Lionel Nation - Does Joe Biden Have to P*ss His Pants on Stage Before He's Finally Booted?
Aired: 2023-11-14
Duration: 08:38


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[00:01:31]  Does Joe Biden have to piss his pants before they get rid of him?
[00:01:37]  Does he have to become incontinent?
[00:01:38]  Does he have to wear a Depends outside of his clothing?
[00:01:41]  Does he have to walk out and soil himself?
[00:01:47]  Drool?
[00:01:48]  Fall down, face plant.
[00:01:50]  What does he have to do before the American public finally says, 25th Amendment or not, for his safety and our dignity, he's got to go.
[00:02:05]  What does he have to do?
[00:02:08]  I'm not going to move until you answer my question.
[00:02:12]  What does he have to do?
[00:02:16]  What?
[00:02:16]  What do you think dementia, senescence, dotage, what do you think it looks like?
[00:02:27]  Does he have to come out and have this puddle of urine follow him?
[00:02:32]  Seriously, to be incontinent?
[00:02:35]  Does he have to, I don't want to use phrases like drop deuces or anything like that, but become encopredic?
[00:02:46]  What does he have to do?
[00:02:52]  He's molested children, molested women, sniffed hair, nuzzled them, kissed them, grabbed them, violated their space.
[00:03:04]  I believe committed battery under the strictest definition of the term What was her name?
[00:03:15]  The one who for years said that Tara...
[00:03:18]  No, no.
[00:03:19]  Tara Reid.
[00:03:20]  Remember that?
[00:03:20]  Nobody believed her.
[00:03:21]  Nobody.
[00:03:22]  But anybody who says anything about Trump, well, you know how that goes.
[00:03:26]  What does this man have to do?
[00:03:31]  Even David Axelrod says, well, I think maybe his condition...
[00:03:36]  Do you understand how stupid...
[00:03:41]  Why am I...
[00:03:42]  I never thought...
[00:03:44]  In my 65 years on this planet, and my 40 or so years, I guess, of commenting, actually 35 professionally, that I would ever ask the question whether a president has to piss his pants, and I hate that expression, to be a piss in your pants, but that's not what people say.
[00:04:09]  Anyway, to micturate, to become incontinent, I never thought I would have to ask, would it take that for the people of the United States to say, you know what, I think maybe we should do something about that.
[00:04:25]  You know what I think too?
[00:04:27]  You've heard of the Sicilian flu, right?
[00:04:29]  The Sicilian flu is the feigned...
[00:04:36]  Imaginary, exaggerated, kind of a mental disrepute type of a deal that people will look to in order to get out of cases.

=== Beyond Belief (03:03) ===

[00:04:53]  Mafia dons used to do it.
[00:04:55]  Remember that movie?
[00:04:55]  It was a casino.
[00:04:56]  Remember they all had oxygen tanks and all types of telemetry.
[00:05:03]  That's what we're talking about here.
[00:05:05]  Is that what it takes?
[00:05:11]  Because it's beyond anything I've ever seen.
[00:05:18]  It's beyond anything I've ever thought possible.
[00:05:25]  And I thought there would be this safety valve, this...
[00:05:31]  This breaker system.
[00:05:32]  This thing that would go off.
[00:05:33]  All right, stop.
[00:05:34]  You can't do it.
[00:05:36]  You can't do it.
[00:05:37]  It's like when a kid picks up a knife or something.
[00:05:39]  Ah, no.
[00:05:40]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:05:42]  Can't do that.
[00:05:43]  No, put that down.
[00:05:44]  Put that down.
[00:05:45]  No, no, no, no.
[00:05:45]  Time to go.
[00:05:50]  Gavin Newsom is going to be the next president.
[00:05:54]  I'm not asking you whether you like it.
[00:05:56]  I'm not asking you whether you're happy about this.
[00:05:58]  I don't give a damn.
[00:05:59]  It doesn't matter to me.
[00:06:00]  Gavin Newsom's going to be the next president.
[00:06:02]  And for the first time, and I want you to listen to me, Gavin Newsom may make you say, you know what?
[00:06:08]  He cuts a nice...
[00:06:10]  What do you call it?
[00:06:12]  Cuts a nice swath or cuts a nice figure.
[00:06:15]  Whatever it is.
[00:06:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:17]  He looks better.
[00:06:19]  He's younger.
[00:06:20]  He's not making a fool out of himself.
[00:06:22]  He's at least...
[00:06:23]  You know, he looks presentable.
[00:06:26]  He is lucid.
[00:06:28]  He's able to speak.
[00:06:31]  I don't feel embarrassed.
[00:06:33]  At least when, you know, the G7 and they walk in, they go, yep, that's my president.
[00:06:38]  He's full of shit.
[00:06:39]  But he looks great.
[00:06:40]  And he's young or younger.
[00:06:43]  And he's not yelling who ordered the veal cutlet.
[00:06:47]  And he's not drooling in his oatmeal.
[00:06:50]  And yeah.
[00:06:50]  Again, he's evil.
[00:06:52]  He's a woke, despotic, global lunatic.
[00:06:56]  But!
[00:06:57]  But!
[00:06:58]  He's at least, you know, better than whatever.
[00:07:02]  Right?
[00:07:03]  Am I right?
[00:07:04]  Of course I'm right.
[00:07:05]  Of course I'm right.
[00:07:07]  This is the stuff that is, to me, the most fascinating.
[00:07:13]  This is the stuff, to me, that is the most fascinating.
[00:07:22]  I can't put into words how I am just transfixed over the fact that we have somebody who has never seen this.
[00:07:37]  Forget Woodrow Wilson.
[00:07:39]  He had a stroke and nobody saw it.

=== A Question of Limits (00:57) ===

[00:07:42]  It's one thing to say, they bring him out and he's in full ischemic extremis, but we never saw it.
[00:07:52]  This is a different story.
[00:07:55]  So I ask you a question.
[00:07:56]  I want you to answer me.
[00:07:58]  Comment below.
[00:07:59]  Put it in.
[00:08:00]  What does he have to do?
[00:08:02]  Pull out a gun and kill somebody?
[00:08:04]  Molest somebody actually nude?
[00:08:06]  Walk out nude?
[00:08:07]  Expose himself?
[00:08:09]  What?
[00:08:12]  We would not be allowed to drive a bus.
[00:08:14]  There's a good friend of mine who said, would you let Joe Biden drive you home from the airport?
[00:08:17]  You couldn't drive a bus.
[00:08:19]  You couldn't be a Walmart greeter.
[00:08:22]  If you acted like Joe Biden.
[00:08:26]  That's a very simple question.
[00:08:28]  Very simple question.
[00:08:29]  What does he have to do before you say, that's enough.
[00:08:38]  That's enough.