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Jan. 15, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Brace Yourself for Unparalleled Catastrophe Right in Time for the Election
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Imagine the end of civilization, the end of this, where we are, where we succumb to the horrors of tyranny.
Where everything that we feared comes through.
Everything.
We are in a gulag.
We're in some FEMA camp.
We're locked in some weird panopticon.
We're like little mini Uyghur camps where everything is through.
Where every conceivable horror from social credit scores to being vaxxed and packed away and branded.
Internal chips in our bodies and we're tagged in laser marks like cattle.
And we're just, I mean, it's all over.
The society has been rendered completely impotent and infertile by virtue of incessant geoengineering nanoparticulate stratospheric springs with You know,
new, these weird Wi-Fi tinkerings and the like, you know, 5G, 6G, where our blood has become metallic.
We're basically walking around like transistors.
Nanoparticulates, we're rendered just, we're done.
The species is through.
Everything that happens, everything that we're worried about, crime is rampant, everything.
At that time, before that happens, or maybe shortly thereafter, people will look back and say, what were they talking about before the end of our time?
What were the people discussing before the end?
Were they talking about this?
Did they know about this?
Oh no!
That was considered crazy!
That was considered a conspiracy theory!
No, you know what they were talking about?
Vivek, Ramaswamy, and by the way, these are the enlightened ones, or whether Nikki Haley, or they were talking about Taylor Swift, or football and weather, and the usual stuff, at the end of time.
And yet there were a few people sounding the call.
What about the conservative stations, the conservative networks?
Even worse!
Even worse!
Absolutely the worst.
They were talking about nothing.
They were quizlings.
They were a part of the scene like nobody's business.
They were the worst of the worst.
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready tonight?
Are you ready for this?
I am.
No, not 200.
Hang on a minute.
296 days until the election.
296 days until the election.
Dear God.
So my friends, first, before we get started, let me thank you for being here.
Get ready, get ready, my friends.
Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
Make sure that you listen.
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That's up there as well.
And then you, you're my guest.
You're my guest.
Let me also remind you, dear, dear friends, I keep telling you, that coming up right now on February the 3rd, February the 3rd, right now, the Lotus for POTUS 2 tour.
This is not Lotus for POTUS.
What is Lotus?
What does it even mean?
Lionel of the United States.
Did you know that?
It's true.
We did this before, but we're doing it again.
The Lotus for POTUS Tour.
Now, I want you to make it a point to come out and see me and see your brothers and sisters.
This is serious business.
I don't do this that often.
Because, frankly, I'm busy.
But when I do do it, I expect you to be there with bells on.
You know, Liz was there.
Liz Solak was there one year.
Oh my god, what a stir she caused.
That was wild.
That was rambunctious.
And here is the link.
By the way, it's in the description section.
Here is the link.
Let's talk about everything.
I promise you, I promise you, I promise you.
You might not say, well, you know, say what you want.
It might not be, I mean, I may not be any Cat Williams.
But nobody, nobody does what I do.
They said the same thing about Leonard Barr, but I digress.
Let me tell you who we are.
You know who we are?
Ricky Lee Rector.
Remember that?
Who was Ricky Lee Rector?
Oh, I know Liz.
You were wild.
She was doing marching to Pretoria.
Liz, get off the table.
Get off the table.
Get off the table.
It was kind of wobbly, but she was doing this fan dance.
It was something.
Ricky Lee Rector.
Who is that?
Ricky Lee Rector.
Al, Liz has been to the cutting room.
Are you kidding?
Absolutely.
Ricky Lee Rector.
Who is that?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Gene Crane is talking about puberty blockers.
Thank you, Gene.
Appreciate it.
Ricky Lee Rector.
Hello?
Hello?
Who is that?
Who is it?
You go, girl.
Who?
Who is Ricky Lee Rector?
Who?
Tell me.
Who's the first one to get that one right?
Come on.
This is important.
1992.
Ricky Lee Rector.
Come on.
Anybody?
Come on.
You know who it is.
Please.
I'm not going to move until we go.
I'm not going to move until somebody says.
No one living knows.
Thanks, Chuck.
Thanks, Dick.
Kiki G. No idea.
Ricky Lee Rector.
Rector damn near killed her.
Come on.
Nobody's looking.
Oh, they never look it up, honey.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Somebody's I know is going to be the birthday girl this week.
Somebody's going to be the birthday girl.
That's all I'm going to say.
Puberty blockers.
Dick Gallo is talking about puberty blockers.
Thanks, Dick.
Thank you.
I'm going to bring Dick to the Thanksgiving.
And you know, puberty blockers, Dick, would you lay off?
Yeah, puberty blockers.
Could you pass the stuffing?
Puberty blockers.
I love you.
Singer, no.
I give up.
Oh, dear God.
Ricky Ray?
No.
Not even Ray J. Ricky Lee Rector, 1992.
He was sentenced to the death penalty.
This is the guy from the Navy?
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Roland Bishop.
The guy from the Navy?
No, no, Roland.
Okay.
I love you, man.
I love you.
Seriously.
I don't understand you, Roland.
Roland on a river, but I dig you, and I like you.
I like your spirit.
I like your spirit.
By the way, you know who passed away?
Joyce Randolph.
Remember Trixie from the Honeymooners?
What was she, 99?
99. We used to see her all over the place.
She was at Sardis.
She was at all these...
The Last of the Honeymooners.
Still the best show ever.
Ricky Lee Rector was cornered by the police.
Decided to shoot himself.
Well, he missed something wrong and he lobotomized himself.
And he was out to lunch.
And when...
Bill Clinton was running for office.
He said, I'm going to make sure he flew down, make sure that he signed the death warrant.
And Ricky Lee Rector was so bad, so gone.
They called him retarded, but that's not the word.
He was so lobotomized that in his last meal, his last meal, he had a piece of pecan or pecan or pecan pie.
And he said, Ricky, do you want to finish that?
He said, I'll finish it after the execution.
Bill Pierce, everybody.
Take some bumps.
I'll finish it after the execution.
That's who we are.
We're Ricky Lee Rector.
We're talking stuff that doesn't even matter.
We don't even get it.
We're just, what?
Vivek Ramaswamy and Donald Trump is this catfighting.
You know, I gotta tell you something.
And I want to say this as nice as I can.
There is something so bitchy and snippy and catty About Donald Trump sometimes.
I swear to God.
It's like, it's unbecoming.
Megyn Kelly, remember that?
He had blood on your...
I still don't know what he was talking about.
Blood on your...
I don't know what he was...
I don't know.
He's rare.
Vivek Ramaswamy.
Well, I'm not going to vote for Nikki Haley.
Who cares?
It's like nobody knows.
It's like this is the Titanic.
We sat down for a couple of hands of cards, and while the ship is sinking, somebody says, anybody want to deal me in?
What are you doing?
What is happening here?
I don't understand this.
We're all Ricky the Retro.
I'll take it after the execution.
No.
No, Dickie.
No.
Oh, whatever.
Okay, fine.
What are we talking about?
Nikki Haley?
Iowa?
Oh, my God.
Number one, spinning the plates.
Israel, Palestine, get ready.
How many believe this could be the end of the world?
How many believe I have a young friend of ours, and he always seeks my counsel.
And one time he said, do you think that with Russia and China, is there any chance of us being nuked?
They said, no.
Nuked?
Nuked for what?
Ukraine goes, why would we be nuked?
If we're there, maybe, but no, no, no.
They're very scared about nuke.
I said, don't worry, I'll tell you.
If there's any chance of us, of any kind of nuclear problems, I'll let you know.
You sure about that?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Alright.
Then came...
I don't know what the hell it was.
Something...
What about now?
No, not now.
Not really.
I forget what the second one was.
Now let me tell you this one.
Do you see any chance of the big one in the Middle East?
Yes or no?
Anybody?
Yes or no?
Can't you see it right now?
Religious perfervid lunacy.
Religion.
God.
Abraham, Allah, this, Jerry, all these, all into this critical mass of this one place.
And Christians believe in eschatology, the end of times, Armageddon, the reunion with God and Jesus.
There, right there.
That's why the Christians for the longest time have been involved in this.
You hear what I'm saying?
They've loved it.
Oh, let me get rid of this damn thing.
Do you think, do you, do you for one minute, honestly think, for one minute, that they care a whit about the Jews?
See, this is the best part.
This is so funny about this.
This is what nobody gets.
The only thing they care about Judaism is the fact that that's where it's going to be.
And if somehow the end of times were perceived to be in Cleveland, nobody would be talking.
Dennis Kucinich would be their, you know, their whatever.
But they don't give a damn about Jews.
Never!
Never!
Christians?
Where do you think anti-Semitism comes from?
The whole, the whole, oh God, don't even get me started.
Where do you think it comes from?
Where do you think it comes from?
What is the center?
Because remember, we're talking about anti-Semitism from the viewpoint of Palestinians.
It's a different story.
That's a land deal.
But here, because of the perfidy of the Jews and because of the death of Christ and all this kind of nonsense.
This is religion.
This is religion for you.
One of the reasons why people like Mel Gibson and his father Hutton We're so pissed off and empengado at the notion of Roncalli or John XXIII was he got rid of the perfidy of the Jews.
All right, aside from that.
By the way, one of my favorites is that people say, oh, I'm a Zionist.
There's a lot of Zionists out there.
Really?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I'm a Zionist.
You're going to hear this.
And you hear this all the time.
Oh, I'm a proud Zionist.
Go ahead.
Tell me why.
Do you believe, and not everybody, and certainly not Jews, but when a non-Jew tells you this, when a Christian tells you, I'm a Zionist, dig a little deeper.
What do you mean?
Well, I'm a Zionist.
Why?
Well, I think they share their homeland.
Wait a minute.
Are you sure this is because, or do you just want them to get the hell out and go to Israel?
Well, something like that too.
So just remember, when you hear this stuff about, I'm a Zionist, a lot of people, A lot of people, their motivation has nothing to do with Zionism, but it's basically, go.
Go there.
Everybody move.
You go there, Palestine.
Everybody wants everybody to move out of the way.
There are so many disingenuous people.
When I see Christians, Christians who will just excoriate, and I mean the old type of Christians, the old...
Jimmy Swigert and Kenneth Copeland.
Praise God.
And he who has not accepted the Lord Jesus Christ.
What about the Jews?
Well, yeah, but wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
So this goes way back.
But why they love this area is because of the end of times eschatology.
This is Armageddon.
Okay, fine.
So you've got that.
Now, Israel's got nukes.
Other people have nukes.
I don't care.
You don't need Hiroshima to have a hell of a time.
Do you see somebody one day saying, you know what?
F it.
That's it.
That's it.
We're going out with the bank.
Top of the world, Ma.
Top of the world.
We're tired of this.
Everybody with me?
You with me on this one?
Thelma and Louise.
Right over the cliff.
Can you see that happening?
Anybody?
If you don't, you're Ricky Lee Rector.
Okay?
The basis for this is biblical rights to property because of what?
Dear God!
This is lunacy!
This is lunacy!
Are you hearing what's going on here?
Do you?
Do you?
Have you heard how many times during the ICG, how many times they mention the word Hamas?
Like 127 times?
What are you talking about?
They're going to level.
If you think that all of these people were targeting this one, and we have the Soleimani funeral, and this one's targeted, and the Yemen, you're going after Yemen?
Oh, God.
I heard, oh, these two, there's these two.
I heard the pronunciation of Yemen.
Yemen.
It was on...
I think it was on The Rising.
They have these two...
I don't know what her name is.
She sits in a room.
She has guitars behind her on the wall.
What is this?
That's okay.
At least it's on an unmade bed.
Did you ever see the video Unmade Beds?
Classic.
And she talks like this, and she has absolutely no expression whatsoever.
As far as I'm concerned, I believe that the excoriations and the execrations are by Joe Biden.
In no way, he recommends that.
Are you okay?
Yeah, okay.
No emotion.
No flat affect.
You've seen her?
Hello, how are you?
Yes, I believe the notion of hydrology.
What is this?
What is going on here?
I don't even know her name.
Anyway, she says, Yemen or something?
Oh my god.
Do you know who these people are?
Oh god.
Put it this way.
There's zealotry, there's what you would call lunacy, and then there's the zealots, lunatic, the creme de la creme.
They, Yemen, the Houthis, Are there just for the support of their brother Palestinians?
And they're saying nobody, but nobody gets through this particular port.
Nobody is going to go to this Bab el-Mandeb Strait, the gate of tears, or the gate of grief.
This separates Yemen from the...
Northeast corner of Africa.
I mean, are you following this one?
This one little little this one little area, this one little choke point.
It opens it up to the Red Sea.
Oh, you may think this is a big deal.
And if they decide, you know what?
F you!
F!
Double F you!
Watch this!
With drones and all of a sudden...
You're not going to go through there.
Oh, and they stand and they say, where are you going?
Who are you?
Russia?
Oh, come on right through.
Who are you?
China?
Oh, come right through.
Who are you?
US?
F you!
Israel?
Don't even think about it.
You're helping Israel, right?
You can't go through.
We will scutthold.
Ask!
Ask!
Saudi Arabia about these folks.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
And you're talking about?
Great!
Piss them off!
Biden doesn't know what the hell he's doing.
In fact, the big debate is, well, should there be?
I mean, after all, there was no congressional approval.
And I think there should be congressional approval because nobody actually declared war.
And as far as I'm concerned, I believe the Constitution...
Oh, would you shock?
Stop with that.
We haven't declared war since what?
Since what?
Since World War II.
Nobody's declaring war.
We're Ricky Lee Rector.
What are we talking about?
We're talking about what?
What?
I'm seeing some of the best, oh my god, the best stuff on YouTube.
The best platforms.
People I couldn't stand.
I'm not too crazy about before October 7th.
You mentioned their names.
They were so demented lefties.
And a couple of them I know personally are obnoxious.
Obnoxious.
Now, I'm hooked.
I don't know what they have to say, but their guests.
Oh my God.
I saw something right now.
This was the best thing.
It's some of the best.
What the hell was the name of this?
This was...
The name is...
Oh, here we go.
No, that's not it.
Hang on.
Anytime.
By the way, we're going to talk about some wonderful little guilty pleasures.
Oh, here we go.
This is called Are You Willing to Share Land with the Jews?
This is called Corey Gil Schuster.
Palestinians, are you willing to share the land with the Jews?
And they're very rational looking people.
Oh, look at this.
This is great.
Extreme I'm sorry.
Extra mile.
150.
Thanks for your effort, Zell.
Thank you, my brother.
Or sister.
Or they.
Thank you, my they.
And they're asking these people in Palestine, what do you think about it?
Could you ever live with a Jew?
No.
Excuse me.
You don't understand.
Could there ever be a one?
No.
Old woman?
No.
Young man?
No.
Now, I don't know how scientific this is.
Listen to what they're saying.
Oh, no, no, this is Arlen.
Eh, eh.
And the way somebody says, excuse me, yes, I don't think you've been listening to Netanyahu.
You see, he, who?
Baby Netanyahu said that Judea and this and the Bible and that.
What was that?
What?
I don't think you understand this.
This is ours.
Yeah, because there'll be...
No!
No!
And you're looking around him and saying, excuse me, you're living in squalor.
I don't give a damn where we're living.
No, this is ours.
You think somebody would say, now listen, these people got all the bombs.
For the love of God, just go along.
Pretend you just say something.
I'm tired of the bombing.
We don't have anything.
Where are we going?
We don't have anything.
And what are they saying?
Nope.
Uh-uh.
This is ours.
And I'm just thinking, this is it.
This is it, boys.
This is war.
The president is on the line.
There's 99 red balloons go by.
Nina said it best.
It's incredible.
And what are we talking about?
Vivek Ramaswamy and Nikki Haley.
We're Ricky Lee Rector.
We don't get it.
I'll take the pecan pie after my execution.
What?
That's what we're doing.
And one day, if somebody says, you know what?
I think it's about time.
Hey folks, you want to make a splash?
Let's make a splash.
Not Hiroshima level, but some low yield, you know, some Davy Crockett recoilless rifle.
Hell, they've had them forever.
Not the suitcase bomb.
Let me talk about the suitcase bomb.
This is very simple.
Just let the word nuclear bomb go up.
And I don't know what the hell Trump is talking about.
But I get the impression to say, are you following what's happening here?
Well, I think if a bank promised only this, and Nikki Haley's of this, and Nikki, and he comes up with this, the sanctimonious, I'm thinking, oh my god.
They don't know what the hell's going on here.
They do not know what's going on.
Let me go back to this.
This is the best part.
We've got 15 judges in the ICJ, okay?
You've got the Security Council plus, what, 10?
The American judge ain't gonna vote for genocide.
Later on.
Remember, what we're doing right now is this is the preliminary part.
They're going to wait, and then later on, they're going to go for the full-fledged hearing.
Good luck with that one, okay?
Russia?
No, I'm not going to do that.
Because they've got some...
They're claiming genocide.
There's so many genocide claims.
Same thing with China and the Uyghur.
You think they're going to do that?
You think a Chinese judge is going to...
No!
No!
So what are we doing?
I don't know.
Okay, we're doing...
Doesn't matter.
The world's watching.
And here's the best part.
If the American judge or any of these people ever vote for genocide, do not come back to your country.
Do not come back to your country.
If you don't find that there's genocide, you just killed the UN.
You just killed it.
Because nobody knows what the hell the UN's all about.
Nobody even knows what they're even there for.
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Ricky Lee Rector.
I was thinking about Ricky Lee Rector.
Ricky Lee Rector.
The pie.
Unbelievable.
I don't know what...
I would love right now...
And I'm going to tell you something.
Nobody's even listening to me.
Nobody cares what I would say.
But I'm going to pretend that they do.
I'm going to imagine people are listening to me because I want to say, alright my friends, Mr. President, whoever it is, President Trump, apparently you don't care about this, but would you let me speak to the...
To the young black community.
The hip-hop crowd.
The Cat Williams crowd.
May I?
This is going on and white America has not a clue.
If I walked in to some club of voters.
Voters!
Voters!
And I looked at people, little naz, little fitty bastard, whatever these names are, these people with the hair and the old, whoever, people that you would, billionaires collectively.
And I put together and I say, all right, listen to me very carefully.
How many of you find people believe that there is a second tier level of government called either the Illuminati?
The deep state, the police state, the intel state, the shadow government, the ruling class.
How many of you believe that there is an overarching superstructure that actually controls the world?
And it's not in Washington, and it's not in the Congress, and it has nothing to do with people that you're like, it's not Bobby Kennedy, it's not even Trump.
It's a group of people.
How many believe that?
Hands would shoot up.
Think black folks a little bit in the...
Yeah.
In our country, we had a constitution that said all men are created equal.
We had a fugitive slave clause until the 13th Amendment.
Finally, we wanted slavery so much, we killed about 800,000 Americans because we wanted slavery that much.
So let me ask you again.
Do you think there is another level?
Do you think any of these clowns are there?
You know who's the biggest sellout?
Al Shepard.
Who represents you?
Who?
AOC?
The left?
Who?
The left doesn't care about you.
The left wants illegals, illegal aliens.
They want a permanent democratic majority.
And right now, if you keep talking and wasting your time pulling this Ricky Lee rector, I'm telling you, Gavin Newsom is going to come in and say, if you thought Joe Biden...
I've got legislation.
I've got stuff.
You aren't going to believe I'm going to hit you so fast and I'm quick and I'm smooth and people are so stupid that Americans will say, he looks nice and his wife is nice.
Aren't they attractive?
Dear God.
You know, some people thought that Justin Trudeau was attractive.
Look at that clown!
So there are these people.
Who's going after?
This is 14% of the population.
I can win, right?
I don't have to get all of them.
Anybody?
No.
Because you're listening to, we're having debates about Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson, all this inside baseball crap that nobody cares about.
I don't understand it.
This is the Ricky Lee Rector.
They're talking about stuff that has nothing to do with anything.
296 days until the election.
296 days.
Did you hear me?
And they're saying, keep talking.
Keep talking.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Keep talking.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me go back to the Israel thing.
It's a domino effect.
Here we are.
The West.
Who are we?
The United States, France, Germany, Europe, the UK, the Maldives, you know, stuff like that.
That's us.
That's us.
Do we have any power anymore?
I don't know.
What kind of power do you need?
I don't know.
Now, we have BRICS.
And I know this, was it BRICS plus six?
BRICS.
Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa.
And they've just invited six more, including, hang on.
Oh, here we go.
Argentina.
Now, Malay or whatever, he wants to boot him out, but that's alright.
Egypt.
Where's Egypt?
Right next to Gaza.
Hello.
Egypt, Iran, Ethiopia, Saudi Arabia, and the Emirates.
Plus, South Africa, Brazil, Russia.
This is the new group of nations.
This is it.
This is a...
And most Americans, because they're Ricky Lee Rector, have no idea.
They think this is G7 or something, or maybe they're Davos, or...
I don't know what they think it is.
Maybe that Sun Valley thing.
They don't understand it.
They were talking about the Bricks Bank.
Remember when Hillary...
Of course not.
When Hillary was on Charlie Rose talking about Bricks Bank, and all of a sudden that flight, whatever, went down.
Remember that?
She talked about Bricks Bank.
She basically said, that's what...
No.
Let's get out of the tree, back to the regular area here.
They've been talking about this.
This scares the hell out of everyone.
Brazil, Russia, India, China, China and Russia?
It's just part of it.
What do we have?
Nothing.
What are we doing?
I don't know.
And let me tell you what happens.
There are people, as we speak, in not only Washington, but the rest of the world, say, now, tell me again the connection with Israel.
Please, tell me why we're doing this.
Tell me again why.
Tell me.
One more time.
One more time.
Yeah, I know.
Democracy, the only democracy.
Been analyzed, to be sure.
Yep.
Long history.
But why are we...
The whole world is against us.
The whole world.
And tell me why are we doing this again?
We're basically giving you the instrument to flatten Gaza.
This is the way it's being perceived.
And what are we getting out of this again?
Tell me again.
I don't understand.
And do you think Gavin Newsom will do it?
You're damn right.
If they tell him to do it, sure.
Now we've got the rest of the world.
You say, okay, now we're going to do this.
Now let me ask you something.
Let me ask you a question.
Let's assume I had a movie.
And in my movie, there was a real dangerous guy there.
A real dangerous guy.
Real dangerous.
And this guy says...
Let's say he represents, in my movie now, in my movie, not in real life, but in my movie, I represent Israel.
And I say, may I use my creativity to change the way?
Yes.
Okay.
Because in the United States, there's a lot of, whoa, we got Palestinian here, they're shutting this down, shutting that down, everybody's going, What would happen if, say, God forbid, again, this is just a hypothetical, what would happen if all of a sudden there's some bad event, something bad where people are hurt, and it is attributed to some Palestinian organization?
But it's not.
It's attributed, but it's not them.
It's me.
Call it false flag, call it whatever you want.
What would happen?
Because America's like this.
Ricky Lee Rector.
Oh, look at that.
Yeah.
Huh.
I'm in Dayton and they're...
Where are the protests?
Oh, Times Square?
Is that in New York?
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
Who are these again?
The Palestinians.
Oh, yeah.
Israel.
Okay.
Well, maybe, you know, whatever.
That was just Israel.
I'm getting tired of shutting this down.
I wait until they shut things down like...
You know, the Academy Awards and then the Super Bowl.
And people just said, oh, for the love of God, these...
And then all of a sudden, one day, it switches.
And let's say something bad happens.
What do you think would happen to the United States and the way they think and they look at Palestinians?
It would change like that.
We went apeshit after 9-11.
Remember the whole...
Remember all this?
This is This is...
Hang on a minute.
Edge Dweller says, Would it be similar to anti-computer virus companies that create viruses to justify their existence?
Oh, yes.
And you know who else, by the way, Edge?
You know who else said that?
Bedbugs.
Were you here during the bedbug thing?
Oh!
Were you here during...
Remember that, honey?
Bedbugs?
I gotta...
Oh, my God.
We got...
Oh!
Let me tell you something.
I got that thing one time.
I had parasitosis.
I mean, because when you get bit here, it's called Cymex lectularius.
It's a hematophagric.
These bedbugs were just...
Remember that?
Remember that?
Hey, Roscoe!
There was this ad in New York.
They had these beagles that would come and everybody said the beagle would come to your office and the beagle would come here and the beagle would come here.
Bed bugs.
They look just like flax seeds.
And they go behind, they went right behind picture frames and they love wood.
And the best part about it is that when you move, if you're in your bed, it's not really the bed, it's where you sleep.
Why?
CO2.
It just follows you.
And when you go sleep on the couch, it says, oh, they're over here.
To show you how good these bastards are, they would go up a wall, up a wall, across the ceiling, and then drop on you.
And you couldn't see them.
And when you were bit here, you scratch here.
It was wild.
I, one time, we had somebody come, and I took a highball glass or something, and I kept a couple of them.
I found them.
I kept them.
Because sometimes they move, but sometimes they don't.
And I put a piece of saran wrap on top, and I put it behind this microwave.
I didn't want people to see it.
And I forgot about it.
When I tell you how long it was, I have no idea how...
I don't know how long it was.
A year?
I don't know.
And I said, oh, I found them.
They're still there.
And they were looking at me like this.
Okay.
You're going to let me out?
And I kind of shook them up.
And they were like mating.
I don't know what the hell they were doing, but they were like jumping.
They're still alive.
It's like a year later.
They're sitting there saying, okay.
You done?
You done?
Somebody used to grease the bed post.
The best thing they used to have is those bed condoms where you wrap your You're betting them?
Anyway.
Why am I talking about that?
It's a long way to go and a short time to get there.
We're eastbound.
Just watch old bandit run.
I could have sworn that there were people, there were...
I'll put it this way.
You know what I could do if I had a couple of bedbugs?
And I could just breed them?
And I can go to a hotel or something and just let them go into the air.
Just let them go.
Just a couple here, here, here.
One person gets bedbugs.
So I always think, I wonder if they're, much like the computer viruses, I wonder if the bedbug companies are doing this.
Because they got them.
They collect them all day.
You've got nothing but little cups of bedbugs.
Every time you go someplace, you can say, well, let me see if this is okay.
What?
That's never happened before?
Come on, stop it.
Stop it.
Of course it has.
May it never happen to you.
It was unbelievable.
So, here's the issue.
While the rest of us are Ricky Lee Rector, something bad's going to happen there.
This is a fight that Americans don't really understand.
It's about land.
They are so pissed off.
And what's scary is how calm Iran is in Hezbollah.
They're just waiting.
They're just saying, not yet.
And what are we talking about?
And Trump...
Because with Jared, it's going to be 100% Israel, whatever.
And by the way, this is not anti-Israel.
This is not.
I'm talking to you.
I'm telling you exactly the players.
This is what's at stake.
I talk about Yemen.
I talk about this.
I talk about, you know, Iran.
They're players.
When I talk about Iran, it's not about, you know, Shia.
It's not about the Persian.
It's about geopolitical.
I've got to remind people of that because we've been so conditioned into thinking that if you say something about Israel, You're anti-Semitic.
Stop it.
That doesn't even work anymore.
Nobody even believes that.
That trope is done.
That's like saying Hamas.
Nobody's talking about Hamas anymore.
Nobody's talking about that.
Because they keep saying, well, you know, they're still using human shields now.
There's nothing there.
Where are these shields?
What the hell is going on here?
Do you have another story?
Is that it?
Hamas.
Yes, I understand that.
And they say terrible things.
Terrible.
They say terrible, terrible things.
Yes, they do.
They do say terrible.
Look.
Let me stop for a second.
Let me remind you.
This is serious.
This is beyond serious.
And nobody's talking about this.
And what's happening here?
And the level of crime here?
Oh, dear God.
The level of crime.
The level of crime is something that I cannot believe what I'm even saying.
Stop right there, my friends.
Stop for one second, please.
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Alright, on a lighter note.
On a lighter note, I am addicted to certain things and I don't know why.
YouTube is the greatest form of entertainment for me and I will find myself watching things that I just don't know.
I want right now for you to tell me what is it that you watch where you are a particular theme Who was our friend?
Oh god, I can't remember her name.
She loved Russian car accidents.
Um...
What is in it?
She's a wonderful...
She's here somewhere.
She got stuck on it.
I will watch...
Women and people being arrested with these body cams.
I'm addicted.
I can watch one after...
I don't know why.
I love it.
And they have different categories.
This was, they had cops.
Drunk cops.
They had one non-binary somewhere who...
Gets into an accident.
And when they pull over, or the cops come over, she says, by the way, excuse me, as much as you know, I'm a cop.
So, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm a cop.
And this guy hit me and, okay.
She's got the tattoos and the hair and the whole, all right, fine.
And she seemed, you know, rational.
So the cops say, well, let me go over, because they've got this wonderful camera, which gives me the best television there is.
So he walks over to the car.
Of the person who supposedly hit this cop.
And he says, yeah!
She's drunk out of her mind!
It's amazing how people can hide it.
He says, well, let me show you something.
Here's my...
I took a picture of her, a video, when she came up to the car.
I was pretending I was on the phone, but I'm recording her.
This is what she did.
And she comes up and she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, my cop!
And she's out of her mind!
And the cops are thinking, Jesus, you're lying!
Airport stuff.
The craziest?
Loons.
People shoplifting and lying.
And to get your hands off me, I mean, I'm addicted to it.
Addicted.
What do you watch?
Next.
Next.
Why do I watch this?
I have no idea.
Chiropractic, cracking backs, and ring dingers.
You know what a ring dinger is?
Do you know what that is?
Sounds like something you can get at, like a house of ill refute, as Archie Bunker was.
You know what a ring dinger is?
Dr. John Campbell.
No.
No.
He left me during that whole COVID thing.
He backtracked on that.
I couldn't.
And then, wash your hands.
Oh, shut up.
I watch old sitcoms.
I do it too.
Mrs. Allen and I watch.
We watch the old Virginia Graham.
We watch Love America style.
But here's what a ring dinger is.
These people go to these.
It's so sad.
They say, I'm on my back!
And I would say, don't touch that back.
And they put this poor person on the thing and it's like they're screaming in agony and they put these mics all over the body.
So that when the thing, you know, cracks, you hear the and you hear the screaming and I'm watching.
I hope nobody gets hurt.
You know, people with scoliosis and herniated discs.
But the ring dinger, now listen to this.
There's this guy, I think he's in Texas, I think.
He talks like that.
He just got a ring dinger.
Make sure you close your mouth.
Don't put your tongue between your teeth.
Just hang on, breathe deeply.
And they wrap this thing around your neck, right around here.
And they put you in this contraption.
He stands behind you.
It looks almost like a swatter ski handle with a rope wrapped around your head.
And he goes like that and pulls your head.
You know, there's something called decapitation.
And the reactions from people, it's a cross between orgasmic and...
Near death.
I hear this...
I want to have this, but I don't want to have this.
I think it might be all schmaltz.
Then there's this great...
He's a black orthopedic surgeon.
He says, you know, I don't know if I would do this if I were you.
Well, there's no...
Pulling your neck like that is not...
Epstein...
Okay, then...
It's...
Was it invented by Epstein?
Yes.
And you got it right.
Then there's this one that is so...
It gets real sleazy.
So, apparently...
Apparently, YouTube says, oh, this guy likes chiropractic.
Let's throw some new ones at him.
There's a Russian.
I think he's Russian.
I think this is like porn.
I don't think he's a chiropractor.
He has this one young girl, she's like in her underwear, and he's bending her, and I'm thinking, I don't think this is chiropractic stuff.
I don't know.
It's like, this is weird.
And then you have these, I don't know, oh, oh, one guy who is devoted to nothing but women athletes and pole vaulters.
Who basically have, I guess, the things right up there.
Now, I don't know why I'm on.
I'm watching this camera.
And next thing you know, I get this.
So I've got to wait until this rotation goes away.
And then the cooking shows.
And for some reason says, there's this Chinese guy which I love.
He's in the middle of the forest, the jungle in China.
And he makes everything from hedgehogs, porcupines.
It's the cooking.
So between people getting arrested, people getting ring dingers, sometimes, I don't know about you, but MMA and all that bores me.
So what is your...
Oh, look at this.
What is yours thing?
Look at this.
Tony Garrett says, Japanese massage.
Yes.
Have you seen Japanese omelets?
There's a name for it.
Have you seen when they do this?
Have you seen the volcano?
They take the two chopsticks and there's a guy with a funky hair.
It's incredible.
I've watched a little of everything.
I'll decide later when I have found the video of all videos.
Asian bakery street vendors.
Yes, yes.
Asian bakery.
Yes.
There was one where this Korean Bakery.
There's no talking.
Have you seen the wiggly cake?
This Chinese or Japanese, this cake, it wiggles.
Oh my god!
I'm fascinated by it.
Absolutely fascinated by it.
So what is it that you, if you...
Japanese hair spas.
Have you seen also, if you go to Middle Eastern companies, and also Africa, one guy gets up.
I don't know if it was in Egypt.
I don't know where the hell this is.
But they go in and they put stuff up his nose and they get rid of his hair.
I mean, he's there forever.
And then they give him a massage and they put hot wax on him.
I think they're just messing with the guy.
He can't leave.
He gives them, like, how much is that?
A dollar.
This thing goes on and on.
It's unbelievable.
Now, I also hate, I hate food vlogs.
Hate them.
Mark Wiens, I can't watch him anymore.
Everything is, he makes that stupid face.
Food Ranger, can't.
The couples.
Everything is...
I lost it.
Just give me somebody who tries to...
I like somebody who's starting off.
But I love to watch the food.
I love to watch food and vendors from around the world.
India is another story.
India is absolutely another.
I like 30-year-old pimple popping.
You know, it's funny you say that.
I know people don't like this.
There is something that is so...
I can do it for a while.
I like the really transformative stories.
Somebody comes in with a rhinophyma, some huge nose, he's deformed.
I like that, where they really fix it and somebody feels better about themselves.
I love also watching lectures on schizophrenia, anything on Kensington.
I don't know where this thing...
But I...
I swear to you, I could spend the rest of my life going from one to another in these algorithms.
And I don't like shorts as much, but they kind of give me a bit of a sampling.
Long distance Greyhound bus trips?
Yes.
Yes.
I bet you like to watch long distance.
How about...
Sounds.
Rain.
Rain on a tin roof.
Rain outside.
Rain and thunder.
Rain and mild thunder.
Wind and rain.
Wind only.
Snow.
Snow and wind.
The sound of a train.
The sound of being in a plane.
The sound of a jet engine.
Very soothing, the ASMR, whatever it's called.
Schizophrenia is not a riot.
Schizophrenia fascinates me.
And it's so sad.
There's a wonderful documentary on this Bellevue Hospital, actually, that I watched repeatedly.
So sad, but fascinating.
Ed's Dweller says, last time I got waxed, they poured wax on me and then placed a bed sheet as a waxing strip and four people took a run.
Up to pull the strip.
I'm sorry to hear that.
All I'm telling you right now is the number one thing to watch, the number one, if you've got to watch anything, and once YouTube says, oh, you like this, watch what cops have to go through with people.
And how I hate the word bro.
Hey, bro, leave me alone, bro.
Come on, bro.
Bro, bro, where did this come from?
How these cops do not beat these people to a pulse or just turn this camera off, I have no idea.
I have no idea.
My respect for police, what they have to...
No wonder they're jerks when you see what they have to go through.
It's the most incredible thing in the world.
So thank you, YouTube, for this.
I love it.
And I love discovering something completely different.
How about a cook's kitchen?
The woman who goes and tests appliances.
Don't get me started.
I can go on and on.
And the reason why is because it's so depressing.
Because, my friends, we are headed for something not good.
So Edge Dweller, thank you.
Extra Mile, thank you.
And I also want to ask you a big favor.
And you know what it is.
I want you to make sure you go and you subscribe to Mrs. L's channel.
It means so much to us.
Especially this is got a big birthday week coming here.
Oh yeah!
We're gonna go nuts!
So that's it right there.
Please do that.
She would be so honored.
She works hard.
For causes that, very frankly, nobody really wants to talk about.
Which is true.
Absolutely true.
And also, if you are so inclined, please follow her on Twitter at the following.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Remember years ago, there used to be these shows, I remember when I was a kid, on Saturdays, it was called Hot Dog.
I think it was called Hot Dog.
And Jonathan Winters, and somebody says, hey!
How do you make a baseball?
And they show the baseball and the spinning.
I love that.
Bill Pierce, ladies and gentlemen, says, the sounds of being in an elevator stuck with somebody armed with a handy gas.
Yes.
You know, I was thinking about you, Bill, recently.
I love hearing stories from old wrestlers shoot stuff.
And I love Greg the Hammer Valentine.
Talk about Haku and Meng and my friend Bobby Heenan.
It just reminds me of those...
You just go back and...
Just think one day.
One day what we're doing now is on some YouTube channel somewhere.
Isn't that something?
It's just somewhere.
And people say, who was this guy?
I'm going to be like the Brother Theodore, or the Moondog, or the Stan Can.
Remember him, Stan Can on Johnny Carson?
Or the Erwin Corey, so to speak.
Some obscure visionary that young people, generations from now, will go back and rediscover us.
And they'll say, who was that man?
He made so much sense.
Why didn't they listen to him?
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
You've been so terrific.
Please be careful.
Don't drink or drive.
Remember, you might hit a drink, a bump.
Spill your drink.
You're not good.
See you tomorrow, 8 a.m.
Don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue you.
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