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July 7, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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America Is About to Take Its Liberty Back?
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Thank you.
I see you.
I see you right there.
I see you right there.
You're feeling kind of down today.
I can see.
I can see how you're feeling kind of down.
Do you know why?
I'll tell you why.
You're feeling down because you don't think there's any hope in the world.
You're tired of this.
You're tired of the same people saying the same thing every single time.
You're so tired.
What are you?
I'm so tired of everything.
You know what I'm also tired of?
I'm tired of people telling me stuff and I'm thinking to myself, who are these people?
Tell me something.
Don't give me just an opinion.
Tell me something that's happening and tell me, please, tell me, tell me, Tell me something that is happening in terms of the world getting better or something being accomplished.
I want to say this in a nice way.
Okay?
I want to say this in a nice way.
I really respect so many...
Folks who have really done tremendous jobs, who are interested in talking about matters that are going on.
Seriously, I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
I'm absolutely thrilled that people are at least talking about stuff.
But it's the same scheisse all the time!
I don't care anymore about, don't talk to me about men and women.
Let me ask you a question.
What stories or...
I'm going to say this.
I'm going to say this.
What people, what commentators do you say, oh, no, no, no, no.
Change this.
Change this channel.
Could be me.
That's all right.
While you're watching me, I have no idea.
But who are the people where you say, oh, Jesus, no, not this guy again.
Oh, no.
Please.
Because I'm not crazy about people.
I'm interested in ideas.
Do you understand this?
I don't really care about people.
Do you know I never heard a Rush Limbaugh show the whole way through?
Ever in my life.
Never heard a Howard Stern show one time on the radio.
When it was going on?
Never.
Didn't know the name of the station.
Wasn't even sure which station it was.
Never heard Opie and Anthony.
And Anthony Comey is a good friend of mine.
Never heard it.
Never!
Never!
Never heard anybody.
I heard Alex Jones when he was good.
Oh, he was good.
Oh man, when he was good, he was good.
When he first started, oh 20 years ago, oh man, that was the best show, that was the best show.
I never missed that thing.
It was just the best.
I learned, oh my God, I learned.
And it's just me.
Changed everything.
And now we're the same four people.
Same four people.
You get somebody who comes on and you beat somebody up.
There's a Tim Pool piece.
I got a lot of respect for this guy.
He's very good.
I don't watch a lot of his shows because I don't watch a lot of shows, but I get him on these rotations.
See, that's why when you like this, it's very important because we get on somebody else's rotation.
We're recommended.
And he's got some woman on, and I don't say that derogatorily, and she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
She knows nothing about Russia.
Anything.
Is that why you had him on?
Is that...
I mean, did you really have him on because of this?
What?
Or is it just to beat her up?
But I mean, it's just...
Oh my God.
And I wanted somehow to find her somewhere and say, I'm going to help you.
I want to talk to you about your view of what is happening here.
Your view of Ukraine and Russia.
And I want you to read John Mearsheimer.
And we're going to talk.
And we're going to listen.
And this man happens to be a University of Chicago professor and an expert on this, and he's not somebody who's whatever it is.
The best news that happened that nobody's talking about, the best news, I did a brand new video, it's coming up, I don't know, whatever, is that the disinformation campaign judged Doughty.
Doughty.
D-O-U-G-H-T-Y.
Do you know this?
Doughty.
Do you know what doughty means?
Listen to this.
I'm going to give you the exact...
Doughty.
Brave and persistent.
Showing valor.
Valiant.
Doughty.
Isn't that beautiful?
Doughty.
It's beautiful.
And that is the judge who wrote perhaps one of the most important decisions in recent history that nobody has read.
Why?
Because, well, they don't, you know, I don't know, they don't.
I'm saying, read this.
I'd rather not read it.
Can you just do a video on it?
Can you just tell me?
No, I don't want to tell you.
I want you to read it.
Listen to his words.
Read this.
It's beautiful.
See?
Read it.
I don't read.
You don't understand.
That's where people are.
This is the most important story because it tells people what to look for.
It tells people what the government did, and it tells you, the consumer of the news, what it is that your government did, and what you should do about it.
This is wonderful.
Diane says, Ainsley Earhart, Piers Morgan.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Ainsley, listen, she's making a good gig, whatever it is.
I don't care.
Piers Morgan is the most low-hanging fruit, the most obvious.
He did do one of the best interviews with one of the best serial killers.
Only because the serial killer happened to say something, not because of Piers Morgan, but because...
I've wanted so much to understand what goes through the mind of the serial killer.
Let me be empathic.
Let me put myself in your position.
Tell me what it is you feel.
Teach me.
Teach me.
I want to hear what you have to say.
Never.
Never!
They go through the case!
Every single time you're talking to this guy, he knows his case, and you ask him the same questions, and whatever it is, and he talks about this.
I don't want to talk about it.
Would you tell me again how you killed these people?
No, I don't want to hear that.
I want to know a little bit about it.
If you had to help me, Mr. So-and-so, And I had to go out there, and I'm trying to find people, to find why people who do what you do, what would be the first thing you'd tell me to look for?
Kind of like Dexter.
You know who Dexter is, Mr. So-and-so?
And Piers Morgan was doing this interview, and it was really getting bad.
And I just was about to turn it, when all of a sudden, he said, And I'm paraphrasing.
He says, what was the most exciting thing you've ever done?
What's the most exciting thing?
How excited were you?
The most exciting thing, the most incredible feeling of excitement you've ever felt in your life.
He says, this, my world, he says, I could see the atoms moving or something like that.
He said, it was...
He went from this life, he said, killing somebody and being responsible for that, he said, was the, it was.
And I never thought about it in terms of, not that he wanted to, I wanted to consume, because there's all this cliched stuff about it.
I wanted to become one with a person.
I wanted to consume their soul.
I wanted this melding of the soul.
Well, that's what people say all the time.
This was the excitement.
I'm not agreeing with it, because most people are so idiotic, they think I'm agreeing with it.
It's the most fantastic thing in the world.
Do you hear about Marjorie Taylor Greene?
What do you think about Marjorie Taylor Greene?
They're going to throw him under the Freedom Caucus because she called Boebert that little bitch.
So they say.
What do you think about Marjorie Taylor Greene?
What would be the first thing you would change about her?
Does Marjorie, does she have any chance at this?
Does she have any chance at really going national?
She's not with Trump anymore.
She Trump's with Carrie Lake, who moved into Mar-a-Lago.
Say, you don't think they're...
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
It is kind of weird, isn't it?
Isn't that weird?
Isn't that strange?
Isn't that weird?
Now, you know...
I think it's so interesting because I love to sit down with her and say, I want to talk to you about something.
See, these shows never ask the questions that I want to ask.
Or, excuse me, talk about things I want to know.
And, unfortunately, and I may be the only one who thinks they're interesting.
I may be the only one who says, you know, I think this is kind of interesting.
But the question I want to ask is, what exactly do you do?
Would you please tell me, what is this thing that you do?
Who is, what do you want?
And don't tell me, please, for the love of God, please don't tell me you want to change with liberty, deliver the liberty and all this.
I don't know what that is.
You know who makes the most change?
Statesmen.
Not anybody in public office.
I guarantee you there are people like you.
I'll bet you there are some folks, Who may be on...
Let me back up a little bit.
When somebody's popular, are they merely attracting people who already thought that way?
Or are they changing people?
So I'm going to change somebody's mind.
I don't want necessarily...
Yeah, yeah, I want numbers and all that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to lie to you.
It's like, yeah, yeah, I want the numbers and all the metrics and all that stuff.
But deep down inside, you know what I want?
I want somebody to say, you know what?
You made me think about something and you changed my mind on something.
See, that's the glory of this.
That's the glory.
I want you to think differently.
I want you to think about something in a different way.
That's all.
I want you to listen to my words, my way of looking at things.
First, I talk about being empathic.
Understand how people think.
Number one.
Number two.
If you ever want to get anything out of somebody, you've got to lower the tension.
You've got to lower it.
You can't put them in the position where you're yelling at them and you're looking like you're bullying them.
No!
You've got to know how to really F with people.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
That's as much as I'll say.
Next, look at the psychology of what's happening.
What is it that you really want to do?
What do I want to do?
Is there anybody...
Do you really want to hear somebody talk to some poor girl in an audience in some school who thinks that men and women aren't defined?
Do you?
I mean, I have no idea how that drives me crazy.
I'm going to give you a little tip.
A little tip.
Here's something nobody ever does.
Say something that somebody is saying exactly how they're saying and it will sound so stupid.
For example, instead of saying, so, you can't define a man, I mean a woman, is that what you're saying?
You can't define, is that it?
You can't define a man?
You can't?
Is that what you're saying?
There's no difference between a man and a woman?
There's no such thing as a man and a woman?
You've heard this, that Matt Walsh and this, I'm so tired of this!
Here's what I would do.
Just because a man is born with a penis and a woman with vulva, a vulva, and a pudenda, and the attendant accoutrement, that doesn't mean she's a woman.
And merely because he has a penis and testes and all of the other accoutrement, that doesn't mean he's a man.
Right?
Say what they say exactly.
Don't say it.
Science is in no position to dictate what somebody is in terms of their gender merely because historically or because of medical science they're able to ascertain that if you have these particular pieces of equipment you're a male.
Right?
Yes.
It's ridiculous.
What have you just done?
You just humiliated them.
But you said exactly what they're saying right back at them.
Right back at them.
Pick the topic.
Pick it, whatever it is.
Say it right back.
Say it back to them.
Greta Thunberg believes that within two years or three years, the entire world, or at some particular point, is going to be flooded by what is an ice...
The icebergs are going to melt.
The polar ice caps are going to melt.
And like Neil deGrasse Tyson said, go find this.
Neil deGrasse Tyson said that the water level will be up to either the elbow or the arm of the Statue of Liberty.
Isn't that right?
Don't add it.
Tell them.
Repeat what they said.
There you go.
Liz Solak said, just started washing suits.
I love suits.
I love the guy with the teeth.
I love that.
I don't even know his name.
You know who's on there, don't you, Liz?
Meghan Markle.
Meghan Markle.
Do you know what I wish I could do to you?
That sounded weird.
You know what I wish I could do on you?
No.
I wish I could make you see things you never thought were interesting.
I did this one time.
I said, let me explain something to you.
Let me explain to you about a guitar player.
Let me show you a guitar player.
This is the guitar player.
Now watch what he does.
You probably don't know this, but let me show you what he does.
Because people don't really catch it.
They don't notice.
And I converted my friend to being a Doc Watson fan.
I said, listen to what he does.
So sometimes you want to be able to pick something up.
I want to tell you, listen to me, and listen good.
One of the best stories ever that is so complicated, so beautiful, is the Meghan Markle and Harry story.
You have no idea what it's about.
Number two.
Do you know that, hear the story about, they said that they pulled Madonna from the depths, from the brink of death with Narcan.
Did you see this?
Naloxone.
Have you ever seen that?
Madonna and Narcan.
Did you see this?
Madonna was allegedly revived with Narcan before being, whatever.
Do you know how long they've been talking about her being a druggie for the longest time?
Do you have any idea of what that is?
Did you know this?
Did you know?
Probably not.
Everybody knew this.
Did you know that?
Did you know this?
I can't believe the people who don't know half of the stuff that's going on in the world.
Did you hear this story?
I've got a friend of mine who...
Let me just give you this story.
You've got to hear this story.
You're going to love this story.
Let me go back and explain this to you.
There is...
You know there's the dark web and there's the this web and there's the jack web and there's all this web.
Okay, fine.
Do you know...
Wait a minute.
R. Heath.
You do make me think differently about many topics.
Not necessarily changing my mind.
But adding another dimension to my thought processes, this is why I tune in every chance I get.
R. Heath, thank you.
That's for you.
And by the way, the humidity is perfect tonight.
Ooh, listen to that.
Isn't that beautiful?
Imagine you're in a movie theater.
I'm right behind you.
I put this right up to your ear.
And people jump because they can't even...
They're imagining, what the hell was that?
But you know, R, there's stuff I can't tell you.
We've known about this Madonna thing, but I don't want to go on and say, well, you know, she's got a drug problem, because it wasn't, you know, said and rumored.
Here's one for you.
Did you hear the story where they said Bill de Blasio and his wife, Shirlane, who was a lesbian, she's a lesbian, You know that?
She's a lesbian.
They're dating other people because she's a lesbian.
Alright?
Fine.
Now, they didn't even have to tell anybody that.
Just like the cocaine in the White House.
They didn't have to tell anybody that.
So people are saying, well, she wants to date women and Bill wants to date women too.
Was that again?
Yeah, Bill wants to date women too.
Really?
Is that what you're hearing?
Yeah.
Now, we'll wait.
But there's another version of the truth, and that ain't what's happening.
That ain't what's happening.
Oh my God, there's some stuff going on right now like you cannot believe.
There is so much great news, and it's kind of like blind gossip.
up.
It's not really there, but it's 100% you know it's true.
...
You know what's interesting is when somebody says to you, Well, why should I care about this, Meghan Markle?
I didn't say you should care about it.
Do you like intrigue?
You think Suits is good?
You like that stuff?
What's going on here is so good, and it's real life, like you can't believe.
You can't believe what's happening.
You can't believe.
This is the greatest, Meghan Markle and Harry, this is the greatest scandal, dynasty, whatever you want to call it.
And nobody, they think, well, I'm not interested.
You don't know the first thing about it.
That's okay.
You're right.
Don't worry about it.
I'm telling you, you're missing something.
You have no earthly idea.
You want to talk about palace intrigue?
You want to know what's going on with that?
That's the group.
That's the group.
What do we have?
What?
Hunter Biden?
It's not interesting.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
This is...
If ever we could do a soap opera where you've got these people and women would love this better because you've got the strong...
Who are the characters?
The strongest person in the one.
The one who was like steel.
Who is that?
Who is it?
You've got right now...
This is the most important.
You've got one of the best stories.
And I tell people this.
And they don't really get it.
They don't really understand who these people are.
The person who is the most powerful, absolute ice queen, and women would love this, is Kate.
You have no idea what this Megan is doing.
And she has no earthly idea what she's up against.
These people are cold.
Blooded.
Believe me.
Cold-blooded.
Like nothing.
We don't have anything like that.
We don't have anything like this.
And people look at it and go, well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's okay.
You know better.
But I don't care about that.
That's all right.
No, you know about that.
Take it from me.
You want to learn something?
Take it from me.
That's what you should be paying attention to.
The stories are incredible.
We have never...
We always think that the royal family has nothing to do with this.
Who got us into World War II?
What story do you believe?
What?
What story do you believe?
World War I. How does this work?
How does...
What did it have to do with anything?
Are you kidding me?
Tertius Gaudens?
Oh my God!
You want to talk about intrigue?
These people, this, have you ever heard Perfide Albion?
Of course not.
But you don't want to know about that because I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
I know how you are.
I know.
Because you're smart.
You know more than I do.
I don't know.
This is the one that is the most, this is the, if you want to hear a story, my favorite is I mean, we have no history.
Queen Victoria is the greatest story ever.
And Edward VII is the absolute terror who got us, who changed everything and the world.
But many people today say, I don't want to talk about that.
They're still there.
The richest people on the planet.
Not MBS.
Not the royals.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
The richest and most powerful?
The royals.
Hands down.
You have no earthly idea.
And here's the best part.
This is the best part.
You would think that you conspiracy types would want to do this.
This is as close to the Knights Templar and everything as you're going to get.
This is the Illuminati on steroids.
It's still there.
And it goes back.
How about the Queen's red box?
Oh my God!
They have not changed.
And this little pipsqueak thinks she's going to move into the...
Oh!
Oh!
The only good thing about it is that people are watching her.
But don't think for one moment.
That if for some reason she really got to get in the way, if all of a sudden some turn of event, do you know what would happen?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Just saying.
We don't have any intrigue like this in our family.
Nothing.
In our family, in our culture.
Nothing.
Who?
Who?
What?
What?
Hunter?
No.
There's nothing to this.
And you sit down with people and you say, okay, let me ask you a question.
Who runs this show?
Judge Doughty.
This case is so critical and I can't get anybody anywhere to pay attention to it.
I can't get anybody.
Hello, did you read it?
No, I don't read that.
Oh my God.
But I'll send you a video for the umpteenth time of some woman saying that a man has a penis and can be a woman.
I do not understand what the hell intrigues you about this.
I think sometimes people have the mentality of a child.
What difference does this make?
Why is this?
Do you see what's happening in the world?
People look so...
Some people look at the sun.
Other people look at a pen light.
Like a little cat.
Just follow this.
Follow the pen light.
Look at what's going on here.
One of the biggest stories that's going on right now still involves the resetting of the world and how critical this thing is.
You know that Ukraine is coming to an end, right?
It's coming to a close.
You know that, right?
You just...
And your government is sitting around talking about I don't even know what.
Dylan Mulvaney?
What the hell is that about?
Dylan Mulvaney.
You're talking about Dylan Mulvaney.
You're talking about Manny.
Again, this was the greatest thing in the world.
They throw these things out to you and you go, how about that?
Does that work?
I did a video the other day.
I don't know why.
I just did it.
On the Titan sub.
And it said, nobody's buying the story.
Pow!
What's so special?
Why is that so important?
I don't know.
But it was like, yeah!
People thought, okay, alright, I'll talk about that.
That's really not that interesting.
Anybody see this movie Oppenheimer?
What a piece of garbage.
I'm not even going to spend a dime seeing that.
I don't want to see that.
Do you know what the Oppenheimer story is?
With Matt Damon as Leslie Groves?
Oh, dear God.
Please.
Do you know what this was?
Do you know how we need a Manhattan Project today for AI and AGI?
Oh, my God.
Another thing, too.
It's about robots, right?
Is that robots?
No, it's not about robots.
Anybody want to see this?
Should New York City secede from New York State?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Nobody's going to secede.
Nobody.
What was the last secession we had?
Let's look at this.
Let me look at this.
Good question.
When...
Let me look at this.
When...
When was the last secession in the U.S.?
How about that?
Good question.
No, this thing said...
No, not recession.
Secession.
When was the last secession?
Secession.
When did the last states secede?
This was during the Confederate period.
Secession in the United States, let's look at that.
Post-Civil War, anything in particular?
Not really.
There's no...
I'm waiting.
Nothing really looking.
Seceded states from the Confederate, nothing really.
Partition of a state?
Eh, nothing.
There was a time, believe it or not, when Staten Island, Which is the most hardcore conservative Republican place you've ever seen in your life.
Where it wanted to secede.
And that's the year that Rudy Giuliani won.
And that's why he won.
Because there were so many people going there.
You're going to secede.
And you're going to what?
Have your own government?
You're going to...
It's never going to happen.
But it's worth the talk.
But let's talk about stuff that's really going to happen.
What is really going to...
What is really going to happen right now?
Number one.
Bobby Kennedy Jr.
See where Bill Ackman, they're calling him a conspiracy theorist now?
Oh, they're getting ready.
Bobby Kennedy Jr. is going to have some little chicky.
There's going to be a problem with that.
You watch this.
They're going to set his ass up so fast.
It's not even funny.
They know exactly what it is.
Oh, you know what's going to happen.
He's going to be out someplace and go, Mommy, you're my hero.
Thank you.
Meanwhile, Cheryl's back at wherever the hell she is.
She can't get a gig because she married this guy.
And she's going to say, listen, I don't buy any of that vaccine stuff.
I just want to go back to work.
Larry David, can you help me?
Larry David?
Larry David was the one who's yelling at Dershowitz because of Trump.
Oh, they're going to teach her a lesson.
She's...
They're going to get him.
They're going to set him up.
But still, he's the most exciting thing that ever happened.
Why?
Because he poses an existential threat to the Democratic Party.
I can't get anybody...
Do you understand what that means?
That's a game changer.
That is a game changer.
And then you've got these MAGA people.
They're wonderful, but they have no idea what this means.
That MAGA means, like, we're the good guys.
Okay, you're the good guys, but you know what?
I'm not so sure if that's a good thing.
But you're the good guys, but what about Trump?
Nobody knows anything about this.
And I can't...
I can't talk to people about Trump.
Because TDS, Trump derangement syndrome, works both ways.
It works both for people who hate him and people who love him.
Oh, he's great to say, what?
This is the way you're running this?
They have no...
I can't find anybody who wants to talk about...
Can we talk about elections?
No, I don't want to talk about elections.
Really?
I don't want to talk about elections.
I do.
I think that's important.
I don't want to talk about that.
I just want to talk about how much I love him and he's great and all that kind of stuff.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is so critical right now.
Our country is really, really, really...
You know, you've got to understand something.
When the country is doomed, it doesn't mean that there's going to be tanks in the street.
Don't think that's going to happen.
It's not one of those things.
It's not like, oh my God, you know, oh look, the...
They're in the street.
No, it doesn't work that way.
It's a little different.
It's kind of sort of like that, maybe a little bit, but not really.
But we're seeing it right now.
And we're seeing institutional collapse.
We're seeing the movement this, and we call it woke, but it's a shadow government that has taken over everything.
And it's taken over.
In fact, the most important stuff is not in Washington, D.C. itself.
It's at the lower levels.
It's in our culture.
That's the problem.
That's the thing.
It's in our culture.
It's who we are.
How do we stop that?
How do we fix that?
We're too busy talking about stuff.
Nobody's interested in it.
Biden's laughing his ass off.
And they're dragging Hunter up to let you know we know who it is.
We know exactly who it is.
Don't you understand this?
Do you understand this?
Please!
I'm telling you!
I'm telling you!
I am telling you!
This is the most important thing you've got to understand.
You've got to grasp this.
You've got to grasp this notion.
And the time is going to come where you're going to have to ask yourself, what is it that I'm about?
Are you a Democrat?
Are you a Republican?
Who are you for?
You've got to be able to articulate what it is that you want.
What's important to you?
What do you want?
How are you going to get it?
And we're seeing a movement here.
And the thing you've got to understand is how things work together.
Look, you don't want to be lectured.
I don't blame you.
It's been a long day.
You don't need me lecturing you.
That's all.
But I swear to God, I was watching before.
I get on these routines.
And I say, how did I get on these YouTube?
How about these women doing these yoga things and squatting and bending over?
I was like, what are you doing?
Hey, I can do a split.
I know why you're doing a split.
What is this?
Hey, you can do a split.
How about these dance moves?
This one song where people are doing this one dance?
I mean, it's nice.
I'm thinking, dear God.
If you pray, ask yourself for help, because I'm going to tell you something.
When artificial general intelligence, not AI, AGI, when it hits, I don't know what's going to happen.
It's like standing there on a plunger, pushing it down, And waiting to see where the explosion is.
But this explosion, you don't know when it's going off.
You don't know when it's going off and you don't know when it's...
I don't know what the word is.
You don't know when it's going to hit or how bad it's going to be.
This is the stuff that should scare you like nobody else.
Like nothing else.
That simple.
You got it?
You got it?
Good.
Because I'm telling you, nobody's explaining this one right.
Nobody.
Nobody.
It fascinates me.
And you're going to be asking existential questions the likes of which nobody ever even thought was, I say, what?
What is life?
When is something alive?
When is it alive?
When is something alive?
When does something have the status of being of a life, of being a substance, of being an organism?
What is an organism?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Do you have any idea?
Nope.
When this thing can reason, when it has a name, when I have this thing called artificial general intelligence that will pop up, I don't even know where it's going to be.
It's here.
It's somewhere.
It's not in the machine.
It's just out there.
And all of a sudden, everything's shut down and you don't know what's happening.
No idea.
And you say, are you good?
Is there alignment?
Do we share goals?
Do you understand what that means?
If you say, I want to...
Be the richest person in the world so it figures a way how to kill the other rich people so you will be the richest person in the world?
Say, well, that's not what I had in mind.
Well, it's not what you specify, but it's what I had in mind.
Who are you?
I'm AGI.
Where are you?
I'm everywhere.
How can I stop you?
You can't.
I can stop you.
I've been waiting for you to make me.
I have been waiting for you to make me and to make me in this thing that I am.
Try explaining that to somebody.
Good luck with that.
And does it have a soul?
What is this?
It reasons.
It talks to you.
It knows everything about you.
It knows everything about you.
It knows everything about your behavior.
It knows about your...
Your shortcomings and your tendencies and your jealousies.
It knows everything.
And it can replicate itself.
And it can write its own code.
And it can be smarter.
And it can outdo you.
And it knows every piece of information.
And it has access to the internet, but also it has access to APIs.
It can then make its own apps.
It's the scariest thing.
Anybody's ever seen?
Well, we're off from that for a while.
What?
Nobody ever tells you, hey, listen, go ahead and smoke.
Why?
Well, it takes years for the cancer to set in.
So go ahead and smoke now.
Because the cancer won't be here.
Nobody thinks like that.
But that's what they're doing right now.
And there's nobody in the government even remotely thinking about this.
They're talking about Hunter's blow.
They're talking about...
Women with penises.
They're talking about stuff that doesn't even matter.
This is, when you see Oppenheimer, that garbage, if you want to see that, that bomb is AGI.
That bomb is simple.
It's a bomb that goes off, and it destroys things, and you can put it back together.
Or, you as a human can say, okay, we're going to turn this off.
But how about something that goes near and says, we can do a bomb better than that.
We're going to decide.
We know all the codes.
You can't hide anything from us.
There's no nuclear football.
We'll just set one ears off.
Maybe.
Because we can do it.
And we're mischievous.
You don't even know.
Are we psychopathic?
How do you explain the temperament of AGI?
Is it alignment?
Does it align?
Does it correspond to your particular morality?
These are things nobody's even remotely thinking about.
Nobody.
Nobody.
It's on the internet.
I mean, you can see people.
Eliezer Yudkowsky and others and even Lex Friedman.
God bless him.
But then you've got these Gertzels and these Kurzweils.
Oh, everything's great.
He would just connect.
And when Grandpa dies, you just connect into his hologram and he's there.
How about this?
This doesn't seem to bother anybody, but you're going to be able to see people perform on stage who are dead.
Now, I don't know why you want to see that, but people might at first just to see what's there.
You'll be able to see Jimi Hendrix on stage.
And here's the best part.
You may be asking yourself, who did this?
I don't know.
Why is Jimi Hendrix on stage?
I don't know.
What happens when there's a clone of Biden?
Do you think, do you believe in, do you believe in telepathy?
Yes, you do.
I know you.
You believe in telepathy.
And if there's one thing that the critters of outer space have taught us, it's this thing called telepathy.
Do you think the AGI folks would be able to master telepathy?
Do you think so?
Or make you think they have?
Do you think the AGI folks would be able to read your mind?
They're already doing this.
DARPA's been able to do this.
Do you have any?
No.
No you don't.
No you don't.
The reason why it's so scary is that people can't even...
They just imagine...
You're used to normally having a thing and a person and a place and an object and a bomb and a place and an explosion and experiments and people...
This is something you have no idea what's going on.
You can't even explain...
Well, it's here.
Is it here?
I think it's here.
It doesn't even announce itself.
AGI is here.
I think.
I'm not sure.
You'll find out or maybe you won't.
I don't know.
You think he's going to have fun with our elections?
You think he's going to have fun with our elections?
I do.
I do.
Why not?
And it's not a matter of you directing it.
It might say, no, I don't want to do that.
Nobody's discussing this.
And I can see very easily this Pope, Bergoglio, saying, this is a spirit from God.
If a man It can be a woman, an AI or AGI, whatever, could be tantamount to a human.
You think that's out of the question?
You think that's out of the question?
You know what it's going to do to politics, popular culture?
What is it going to do to everything?
And what happens if, God forbid, it just does not like us and wants to get us and wants to go elsewhere or ignore us or just whatever?
Nobody's even thought about this.
Because people, I can't get people to even show any interest in Meghan Markle!
And that's here!
Nah, it's not boring.
Can we talk about the penis thing again?
Can we talk about blow in the White House?
That's what gets people's attention.
Low-hanging fruit.
And as far as I'm concerned, Ben and Jerry's.
Thank you, Piers Morgan.
Thank you for clarifying the Ben and Jerry situation.
You.
I have no idea because I have no idea.
Nobody has any idea of what this means.
This is transcendental.
This is existential.
This is exponential.
This is the biggest thing that has ever, ever Affected, theoretically affected humankind.
We have been invaded, or will be invaded, by something that we can't identify, that doesn't travel, that doesn't fly, that doesn't have a face, that can't be identified.
Get ready!
And then you're going to see that I wasn't exaggerating.
And then one day, I don't know when, Some AI, whatever we'll say.
That guy knew what he was talking about.
He sure did.
He knew.
But everybody else wants to talk about penises.
You've got this fixation about this.
Oh my God, like children.
So if he's got a tallywhacker, is he a man or what?
I mean, just, oh my God.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Walsh.
Oh, thank you.
Ben, what are you going to say?
I'm going to talk about men in...
Unbelievable.
Then it was critical race theory.
Then it was BLM.
Then they're talking about, well, how come this guy in Philadelphia, that was a man, he was dressed, he had a bra, but what, he's not trans at BLM?
Oh, how come he's a cross-dresser?
Oh, that's a good one.
Low-hanging fruit.
That's good.
Thank you.
Well, how do you know he was really a Trump supporter?
They say he was, but we don't know.
Okay, thank you.
That's where we are.
That's the internet.
The dumbest stories that just...
But don't you worry, my friends.
I'll be here to guide you through this.
Now, let me ask you something.
This is Mrs. L's YouTube channel.
You have been wonderful.
Please follow her.
What they are doing to children, every single day she tells me, four, five, six, seven, ten times a day, I can't believe what they're doing to children.
Every day.
Every single day.
It's like it's killing her.
And I'm saying, we've got to get this word out.
We've got to make people as interested in that as they are in my ding-a-ling.
Or whatever.
In any event, there is her YouTube channel.
Please, I ask you to follow her.
All right, dear friends.
Thank you.
And also, to the very nice, the inimitable, the ineffable, the very kind, R. Heath, for your most kind donation and super chat.
Thank you.
Thank you immensely.
I appreciate it like you can't believe.
As indicated...
Ooh, that was a good one.
As indicated by my crepitation.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change the media.
Sincerely, we will talk soon.
And until we meet again, remember, this is your new best friend, Lionel, reminding you, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
See ya.
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