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See, that's why I got into talk radio.
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Very quickly, I had three rules.
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I'm going to tell you this.
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This is a true story.
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I used to love to call radio shows, I do this for fun, where they never took anything controversial.
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You know, plant shows.
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We had a guy who did TV repair.
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This is how old I was.
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I had three rules.
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Number one, be the first caller.
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Set the tone.
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Set the tone.
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You're the first caller.
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Number two, never talk about the subject.
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Whatever he's talking about, never talk about it.
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And number three, when at all possible, insult the host and his family.
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And just get the guy mad.
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So you're the first one.
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He's got like an hour, two hour, three hour, whatever it is.
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And already he's PO'd and he hasn't said a word yet.
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And you're just sitting back and you're listening to him.
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There was a guy one time, this poor guy, he did a TV repair.
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I thought, he's a nice old man.
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That's the one I wanted to hit.
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So he starts off, oh, you're calling the electronics doctor.
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He was this Boston guy.
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And I said, let me explain something to you.
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I hate you.
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I hate you and your stupid show.
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It was like venom.
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And he lost it.
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And I thought, I hit pay dirt.
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His whole show was, did you hear what that guy said about me?
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And you're not a doctor.
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I never said I was a doctor.
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Your name's called the TV doctor.
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It's an expression.
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Well, I got an expression for you.
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I hate your show.
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It just, it was the greatest thing ever.
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And I guarantee you, I guarantee you people said, I got to advertise with that guy.
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Because more people, I'll bet you they didn't have overnights.
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But more people listened because it was just so unique.
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Why?
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Why?
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Give them something unique.
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Give them something.
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What are you trying to do?
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Nobody remembers.
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Nobody remembers your answer about crime or the border.
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How many times?
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Now, there may be a rule about props, but he can pull out a picture that says, Joe, you know who this is?
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Call him Joe.
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Joe, you know who this is?
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I'd pick any of the poor, tragic young women who have been slaughtered by these animals.
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This.
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Here.
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Yeah, no prop.
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This isn't a prop.
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This is a picture.
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You call her a prop?
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No prop.
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You call her a prop?
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This is a human being.
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I hope they use the word prop.
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You don't want to see this, do you?
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I don't blame you.
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But her family, this is all they have left.
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Because of you.
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This is all they have left.
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This girl will never get married.
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We'll never walk her own daughter down the aisle.
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We'll never even see her next birthday because of you and this policy.
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My question to you, Joe, is this.
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Who made you do it?
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Who owns you?
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Who tells you what to do?
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Don't tell me you came up with that.
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You didn't come up with it.
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Somebody made you do that.
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Is it because of Hunter?
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Is it because, what, the Chinese got the laptop?
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Is that it?
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And they've got pictures that we can't even imagine?
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Tell me, Joe, because they know you're not that crazy to actually go.
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And the Joe Biden 30 years ago would have never put up with this.
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What happened to you?
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That's it.
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You've just owned it.
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It's derailed.
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And if Jay Caput goes, Jay, do me a favor.
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Shut up, Jay.
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We got an election coming up and you want to interrupt.
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Look, I know you're trying to shill for Biden.
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We all know that.
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That's why we're on this stupid network.
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So answer my question, Joe.
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I promise you they're going to say this was the he's ill-tempered.
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People will run and say, I'm voting for this guy.
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I love it!
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Because we live in a WWF or WWE or whatever it is.
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We live in a world of professional wrestling, of heels and just moments.
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Do you know how many TikTok moments there are?
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That's where it is.
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That's where it is.
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It's this thing where they're going to say, You want them to say at the end, we've been had.
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He did it.
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He didn't answer one question.
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Nobody wants to hear the questions.
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They want a performance.
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Give them the performance.
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Don't do anything other than giving them the performance.
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So anyway, dear friends, listen, I love you.
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I want to get out here before they buzz me.
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Raul, God love you.
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Charlie Calais.
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Sorry, but you told me about the Hooters.
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I'm going to call Bob Passwater.
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Let's find out what the hell is going on with that.
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Thank you.
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And thank you as well.
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So we'll see you tonight.
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Okay?
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You dig?
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This is going to be interesting.
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And President Trump, you know how to reach me.
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Anybody who knows?
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I'm telling you.
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Listen to what I'm saying.
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They will never forget this.
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This will be one for the ages.
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They're going to say, we've never seen anything like this.
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He owned us.
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He Own us.
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We've been had.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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We've been had.
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That's precisely right.
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Because if you want to play, there's an expression we used to say years ago.
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Don't fuck with the falcon unless you can fly.
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So grow some wings, Joey.
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DT's in town.
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Okay?
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The big man.
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The big guy.
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The original guy.
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Got that, Tapper?
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And Dana?
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Huh?
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Wake up, Dana.
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It's almost over.
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Ah!
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Meet Rodney Dangerfield meets I don't know what.
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All right, dear friends.
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Have a great and a glorious day.
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It is an honor to be with you.
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We're going to get through this.
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We're going to get through this.
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And make sure to spread the word.
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Johannesburg is a great Gil Scott Heron would say.
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At any event, please, please have a great day.
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Please follow Mrs. L at Linza Warriors.
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Great, great YouTube channel.
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And X or Twitter.
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And until then, my friends, remember, the monkey's dead.
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The show's over.
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Sue you.
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