Risking Hideous Death on Halloween
From YouTube #shorts and for your edification and review.
Oct. 21, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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| When I was a kid, we had these testers, I think. | |
| I don't know what the name of this company was. | |
| Our testers, is that the glue company? | |
| In any event, we put this mask on with these eye holes that didn't really fit. | |
| So we were basically blindfolded. | |
| We put this gown on. | |
| It came in a box. | |
| You put this thing on with a tie that was soaked in this flammable paint. | |
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| And we would go out into the dark. | |
| Blindfolded, with nothing reflective, and we go to people's homes, knock on the door, and pray to God we make it alive. |
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