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Nov. 14, 2023 - Lionel Nation
08:38
Does Joe Biden Have to P*ss His Pants on Stage Before He's Finally Booted?

Does Joe Biden Have to P*ss His Pants on Stage Before He's Finally Booted?

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Does Joe Biden have to piss his pants before they get rid of him?
Does he have to become incontinent?
Does he have to wear a Depends outside of his clothing?
Does he have to walk out and soil himself?
Drool?
Fall down, face plant.
What does he have to do before the American public finally says, 25th Amendment or not, for his safety and our dignity, he's got to go.
What does he have to do?
I'm not going to move until you answer my question.
What does he have to do?
What?
What do you think dementia, senescence, dotage, what do you think it looks like?
Does he have to come out and have this puddle of urine follow him?
Seriously, to be incontinent?
Does he have to, I don't want to use phrases like drop deuces or anything like that, but become encopredic?
What does he have to do?
He's molested children, molested women, sniffed hair, nuzzled them, kissed them, grabbed them, violated their space.
I believe committed battery under the strictest definition of the term What was her name?
The one who for years said that Tara...
No, no.
Tara Reid.
Remember that?
Nobody believed her.
Nobody.
But anybody who says anything about Trump, well, you know how that goes.
What does this man have to do?
Even David Axelrod says, well, I think maybe his condition...
Do you understand how stupid...
Why am I...
I never thought...
In my 65 years on this planet, and my 40 or so years, I guess, of commenting, actually 35 professionally, that I would ever ask the question whether a president has to piss his pants, and I hate that expression, to be a piss in your pants, but that's not what people say.
Anyway, to micturate, to become incontinent, I never thought I would have to ask, would it take that for the people of the United States to say, you know what, I think maybe we should do something about that.
You know what I think too?
You've heard of the Sicilian flu, right?
The Sicilian flu is the feigned...
Imaginary, exaggerated, kind of a mental disrepute type of a deal that people will look to in order to get out of cases.
Mafia dons used to do it.
Remember that movie?
It was a casino.
Remember they all had oxygen tanks and all types of telemetry.
That's what we're talking about here.
Is that what it takes?
Because it's beyond anything I've ever seen.
It's beyond anything I've ever thought possible.
And I thought there would be this safety valve, this...
This breaker system.
This thing that would go off.
All right, stop.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
It's like when a kid picks up a knife or something.
Ah, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Can't do that.
No, put that down.
Put that down.
No, no, no, no.
Time to go.
Gavin Newsom is going to be the next president.
I'm not asking you whether you like it.
I'm not asking you whether you're happy about this.
I don't give a damn.
It doesn't matter to me.
Gavin Newsom's going to be the next president.
And for the first time, and I want you to listen to me, Gavin Newsom may make you say, you know what?
He cuts a nice...
What do you call it?
Cuts a nice swath or cuts a nice figure.
Whatever it is.
You know what I mean?
He looks better.
He's younger.
He's not making a fool out of himself.
He's at least...
You know, he looks presentable.
He is lucid.
He's able to speak.
I don't feel embarrassed.
At least when, you know, the G7 and they walk in, they go, yep, that's my president.
He's full of shit.
But he looks great.
And he's young or younger.
And he's not yelling who ordered the veal cutlet.
And he's not drooling in his oatmeal.
And yeah.
Again, he's evil.
He's a woke, despotic, global lunatic.
But!
But!
He's at least, you know, better than whatever.
Right?
Am I right?
Of course I'm right.
Of course I'm right.
This is the stuff that is, to me, the most fascinating.
This is the stuff, to me, that is the most fascinating.
I can't put into words how I am just transfixed over the fact that we have somebody who has never seen this.
Forget Woodrow Wilson.
He had a stroke and nobody saw it.
It's one thing to say, they bring him out and he's in full ischemic extremis, but we never saw it.
This is a different story.
So I ask you a question.
I want you to answer me.
Comment below.
Put it in.
What does he have to do?
Pull out a gun and kill somebody?
Molest somebody actually nude?
Walk out nude?
Expose himself?
What?
We would not be allowed to drive a bus.
There's a good friend of mine who said, would you let Joe Biden drive you home from the airport?
You couldn't drive a bus.
You couldn't be a Walmart greeter.
If you acted like Joe Biden.
That's a very simple question.
Very simple question.
What does he have to do before you say, that's enough.
That's enough.
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