we call it.
There's a documentary.
It's really interesting.
Discourage to women.
Discourage.
Not what you're thinking.
Is this attraction, preoccupation, focus, and love affair with modeling, swimsuits, cheerleading?
Used to be being a Playboy model.
It's going to be your demise.
As long as you keep perpetuating this notion that you have to look good, you have to be sexy, that this is the...
Not in shape.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was always telling me, look at this.
Fine, I got that.
That's athletic or whatever it is.
And by the way, there are some women who are out there really working it.
Who have no interest in...
They're really athletic.
We're not talking about that.
But look at Kimberly Gilfoyle.
Look at her.
Listen to her.
This is the one who always wants to dance.
Mr. President, keep her away.
Get her and Don Jr.
Give him a ticket around the world.
Go on some cruise.
Just go away.
Go away.
You see where Ivanka Trump and Lex Friedman?
I almost fell over.
Lex, what are you doing?
Tell me they paid you for that.
Tell me you got the biggest check of your life.
What are you doing?
Alright, enough with that.
Always go to the enemy.
Listen to what CNN is saying about Daddy Joe.
The motivation behind that press conference was clear because Korean...
I like this dude, by the way, David Chalian or whatever his name is.
I like him.
This is CNN's political director.
Trump here said it plainly.
We want to turn the page.
We want America to turn the page.
We are hoping to turn the page.
I mean, she said it three times.
That was quite clear.
The page is not turning because there was a lack of answers to the critical fundamental question that was being asked, which is, what happened?
What happened that all of America saw?
So Corrine Jean-Pierre kept saying, we're not trying to ignore reality.
We understand and acknowledge what America saw and witnessed, and that that was a really bad night, and that that was a bad debate, and we acknowledge that.
But she does not offer one bit.
Okay, that's very nice, and I appreciate that, big guy.
She never has.
She never has, number one.
Number two, where have you been?
We have been talking about Joe forever.
I'm going to pull a Dershowitz here.
I'm not going to say not that I told you, so I predicted this.
In 2020, election night, I was on a show.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
And I said, Joe Biden is out of his tree.
This was in 2020.
He looked at me and I said, what do you need to hear when a president of the United States is talking about mythical, magical, imaginary conversations regarding corn pop?
What do you need?
Do you need an MRI?
Do you not know this?
Have you ever met crazy people before?
Back to this fellow.
...of evidence or reasoning or rationale for why.
Why did America see what they saw that night?
And there were a lot of questions asked by the White House Press Corps.
Can we get more medical records?
Can you bring the doctor in here and make them available?
Is it time to do a cognitive test?
You didn't do one in the last...
And there was just no, none acceptance of that kind of a premise.
It was just one bad night.
We acknowledge that.
But she's missing explaining to the country, fundamentally, why.
Now, let me try this again.
We don't need a cognitive test.
We don't need a cognitive test.
By the bias, Barkey says, you still don't get Atlanta.
I'm not singled out.
No one can include the word Duke in their super chat on their...
Particular YouTube channel.
No, no, no, Sparky.
You don't get it, Sparky.
The joke is about you.
The joke is about you.
We're trying to create a thing called a bit.
And you see, Sparky, in the world of comedy, let me see if I can explain this to you, you take a particular premise and you exaggerate it.
You make it sound like you are the only person who is able to do this.
Thus inspiring others to say, hey, I can't do this as well.
It's called a bit.
It's called a bit.
I get it.
You have to get it.
It's called a bit.
One time on the radio I said, they said, well, they say it's going to rain.
I said, who are they?
Who are they?
And I went on to this whole thing about the they.
And people were like, well, it's the right.
No, but who are they?
Do you know who they are?
And it inspired people to say, no, you don't understand.
It's called a bit.
Charlie Cowley say, I saw a CNN poll.
Newsom, five.
Harris, five.
Or is that five under or odds?
Please.
I don't know who would be more.
Kamala Harris would be even more beautiful.
Brad Rung said, Duke to you.
Isn't Kimberly an attorney?
Yes, she is.
She certainly is.
And so was Castro.
Sparky says, Kimberly Guilfoyle wasn't...
Oh, you already got that one.
Sparky says, you missed my earlier super chat about misrepresenting me about the word Duke.
No, no.
I got that.
I got that, Sparky.
Thank you.
I know.
Everybody try to write G-O-O-D and see what happens.
In fact, let's see if anybody, let's see if the word G-O-O-D comes through.
Edie Crowley says, even the young Turks are turked out.
That is true, my friends.
Even old junk yogurt, whatever her name is, with that melanoma on her head.
I never watched that.
By the way, can anyone write?
The word G-O-O-D.
Can anyone do that?
G-O-O.
Let's see if anybody Goog.
Let's Goog.
Okay, there's another one.
G-O-O-D.
Let's see the first one.
Goop.
Okay, there we go.
Isn't that Goop?
Goop is a wonderful stuff you would use for mechanics would use it.
Spell correct is a butch.
I love that.
G-O-O-D-E.
Degoo.
No more plate spinning.
All right.
See?
Gold.
See what happened?
Sparky.
See what it is?
This is a bit.
This is a bit.
See what it does?
And there are people who say, I really don't have anything to say, but I do like this do thing.
Okay.
Now.
Remember something about these folks.
Brad says, good morning.
We love you.
Can do no good.
I love the colorful clothes you wear and the way the sunlight plays upon your hair.
I'm getting up Duke vibrations.
She's giving me eggs.
Now, let's go back to what we're saying.
See?
See?
You see, Sparky?
You see the bit?
You see the bit?
All right.
Now, back to what we just see.
Now you've got me going.
Now you've got me as the cat chasing the pen light.
See what you've done?
Isn't it fun?
Now, back to square one.
This is the folks.
This is the guy.
This is the event that they told you was this thing called a cheap fake.
And Brian Stelter, who looks like a pimple.
Like a pimple.
Like a sebaceous fur uncle.
Like a...
He looks like a pustule.
Or some type of a...
Kind of a benign keratosis or something.
He said, no, no, that's called a cheap fake.
This was a cheap fake.
This was.
This was not real.
Look at Maloney.
Go over there, honey.
Go get him.
Go get him.
Okay, okay.
Even they're saying, okay, over here.
You want to come over here?
Huh?
Yeah, this was a cheap fake.
See what you're seeing right now?
It's not real.
No.
No, that's not real.
Ladies and gentlemen, Charlie Calais says, hang on, says, Newsom and Harris down, five down, do job.
Thank you so much.
Now, the latest bit of absolute, I mean, just, I say this term hilariously, but in the wrong sense, Is this one.
This is the one that tells me these people, they just don't care.
Let me try it again.
Tonight, NBC News reports that first son, Hunter Biden, joined meetings with the president and senior staff this week in the West Wing.
Reaction from senior staff described as, what the hell is happening?
The White House had this explanation.
He came back with his dad.
From Camp David.
walked him into the speech prep and he was in the room.
*laughter*
Don't you love what she does?
She's like one of those birds.
You ever see those birds?
I don't know what they are.
A lute or a neuter.
Okay.
He walked in with his dad.
You don't think, understand.
Let's all do it.
Try doing this one.
We can't do it because you're writing.
Wait a minute.
Here's another Doug one from Sparky.
It may be a bit now, but you were completely obtuse about it for at least one half a year, even when I pointed it out to you in emails.
It works in regular chat, but not super chats.
God damn it!
It may be a bit now to you, but you were completely obtuse about it for about a year!
And I emailed you!
And I told you!
But you laughed about it!
You didn't seem to care!
I'm telling you, they won't let me write good.
I can't write Doug.
God damn it!
I told you!
Okay.
You can't make any jokes about it.
I can't tell you something.
They won't let me write it.
Yes, it's a chat.
Yes, it's a super chat.
Okay.
Okay, Spock.
I understand that.
Take it easy.
Ketchup says, Doug.
Wow, it won't stand good.
Look at this.
See that?
Sparky, you have inspired a nation.
Thank you.
And I'm obtuse versus scalene, which is a whole other story.
Now, let's go back to where we were, shall we?
Good.
The CNN folks still can't seem to get the fact that what we are seeing here It's beyond anything anybody has seen.
They don't, how do I say this?
They don't know how to deal with the fact that we have known forever that he is demented.
We have known forever that he is demented.
Let me see if I can say this again.
This may come as a shock to you.
Maybe they don't.
Maybe that's a Duke thing.
I don't know.
Duke morning.
I am telling you that we don't need neurological rewards, MRIs, fMRIs, nothing.
Scans, cognitive testing.
You want to put this man through a cognitive test?
How about maybe an obstacle course?
Want to do that one?
Maybe an obstacle course.
For the love of God.
But that's their thing.
And they're trying to explain to you because these rat bastards understand they have been a part of this conspiracy to keep the truth away from you.
Make no mistake about it.
Make no mistake about it.
Now, here's the latest one that has them apoplectic.
Oh yeah, Joe's a stutterer.
Yeah, that's it.
He can't even speak.
If somebody who suffers from stuttering has, God forbid, dementia or an ischemic attack and has had a stroke, the stuttering takes a backseat to the fact that they can't speak.
And I don't know about you, but you know, I always have a place in my heart.
For those of us who are young, I don't know about you, but I look back at it now.
My stuttering was just, I thought, in some respects, kind of funny.
Because one of my trigger words, well, I had a couple of them.
For some reason, H's, answering the phone, the phone rings.
And whenever there's anticipation, whenever there's nervous...
Oh my god, the phone.
I gotta answer the phone.
We actually had a phone.
Like in the kitchen, there's a phone.
And I would answer the phone sometimes.
And somebody would say, I just called.
I got an obscene phone call.
I called somebody randomly.
And this guy was ready to go.
So I found out you could say, yellow.
Yellow, I could say.
Why is it?
Yellow, yesterday, yes.
Doog.
Doog.
Anyway.
So I would say, yellow.
Yellow was no problem.
Then, the letter L. So my first name ended as an L. My last name began with an L. So I was...
completely.
So I would learn how to put a little space between my first name and my last name.
A little uh.
And I could hear it.
It was a micro...
little tricks.
I also found out if you change the way you speak...
You could...
I had no problem.
If I got up and I said, I'm happy to be here in front of you, that might freak me out.
But if I got up and pulled up, let me tell you something.
I am happy.
And it's a Duke thing that all of us are here.
Okay?
Now, what's important...
Is that any time I changed the pattern, the rhythm, the sound, if I was using an accent, no problem.
If you sing, Mel Tillis had no problem.
Born in Tampa, by the way, in any event.
So this is what's getting these folks really upset, is what he said about, he said, I almost fell asleep.
What?
Yeah, gee, I shouldn't have.
I was...
During the G7, that was 12 days before.
The president apologized to everyone in the room saying this is not an excuse, but it is an explanation.
And he blamed the extensive foreign travel that he did in the lead up to the CNN debate for his poor performance.
Just a reminder for everyone, he did go to France for the D-Day anniversary.
And then he turned right back around and went to Italy for the G7 summit.
And he told the room, I didn't listen to my staff.
So the suggestion there being his staff did not think this was a good idea.
He apparently said, I almost fell asleep on stage.
I just want to unpack this new explanation for a second as the explanation for why his debate performance was so bad.
I find it a little bit puzzling, and frankly, I'm not sure that a lot of people are going to find this reassuring.
If anything, some folks might hear this and be even more concerned.
Yes, there were two foreign trips in the lead-up to the June 27th CNN debate, but he returned from Italy on June 15th.
The debate, again, was on June 27th.
So we're talking about roughly 12 days in between when he was back in the States.
And remember, a part of those 12 days, about a full week, Because he is and that's not Doug!
It's not Doug!
It's not duke for the president to come out and say that.
It's not duke to lie to us.
None of this is duke.
In fact, it's bad.
It's bad.
The duke, the bad, and the ugly.
It's in...
Where have these people been?
Where have these people been?
Ed F says, geriatric, odd, obtuse Democrats.
Doug!
Raul Rodriguez says, after the debate, the Dems are in radio silence.
Well, they're not right now, my friends.
They're not right now.
Now, here is the best part.
There used to be, by the way, I'm going to leave it at that.
There used to be this was referred to as a chicken head.
And I'm going to leave it at that.
I'm going to leave it at that because it's not Duke for me to be referring to street references to activities.
But Gavin Newsom may know something about that if you know what he's talking about.
Now here we go.
Watch.
This is the mistress of obfuscation.
Watch this absolute genius at just...
I love Corinne Jean-Pierre.
She is so good.
I was so cruel to her.
So cruel.
Because what she was doing, what she was exhibiting was a behavior and a talent we have never seen.
It's not lying.
It's prevarication.
It's a...
And I'm not suggesting this is a Duke thing at all, but it is an ability to completely disavow yourself of anything resembling reality.
Dig this.
You know, it's about the way we look at our elderly parents and grandparents.
You know, you may visit them once a year and you see troubling signs because you don't live in the same city, perhaps.
And the first question that you go to is, hmm, I wonder if this is a one-time thing, or if it's something that has been happening for a longer time that we need to deal with.
And the second question is...
Watch the head.
You're going multiple times here.
Where are they going to be in a year?
Where are they going to be in two years?
Do we need to put them in a home?
All the questions that go through there.
And this is sort of the American people's version of that.
And I hear you, and that's what I'm saying.
Look, this is why...
The president goes through, you know, medical examinations, right?
And we release those medical examinations, right?
We've done that the past couple of years.
We're going to continue to do that.
This is why we're going to go out there and continue to be out there and do interviews and talk to the American people.
Pre-recorded!
And at the end of the day, I've got to be careful, right?
Because we are in a campaign season.
Really?
You know, the American people will see for themselves.
Not noon!
Not noon!
I just want to be super, super careful.
This is a president that has worked incredibly hard for the American people.
What?
And not just as president, as vice president, as a senator.
It has nothing to do with this.
And he is committed.
And we cannot, we cannot take away from the fact of his three and a half years of leadership what that has been able to do, what he's been able to do.
And that doesn't, that doesn't come from...
That doesn't come easily.
He did it in historic fashion.
Especially when you have dementia.
And the data proves that.
And so, look, he's committed to continuing to make that progress, continue to work, whether it's climate change, whether it's the economy, whether it's health care.
That is what he is committed to doing.
Finding out what happened to the man.
And we are admitting that, owning up to that.
You heard the president speak to that.
And I think that's important for the American people to hear from us and from him as well.
And he's done a wonderful job.
Here's a guy who, for 50, and there's tests.
Tests that we've made available.
Did you hear the number she said?
He's done 80 or 40 or something.
No, he's done like 20. He does.
He's done.
I mean, this is the greatest thing in the world!
If I said, hey Joe, do me a favor.
What?
I want you to come on and do this.
And I want you to build up like saliva when you're sitting there.
Like take a drink of water.
I'm just going to build some up.
And then as you're staring, just let some up.
And see what they'll say.
What do you have to do before the Democrats say, okay, that's it.
All right, we can't do this anymore.
The answer is nothing.
They will lie with the best of them.
Charlie Kelly say it's the opposite of Duke.
That is correct, Charlie.
Absolutely.
Sparky says, seems like there's a disproportionate amount of recovered stutterer lawyers and entertainers.
Is this because they're encouraged to take drama and join the debate team in an effort to overcome stuttering?
No!
I don't even know, Sparky, if he really was a stutterer.
I don't really know.
I don't know.
Edie Crowley says, political sleight of hand, KGP.
Indeed.
And thank you for spelling sleight, by the way, correctly.
I don't know.
You know, stuttering, and there's a difference between stuttering and stammering, and I've never figured out what the heck it is.
Sometimes it is absolutely pathological, organic, and there's nothing, nothing you can do.
It is just horrible.
Horrible.
By the way, an aside, a little timeout, if you ever meet a stutterer, here's what you do.
First of all, never mimic them.
I know this sounds terrible, but you know how mean people are.
Never say like, as they're doing this, don't!
Don't!
Don't!
I know they're saying, what?
They will do this!
They just, they don't know what they're saying.
He knows this.
Second, don't complete the sentence.
This is the hardest thing.
Because you think you're helping him out.
I know, go to the hardware store.
Let them say it.
Sit there like this.
I got plenty of time.
Take your time.
One time I was at Caroline's.
I was doing stand-up.
And this kid comes up.
There was a bunch of people standing there.
And this sexy kid, younger person.
And he was doing the...
I mean, he was really, really, really trying.
And I said, just a minute.
I said, can I talk to you for a minute?
And I pulled over.
I put my arm around him.
I said...
So what's your words?
I said, I had the words with H. I said, and there's nothing worse than when you're on, when you have to speak.
And normally you can be by yourself.
I said, do you ever drive your car and you're talking like this?
You're fine.
There's no pressure.
But then as soon as somebody, he goes, yeah.
I said, what's your bad words?
Next thing you know, he was speaking perfectly.
Now he didn't have, of course, something very, very critically, organically, but I got it.
It's one of those things that, I mean, it's horrible.
And when you can't speak, and the nervousness, when you're thinking, the anxiety.
Let me tell you one story.
This was my favorite.
This one says it all.
I went to a place called Sacred Heart Academy.
And every year, I had the same class from my first grade.
I left in seven, but I went all the way.
It was the same class every year from first grade.
Same people.
This was one class.
I don't think we had anybody new.
Anyway, fifth grade, whatever it was, I think it was the same in any of it.
This one stands up and says, the nun, everybody stand up and say your name.
Tell us your name.
And I'm thinking to myself, why?
I know everybody's name.
Sister, you know our names.
We've been here since first grade.
What are you talking about?
And I'm thinking to myself, this is the most stupid thing in the world.
And I saw them standing up.
One woman stands up.
One girl.
Now they're 66 years old.
But at the time, one stands up.
Second one stands up.
Next guy.
Jerry stands up.
And it's going down the row.
And I can see it.
And I can see the spatial differences.
I can see it.
It's like they're closing in.
Here it is.
It's me.
It's my time.
Here we go.
And I'm thinking, oh my God.
And plus, oh, and stand up.
Let's really make this.
So as I'm thinking there, I'm thinking, oh God.
And the...
This is the most stupid thing in the world.
Why can't I say this?
I know these people.
So don't ask me.
This is one of those moments where sometimes intuition or inspiration, I should say, hits you.
I remembered Bond.
James Bond.
Oh!
Say your name in a different order.
Like, for example, if it was Smiling Sue, and if S's were your trigger word, you set up and say, the name?
Sue.
Smiling Sue.
And you sit down.
That's what I did.
I said my name was Smiling Sue, which confused the hell out of them.
No, but I just reversed the order.
And said it, I sounded like Dale Robertson.
My name's Purvis.
Melvin Purvis.
I like that.
Remember that Rory Calhoun and Dale Robertson?
I'm using voices.
I'm using...
Southern affectations.
If I can do it, anything that disrupts the order, uses an accent, if I can sing it, I'm fine.
Okay?
And that's a Duke thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, look at Johnny McGuire.
My name is Duke.
James Duke.
I stopped using my name.
I know.
It's one of those things.
Now, my friends, let's go through this other bit of news.
This is the most important.
The Manhattan...
What was that?
The Manhattan...
For some reason, people don't say...
By the way, one more time, this is my newsletter for you to sign up on, with, for, at, in any event.
The Manhattan...
DA says, we're going to suspend this for a while.
What do you mean?
Well, we're just going to suspend this thing for a while.
What do you mean?
Well, we're just, you know, we're just going to...
What do you mean?
Well, you know, there's a Supreme Court, and why do you think they're doing that?
I'll tell you why they're doing that.
They're doing that because they've been told, pull this off the docket.
If you dare do this again, If you even think about prosecuting Trump now, with this stupid case, we don't have a chance.
Pull it off, suspend it indefinitely.
We don't even care.
Get rid of this stupid case.
We hate this.
It's stupid.
Everything is Stupid.
Do you understand it?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's beyond stupid.
Gwig says, let me count the ways.
We have now been told six dug reasons for the poor debate performance.
By the way, Breitbart says RFK ate goat, not dog.
No, Breitbart said that he said it was a...
A goat, not a dog.
However, not that I care about this, a canine veterinarian or somebody said there was this particular floating rib or something which indicated canine.
I don't know.
My point is, if you ate a dog, then so what?
Did you hear about him sending pictures?
Bobby Kennedy is another one.
This is not a guy I like.
This is a guy who was a punk his whole life.
He wrote down, kept lists of women.
He sent nude pictures.
This is not a man.
This is not a man.
I'm going to say that.
This is not a man.
A grown man.
A gentleman doesn't do this.
That's right.
A gentleman.
You can go out.
You can be the biggest rake and rue and a sybarite anybody has ever seen before.
But that doesn't mean you act like a pig or a gip.
I don't understand.
Or a dog.
Or a god.
Anyway.
You don't do this.
And here's the best one for you.
Young men.
Listen to what I'm telling you.
If you really want to work with your arts of seduction, here's one for you.
Be a gentleman.
Pete, treat women respectfully, like human beings, like an adult would.
You'll do much better than acting like a pig.
Because believe it or not, you are not the first person to bed someone.
I know that may sound hard to believe.
You might say, really?
Yes!
It's true.
It's not exactly front page news.
And Bobby Kennedy is a joke.
And let me say this one more time.
And listen to me, Bobby.
Booby.
Okay?
This is some Duke advice for you right now.
Listen to me carefully.
First of all, lose that dingbat VP of yours.
I know she's there for the money.
I know.
We all know that.
You could walk right into California right now and say, guess what?
I'm your governor.
That's me.
Gab has been termed out.
He comes in.
They love him.
He lives there.
He's got that California thing.
Whatever.
And by the way, let me say something to you.
Let me say something to you, my friend.
Ask yourself a question.
First, Sparky says, how to stutter a friend from high school.
And I remember when we'd go get a beer, he'd review what he had expected the restaurant hostess to say and rehearse his response before we'd enter the restaurant.
Isn't that horrible?
Isn't that something you get really good at working around your particular affliction, as it were?
Was it due for you too?
Paul Koza, ladies and gentlemen.
And here's Raul Rodriguez.
The Dems don't want the heat.
Well, they've got it.
They've got it.
Now, let me go back to this one.
Bobby Kennedy does not want to be president.
Bobby Kennedy wants to be a star.
Bobby Kennedy does not understand what it is to be a president.
Let me explain to you something.
I want you to make sure you understand this.
I want Donald Trump to be the president.
Okay?
I have a sudden urge to say that I love you, Lionel.
Please do.
Please do.
And thank you for this.
And we all love each other as a family.
We are...
Family.
I've got all my sisters with me.
I think the sister Sledge said it best.
And by the way, the lead singer, what was that all about in any event?
Bobby Kennedy is a figurehead.
I want a statesman.
I want somebody who is going to deal with certain things.
Let me ask this question.
What's B.B. Netanyahu thinking now?
Still want to come to DC, Bibi?
Huh?
Does Bibi Netanyahu, quick question, want to sit next to Joe Biden?
Yes or no?
Does Bibi Netanyahu want to sit next to Joe Biden?
What is he going to say?
Almost everything he does, almost everything he says, almost every...
Anything that he imagines himself involving himself with.
You're going to say, did he know what you were even talking about?
Peter Pan says, I thought it was too late to withdraw Biden so the Democrats don't want Harris.
If he steps down, he loses three states and Trump automatically wins, right?
It's a great point.
Number one.
Biden is not going to make any decisions.
He has all the delegates plus whatever it is.
They are between a rock and a hard place.
Imagine this, Peter.
Number one, if you are a Democrat, you can go with Joe Biden and lose Kamala Harris.
And really lose.
Please give me a debate with Kamala Harris.
I think she should have a neurological test.
I think she should have cognitive screening.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Imagine the debate between Joe Biden, excuse me, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.
So that's that.
Third one is...
I'll tell you right now, Gretchen Whitmer, aside from...
You know, it's funny.
She...
Who was it that...
Who was the one who shot the dog?
Christian Noam.
Remember, she shot the dog.
Bobby Kennedy ate the dog.
He says it was a goat.
That didn't look like a goat.
Did you ever see a big goat?
That didn't look like a goat.
I think it was a dog.
So we got a guy who ate a dog.
One who shot a dog.
Gretchen Whitmer.
Believe it or not, maybe, whatever.
So that's it.
So let's go through this again, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Democrats, you're going to lose, no matter what.
Think about this.
Imagine meeting somebody who says, I'm going to vote for Joe Biden.
I'm going to vote for Joe Biden.
I want Joe Biden over Donald Trump.
I want Joe.
I hate Trump.
Imagine that.
That's the derangement I want to discuss.
Imagine what you're saying.
Imagine this.
It is incomprehensible to me.
This is even.
Imagine somebody somewhere who says, I will take Joe Biden.
And whoever is running the show, whoever is pulling his strings, whoever...
I'm living in a parallel universe.
Who are these people who say, I want a cognitive test?
Imagine walking in and seeing a woman who is eight months pregnant.
And you're saying, well, how do you know she's pregnant?
What?
How do you know she's pregnant?
Anyway, you can take her word for it.
I want to see a test.
Do we have an EPT test?
You want to take a test?
How do you know?
Do we have any confirmation of this?
Do we get to see what was the last time she saw a doctor?
Can we read this?
Would you wave any hip?
She's pregnant.
How do you know this?
Because I know what I'm talking about.
My friend said it best.
I still think it's best.
Would you let Joe Biden drive you home from the airport?
And listen, my friends, ladies and gentlemen, are you going out and talking to your friends?
Are you talking to your friends?
Are you talking to people and friends of yours?
Are you trying to explain what is going on?
Are you trying your best to say?
And I ask my friends this, and I'm sending out an email, excuse me, a newsletter today that's going to drive people crazy.
It comes down to simply this.
Do you want four more years of whatever this is, whether it's Biden, whether it's Kamala Harris, whether it's AOC, name one Democrat you like.
Go ahead.
Tell me one you could live with for four months.
Go ahead.
Just pick anybody.
Anybody.
Steny Hoyer.
Who?
Which one?
Maybe some of the Senators, who is it?
I mean, there are some who are a little bit, a little bit, well, somewhat more, you know, Dick Durbin, he's 79, but at least he's, you know, he's, when you hear him, I was trying to think about this.
Dick Durbin, I think, has been around.
It's his age.
He's not one of these trans lunatic people because that, to me, is my number one issue.
That's the one that's just demented.
Everything else I can argue is, okay, not this one.
Name one Democrat.
Name one Democrat.
Anybody.
You've got to pick somebody.
I'm giving you the chance.
One Democrat.
And if you don't give me a name, we're going to pick Biden or Kamala Harris.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who do these people stand for?
What is name one?
Anybody?
Anybody?
I'm serious.
Is there anybody that you can do?
If I had to pick...
Seriously, if you told me right now...
With the exception of George Santos, I don't even think he's a Republican, but if you told me Marjorie Taylor Greene, okay, I think she's not ready yet for prime time, but I'll take her.
I'd take Matt Gaetz.
I'd take any Republican.
Any.
And I'd say, well, that might not be my first choice, but I know there's a core constituency of a...
Connection to reality.
I know this.
I know this.
We don't have the AOC of the Republican Party.
And I'm not a Republican.
I'm never going to be a Republican.
I'm never going to be a member of a party or any of that stuff.
I'm an independent just so I can vote for something.
Bull Moosers or maybe a Whig.
Some type of a...
I don't know.
We don't have one.
I'm going to say we.
I'm going to throw myself into this just for shortcut purposes.
We don't have a a lunatic.
I know Joy Behar, who is a lunatic, would disagree with me.
No, we don't.
Joy Behar As an example, Joy Behar, Rachel Maddow, the Whig, I've got to be more specific, Whoopi, or whoever, whoever you're, I don't know, Barbra Streisand.
Barbra Streisand.
Would any of them have objected to being sterilized at the age of eight or five?
Because they dare to evince a question as to their home team status?
Whoopi, do you see any problem with me?
Let's assume you have a daughter or a son.
And your daughter or son says something to a counselor or a teacher.
You know, I don't know about.
My gender.
And this is after having been told by teachers repeatedly, you know, it's okay to question this.
You know, it's okay.
You know, we really don't know our gender.
Really?
You don't?
Okay.
How would you feel about that, Whoopi, if all of a sudden you come home and say, where's my daughter?
Oh, I'm sorry.
CPS came.
Child Protective Services came.
It appears that you are having a difficult time in accepting the fact that she is a transgender.
She's a what?
Yeah, she's transgender.
Since when?
Since now.
I want to see my daughter.
You can't see your daughter.
We've taken your daughter.
Parental autonomy, parental primacy, it's over.
It's done.
Here's a court date.
You can go and you can petition to court.
The child now is in foster care and she is scheduled for her first puberty blocker and then surgery next week.
And you have no say in this.
If I had told you years ago that that would even be remotely possible, this would be like some kind of a mangala experiment.
You would say, you can't do that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So let me ask you something, Rachel Maddow.
You for that?
You got a problem with that?
Look at me and tell me you don't.
Look at me and tell me that you see nothing wrong with some state agency coming in and deciding, okay, we're going to do this.
And ship a child off to whatever.
Put them under the knife and put them through the most excruciating of surgeries because they dared to Events to indicate, to provide a moment of confusion that you inspired in the first place.
Does that make sense to you?
Are you for that?
Look at me, Whoopi.
Look at me, Joy.
Look at me, Rachel.
Are you for that?
That's your Democratic Party.
That's it.
I promise you, that will never happen in a Republican administration.
Now, whom will you vote for?
Republicans, where that could never happen, or Democrats, where that is almost guaranteed to happen.
In fact, it has been slated to happen.
You tell me.
You tell me.
Which one do you want to vote for?
Because you don't like Trump?
Because you don't like him?
Okay.
This is where we are.
We're living in a parallel universe that is so depraved, I can't even believe that this is even happening.
Sparky says, how scary is Kamala if they prefer Joe in his demented state?
This is great.
How scary is Kamala if they prefer Joe in his demented state over her?
Putin was on this fence about invading Ukraine until he heard Kamala's speech at the Munich Security Conference.
You know what?
That's a very interesting thing.
Imagine these two together.
Sparky says, Hunter Kushner 24. You scare me with that.
I think you're serious about that.
But I laugh.
I am so...
I cringe when I see Jared Kushner.
I cringe.
My skin crawls.
I horripilate.
I get sick to my stomach.
You know who else I get nuts over is that dingbat Ivanka.
This one got me.
I cannot believe.
Ivanka is on Lex Friedman.
Ivanka Trump is a businesswoman, real estate developer, and former senior advisor to the President of the United States.
Don't make me laugh.
Lex, how much did they pay you?
What did they...
This is the most...
I can't...
I love that guy.
You're Ivanka Trump?
Oh my god!
You have no idea.
You have no idea what I've...
I can't believe this.
Somebody saw something.
Did you see this thing that popped up right now?
It said, Tori Spelling rocking it out in her bikini.
You do know that there are people who say, I'm going to pay Daily Mail and others money to promote me.
Whether you're Bethany Frankel or you're this one or that one.
Okay, fine.
That's okay.
Ivanka was in embarrassment.
She says, I'm sitting this one out.
Now she smells it.
She realizes, hey, guess what?
Nobody cares about me.
Nobody cares about me prancing about in Miami.
Nobody gives a damn about me.
Whether I'm rocking it in my shorts, whether I'm rocking it in my this, whether I'm rocking it, nobody cares about me.
So what she's going to do?
And Mr. President, you better not.
You promised me.
She's going to say, you know, I want to come back.
Put me in charge of...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Get her out of there.
Get her...
No, no, no.
Because they always...
I understand there's family.
Just have her...
You know what?
Put somebody in charge of a nice non-profit or something, some group.
You know, do something to really, like, help kids.
Do something that really...
See, that's one thing that Hillary never did.
It's one of those things that just...
Let me give you another example.
You know this guy, Joey Chestnut?
Have you heard this one?
Joey Chestnut was a guy who won every year.
Tomorrow's a Nathan's hot dog eating contest at Coney Island.
And what was it?
He signed up with a vegan company or something?
Anyway, Joey Chestnut is making a million bucks and they disqualified him because he...
Because he represented Nathan's and somehow Joey said, you know what?
Screw you.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to...
And it's about time because that whole thing was Joey Chestnut.
That was it.
It used to be this guy, not Kobayashi, but there was...
Remember the Black Widow?
There was a woman who could eat.
It's disgusting to watch it.
And then there was this Chinese, Japanese kid, little skinny kid.
He was...
Anyway, it was Joey Chestnut.
Joey Chestnut every year.
Nathan's or Coney Island in Brooklyn.
That was the one.
Nathan's, Nathan's.
Okay, fine.
Alright.
So now what he's doing is, you know what the hell with that?
I want to do my own campaign.
Guess what he's doing?
He is challenging servicemen.
Because he said, listen how brilliant this is.
These guys have to sometimes learn how to eat fast when they're serving our country, defending our freedom.
So they are probably good at this.
I want to go up against them.
Give me your best.
I love PR.
By the way, you know where Nathan's got their...
Listen to this.
Remember, there's two places.
Mrs. L and I went to a thing.
I'll never forget.
It was a lecture.
It was the most fascinating thing.
We were eating meat then, but enjoyed it.
But anyway, a long time ago.
But it was at this place, and it was about the history of sausages, wieners.
And Frankfurters.
Frankfurters from Frankfurt, Wiener from Vienna.
And the idea of putting things inside casing.
Putting stuff inside others.
Also turducken, you know, basically stuffing a chicken with a quail or whatever it was.
Okay.
And the whole notion of the sausages, and it's fascinating.
And there's really nothing wrong with it, but because later on, because of preservatives, The nitrites, nitrates, all this chemical stuff is horrid.
Pork is not pink.
All right.
Make a long story short.
Look at Edie says, build condos on Gaza.
Well, that's what Jared said.
Oceanfront property.
So anyway, when Nathan's came along, the owner of Nathan's...
And it's still in the same place.
Went to this hospital that was next door, or right around the corner, and said to all the doctors, I will give you either free or half-price hot dogs, but you have to wear your white coats.
You have to show up, you have to wear your white coats.
Okay.
And he showed people, look how healthy this food is.
All these doctors are eating it.
It's brilliant!
And Nathan's became, you know, this...
And whether it's okay, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
So this is a big tradition tomorrow, July 4th.
I hope that people understand something.
And if you want to explain to something, one person, let's say if you're a new member of our country, and you had it explained, let me tell you the difference between Democrats and Republicans.
Very, very simple.
Very, very simple.
One of the biggest reasons is simply this.
Democrats never talk about being an American.
If ever you're driving around in a new part of the country or part of your town you're driving about, remember when we used to go on rides on Sundays?
I don't know if your parents are at this, but let's go for a ride.
We would just drive.
I don't know where the hell we were driving, but we drove.
But if you're in a place that you've never been before, you know it's Republican when they have American flags, and if they have a Trump sign, obviously, but if they have American flags.
American flags.
That's what they have.
You want to see a great bastion of American Trump Republicanism, if that's what you want to call it?
Staten Island.
Oh my God.
It's beautiful.
The whole place.
Remember, they wanted to secede from New York, which is one of the reasons why Rudy Giuliani was elected.
Oh, poor Rudy.
Anyway.
Democrats never have the American flag.
They don't care about it.
We walked into our neighborhood, CVS, nothing out there about Fourth of July.
Normally they have this little area where whatever the, if it's Valentine, they've got the candies and they've got the balloons and they've got the hearts.
If it's Halloween, you know, this pagan, satanic holiday, they've got the masks and the candies and all this stuff.
Fourth of July, nothing.
That CVS, nothing.
These are the same people.
Who had to lock everything up because they wouldn't hire, they wouldn't even have a policeman stand there at the front door.
And if I didn't know better, I'd swear they were saying, we're making too much on the insurance.
Don't let them know.
How much did we lose?
$100?
No, $200.
Really?
Just saying, I wouldn't be surprised.
No proof of that, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Democrats hate this country.
They hate flags.
They hate the Fourth of July.
They hate anything about servicemen.
They hate anything about Memorial Day, Veterans Day.
But they love to walk around nude where their goo-goo's hanging out in front of kids, you know, exhibiting this vile, disgusting, paraphile, demented, sick behavior to corrupt and contaminate the minds of the innocents because they're depraved or...
Or their party has been taken over by the depraved and the lunatics.
What they're doing...
Okay, my friend.
Takes me a while just to even calm down.
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Let me also thank our good friends, Edie Crowley, the lovely and talented.
Sparko, you did a Doug job, my friend.
You gave us a bit we're never going to forget.
We're going to be Doug.
There's a great song, one of my favorite Three Dog Nights songs.
It's called Good Feeling, 1957 or something.
Good Feeling, Duke Feeling.
How many songs use the word Duke?
Judas, Goat, Barbecue.
Oh, look at this.
Most people don't know B.B. is a graduate of MIT.
That is correct, sir.
Oh, B.B. is no, he is no fool.
No fool.
But now, how can he sit with Biden?
You got more weapons from a senile man?
Who approved this?
We'll pick that up again later.
Peter Pan, thank you.
Beauty Blast, thank you as well.
Raul Rodriguez, Paul Coza, Sparkle, of course, Gwig, Edie Crowley, you know or you love her, the artist.
Charlie Calais.
Edav.
Thank you.
And Catch Up, by the way, is a member for six months.
Bless your heart.
Let me see who else is there.
Brad Rung, ladies and gentlemen.
He's there.
Thank you, Bradley.
Let me see who else.
Gene Crane.
Asking a very interesting procedural question.
Corey DeLune is a new member.
And Thomas DeMeo.
Not to be confused with Roy DeMeo from the Gemini crowd.
Did you ever hear about Roy DeMeo?
Murder Incorporated?
The Murder Machine?
Oh my god.
Not good at all.
Now, listen to me carefully.
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They are incredible.
Follow her right now.
LinzWarriors on YouTube.
That's the link.
LinzWarriors on YouTube.
LinzWarriors on YouTube.
I told you the other day, Baby Farms.
Another one.
What they're doing to children, lowering ages of consent?
And changing criminal laws as to victimization, it's a full court press targeting children.
And a lot of these folks who were here at first, they're not here anymore.
A lot of the ones who said, hey, I love all this, I love this attention they were giving regarding this particular subject matter.
They're not there anymore.
They're moving on.
Something is more sexy.
And Mrs. L has been there.
Without fail, since day one.
Fighting for kids.
Fighting against child predation, child trafficking, and pushing for digital safety.
Because remember what I'm telling you.
The way they will get your kids is through their phones, through their tablets, through their game.
That's the way they do it.
Not the white van.
I guess there's a few of those around.
But that's not what's happening.
So you have got to recognize that's precisely what is happening.
You got it?
So follow her.
And the only one who's ever mentioned kids, ever, has been Donald Trump.
You think Joe...
How can Joe...
Joe can't even mention...
Look at this.
Ketchup says, I've actually been with you since 2015.
Bless you, Ketchup.
Thank you, my dear friend.
How can Joe Biden talk about children after he sniffs hair?
Nuzzles them.
Just inappropriate.
His daughter.
The diary.
I mean, the son.
Bringing his son back into the White House.
As a consultant, you're letting this convicted, drug-addled fiend sit in and listen to confidential?
I mean, they have no decency.
They don't care about anything.
They don't.
Sparky says, one of my sisters-in-law, very good, is trying to get on her HOA board so she can get her West Point retired military neighbor to take down his American flag.
Oh my God.
That is, you just, that sickens me.
Absolutely sicken me.
By the way, you know, years ago there was a fellow in Florida who was on a condo who was represented by the HCLU because he wanted to fly an American flag and he said that that was somehow verboten.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Alright, dear friends, thank you so much.
We're going to win this!
This has never been greater.
Feel happy and rejoice.
Rejoice and exclaim.
Let people know.
I've never felt this.
Oh, and one more thing.
We'll talk about this later.
Michelle Obama is nowhere near the White House.
Michelle Obama.
This is a...
I don't know why they keep throwing this bone out.
Michelle Obama.
Uh-uh.
She doesn't want it.
She doesn't have it.
Barack says, we're done with that.
We don't want to get anywhere near this.
She wants to be Oprah.
She wants you to love her.
She has no interest in this.
She wants to be America's favorite.
America's, you know...
You know, this sexy, smart first lady, whatever it is.
She has no interest.
Don't insult my intelligence.
Don't even bring her name up.
When I heard this one time, even Dick Morris said, Michelle Obama said, what?
No way.
No.
It's not because I don't like her.
If there was a possibility, I'd say, sure.
She's not going to do it.
Don't point out somebody who's not going to do it.
Jimmy Carter.
Okay.
Ask yourself right now, Jimmy Carter, in his stage at, what, 99, 100 years old, whatever, is better than Joe Biden.
Think about this.
Think about this.
It's not a question of whether I like these people or not.
There is this...
Oh.
I happened to zip through some in the morning, and this Fox News...
Why they don't have pronunciation keys, you have no idea how it drives me crazy.
One of the geniuses says, secretary.
And the secretary, would you, who is this?
What is this colloquialism?
Who is this, this rusticator?
Who is this gedrool?
What is this?
This is the top.
The top number one big-time cable news, Fox News, billions of dollars.
I won't let you talk about anything about elections because of Dominion.
And you've got this secretary, attorney general, this successor.
I mean, just...
Does anybody care?
They care more about hair and makeup than somebody who said, you don't speak English!
You look like an idiot!
We're doing it for you!
Speak!
Say the word!
And if I ever hear somebody on a TV actually see Axe, I will have a complete, it will be my end.
I will turn around and just fall over like a bug over a match.
I can't take it.
My culture, my world, my sense of order, and my language is being destroyed by these simpletons.
And it's not Colloquialism.
It's not a doog thing.
In any event, nobody cares about Kamala Harris.
Let me say this again.
And let me clear this up.
If I hear one more idiot say, well, you know, they have to pick Kamala Harris.
No, they don't.
I don't know where you got that from.
Well, she's the vice president.
They don't care about the rules.
She's a black woman.
They don't care about that at all.
You think they care?
They don't care.
America doesn't say, you better make sure you get Kamala Harris.
Just whatever you do, you better make sure it's Kamala Harris.
Because I will not vote unless it's Kamala Harris.
Because she's the vice president.
She's a black woman.
Nobody thinks like that.
I hate to break it to you.
Nobody thinks like that.
I got one for you.
Check out your theory.
Put a trans woman or a trans man, whatever the hell that is.
Put them in there.
Go ahead.
How about Rachel Levine?
Go ahead.
As your VP, Gavin Newsom and Rachel Levine.
Go ahead.
Come on.
You're ready for that, aren't you?
Go ahead.
They'll look at you like, are you okay?
Are you suggesting to me that maybe Rachel Levine, this trans woman, may not be?
Are you suggesting that maybe the voter public won't vote for her?
Yes.
So why are you putting her in there?
Because we're trying to change the structure of American morality.
Oh, so you really don't think?
Let me tell you something.
Pete Booty Giggity Giggity would be a little bit, at least better.
He can speak somewhat cogently.
Nobody really cares about...
No, the gay thing...
Look, I don't want to go through who's gay and who's not.
Nobody cares about that.
It's when you hide stuff that's a problem.
It's when you have a beard.
It's when all of a sudden you get married at the last minute.
Hey, look, I got a wife.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
What am I, stupid?
It didn't matter until now you were insulting my intelligence.
But let me explain something.
Nobody cares about Kamala Harris being black, being a woman.
Nobody cares about that.
This is fantasy.
Americans don't care about that.
Democrats don't care about that.
She's an idiot.
She's an idiot.
He's brain dead.
She's an idiot.
He had his moment.
She never had a moment.
She never did.
She's Willie Brown.
You know that.
You know the whole story.
You know what she's all about.
And Montel Williams.
She's an idiot.
Somebody along the way said, she never pulled 2%.
She pulled a lot more, but not 2%.
Remember when she was running, she talked about, well, you know, she's Jamaican, she's Indian, she's this.
She's an idiot.
She is a profound Absolutely dyed-in-the-wool prototypical, imane archetypical, archetypal, textbook, dictionary idiot of the first stripe.
Stop saying this.
They don't care.
Well, does he have the delegates?
It doesn't matter.
They want to win.
And they cannot, not the Democrats, the virus, the shadow government, they can't win unless they completely reroute, rewrite, reconfigure, reconstruct, re-coordinate the people involved in this stuff.
This is brutal.
Trump's going to win.
Say it.
Hear it.
Trump's going to win.
He's going to win.
You're going to see him re-elected again.
Trump's going to win.
And if there is a God, and if he listens to me, he will have no inauguration.
He goes straight to the White House.
He doesn't even show up.
He says, I don't even want to talk to you.
I'm not going to go through this again.
I'm not going to invite anybody.
I'm going to get right down to work.
I don't hear the White House.
FDR did it during the war.
He didn't have an inauguration.
It's ridiculous.
I'm not going to get these people.
I'm not going to make a speech somebody's listening to.
Here's my speech.
I'm going to go right to work.
The most...
The most...
The biggest statement ever, and Trump's got to always tell people, they're going to come after me, and I don't know how much time I've got because they will stop at nothing.
Come on, say it.
Trump.
Trump.
Trump, say it.
It's true.
And get ready.
Because if you think these shadow government...
Deep State, Police State, Intel State, ruling class bastards are going away.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
And I'm not talking about TV.
All right, my friends.
You have a great and glorious day.
Let me tell you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I cannot tell you how you...
I cannot wait.
I look at the clock and say, any moment.
I'm making notes.
I just...
I keep thinking they're going to love this.
They're going to love this.
They're going to love this.
This is the greatest show.
We have the best show.
We're the best.
Not an audience.
I don't know what you want to call yourself.
You're not an audience.
What do you call yourself?
You're a participant.
You're not a studio.
Not an audience.
You are a part of this.
You're a part of this.
And I love the way you love each other.
Okay?
Period.
Don't forget to follow Mrs. Al at Lens Warriors.
Howie Brown, you've got a lovely daughter, says, R.I.P.
Donald Sutherland, June 20th.
Yep.
One of the greats.
One of the greats.
All right, dear friends.
An hour and 40 minutes.
That's enough.
Have a great and glorious day.
See you tonight at 7 p.m.
But don't forget, until then, my friends, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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