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| When I was a kid in the 60s, when it came time to Halloween, we worried about one thing and one thing only. | |
| Getting an apple with a razor blade in it. | |
| We heard about this. | |
| We heard that there was some sick guy in every neighborhood who reportedly, supposedly... | |
| Or supposedly, gave out apples with razor blades in it. | |
| Never made the papers. | |
| Don't know exactly where it happened. | |
| Never really knew if it hurt. | |
| But we were told every single year. | |
| In fact, one year, our local hospital said that they would x-ray all of the fruit you got to make sure you didn't have razor blades in this. | |
| Question number one. | |
| Who in the hell got fruit? | |
| Question number two. | |
| If you got fruit, would you eat it? | |
| And number three. | |
| What kind of a dork takes their fruit to the hospital to get x-ray? | |
| Nobody. | |
| But it was still a great urban legend, perhaps. | |