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July 14, 2023 - Lionel Nation
10:05
Nobody's Buying the Phony-Baloney White House Cocaine Investigation Bit
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Do you think there's anybody on this planet, anybody in our universe, our galaxy, who believed for one moment that Joe Biden was serious when they conducted...
An investigation into this phony baloney, gee, I wonder whose toot it is?
Come on!
They must think we're just even more stupid than I thought they thought, which I didn't think could be any more stupid than it is.
Oh yeah, he's gonna get to the bottom of this.
Oh yeah, right, right.
We're gonna get, we're gonna, did you hear these tests they did?
We have a photo, we're doing a reverse.
Forensic scraping of the DNA and that.
What?
What?
Let me ask you a question.
Imagine if it was Don Jr. or if it was during the Trump administration.
They would have had grand juries 24-7 bringing anybody, the groundskeeper in, browbeating them to give up the Trumps.
Come on!
You know what's their blow.
Talk to us.
We're going to pull a Ray Epps on you.
By the way, Ray just got charged.
Helps your case, Ray.
But I digress.
Hang on for a second.
Let's talk about this.
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Do you mean to tell me that every square inch of the White House isn't covered in cameras?
Isn't it funny how sometimes you think, boy, these cameras, I mean, one minute they can tell, they can tell.
Remember, they said that Bin Laden never wore a radium watch or never wore certain watches because they can pick this up on satellite.
What?
They can read the license tags of cars.
But when it comes to the White House and people dropping off blow and toot.
And whatever.
Perico, Yaya, the whole bit.
They're alive.
Well, what are you going to do?
Let's be honest here for a moment, please.
Can we be honest?
Can we just for a second?
Okay.
I don't think it's Hunter.
I know what you're thinking.
I mean, gee, why would you?
This guy leaves stuff, forgets stuff.
What is this?
There's meth pipes and ash pipes and crack pipes and he's walking around naked.
He's dancing.
It's just incredible.
Anyway, I don't think it's him.
Because he lives there.
Let's say he lives there.
He knows every square inch, every company.
He's got his own room.
What is he going to do?
He's going to realize, oh, God, I've got a...
I'm holding.
I've got to drop this off in this vestibule where the people drop their phone.
What?
He doesn't worry about it.
He could walk around with a mirror and a straw doing lines in front of everybody and they'll hum, they'll look the other way.
He doesn't have anything to worry about.
He's not going to stash it, lose it, because this was stashed.
This was one of two things.
Stashed because, oh, God, they're coming.
I'm getting freaked out.
Or, or, somebody planted it on purpose.
That's it.
I don't think it's Joe.
Anybody in the immediate...
Not Carmelita.
They don't need to.
They live there.
They don't have to...
They can do whatever they want.
They don't need to...
They're going to forget it.
No, no, no.
It's one of two things.
Somebody lower level.
Somebody on the staff.
Somebody who...
Whatever.
Somebody says, oh, God.
Freaked out maybe.
Realized they...
Because you've got to bring it in.
And if you're...
You know, you go through a metal detector to get in there.
And if there's anything...
I mean, they do a magnetometer.
Who knows?
You know, toot can make you paranoid.
I don't know.
Or it was done just to see what happens.
But you know what I was going to show you?
The cameras.
Remember when...
9-11, the Pentagon.
The Pentagon is the most surveilled place on the planet.
And somebody says, can we get a picture of the plane flying into the Pentagon?
Is there any pictures of that?
What?
Are there any videos, you know, at the Pentagon?
The Pentagon.
Any videos of the plane flying?
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Remember those?
It looked like the Loch Ness Monster.
That's it?
That's all we've got?
That's all you've got of a plane flying it?
Wait a minute.
What?
This is one of those things.
You mean to tell me you don't know who did it?
Nope.
What if that was something noxious?
What if that was something biological?
What if that was something really seriously catastrophically dangerous?
What about that?
What would you have done?
Well, you know, what are you going to do?
Case closed.
Next, move along.
Imagine if it were Trump.
Barron would have been given the third degree.
Everybody, they would have gone.
They would have...
That would have been serving warrants, you know, Roger Stone ninja style at four in the morning.
It would have been the most incredible thing you've ever seen.
They would have been interrogating these people.
Come on, you know, give it up.
Where'd that blow come from?
Come on, Escobar, tell us!
But this was like, what are you going to do?
And Biden says, you know, we have to make sure we have to...
Maintain the decorum of the White House.
After he had that trans whatever flashing at the White House with the flag.
Oh, come on!
The best part about having Biden as president is he's so vegged you don't even bother asking him.
Mr. President, no, nothing.
No, it's alright.
Nobody's buying the story.
We don't believe any of it.
We don't believe anything you say.
Not how it got there.
Not what it was.
Not what it wasn't.
We don't believe anything about the investigation.
We don't believe anything about what you did.
We don't believe anything.
Nothing.
You've trained us.
We don't believe anything.
Congratulations.
Maybe Matt Gaetz can get into this.
By the way, Matt Gaetz, skeevy, Weird, smarmy, slimy.
Get a hell of a job with that Christopher Wray.
Very, very good.
Oh, and by the way, what will come of that?
Nothing.
Nothing.
All right, dear friend.
Thought I'd pass that little bit of observation on to you.
What do you think?
Am I right?
Am I wrong?
Am I crazy?
Am I out to lunch?
Am I full of prunes, as my mother used to say?
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