Lionel Nation - The Dread Razorblade in the Apple Trick
Aired: 2022-10-21
Duration: 02:16


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[00:01:31]  When I was a kid in the 60s, when it came time to Halloween, we worried about one thing and one thing only.
[00:01:37]  Getting an apple with a razor blade in it.
[00:01:39]  We heard about this.
[00:01:40]  We heard that there was some sick guy in every neighborhood who reportedly, supposedly...
[00:01:45]  Or supposedly, gave out apples with razor blades in it.
[00:01:49]  Never made the papers.
[00:01:50]  Don't know exactly where it happened.
[00:01:51]  Never really knew if it hurt.
[00:01:53]  But we were told every single year.
[00:01:55]  In fact, one year, our local hospital said that they would x-ray all of the fruit you got to make sure you didn't have razor blades in this.
[00:02:03]  Question number one.
[00:02:04]  Who in the hell got fruit?
[00:02:05]  Question number two.
[00:02:06]  If you got fruit, would you eat it?
[00:02:08]  And number three.
[00:02:09]  What kind of a dork takes their fruit to the hospital to get x-ray?
[00:02:13]  Nobody.
[00:02:13]  But it was still a great urban legend, perhaps.