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Nov. 21, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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Trump's Back on Twitter
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This may come as a shock to you, and I don't want to in any way burst any bubbles, but Donald Trump returning to Twitter means nothing.
It's unimportant.
It is trivia.
At best.
It doesn't count for anything.
It's interesting, but it means nothing.
Because, as usual, you are being led into a world that only you inhabit.
Nobody That you will run into today, I promise you, knows anything about this story.
Depends where you are.
Let me ask you a question.
I'm going to give you a name.
I'm going to give you two names.
And I want you to tell me...
Ready for this?
Who is Mr. Beast?
Who is PewDiePie?
Who?
Mr. Beast has, right now as we speak, he has 112 million YouTube subscribers.
And I believe PewDiePie has 111 million.
They are the biggest.
YouTube stars, bar none.
And you don't know the first thing about them.
I don't follow them.
But you see what I'm saying is, in terms of sheer numbers, that's it.
Not Donald Trump.
Not that.
That's okay.
But more people on the planet know about these two than what you know.
So who's right?
Well, nobody's really right.
But it depends where you are.
You are being told and you are being sold a bill of goods based upon numbers and metrics.
This is a Skinnerian token economy, the likes of which it is so perfect.
B.F. Skinner.
Burris Frederick Skinner.
Would be so happy to see what's going on.
Because the amount of time and effort that is being played and paid to this is well, it's remarkable.
Absolutely remarkable.
And the reason why it's remarkable is that you Live in a world of complete and total distraction.
But it depends upon what our distractions are.
Because the goal of everybody is to keep you distracted.
Asking the wrong questions.
Not seeing what's really happening, but noticing something about what's happening.
There was a very, very famous...
Expression, and I've loved this one forever.
And it's Thomas Pynchon, who says, if they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
And that's the whole thing we're doing.
We were built up for the longest time by this absolute work by the name of Elon Musk.
Out of the blue.
Anything they told you about Elon Musk, you just believed it.
He was a rocket scientist.
You know the expression?
You don't have to be a rocket scientist.
What is he, a brain surgeon?
Let's use all of our phrases.
He came up with Tesla.
He knows about batteries.
He came up with SpaceX.
We don't talk about SpaceX anymore.
For reasons I don't know.
Not interested in SpaceX.
I thought they would be, but they're not.
Okay.
Fair enough.
But he's this guy.
And what he did was he made you hate these Twitter people.
Because we divided the world up into two groups of people for purposes of our discussion today.
The Wokies and the Patriots.
And you're a member of the Patriots.
You're the good guys.
And you believe in Truth, justice, the American way, all that's good, you're fantastic, you're...
Okay, fine.
You got it?
Alright, good.
Those people are bad.
So when you found out that here comes...
They banned Trump because of January 6th or what have you.
So they banned him.
And then there was this bad, evil, evil...
Oh...
What was his name?
The guy with the beard who looked like Fred Ziffel from...
Remember from Twitter?
The old Twitter owner.
The guy with the beard.
Jack Dorsey.
Jack Dorsey.
Looked like Fred Ziffel.
Remember that?
A weirdo.
You got that?
Weirdo.
Weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
And he represented everything that you hate to these people.
The woke, lefty, barefoot, hippie, dippy, Gen Z, whatever.
And this one was banned, and this one was banned, and this one.
And each person who came forward was even more despicable than the others.
Oh my.
God, each person with their weird, woke, their language.
And then, the mysterious James O 'Keefe.
I don't know where he came from.
I don't know where he went.
I guess he's someplace.
He was everywhere.
James O 'Keefe was everywhere.
He was, and I thought this was going to get, luring people in.
So, you're basically, And he's talking to my mic.
So you're banning people who are...
What?
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Shibby's on board.
What are you doing?
So you get people off because they like Trump.
Okay, good.
So that's why, yes.
And you can shadow ban?
Is that it?
Yes, I see.
And he exposed it.
I don't know where he is now.
So we saw these people, right?
Or you saw these people.
They were the heels.
Meanwhile, the world is falling apart.
The world is falling apart.
The world is collapsing, but you're focusing in.
This is your enemy.
They're immediate.
They're there.
And you recognize them.
They're weird.
And you can spot them a mile away.
They're part of a BLM Antifa freak show.
Okay, you got it?
Okay, good.
Well, here comes the White Knight.
Here he is.
I don't know if you can say the White Knight, but here comes Elon Musk.
And you love Elon Musk.
You don't know why.
You believe everything about him.
You believe he's a rocket scientist.
You believe he knows about batteries.
And he knows about...
You just, you love him.
And he says, well, I'm going to get to, I can't do a South African accent, I'm going to get to the bottom of this, and we're going to, well, I think I'm going to buy Twitter.
Will he buy Twitter?
I don't know whether he'll buy, maybe he will.
What's the latest?
Well, he's not.
Well, the DOJ's in it, and it's the biggest work you've ever seen to keep this thing going.
I don't know if you can buy Twitter.
You're not going to buy Twitter.
Let's go to the CEO of Twitter.
Here's the prefect of discipline.
Here's the minister of domestic compliance.
And you hated these people.
And you would sit there.
You lefty woke.
And he built it up.
For those people who will tell you this, the world according to Shib, you remember this.
Growing up, Tampa, The Sportatorium.
Gordon Soley.
Championship Wrestling from Florida.
So long from the Sunshine State.
Eddie Graham.
Dusty Rhodes.
The heel.
The baby face.
Tuesday night at the Armory.
The heel.
You hate this.
Ivan Cola.
The great Malenko.
Name it.
The babyface.
Dusty Rhodes.
So, Twitter, the heel.
Evil.
Right?
Evil.
Elon Musk.
The babyface.
The savior.
I'm going to get you your Twitter back.
Are you?
And meanwhile, week after week after week, month after month, the world is collapsing before you know it.
The world, this beautiful blue thing, just...
You say, hey, what about us?
Excuse me, we'll get you in a moment.
I'm worrying about Twitter.
So yesterday, he's back.
He's back.
What?
Who's back?
Donald Trump's back.
What do you mean he's back?
He's back on Twitter!
Is Trump even saying anything about...
Wait a minute.
What am I talking about?
I'm an adult.
He's back on Twitter.
So what?
The world's falling apart.
And I saw that man.
It's brilliant.
And they pulled all his old accounts.
Stop.
We're going to be talking today about scary and token economies.
We're going to talk about starling murmurations, this wonderful crowd psychology, the aclocracy, the distraction, the diversion, the distortion.
Don't look here, look here.
Don't look here, look there.
We're going to be talking about that.
But I must do some things that are very, very critical.
Number one, you must like this.
Because Twitter is one thing, YouTube, Google are another.
And as you know, we have been demonetized and demonized, but not demoralized.
And that's why it's very critical for us to up these algorithms like you cannot believe.
That's why you like them.
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That's number one.
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New York's premier nightclub.
I don't know what you want to call it.
The storied, the fabled Cutting Room.
I'm going to be there.
And I'm not going to be lecturing you about Kanye West and anti-Semitism.
I'm going to be doing something which nobody does.
It's called Complete Immersion.
Play some music.
Take the stage.
But you are the star of the event.
You and I work symbiotically.
Not parasitically.
Symbiotically.
Think chiral.
Cistrans isomers.
Chirality.
Think about that.
January 14th.
Doors open at 6. 7 p.m. curtain.
Be there.
Let's meet.
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Number two.
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But let's go back to this.
Why do you do this?
First, you know, sometimes it's funny.
When you have a...
I have a dear friend of mine.
I've known him since I was eight years old.
Eight years old.
And he's a most learned physician.
And we talk about diagnostics, and you look at things, and you say, well, here's the way it is, and this is what the tests show.
This is what the tests show.
This is it.
Well, Mrs. Balderdash, I've looked at your results, and we have a neoplasm.
This is not, this is not.
Not good, but it's right here.
Right here.
Let me show you in this.
This is right here.
You have a fracture.
Your femur is fractured.
Right here.
That's what it is.
Right there.
This is it.
We've done this.
Well, we have fun of mass.
That's lying right here.
Like my thyroglossal ducts.
Right there.
Now, the radiologist, the pathologist says, there it is.
This is a reality.
If you say, doctor, yes.
Where did I get that from?
I have no idea.
I'm just looking at this film right now and I don't know.
You know, if you told me, I can't even tell if this is a man or a woman or who this...
It's you because they gave me a number.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about this.
Could it be smoking?
I don't know whether this person is smoking.
I have no idea.
It doesn't matter why you've got this now.
The etiology, the teleology, the origins, it doesn't matter.
You've got this.
If we're standing at an emergency room and all of a sudden somebody comes in and they're in the middle of a massive MI and we look down and go, ooh.
You know what that is, don't you?
You know, referred pain the whole bit.
And if the two doctors said, you know, looking at him, I'll bet you anything, it's probably lifestyle.
And I would venture to say that his...
This morbid obesity has a lot to do with it.
I'll bet he's a smoker.
Meanwhile, the guy's turning blue.
But you're talking about the origins.
Why?
Where is this from?
What caused this?
And maybe, maybe society.
Maybe it's our lifestyle.
Meanwhile, he's dead.
He just called a cold.
That's it.
He's dead.
Because you were talking about where this comes from.
Why?
I think like that.
I don't care why.
I don't know where.
Why doesn't it help me?
When you look at the back of a ship, and you are in the back of a ship, of a boat, and you see the waves caused from the rotors, and you see the draft, or whatever you want to call it, whatever that churn is, that doesn't propel you.
That's not pushing you.
That's a result of where you've been.
And that doesn't tell you anything.
Rear-view mirror might tell you what's coming, but not usually.
And what I'm trying to tell you about these wonderful analogies is that you are being played by the oldest trick in the book.
And I'm diagnosing it.
This is a classic Skinnerian token economy that B.F. Skinner would have loved.
Why do I say that?
You love numbers, digits.
You love buttons, bells, check marks.
Let me give you an example.
I think I've told you this before.
If I said, hey, you look great.
Thank you.
Have you lost weight?
No, I don't think so, but my clothes are looser.
You look terrific.
By the way, hop on this scale, and I changed it.
It shows you five pounds heavier.
And you say, what?
Now, you're feeling great.
Your clothes are looser.
Everything fits great.
But that number, that number says five pounds, it's going to throw you off.
What the hell is that for?
You know what that was?
It was that.
I know what that was.
I ate.
You know what?
We ate late last night.
Yeah, that's it.
You're going to second guess.
If I said to you, that's a beautiful car.
Thank you.
I loved it.
How many miles you got on it?
What?
What difference does that make?
Well, wear and tear.
Well, 30,000.
But you liked the car.
Did that diagnostic mean anything?
I don't know.
I guess.
Look at him.
Look at this.
Dr. Shipster.
Wow!
He must be great.
He's got 50 million followers.
He's a veterinarian.
It doesn't matter.
He must know what he's talking about.
But he's giving advice about cardiology.
He's a veterinarian.
But he's got 50 million followers.
But this one over here?
Remember the old days?
Denton Cooley, Michael DeBakey?
He's got 3,000.
I don't want to listen to him.
But they've done transplants.
They were pioneers.
Eh, I'll go to this guy.
Now, what did Skinner say?
Skinner said, I don't care about behavior.
I don't care why you do things.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me what motivates you.
I don't care about this Freudian stuff.
Who cares?
Freud said, maybe it was his.
Maybe.
I want behavior.
I want behavior.
And what I want you to do is, I want you to act in a way, and I'm going to reward you.
I'm going to reward you.
That's what I want you to do.
I want you to sit down and shut up.
I don't care why you sit down and shut up.
I don't care what's going through your head.
I want you to sit down and shut up or do what I say.
What do you do?
Well, give him a little thing.
Give him a pellet of food or something.
Skinner went a step further.
He said, wait, I've got a better one for you.
I don't want to just give him a reward.
I want to give them something that they can redeem for a reward.
This way, I can create a currency.
I can exchange it.
They can build up and save and buy something.
You know, we used to go to those fun houses.
We used to go to Indian Rocks Beach and they had this fun house.
And you get these tickets.
Remember that?
You play skee-ball.
And you go, look how many tickets I got.
What do you got?
Nothing.
You look at the prize shelf and you go, there's nothing there.
But I got 12 of mine.
Gotta keep playing.
I mean, it's like that.
And you are being played for a jump.
Because you believe in these numbers.
And you are focused on how many you get.
If you're on.
Did the numbers drop?
Are people following me?
Am I worth anything?
Am I worth anything?
Why nobody's following.
I lost 12 followers.
I must not be doing a good job.
What?
Then they come up with trending.
What does trending mean?
They're not trending anything.
They're telling you what they want you to believe.
They're telling you this is trending.
Somebody told me, the best thing you should do every day is create your message.
Create your message in terms of what is trending.
What's Google Trends?
What?
Mimic what they're saying.
But that's not important to me.
It doesn't matter.
That's where the numbers are.
But I don't care about that.
Then start caring about it.
You want the numbers, don't you?
You want the numbers.
See that little plaque behind you?
That's that YouTube plaque.
You get 100,000.
Whoa!
It starts at 100,000 and the next one, a million.
From this, boop!
And they will do everything in their power.
The power of the check.
And meanwhile, Trump, I don't even know what he's saying.
I don't know if he's running, but all we're talking about is he's back on Twitter.
Yay!
Does that mean anything?
No!
No!
No, it doesn't.
Because...
To these people, it means everything.
Now, now, now, now.
Let me give you an example of something.
I think I told you this before.
Growing up, wrestling taught me everything.
Wrestling taught me everything.
The heel.
You've got to hate people to motivate them.
Don't give me this business about, is it better to love?
No, no, no, no.
Give me somebody to hate.
Hate!
During World War II, during World War II, they got a hold of Frank Capra and everybody who was doing anything about movies, and they said, we have got to demonize Hitler and Mussolini, but the Japanese, oh, the Japanese, dear God, they said, oh, we'll take care of that.
Did you ever see the World War II?
Japanese, anti-Japanese, they turned them into like animals, buck-toothed, myopic, like rats, just mean.
They were just, oh my god!
You hated these people!
Internment.
Why?
That's easier.
What about the Germans?
Oh, the Germans kind of look like us.
What about the Italians?
We'll kind of work around that.
They didn't go to Frank Capersley.
By the way, Frank, do us a favor.
Would you?
And Warner Brothers as well, and Mel Blanc.
We want you to do a series of positive messages about the American way.
No!
Make them hate the Japanese.
Hate the Germans.
But really the Japanese, because they don't look like us.
Hate is perfect.
So what do we have now?
Well, we have your group.
You're the Patriot.
You watch Fox News.
You read the Bible.
You read to God's guns, glory, Trump, the American way.
I'm proud to be an American.
Lee Greenwood.
God bless the USA.
By the way, this flag behind me, this is on my stage at the cutting room.
I use it.
I'm very proud of that.
I like that.
But these people wear the flag like a piece of...
Jewelry or something.
It's panache.
It's phony.
I'm a patriot.
And I'm better than you.
I'm into God.
I'm into Jesus.
I'm into God.
I'm into this.
And I'm an American.
I love our president.
And I love our troops.
And you're just a lefty.
You're just a lefty woke.
Just as simple as you're just some implicit, atesticular, phony.
Commie Marxist lefty woke.
Got it?
Look at SBF.
Look at this FTX hyper, a polycule.
Bankman Freed.
Look at this guy.
He's perfect!
With his...
Girlfriend?
What is that?
This rodent?
Have you seen this?
Put them together, she can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
And these people, they stole billions, but that's not enough.
No, you've got to hate them.
And they sat around, and they were dirty, and he was a vegan.
Say no more.
I never trusted those people.
He was a vegan, and he ate nuts, and he never slept, and he got this girlfriend.
And he stole billions.
That's what got their attention.
That.
Not the story.
Not the $30 billion.
Not the complete collapse.
No, no, no.
Not the lack of regulation.
No.
Give me somebody to hate.
Okay.
Go back to Twitter.
Who are the Twitter people?
Here's Jack Dorsey.
Fred Ziffel.
Did you see the prefect of discipline on Twitter?
Who does she think she is?
Hate.
You don't know hate.
What kind of hate?
I love hate.
Your hate.
I hate your hate.
My hate.
It's not hate.
You rotten.
Right?
And here comes Elon.
Here I come to save the day.
Come on, Elon.
Go in and get them.
Throw those bastards out.
And what did you do?
You went crazy and you said, did you say that they fired half of them?
Look at those people out there in their cardboard boxes.
Get the hell out of there.
Serves you right, you rotten.
See what's happening?
Perfect.
It's Joe LaDuke.
It's the great Malenko.
It's, oh God, Cyclone Negro.
Remember Salento Rodriguez?
Remember him?
There was a wrestler, Salento Rodriguez, deaf, who would turn his back and as soon as he'd say, Salento Rodriguez, he would turn around and say, how did you hear that?
Anyway.
They're the heel.
And you waited.
And then here comes Biden.
Well, we're going to turn the DOJ on Elon Musk.
Come on, Elon, fight back.
I don't know.
I'm not sure if I can do this or not.
I don't know if I have the money.
Come on, Elon, we're counting on you.
Why?
I don't know why.
I don't even know why this matters.
But we're counting on you.
When I was a kid, when I was a kid, We had, there was a guy named Joe LeDuc, the Canadian freight train.
Joe, J-O-S.
Joe LeDuc.
He was a lumberjack.
And his brother, Paul.
Joe was like 9 feet tall, 500 pounds, and Paul was, looked like Floyd the barber.
Joe LeDuc would do a two-man backbreakers, two guys backbreakers.
And he would say, listen, to me, Three foot tick.
I think he did different.
Alright.
Work with me on this.
It would be a tag team match.
And they're beating the hell out of Paul.
The brother.
He's dead.
I'm looking at him.
I'm a kid.
I'm training my father.
He's dead.
He's not dead.
No, I'm telling you.
I've never seen a dead person.
But that guy in the middle of the ring is dead.
And Joe LaDuke is trying to tag, and he's got his hand, he's trying his best just to reach him.
Please, try to reach him.
Joe's, I mean, Paul's out.
How's he going to tag?
He's unconscious.
Don't worry about it.
I was a kid.
I'm going crazy.
Somebody's got to stop this.
I've got to call the police.
No, it...
Bleeding, stepping on him, and the heels are tagging out, and they're dragging him into their corner and killing him, and Joe is going crazy, trying, trying to just tag so he can go in and save the day, and his brother.
I don't know how old I am at the time, I'm going crazy.
Well, for some reason, out of nowhere, Paul gets a surge of energy, crawls across, and...
Tags up with Joe LaDuke.
Joe comes in and they would always go like this with their hair.
He was bald.
But Stu Schwartz, the referee, happened to turn his back right when the tag was made and missed the tag.
So he'd say, no, no, go back.
He'd say, what?
My brother, he's dying.
I'm turning to my father.
What, are you kidding me?
What do you mean?
I saw it, and we were screaming, no, you son of a, no!
And we're going like this, meaning he tagged.
Wrestling is the only sport where you turn to the audience to get to where the referee says, was that a strike?
What was that?
Strike?
I was losing my mind.
I said, they've now killed him.
He is beyond dead now.
He is limp.
He is non-responsive, eyes fixed, gone.
Just, he's dead.
I'm watching a murder.
My father took me to a murder.
And I'm watching this man die.
And there was no justice, and I'm going to go crazy anyway.
Well, needless to say, after we have been pushed and pushed and frustrated, they finally make the tag.
And I was never happier in my life.
I felt like I had justice, and here comes Joe LaDuke, all 900 pounds, and he killed these people.
And there was justice, and boom, and the two back breakers, I mean, and, and, wouldn't even get him for the tag.
At the count of three, he pulled his shoulder up, saying, oh, I'm not done with him yet.
And hit him, elbows, and piss, and pocket.
That's Elon Musk.
That's what Biden's doing.
I don't know.
We're going to have a DOJ investigation.
No, you can't have a DOJ investigation.
Wait a minute.
I'm not done yet.
I'm going to buy it.
You're not going to buy it.
But hold it.
He's going to sell his Tesla stock.
I don't know about that.
Let's go to Larry Kudlow.
Why?
I don't know.
But let's go to Larry Kudlow.
Larry, what do you think?
Well, just because he says he's going to buy, Twitter doesn't mean they have to go to the board.
What do you mean the board's got to approve?
And people, who for no particular reason, are now hanging on to every word, every motion.
Meanwhile, Trump is not saying a word.
Well, you know, I've got truth social.
Truth social!
What the hell are you talking about?
Candace Owens has parlay.
Remember, she tried to sucker that jadrule Kanye West into this whole thing.
You're going to help us, right, Kanye?
My husband?
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
Okay.
Well, that didn't pan out.
Nothing like a nice anti-Semitism slap to really kill that.
So now she's looking for funding.
All eyes have been on Twitter the whole time.
Why?
The same reason why in that little wrestling arena all those people didn't know where they were living, didn't know what jobs they had, didn't know the names of their kids.
All eyes were on this.
This event.
And then we saw it today.
Trump.
Oh, oh!
Another classic wrestling move.
My friend Shib knows this.
Stu Schwartz would turn to the audience.
I think I told you this.
Turn to the audience and say, was that a tag?
Did you see this?
Yes.
Okay!
Never heard of a referee turning to the crowd.
So what did Elon Musk say?
Well, let me ask you.
Should we bring on Trump?
Yes!
Are you sure?
Yes!
What am I getting excited for?
Trump's like, well...
And they finally did it.
The old people...
The excitement...
Over Twitter?
Is it going to fold?
Yesterday CBS said, we're going to pull all our stuff because, well, we're not sure about the future of this.
I don't know.
All of the coders are gone, and the codes, and the programmers, and there's nobody there, and I'm not sure.
The story, Parler is hanging on.
Parler, let's face it, is in a coma.
It's in a vegetative state as we speak right now.
Getter, bless her heart, they're still trying her best.
There's getter, rumble, bumble, dumble, bitch you, poops you, so many of these things, but Twitter is the granddaddy.
And people were just watching.
It's so beautiful.
It absolutely was and is perfect.
It's beyond perfect.
And Elon Musk is a genius.
Meanwhile, Biden's Biden, Biden is sending, what, a billion dollars?
I guess, in reparations for something.
Nobody's saying anything about that.
Nothing.
I've got a friend of mine.
Wonderful person.
And remember, just because somebody...
I guess people think I'm a right.
The Republicans have nothing to do with these people.
You're going to be so disappointed with the Republicans taking the House.
Jim Jordan?
You'll see.
You'll see.
But I've got a friend of mine.
I'm sure you do too.
If you love somebody, if you've known somebody your whole life, you don't care about politics.
I don't care what they are.
But you can laugh.
I've got a friend.
She wants so much to be the not woke.
See, first of all, woke people don't use the word woke.
Right-wingers don't call themselves right-wingers.
Bible-thumpers don't call themselves Bible-thumpers.
You see, those are pejorative terms.
But I have a friend of mine.
She is the wokiest of the woke.
She's so woke that she has...
You know the hands?
See the thumbs up here?
That's a yellow thumbs up.
What is that?
Is that some Sinophobic?
Is that some anti-Asian thing?
I don't know.
Or maybe it's a gloved...
You know the prayer hands?
They're white.
They're Caucasian.
My friend, she has black hands.
She's white.
She's white.
She has black hands.
And I told her, knowing this, I said, by the way, not to be priggish or punctilious about this, but I've got to tell you, you probably didn't notice this, but I noticed in your emojis, your hands are black.
I know.
I said, well, I don't think you should do that.
What do you mean?
Well, because first of all, that's appropriation.
You are not black.
You're not transracial.
You're not black.
So, you may have solidarity with our black brothers and sisters, but for you to have black emoji hands is to imply to me that you are indeed African American or a person of color, and you clearly are not.
So, reverse it, because that is racial appropriation.
And I'm making this up.
So, I keep going.
So, you thought that, what?
You were going to get away with this?
Is that it?
That you could just, you're going to, what?
Walk in a mile of the black man's or woman's shoes?
Because you have, what?
You've changed the color of the hands of your emoji?
How dare you?
This is nuts!
Nuts!
Absolutely nuts!
Look at this, see?
We have different hues.
There's beige.
There's a sepian tone.
There's more of a mocha.
There's a chocolate.
Unbelievable.
But I tell people this.
You know what's cisgender, right?
Cisgender.
Nobody uses this anymore.
Those of us.
Anybody take organic chemistry?
Anybody remember this?
By the way, hit the like button.
Please make sure you hit the like button using the appropriate colored hue.
Dermal hue.
I will not accept a like if you...
And please, don't be transmigrational.
I just made that up.
But if you've ever taken organic chemistry, cistran isomers, remember that cis?
Remember dextrorotatory, level rotatory, and cistran isomers, and, you know, cistran, okay, stereoisomers and all that jazz.
Well, I've been, you know, a cisgender is somebody who is told on their birth certificate that they are, let's say, male, and they are told that they are male, And they accept the fact that they are male because they are told that they are male.
And the fact that they are male.
But that's beside the point.
So anyway, I came up with cryptogender.
Cryptocracy, cryptocurrency, cryptocryptic, hidden, hidden, hidden, cryptic.
Let's get a better one too.
Always remember this, cryptic.
Let's get a really good...
I always like definitions.
Cryptic is having a meaning that is mysterious or obscure.
In zoology, by the way, not zoology, please, that would be three O's.
In zoology, serving to camouflage an animal in its natural environment, a cryptic of coloration or markings.
That's interesting.
It's hidden, but it means mysterious or obscure.
So therefore, I came up with cryptogendered.
And I use this.
And I was saying this to a friend of mine.
And I say this with a straight face because in my decrepitude, my latent years, I have been able to, for some reason, I don't know why, been able to keep a straight face.
And I can say things that are just absurd, but I say them in such a way that people, they say, well, it's got a point of something.
And I say, I am cryptogendered.
Huh?
Well, cisgendered, of course, is that which I am told to believe, which I believe by virtue of what they told me I was, and which I ultimately accept as being that which I am because I concur.
But with cryptogender, there's more, there's an obscured Association and appreciation for what I am because it's not so much that I have a problem with what my gender is, but my problem is with you denoting in the first place.
So it is almost like a derivative form.
It's a derivative form of, as my friend and I used to say, it's a derivative form of, if you will, an ambiguity, per se, that allows one an ability to differentiate And subparamentalize not only the appreciation of one's gender vis-à-vis one's own inspection and
essential participatory vis-à-vis sensorial versus sensorious.
I understand the pun.
But my problem is with the ability to recognize the standards.
By which someone else would do it.
So the obscured aspect of gender is not vis-a-vis my appreciation, but vis-a-vis the appreciation of your referencing that which you believe, that which is apparent as to my meta-genitalia.
Throw in proto-meta.
And that's where we are today.
We absolutely today have lost all concept of reality.
All.
And we are living in this weird token economy where we are clapping as far as events that occur which have no basis in the real world.
Okay.
Let's start right now.
I want to talk to you.
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And my friends, I don't want to burst anybody's bubble.
I don't want to do anything to affect your joy.
But the Trump thing doesn't really mean anything.
It just...
I mean, it's good.
It's good.
But this is the greatest hucksterism ever.
I mean, it's Colonel Parker.
It's P.T. Barnum.
It's professional wrestling.
It's all rolled up into one.
Does it matter?
Of course not.
Of course not.
It doesn't matter.
And the idea, and this is weird too, why am I upset over there's a lot of nice people, I'm sorry, who are at Twitter, who didn't do anything wrong, and why am I applauding their being fired?
Why?
Is that the Christian thing to do?
Is that the nice thing to do?
I don't understand that.
I don't know.
Yeah, the higher-ups.
Somebody comes up with $400 million.
Jack Dorsey makes a bill.
Come on.
But somebody who's at a, you know, whatever it is.
Look, I don't know what to tell you.
Let me also explain something.
Something very weird happening is going on with Meta, which is Facebook.
With this, Amazon.
You're going to find out right now that maybe this was a Potemkin village.
Maybe this was some kind of a movie set.
Maybe there's nothing there.
Maybe the emperor has no clothes indeed.
So that is it, my friend.
Let me thank you.
Let me thank you to my friend Shib, who I've known, who joined us.
I don't want to point him out.
Don't want to point him out.
But he's eight years old.
Eight years old.
Third grade.
Been together since the third grade.
It's incredible.
And then you understand.
And you get to see how depravity, how it mellows, how it ages.
Because he was depraved as a child.
But even then, you get to see it.
And it also, by virtue of you being able to have somebody who is really, in essence, your brother, and you get to see through your life, you realize your own superiority and how normal you are.
When compared to this stark raving lunatic.
But that's neither here nor there.
And by the way, if it is neither here nor there, where is it?
I have no idea.
Alright, my friends.
By the way, last night, couldn't get to sleep at all.
I think the Fifth Dimension said it best.
Went to one of my favorite places.
Well, two.
Two places.
One was a Dollar Tree.
Dollar Tree is the greatest store there is.
Please go there and just watch.
And second, TJ Maxx.
Oh my God.
Find out where Americans are and learn of them.
But you're not going to find them at universities.
You need to go into the heartland.
Let me thank everyone for being A part of us.
Being a part of us and being with us.
Let me thank you not for who you are, but what you appear to be.
Let me thank you for your presence.
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Thank you for everything.
Alright, my friends.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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Have a great day.
Remember, our valedictory, as we always say.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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