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| I use one word far too much. | |
| Stupid. | |
| I recognize it. | |
| And I guess that's stupid. | |
| He's stupid. | |
| They're stupid. | |
| It's stupid. | |
| The idea is stupid. | |
| Policy is stupid. | |
| The commercial is stupid. | |
| But it really makes a lot of sense to me. | |
| And there's something valuable about stupid. | |
| Stupid is the comfort food for thinking. | |
| It's the junk food for thinking. | |
| It's something that doesn't involve a lot of depth. | |
| And what Americans in particular really like that's stupid is a Manichaean, very black and white, good versus evil, simplistic Distinction and collection of ideas and thoughts. | |
| Does that make sense to you? | |
| I hope it does. | |
| I was watching a cable news program as much as I possibly can. | |
| And it was a conservative one. | |
| And I can't watch it because it doesn't capture the essence and the nuance. | |
| Take any particular subject. | |
| Israel, Gaza. | |
| Good or bad? | |
| Good guys, bad guys? | |
| You want to try that? | |
| You want to tackle that? | |
| You want to tell me who the good guys and the bad guys are? | |
| And I know most people say, well, of course. | |
| Of course. | |
| The good guys are Israel. | |
| The bad guys are Gazans, Palestinians, because they're really Hamas, and they're the bad guys, and there's terrorism, and that's it. | |
| The other ones say, oh, no, no, no. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| The bad guys are Israel because, after all, this is genocide, apartheid, and ethnic cleansing. | |
| They're the bad ones. | |
| They're it. | |
| They're just wrong. | |
| That's it. | |
| Since 1948, it's wrong. | |
| And there's no empathic anything. | |
| You see, if I program that, I'm not going to work on TV. | |
| Nobody's going to want to hear what I have to say. | |
| Because you see, cable news is the very reason why the country is as stupid as it appears. | |
| Because cable news acts as a mirror, a reflector, a stage. | |
| It promotes, and by the way... | |
| Cable news in particular. | |
| This is supposed to be the highest level of consideration and thought entertainment there is. | |
| Cable news. | |
| Cable news was really changed wonderfully by a man named Roger Ailes, who said one of the greatest things ever. | |
| I believe he said this. | |
| I've always attributed it to him, so if he didn't, forgive me. | |
| But they asked the question, do you think that journalist should be licensed? | |
| And he said, you only need licensed to cut hair. | |
| And what Roger Ailes did was, he gave people the news source to hear what they want to hear. | |
| Do you want to hear any nuanced reports of Trump not on Fox News? | |
| Or the soon-to-be-perhaps-defunct Newsmax or any of the others? | |
| There really aren't any others, but... | |
| Do you really want to hear a Lex Friedman version on particle physics or string theory? | |
| No. | |
| Not on cable news. | |
| Do you want to hear a Joe Rogan look at antiquities or perhaps alien... | |
| No. | |
| Give us a minute. | |
| Give me a couch. | |
| Give me four people. | |
| Give me a bunch of syrupy, stupid, goofy, saccharine... | |
| Anodyne, harmless individuals who wave flags just in some kind of weird vexillology fetish, who only understand the world as seen through a country music song from the 80s. | |
| Very simple. | |
| My country, my flag, my truck. | |
| That's it. | |
| Very simple. | |
| Very simple. | |
| And when it comes to left versions of cable news, oh, it's even worse, if you can believe it. | |
| See, in that particular way, they don't even have, at least, say what you want about the right, they have their labels. | |
| They have their messages. | |
| They have a lot of their stuff. | |
| They really do. | |
| They believe in things like good, well, I shouldn't say that. | |
| They really don't. | |
| Oh, abortion. | |
| They love abortion. | |
| And, um... | |
| *clicks* | |
| Sort of open borders. | |
| They really don't believe anything. | |
| I think there's two things the left believes in. | |
| As is exemplified and as is promoted on really stupid cable news. | |
| Abortion, of course, and hating Trump. | |
| They live by hating Trump. | |
| If you opened up a store, That had a name, let's say. | |
| The store's name would be We Don't Have Baloney. | |
| And you said, well, I wasn't looking for baloney, but what do you have? | |
| We don't have baloney. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's their place. | |
| We hate Trump. | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you love? | |
| What do we love? | |
| We love to hate Trump. | |
| But aside from, we're not going to vote for Trump, but tell me something. | |
| What do you believe in? | |
| Not Trump. | |
| Not baloney. | |
| It doesn't make any sense. | |
| They exist merely by not being Trump. | |
| Oh, and abortion. | |
| They love abortion. | |
| At least they say they do. | |
| They're under the impression that somehow, The Constitution guarantees abortion. | |
| Now, believe it or not, it's not Roe. | |
| It was actually Casey. | |
| And Dobbs put an end to that, which it should have because the Constitution never guarantees abortion. | |
| But if you want abortion, stay in your state! | |
| There's nothing that anybody can do to prevent a state from guaranteeing abortion. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Nothing. | |
| And there's nothing, I mean, would you prefer a constitutional amendment that guarantees the denial of abortion rights? | |
| Of course not. | |
| But that's it. | |
| So that's the left. | |
| Abortion and hating Trump. | |
| And the right, well, the right, their menu is a little bit fuller. | |
| Crime, border, taxes, family, you know. | |
| I've got to tell you something. | |
| And the reason why they have so much to say is because so much of the aforementioned have been destroyed by the left. | |
| So you see, if we could somehow take away cable news completely and force people to watch platforms that talk about a subject more than a minute by four jadrools sitting around on a couch yucking it up, the world would be a better place. | |
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Please Hit That Bell
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| But that would require thinking, And have a lifting? | |
| And speaking anything but stupid, which some people have a black belt in. | |
| What do you think? | |
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