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| Do you think there's anybody on this planet, anybody in our universe, our galaxy, who believed for one moment that Joe Biden was serious when they conducted... | |
| An investigation into this phony baloney, gee, I wonder whose toot it is? | |
| Come on! | |
| They must think we're just even more stupid than I thought they thought, which I didn't think could be any more stupid than it is. | |
| Oh yeah, he's gonna get to the bottom of this. | |
| Oh yeah, right, right. | |
| We're gonna get, we're gonna, did you hear these tests they did? | |
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Talk To Us!
00:07:33
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| We have a photo, we're doing a reverse. | |
| Forensic scraping of the DNA and that. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Imagine if it was Don Jr. or if it was during the Trump administration. | |
| They would have had grand juries 24-7 bringing anybody, the groundskeeper in, browbeating them to give up the Trumps. | |
| Come on! | |
| You know what's their blow. | |
| Talk to us. | |
| We're going to pull a Ray Epps on you. | |
| By the way, Ray just got charged. | |
| Helps your case, Ray. | |
| But I digress. | |
| Hang on for a second. | |
| Let's talk about this. | |
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| Now look. | |
| Do you mean to tell me that every square inch of the White House isn't covered in cameras? | |
| Isn't it funny how sometimes you think, boy, these cameras, I mean, one minute they can tell, they can tell. | |
| Remember, they said that Bin Laden never wore a radium watch or never wore certain watches because they can pick this up on satellite. | |
| What? | |
| They can read the license tags of cars. | |
| But when it comes to the White House and people dropping off blow and toot. | |
| And whatever. | |
| Perico, Yaya, the whole bit. | |
| They're alive. | |
| Well, what are you going to do? | |
| Let's be honest here for a moment, please. | |
| Can we be honest? | |
| Can we just for a second? | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't think it's Hunter. | |
| I know what you're thinking. | |
| I mean, gee, why would you? | |
| This guy leaves stuff, forgets stuff. | |
| What is this? | |
| There's meth pipes and ash pipes and crack pipes and he's walking around naked. | |
| He's dancing. | |
| It's just incredible. | |
| Anyway, I don't think it's him. | |
| Because he lives there. | |
| Let's say he lives there. | |
| He knows every square inch, every company. | |
| He's got his own room. | |
| What is he going to do? | |
| He's going to realize, oh, God, I've got a... | |
| I'm holding. | |
| I've got to drop this off in this vestibule where the people drop their phone. | |
| What? | |
| He doesn't worry about it. | |
| He could walk around with a mirror and a straw doing lines in front of everybody and they'll hum, they'll look the other way. | |
| He doesn't have anything to worry about. | |
| He's not going to stash it, lose it, because this was stashed. | |
| This was one of two things. | |
| Stashed because, oh, God, they're coming. | |
| I'm getting freaked out. | |
| Or, or, somebody planted it on purpose. | |
| That's it. | |
| I don't think it's Joe. | |
| Anybody in the immediate... | |
| Not Carmelita. | |
| They don't need to. | |
| They live there. | |
| They don't have to... | |
| They can do whatever they want. | |
| They don't need to... | |
| They're going to forget it. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| It's one of two things. | |
| Somebody lower level. | |
| Somebody on the staff. | |
| Somebody who... | |
| Whatever. | |
| Somebody says, oh, God. | |
| Freaked out maybe. | |
| Realized they... | |
| Because you've got to bring it in. | |
| And if you're... | |
| You know, you go through a metal detector to get in there. | |
| And if there's anything... | |
| I mean, they do a magnetometer. | |
| Who knows? | |
| You know, toot can make you paranoid. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Or it was done just to see what happens. | |
| But you know what I was going to show you? | |
| The cameras. | |
| Remember when... | |
| 9-11, the Pentagon. | |
| The Pentagon is the most surveilled place on the planet. | |
| And somebody says, can we get a picture of the plane flying into the Pentagon? | |
| Is there any pictures of that? | |
| What? | |
| Are there any videos, you know, at the Pentagon? | |
| The Pentagon. | |
| Any videos of the plane flying? | |
| Oh, yeah, here we go. | |
| Remember those? | |
| It looked like the Loch Ness Monster. | |
| That's it? | |
| That's all we've got? | |
| That's all you've got of a plane flying it? | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| What? | |
| This is one of those things. | |
| You mean to tell me you don't know who did it? | |
| Nope. | |
| What if that was something noxious? | |
| What if that was something biological? | |
| What if that was something really seriously catastrophically dangerous? | |
| What about that? | |
| What would you have done? | |
| Well, you know, what are you going to do? | |
| Case closed. | |
| Next, move along. | |
| Imagine if it were Trump. | |
| Barron would have been given the third degree. | |
| Everybody, they would have gone. | |
| They would have... | |
| That would have been serving warrants, you know, Roger Stone ninja style at four in the morning. | |
| It would have been the most incredible thing you've ever seen. | |
| They would have been interrogating these people. | |
| Come on, you know, give it up. | |
| Where'd that blow come from? | |
| Come on, Escobar, tell us! | |
| But this was like, what are you going to do? | |
| And Biden says, you know, we have to make sure we have to... | |
| Maintain the decorum of the White House. | |
| After he had that trans whatever flashing at the White House with the flag. | |
| Oh, come on! | |
| The best part about having Biden as president is he's so vegged you don't even bother asking him. | |
| Mr. President, no, nothing. | |
| No, it's alright. | |
| Nobody's buying the story. | |
| We don't believe any of it. | |
| We don't believe anything you say. | |
| Not how it got there. | |
| Not what it was. | |
| Not what it wasn't. | |
| We don't believe anything about the investigation. | |
| We don't believe anything about what you did. | |
| We don't believe anything. | |
| Nothing. | |
| You've trained us. | |
| We don't believe anything. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Maybe Matt Gaetz can get into this. | |
| By the way, Matt Gaetz, skeevy, Weird, smarmy, slimy. | |
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Clearances Aplenty
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| Get a hell of a job with that Christopher Wray. | |
| Very, very good. | |
| Oh, and by the way, what will come of that? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Nothing. | |
| All right, dear friend. | |
| Thought I'd pass that little bit of observation on to you. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Am I right? | |
| Am I wrong? | |
| Am I crazy? | |
| Am I out to lunch? | |
| Am I full of prunes, as my mother used to say? | |
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