Lionel Nation - Using My Patented Rules of Talk Radio Harassment to Win Every Debate
Aired: 2024-06-28
Duration: 07:39


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[00:01:31]  See, that's why I got into talk radio.
[00:01:33]  Very quickly, I had three rules.
[00:01:34]  I'm going to tell you this.
[00:01:35]  This is a true story.
[00:01:37]  I used to love to call radio shows, I do this for fun, where they never took anything controversial.
[00:01:44]  You know, plant shows.
[00:01:46]  We had a guy who did TV repair.
[00:01:48]  This is how old I was.
[00:01:51]  I had three rules.
[00:01:53]  Number one, be the first caller.
[00:01:54]  Set the tone.
[00:01:56]  Set the tone.
[00:01:59]  You're the first caller.
[00:02:02]  Number two, never talk about the subject.
[00:02:04]  Whatever he's talking about, never talk about it.
[00:02:06]  And number three, when at all possible, insult the host and his family.
[00:02:09]  And just get the guy mad.
[00:02:11]  So you're the first one.
[00:02:12]  He's got like an hour, two hour, three hour, whatever it is.
[00:02:14]  And already he's PO'd and he hasn't said a word yet.
[00:02:18]  And you're just sitting back and you're listening to him.
[00:02:21]  There was a guy one time, this poor guy, he did a TV repair.
[00:02:25]  I thought, he's a nice old man.
[00:02:27]  That's the one I wanted to hit.
[00:02:29]  So he starts off, oh, you're calling the electronics doctor.
[00:02:33]  He was this Boston guy.
[00:02:35]  And I said, let me explain something to you.
[00:02:39]  I hate you.
[00:02:42]  I hate you and your stupid show.
[00:02:46]  It was like venom.
[00:02:48]  And he lost it.
[00:02:50]  And I thought, I hit pay dirt.
[00:02:52]  His whole show was, did you hear what that guy said about me?
[00:02:57]  And you're not a doctor.
[00:02:59]  I never said I was a doctor.
[00:03:01]  Your name's called the TV doctor.
[00:03:03]  It's an expression.
[00:03:04]  Well, I got an expression for you.
[00:03:06]  I hate your show.
[00:03:07]  It just, it was the greatest thing ever.
[00:03:10]  And I guarantee you, I guarantee you people said, I got to advertise with that guy.
[00:03:14]  Because more people, I'll bet you they didn't have overnights.
[00:03:18]  But more people listened because it was just so unique.
[00:03:21]  Why?
[00:03:21]  Why?
[00:03:22]  Give them something unique.
[00:03:25]  Give them something.
[00:03:26]  What are you trying to do?
[00:03:27]  Nobody remembers.
[00:03:28]  Nobody remembers your answer about crime or the border.
[00:03:33]  How many times?
[00:03:36]  Now, there may be a rule about props, but he can pull out a picture that says, Joe, you know who this is?
[00:03:43]  Call him Joe.
[00:03:44]  Joe, you know who this is?
[00:03:45]  I'd pick any of the poor, tragic young women who have been slaughtered by these animals.
[00:03:52]  This.
[00:03:52]  Here.
[00:03:54]  Yeah, no prop.
[00:03:55]  This isn't a prop.
[00:03:56]  This is a picture.
[00:03:57]  You call her a prop?
[00:03:58]  No prop.
[00:03:58]  You call her a prop?
[00:03:59]  This is a human being.
[00:04:01]  I hope they use the word prop.
[00:04:02]  You don't want to see this, do you?
[00:04:03]  I don't blame you.
[00:04:05]  But her family, this is all they have left.
[00:04:07]  Because of you.
[00:04:09]  This is all they have left.
[00:04:10]  This girl will never get married.
[00:04:12]  We'll never walk her own daughter down the aisle.
[00:04:15]  We'll never even see her next birthday because of you and this policy.
[00:04:18]  My question to you, Joe, is this.
[00:04:20]  Who made you do it?
[00:04:21]  Who owns you?
[00:04:23]  Who tells you what to do?
[00:04:24]  Don't tell me you came up with that.
[00:04:26]  You didn't come up with it.
[00:04:27]  Somebody made you do that.
[00:04:28]  Is it because of Hunter?
[00:04:30]  Is it because, what, the Chinese got the laptop?
[00:04:32]  Is that it?
[00:04:32]  And they've got pictures that we can't even imagine?
[00:04:35]  Tell me, Joe, because they know you're not that crazy to actually go.
[00:04:38]  And the Joe Biden 30 years ago would have never put up with this.
[00:04:41]  What happened to you?
[00:04:42]  That's it.
[00:04:43]  You've just owned it.
[00:04:44]  It's derailed.
[00:04:46]  And if Jay Caput goes, Jay, do me a favor.
[00:04:48]  Shut up, Jay.
[00:04:49]  We got an election coming up and you want to interrupt.
[00:04:51]  Look, I know you're trying to shill for Biden.
[00:04:53]  We all know that.
[00:04:54]  That's why we're on this stupid network.
[00:04:58]  So answer my question, Joe.
[00:05:00]  I promise you they're going to say this was the he's ill-tempered.
[00:05:04]  People will run and say, I'm voting for this guy.
[00:05:06]  I love it!
[00:05:08]  Because we live in a WWF or WWE or whatever it is.
[00:05:11]  We live in a world of professional wrestling, of heels and just moments.
[00:05:18]  Do you know how many TikTok moments there are?
[00:05:23]  That's where it is.
[00:05:26]  That's where it is.
[00:05:29]  It's this thing where they're going to say, You want them to say at the end, we've been had.
[00:05:35]  He did it.
[00:05:36]  He didn't answer one question.
[00:05:38]  Nobody wants to hear the questions.
[00:05:40]  They want a performance.
[00:05:42]  Give them the performance.
[00:05:44]  Don't do anything other than giving them the performance.
[00:05:49]  So anyway, dear friends, listen, I love you.
[00:05:51]  I want to get out here before they buzz me.
[00:05:55]  Raul, God love you.
[00:05:56]  Charlie Calais.
[00:05:57]  Sorry, but you told me about the Hooters.
[00:05:59]  I'm going to call Bob Passwater.
[00:06:00]  Let's find out what the hell is going on with that.
[00:06:02]  Thank you.
[00:06:03]  And thank you as well.
[00:06:05]  So we'll see you tonight.
[00:06:07]  Okay?
[00:06:07]  You dig?
[00:06:09]  This is going to be interesting.
[00:06:10]  And President Trump, you know how to reach me.
[00:06:12]  Anybody who knows?
[00:06:13]  I'm telling you.
[00:06:15]  Listen to what I'm saying.
[00:06:16]  They will never forget this.
[00:06:18]  This will be one for the ages.
[00:06:21]  They're going to say, we've never seen anything like this.
[00:06:24]  He owned us.
[00:06:26]  He Own us.
[00:06:28]  We've been had.
[00:06:30]  Yep.
[00:06:31]  Yep.
[00:06:33]  We've been had.
[00:06:35]  That's precisely right.
[00:06:37]  Because if you want to play, there's an expression we used to say years ago.
[00:06:41]  Don't fuck with the falcon unless you can fly.
[00:06:47]  So grow some wings, Joey.
[00:06:52]  DT's in town.
[00:06:53]  Okay?
[00:06:54]  The big man.
[00:06:56]  The big guy.
[00:06:57]  The original guy.
[00:06:59]  Got that, Tapper?
[00:07:00]  And Dana?
[00:07:02]  Huh?
[00:07:03]  Wake up, Dana.
[00:07:04]  It's almost over.
[00:07:06]  Ah!
[00:07:07]  Meet Rodney Dangerfield meets I don't know what.
[00:07:13]  All right, dear friends.
[00:07:14]  Have a great and a glorious day.
[00:07:16]  It is an honor to be with you.
[00:07:19]  We're going to get through this.
[00:07:20]  We're going to get through this.
[00:07:21]  And make sure to spread the word.
[00:07:23]  Johannesburg is a great Gil Scott Heron would say.
[00:07:25]  At any event, please, please have a great day.
[00:07:28]  Please follow Mrs. L at Linza Warriors.
[00:07:31]  Great, great YouTube channel.
[00:07:34]  And X or Twitter.
[00:07:36]  And until then, my friends, remember, the monkey's dead.
[00:07:38]  The show's over.
[00:07:39]  Sue you.